/éire/

Shit edition

Got banned for being too Left Wing on r/Ireland again lads

I'm a pure blood Englishman but I identify as Irish.

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patriotic edition

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>>67564820

Shut the fuck up you priest

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Decent edition

Nice amount of union jacks here lads.

>autistic full of brit flags edition
ah yes, must be the weekend
See you all monday when actual Irish people start posting again

>>67565100
Brits
>>>>>>>/out/

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>7 Unions jacks to 2 Tricolours
Why does this keep happening? Why don't they just stay in /brit/?

>>67565129
t. Anime poster
>>67565171
t. Anime poster

>>67565144
You first

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>>67565171
they love us

>>67565171
The Irish keep moving to superior countries.

just filter union jacks you mongs

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>>67565171

The Taigs need to go home

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>>67565243
>full of pakis
>superior
O i am laffin

>>67565293
>missing out on Nordie's posts
>"mongs"
Jackeen detected

>>67565304
Why'd you move here then?

>>67564056
They're trying to get the 8th amendment in our constitution which bans abortion repealed.

Of course "repealed" will mean "you can never restrict abortions ever", but I fear a lot of moronic normies will be taken in by the myth that abortion needs to be "lightly" legalised, because some Indian woman died from complications which weren't judged by the doctors to be suitable cause to "abort" the child.
If the doctor had decided to remove the child, it wouldn't have been punished as just a frivolous abortion, and if the mother had died anyway, it's likely the (((Irish Times))) and the feminists would have used it as a rallying cry for mass infanticide of healthy children.

That's leaving out the impolite things that could be said about this case - that Ireland does not need more Indian "anchor babies", and that Indians as a nation are known for congenital problems in their offspring.

>>67564236
I'm only familiar with these two YouTube channels.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDhuG96y6kUT7tcFgHGj1Ug/featured

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCje9sy3kHqbevkRoeVd6LtA/featured

They're derived from the "Alt-Right", but am emphasis on Irishness to some extent filters out Americanised faux-traditionalist sentiment (muh white [read: Anglo] "solidarity", muh Hitlerism, muh Nordic Viking paganism).

This video is pretty funny too. Wonder how many regular people listened to this on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcwuXEjMaqw

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>>67565433
I'm in the north of Ireland
Why are you in /éire/?

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>tfw no average irish gf
brist out

What do you lads think about replacing the Seanad with a federalised system to reincorporate the north? Transfer its legislative duties (e.g. amending bills and stuff for the Dáil) to the Council of State instead, and let the Seanad deal with minor issues (basically a mix between the Seanad and the local councils we have now - Senators, Councillors, Mayors and Governors [one for each province] will sit in the Seanad).

>>67565580
Deserved it

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>>67565580
> Nicholas (aged 14) and Paul (aged 15) were killed by the blast

>>67565705
Deserved it desu

>>67565705
better dead than getting sodomized by him I reckon

>>67565499
If you're in Ireland why are you posting with a Union Jack lmao?

>>67565705
Better dead than growing up to be English.

GO ON /BRIT/ BRITISH BONGS GO ON HOME
DON'T YOU HAVE THE FUCKING GENERAL OF YOUR OWN
FOR EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS
WE FOUGHT YOU WITHOUT FEAR
AND WE WILL FIGHT FOR EIGHT HUNDRED MORE
t. My cousin is married to the Irishman and they are living in Dublin now

>>67565613
>a federalised system to reincorporate the north?

How do we do that without having the North back beforehand?

I'd be up for abolishing the "Seanad". The government needs to be simplified more than complicated.

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>>67565732
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>>67565499
>I'm in the north of Ireland
Oh, you mean Northern Ireland - that part of the UK?

>>67565804
Because 1 third of it is dedicated to Saint Patrick :^)

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>>67565860
>Northern Ireland
Sorry?

>>67565876
But then why do all the other Irish people have that mouldy french one?

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>>67565924
>being this triggered by geopolitical realities

>there are people ITT who actually respect Northerners
HOWLING

>>67565991
>geopolitical realities
Can't say I'm aware of what your referring to lad

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>>67566049
Well, that's your fault, not mine.

I'm ashamed of my fellow country men.

All born in this Isle are Irish. Regardless of boarders imposed by an other nation.

Those who can so easily forget about our brothers and sisters up north, are more British than those don't.

>>67565931
To annoy you

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>>67565580
Celebrating the murder of children and pensioners isn't very christian.

>>67566140
Best post that's ever graced this or any other general

>>67566140
The culture up there is completely different lad. Nationality is a fact of memes, not genes. The culture you grow into is what nationality you are, and Northern """Irish""" culture is very, very different to real Irish culture.

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>>67566216
Quiet Nordie.

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>>67566267
H E R E S Y

>>67566267
objectively true post

>>67566267
There's absolutely no difference lad. If you spent any time at all around northern Catholics you'd know that. We're a bit rougher but it's mostly the same
There's no such thing as "northern irish culture"

>>67566140
>All born in this Isle are Irish
>niggers and gooks give birth to their welps on this island
>"you're irish of course:D"

Fuck off. Ireland is right of blood not right of soil.

>>67566267
>are cultcher
Fuck off, little John.

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>>67566267
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

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jaguar

>>67566267
There is no northern Irish culture.
There is Irish and there is "" ulster Scots""" (which isnt much of a culture).
What you're quick to forget is the generations that grew up during a war, and constant violence. Of course that will mould a generation to be different.

If it were you and I to be born up there - I could assure you that we'd feel as Irish as the Irish down south.

>>67566448
Fuck off tick. Blacks and gooks know bloody well they're not Irish.

>>67566509
Stopped coming here when everyone figured out it was a girl.

>>67566478
>posting anime
>naming it pencil when it's a fucking pen

Christ I hate you pedos.

>>67566524
>Blacks and gooks know bloody well they're not Irish
Then being Irish is not jus soli like you said you fucking cuckold.

>>67565580

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

>>67566524
Excellent post

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>>67566554
>/éire/ is finally free of women
What a time to be alive.

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>>67566574
Renamed it pen.

Happy?

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>>67566554
>implying she stopped coming

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>>67566691
>spelling doughnut the American way

friendly reminder that the northernmost part of Ireland is in Donegal, not the 6 counties

NORTH EASTERN Ireland not NORTHERN IRELAND okay. praise gerry adams.

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>tfw all my /eire/ threads do Iron Man numbers

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>>67566748
It's just a filename :/

>>67566748
who cares how what spelling irish people use?
english is a foreign language regardless

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Hullo Hullo

We are the Billy boys

Hullo Hullo

You'll know us by our noise

We're up to our knees in fenian blood, surrender or you'll die

For we are the Billy Brigton boys!

>>67566772
Hahaha fuck she just melts. Fair play to conzo

>>67566820
It's not foreign, it's native.
No one in this thread has native Irish.

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Tell me an embarrassing fact about yourself lads


https://youtube.com/watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs

>tfw know this off by heart

>>67567106
I do actually.

Go fuck yourself cunt.

Poland is crowing Jesus Christ as their King
Why don't we make Jesus our Ard Rí?

>>67567184
I post on 4chan

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>>67566524
The catholics here are increasingly starting to identify as Northern Irish. It's happening to the protestants too, but not as much.

>>67567273
Source?

>>67567191
Cinnte...
Taispeáin dúinn mar sin.

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>>67567273
You can only have a nationality of a nation.
Northern Irish isn't even a country.

>>67567483
Cén fáth?
Táim anseo chun taitneamh a bhaint as an autism, ní chun mo Ghaeilge a theaspáint duitse.

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Damn.....

>>67567335
census

>>67567664
Absolute madman

>>67567607
Ní chreidim mé go bhfuil tú i do chainteoir dúchais.

>>67567870
Táim, ach níl sé tábhachtach dom chun é a dhearbhaigh duit.

There wasn't even a point to your anti-national shilling before you made that incorrect assertion anyway.

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Just ran into some Mormons when walking the dog, had to explain to them that they aren't very christian.

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>>67568166
Good work this time.

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>these 2 retards trying to 1 up each other with b2 grade Gaeilge

>>67568285
I'd like to see a full 4chan style argument as Gaeilge

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>>67568285
>this Nordie who only has B2 English

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irish and english people are the exact same

this whole conflict is just an extremely long historical meme desu

>>67568443
>irish and english people are the exact same
>the irish are subhuman
which is it nigel?

>>67568317
Sadly Irish doesn't have the variety or specificity of phrases English has on either the "academic" or slang levels.

Sad, because it's the consequence of having our language suppressed for ~800 years, but at least there is still room left within it for revision by a proper Acadamie Francaise-style "top down" reformation of the language, because the current crop of lazy jobbers haven't bothered to do that yet.
I would say "Make Gaeilge Great Again", but there isn't a word for "great" that fits that phrasing!

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>>67568443
Nah, you're not good enough to be Irish.

>beady eyes
>homosexual tendencies
>heretics
>amoral crooks

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All the radio stations are trying to make me feel sympathy for the "undocumented Irish" in the US that are set to be thrown out by Trump. As if I give a shit about the traitorous bastards who can't even be bothered to register in the country they run away to

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>>67568825
>Acadamie Francaise-style "top down" reformation of the language, because the current crop of lazy jobbers haven't bothered to do that yet.
Doesn't work. Believe me.

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>>67568671

This. zero consistency. They say we're the same or they spam Bridget McBruiser comics.


And anyways my AncestryDNA test says we're different.

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>>67568912
To be fair, the laws are a bit ridiculous over there when it comes to letting middle-class white people in.

>>67568948
Tell me more.

>>67569171
Irish Émigrées are rarely middle class

>>67568912
This.
>muh undocumented Irish!!
Well, if you don't want to be afraid of deportation, don't break the fucking law?

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>>67569171
>Tell me more.
They don't seem to realise that they are fighting a losing battle against the encroachment of English in everyday French parlance. Sure, their policies and made-up translations of English words may find their way into official use by means of government obligation, but virtually nobody follows their "rules" on a casual basis. This is exacerbated by how out of touch the department is.

My favourite example is when they introduced a French alternative for "Wifi" that was basically a 3 word phrase that translated to "Internet without wires". Of course, nobody used it - not even officially because it was just so cumbersome. So "wifi", like many other English words, stuck - or as the French say "wee-fee"

>>67569763
Loanwords have always existed though, that doesn't mean the languages itself can't undergo changes. Restaurant, Entrepreneur etc are all French words that made their way into English.

You can still introduce your own words, just don't do it in a nonsensical way. As far as I'm aware, most languages just copy the English word for internet - Irish is an exception with idirlion.

The problem is how you promote the words and slang. Let it develop naturally.

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>>67569895
Slang will only develop naturally if communities of people are speaking a language together as their main means of communication over an extended period of time. Of course the media is also a key component in this too.

I do like the word "Idirlíon" though. That was a good translation.

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>/éire/ thread
>nobody invites me

>>67570433
all me

>>67570472
My first thought too.

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>>67570266
Well, you can always make your dialect/slang a language by law and invent a form of grammar to it and force people to speak it because if they dont ,they will never earn more than the minimal wage.
As a small bonus you can make provincial Germans a bit salty because they will never be able to do such a thing

>>67570433
thanks for the (You)s

>>67570433
mama mia thats a spicy meatball

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>>67570530
Sounds like what the Unionists want to do with their "language" up north.

>>67570433
HEEMed him once outside an underage disco.
Was indecently assaulting young ladies so he was.

>>67570728
>implying more than 2% of unionists can speak Ulster-Scots

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>>67570728
I reckon Scots deserves to be labelled a language, and Ulster Scots is just a dialect of it put on signs by the Unionists in response to Irish ones going up depsite Scots not having much strength in the 6 counties
pic related is percentage wise the amount of people who CLAIM to be able to speak it, going by our own census down here on the Irish language though I reckon we could safely shave off about 90% of the people in the darker areas as only being able to speak a few phrases

>>67570948
>I reckon we could safely shave off about 90% of the people in the darker areas as only being able to speak a few phrases
Everyone can speak it, it's just an ugly autistic way of writing English.

Like c'mon, menfowlk?

>>67571515
>Everyone can speak it
not according to their census, 15% of people is the most you'll get from any area even claiming to be able to speak it

I like Scots (the language) tb h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK7hLNxCY9E

>>67571696
>Scots (the language)
>(the language)
>>>/x/

>>67571789
why /x/

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>>67571696
>jacobites

My feet hurt lads...

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>>67570433

Cheeky bastard

>>67571968
>Covenanters
>being sectarian
ughhhhh

heading out to the local in a bit with the lads

if they play ridiculously loud night club music again someone's gonna get a clatter

Setting up the extra-loud speakers for my set at the pub later lads.

>>67572157
My local just plays Nathan Carter and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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>>67572275

You had to Google that spelling didn't you

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>>67572653

Off out for just a couple with the housemate

Keep the thread going without me even though it'll be shite craic

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>>67572819
>Keep the thread going without me even though it'll be shite craic
So, now that Nordie is gone, let's have a good thread.

Frogweeb really hurt my feelings lads.

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>>67572983
Your banter isn't that bad m8. Enjoy your drink.

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>>67573230
So that's how they do it...

connacht

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Lads, Arlene Foster scares me.

I preferred Peter Robinson.

>>67573230
Seeing that really triggered me
Whole night's ruined now

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>>67573564
Ach, don't worry about it.

When the right-wing backlash comes, we can use this as a talking point to get them to go back.

>>67573734
>muh right wing backlash

which one of you lads made this thread

>>>/his/1970435

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>>67573784
Happened in the UK, happened in America, may yet happen in France and the Netherlands.

That said, I don't expect it to happen in Ireland.

>>67573564
its fake
we dont give out citizenship without proof

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>>67573784
just you wait sonny

>>67573860
>trump is right wing
>brexit was right wing
what does right wing even mean anymore

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>>67574390
Literally anything that isn't Left wing. The terms are beginning to lose all meaning anyway.

How do we deal with the atheist problem? Agnostics are alright.

>>67574690
Agnostics are atheists who are too afraid to call themselves atheist because someone will reply to them with "fedora.jpg".

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>>67574543
This is actually true, but democracy results inevitably in two "sides", and the "culture war" part of the divide that had been obscured by economics is still in the last stages of playing out, so it should still be observable readily enough.

>>67574690
It's "oversocialisation". They think life can make sense in just a human-animal context because their lives consist of socialising word-games and hedonism.
They can't understand the idea of transcendental because they have nothing higher or lower to relate to than consumerism between the cracks of an impersonal and unreasoning social machine.

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>>67574907
Nah, that's unkind to them.

Agnostics are usually people who've never thought about religion, or don't care one way or the other, but agnosticism is at its core what "Atheism" would be if it wasn't explicitly part of a culture war attached to declaring its position on God as "The Truth".
Agnostics answer the point of "absence of evidence does not equal evidence of absence" honestly, by refusing to declare that God does not exist.

Madoka is shite lads.

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>>67574907
Most agnostics just accept that there is no way of knowing 100% for sure whether there is a God or not. No point in getting autistic about something that neither side of the debate can prove.

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lads my friends are all starting to get gfs

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>>67576341
The first of my friends got married last year. Granted he's a couple of years older than me, but still.

>>67576574
What was his waifu like?

>>67576341
That's what you get for not having autistic friends.

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>>67576608
I dunno, I've never met her. He's been living in Australia for the past few years so they had the wedding out there.

>>67576827
>be Irish
>don't live in Ireland

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>>67576976
>>67577000
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>>67577162
YOU

HAVE TO

GO

BAAAAAAAAACK

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>tfw South Americans steal your job

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>>67577231

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Reclaiming this thread for Ireland.

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>>67576976
>>67577000
>>67577071
>>67577093
>>67577122
>>67577162
Is this /eire/'s 9/11

All the Nordies must be out tonight.

>>67577814
>>67577798
Maybe I spoke too soon

Going to the cinema tomorrow lads.

>>67578512
Want a medal?

>>67578512
What movie?

>>67578564
Bullies OUT.

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>USA is the closest thing Ireland has to an ally

>>67578651
not the USA, just Irish Americans who ironically got treated like shit when they originally went there

reparations please

>>67578564
No, the thread was dead so I felt like saying it.

>>67578597
Arrival

>>67578651
Britain is our ally even though we hate to admit it

>>67578774
>Britain is our ally even though we hate to admit it
>defending your airspace for free
Try slave. When will we break free from these chains?

>>67578774
>Arrival

Red Letter Media convince you to see it?

Report back, I'd like to know if it's worth seeing.

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>>67578870
If somebody gives you something for free, you don't necessarily become their slave.

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>>67579005
Haven't watched the RLM vid yet, will watch it once I see the film.

>>67579117
They gave it a fairly positive review.

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Back from the pub you bums let the craic recommence

English housemate was all over me, if only I'd give the shot to a filthy sassenach, but I won't

>>67579099
t. french explanation of WW2

>>67579244
>Back from the pub at half 10
How frail are you?

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>>67579280
I don't follow, burgerbro.

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>>67579366
France gave their land to the Nazis.

[spoiler]For free[/spoiler]

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>>67579323

Said I'd only go for 2 cause I'm a filthy degen, ended up having 3. Do you have a problem?

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put your eagle back on your flag, mexico

>>67579488

*not a

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>>67579728
Haven't seen Kev around here in a while. Some say he's still walking to this day but will never reach his destination.

>>67579244
>Nordie and English lass at the pub
>Housmate excited to try real Irish Guinness
>Nordie holds his tongue and doesn't tell her that REAL Guinness only exists in Dublin
>"Blimey, anon, I can't wait to go home and watch some Japanese animes..."
>Nordie's hands start shaking
>"Ya know love I'd love to talk about something else"
>"Oh yeah, what do blokes like?"
>"How about that UFC fight last week?"
>Nordie pricks up
>"Yeah lass that was something else, right?"
>"Oh yeah, I thought Alvarez was going to win!"
>Nordie turns grey
>"Yeah, I really thought he was going to... how do they say it here? ... "HEEM" him. What a shame".
>Nordie goes weak at the knees, everything is gray, the world starts spinning
>"HEEM him"
>"HEEM him"
>"HEEM him"
>English lass keeps talking
>"So do you want to watch anime later?"
>"HEEM him"
>"HEEM him"
>"HEEM him"
>"Yeah, everyone thinks they're all just weird Japanese perversion, but there's real depth in the ones I watch..."
>"HEEM him"
>"HEEM him"
>"HEEM him"
>"The type I like specifically is called "yaoi", weird name huh? Anyway..."
>"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HIM"
>Nordie jerks out of his barstool
>Pulls the same face as McGregor
>Yells out:
>"UP THE R.A.A.A.!!!"
>Runs out of the bar as everyone in Belfast spontaneously riots, English lass gets a flying bottle to the head
>gets home and immediately comes to shitpost on /éire/

Back from work lads

>>67579977
4/10
Hard to follow

>>67579977
6.7/10 chuckled at the end

>>67579977
9/11

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>>67579977

>nordie

Drop this meme fore I batter you

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spotted an orangeman on that /his/ thread

>>67580190
It's not a meme lad It's my name

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>>67579977
5/10 - not as good as your other Nordie greentexts. The one about Nordie at the playground is still my favourite.

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>>67580241

I live in London. I am not a nordie.

>>67580290
>nordie at the playground
Post it pls

>>67580316
I'm talking about me you fucking spastic. Nordie Shore was my name a while ago. When they say Nordie, they mean me

>>67580316
>>I live in London.
I'm sorry.

>>67580367

Why would he quote me and my story then you fucking gowl?

Cruising for a HEEMin

Shamrockpill me on sedevacantism, /eire/

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>>67580317
Unfortunately I never saved it. It was also highly contextual because it related to a claim that Nordie had made earlier in the thread that was at the very least highly embellished.

>>67580367
>>67580408
Everyone from... "there"... is called "Nordie" now.

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>>67580199
>that one guy trying to explain why murdering retired old men isn't okay
I feel bad for him desu

Is it just me or are we being inundated with more and more Brits as time goes on? Is this another plantation?

>>67580199
I'm fairly certain it's the Orangelad who posts in here, he's just fairly fond of actually shitposting.

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>>67580434
Cardinal Siri is the real pope, there's CIA evidence and proof from the time period that he is.
He was forced to rescind the offer under duress which makes it not valid. All popes since 1958 have therefore been invalid.

Nobody even tries to deny this but for some reason nobody pays attention to it either.

>>67580290
>>67580456
Was there for that. 10/10

>>67580464
That seems inconvenient. And why capitalise it if it's not a person's name?

>>67580434
I'll rock your head off my cock, Sham-boy.

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>>67580523
It's been pretty much like this for the past month as far as I can tell.

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>>67580405

It's a sound place.

REALLY don't like this 4chan meme of having every major city. I've lived in New York as well and it's an amazing place to be.

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>>67580558
>And why capitalise it if it's not a person's name?
>implying it's not

>>67580456
What was the claim

>>67580603
You're confusing me. Is it Nordie Shore's name. Or every northerner?

>>67580623
Can't be bothered having to explain it.

Always get a bit put off when a yank starts posting in these threads like what is your ulterior motive

Frenchbro, should I watch the Stein's Gate anime or play the VN on my Vita.

>>67580679
Wasn't talking to you paki

>>67580523
Unless you're talking about the bloke that occasionally pops by to call you all taigs, then no it's not me.

>>67580674
Every UK flag is a nordee here, and everyone nordee here is Nordie.

>>67580743
Seems silly

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>tfw no irish gf to sit on my face

>>67580726
Ah jaysus. Are you actually an Orangeman though? If you are, I'd like to apologise for how your ""people"" act. You're welcome to become a nationalist if you want.

>>67580790
Yeah well you're a cunt.

>>67580791
*sits on your face*

>>67580791
That would more than likely crush your skull.

>>67580791
Haha this bender likes the smell of buckfast and other lad's semen on his face

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>>67580826
I've had American women sit on my face.

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>>67580711
If you already have the VN and want the full experience, play that. The anime, while very good, only follows one route from the VN. Maybe watch the anime afterwards if you want to see things actually animated.

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>>67580816
/brit/ is shit

Fucking Christ the paedos never quit

>>67580815
>Are you actually an Orangeman though?
Depends. I've noticed you lot like to call every unionist an orangeman.

>become a nationalist
Nah, you're alright.

>>67580816
>nordie posting anime
I've seen it all

>>67580908
>I've noticed you lot like to call every unionist an orangeman
Because when it comes down to it, you're either green or you're orange.

>Nah, you're alright
Well that answers that.

I love sex

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>below leafs

Someone HEEM me

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>>67581049
USA USA USA

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>>67580958
But you're green and orange.

Bounced the gfs head off the ground again lads

>>67581049
>4.6 million
That's wrong though :^)

>>67581113
never realized how little people your country has, that's about a third of my state and my state isn't one of the more populated ones

Bf bounced my head off the ground again lads.

Got a rake of aftershave and mints from an Igbo toilet salesman and didn't tip again lads

>>67581160
NJ?

Or a new burgerfriend?

>>67581194
>lgbo

That's a funny way to spell Igbt toilet salesman.

>>67581230
>Or a new burgerfriend?
yes

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>tfw knocking lumps out of vikingniggers

>>67581160
4.75 (at the latest census) doesn't include the north, of which about a million are Irish. If you include the (((Unionists))) it's closer to about 6.7 million.

>>67581305
Let me guess...

The northwest?

>>67581308
Don't get that picture, was it edited for the screenshot or something?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tara_(Ireland)

>>67581342
>>67581305
My guess is mid-west.

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3500 died for a foreign King during the battle of the somme lads

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>>67581427
Such is war.

At least more of the "UVF" died.

>>67581377

Guess they changed it cause the citations weren't strong enough?

People who are fluent as Gaeilge are more Irish than people who are not

>>67581480
They changed it because of the Eternal Germanic.

>>67581475
rude

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>>67581475
bit harsh, in the end we're all humane beans hey

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>>67581342
>>67581377
no
I live in PA
it's the state known for making steel

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Why would a Unionist post here? Honestly boggles the mind.

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>>67581798
>1798
VERY GOOD POST

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>>67581762

>PA

tfw Eddie got HEEMED

>>67581798
we've taken away dar identaty, maybe he doesn't know whether to call himself Irish

>>67581856
nobody outside of philly likes philly and vice versa
it's a shitstain that should go join NJ.

>>67581798
He longs to be one of us

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>>67581695
>>67581741

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>nobody saved the Nordie playground greentext
Ah lads.

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>>67581938

are jews humans?

>>67581798
This is a cross-community thread.

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>>67582092
>tfw I wrote the most recent one and I didn't even save it

>>67582133
No, only the Irish are human

>>67582092
I did that one, it wasn't good enough for saving imo

Any "fans" (or sufficiently entertained watchers) of The Walking Dead ITT?

Did you know there was another whole series that's running in a different story? "Fear the Walking Dead", it's called.

Don't know why I didn't know this until recently.

>>67582302
I watched the first season of fear the walking dead when it came out. Lost interest in the franchise a while ago though.

>>67582302
Aye i did. It's utter shite don't even waste your time
Stick with the proper Walking Dead

>>67582302
I watched Walking Dead up until after the prison. Last I saw was the Gook being picked up by some redneck army-ish lads.

>>67582302
it's shit

>>67582302
they're both pretty shite so you might as well watch it

I enjoy it desu

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>>67582379
>>67582399
I like the premise of "mid-HAPPENING" enough to give it a go.

>>67582408
Yeah, regular TWD is at the point where the comics cross the line from "serious grimdark" to jumping the shark of edginess.

But thanks to subtle changes and what-can-be-shown-on-TV, the only thing propping it up is a skinny old man's clownish play-acting of a mid-30s hulk of muscle.

*Leans back* memes aside, I think the Negan actor is good enough to make an interesting villain, if the writers can and are allowed to give him more intellectual dialogue and characterisation.

>>67582566
You'll be disappointed lad

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>>67582587

saw that, felt like slamming the phone

UFC dropped the ball last year as well, they made a fucking Ireland shirt with the top right cut out.

>>67582587
>Northern Irish food
What? Lived her my whole life and never heard of a single dish unique to the north

>>67582682
isn't that the joke?

>>67582682
Wikipedia only turns up the fact that they're more fans of "farls" in the "full Irish" component of their "Ulster Fry".

And a sweet named "Yellowman".

If he's anything like Orangemen, I'll HEEM him.

>>67582587
Northern Ireland confirmed to exist. McGregor posters btfo.

>>67582587
why Northern Irish
are there Northern Irish people famous in the UFC?

>>67582785
I've had untold amounts of frys in this country. No one has ever served me a "farl" and if they did I'd ask for soda bread instead
Bet ye this sorta shite only happens in rural Antrim

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Was one of the Rubberbandits on the Late Late or something? I'm seeing "Blindboy for President" in a number of place online in the past hour.

>>67582682
The egg yolks have more Orange in them.