1st for /can/ and Kellie Leitch
Me
shit edition she probably sucks fat nigger cock
>>67547295
dont talk about my gf like that
is that my gf?
I will get a gf this year.
>>67547305
You've got like 1.5 months left bum
Is anyone here getting the new pokemon game?
>>67547301
i was the first to mock this photo. good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znY1hFSBGd8
Me in st.louis
asuka a shit
Tell me about Louisiana. Is it nice?
>>67547319
I havent played a mainline pokemon since Pearl/Heartgold
goddamn what a piece of shit Pearl was
>>67547301
>>67547322
I don't get it. I know that is the commie Mexibean on /brit/ but who is the other guy?
>>67547344
fuck off whore
>>67547328
Ah yes, the Reifags.
>"I can relate with her easier..."
>autism
wew
>>67547344
NAWLINS
>>67547318
I meant like the next 12 months. Doubt in the next 1.5 months, still in the parents house that time...
>>67547357
couldn't of said it better myself desu
>>67547353
Sorry.
>I'm a literal manchild who unironically purchases children's game and am proud
Very sunburned lads
>>67547357
>asukafags once again showing they dont know what autism actually is
>>67547344
the food is good, but it is hot humid and evil
>>67547357
>>67547367
Baby's first waifu
>>67547374
dont post my gf
>>67547353
>bullying a half-decent name fag
ayy lmao
k going to bed gonna beat you all tomorrow especially the Canadians
>>67547376
How is mexican pussy? Have you every been around when someone was being shot?
>>67547421
You're a big guy. But we'll see.
>>67547376
>Mestizo getting sunburnt
No such thing you liar.
>>67547271
Please stop posting that trap. It's making me incredibly gay.
>>67547271
I would kill countless Canadians just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
>>67547376
What did you take that picture with?
>>67547447
?????
answer my fucking question >>67547350
>>67547454
That's why the eagle flew off your flag Pedro.
>snow's coming soon
>>67547433
Good like all pussy.
Nope but I've heard shots at night.
>>67547444
I know.
>>67547459
With my shitty webcam.
Being ugly is not life
>>67547472
Me
its cold as balls outside
>snow's coming soon
>>67547484
>>67547526
I don't know this feel. I live too far south.
>snow's coming soon
>>67547472
Dunno who you are talking about.
>>67547539
It's going to be a cold one
>>67547472
yo no lo se. no hablo ingles pinche culero
>winter wont actually hit Missouri until mid march
>it doesn't snow where he lives
>>67547521
>snow's coming soon
Too bad, i don't live in Tecate.
>>67547545
>Doesn't like snow
>Canadian
Immigrants >>>/out/
Wife faxed me this pic of her
>snow
>>67547555
The other kid in the picture on the side
>>67547570
Would tell you to fuck off but Trump said to stop being racist
>>67547570
Fuck off.
>>67547599
That's the same guy, Alberto aka Beto.
>>67547590
Alri Kellie Leitch
>>67547583
it snows about 800-1000 ft higher than where I live
havent had a snow day in at least 4 years
>tfw never felt or seen snow
>>67547607
Oh ok
>>67547590
Everyone bitches about the snow don't kid yourself. People in Tim's were bitching about it and we don't even have any yet.
>>67547604
fuck, that hurts baja chan. When we invade, Ill make sure to annex your town to my estate.
>>67547609
John
>>67547595
FORS (fuck off robb stark)
>he doesn't like snow
>>67547609
A.
>>67547631
>spend 45 minutes snowblowing driveway
>have to do it again 30 minutes later
Snow is comfy af but a pain in the ass to manage. Need to get a heated driveway or something
buenos dias
>>67547648
lol spydahs
Who /White African American here/
>MostAfrican Americansare of West and CentralAfricandescent and are descendants of enslaved peoples within the boundaries of the present United States. On average,African Americansare of 73.2–80.9% WestAfrican, 18–24% European, and 0.8–0.9% NativeAmerican heritage, with large variation between individuals
Macdonald
>>67547667
buenas noches para siempre
>>67547671
present
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmm
*skrrrr*
sup bitches
Fuck off with those stats you 1/34 Cherokee nigger.
>>67547671
>18–24% European
I posted that on /pol/ awhile back and a black guy flipped his shit kek.
>>67547666
>heated driveways are a thing
neat
>>67547710
t. mayan indio mestizo nigger
When is the next Canadian election
>>67547638
Ok, good luck with it.
>>67547667
Hello.
what is that "skitter" thing that chief kief says? its different from skrt
>>67547728
4 years
>>67547728
Federal? 2019
Conservative leadership is in May. There's some byelections and provincial ones scattered about too.
>>67547728
4 years, unless he calls one sooner
>>67547754
>>67547752
who is the canadian donald trump
>>67547752
>>67547754
Fuck, Trudeau for that long?
It feels like he's been in office for 3 uears
>>67547766
There really isn't one just yet. We actually need a well spoken person with some clout behind them to stand out and be able to take the media barrage that Trump took. Don't know if it will happen.
>>67547766
We're not entirely sure yet as more could enter the race but this dyke is a nationalist and says she wants to bring Trump's message here.
>>67547472
>>67547290
>>67547766
Pic related
>>67547800
he is literally a leaf
>>67547771
Yeah...Our state run broadcasting company is his mouthpiece and what they run the rest of our media runs with. He's can literally do no wrong. We don't have a large network like Fox that can at least appear to give opposition air time or criticism of JT.
Do Americans really drink this?!
>mestizo mexican and "muh cherokee heritage" black man get in heated debate
that's red on red crime! you gotta band togetha 2 smite da white man
>>67547838
Is that a penis?
>>67547800
Based Don Cherry.
>>67547838
never heard of it
>>67547831
>We don't have a large network like Fox that can at least appear to give opposition air time or criticism of JT.
Remember the Sun News Network? A lot of people wanted that to fail.
I was Lon Chaney's lover!
>>67547840
whittie gotta pay xD
>>67547874
I got a selfie with Brian Lilley at March for Lifein Ottawa, I was hoping they would send Lauren Southern to make fun of the screeching feminists but she lived in BC at the time.
>>67547881
I am 0.00001% oirat russian mongol and therefore not white
If i take up throat singing it's not cultural appropriation.
Can dogs naturally swim
>>67547850
>"I'm wearing pink for all the pinkos out there that ride bicycles and everything, I thought I’d get it in." He then went on to state that he had "been ripped to shreds by the left-wing pinko newspapers out there" and ended saying "And that's why I say he's gonna be the greatest mayor this city has ever, ever seen, as far as I'm concerned! And put that in your pipe, you left-wing kooks."
That was when Rob Ford was elected Mayor, he said that in the City Hall.
>>67547838
you mean craft beers, yes and no.
>>67547926
throat singing is based
>>67547933
Ahaha the madman
>>67547849
It's a testicle. "Rocky Mountain oyster" is what they call them on menus, sometimes "prairie oysters".
>>67547875
THEN GO BACK AND LOVE HIM!
Is this the worst normie meme going around right now?
>>67547942
https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I
look at that sum bitch go
>>67547985
kek It was for the other guy my bad
>>67547954
Yeah, he's pretty much the only guy in Canada who says stuff like that and is still mainstream.
But he's hated by leftists and political elites, that's why he'll never get that Order of Canada.
>>67547991
mongols are A E S T H E T I C
>>67547671
im half northern european half mulatto caribbean
>>67547990
Yes.
Normie memes are shit after you tried uncut 4chan memes.
post pictures that reflect who you literally are
>>67548024
You must be attractive
lol smelly Mexicans
>he wasted time on a what.cd interview
lol smelly Americans
>got told I remind someone at work of the unabomber/quiet school shooter for the third time
>>67548014
>ywn have a pet eagle hunting buddy
>>67548074
Ted wasn't that bad tho...
>>67548074
>things that didn't happen
Bugs Bunny > Micky Mouse
>>67548082
Why having a dog when you can have a hunting eagle.
>>67548101
I honestly wish it didn't.
>Anon I started talking to you because when I started working here you didn't talk to anyone
>>67548123
They're bad companions.
It's so cold.
Will somebody come cuddle me. Preferably a Canadian.
Dude that's gay.
Should I drive to EB games at midnight to pick up my copy of pokemon, or wait until tomorrow morning?
>>67547667
post legs
>>67548123
they BTFO wolves, pretty sure they'd BTFO a dog
https://youtu.be/PaJ_xOY_QD4
>>67547667
post thighs
>>67548173
drive
hang out with pokemon normies
have fun
do something Ive long since lost the ability to do
>>67548172
this
>>67548153
I thought Americans had evolved a thick layer of blubber to protect against the cold?
>>67548185
They are pretty big.
>>67548074
>he didnt reply with "you just made the list"
baka
What a cold night to be alone.
This is fine, i guess...
>>67548228
Jericho go home
>>67548283
>Mexican talking about cold
What is it, 18°C?
>>67548283
>mexico
>cold
>celsius
>>67548313
>wat C
>>67548305
>>67548309
This makes me love Canada I turn my ac to 16ºC everytime, but it's still nothing compared to a real winter.
>>67548305
>>67548309
Ok, i'll fix this:
"What a night to be alone".
>>67548358
Even in some pussy part of Canada like T*ronto or Vancouver it get to below -20°.
>>67548361
you and commie mexican should hook up
he'll give you a deep trotsky ice picking
>>67548283
>>67548305
>>67548309
>>67548361
>>67548419
Beto only posts in brit
>>67548291
LISTED
>>67548402
You mean Vancouver or Montreal or Edmonton or calgary, not in Vancouver the coldest I had experienced over there was 0 degrees
>>67548419
they can give each other a dirty sanchez while doing juan on juan
>rain forecast for monday vanished
>>67548465
BC has been getting warmer over the last while.
When I was a kid we used to get snow up to my waist, but now we get like a week of slush in the middle of months of rain.
>>67548352
>I'll be dead and in the ground before I recognize mi-zzurah as a state
>>67548465
Yeah, I looked it up after I posted and the coldest recorded temperature was only −17.8 °C. Hongcouver is even more pussy than I thought.
>>67548494
>>67548487
Some climate change models show us turning into California.
>>67548458
I am the list.
>>67548479
>precipitation chances dropping every day
>.30" turns into .13
>the only pussy you have seen is when you came out your mom as a baby
feels bad
you won't BELIEVE what happened next
>>67548487
>only ever had one snow day
and what a magical day it was, rip snow
>>67548516
>>67548535
>tfw born c-section so never even had that
What's the cheapest state in burger land? with cold weather and good nature.
>>67548536
You just gave me a decade long part of my life flashback in a couple seconds.
>>67548574
fuck off we're full
>>67548536
I remember that game, I used to beat up the strawberry clock because that was a shit meme on Newgrounds.
>>67548552
You only have to drive like an hour to be buried in snow.
i've never seen snow
>>67548580
you dont even know what cold feels like
>>67548580
Perhaps your state
>>67548574
Alberta
>>67548574
>>67548617
You should move to Winnipeg Manitoba.
>>67548617
I was thinking of Cascadia (Oregon and Washington)
>>67548607
Its honestly the best
>normies react by going inside
>its silent
>no cars
>no birds
>just the crunch of snow under your feet and an endless sea of almost blinding white
>>67548617
Fuck off Alberta may have stupid Texas accents, think they're cowboys, be oilniggers who hate the environment, have shit nature, be monolingual cunts, have yearly rodeos, have only a giant mall as a tourist attraction, and hate Canada, but they are NOT Yanks.
>>67548610
it's quite nice and chilly right now at 50
>>67548630
NO, it's shit and rains all the time.
You do NOT want to come to Cascadia.
It's super depressing and grey all the time. I want to move somewhere warmer and nicer.
>>67548641
>tfw forests look like they're made out of dark stone and crystal
>>67548630
Feels more Sonora than Cascadia.
See Salem Oregon.
>>67548630
Go to New Mexico. It's like old Mexico but with more niggers.
>>67548574
Missouri is dirt cheap and has a shit ton of parks. But theres nothing to do outside of outdoor shit and alot of places still use dial up. You can rent a house out here for about 300 dollars a month or a shitty meth house for 100
>>67548647
>50
>cold
>>67548641
>almost blinding white
>almost
Sounds like you've never been out for very long bud.
>>67548666
>Put on some overalls and head out to a National park
>sit down on a bench
>listen as all trees thunder as the ice expands and splits the bark
>>67548536
I would get my friend over and go onto arcadeprehacks and just beat the shit out of him. That was the shit when we were 12.
>>67548668
kek this Chicano family was the first thing to appear.
>>67548669
I think most blacks live in the South.
just abstained from sex desu
>walk into room
>dis fine specimine laying on ur beddy
>she tells you parents arranged marriage and want you to get married next year
what do you do?
>>67548700
I've only seen blinding snow in Kansas but thats because its so flat its just a big fucking mirror for the sun.
>>67548747
Christ, that's so much make up she looks like something out of amateur night down in /3/.
>>67548766
Prepare the toilet since it is her first time
>>67548766
designated fucking
>>67548766
Wonder how I turned into a paki.
>>67548766
Ask her if she bleaches her vagina because I don't wanna fuck no darkie punani.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i172liZ8Rk4
>>67548766
She radiates comfy, I betray my race and go for the loo.
>>67548766
Wonder why a Canadian girl is on my bed.
Going to Querétaro next month to visit my amiga. What are some fun things to do there?
>>67548779
>>67548780
>>67548782
>>67548801
>>67548803
>>67548818
>six straight (you)s
am i in heaven
>>67548801
kek
>>67548673
So there's plenty of anons over there.
>>67548828
Touristic stuff I guess
>>67548858
>Maryville
wew anon that's so very far north it might as well be the start of Iowa
>>67548914
>[Shartposting noises]
>>67547271
Asuka a SHIT
>>67548900
That city should be called Anonymous, also is there a problem being close to Iowa?
>>67548955
good post
>>67548958
missouri and iowa fight over which state can be more boring and produce more corn
>Yes ma'am, I do indeed use the extra flag
>>67548984
(You)
>>67548958
No idea, I just literally just remembered it existed because you posted Maryvile
Have a good night, /cum/
Please take care of Canada.
>>67549020
t-thanks and goodnight.
Hello Amerisan. So you're babysitting me?
i wonder if cumbeast has a big peni
>>67548977
>corn
Corn aint worth shit anymore, its all about the soybeans.
ok guys im going to go to columbia and get a columbian girlfriend
fuck the dating scene where the fuck am i supposed to meet woman for marriage
I will take care of Canada
>>67549021
>>67549044
Don't run off to far and be in bed at a reasonable time.
>>67549068
>on average we've all lived at least 25% of our lives already
>tfw the Hudson's Bay Company once was a badass trapper and frontiersman thing but now it's all about muh perfume and fashion apparels
>>67549096
>tfw they're not doing so well expanding into Yurop
>>67549049
Wonder no more.
>>67549105
what a beast
>>67549105
How can other generals even compete?
what did she mean by this?
>>67549105
me on the right
>>67549126
she wants an honest opinion of her sexy body :$
do you mind if I eat some cookies Amerisan?...
come on let me Mexico left...
I can't stop cringing
Get closer Canada..
>>67549150
Eat this nasty ass shit first
>>67549105
Can't believe this got deleted.
When even people on 4chan call you cringy when you're just trying to have fun.
I'm not getting laid in the next 365 days am I?
>>67549198
>I'm not getting laid in the next 365 days am I?
Not by a woman.
>>67549173
n-no
>>67549198
n-no
>>67549055
>tfw have Colombian-American classmate and she's pretty qt
Legs
be quiet...
this is it
the logical conclusion to anime
>>67549275
Looks like she's got some cyclops panties on and they're staring right at me
>>67549198
its okay /cum/-chan ur not cringy ur cute!!
>>67549288
They're rapists
>>67549367
hey leave canada alone!!
>>67549378
>>67549367
yeah leave us alone omg!!!
>>67549288
>pulls out 1911
>aims straight for Mexico's chorizo
GET OFF CANADA! NOW!
Stop with the gay shit for Christ sake
not sure why i drink alone
just makes me want to neck myself
but you gotta get the party started somehow am i right
>>67549105
>almost as big as a horse
>My life couldn't get more pathetic.
>>67549401
who are you
>Looks like she's got some cyclops panties on and they're staring right at me
>but you gotta get the party started somehow am i right
>>67549407
probably CIA
>>67549401
Getting french liquor tomorrow
Feels good to be a sad cunt drinking alone in his room all weekend
>>67549407
an autist using a proxy most likely
>>67549409
Bout 20 posts too late
>>67549414
Didn't that guy killed himself or somethin
beer
>>67549401
Smoking weed alone is much more fun.
>>67549367
>>67549401
>tfw you tell others to kill themselves and it causes some self-reflection
>>67549429
if only
>>67549410
If you fedora my posts I will find you and disembowel you infront of your mother
>>67549448
That doesn't seem very... Swiss.
>>67549448
Yeah okay ISIS
>>67549441
last thing I remember, he came out gay
What does vagina smell like?
>>67549459
Bill Hicks was a wannabe George Carlin
fight me
>>67549414
I'm not CIA you fucktard. Isn't he just one of monopoly man's many personalities.
>>67549486
salty bag of coins
I cant determine the message this scene is supposed to convey
>>67549486
Strong odor. Like musky farts mixed with strong pungent fragrance.
>>67549486
Bagged, coin flavoured salty milk
>>67549504
when lady like lady very good, they touch each other funnies and smile
>>67548766
Thank my parents because they realized I'll never get a girl by myself.
Who /indabottle/ here? I think im going to buy a pupper so that I have something to sit in my lap and be my buddy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67549486
I can tell you if you want
>>67549490
Moroccan jew?
Tengo ganas de metersela a una Francesita
>>67549600
>Tengo ganas de metersela a una Francesita
Hows does one open a "Frances"?
>>67549600
Pues este no es el thread indicado.
What do you think about the girl I had a crush on in first year?
>>67549555
Sturmhauben. Kanadischen Nationalsozialist.
Ihr seid meine besten freunde.
https://youtu.be/RUP0eoJgLCg
>>67549658
Is she native? very cute anon.
>>67549658
cute/10
>>67549621
wouldn't you like to know
>>67549291
>kissanime
>>67549658
Cute, but she probably has a really dark and thick vaginal lips.
>>67549658
Looks 45 years old. But each Man to his own I guess
>>67549690
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
>>67549712
>being elitist about anime sites
>>67549658
Cute. But 10 bucks says she has acne all around her pussy.
>>67549658
the things i would do to her
>>67549755
Anime is garbage
>>67549549
>>67549288
>>67549173
BACK THE FUCK RIGHT ON OFF, HOMBRE
>>67549758
Pus on the puss!
>>67549755
>not watching your memes in correct format
>>67549771
BajaChan, they're talking about Best California in here >>67536552
>>67549718
>>67549758
Still wish I asked her out.
>>67549776
We were just playing hehe
>>67549836
lol
>>67549844
uh oh bread
>>67549847
I DON'T PLAY
>>67549817
Simpsonwave are very well made videos
>>67549836
>weeb injun
Hmm
>>67549836
Mongoloid/10
>snow is coming soon
Snow came in July for me
t. Montana
I fucking love snow
>>67549990
I kinda want to move to Montana
does anything ever happen there aside from being fucking cold and empty?