/brit/

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jezza

get 'im janny

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>>67569716
Need a Chindian gf

canadians need to fuck off

>>67569679
>redbrick mills

Montreal is basically Oldham

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>>67569716
are jez

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I think I know what happens next

>one Grand Tour torrent has 13,000 seeders
ah yes

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I'm a bit worried lads

rofling the the janny desu

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always feel like binning myself when the gf isn't around but I can never study when she is

looks like I'm stuck being pathetically depressed until I graduate

>>67569762
is it any good

sic em, janny

If I get dubs again I'm going to win the Euromillions

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>>67569762
step it up la

>ex-gf who is in a mental hospital sends me a letter apologising for being a bad gf

ah yes

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business idea

>>67569791
It's basically an ok episode of Top Gear

>>67569741
that canal is the birthplace of industrialisation in canada tbqhwy

If a girl holds eye contact with me, then smiles at me as she walks past.. I should talk to her right?

>>67569824
>inb4 suicide where she writes your name in blood on her tits

>>67569832
Good, rob Scotland's oil to fund London. Anglos are scum.

Ah first shitpost of the day

https://youtu.be/l6DtcOMqCDc

>>67569809
if I don't get dubs I win

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>Meanwhile, Moscow was empty.

>In a queenless hive no life is left, though to a superficial glance it seems as much alive as other hives.

>The bees circle round a queenless hive in the hot beams of the midday sun as gaily as around the living hives; from a distance it smells of honey like the others, and bees fly in and out in the same way. But one has only to observe that hive to realize that there is no longer any life in it. The bees do not fly in the same way, the smell and the sound that meet the beekeeper are not the same. There are no longer sentinels sounding the alarm with their abdomens raised, and ready to die in defense of the hive. There is no longer the measured quiet sound of throbbing activity, like the sound of boiling water, but diverse discordant sounds of disorder.

>They do not sting, but crawl away from danger. The beekeeper opens the upper part of the hive and examines the super. Instead of serried rows of bees sealing up every gap in the combs and keeping the brood warm, he sees the skillful complexstructures of the combs, but no longer in their former state of purity. All is neglected and foul.

>Drones, bumblebees, wasps, and butterflies knock awkwardly against the walls of the hive in their flight.They have almost all died unawares, sitting in the sanctuary they had guarded and which is now no more. They reek of decay and death. Only a few of them still move, rise, and feebly fly to settle on the enemy’s hand, lacking the spirit to die stinging him.

>So in the same way Moscow was empty when Napoleon, weary, uneasy, and morose, paced up and down in front of the Kammer-Kollezski rampart.

>>67569868
London needs the money more to support it's greater amount of infrastructure and population

>>67569832
>>67569868
non londoners on suicide watch

*throws another trillion at london infrastructure*

>>67569854
I'm fairly certain she's under 24/7 supervision so she'll be fine.

>>67569889

Don't worry, Kek favoured me in the last thread, I'll be sure to thank him when I collect my millions.

>>67569890
will reading this book make me clever lad?

>>67569904
I can assure you she's not, even if that's what it says on her notes

>>67569879
Not a great Bibio tune

Their other ones are fucking euphoric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAoeI13zUYg

choon

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>ywn

>>67569834
do they make any references to top gear

>>67569912
If I get dubs, this anon loses the euromillions

>>67569913
don't think so but I read his "resurrection" and it was a cracking book

planning to read war n peace when I have the time

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Freedom fighter

playing with my willy (not wanking it just moving it around)

>720p
>4GB

no mate

Hate swans (the bird), Swans (the band) and the Swans (Swansea City)

>>67569949
Veiled

>>67569949
the first scene is jezza walking out of the bbc building and handing over his credentials to a security guard

>>67569972
terrorist that prevented south africa from being a global power

>>67569991
amazing post

>>67569972
Black terrorist

>>67569973
Wanker WAHEEEY

going to be off my figurative nut tonight

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Would you an outer space clown?

>>67569991
what are your thoughts on one man name of paul pogba?

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someone say canals?

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gets me thinking

>>67569999
>>67570008
Fuck off racists

having fantasies of stabbing one of my co-workers to death

>>67570042
wtf im religious now

>>67570042
[thinking intensifies]

>>67569999
quads of truth

>had a fun weekend planned
>get a call late today
>interview planned for monday
>have to prep for interview all weekend

JUST

need a poo

what now

>watching anything with jeremy clarkson in it

oh dear

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._presidential_campaign_slogans

>"I like Ike" – 1952 U.S presidential campaign slogan of Dwight D. Eisenhower.
>"I still like Ike" – 1956 U.S presidential campaign slogan of Dwight D. Eisenhower

The tories would behead the entire royal family if they thought it would help them in the opinion polls

>>67569999
wtf I love canadians now

>>67570040
don't have any strong opinions on him one way or the other, what an odd question

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hmmm....

might move on from the ex internet gf even though i could get back together with her

hmm

>>67570106
maybe you should have a poo

>>67570042
been in that situation before
don't like getting btfo by little girls

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anybody read this?

Unironically despise these 'how to make you not be a loser in ten easy steps' books but I really like Alistair Campbell and the reviews are great.

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>>67569972

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>a semi-autobiographical novel

>>67570144
wtf I love labour now

>>67570186
>what I would have done: THe Book

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*lowers glasses*

my....my god....

>>67570133
t. piers morgan

>>67570144
>lib dems
ah yes

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>anybody read this?
>Unironically despise these 'how to make you not be a loser in ten easy steps' books but I really like Alistair Campbell and the reviews are great.

>>67570186
squealing
>>67570196
ROARING

Anyone remember earlier I posted asking whether a girl on tinder was with a boyfriend in the pic? Just did a bit of doxing and found out her dad is a super rich banker

Jesus

>>67570216
Fuck me I must really have a shit/obvious personality because often when I post people post Tony Blair / or that pic of screenshots of my posts saying how good Tony Blair is.

Unironically realising I'm a fan boy of New Labour, I need to get a fucking grip.

>>67570153
might kill myself by holding a poo in too long

might record a vocaroo

>>67570218
this post actually made me laugh a lot

>>67570231
poke a hole in the condom lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_7YljktTE

Good news lads, turns out being a kissless virgin is just a state of mind

Would you swim in the thames

Anyone ever bought a big issue

monarchy is the greatest crime possible

>>67570281
literally loads

>Gf got her nipple pierced

ffs, literally why

>>67570281
yup, several times

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me

Eating ritz

like the way she looks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx76hlSmMO4

*is in a new york state of mind*
hmmm.....ahh yes...hamboigahs

>>67570280
I have a few times near Hampton Court and Richmond. Went under plenty of times canoeing on it too.

Got an IQ of 86

>>67570321
felt awfully guilty laughing at this

>>67570346
too much fake tan

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>>67570356

>>67570065
christ
the absolute STATE of the LEFT

you are now aware of your willy and balls, just hanging there between your legs

>>67570368
86, I think thats usually an A grade mate, well done.

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>>67570136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ko_GhiuPp4

>>67570398
bruh

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This is a Japanese snail.

>>67570398
it's freezing as fuck here so not hanging so much

I like my man to have a ph balanced penis

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>>67570381
>tfw the uk govt./police can now access your web history
How fucked are you guys?

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falling in love with girls pictures on tinder

tfw

>>67570448
*breathes on them*

>>67570398
not big enough to hang ngl

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>>67570216

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/799690522264829954

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>>67570443

This is a Japanese Britain

>>67570357
Isnt it dirty though

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New phone case arrived in the post lads

>>67570479
They'd probably get weirded out at my vore fetish

>>67570443
I'd like you to post more images for my snail research purposes.

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watching on jojo diamonds unbreakable 31 i need to catch up to 34 lads

>>67570481

she on the right?

>>67570481
it's spelled BMW

silly cow

>>67570473
How can you tell the difference?

gf just sent me this
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1479216932360.webm

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it's finally anime hour

my favourite part of the day

>>67570548
conversely, left

>>67570580
doesn't burn your throat

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>>67570543
>misterioso
really david?

matched a hog on tinder

Imagine having a gf lads

>>67570622
pics

>>67570479
Honestly puts me off posting here.

I just post utter drivel but can't be arsed with it being used against me

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>tfw still alive

>>67570622
Didn't know you could match yourself

>>67570622
pics

mum just text me saying she wants to ask something about their will :/

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the normies have left

time to go downstairs

>>67570622
t. David Cameron

>>67570614
have to watch it

>>67570599
ah, so you balance it out by washing it all the time right? Sweat makes it acidic?

>>67570591
And what animu are you watching?
>tfw watching M.D Geist and don't get the hate.

>>67570591

Marseille best and hottest witch

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>>67570622
thats incest mate

>>67570669
ye but don't go to far or it turns your throat into soap

Just ate a chippy haha

Fat cunt I am

nips voice sounds funny when high

can't see myself living to see the 2030's

anyone else feel like they will not live very long

i dont mean it in a suicide-y kind of way, but i just dont feel like my life will not be very long

why is everyone so amazed by the whole trump thing
this is the country that unironically elected george w bush twice

>>67570660
did you read the manga

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>>67570632
>>67570647
she just messaged me 'hey babe xx'

lmao

dont know what to reply

she looks like vicky pollard from little britain

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>>67570254

>>67570695
sound

just put the dressing gown on

>>67570587
>those areolas

get rid

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>>67570542

>>67570679
Nothing right now, I finished sengoku no night raid the other day though it was bretty good, looking for something new to watch now

>>tfw watching M.D Geist and don't get the hate.
well lots of the 80s OVAs were just shite so they all get lumped in, never watched M.D Geist though

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What emotion does this face convey?

[THIS USER HAS BEEN ARRESTED AND IMPRISONED DUE TO HATEFUL AND INTOLERANT SPEECH ONLINE]

[KEEP IT FRIENDLY. KEEP IT SAFE. KEEP IT TOLERANT. WE CAN VIEW EVERYTHING YOU HAVE POSTED ONLINE THANKS TO THE INVESTIGATORY POWERS BILL]

Viewing or downloading extremist content is a civil criminal offence and can risk you a minimum prison sentence of 15 years (with no parole) or a fine of £100,000.

[This Has Been A Government Public Service Announcement]
[YOU ARE BEING WATCHED]

thinking about whether I could get away with smoking weed at work

My career goal is to work in the oil industry and earn lots of cashola while hopefully helping to destroy the environment so when the uk is 50% Muslim in 2100 they can't enjoy it

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>Americans pronounce muslim as "mooz-lem"

>>67570732
She seems nice. Glass her.

kimyan law should stick to future garage tbqh

>>67570710
doing my best to ensure it won't

Smoke, drink, take drugs, starve myself periodically

>>67570723
yeah i follow jjl even but i havent read it since august because i went on holiday and nvr had the time to catch up
but ive read em all. even have a few jojo mangas in my personal library too (the ones with ringo starr as araki reaches the top of his art)

>>67570732
>I'm not into one night stands or fun
>Or fun
Ah yes.

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convinced that all women suffer narcissistic personality disorder

some bint from work posted a selfie on instagram, captioned with bollocks like "decided not to dye my hair for winter after all, maybe i'll go lighter for summer!" literally who gives a shit? why are they so simple minded and vain? i can't relate to women because their minds are full of complete shit.

>>67570732
marry her

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>>67570732
lad...

Saw a movie where a gang of hooligans got into a fight with another gang of hooligans armed with metal bats.

The main protagonist picked up the weapon and defeated the opposing group of ruffians only after he saw his friends get a skull fracture (metal bat), a ruptured left eye (pool stick), and a surgical removal of kidneys with steak knife.

He gave the main antagonist a swift death which is more than he deserved.

The movie ended now, but I am just thinking of creative ways in how I would have tortured the enemy before I killed him.

Would have both of his legs broken by propping them up against a table and hitting it once really hard with the bat. If he tries to resist, I'll just give a couple hard knocks to the face. Not with enough force to kill, just to stun. So he can satiate his hope for survival while feeling his legs (boff of them) being broken.

Probably break his arms the same way. If his eyes are still intact, will pop them out while heart is still pumping. Then force him to eat it.

Then I would end his life.

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Hmmm, i wonder what Britishy animes i should post today

>Viewing or downloading extremist content
>viewing

we're all going to jail lads

>>67570801
>not muzzy, muzzy mor

>>67570810
glass her?

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What kind of people do you attract on grindr lids

Its either really young or really old blokes for some raisin

>>67570789
Watch kimi ga nozomo eien

>>67570822
recent jojolion is very interesting

>>67570849
FUCK
OFF
ANIME
NONCE

fun fact: birmingham has more canals than venice

best way to smuggle a few tabs of acid through airport security?

>>67570825
giggled

>>67570542
>research purposes.
Hello, Reddit.

Did not realize how fucked up of a person I can be.

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>>67570855
what's this about

>>67570855
Both look fucking disgusting

>>67570732
don't send her anything mean

>>67570710

Getting a LOT of chest pains the past 18 months

>>67570871
gonna read it too
fav parts are 5 6 7 tbH (favest 7)

>>67570855
FOY

>>67570884
>up your arse
>inside your sock
>sowed onto the inside of your trouser leg

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when does he move to guyana along with every freedomainradio fan?

will he build a town called molyneuxville in the jungle?

when is the mass suicide coming?

>>67570533
haha is that how they ship it in "discrete packaging"? cheeky cunts

>>67570879
WRONG

Birmingham has less canals than Venice but the total canal length in Birmingham is higher

>>67570915
i would never do that.

(srsly)

>do decent amount of overtime at work
>NEVER get paid right for it
>they do this with everyone
>dozens of people every month not getting their OT
>just say it was an accident

These bastards are upto something.

>>67570865
>I'm also part of a gay Christian men's group whi...

Go on

>>67570865
>find your next ride
wahey

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>>67570835
different species tb h

>>67570860
It was a meme, please don't glass her.

1. roses
2. quality street
3. celebrations
.
.
.
9001. heroes

not up for debate

>>67570884
Under your foreskin

The Grand Tour has literally destroyed Top Gear forever desu

>>67570884
in a book

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>>67570874

Cheers for the (you), think im gunna go for angloboo k-ons today

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>>67570789
I like a lot of the 80s/90s OVAs. Over the top violence and bad english dubs are what make them great.

>>67570852
I like how they arabise european place names desu

Faransi sounds so much better than France

>>67570944
not an argument
what constitutes where a canal ends and a new one starts
they're all connected anyway

>>67570963
literally a XVIIIe fedora

>>67570970
>quality street
>good
1. celebrations
2. roses
3. heroes

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>she didn't reply

>>67570865
last time I used it, some 2/10s, an italian lad with a massive schnozz, a """""chubby"""""""" 16-year-old

grim stuff

>>67570970
>>67571020
roses are utter wank
cromwell didn't go far enough
>>67571031
speaking of rosys and wanks haha

>>67571020
what part of this is not up for debate did you not understand lad?

>>67571010
Roastie defence force has arrived

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http://www.citylab.com/navigator/2016/03/fighting-muslim-stereotypes-with-humor-on-the-nyc-subway/472938/

>>67571003
t. Abu Hamza al-Britani

>>67571031
would literally penetrate her vagina or anus with my penis

>>67571031
i wonder how many pathetic virgins on here are her paypigs

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>>67570993
>angloboo k-ons

>>67571031
What a fucking cracking arse

Don't get all the benders on here saying they wouldn't shag her

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>>67570955
He really wants to treat me like a sultry alter boy by the looks of it

>>67571010
He's not wrong though. Literally everything women do is to make themselves look better. They have no conception of individual power or growth.

How the fuck is it possible to not have had sex by now if you arent deformed?

>>67570867
>based off an adult visual novel
Better be good lad

>>67570937
yeah

>>67570990

Have had airport jobsworths rifle through every page of infinite jest before

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so disappointing that blackgf2016 stopped responding to me :/

>>67570946
Pics of her in a bikini were a breach of privacy

It is now unlawful to post them

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>>67571070
>giving money to women

>>67570835
>Love the way u think it's simply amazing
What's more pathetic is the runt who posted this. He's actually replying to this inane post with an even more meaningless post. Beginning to believe normies are truly at the pinnacle of shitposting, they've reached post post post post irony

>took some change I had built up in my cup holder in my car and jar at home to one of those change sorters at Tesco
>extortionate rates but cba counting and separating it
>expecting about £20-£25
>just shy of £50

Not bad.

Think i'm gonna get myself one of those big cola bottles and wait until I've filled it up. Where do I get one from?

>>67571082
virgins don't care about bodies they just want a nice face
how bloody gay haha

>>67571031
Cracking body but a face like a rottweiler.

>>67570985
they all destroyed your mother's anus and pussy as well.. and her health

>>67571095
A few lewd scenes in it yeah

Saras face on Rosie's body

>>67570865
just fuck the cute lads

going to get pissed on my own

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>>67571053
Just because you've only met plain jane boring english girls that aren't pretty, intelligent, original, creative, funny or down to earth doesn't mean all women are worthless.

The vast majority of men are utter cretins, and the good share of women are either ugly, unintelligent or crazy. Both there are wonderful women out there, they're probably out of your reach though.

>>67571070
Would give her 1p if it were anonymous

>>67571129
Any old paki owned 'gift/card' shop.

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/798109582270689280

>>67571120
What are you talking about, Rasheed?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

really really mad and angry

i should go to bed and just drown in misery, then i usually feel better in the morning LOL

>>67571129
i got £82 the other day but i counted mine and took them to the bank

>>67571166
bit autistic

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>>67571074

k-ons will never love Estonia

Alisha is the best because she acknowledged us.
Rosy is a whore that knows we exist but thinks she's too good for us
Sara is an angel so I'm not mad that she doesn't acknowledge us mere mortals

Come play a game with robots

https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=lIBC&k=Hqm

>>67571159
might do same hah ah

Would pay £200 for an hour with Rosy no joke of a lie

the runts wont like this one bit
>>>/g/57573219
they'll be dancing to my tune in no time, like runtpuppets on runtstrings

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>>67571163

>>67571094
Everyone around me is a paki or black

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>>67571176
http://news.sky.com/story/princess-beatrice-wins-bikini-photo-privacy-battle-against-daily-mail-website-mailonline-10662121

>>67571195
rosy is the best because she's prime wank material
do not care about following their personality or any of that other shit

>>67571243
bit sexist

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this thread

>>67571129
Some big banks have change machines m8

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>>67571195
when did aisha acknowledge us

>>67571192
>being a *boo
SELECT image FROM pictures WHERE vomit="yes";

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>>67571271

>>67571206
Only if I get to punch her

>>67570865
I'll try find the pic

how many wanks have you had over rosy lads?

i'd say 10-12 personally

>>67571195
Who are these cunts? Is this some normie social media gaybo-ism?

gwing out
might kill myself before i come home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3RXHOTMmLw#t=30s

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>67571101
did you order it from the UK?

>>67571284
>>67571271
Same flag in both pics

Poetry

>>67571306
2 or 3

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>>67571226
Sue me

Doing some CV work lads.

Any suggestions for what I can stream in the background on my TV?

Will take any non-runt suggestions

>>67571284
orchestrating this is the highlight of my /brit/ career

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how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

>>67571313
dusty this lad should be ashamed and cut your cock off and stuff it up your arse! jessie boy..

>>67571338
would

have you ever watched two animals fight for the alpha male position within a clan?

it's so epic.

even teeth get used.

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the last time i had a real thanksgiving dinner was about 20 years ago desu

mum just called and asked if I'd be ok being the legal guardian of my younger sister if they both died

worry ://///////

>>67571271
Panhead told her

>>67571358
shit

but /GF2029/ is looking good

>>67571351
Tell us the story again pops

>>67571358
it was a success

got myself a chinese gf from tinder

>>67571358
DELETE THIS

>>67571358
horribly lad

>>67571338
Fuuuug

>>67571375
it's better to plan for that eventuality than not

>>67571375
if she's cute you can give her to me ;)

>>67571358
watching babestation constantly, so pretty good yeah

>>67571375
That doesnt sound like a murder suicide in waiting at all

quite like the babestation gimmick

>>67570268
I dug deeper and her sister just recently married another investment banker type guy lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uih8blPcI48

choon

https://twitter.com/xsafin/status/799651067399208960
screeching

>>67571396
pics

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>>67571338
SWIGGETY SWOOTY

DAT ROYAL BOOTY

>>67571338
This is honestly the perfect female shape, not even a numale faggot

>>67571358
currently have a so called "gf"

>>67571338
thiccc

Can anybody remember that website a few of us used to frequent where you put youtube videos in a queue and could chat with the lads whilst they played?

>>67571358
kissed three girls, got one number, she didn't reply

>>67571386
>she posted her curiouscat on twitter (website where you anonymously ask questions)
>gets posted here
>/brit/ bombards her (and rosy)
>they learn of us and get a bit upset
>calms down and i then convinced her we're good guys and to post the timestamp

>>67571505
the sink

>>67571505
Are you thinking of youtube?

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Use your teeth to hold his knife hand while you use your extra arm strength to drive the knife in your right hand straight into his heart!

>>67571358
I have no bf yet

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>>67571338
thought she was a roight munter up until now desu

wew dem baby birthing hips :^D

>>67571505
synchtube, instasync etc.

they're dead

>>67571505
plug dj

>>67571464
get in there lad, and spend all the money

>>67571505
something tube

genuinely can't remember though

synchtube I think, just came to me whilst typing

>>67571532
jesus christ it's jason bourne

>>67571509
>i then convinced her we're good guys

Would like a blow by blow of how exactly this occurred

What exactly did you say to her?

You must be a some kind of master persuader, we're the epitome of everything she loathes.

>>67571516
>shaven

DROPPED

>>67571358

got one, lost one. 2016 is currently equal balance.

>>67571216
have you ever had sex?

Move to a town like cambridge, oxford or london. You'll meet quality girls.

>>67571328
ye

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>>67571505
i member

>was happy an hour ago
>now feel awful
hmm ah yes