/brit/

good edition

About to do a wank to interracial porn lads.

>>67578521
does anyone know what those stars represent or is the meaning lost in mythology?

just did a wank lads

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNogZkyvH_4

wtf i hate otters now!

>>67578575
>>67578589
v. efficient lad

>>67578521
Janny might appear

>>67578588
it just looks cool

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>Britain

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FOUR WORLD CUPS AND ONE CAR-RACE

>Australia
Absolutely disgusting

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I saw that day,
Lost my mind
Lord, I'm fine
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine

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me in the mouth

>>67578588
Southern Cross

It's their Big Dipper

>too tall to be a jockey or cox
>too short to play anything else

jkmn

>>67578575
Black chicks white dicks is a god tier fetish, conquering the primitive natives

>>67578636
what's estonia like lad?

>>67578617
mans gotta eat

>>67578594
does this have a political meaning behind it?
Are Trump and Farage the Crazy Frog, and are the people trying to get him the Media, Left, and Political establishment?

wish I was someone else

>>67578647
not entirely sure what this means

>>67578686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM
deep

>>67578631
One world war is equal to three world cups, and one world cup is equal to two car races

>>67578686
why

>>67578667
Comfy

>>67578705
eminem only rapper not to rap about bitches cars and money we need more rappers like him

>>67578686
What about being someone else is appealing to you mate? Way I see it, you'd still be you, just you in a different body. What's so wrong with your body mate?

going to bed

>>67578594
bluetooth me that lad

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just bought this x

vorderman's drinking pig's cum lads

>>67578686
you're healthy and 1st world

count your blessings

So called Islamic State

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screeching at this

imagine everyone in a school walking around pinging

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>Been camping here for hours waiting for this cunt to come out of his cover
>He thinks I'm asleep
>Jumps out of his cover for a last mad dash to the Iron Curtain to escape my punishment
>Reach out and touch somebody
>Sniped him at the optimum height of his ascent
>Kevlar protects him but he is crippled and knocked down
>Hover the reticule over his head while he fumbles with his pistol
>Pull the trigger
>Brains explode

>>67578740
dude weed molly xanax lmao

t. generic yank rapper

Post your worst attempt at a compliment without any context.

accidentally opened powerpoint, closed it and then opened it again

on an absolutely mad one tonight haha

#fffffridaynight #blog

>>67578745
what's wrong with his body is its too far away

>>67578765
for the gf?

>>67578756
seep tite

the grand tour more like the grand shit

>>67578825
>Oh you do? Same reason you don't have a beard, I suppose h-haha

Lads say you take the 26 individual posters in this thread and get them all to have a wank and cum into a glass so you have all 26 different loads in one glass, would you drink it all for £5,000?

recommend some series, lads

let's go back back to the days of snapback caps before steve jobs was the real big mac

>Fuck deez otha niggas
>I'll be right be urside
>till three thousand an five
>hol up

>>67578884
>5 grand

fuck no

>>67578906
stranger things

>>67578795
FAILSWORTH MENTIONED

taking vocaroo requests for one night only

>>67578884
house needs a new roof, could do with that 5k so yeah go on then. wank those willies

>>67578949
3 fucking seaxes

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>the grand tour more like the grand shit

>>67578857
>for the gf?
no for me

>>67578949
See >>67578912

>>67578912
his new music is actually really impressive desu
he's ditched the rapping altogether it seems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZCsgcKa-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8

>>67578884
try 15k

>>67578949
"RE'Y FOR SUM BANGIN TECHNOW LADS"

ASK WHO THE MANDEM

>>67578568
>No basketball Americans must surely be a plus? Britain has a comfier feel to it as well, everything is closer, there are old buildings, good for christmas, would be better if it bloody snowed though.

I do find a good evening in a country pub with a fire quite pleasant, though I'd rather just be home. At this point, being in Britain just makes me feel cramped and dirty. I find the states much more comfy.

>>67578963
hoped so

episode 1 of Grand Tour was basically Top Gear on steroids without the comfy aspect

phones back then just call me with a sim no bbm we were barely texting face off ting, 5 1 10

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THE
ROYAL
AIR
FORCE

hello I would like one gf please

are you ready for the ruffneck bass

>>67578949
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes ;3

>>67578798
>2 shots
get good

Might be able to get an enjoyable and nicely-paid job in Bristol, but that's where the ex-gf lives and I vowed that I would never see her again. Difficult decision desu :S

>>67579047
good memories

>>67578960
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yzo5kvl8yq

>>67578965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yTeCCfT2mn

>>67578975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11shmUR1Yfm

>>67579048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13PommT2mO4

anymore for anymore

>>67579007
i hate the daily mash but they summed it up pretty perfectly tbqh

>Men stay up all night to watch twat drive car

>BRITAIN’S pathetically excited dads stayed up all night so they could watch Jeremy Clarkson drive a car.

>Millions of fathers across Britain put on their best pair of jeans and stayed up past midnight, further eroding any respect they may have had from their partners and children.

<Nikki Hollis, 17, from Stevenage, said her father Peter was emitting ‘childish whoops of glee’, adding: “At 3am he woke me up because he wanted to watch it on the big screen but couldn’t work out the Fire stick.

>“He kept saying ‘The boys have still got it,’ while shaking his head in admiration, and asked if I wanted to watch the opening sequence which was ‘like something from Mad Max’.”

>She continued: “At half-five I heard him on the phone to one of his mates marvelling at the budget, and when I came down for breakfast he was watching them reviewing a Ferrari for the fourth time.

>“Jesus fucking Christ.”

>Peter Hollis said: “I’m just so relieved that I like it. I don’t really have anything else to live for.”

>>67579056
>get good
I have headshotted a driver in a moving vehicle while it was jumping off a ramp.

Don't tell me to get good. You need to get on my level.

>>67579087

>enjoyable and nicely-paid job
>in Bristol

Not likely laddo

I ASKED YOU

TO DANCE AT

THE DISCO

BUT YOU SAID NO

>>67579113
moaning sounds pls

>>67579127
piss off you yank twat, stop trying to fit in

>>67578268
then why are you in /brit/ you runt?

>>67579087
don't turn down a job because a woman lives in the city you fucking pussyole

who cares if you walk past her one day, just ignore her

>>67578967
I agree

Camp was ok, it had a few good songs but it was pretty aggressive (which I understand)
Because the Internet was better, had more songs I liked and was headed in a good direction
Kawaii was dope af and I can listen to that on repeat

I'm not sure when this was released but it's amazing: https://soundcloud.com/vegamusicbeats/childish-gambino-pound-cake

>>67579113
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

i'm old school like 7 inch vinyl i believe in the 10 year cycle where music comes music goes

>>67579139
LLF

type em out

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If you aint from Hull you're a paki

>>67579143

Because I was born and raised a Brit

>>67579141

Don't have to fit in, lad. I'm one of you.

>>67579113
thx

cat's on the lap lads

>>67579191
>if you don't live in literally the worst place in the british isles you're not from the british isles
fuck off you pikey twat

>it's a "dad rings you up from the pub asking you to settle a dispute between him and his friends" episode

ah yes

>>67579210
stroke that pussy for me

>>67579127
What would a fucking yank know about Bristol? In fairness though I do have very little interest in moving there, although all the normie people my age say it's one of the best cities for young people in the country.

>>67579146
I was depressed for a couple of years after the breakup, did not handle it at all well desu. Had to completely delete her on all social media and get the discipline not to ever view anything of hers again. Might all be alright now, but equally could fuck things up again if she gets back into my life somehow.

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r8 my lunch

>>67579167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a99CZaaotH

i got a bit of poo on my finger while wiping and it looked like really fluffy chocolate so i tasted a little of it and it was fucking disgusting

gonna learn auld lang syne for news eve so i look someone who knows tradition

>>67579113
nice voice btw x

I'm enjoying The Crown but didn't quite appreciate Prince Phillip telling the Queen she could "get on her knees" with her smirking in response. Why do Netflix turn everything to filth?

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*squirt squirt*

Hehe i shot you with my gun

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grew up in the ghetto university lads

ITS FUCKING RETRO HOURS, SENPAITACHI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDZYKhsFtsE

>>67579231
haha don't get these episodes in my life but they sound pretty fucking funny

>>67579191
would rather be a paki than a fat pasty baby with sausage rolls for a neck

>>67579257
thxx

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>>67579113
Your "hol up" was amazing

>>67578884
i'd drink it for nothing x

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>>67579241

>>67579235
i am mate have been for the past 10 minutes

>>67579241
would love one of those nuggs

bloody hell

it makes sense now

liverpool actually is a 16 year old boy

>>67579270
Was there lots of lights?

>>67579236

>What would a fucking yank know about Bristol?

I'm a dual citizen. Spent the first 30 years of my life there.

>>67579303
do real plates not exist in murrica

>>67579303
white people invented food

half an hour of power

>>67579292
only realised it was childish gambino when i got to that bit, kek

>>67579303
that's not even arguable

soon as we get started makin love
goin hard
i hear a
*thump thump thump thump*
knock
knockin on the wall
and as soon as i go deep
gettin it in
then again there's a
*thump thump thump thump*
knock
knockin on the wall
girl yo legs keep shakin
and i swear we breakin
our new headboard, headboard
and the love we make
it feels so good
girl you know i'm proud
and lookin at yo lovely face
scream my name
you do it so loud
i bet the neighbours know my name
the way you screamin scratchin yellin
bet the neighbours know my name
and they be stressin while we sexin
bet the neighbours know my name
my name, my name name
bet the neighbours know my name
take this pillow right here (grab this)
and i know you so excited
if you bite it
they won't hear
and yoooou knowwww
just what we capable of
when we makin love

>>67579241
diarrhea-inducing/10

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>>67579242
hahahahahahaha

>>67579342
Hahahahaha I fucking heard that

will be making 1 or 2 posts with the Slovakia flag tomorrow don't forget to (You) me

Finished my wank to interracial porn lads.

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>>67579314
NO big man like me with a beard i'm a big man

>Tfw you'll never have an older Japanese qt with nice breasts

they tried to tell me garage was dead for years we gotta tell them shut up

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Why couldn't they design something like this in 2004? Why does design improve over time?

AS YOU WALK OUT ONNNNN THE LEDGEEE

ARE YOU SCARED TO DEATH TO LIIIIIIVE

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The dixie gf

Do you like wanking while high

>>67579425

garage is and should remain dead

gfs started talking about caring about each and making an effort and shit

fuck my life

not sure what's going on anymore really desu

>>67579462
no

>>67579329
What's wrong with Bristol then granddad?

>>67579236
>although all the normie people my age say it's one of the best cities for young people in the country

It's a busier and plebbier version of Bath.

>>67579236
she won't come back into your life just because you happen to be in the same city

it's a pretty big fucking place

>>67579445
Fucking love it

Posh wanks are even better

>>67579327
yes a fair few

dancing with tears in my eyes

dogs been fed and taken out for a wee but shes wining still

dont know what to do

>>67579399
I made posts with a Chinese flag for two weeks straight when all the kids were on summer holiday and my post/(You) ratio was LOWER

>>67579498
give her a cuddle :c

>>67579441

Got to vote for Brexit and Trump this year now that I got my US citizenship. Was well excited.

home early

>>67579433
it just does

really hate my fucking gay psuedo accent lads

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>>67579441
here's a pic of the seven gee effs on a rare occasion where we decided to meet up

Trying to do a scriptwrite

Any tips? It's not as easy as I thought.

>>67579520
wag1

>>67579498
give her kisses :3

>>67579498
finger her

are there any arguments for the continuation of neo-liberalism? I reckon its run its course and shown itself to be inefficient in the long run

i prefer danny d to any female porn star lads

>>67579208
In moving to America, you cease to be English pal

>>67579553
whats your problem aye pal

what's your deal'o

>>67579542
havin a cry

>>67579498
is there sadness in her eyes?

>>67579553
do not think this is appropriate

>>67579578
why :/

thus us thuh fakin nyoos

>>67579571
rebbit

>>67579566
>not the derby supporter who's in literally every brazzers scene

forgot his name now

>>67579532
you should

>>67579571
waheyy

>>67579570
is this the opinion of a paki? its like saying white brits born to parents in the colonies like HK and india arent british

>>67579587
yeah there is actually :/

it's like she's trying to communicate something to me

>>67579553
would make you eat dirt if i saw you

all my ladies wind down low

>>67579600
kieran?

>>67579571
Haha

is vocaroo lad still doing requests

>>67579624
yeah it's
>please finger me

>>67579643
kieran lee that's it

>>67579589
t.Paul Watson

>>67579650
yeah lad send them my way

>>67579472

Its a shit uni town full of awful students, poofts, and hipsters.

>>67579624
she wants attention
give her some attention :c

>>67579656
do not

kind of ironic because I can't say the 'th' sound in normal speech but I have a lisp so it's there in place of every 's'

haha must sound like a caricature or something

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>>67579566

>>67579650
yeah

>>67579664
*furiously googles Paul Watson*
ah yes lad, definitely me haha

>>67579661
I love your work

Sign my dick?

>>67579650
go on then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7Eu05OUH8

Push the tempo lads

>>67579570

Wouldn't mind, lad. I prefer America.

>>67579668
>>67579680
>>67579711
uhh there can't be three vocaroolads

>>67579668
Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

been nodding my head to tunes for like 2 hours now

>>67579617
bet you think you're british ha ha

mum sent me an advent calendar

love you mum x

>>67579478
Just gotta get realistic and recognise that I have to move somewhere, and it could be worse than Bristol desu. Might have to be London if things carry on the way they are, God forbid.

>>67579485
She's a bit of a nutter desu, I wouldn't put it past her. If she's no longer in a relationship I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to get back together with me again, before leaving me again. Even if she's still with her bf, she might try to be 'just friends' again so she can convince herself she did nothing wrong first time round. She might just respect my wishes to stay out of my life, but she always just did what she wants. Best off avoiding the whole thing altogether really, but I do need a job.

me on the left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgChEx4ZNm8

#proudgooner

>>67579747
when i went to visit my mummy the other week she gave me a bottle of captain morgan's and an advent calendar

very nice of her

>>67579737
wanna bet?

me up my own arse

>>67579737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aye9JXI73k

>>67579724
Then FOY

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>>67579787
yum

*bangs on your front door*

every year leading to christmas, you get an advent calendar. and every new year is the advent of a new calendar

really, REALLY gets you thinking

>>67579794
>vucaroo

should have bought some standard tinnies instead of meme ales

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>>67579758
>Dat flow

>>67579806
why is this targeted at me?

have had sex with a landwhale at least once a year for the past 2 years. looks like this year will be breaking the short lived streak

>>67579835
still awake eh

>>67579815
no it doesn't

lads bit confused can someone help me out

my ready brek says by royal appointment of HM queen elizabeth II

does that mena the queen eats ready-brek

>>67579806

foot fetishists are worse than pedos.

>>67579797

Nah, mate. Didnt you hear? Im back in for Christmas.

>>67579833
nomie gimmicks are fucking shit tier

Just finished work lads
Bought a ton of comfy homemade toffee apples for children in need

LOUIS IS SITTING IN HIS ROOM PLAYING HIS FUCKING GAME!!!

SITTING ON HIS FUCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>67579859
i woke up at 3

i don't think i will go to sleep desu

drink anyway though haha

>>67579854
>amerifats

>>67579854
*gives you the heave-ho*

not sure if everyone is as drunk as i am or i'm just being retarded

most likely the latter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek8P1MwsbfQ

jee boi

>>67579841
he thinks your arse is as delicious as strawberries and cream on someone's feet

>>67579830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L8oWHSQZhk

absolutely killer drop, so much buildup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WohpK8IDOHQ

>>67579901
Yeah

>>67579740
https://youtu.be/vO2Su3erRIA

>>67579888
take a xanny drink a beer and lose 24 hours of your life

miss the instasync friday nites

>>67579867
if something was by royal appointment back in the day, it mean the monarch or royal family used it. There's so many things today that are made by royal appointment I doubt they've even used 1/10th of the products

>>67579741
i literally have a british passport

not culturally a brit however, strictly civic and racial

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alright JF's you're not allowed to post in this thread any more unless you can identify this man

>>67579911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibjYXkxqWeE

I found this a while back, its great

hmm... yes...

>>67579965
why, that's me!

>>67579932
good to know

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>>67579965
Duhhh
That's King Kev

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>>67579840
Based Wenger

>>67579944
>take a xanny
i probably would if i had some tbf

>>67579963
ready brek though?

thought they'd be eating like macaron stuffed pheasant for breakfast.

>>67579965
timothyjamesbyrneactorsingingperformerandcomedianhereathighwycombeformelymarlowbuckinghamshireenglishunitedkingdomeuropeearthsolmilkywayuniverse

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hmm

she loves my xl size
i wanna be between those thighs
all over the house
from room she opens the blouse
had a body like wow

>>67579947
does anyone still do anything like that or is it just the skype group?

>>67580046
Poor bloke

>>67579947
can we do one pls

>>67579967
>Genka
desu i really hate estonian rap.
The only Estonian rap I ever really liked was by an Argentinian guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET07ByhY9HE

>>67580048
haha yeah me too

>>67580035
the company that makes ready brek you stupid fucking thick chav

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just blazed

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>>67580019
>spice manlet

>>67580048
can literally guarantee a black person wrote those shit lyrics

>>67580074
the skype group does them on the odd occasion

hmmmmmmmm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1479487988567.jpg

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been saving up my cum for a week

just arranged to see the gf tomorow

DONT go on this

https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc

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>>67580096
man is white look at the tracky

SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER

IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER

THAT I KNOW YOU CAN'T AFFORD

LIKE THAT TATTOO ON YOUR SHOULDER

>>67580127
k

>>67580152
other way around lad

as always

sort it please

>>67580085
>company that makes ready-brek
so weetabix corp? i mean that's only slightly better

>>67580152
LOL

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>>67580106
>ywn

>>67580168
Her Maj needs Her fibre

how does one go through from profile (You) receiver into the /brit/ inner circle skype group?

>>67579965
has he released videos in his new flat?

*sings the French national anthem*

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>>67580143
ah yes the old rover

>>67580106
hot

at what point does American become great again?

GOD?
More like SHOD(dy)

the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvFcP6-NQG0

funny that keiren lee supports the rams and he rams girls for a living ha ha ha

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okfixed

>>67579656
Lol cheers

>>67580226
when you turn 17

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it's funny how iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>67580243
quick fix there, lad

>people editing my tim oc

shan't be having it, delete them all instantly

>>67580201
haven't had a good bowl of weetabix in a long time tbf

>>67580243
nice paint skills m8

>>67580267
>not liking a finger up your arse

you gay lad?

>>67580251
hmm

Lads, you can get nice Mercedes/BMW/Range Rovers for decent prices off used car websites, albeit with high mileages

why doesn't everyone drive around in a decent car but instead drive ford focuses and shit?

>>67580239
He is based out of LA

Just supporting his local

We live in a world of post-truth.
The uneducated masses have embraced anti-intellectualism in it's most dangerous form, and in all likelihood we are headed for the next Dark Age.

>>67580281
had to do it in preview

t. macfag

>>67580288
i fuck my arse regularly with giant toys but i wouldn't ever had a girl do it to me

>>67580294
because nice cars get keyed by jealous pikeys

>>67580257
good post

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>>67579874
beg to differ m8

>>67579967
>>67580082
Actually this one isnt that bad either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr2n9LbY2x4

>>67580294
cheaper to repair/lower insurance

must have been about half past one when i duppied the rave and hit the m1

I can come up with good ideas and improv well but if I try to write shit down in a script it never comes off as natural.

How do I get over it?

>>67580318
Incredibly gay

>>67580318
>i fuck my arse regularly with giant toys
good lad

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>Essex is gay

>>67580106
my angel... i will print this out and cum on it

>>67580294
ford focus > range rover tbf
>>67580302
based out of portland OR though

>>67579754
don't be a bellend and let a fucking woman stop you from chasing a good opportunity

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2212215/repulsive-woman-27-admits-having-sex-with-her-dog-while-her-boyfriend-filmed/

Explain yourselves australians

>>67580318
had a girl do it to me by surprise and now i love it lol

bit weird to ask so idk, haven't had it done again

>>67580354
good lad

fucking looked everywhere for the "unsure and just feeling X about everything at the moment" fb thing and cant find it anywhere help

>>67580353
it's not gay if it's a girl x

>>67580368
gay twat

>>67580330
>muslims openly admitting their religion is based on fire and sword

the power of memes

>when you explain to a yank how to say Worcestershire Sauce and their mind is blown

ahaha

got a blowie in the back of a nissan note once

>>67580406
wuh shuh shuh

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>>67580406
WARCHESTERSHIRE

think i might be ready for the ruffneck bass

>>67580355
Da fuq?

Why would you move from a dreary, rainy island to a dreary, rainy state for an industry based in the hot sun?

the lads on /britfeel/ are so polite

really makes you think, huh

>>67580436
apart from when poley is posting
they hate him too
good stuff

>>67580304
Nah, mate. We just don't like that "educated" liberals act like a bunch of whiney leftist toffs.

>>67580435
it does boggle the mind

I'm feeling clean after a shower and NONE of you can take this brief moment of adequacy away from me

>>67580436
they're all beta cuckboys that's why

>>67580436
bollocks thread full of bollocks nonce mongs

>>67580386
first it's a finger next you're trawling grindr for 45 yo twinks

going to do a wee

>>67580436
fuck off and stay there then cunt if you can't hack it

>>67580406
Worshter-shire?

Business idea: send the depressed mentally unstable female friend a dickpic

whatever happened to polezy-B? did he commit subaru?

>>67580468
Where does Danny D live? I bet he's a local LA lad now?

>>67580509
he's bi and has had gay sex

didnt think he was that type from his videos desu

>>67580497
Wusta-shire

>>67580505
don't care

>>67580497
wuss-ter-shu sauce

got a joke lads wanna hear?

>>67580433
bad lad

>>67580509
portland maine

people who need to fuck off:

mongs who put gravy or curry sauce on their chips
melts who eat cheesy chips