/brit/

ANIFUCKINGME

anime

first for yanks and leafs fuck off

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anibe

maisie

>>67567572
stellar post

>>67567580
look at the directory on his laptop dingus

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Reminder to be careful and please don't approach shadow puppet t-rexes

>>67567625
how do we know his name isn't alexander williams?

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>grandad, why are there no photos of you from the ages of 14 to 24?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZSDYCccndo

CHOON

>>67567652
That's the applicant you melon

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Who /radical centrist/ here

>>67567654
Fucking hell lad

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The gf

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>gonna get high and watch anime haha

>>67567697
wait, luddy is in charge of hiring people?

why are we making fun of him again?

name good games i can sink my soul into

>>67567647

You need a degree for PR

>>67567718
>g

If I get dubs it means I'm going to win the Euromillions tonight

>>67567743
Tetris

>>67567543
That's princess Margaret you fucking mong

>>67567654
Because im not a narcissistic cunt little timmy

Pleased to EAT you. hahahahah

>>67567735
Hope you don't apply for one cos he might post your cv here

>>67567743
STALKER tbqh lad

>>67567735
>luddy
juddy
>why are we making fun of him again
you know why, juddy

Willy Wonka sounds deadly close to Willy Wanka

>>67567654
I don't think I'd want to show my grandkids pictures of me during my trap days

>>67567783
that would mean I was living in or around birmingham. Would top myself before then

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liar and the qt

>>67567773
I said that as I was about to go down on a girl in uni and she suddenly remembered she had to be somewhere here and left

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nationalise the daveways

>>67567802
>jud
>juden
wow

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my Queen 2bh

>>67567718
want shaylyn to smite my bollocks between her biceps

What would be the first, ridiculously big major purchase you'd make if you won the lottery tonight?

>>67567885
your mum

she'd be a pretty big purchase

>>67567885
1 bed apt in london

Mum and dad are arguing again

>>67567859
dat schnoz

>>67567763
Same thing

>>67567885
I don't know

I'm already rich and I have great difficulty spending my wealth as it is

>>67567885
a relatively nice car

>>67567885
4chan. I'd ban all the anime.

>>67567885
probably invest it in a very low yield bond

why are you not working on improving yourself right now instead of shitposting with a bunch of unemployed chavs on a forum for anime autists too thick to use reddit

feeling moody and listening to the killers lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4YK-DEkvcw

How do I initiate normal conversation with a girl

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gf is giving me cummies later lads

>>67567859
bet she's vanilla af in bed
probably just lies there like you should be grateful you're even in the same room as her

>>67567992
actually quit /brit/ for a couple days and spent much more time reading/considering exercise
but here i am again

Feeling a wee bit down lads

>>67567654
This is the most relatable post I've ever read

>>67567885
Depends how much, but the order of things I'd do:

>Pay off any sibling and parental mortgage and debt and give them 10%
>Speak to a financial advisor and have some put in safe stocks, some in bonds and invest in some property
>Book a holiday to Barbados
>Buy a house in the highlands, a house in France, an apartment in London and a house somewhere in America/Caribbean
>Buy all the books I want
>Spend my day reading by the sea
>Occasionally come back to the UK to prepare for a run to be an MP/ make a donation big enough to get me a safe seat.

>>67568000
Tell her all about the jews

>>67567885
there's nothing I need or wwant that money can buy

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>they're using the single level cars

Not a fan

Important research lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11679915
http://www.strawpoll.me/11679915
http://www.strawpoll.me/11679915

the copper checked me for id while i was high lads

work experience girl fainted at work today.

luckily it was in a hospital so had loads of nurses and doctors to help her.

i was busy helping actually ill people so didn't help her.

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Why do you rarely see any British flags in other generals?

>>67568052

>Buy all the books I want

I'd probably splurge a lot on my own personal library but I'd also try and do some start up thing relating to scientific research on the Martian ice caps and under sea shit.

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>>67568052
most uncreative mindless post itt

>>67568039
>considering exercise

>>67568061
why is your platform so low?

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What did he mean by this?

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science is a religion

>>67568092
>Used to be jealous of my mate who is about to become a doctor
>Used to be mad jelly of his money and being able to call himself a doctor
>Told me that half of his days involved sticking his fingers up people's arses and dealing with ill chavs

yeah, na, I'm alright

>>67568110
because they're somehow worse than /brit/

*considers exercise*
today has been a good day

time to crack open a beer and have a fag

>>67568075
>digs

fuck off mum

>>67568039

welcome back son.

>>67568150
(((science)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-4aZPmj8tw

choon

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>>67568075
>only person in this thread that has my own house

>>67568075
>us

>>67568120
>Uncreative
>Sets the framework for making sure my money doesn't disappear and I have sustainable income AND I do the things that make me happy

Hmmm, really made me think. Or am I meant to blow it on shit cars i don't care about?

Funny how all you Brits act so hard
I would have put this guy face down in the ground with no hesitation

https://youtu.be/E5qSGZFUwbE

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thoughts

>>67567654

Fuck. How did you know?

>>67567969
this lad knows how to live

>>67568151
luckily i work in neurology so dont see any of that

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>>67568183
good lad good chune but im listening to klaus schulze - ludwig von bayern atm

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Ludders I need a job
>work experience
2 years warehouse work and a year in retail
>education
B/Cs in my GCSEs
>about me
The kpop groups I like are f(x), BESTie, and Oh My Girl and I play videogames, hardworking and goodish social skills

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>>67568121
yep

I googled "clarks desert boots" once and now I see adverts for them on every website I visit. I literally don't see ads for anything else except on porn sites

>>67568200
I smoked weed with malia at Lollapalooza

wonder who that swedish poster who shitposts about black cock and posts legit CP is irl

>>67567654
i dont understand lads

>>67568129
The doors are low

The platforms are much higher on the metro

ahhh it's mad

>>67568151
always wondered why someone would specialise in bumology tby

>>67568184
How do you have your own house? How old are you?

>>67568121
*wallows in my own grease, fat and misery*
*considers getting up to do something about my disgusting self*
nah fuck that, aint no body got time for that
*watches anime and kpop*

>>67568160
actually stopped smoking ciggies too
i know that i was less than a week away from picking up weights

>>67568253
He's literally a Haitian asylum seeker, not Swedish

>>67568253
dark skinned gentleman from haiti

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Hasn't this cunt been banging on about leaving the EU on Question Time for years?

drillaz

>>67568197
>>Uncreative
>>Book a holiday to Barbados
>>Buy a house

>>67568290
>>67568291
>haiti
>Haitian
proofs??

>>67568297
the hitchenses are special snowflakes
brexit is probably too mainstream for him

>Iraqi PMU Kata'ib Hezbollah announced that orders have been issued to target Turkish jets flying over Tal Afar - west Mosul

based

>>67568297
he's a contrarian. He argues against whatever is popular

>Nige: Lieutenant Frank Drebbin

Absolutely HOWLING! ngl

>>67568282
not smoking when you're a neet is quite a lot easier than not smoking when you're working desu ime

unironically prefer hard drugs to alcohol

>>67568311
I'm surprised too. The vast majority of Haitians go to Miami, NYC, Montreal or France

t. descendent of Haitian refugee

>>67568297
probably because it's driven by uncultured lower classes

>>67568309
Well Barbados is a beautiful island, not sure what's wrong with that, unless you want some unique 'le euphoric individual ' response and say I'm gonna move to Outer Mongolia which I wouldn't.

Also

>Buying property to live in?

God how boring, why don't I just live on the streets?

Fuck me imagine being this contrarian.

I like to think I'm not a complete loser despite all signs pointing to it being the case.

>>67568357
alcohol IS a hard drug
amazes me that people drink literal poison like it's nothing

>>67568357
who doesn't

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>had no friends for school and sixth form
>got to uni, made friends, went out every friday night
>gradually lost them all

When you said you'll never be alone,
You'll never be alone again.
You're alone again, you're alone again, you're alone again.

>>67568271
it's called having a job
gl with your media studies course at york uni tho mate

Literally the best option

Anyone who says otherwise is a chav
>>67568052

>>67568340
>pronounced 'left tenant'

ah yes makes perfect sense

>>67568329
>supporting Muslims

Get out

>>67568387
loool mad

Imagine buying a house in Britain

DA MAINSTREEM MEDIER

>>67568381
alcohol isn't a drug. its a drink.

>>67568379
Eventually ill turn it all around 2bh>>67568379

>>67568400
I have a job but I live in london and buying a house is unimaginable.
I did literally go to york uni though, that's a bit spooky.

Steve jobs would go mental if he saw the bloody STATE of apple right now

Bath, Lancaster, London

Kate Nash

>>67568424
alcohol is a chemical compound

>>67568410
>an (You)

my work is done

>>67568429
I thought I would too. I'm 24 and things are worse than ever now.

>>67568412
>not supporting muslims killing muslims
you get out

>>67568419
Not an arguement

>>67567942
I can help you

Slept from 1-6 this afternoon/evening

Sleeping pattern is fucked

was gonna do a post but decided against it

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>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

>>67568434
>I did literally go to york uni
>buying a house is unimaginable
woah
colour me surprised

>>67568454
>n
remove this immediately

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>People who think weed is safer than alcohol

>>67568347
maybe, although when you don't occupy your time with anything you will find reasons to do minor things like leaving your seat and popping outside for one (although i only have that problem with weed since i've lately stopped bothering with it when all i have is baccy)
college was the most difficult as it was pretty ubiquitous there

Having cold sweats about the prospect of graduating and going into the real world

>>67568462
>not supporting ISIS

How does that bluepill taste?

>another billion being poured into Kings Cross

northerners on suicide watch

>>67568490
fuck off durham

lads im too zooted and i shall go to a rave later

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>it's another 2 page chapter

>>67568488
What's the pay like?

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>>67568515
delete this

>>67568526
>Graduated
>Did a panic and couldn't get a job
>Got a job
>Lost said job
>As fucked as ever
>All my mates with the same/worse degrees are all in ridiculous jobs

Literally graduation is shit. If you don't already live in London prepare to be miserable as fuck, every good job is in London so you either move there and live in poverty or suffer.

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>zooted

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>>67568560
The only hobby you'll have enough money to sustain is folding paper over until it looks a bit like a dinosaur

>All the good jobs are in London
>Can never afford a house in London

What do lads

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Weirds me out that there's this professional side to 4chan tb h

Like people actually take this seriously

what the fuck is the postcode lottery

>>67568458
nearly escaped and got on the ladder.

turns out the lady I was moving in with was bonking another man, now I'm back living with me mam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsrR3sLOFdM

the fookin coppa checkd on us were fookin white bloody hell lads

>>67568606
>>>/po/

Took first year for granted

>>67568616
it's like the normal lottery, but post codes enter. if your post code wins everyone in it splits the winnings

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real football back tomorrow

>>67568615
I'd pay good money to see the kind of cringe that gets submitted.

>>67568630
fuck up froggins

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Imagine the state of people who are filling out janitor applications as we speak

boggles the mind truly

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>>67568566
suffering in my 5 bedroom house with a 3-day work week and only earning £43k right now in cheshire
hard life

>>67568613
Personally planning to leave this rainy shithole for greener pastures

>>67568653
>tfw still haven't won the postcode lottery
JUST

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me

>>67568674
i had haschich in my balls turn up

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why are feminists so obsessed with vaginas
MRAs don't go on and on about their dicks

>>67568678
>50 years old

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TMZ is doing an hour long special on trump's life in about 8 hours lads

If dubs we're all going to win the Euromillions tonight

I've noticed the "shan't be doing X" meme is catching on lads

25 bedroom house in Devon 1 day work week and £175k earnings

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Open fire

>>67568722
Even if I didn't play ?

>>67568679
Doing what?

Can't think of many jobs that somebody would get paid 43k a year for a 3 day week, particularly outside of London. Especially as young as you probably are.

Sounds like bullshit lad.

>>67568686
Where though? Where can anybody who isn't extremely skilled emigrate to? I'd only go to America but they have the same problem in literally any place worth living.

>>67568075

I have enough for a deposit but I'm still living at home, the thought of being chained to a mortgage makes me ill

really don't feel like living desu ngl

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU

>women

>>67568754
This.

It gives me cold sweats, the thought of having to pay every month and failure would mean I'd lose all the money and be fucked.

Also the fact that I could never just up sticks and fuck off.

>>67568715
Men don't need to go on about their dicks because we live in a male-dominated society, a mans privilege is passive-oppressive toward women, god bless these women letting the world know that someone with a vagina can be just as good as a man :)

Anyone want their arse handed to them?

Apply here.

>>67568515
GOOD post

>>67568769
same

Casey Calvert is my current pornfu

>>67568780
>Also the fact that I could never just up sticks and fuck off.

Have you ever done that to date?

Do you ever feel anticipatory excitement for no reason?

>>67568705
ive been walkin round with a lump of hash in my pocket for a week and only just found it aha

might watch the thick of it again lads

it's actually the goat comedy

shoes lol!

>>67568747
>Where though?
Somewhere in Europe using my Irish passport

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Part of my willy is red raw from fucking the homemade fleshlight twice last night. Might not be able to wank much this weekend.

>>67568817
i get this a lot

usually after i make a good post and i know when the thread updates i'll be bombarded with (you)'s

>>67568815
Yes, why?

>>67568769
Same la

Unironically wish I lived in a tribe and I could just go hunting and swimming all day and fuck tribal qts until I died of a cold

>>67568667
where is the infamous hacker known as 4chan when you need him

No I've seen this entire thread before, I've just been smashed with heavy Deja Vu, every word, every post, I've seen it before.

>>67568821
I was rewatching it last night
>you're about as secure as a hymen in a south london comprehensive
Are there any other comedies like it? Is veep any good?

lmao'ing at your life

>>67568857
Most people who talk about picking up and moving on a whim (ie people upset they can now not decide to move to Germany one day) are the sort of people who never have and never will. They just want something to complain about.

>>67568840
I also have an Irish passport but I can't speak any second languages so not sure how the fuck that would work.

Thinking of teaching English somewhere in Spain or something

london is the greatest place on earth

doing a poo

>>67568850
post it

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>>67568776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_7YljktTE

No lad, this is a woman

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Me on the left

>>67568747
Contain your jelly while waking up to morning prayer in your mums council flat, Mohammad.

>>67568858
by this logic nevada should be an anime powerhouse

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Keeley in tights tonight :)

>>67568909
Is that Daniel Radcliffe?

>>67568889
veep is worth a watch but no where near as good

>>67567543
was on the verge of having another depersonalization experience but then i took a poo and it went away

>>67568850
I'll lick it better x

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I like playing tactical first-person shooters because winning over the other team takes strategy alongside special weapons and tactics. Just like in a game of chess.

Multiple strategies. Randomly picked for each round. Teamwork is a bonus (not everyone has it).

>>67568895
>>67568840
Christ you two basket cases can't think of a single English speaking country to move to with an IRISH passport

>>67568925
kek

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>>67568909
CRINGED

Closed the tab after a minute

Fucking hell

Don't know how people find women 2bh

And don't say Tinder. I can't use that.

>>67568945
>>67568938
won't be reading either of these

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the so-called sweatbox

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Ah £390 million to refurbish Buckingham Palace, royals must be working really hard to afford that eh

>>67568892
remember all those people who said they were going to move to canada if trump won and didn't?
lel

>>67568954
alri haiti

FUCK i just wanna live in remote new zealand with me mates in big wooden houses building furniture and shit and making enough money to eat and ski and beer and smoke

im hating this whole life trajectory thing

>>67568929
weeeeeeeeeeeeeew

I'LL GIVE YA A CHINESE BURN

how the fuck do I get mates and a boyfriend?

>>67569001
give me a chinese wank

>>67568963
Be social, go out, join clubs.

The problem is women have a nose for desperation so if you do any of that JUST to meet women, prepare to be rejected.

Basically if you're not naturally social, you're fucked.

another friday night in bed drinking stellas

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oh boy

>>67569031
Literally why the fuck else would anyone join societies and clubs and shite?

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just ate the 'set meal for 4 people' from my local chinese

>>67568968
very nice

Might go to Lake Bled instead of Vilnius which was instead of Copenhagen

>The Queen has been awarded a 66% pay rise to fund a £369m 10-year refit of Buckingham Palace designed to future-proof the ageing building, it has been announced.

>no money for people with life-ruining disabilities
>somehow hundreds of millions for some old cow to do up her council house

>>67569031
Do all of those 2bh, and I join social things based on what I'll enjoy, not women.

Still nothing happens though. That and when I think I'm getting close to a girl it turns out she was just being friendly.

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>tfw no qt3.14 abnormie gf with mental health issues to lose my virginity to and kill me in my sleep for not giving her enough attention

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bout to fuck my back right up because I'm going to try some handstand push ups

>>67568946
Ireland is dire lad.

Anywhere out of Dublin is a backwater shithole and Dublin is as bad as London in terms of property prices, just less jobs and they hate the English.

>>67568892
Yeah but I don't even mean moving around the world, just doing something like moving from here to London or somewhere else.

>>67569072
rasheed

Haven't wanked in 4 days

>>67569044
looks like the head of hr where I work

>>67569050
to have fun

>>67569013
my trick is to rewind time three years and then not fuck everything up

>>67569111
congratulations

>>67569094

It's because of your negative, beta body language

Ugly men can get women because they still exude confidence and dominance despite their ugly face

>>67568909
horseface

would still bulldoze her back doors to smithereens

>>67569129
Hmm, I was thinking about doing that, it would solve literally everything.

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>>67569072
Stay mad Muhammad

>>67569103
this is true

>>67569098
I'd happily take a mental girl as I'm mental too.

tfw you realise everyone on this thread is either non-british or a 14 y/old edgy kid with no mates irl

How do I open my third eye lads?

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what are the main damages done to the body caused by the different hard drugs?

like how alcohol fucks up your liver and cigarettes fuck up your lungs etc ... what organs or whatever do heroin and meth etc particularly damage?

Haven't wanked in 3 hours

>>67569062
thicc

>>67568976
you're talking about the other swede

>>67569124
>talking to runts about their boring, shite lives
>fun

Do not understand this gimmick

See you next week then, we'll have that pint, go see my brother.

>>67569151
Tbh lad if I was fucling loaded I'd love nothing more than to move to the Irish county, it's beautiful, but as a poor graduate in his early 20s I can't think of anything I could get form moving there.

Thanks for the emergency passport though.

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>>67569129
teach me how

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MANESTREEM MEDIUR

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whats this....

>>67569201
then what are you doing here haha

>>67569140
Actually it's the opposite. I come across as over confident and arrogant. Which I kind of am. Even though I hate myself.

>>67569166

everything

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>>67568909
>that mustache

DROPPED

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Tell me tv series where I can get same british comfiness what was in Hercule Poirot, The Crown and Downton Abbey

>>67569166
>cocaine
heart
>meth
heart
>other doey fasty drugs
heart

>>67569121
would take a dismissal on the grounds of sexual harassment
worth it

>>67569157
i'm actually a 6'5", /fit/, making 400k a year with lots of friends and 5 gfs on the go

>>67569166
It will take you literally 2 seconds to Google that you fucking Irish cunt

>>67569111
wank and cum into my mouth, I'll swallow every last delicious drop x

lads help.

I work as a lobbyist (that means I work for a company and meet with MPs and shit and analyse government policy on behalf of my company to see how it affects us.)

What do you think the chances of me being able to transfer to law are. Is this experience useful?

>>67569219
smelly poof, it must be for you mate

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i'm balling lads

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ah yes

>south korea is censored on google maps
>north korea is uncensored and fully mapped

hmm

>>67569219
looks like mdma but ive never seen it that white

>>67569166
Heroin affects the brain worst

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>>67569232
fuck off, go watch your own country's shit

>>67569232
Inbetweeners, Alan Partridge, Two Pints of larger and a packet of Crisps

My cock is hard and throbbing lads, it's leaking precum and I haven't even touched it

>>67569221
Talking isn't typing m8

Get a good few minutes to think about my reply

probably why I'm so shite at regular conversation haha

>>67569245
>5 gfs on the go

Always thought this sounded shit 2bh. I just want one qt who I'd be faithful to.

>>67569303
give it a suck from me x

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>>67569294

Does anyone do speed these days

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>>67569216
>'Infowars Nightly News' backdrop is literally a poster pinned to the wall

>>67569303
you're welcome lad x

>>67569157
actually i'm an edgy 20 year old with no mates irl

same as I was when I was 14 tb h

>>67569317
will do x
want me to swallow too?

>>67569232
Vicar of Dibley
Only Fools and Horses

got 2 red UPS xtc in my pocket got my powerade

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>>67569280
>Worked all year
>This is all I have to show for it

Ah yes, my life.

Before anybody asks why I have three accounts, one is help to buy, one is a savings account that drips money into the help to buy and one is my current account

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going down the offie, anyone want owt?

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>I just want one qt who I'd be faithful to.

beta award goes to this guy

>>67569324
ye
gotta go fast

>>67569308
well you do actually do things at societies like watch anime

>>67569324
>speed
FOY

>>67569219
got 4 bombs in me wallet for sat wawooo

was proper plagooed off the same stuff last fri

>>67569157

Actually I'm a 28 year old edgy loner with no mates irl

>>67569340
can i suck you and bum you lad? x

>>67569380
>got 4 bombs in me wallet
rasheed

>>67569352
yes, get that big load down your throat x

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>Help to Buy
>£2,401.92

>>67569157
im 19 but i've got the mental maturity of a 14 year old

>>67569312
fucking gaylord rofl just admit you want a boyfriend idiot

>>67569373
I literally don't enjoy doing anything, so societies are just pointless for me

>>67569362
I hope, for everyone's sake, that you become a statistic on your way home.

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The apprentice at work asked me what I was doing at the weekend, I panicked and said I was going to the cinema on saturday, she asked me where, I said the trafford centre, she said she's going to the trafford centre on saturday

>>67568183
Wow good taste, far better than I'd expect from /brit/ Last Refuge of a Scoundrel is by far the best DnB album this year too.

>>67568974
>tfw we didnt get a bunch of white refugees

i wish it wasn't impossible for 1st worlders to immigrate here

>>67569213
my preferred method is to bludgeon myself into a coma where I exist in a dream world where I said yes to previously missed opportunities

it's bliss

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