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Scarf weather Edition
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lads
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>>67571792
that u skellig?
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0 (zero) friends
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drinking purple drank and watching the latest lindy b
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>>67571919

Praise Kek
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>>67571940
How will you do that?
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unironically my knob lads

>>>/soc/24583758
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Right > Left
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While I was at work the missus dragged all the Decorations out of the loft and is in the process of setting up the tree.

It's not even Yank genocide day yet.
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>>67571971
well done
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>>67571970
same lawl
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>>67571985
nice, got me hard instantly, would definitely suck you off
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>>67571985
>still haven't sorted your foreskin out
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Camilla 2bh
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kay-on
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just got stuck on the phone for 20 minutes with my mums friend how just got released from being sectioned

i walked my dog with her a few days back and not shes wants to come over tomorrow while my mums away

she's actually quite attractive too, bit of a milf

but she's a completely nutter

thinks the illuminati are following her when she drives and bugging her phone
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the 6/10 at work wore some slutty eye makeup and one of them chokers and she actually looked fuckable
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>Tfw no older qt
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>>67571985
would
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http://i.4cdn.org/b/1479498838014.png
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>>67571967
yes
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>>67572032
still dont get what you mean
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>>67571786
>>67571929
Show us
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>>67572035
bit fat
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>>67572053
so many mistakes in this post

such a pain to read
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>>>/soc/24584082
this is actually my cock lads
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>>67571970
we're your friends m8

no matter where you go, no matter how badly you fuck up

closest thing to a modern day tribe right here
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it was snowing in the north earlier

source: minnie mcgee's snapchat
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>>67572054
where do you work where that is appropriate, mcdonalds?
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>>67572119
saw this too lid
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>>67572105
i'm dislexic, sorry :c
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give me some instagram bints to bust a nut to lads
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>>67572106
do more vids
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>>67572132
brothel
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Do you lads remember that time when thread posting broke and the /brit/ thread lasted over a 1000 posts?
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QUICK LADS

should I get whiskey or beer from Tesco

About 2 minutes away, choose quickly
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>>67571985
like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears
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Watching The Crown lads
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omg poor jo cox had her hand in front of her face when she was shot xxx how tragic guys x
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>>67571979
licking up and down your cock, wrapping my lips around your plump cock head and sucking more and more, inch by inch, until my nose is buried in your crotch and you're shooting rope after thick rope of pearly white cum down my throat
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>>67572119

Northerner here, I see no snow outside.
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>>67572167
for what purpose? if you just want to get leathered then get vodka
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>>67572114
unironically this
i legitimately care more about the people here and what they have to say than the people i live with (first year in uni).
You lot probably also know me far far better, even if you dont realise it.
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>>67572132
actually have a STEM job so i was a bit confused why she was doing that too

am on about one of these
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>>67572176
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>>67572176
she's a bigun
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>>67572058
meh it's like having a second parent at times

however she also is a bit more naive than me about alot of things, and acts like a teenager a lot of the time. i don't think age matters than much.
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>social media
FONTs
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gonna sharpen my teeth for combat
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>>67572182
people still care about her?
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>>67572168
that good or bad
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>>67572153
you watched my eroshare one?
but yeah I'll do more vids, how about one where I cum all over myself?
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>The attempt was orchestrated by General Mohamed Oufkir, a close advisor to King Hassan. On August 16, four Northrop F-5 jets, acting on Oufkir's orders, intercepted Hassan's Boeing 727 as it returned from France.[2] Reportedly, King Hassan (himself a pilot), grabbed the radio and told the rebel pilots, "Stop firing! The tyrant is dead!"[3] Fooled, the rebel pilots broke off their attack.

>Hassan's plane, which had been strafed by air force jets, killing eight and injuring 40,[4] landed safely at Rabat's airport. Kenitra Air Base, where most of the rebellious air force officers were based, was surrounded and hundreds arrested.

>Oufkir was found dead of multiple gunshot wounds later on August 16, officially from suicide.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11680675
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>>67572054
>slutty eye makeup and one of them chokers
i like these things very very much
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>(first year in uni)
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I love you /brit/
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>girls wearing chokers
have a HUGE thing for this
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>>67572106
Bums against the walls lads, there's a poof in the thread!
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>>67572250
tfw seen a girl completely naked but the choker

very very nice
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>>67572167
whiskey
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>>67572182
how brave trying to protect her hijab like that x
#everydayislamophobia
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>>67572240
shan't
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>>67572257
I'll just shove it in your mouth lad
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>>67572250
same
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>>67572270
hel-vetica stan-dard
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girls with chokers aren't all that special

it's the degradation process of transforming them from pure virgins into degenerate whore sluts

t. tthe prof
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>>67572270
do you then sex her
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>>67572211

But how did you win her though? I think age difference makes things a lot more interesting and I find I get along better with people older than me than I do my own, I don't even know what half the people are talking about now.

Also how is the sex between you two?
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>>67572167
Whiskey!!!
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>>67572248
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>>67572300
san francisco desu

>>67572308
ye haha
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we need some more girls in here
couple chantelles and chanels in here
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FUCK

I forgot to pay my diversity tax and it was due 5 days ago, will it make a difference if I pay it now?
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>>67572336
>chantelle

runt name
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someone post some good boiler room/similar sets pls

need to piss off the cunt that made a noise complaint about me
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*chokes a slag out by her choker*
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>>67572235
mhm it was great, thanks for sharing x
>how about one where I cum all over myself?
I won't say no
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>>67572240
>1 vote
Haha fucking nerd
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>>67572250
Always reminds me of that girl from Orphan, the one who is an orphan

technically a legal wank as well, if you've seen the film
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>>67572236
is this in Jordan
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just back kicked my door really hard and made my roommate jump.

haha nub
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>>67572243
everything an experience, every experience an opportunity

have fun lad
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>>67572398
>technically a legal wank as well, if you've seen the film
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>>67572421
haha quality banter haha
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>>67572368
I'll get to it then, just had a wank before, came everywhere, moaned loudly like I was getting fuck, hope you don't mind waiting a while whilst I recharge
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>>67572398
ah yes the technically legal wanks
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Fell in love with a girl off youtube again lads
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>>67572358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq3gXMG4-CE
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>>67572358
Here la

https://youtu.be/Ca93bp-jpn8
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Why does the Alt Right have the best choons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpes-45zqxo&index=3&list=PL2Pf9m7B_hmK0pbvd92pW7GouC7cwLfDC
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the hubby x
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Bought 2 bottles of cherry coke from Tesco.
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>>67572496
dont care
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>>67572358
you sound like a bit of a cunt
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>>67572462
I fell in love with an actor, he's beautiful
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>>67572496
I care
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>certain combinations of pixels are illegal
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>>67572470
>>67572473
>>67572482
shan't bee opening (any) of these
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>>67572403
yeeeeeeeee
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coke wanker loves his fucking coke
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>>67572554
Tsk tsk
Missin out
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>>67572553
>r3dditproductions
fuck off
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>>67572457
I don't x
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>>67572482
one of my favourites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
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think i'm addicted to crisps
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>>67572553
If I spent my time making photorealistic depictions of illegal porn would it be illegal

I'm talking literally pixel by pixel

Need to get a lawyer lad on this, might be onto a new gimmick
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>>67572605
That isn't alt right, this is alt right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZRsTGrvFVM
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CONVERT
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>>67572612
lolicon is legal most places
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can't imagine anything sadder than some self-professed alt right brit
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>>67572646
what are you going to do, stab me?
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really feel like killing myself or maybe just running away
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We should have a dubtrack room desu
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>>67572612
porn should only be illegal if the means of production is illegal
e.g. filmed cp, bestiality, etc.
if it's drawn or cg, shouldn't be anything against it
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*shits the bed*
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>>67572672
t. 14 year old girl
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>>67572655
curious about the uk but don't want to type it into google and get done for noncery

could you do it for me and give us a screenshot of what comes up?
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Jade Thirlwall
Leigh-Anne Pinnock
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power gap
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Perrie Edwards
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power gap
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Jesy Nelson
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>>67572309
>win her
she friendzoned me
then i helped her out with something by letting her stay with me, as a friend.
then one thing led to another

>sex
very exciting.
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all nonces should be hanged
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5th wank of the day
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£15 for a litre of bells whiskey in Tesco lads get on it
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>>67572294
Listen queer I'll sock you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered
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>>67572694
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>>67572626
hm?
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>>67572718
just thainonce would do for me tbqh
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>>67572687
what if I took pics and edited them so it looked drawn?
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Highlights of young turks election night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWY0iRLV94
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>>67572605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=915jQ4OOlzk
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>>67572753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUWmRPpJyY


Do you hear the people ree?
Singing the song of nazi frogs.
It is the music of a people who will not be cucks to wogs!
When the building of the wall echoes the beating of the drums,
Liberal tears will freely fall when November comes.
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>>67572672
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>>67572725
high t
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>>67572717

Exciting how so, does the ten year gap really make things all the more hotter?
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>>67572708
lmao it is illegal in united kuckdom
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors
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Childish Gambino
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>>67572768
>26 minutes
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why don't we have soldiers riding motorcycles with mounted machine guns to fight isis? motorcycles are way faster than running
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>>67572768
>26 minutes

Shan't
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>>67572766
illegal
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Reminder that your entire web history can be looked up at literally any time by the Government and the police and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>67572832
Take a screenshot of the first paragraph please, shan't be clicking on this
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>>67572838
>>67572842

It's quite good haha
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Not a fan of all this yank wankery
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>>67572824
no having a naked asian (yellow) woman with a shapely butt in front of you, tends to be exciting. i sometimes think about the age difference and think it's hot.

but we sort of see each other as peers 2bh.
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>>67572799
less impact when it's just one whiny yank singing
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>>67572742
I'll rape your twinky little arse
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>>67572687
>recording a child having consensual sex is illegal
>recording someone mugging someone outside your house makes you a thief
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>>67572799
What is this a parody of?
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0-7 watch a documentary

8-9 wank
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me in the bottom middle
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>>67572902
children can't consent, that's the point
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>>67572665
convert please x

>>67572713
prefer perrie myself, rest may rot as they please
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>>67572902
>consensual
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>>67572922
Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Miserables
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>>67572840
probably a risk vs advantage gained type thing lad
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>>67572940
alri yer majesty
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>>67572862
literally started regulating my porn use now ffs

Is this what oppression feels like?

Beginning to understand the Pakis now
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>>67572862
I'm doing society a favor by saving pictures of sexy women like >>67555358
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YOU TRY TO OPEN THE DOOR BUT THERE'S TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB
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This thread has gone to fucking shit. Building a wall around it. Everything beyond this post will resume the thread to normal

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shall be getting pissed round about.......
..........now
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>>67572962
ta lad
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is The Act of Killing actually good?
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>>67572942
if children can't consent, they have no agency, in which case they can't not consent
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>>67572737
>Bell's

Are you actually joking or what? You should've just bought tesco value vodka

Bell's is the lowest of the low of whiskys m8
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Need more instagram followers
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>>67572892

So you basically got a Christmas cake, fucking nice, I could've had an older Spanish woman this summer but I was really too tipsy to do anything or go back with her to her place.
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>>67572862
kinda get off to the idea of theresa may looking up my porn history, busting down my door with the police and her saying 'you've been a naughty boy haven't you, when i'm done with you you're going to be locked away for a long time' the rest of this post writes itself really.
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>>67573023
f4f?
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>>67572398
>technically a legal wank as well
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>>67572799
This was actually beautiful, not even a alt-right twat

He sounds like such a nerd, but it works somehow.
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>>67573027
bet her arsehole is horrible

piles, fissures, the whole works
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>>67573007
it's alright.
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>>67572799
Imagine some FBI wanker listening to this shite and trying to work it out
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mfw i'm a yank in /brit/
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>>67572942
>they can't consent to sex
>they can consent to gender-altering drugs
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might have a yank
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>>67573007
Decent ngl

Ending is emosh
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>>67573105
mfw reading this post
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hope you FUCKING MONSTERS are proud of yourselves
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>>67573105
>mfw half yank but shit on yanks all the time on /int/ and irl
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>>67572799
Weird hearing a yank use wogs and bants
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just received this in the post
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>>67573023
FONT
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does drinking whiskey get better the more you drink it?

cannot stand the taste
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>>67573135
FOY
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me rn
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>>67573081
imagine theresa may across the street with binoculars looking into ur room whilst ur having a wank.

not into voyeurism usually, but i'll make an exception for the fine member's of her maj's gov
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>>67573162
you stupid cunt, why didn't you just get voddy?
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can't wait to become mr.janny and permaban every single one of you runts
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>>67573131
>People are genuinely offended by our past

I'd rather be on the winning side than a country being invaded. Our empire was GOAT
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>>67573112
i don't agree with that either
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>>67573174
war dogs was dog shit
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>>67573131
when did we invade Kazakhstan?
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>>67572460
>>67572436
>>67573068
[spoiler]She's actually 33-year-old with a hormone disorder[/spoiler]
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>>67573185
i've had a bottle of jd and jameson under my bed for ages and it's all i have to drink, didn't want to go out because my hair is greasy
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>>67573162
whisky or whiskey lad?
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>>67573213
i enjoyed it desu
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>>67573185
vodka is runt-tier. lowest of the low
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>>67573105
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Ebm lods
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I like political satire via music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHM6HtPuVxs
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>>67573131
eerrr WOT
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>>67573240
yes? your point?
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>Feeling great
>Listen to Loveless
>Don't feel great anymore
Ah yes, the power of music.
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>>67573216
How does one acquire a gf with such hormone disorder?
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>>67573237
What is the difference?

Quisky
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>>67573131
never invaded Japan, utter shite
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shall be making many midnight snacks tonight

before midnight though hehe
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>>67573294
like what
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lads when you sell your car do the DVLA send you a cheque in the post or pay your bank account you paid your tax from when they refund your tax

my address on the V5C is my old address and if it's a cheque I'm fucked haha cos it's never gonna arrive to my new address
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>>67573280
a force from abusic
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NO TRUTH HANDLER, YOU! BAH, I DERIDE YOUR TRUTH-HANDLING ABILITIES!
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>>67573280
>MBV

Absolute wankery
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>Mfw Brussels sprouts are really nice

What foods throughout fiction were you told lies about their taste but are actually good?
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>>67573267
Surprise ending
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want to do my civic duty, so i might just send detailed accounts of my every action and a daily print out of my internet history to GCHQ just so they can know what i'm doing.
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Normies BTFO

>There’s no fighting it – humans are innately social creatures. But while it's widely accepted that socialising makes us happier, this might not be strictly true if you’re highly intelligent.

https://www.indy100.com/article/study-finds-intelligent-people-need-more-time-alone-to-be-happy-7423191
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>>67573337
lima beans. love their texture for sone reason
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can't believe Christmas is next week
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>>67573307
usually get 4 bananas then spread peanut butter and nutella onto them
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>>67573334
Excuse you.

>>67573319
Was this a Power of Love post?
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>>67573337
tripe
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>>67573316
ring them and ask
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>>67573291
irish and bourbon are whiskey, scotch is whisky. you answered before my post though so nm
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Everybody working at GCHQ is a stuipd
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>>67573378
really
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>>67573380
yes it was

>>67573337
polish cuisine
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>>67573243
That is just nasty
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>>67573131
would be more proud if there were no grey nations on that map 2bh
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whos groovin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InH-iidhabY
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>>67573334
mong
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>>67573356
Genuinely hilarious idea lad. You should do it.
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>>67573410
yeah, i know 4 is a lot but i like it
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>>67573404
essex is fairly intelligent tbf
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>>67573421
girm
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>>67573378
and then what do you do with them?
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>"Never trust a smiling chinaman or a sober irishman"

Have wiser words ever been spoken, /brit/?
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>>67573421
would after 3-4 voddies
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do most aussies sound this cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_GJqHHbNM8
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>>67573469
put them in my bum

only joking i eat them

sometimes i chop them up and stick two different pieces together to make a sandwich
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>>67573473
only the first part because chinks are false as fuck, paddies are generally ok when they're not blowing up hotels
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>>67573455
post pics

v. curious
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getting on the beers boyos
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>>67573434
except for portugal* of course
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>>67573421
feel like this is the sort of calibre of slag I could pull in a club if I was drunk enough or on a small amount of mandy
>>
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1479305134358.webm
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>>67573473

Kafka said something about never trusting Irishmen in one of his stories along with Frenchmen.
>>
>>67573488
would after none
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hate all my work colleagues
>>
e been asked to bring a photo of my girlfriend into work.
I feel like it's crossing a line, I'm ok with pretending I have a girlfriend but as soon as I bring in some girl's picture and claim she's my girlfriend when I know she isn't, that seems too far to take a joke.
>>
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if you send the message, "I kill you" to [email protected], you will get a visit by federal agents.

Korean kid did it in 1990s. Forgot what the outcome of that case was, hahahaha
>>
>>67573500
not making it yet but it's pretty much this but with peanut butter too (on separate pieces)
>>
>Came out the gym
>Just wearing shorts and a Tshirt
>Walk past a takeaway, looking at my phone
>"Ooh you must be cold!"
>Take a couple of seconds to register in my brain that this may have been directed at me
>Glance over and there's a gaggle of girls looking at me from the doorway
>Probably aimed at me yeah
>So why am I not saying anything
>Keep walking

Love being socially crippled
>>
>>67573536
>if you send the message, "I kill you" to [email protected], you will get a visit by federal agents.

Yet another reminder that Americans can't handle the bants
>>
Should I do it?

http://www.adultwork.com/424636

I do fancy it desu.
>>
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doggos
>>
>>67573456
are they smart enough to do this>>67573536 ?
>>
lads why is mental health care in this country so shit? told my gp about a personality split I had last night and mild psycosis and he just told me to stop playing vidya before bed
>>
>>67573555
they either spotted your erect nipples or non-existant bulge
>>
>>67573575
cute doggo
>>
>>67573536
FBI in charge of handling the banter
>>
>>67573449
> woke up at 10
> wanked to wake up
>got dressed
>didn't put on any deoderent since i'm not going out today anyway
>did a poo
>ate some corn flakes
>brushed teeth
>switched on the old computer
>read the news on reuters because don't trust the beeb anymore (see printout)
>shitposted on 4chan international about the canadian flag for 2 hours (see printout)
>wanked to some tranny porn (see printout)

and so on
>>
Something weird is happening lads, I used to be a complete women in the cold but today I've been out in 5c weather and felt fine.

I'm 6ft and 120lbs so I have no fat to shield me.
>>
the gf
>>
>doggo.webm
hmm
>>
>>67573568
disgusting fake tits
>>
>>67573575
cute :33

what kinda doggie is that
>>
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>>67573600
>tfw you will never get a Brit sectioned for fun
>>
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#beastmode
>>
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>>67573575
>>
>>67573625
she went a bit too far with the lip filler tbqh
>>
>>67573647
Samoyed
>>
got accused of crimes against the people in the middle of the coop
>>
Do most people have rooms in their loft?
>>
>>67573623

Do you have Geordie blood in you? We're natural immune to the cold, we can walk down the high street only wearing jeans, shoes and a t-shirt and still feel fine.
>>
>>67573653
>110kg
>beastmode
>>
>>67573653
mirin aesthetics
>>
>>67573575
prefer cattos
>>
>>67573267
speaking of alt right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1X7QkbttYw
>>
>>67573653
>straps

dropped (though not literaly wahey)
>>
Nonces, Yanks and Leafs out
>>
>>67573568

>doesn't do OWO

who do these whores think they are? sucking rubber ffs
>>
got called a liberal in greggs earlier lads
>>
You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!
>>
>>67573733
this cute cat came into my garden earlier and it was so friendly and affectionate

i was knelt down stroking it for about 30 minutes, don't remember ever stroking a cat before in my life

what can i feed it to encourage it to come back? also it didn't have a collar so could it be a stray? it looked well groomed
>>
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geordies mentioned
>>
>>67573774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYZfFKDsXHk
>>
>>67573267
Best choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuzpFMWReZw
>>
>>67573516
Ah yes, 日本
>>
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what did they mean by this
>>
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the gf lads
>>
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>>67573733
>>
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>>67573575
>>
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>>67573779
any meat desu but also cheese or milk :3
>>
>>67573829
>feet out of focus

poor photo
>>
>>67573780
>punching something built of pure muscle

Ah yes, the north east.
>>
>>67573780

What is the most Geordie thing you've done today?
>>
>>67573747
Good choon
>>
>>67573568
I would
Wouldn't mind doing it just so I can get an idea of what super fake tits are like
>>
>>67573779
Put some food out I guess

Better than my local cat, all it does is dig up plantpots, kill birds and shit everywhere in my garden
>>
>>67573623

That's fucking disgusting, you must look like you're on deaths door
>>
>>67572963
i think they haven't started it because everyone feels like they'd be laughed at for proposing it. i'm going to send it in as a suggestion on trump's suggestion website
>>
>>67573865
i tried a piece of bacon but it just started licking it and didn't seem interested

does it have to be cooked meat? i didn't think it would be given they eat mice and whatnot
>>
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>>67573763
what's owo
>>
>>67573895
could heam you with ease
>>
scored a goal in football today haha
>>
>>67573828

when the canary dies you're in big trouble
>>
>>67573901
give it tuna or 'dines
>>
>>67573920
obviously without orgasms
>>
>>67573920
drakes record label
>>
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love animals me
>>
>>67573829
poor mans nina

>>67573874
had beans with my dinner
>>
>these alt-right songs

do people actually enjoy listening to this shit?
>>
>>67573852
what kind of doggo is this?
>>
>>67573920
orangutans wanking octogenarians
>>
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>Tfw can't bet on richmond park by-election and make loads of dosh by betting on the libdems
>>
>>67572036
KUH-ON
>>
going to get another ber
>>
might get a dog

how much effort does it take to raise a puppy?
>>
>>67573920
0w0 what's this?~
>>
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>tfw 6 inch dicklet
>>
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>brits celebrate christmas on thanksgiving

perplexing
>>
>>67573933

you couldn't put a dent in a cream cake mate. i'd kill you using only my legs.
>>
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>>67573901
in my experience they like ham more than bacon
>>
>black friday sale
>starts saturday

ah yes, the so called Matalan
>>
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Currently eating one of these, what are you snacking on?
>>
getting drunk on my own lads
>>
had a few bers
>>
>>67574056
black friday is complete shite
>>
>>67574062
your mums rancid vagoo
>>
>>67574065
>>67574076
good lads
>>
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>>67573994
kah-uhn
>>
>>67574062
a kronenbourg ber
>>
>>67574076
>beer

im on spirits im not fucking about me
>>
>>67574032
perfect size desu
>>
>>67574077

Is there anything decent in the Black Friday sales? It all looks like shit they want to sell to chavs.
>>
wish these rugby fans would shut up. fuckin normbots the lot of them would batter them all
>>
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how the fuck do people actually commute for more than 2 hours a day

I would top myself tbqh
>>
>tfw 8 inch dick
love getting my cock out in the locker rooms
>>
>>67574154
When the choice is an extra hour on the train, or an extra 900 quid a month in rent, the choice is easy
>>
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>90% of the time I'm unhappy
>the remaining 10% is when I'm shitfaced

does not bode well for my future does it
>>
Got my headphones in but I'm not actually listening to anything
>>
>>67574154
im on 50 minutes atm (which luckily ends in a couple of weeks) and thats a ball ache 2bh
>>
>tfw was getting good at lifting
>tfw gone a cut
>tfw have lost bugger all weight
>tfw a good deal my strength

2bh i preferred being strong at 25% bf than being mediocre at 20% bf
>>
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>>67574154
45 minutes used to kill me desu
>>
>>67574154
I listen to podcasts.
>>
>>67574154

japanese men do much crazier hours than that
>>
weeeeeeew
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzBQL5b36ww

kind of like this song
>>
i could realistically have sex with 4 different girls in a week

just 3/4 are munters.
>>
>>67574241
yeah that's why they're all suicidal
>>
who watching children in need?
>>
>tfw this year me and the lads are all living at home so there's nowhere to go to sesh especially when it's raining
JUST
>>
>>67574289
bad lads
>>
>>67574241
>Japan's overall suicide rate is roughly 60 percent higher than the global average

sounds about right
>>
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>>67574062
I want something to snack on so fucking badly but i forgot to go by the store.
>>
>>67574286
couldn't pay me to watch that norman shite
>>
>>67574265

looks like generic indie shite
>>
Anyone could have sex with munters, Lisicki. No skill in that.
>>
>>67574286
Corrie
>>
Imagine you were a billionaire and you just donated 2 billion to children in need JUST so that they can't keep topping it every year. No one could top your year where you chipped in 2 billion.
>>
I do realistically have sex with 4 different lads in a week

4/4 are fucking beautiful

Glad I'm not a not-right mong
>>
>>67574361
nah don't want to really imagine something as stupid as that.
>>
want to go out boys

first weekend in for like 2 months and i'm already bored
>>
>>67574154
>used to catch 40 min train to Uni
>now have just over an hour on the M4

you get used to it, plus those jobs pay better generally
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UYEOeyRm4E

pretty banging tbf lads
>>
>>67574400
Too late you've already done it lad you can't unthink it. I win.
>>
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>>67574405
>first weekend in for like 2 months and i'm already bored
>>
>>67574396
bent HIV cunt who can't speak english
>>
>>67574396
bit gay
>>
>>67574396
would you shag me? i'm lonely
>>
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>>67574361
Would love to see a lower amount one year
>>
>>67574423
>you get used to it, plus those jobs pay better generally

what do you mean?
>>
>>67574442
>assuming all gays have HIV

umm homophobic much?
>>
give me attention i'm drunk and depressed
>>
Wish i could just go out but not have to deal with all the normie wankery like pre-drinks and dancing

Just get me drunk and plant me in the smoking area and I'm golden
>>
>>67574448
if you're cute I'd love to
>>67574442
how's the gf? oh right haha
>>
>>67574361
children in need has been BTFO by the gates foundation anyway
>>
>No skill in that

No skill in picking up womyn anyways

womyn just want chad/alpha fucks or beta bucks
>>
going to have a talk with the lads soon about maybe finding a house
>>
do peopel still watch eastenders?
>>
>>67574516
you can come mine x
>>
>>67573162
mix it with coke
>>
>>67574467
nothing special
>>
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>>67574500
Drunk dancing is the best la
You're missing out
>>
@67574515
guarantee you've never had sex
>>
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all in it together lads
>>
stop replying to it, stop referencing it indirectly, pay no attention to it whatsoever

do NOT give it the time of day
>>
>>67574523
>unironically work in a call centre
>surrounded daily by overweight white women who unironically watch soaps and discuss the twists and turns
>>
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>he's here
>>
>>67574582
>can't quit because you'e qualified for nothing else

The Queen is basically a slave of the state
>>
>>67574582
Excellent, more reasons for the left to whine and moan on my facebook feed.
>>
>>67574547
don't have any

poured a glass about half an hour ago and still haven't drunk it

it's so rank
>>
moved back in the 'rents
hate it 2bh

>losing gains because they buy a fuckload of crisps and sweets and cook food with low protein
inb4 shop for yourself, all the supermarkets are like a 30 minute walk away
>dad always arguing with me
>too much shit around the house that needs chucking including a fucking treadmill that no one uses
>no autonomy in life

ffs lads losing gains, losing sanity, losing progress on my little projects like reading and learning lanugages

hate it.
>>
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>>67574500
pre-drinks are the best part
>>
>>67574587
you know what's hilarious is that we all know exactly who you're talking about
>>
>>67574477
like I work in Swindon's industrial area, nobody lives there and the closest aren't educated enough

classic commuting employee base where salaries are higher
>>
>>67574500
go out by yourself and do that then
>>
>>67574582
the queen doesn't even live there

doesn't she live in windsor or something
>>
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>>67573213
>>67573239
same, thought it was decent
>>
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>>67574587
>the elephant
>>
>>67574638
get a job then
>>
>>67574500
>pre-drinks
>dancing
>the smoking area

All great staples of a night out
>>
>female classmate makes a post about religion on facebook
>two atheist men comment about their views
anyone want to guess about the state of their facial hair and profile picture facial expression?
>>
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>>67574675
>>
>>67574629
is it that Bell's? you fucked up buying that shite, genuinely not even worth it

I prefer Irish whiskey to Scotch whisky though, Tullamore Dew, Bushmills etc. are goat
>>
>>67574582
>66% pay rise
is this the independent
>>
>>67574705
don't forget the post-club takeaway
>>
>tfw work is a 6 mile 20 minute drive through city back streets
should be 25-30 mins really but I always leave late and have to drive like a madman
>>
>>67574755
Great shout
Maccy's is the usual for me
>>
>>67574641
At pre-drinks:
>sitting in a well-light room
>no obnoxiously loud music
>able to get into decent conversation with girls in the room
>good icebreakers like drinking games
>everyone knows everyone and is relaxed

Time to go out:
>everyone gets split up
>pay £10 minimum to get into a shite club
>music too loud to hear
>club full of roid manlets and strangers who won't give you the time of day

awful
>>
>>67574755
grim
>>
>>67574685
what do you think im' doing

>tfw too overly qualified for runt work (even though happily willing to do it)
>tfw takes forever/lots of effort to get a grad job

ffs lads

at uni my life was in zen
i was hitting new PRs regularly, eating really well, reading new books all the time, i had some semblance of a social life, everything was within reachable distance on my bike (it was a very flat city), i was going to new events and places all the time

now i'm rotting at home feeling trapped.
>>
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>>67574714
>>
>>67574706

They wear thick rimmed glasses and have beards?

Also is it weird to take books to pubs? I really just want to take a good book to a pub and have a few drinks since it seems nice and cozy.
>>
>>67574794
>now i'm rotting at home feeling trapped.
Hello my friend

Graduate life, kek
>>
finished Top Gear

felt disappointing, too forced and too many supercars

preferred the challenges and that
>>
>>67574803
not that weird 2bqh providing you go alone
>>
>>67574715
>Bushmills

prod whiskey
>>
>>67574777
>tfw people stop throwing house parties after they turn 18
>tfw never ever had a club night i genuinely enjoyed (unless i took bare drugs and can barely remmeber it)
>>
>>67574803
Not at all pal, sometimes people come into the pub I work at and just sit quietly in a corner reading with a pint, or a glass of wine.
>>
>all these freshers acting as if their knowledge on "pre-drinks" is worth hearing.
>>
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>>67574706
am I on the money?
>>
hello darkness my old friend
>>
>>67574794
Another useless student swallowed up by the real world
Howling
>>
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>>67574803
the other is basically the same but with sunglasses lmoa
>>
>>67574854
Really, REALLY miss house parties tbqh
>>
>>67574854
there are still house parties at uni

everyone's on drugs instead though
>>
>>67574582
Ah yes, give the queen more of the money from her-own-fucking-estate, and act like its being charitable
>>
>>67574777
could not agree more lad
>>
what's he still doing here?
does he have no self-awareness?
>>
>>67574818
>>67574876
meh the only up side is that i went to a very good uni to do a masters, and i'm already seeing signs of success with my career-hunt
>>
Breaking out the old pint glass for the house party tonight lads
>>
>>67574892
think you mean tax payer money lad

the queen is on bennies
>>
NEW:

>>67574946
>>67574946
>>67574946

Get in here chaps
>>
>>67574672
are you me?
>>
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got an erect willy
>>
>>67574655
considering this
or going out and wandering looking for a party to get into, would have to be well drunk already for that though
>>
>>67574957
The queen has an estate but only gets 10%
of the proceeds, the west goes to the treasury, if anything she is paying 90% taxes , which of course go to muslim refugee's bennies
>>
>>67574857

I just need to find a cozy pub as my new local then.

Hopefully it could also attract some Literature qts too.
>>
i was under the assumption that the royal family generated revenue for the state
>>
>>67574970
just generic torrents desu

I just check the front of 1337x every few days and dl whatever looks decent lel
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