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kay-on

I can't remember the last time I had fun that wasn't Brexit/Trump related.

What's happened to me?

>>67576907
New thread already??

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Best weather girl

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me again

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if your weather girl hasn't shagged a former prime minister I shan't be reading your post

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>>67576907

ok put headphones in

don't like being attached to my laptop by wires
but it's ok

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anibe

I spray my blood curry-induced diarrhea on the faces of Anglos

>>67576956
abnormie 2bh

you should get out a bit

>>67576901
not tried the macaroni cheese one yet. was going to give the beef bourginon and dauphinoise potatoes one a go next, working my way through them desu

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/hazza/

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2020
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Alright lads I had an idea

A house party in hell

Going to be a billionaire

wish essex was my friend

my problem with headphones is that i can't hear anything going on around me so i'm always worried someone is saying something to me or something innit

>>67576904
what should the first message i send be

srsly, i'm shit at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiVxEJuiDjo

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god tier commie slag

aisha/sara/rosy are pussies

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ESSEX MENTIONED

wish cheshire were my friend

>>67577030
im the only friend you need mate

>>67577030
i like you x

>>67577038
i'm shit too
when i had tinder i usually got a response from just saying "hey name emoji"

do they have any interesting photos or shit on their bio?

>>67577074
what emoji??

>>67577051

>female banter

cringe

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does anyone know what her name is?

>>67577058
loving the seaxes my friend

>>67577085
super fast reply

smiley one
don't go for the one with red cheeks because makes you look like a beta

t. expert

Just realised how socially damaged I am. I am 23 and have absolutely 0 idea how to give someone a sincere compliment. I can only "banter the opposite", like if someone draws something that looks good, I'll say it looks like complete shit.

How do you compliment someone?

>>67577002
I have no one to go out with. I burned those bridges years ago.

>>67576576
wrong

>>67577121
Wish I could tell you. I do the same.

>>67577121
me

>>67576995
I'm rocking out with the surround sound in your honor m80 (currently Bonobo)

What should I blast for you?

>>67577121
>How do you compliment someone?

say the opposite of "it looks like complete shit"

HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE BARRY SHITPEAS

honestly just want a loving relationship that will last until the day i die

what are my chances of finding one?

>>67577121
that's absolutely fine mate

although you want to be careful doing that with girls

>>67577121
The last "compliment" I attempted to give was meeting a qt from uni for coffee. She'd done her makeup and put on her new clothes to meet me, and I told her she looks like a dolled-up Jazzy Jeff.

>>67577164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UYEOeyRm4E

>>67577121

what a fucking shit post

>>67576576
wrong

>>67577178
>what are my chances of finding one?
hold on a minute, need to do some calculations

>it's a get drunk on whiskey and watch auschwitz documentaries on netflix

ah yes

>2 pint cans left

it's not looking good for me lads, and i don't think i can do a shop run in this state either

>>67577060
would you say we're online friends?

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>>67577051
>ywn be a guard in a concentration camp with her as a prisoner and fall in love with her but then gas her anyway in the end

>>67577126
get/change your job and make friends with your co workers

force yourself to outgoing and relaxed (ie. don't be yourself)

after a bit you get used to it and then you're sorted

t. you in a couple of years

>>67577188
who's this semen demon?

>>67577121

It struck me that I have never asked anyone at work what they did or have planned for the weekend, despite that being the most common conversation in the office.

I cannot even pretend to be interested in the lives of plebs even for purposes of smalltalk.

genuinely spend more time watching hearthstone youtube videos than any other form of media besides posting on 4chan, and i don't even have the game installed anymore

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>>67577182
>made a joke about a girls weight at work even though she's perfect weight and not even remotely skinny or fat
>she developed an eating disorder and everyone i work with blames me constantly for it
>she goes into the toilet about 4-5 times a day to force herself to throw up
>looks pale, gormless and faints about once a week at her desk

>>67577121
I tell girls they look beautiful when I'm drunk and I can barely keep back from laughing in their face even then

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>mfw catching myself humming salil sawarim in public

>>67577258
yes this definitely happened

Liverpool's mum has just picked him up and he's fallen asleep on the back seat

>>67577258
good lad

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>>67577200

>>67577223
Down a pint of water
Pee
Run to the store
Run back
Pee
Down the 2 pints you have now
Open up whatever you bought
Party hardy

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>>67577178

>>67577258
I did say not to do it with girls lad

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at the airport

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>>67577183
The absolute state of this.....

I had an empathy cringe

>>67577114
please post said emoji

there's loads of smiley ones

>>67577291
just found a little bit of gin and half a bottle of jager

everything is okay my yank friendo

bof, y a mieux down south

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iLfZz_9rH8

>>67577286
Fuck off reddit

>brexit vote wins
>normoids get angry
>absolutely nothing happens

>Trump wins
>normoids get angry
>absolutely nothing happens

Why does it feel like even these political """happenings""" are all completely damp squibs? Seems like it will take nothing short of a meteor 1km wide absolutely fucking earth to actually shake the ingrained infrastructure.

>>67577298
me on the right

>>67577229
no

you wont even get skype

>>67577186
Beamed it to the PS4 la
SS vol is at a 22
This better be good

>>67577298
where are ye off to?

>>67577311
http://emojipedia.org/slightly-smiling-face/

i'm no expert idk why you're asking me

>>67577329
g.l.

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What's brit listening to?

>>67577336
hope you like techno lid

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>>67577272
>Muslim lad stops and says "soon brother"

>>67577335
:/

>>67577178
>>67577208
the results came back mate, and i have to say you might not be pleased

>>67577258
banter

I ASKED YOU

TO DANCE AT

THE DISCO

BUT YOU SAID NO

>>67577399
Yes, I agree

>>67577341
Minneapolis

Off for a shit then a wank

maisie

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>>67577319
>Jager
Everything is far from ok laddy

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>>67577351

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJfJPxLntZU

>>67577375
go on, tell me

mentioned

>>67577210
>it's a forget to type episode at the end of your post episode
ah yes

>>67577410
someone left it round mine from pres one time month ago and i haven't touched it yet

but it's still alcohol so it's ok

>>67577416
yeri

>>67577331
It's the buildup lad.

The real earthquake will be when the Syrian Civil War ends with an Assad victory and the Middle East explodes

Ironically it's the happening /pol/ has no idea is coming

Oh green world

Don't desert me now

>>67577412
canadian designed rifle

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>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit

>>67577365
The Chemical Brothers are my go-to when I'm feeling the groove

>>67577331
>absolutely nothing happens

lad remoaners crowd- funded a successful appeal to the high court of justice which severely damaged the referendum's integrity. hardly nothing

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Got unknowingly included in secret santa at work.

I got chosen to do a girl, 24 years old. Only thing I know is that she likes Christmas music. Is this an okay gift? Saw it advertised on TV today.

>>67577351
Me desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy4zkEK6eNE
>>67577412
As American as a song can get.

got a headache and i am sure that having a smoke would make it better

hmm

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having a drink of this

>>67577445

That's how you know it's quality

>>67577013
>still wearing his issue clobber

Ledge.

>>67577464
saw them at parklife few months ago

pretty much just a lights show but still decent

>>67577437
You're a stronger lad than I

>>67577310
Cheers lad. It's not the worst "compliment" I gave her. No idea how she even stands being around me.

>>67577471
screaming

>>67577471
>I got chosen to do a girl, 24 years old

lucky lad

>>67577442
O green world
Don't deserve me now

Can't believe I've listened to Demon Days for 11 years and I have no idea what the lyrics are for this song apart from those lines

>>67577458
>His weekends are shit
>he doesn't know how to relax and enjoy his own company
Pleb 2bh

>>67577471
Not unless you meant 42

gonna post a song none of you like lads. hold tight

>>67577471
Get her a pack of condoms

hhEHhHEHHEHE

WITH A MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE? NOT LIKELY

>>67577458
tfw enjoyed work so much this week didn't even realise it was friday today

>>67577500
>>67577522
What? Is a CD not a good idea?

>>67577503
I wish

>>67577537
I'll get sacked

>saw them at parklife few months ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
get back to posting anti-trump/brexit posts on facebook

>>67577505
Yeah the rest is slurring but it works somehow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoX1Ks8reYs

is this good or shit? can't qyite tell

>>67577467
>remoaners crowd- funded a successful appeal to the high court of justice

That appeal was submitted the day after the vote and funded by a bunch of rich white men with business interests in staying in the EU. It had sweet fuck all to do with Sally Blue-Hair, the pansexual at the local ex-poly student union.

>>67577552
Going to listen to it while reading the lyrics so i can finally appreciate it a bit

>>67577491
They're on my bucket list desu

I've been into them since Wipeout XL came out on PS1 in 96(?)

>>67577471
fucks sake lad secret santa's a laugh. it's secret, you can get anything. get her the biggest blackest dildo you can find

>>67577560
very shit

>>67577579
good lad

*turns up "In the Air Tonight" right before the drum fill*

>>67577550
but i voted leave and trump winning put a big smile on my face

>>67577546
is she fit? give her a thoughtful gift and try and shag her

>>67577343
done it xx

Got a distinction in my MSc but still going to challenge the grade desu.

>>67577560
very shit
very gay

>>67577620
good lad

is she fit like

Any of you speak another language?

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>>67576989
CURRENT* prime minister

Trump hasn't been inaugurated yet he is still a nobody.

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Lads how do you learn to ride a motorbike? It's not like you can get an instructor to sit in the other seat with a training wheel. What is learning to ride one like?

I really want one.

>>67577561
either way it had a lot of public backing too, and the result is nobody is quite sure how or if Brexit will even happen

so the ingrained infrastructure has certainly been shook

>>67577640
Yeah, Urdu

>>67577640
yeah i speak the language of love mate

*seduces you with ease*

>>67577640
hola si

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvNvlhzTS54

do not listen

>>67577640
English, ese

chatty people

>>67577649
in america, you take a course, and at the end of it you take a test to get your motorcycle license

mmmm

lovely girls

>>67577110
worst member

Just thought of an excellent strategy to defeat the Krauts.

When they come for their full on frontal charge, we play music they don't like.

This will decrease their morale and allow us to counterops their pathetic asses.

My vote goes for Yankee Doodle Went To Town

>>67577649
you sit behind the instructor mate

>>67577640
Oui, je parle francais.

>>67577640
frog innit

Getting a youtube advert about the consequences of viewing child porn.

Do they think I'm a nonce?

>>67577640
Speak Portuguese,
Learning Spanish too. Quite handy to have in Blighty these days

real weather girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgm6xMWBg1U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4

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>>67577694
bit gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJX72gEEo68

tune tbf

>>67577478
Thoughts?

not trying to seek attention here lads but I really genuinely hate myself, every time I see myself, read something I've written or remember something I've said or done I'm disgusted

>>67577713
yes

can one of you link the hampsterdance song

>>67577724
motorbikes are gay.

now out of ber bottles

>>67577649
I only about the UK but, you do a CBT (compulsory basic training) then you are allowed on the roads with an L plate. You can take your test to allow you to ride bigger bikes and with no L plate but while you learn from there on you will have an instructor behind you and you'll stop every now and then and he'll say what you did well and what you need to improve on.

>>67577730
its alri

>>67577640

I speak English and American (a grotesque guttural noise of lip smacking and heavy breathing)

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>mate

>>67577693
I just thought of a great way to defeat the Yanks. We tell them that Israel is going to finally defeat the terrorists, but that they need to use the entire US military budget to do so. This will render them weak.

>>67577759
what???

how???

you fuck son of bitch!

>>67577802
here's an dinosaur

>>67577725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OwkYpWVWq8

>>67577717
Why do you speak Portuguese?

>>67577787
Everything I've had by Guinness besides OG Guinness has been shit imo

>>67577640
yeah, british

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>>67577640
I speak english a bit slower

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got 5% battery but i'm still not putting it on charge

in fact i'm expecting a phone call at 11

Me and the lads
https://youtu.be/a1oSXlU0ZUk

>>67577824
doesnt need the apostrophe

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>tfw i've never once clicked on a single youtube song posted here
>you keep posting them thinking i'll listen
never going to happen

Motorbikes would be alright if cars didn't exist

THREE WHEEL UPS IN A ROW

>>67577825
nice

what became of the likely lads?

i'm a fucking idiot lads

>>67577879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQZU94Ag7c

>>67577868
doesn't make you a direct rudeboy

>>67577471
Get her something interesting like the communist manifesto and a giant dildo

>>67577855
>psuedo-80s shit
>modern goth posers dancing to it

eh?

PLEASE post in our threads more BIG STRONG AMERICANS

>winston churchill was a cartoon dog that sold insurance

what?

>>67577885
You Fooking Wut M8?

fuck england for inventing ribena

>>67577894
>(Tune for Da Man Dem)
all me

>>67577882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrfzjZA-hqI

listening to queen and abba

dancing in my underwear

drinking vodka orange

think i might be bent lads

>make a corker of a post
>press R
>nothing

fuck the lot of you

>>67577640
Studying the ol' Putonghua

>>67577837
yeh im in no rush to buy it again

Thinking of buying a rice cooker lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZjSHG6tBY

me and the lads

>>67577640
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English

Yeah mate

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really made me think

>>67577929
r

>>67577905
Do your black youths congregate at the local basketball hoop?

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>>press R

Imagine meeting somebody who enjoys the same music as you but are on opposite teams.

And it just so happens that the song you both like is playing on a boombox from the back of the shoulders of the company trumpeter.

Would you seize the first opportunity to strike down your like-minded counterpart?

I did. Twice. It's something you highly regret afterwards.

dancing to IDM

*twitches under braking*

fughjdeplw;a

LAIP

considering binning myself to save oxygen

y/n?

>>67577639
she's adorable desu

Wow, how can you brag about your terrible life?

I pity you.

I'm 21 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>>67577905
*flexes bicep*

>>67577928
>vodka orange
You mean a screwdriver? Or orange flavored vodka?

I KNOW YOU WANT TO DRINK BUDWEISER COZ YOU WANNA GET WISE LIKE BROWN

>>67577955
speaking to this girl who basically only talks in emojis
infuriating
just want to pump her full of cum and then peace the fuck out and block her

>>67577951
absolute state of england

lol what even is this top bbc news story

hampsterdance song on repeat for 10 hours

>>67577912
just coming to terms with the fact i'm stupid

>>67577989
hope she replies xx

after this convo usually goes like hey how r u i'm good thx then you gotta think of something so it doesn't die but that difficult like

>>67577966
Don't have any negroes round my way

>>67577966
DEM INGLISH MOFUGGAS AIN NO REAL NIGGAS GNOMEWADIMSAYIN?

Bloody Irish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOiB_fanzI

Business idea: ban dog breeds that are overly inbred to the point of severe health problems

NA NAA NA NA NAA

>>67578001
>I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

Honestly nightmarish, could not bear this

i've got a wicked routine for Karma Chameleon
if i ever hear that banger in public you best bet i'll dig to wally until the show stops

>>67578001
Jokes on you mate, we're going through the shit part now, you'll come to it later.

what would happen if I called in a bomb threat to the trafford centre from a pay phone

>>67577928
Think you might be sexually frustrated lad

>>67578037
luckily you'll never have a gf

>>67577966
no we congregate on the roadside

>>67577831
In all honestly I kind of picked it at random. I hated languages at secondary school basically just because I went to a shit school and my teachers were horrible. I started teaching myself French in college though and found I actually enjoyed learning them. When I got to uni and had 'free modules' and French had filled up I went for portuguese since I had a mate from Cabo-verde and one from Timor-leste.

Love the language, thought it was beautiful, never looked back.

End of life story desu

liverpool just knocked on my flat's door with an orange vk in his hand

>>67578037
same

prefer the current depressed and sarcastic one 2bh

whos up for some banging techno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU4UgHX_QBY

LAIP ON LAIP

gf and the bit on the side are being annoying cunts lads

>>67578070
it's shite, utterly shite and you're the janny

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>A Russian schoolgirl has fallen to her death after climbing over a balcony to take a selfie.

>The 12-year-old, known as Oksana B, reportedly took the photo while sitting on a railing on the 17th floor of her apartment building.

>She had told her mum she was going for a wank when she went to take the picture.

>>67577865
most accidents are purely weather related 2bh. can wear all the protective gear, ride safely and still easily be killed if road conditions are poor.

plus you can't pick up slags since they won't wear a helmet

literally can not imagine having a gf

*snorts some ket and attends a deep house ""rave"" in a scummy warehouse*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLuQ0MGLBXU

ah yes, to be a normoid, excellent

>>67578035
also staffies. lad i know has got one with 4 testicles

>>67577970
>but are on opposite teams.
what

Outta the way niggas!
Dis da reel shit

https://youtu.be/fJjvDMpAjkQ

Going to be stuck in Suffolk with the family for Christmas, lads. Honestly dreading it. Hate going back to Britain.

>>67578096
fuck off staffies are the loveliest dogs ever

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>I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

>>67578021
That shows your wisdom. It takes wisdom to recognize one's flaws.

NA NAA NA NA NAAA

Would any of you lads know what a good remedy for psoriasis on your arse is?

got a drunk bender trying to talk to me

>>67578090
oh I was just meaning you could ride a motorbike without a car driver getting grumpy at you

>>67578124
me x

>>67578065
How fluent are you?

Why is Scotland so grim?

Skip to 2.90 for some classic 1970's racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iBdKbbHhx8

>>67578088
You've added the last bit tb h

>>67578108
why?

>>67578064
Is that where you play basketball and catcall the local black lasses?

>>67578109
t. pikey

i got stamina

VIINAST HAISEV LAIP

>>67578146
full of Scots

To be honest if your dog doesn't resemble a wolf it's not a dog

>>67578157
i'll have you know i am incredibly middle class and my doggo is a great doggo

>>67578093
I can but only if she was literally a female version of me

Anything else would simply not work

>>67578070
i will add this to the list and I will be judging you when i eventually listen to it

>>67578167
binkas bunkis binkis

>>67578102
Scenario A: You are in the same Platoon, but internal politics as divided the camp into two parties with two contesting leaders.

Scenario B: You are on opposite forces and you meet on the battlefield while the song you both like is playing. Do you take the momentary lapse of weakness to strike first or make a deal to stop the violence.

>>67578151
How dare you

>>67577286
how the fuck did you know that?

what do you even do with a girlfriend?? do they like running?

writing a collection of short stories lads hope i can make some dosh off them hah

feel like topping myself

>>67578181
staffies are the dogs of pikeys lad sorry

>>67578155
no it's where we do road, chirps pengtings, and box paigons in their jawside

>>67577414
they do not look good

>>67578201
yeah they usually start running after about 6 or 7 weeks hahahahahaha

>>67577188
seek help

>>67578188
hope you like sweatbox-tier industrial technoo

NA NAAA NA NA NAAA

Business idea: ban pikeys

>>67578220
#notallstafies

>>67578122
I imagine zinc and olive oil

>>67578235
third world monkey

Can someone iron my clothes please? cant be bothered desu

>>67578221
Ah yes, sounds lovely

>>67578181
all doggos are great doggos

>>67578233
do you ever say that in your own accent and not laugh at yourself

so we're talking about online friends are we :]

>>67578255
good lad

>>67578192
are we talking about the war or something

>>67578153

Because I hated it enough to leave. Going back just brings back all those negative feelings. Also, traipsing around in the mud and slop for days on end isn't my idea of a laugh.

>>67578141
Kinda hard to say 2bh. Semi-fluent I'd say. Like he the speaking level of a five year old. Can have a conversation, understand what I hear, if vocab gets too technical I get lost. Only been at it two years tho, and still noticeably improving week-by-week

>>67578241
t. pikey

OLEN LAIP

>>67578150
The 70's were shit

Can someone post that image of the wojak with a big list of wanky music genres like "jungle step" on one side and then a smug normie frog on the right who has downloaded "best_songs_2016_compilation_downloaded_with_youtube_downloader.mp3"?

>>67578275
i will not stand for this

>>67578233
you're in luck i do

>>67578256
not really

>>67578258
this gimmick is tired desu

wouldn't say no to some online friends tbqh

haven't had any since the days of MSN

>>67578127
ahh ok.

tbf most bikers are arseholes though, the only people who overtake in the motorway fast lane

>>67578200
WHAT?!?!?! I was ujust memeing haha are you really a kid

Didn't even realise today was African American Friday today

>>67578288
then add this to the list too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBYhBm5QYo

>>67577640
ya govoryu nyetetoria russki

EILE VEEL OLI ELU

>the BBC this butthurt

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38024595
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38024595

hao ling

No, we are talking about special weapons and tactics.

Which is about the only thing you can rely on when you are just a sole Platoon in a sea of shit with no air support.

>>67578258
>that little movement of the mouse because the dropdown for the filter opened on the wrong side

We all saw it m8

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>>67578286

might make a sandwich with tesco chicken & bacon sandwich filler

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>>67578308
n-no

>>67578310
That's next Friday la'.
And shitty joke too.

>>67578266
a lot of pikeys do have staffs though, a middle class dog is a german shepherd, labrador or golden retriever, maybe a terrier or cocker spaniel.
Still your dog is your dog, everyone loves their dog.

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>>67578332

>>67578338
do you ever say that in your own accent and not laugh at yourself

>>67578310
same

must be because my third eye is not calcified anymore

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>>67578330

>>67578287
go cuddle your pikey dog, pikey. he'll make you feel better about your pikey ways

OLI MERI PÕLVINI

>>67578307
Yes, I think that only happens though because of the toxic attitude of car drivers towards motorcyclists.

Each fuel the other's fire

me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8swDyMuAgDI

>>67578267
Forgot to quote you because I automatically (out of habit) ctrl-a + delete the contents of the quick reply box everytime i open it.

is there any decent totty in the jungle this year

>>67578349
i get that
but they are actually very nice dogs
pikeys should be banned instead i reckon
you get me like

>>67578365
can't, don't live in same house as him anymore :(((((

>>67578268
You that chap who moved to carolina?

>>67578358
i don't have an accent mate