/brit/

thinking of winter :(

>>67580570
alright

google has come up with a new extension to google maps to help indians locate toilets

do you know what it's called?

mexico

>>67580640
poo in loo?

>>67580640
pooinloo

The willys hard again.

>>67580611

Meow Meow?

>>67580611
currently doing the second part at this very moment

>>67580640
poogle maps

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need an alex bf

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kay-on

>>67580611
YES

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE OP

what's meow meow

where is mexico?

>>67580672
nice

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>>67580632
Winter is the GOAT time to be a NEET

>>67580680
mcat
smells like cat piss innit

>>67580656
>>67580657
>>67580668
street-view

a good drink or two by myself at home on a night like this? don't mind if i do! *pours myself a tall glass of glens vodka* cheers!

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>>67580611
>meow meow

what is this

>be Manitoban
>feed the polar bears so they expect food from you
>stop feeding them
>they eat your dog because they're hungry
Top tier banter, absolutely screeching right now.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/polar-bear-dog-video-churchill-manitoba-1.3855128

eating some cracking cheesey chips lads. got curry sauce and gravy on them desu

>>67580699
next to el paso

>>67580680
>>67580703
what

flatm8's grafting on the bird I like lads

once i took a creepshot of a girl at work as she was sitting next to her boyfriend with the flash on

twice

debbie does dallas

>>67580712
literally puke at the smell of glen's now

>>67580721
ugh fine mephedrone

>>67580704
pretty shit punch line 2bh

4/10

>>67580611
>that hand

>>67580665
I second this notion.
What the absolute fuck?

>>67580729
so?

>>67580712
Vocaroo a sea shanty

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more airport shots for /brit/

Currently drinking a hot port lads, what is everyone else on?

*makes notes on the style of yank posting*
hmmm yes very interesting....

>>67580756
>these hands

>>67580665
mcat
drone
mephedrone
4-mmc

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Waiting for me mate to go home so I can have a wank lads

>>67580716
literally the worst drug ever in terms of payoff vs nose pain/depressing lack of an actual satisfying buzz.

Playing CoD4 Remastered with some old clanmates. Feels like I'm 12 years old again.

>>67580753
>literally puke at the smell of glen's now
this 2bh and mostly vodka in general

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>tfw

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>>67580776
wow an airport

just lost my jaw lads
can anyone help me find it

>>67580776
where are all the planes?

>>67580712
*fills glass with cherry coke and holds it up*
cheers!

>>67580795
is it any different to the old one? i don't have a console to play it on but have fond memories

I miss omaha

UK needs migration 'because native Britons are bloody stupid', says pro-EU lord
'We need an injection of intelligent people, young people from outside who come in and wake us up from time to time,' says Lord Kerr

>>67580817
good question

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How do we improve the British genetic stock?

>>67580809
who is beauty
does she happen to be moldovan

<3

>>67580837
he seemed like a nice president tbf

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just snorted a kilo of the ol' pikey dust

buzzing my tits off lads

>>67580776
WOW AN AIRPORT!!!!!!!!!!! :D

>>67580717
owner is a stupid ass and i'm glad he's being charged

>>67580870
*whips it out*

>>67580753
>>67580802
same
with any luck ill choke on my vomit

>>67580862
whats this

>>67580850
1,2

you lads are tempting me to drink but i hate constantly needing to piss

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safe boys

>>67580878
>stupid ass
alri donald

Theresa may trigger brexit!!!

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not what i meant to post

Done a lot of mephedrone in the past, the comedown is fucking awful and you need a truckload for a single night. Wouldn't snort again.

out of alcohol and I'm not drunk enough

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STILL real retro hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEvTl9vi-6o

*cuts off my nose despite my face*

>>67580864
meet me in derby and i'll lay you out

>>67580893
drinking on your own is very degenerate you should not do it

Right lads, show of hands, who's drinking?

Might get on it if you lot are desu.

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>britain isn't racist

yeah right

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>>67580780
>Irish
>higher spiritual values

What?

>>67580934
good

i'm glad

Divided I stand.

Beside myself
And wholly

Breeze-blown, wind
struck

A rush of air, an intake
of breath, a gasp.

Do you hear it? Are you there?
Turn around!

>>67580855
m8

>>67580934
come round mine i've got plenty x

wanna do lots of drugs to try them all once

but dunno how becuase im a bit of a billy-no-mates

dropping bears

Not sure whether to cry myself to sleep or have another beer then cry myself to sleep

wonder what liverpools favourite fimbles character is

>>67580934
I told you to pee and run

>>67580926
preferred the picture tbqh. waste of your time and mine. what did you think the gif offered that made it worth typing that and reposting?

>>67580940
are we all posting pictures of our mums now or what lad?

>>67580943
mentioned
>>67580971
huh?

>>67580780
>>67580957
>such obvious samefagging

why

>>67580893
drink

>>67580934
bad

>>67580940
hot

>>67580943
k

>>67580944
this

>>67580943
>tfw I've met a group of people from derby before

Saw Cinderella in a party dress
But she was looking for a night gown
I saw the devil wrapping up his hands
He's getting ready for the showdown

>>67580949
here but i might just swallow some cigarettes instead

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>>67580984
these?

>>67581017
didn't ask m8

>>67580611
what a waste of quality boy pussy

>>67580992
roly mo obvs

>>67580949
+1

>>67580949
>who's drinking?
Might grab a beer or two tommorrow.

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DERBY MENTIONED

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I'd never actually listened to this but it's really good.

>>67581010
siberian mouse

>>67580949
I was day drinking (12-1500)
Gotta chill till about 2000 and I'll get wasted after

*cries*

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the gf

>>67580943
i regularly am in derby station for trains
you should meet me there and put a finger up me bum

>>67581055
Thanks for the upvote.

>>67581070
lock down your aerials

>>67581014
you can talk to non flaggers as well racist

>>67580836
Yeah, they fucked a lot of things up, mostly the spawns and the netcode. But it satisfies my itch.

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>>67581080
Haven't seen poleaboo in a while, think he might've topped himself tbqh

>>67581070
fuck off underage

>>67581086
make yerself at home we got diesel or some of that homegrown
sit back in your throne turn off yer phone coz this our zone

>>67581123
Just never really got into rap stuff.

>>67581028
Why not both?

>>67581032
mine arr brown and phallic in nature

>>67581122
He's on his way

He's not getting the attention he craves here anymore

redcar

>>67581064
was legit considering buying that shop on the right this year
>>67581071
afraid i do not know what that means my friend
however, i shall be looking into it

>>67581082
slippery slope lad

you'll be posing in tights soon and sending us pics (do it tho haha)

>>67581147
not sure what he's saying lads
is he speaking swedish

what's his name, lads

>>67581094
not if their posts get deleted

>>67581161
will have to change my flag to some degenerate south west place before i do that lol

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Lads
What do you call this model of car?
Do you pronounce it like "Car" or do you pronounce it as "kay ayy"?

>>67581140
quite good after all innit

>>67581176
cornelius

>>67581176
kev

>>67581122
posted this morning
police popped round to check he hadn't topped himself

>>67581191
chipper

>>67581176
liverpool :x

>>67581193
Yeah it's decent.

>>67581177
you can get done for talking to underage flaggers, be careful

>>67581191
Cah

>>67581191
Like Vodka with a funny accent

>>67581191
POS

>>67581191
caw

>>67581122
He was shitting up the thread earlier

>>67581176
Adolf

>>67581208
it's worth it

>>67581191
kayyyy (deep breah) ayyyyyy

>>67580776
where are you going?

are you guys ignoring my poem purposefully

fuck drumpf
fuck white people
fuck men
fuck patriarchy
fuck christians
fuck the church
fuck heterosexuals
fuck cis scum
fuck hate
fuck haters
fuck hate speech
fuck "free speech"
fuck bigotry
fuck racism
fuck sexism
fuck colonialism
fuck harassment
fuck cyberbullying
fuck discrimination
fuck employment discrimination
fuck housing discrimination
fuck white neighborhoods
fuck privilege
fuck the 1%
fuck pence
fuck priebus
fuck republicans
fuck conservatives
fuck corporations
fuck big pharma
fuck big oil
fuck monsato
fuck haliburton
fuck profit
fuck capitalism
fuck the bourgeoisie
fuck exploitation
fuck slavery
fuck police shootings
fuck school shootings
fuck assault weapons
fuck guns
fuck hunting
fuck meat eaters
fuck destruction of natural resources
fuck global warming
fuck voter id
fuck walls
fuck fences
fuck borders
fuck ice
fuck nationalism
fuck america
AND FUCK YOU

going up town to see the gf tomorrow

she's excited to see me and i'm excited to see her. i'm going to take her out to the movies

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join the fight

>>67581191
Cahwk

>>67581270
>yank flag
it's probably subconsciously tbf
sorry lad

>>67581176
Bejamin Branch the whitest nigger u will ever seen hahaha

>>67581270
poem? where? I want to read it

>>67581191
that shitty ford that only women like

>>67581195
hmmm

>>67581176
Anders

>>67581298
>>67580970

>>67581271
What a long, butthurt post.
Dinnae read any of it.

>>67581271
agreed

>>67581144
cant drink outside thats unseemly

ok i think i'm going to wank

@ 67581271

Won't be sullying my mind with this regurgitation of a post

>>67581159
>however, i shall be looking into it
on the phone to interpol as we speak

>>67581334
whilst strawpedoing 5 orange vks yeah

>>67581334
over what>?:3

wouldn't mind getting to know the Victoria reddit flag better

>>67581271
bit rude

>>67581306
>shitty ford
you dont have to write "shitty" lad
t. own a F-350

https://www.reddit.com/r/instasync/comments/4nyxq1/wonder_what_happened_to_instasync_look_here/

wow

thinking hard rn

>>67581271
No, fuck you leatherman

Was on holiday for the past week so didn't do any wanks at all and did a well-anticipated wank this evening but as soon as I was close to climaxing the need for a bit of danger won out so I loaded up a picture of the ex-gf. Was a very explosive ejaculation, but feel a bit ashamed of myself now desu :S

>>67581353
cali carter desu

>>67581337
for conversational purposes, of course
i certainly have no illegal intentions

cant get over how weird cats willies look

>>67581355
who

>>67581334
futa_on_male

Thanks me later

>>67581334
Pics

>>67581370
i crey

if anyone reads this and remembers me from babbytube pm me or something i miss ya

>>67581241
HOWLING INTO THE NTH DIMENSION

>>67581396
>inte
Back to sverigetraden with you.

>>67581390
pics

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>Sorry Anon, what were you saying about my number?

>>67581316
a poor man's Merrill

going to have a lot of time at work free the next week, what games should I download? please respond

if i post two monkeys fucking is that NSFW?

le freak c'est chic

might piss on the road

>>67581393
thats his nickname for me

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic F-350 driver

>>67580611
>Transgender
>60k a year school
>vegetarianism
>drugs
>gender reassignment surgery
Literally everything wrong with this country in one image.

>>67581376
>Cali Carter (18+) (@MissCaliCarter)
:/

mates are coming over hope they don't say something incriminating in front of mummy haha

>>67581451
r u a girl

you know what i've been a kissless foreveralone virgin for 20 years, but i reckon i might start just being myself and get a girlfriend

>>67581452
I'm not the short guy
He has dodge ram 2500

>>67581355
this

especially since the old one vanished
and queensland

aussies are best boysies

>>67581270
poetry is for gays lad

>>67581452
SHUT UP!!!!

should I apply to be a janny?
with some clout I could make an honest difference around here

>>67581468
*opens door with baggy in hand*
*sniffs key*
ahh yes hello mrs howard

>>67581470
sort of

>>67581503
pics

>>67581426
I need to know Muslim registry number so I can report you to the ICE and you can be put in the camp where you belong.

>>67581495
sad!

>>67581355
>>67581479
gay bender lads waheeyyyy haha x

>>67581503
pics????

>>67581512
had this typed before you posted copy cat

>>67581426
wtf i love pakistanis now!

>>67581503
Wew

>>67581495
I've already applied so don't bother

>>67581451
alri vicky? you by any chance live near london?

Coach Carter! Coach Carter! Coach Carter!

>>67581271
i agree with all of this, however you forgot:
fuck everyone else

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>with some clout I could make an honest difference around here

>>67581435
PLEASE RESPOND I SAID

>>67581463
what??

>>67581426
Bet she smells desu

need another wee

this is problematic

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>>67581478
alri
>>67581494
you will not silence my movement

>>67581355
>reddit flag
pls can somebody just explain this to me

i never learnt and now i feel left out

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38033962

Another fascinating report by none other than the least biased news site, the beeb cee

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>>67581512
>>67581525
me on the right

>>67581503
Close enough

Post boipucci

>go into thread
>see that swedish guy who always ruins my internet cred
for fuck sake

>>67581479
i have one of em on skype

>>67581549
idk maybe you should go to the fucking board which talks about that kinda thing huh????

>>67581450
definition of a roadman

>>67581561
doesnt like wanking to girls who are older than him

don't know what's wrong with me

been crying for about 3 hours now

feel close to ending it lads

>>67581576
This is not the kind of BBC I had in mind.

>>67581569
Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

>>67581566
Why? Are you one of those "can't go outside my room cuz 'da normie roomies' fag"?

>>67581599
What's wrong lad?

>>67581569
An autistic thing that some of our fellow /brit/ users have downloaded to 'enhance their posting experience'.
It adds a regional flag next to the Union Jack

>>67581589
got his skype but never added

>>67581591
which one?

>>67581619
nah got my own flat so it's cool

just cba to get up

i shall do it though
give me time

>>67581589
is it jordan knight?

>>67581633
why

>>67580611
remember wanking to this lad when he was a self identified male myspace celeb

oh where has the time gone

>>67581599
Done the same recently, minus the crying

It passes, just try sleeping.

>>67581625
Got the 'tism

>>67581576
>possibly more qualified to explain something

okay, and for those without telepathy?

>>67581646
maybe

cant remember

rings a bell

doing a fist pumping and a head bobbing to some mad tunes lololol

>>67581611
>>67581626
how do you see who's using them then?

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Daily reminder that if you use reddit flags you are a pathetic, desperate-for-attention loser and literally no better than the likes of Lisicki

>>67581599
pls don't

whats up

are we friends?

jordan, luca, ed

who am i missing?

>>67581578
you look all man to me

>>67581567
I posted another pic why dont you use that?

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>>67581640
In that case, best of luck!

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TALLINN
IS
ON FUCKING
FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67581453
rasheed

>>67581599
alri me? haha i recommend dunking your head in a pond, should solve everything

>>67581674
haha tell jordan to reply to me on facebook yeah?

>>67581625
>>67581683
no idea

feel like i have an immense pressure on my shoulders or like something bad is about to happen

getting really bad paranoia

>>67581652
sleep about 3 hours a day

>>67581679
I can't see them, I'm just aware of their existence and their poisonous presence in the thread.

Like a cancer

>>67581589
is he the one who gave you hair styling tips?

remember him doing lewd vocaroos

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this teddy bear lost his leg lads

does children in need donate to this kinda thing

everywhere i go, i get a standing ovation

>>67581649
you know what i'm like

apparently in the south they don't have red onion chutney?

>>67581657
That's not enough reason to end it all.

Let go of everything and let God in friend. You will find peace.

>>67581681
He's uses reddit flags too

Is he extra pathetic?

>>67581721
yeah him

>>67581699
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED

>>67581567
>hat indoors

are all scandinavians this autistic

>>67581576
>Your TV ransom money paid for this

burn it down
salt the ashes

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you mean nothing to me flux

NOTHING AT ALL

>>67581687
jacob

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>>67581708
when did you become one of the suicidal posters?

>>67581687
>no tim
>>67581690
didn't save it because there was no face

>>67581730
yeah >.>

>>67581717
I'd say get help but I'd be a hypocrite.

Just keep going. It'll probably pass eventually. Don't top yourself though, think how sad your mum would be.

>>67581722
what's the black stuff

>>67581681
yes, this

lisicki is a cool dude

ok going to wee

what would you want if you had all the money you could ever want?

>lake house
>nice car, dont know what make yet
>trap harem
>play vidya and ejaculate all day
>when i get tired of that, kick the traps out, set some real goals, get a wife and pop out some kids
>try to raise my kids right
>donate the money to charity or a promising apprentice if my kids turn out to be shitheads

>>67581748
TALLINN PÕLEEEEEEEEB
HURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>67581722
What's the black/brown stuff?

Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix cause the media is full of dirty tricks only God can judge me

>>67581722
That's a lot of blood, did he die?

>>67581765
that's not my fault

literally cant imagine going on /brit/ without extra flags

must be so boring

>>67581657
A new life path of boosted bennies awaits you, embrace it

>>67581760
(((jacob)))

>>67581765
theres an aussie poster named tim?

>>67581763
approximately 60 minutes ago x

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>>67581576
Rather than confront it themselves, bitter women have been given a HOTLINE so that they can GOSSIP about it to like-minded women

Classic, classic females

>>67581426
do you have a pic of that paki on a bus or train

>>67581781
I'm rich and it's difficult to spend any of it outside of bills/food

>>67581718
>I can't see them
so they can see my location but i can't see theres?

>>67581796
post a better one or I'll stick with the omegle x

classic friday night banger

https://youtu.be/Txvox3dIY9A

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Got the 'tism lads. Here's a pic.

I am an Event First Aider. Studying for Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Maths A-Levels. All views are my own.

>>67581776
me prepping the bull

>>67581809
my name's tim

>>67581823
Buy me a cheap plastic toy, family.

>>67581811
what happened?:(

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HURRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Would love some chocolate but the shops closed, closest 24/7 is a half an hour walk

>>67581781
A private army

or just a brand new land cruiser 70 with a 6.7 cummins on 44" tires for winter use and an E39 M5 for summer use
and an apartment. Pretty modest imho

>>67581785
see >>67581838

>>67581791
he's ok just amputated

serious case of third degree gurns tho :/

>>67581809
yeah tim likes thins socks
jordan ed and tim were the trio for me

>>67581824
No you madman. You download the flags package and this gives you a regional flag and lets you see others.

>>67581851
i'll give you a piggy back x

>>67581832
Post willy

dom with roland - rato

big up the metal head recoed

>>67581851
Think of it this way, the walk will burn some of the calories that the chocolate contains.
Fat fuck.

>>67581851
you could use the exercise

>>67581842
what kind of toy?

>>67581827
wait until I the next time I get drunk asf

>>67581781
An aircraft carrier.

>>67581832
No homo but I would destroy your tight arse

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>>67581882

could probably go to a club and be completely fine on my own at the moment lads

don't think i should though

>>67581880
Thx babes x

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which one of the aussie lads is this

>>67581781
>Pay off my mum/dads mortgage
>Buy them a second house to rent out
>Get a 1 Bedroom Flat in the middle of nowhere, with a garden
>get a 1999 Suzuki Bandit in pristine condition
>Top end TV, build new PC
>Live off takeaway and ketamine forever

Only God can judge me

>>67581910
lol just noticed that cheeky eye in the corner

>>67581797
I can't handle the pressure to perform, I like being completely anonymous with none of my posts attached to me
Do get curious about what's happening in the reddit flag world though

>>67581843
lost the gf and got a very cold shoulder from the f's
would quite like to stop being 20 and go back to school

>>67581832
nice

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giving my arse a good seeing to

>>67581895
The autistic kind;
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10430192

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>>67581910
Damn...
Never thought I'd get butt posted...

Time to end it all

>>67581851
>half an hour
mate

closest 24/7 shop near me is literally two hours away by car

>>67581945
bit gay

>>67581910
Not quite what I had in mind