/brit/

>>67544213
What kind of spider is that?

>>67544213
me in the back right tucking into some grass

>>67544232
Huntsman spider. Had to get rid of one from my lounge earlier today saw it crawl from the sofa into my jacket was very lucky, or I'd have been wearing a spider with an extremely painful (but non-toxic) bite.

>>67544232
broomspider

>>67544247
Wake up

>>67544232
Huntsmen, most likely.

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How do we improve the British genetic stock?

>surrounded by aussie and american boys

the dream

come see all my dubs

>>67544077
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>>67544144
>>67544155

just spent half an hour texting the semi-drunk chinese gf lads. she drew a picture of her in the pub holding her phone and waiting for me to text.

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>with an extremely painful (but non-toxic) bite.

4 u

165cm

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Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty first century schizoid man

>>67544256
Have you made the habit of shaking your shoes before wearing them? I found a spider in my shoe once and 10 years later I still shake em before wearing

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Legalise weed
Its just a plant

working class bints the lot of you

Imagine being one of those people who sell useless trinkets and antiques

Not even the cool shit like old guns or jewellery buy fucking airblown glass or ashtrays

>>67544355
Stop being so political babe let's just chill

>>67544355
make america green again haha duude yea

>>67544368
probably not, probably those who can afford to sit around doing nothing all day
or dole scum

Realizing rn how much of a bully I am too people I hate

>>67544351
I shake them then step on them without stepping in them (cause anything big enough to hurt you will be squished). Then again I'm a softcunt but if I ever even SEE a white tail I'll probably shit myself, let alone find one in my clothing. Huntsmen especially are insane at clinging onto shit. Absolutely couldn't get the fucker off my jacket into a tub this morning had to poke it off to put him outside.

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look at this buff hippie lads

>>67544403
>too

>>67544380
You aint no centrist bruv

#NotAllCentrists
#IllRideWithYou

What you lads think of crossrail?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S36fHqXWKdw

>>67544433
makes me cross! haha just a joke not a serious reply

>>67544426
It's an honest mistake

>>67544355
haha yeah go $.30/hour slave-labor underclass haha cool i'm liberal

>empty bus

>girl sits infront of me
>2 girls sit beside me

Fucking hell, fuck off twats

>>67544408
I've visited Asheville. Didn't remember too much about it, aside from visiting a few antiques shops and generally learning a lot about The First American Civil War

trump will make america a literal utopia

Treadmill comes today lads. Want to go from about 160 to 145lbs. I used to love running when I lived in the bush and I never met anyone but I absolutely cannot bring myself to run in the suburbs I'm too self conscious. Put nearly a stone on in half a year. Anyone got any advice on sticking to exercising assuming running on a treadmill isn't as fun/relaxing as running in the countryside?

>>67544496
are you a girl?

>>67544496
Hmm

Stop being a little cunt and run in the burbs like everyone else?

Fuck off

>>67544509
Why?

>>67544483
thats when you take out your vape and starts blowin out clouds

>>67544496
Watch porn while on the treadie :DDddd

Landon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnHjINQGqM

>>67544433
Seems like a nice idea

>get friendzoned
>decide to remain friends with her because it'd be weird to stop associating with her after being friendzoned
>eventually decides to open up to me and try and have sex with me
>friendzone her instead

haha who's laughing now!

>>67544563
fcking pwnage

John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free.

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>>67544488
I've never been there she must be back home from uni for the weekend

It's filled with hippies and hipsters which are NOT my kind of people

so some british girl has been cryogenically frozen

it was only 15 years ago that this was sci-fi

>>67544591
>is a hippie
>owns and flaunts a hunting crossbow

pick one

Just got cryogenically frozens

Posting this with my 3rd eye from Vanilla Sky

>>67544591
Show me your kind of people

>>67542881

bully belgium lads

just shouted nigger into someone's open window and ran away

>banter an australian
>he sends me a vocaroo screaming

Autist

>>67544601
Just looked this up. Mental.

Remember watching a Boston Legal episode where they battled with if it was okay to freeze a living person (even if they are old and dying) essentially killing them and very likely never waking them up but doing it on the slim chance of a cure being found. Interesting idea. The kid knew they only had weeks to live, should you really take the last few weeks of their life and give them a false hope for the future with unproven and extremely dangerous science that is essentially equivalent to euthanasia?

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>>67544496
>160 to 145lbs
You're either a manlet, a hungry skeleton or a woman

>>67544677
>iceland? Hahaha thats not a real place!
Kill me

>>67544711
it isn't hardly anyone lives there

@leaf
fuck off

>>67544617
>implying it's not her dad's or her brother's or some other male figure in her life's bow

>>67544740
best post itt

>>67544601
She's still dead though, they're basically keeping her body from decomposing

Lads what is your ideal job?

Think i'd be a very good real estate agent

>>67544725
Stop :(

yo niggas, ice cream is D.A. BOMB

>>67544743
>implying a hippie would flaunt a weapon made for killing that is often considered inhumane (it's not even legal in Britain to hunt with Crossbows or Bows).

>eating ice cream

Best way to tell someones a fat cunt

>>67544752
>Think i'd be a very good real estate agent


try it out and see if you like it. you could get rich as fuk in real estate

>>67544752
shut the FUCK up

>>67544643
What do you mean by this?

whats your operating thetan level?

Hmm....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASOZ8Rj67Q

>>67544752
Being a real estate agent is such a jewish job. You make money of jewing people as a middle man

My dream is a fisherman on a proper ship I've had enough of fiberglass 12m boats

eating a golden gaytime lads

i hate brits

'gon is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit to talk about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ZetD0KQ8k

>>67544814

I'm qualified to operate the tanning machines alone as long as a level 4 qualified staff member is on the premises at all times.

>>67544829
bit gay

fuck you

>>67544829
>not a chocolate gay time

wow racist!

>>67544822
>those muddy water coloured eyes

cannot stand it

>>67544771
>it's not even legal in Britain to hunt with Crossbows or Bows).

Lmao what is even legal there?

Can't even buy durries EVER IN YOUR LIFE if you were born after a certain year there ahahaha

cunts

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>>67544853
FUCK weed SMOKE anime

>>67544752
Something that's not hustling. I'm sick of this shit. Maybe invent something that that gets me residual income.

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>>67544856
>chocolate gay time
Hmmmmm.

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Why did I superlike this girl

Short hair is rare I suppose

>>67544865
>Can't even buy durries EVER IN YOUR LIFE if you were born after a certain year there

what

>>67544822
>The vile hun despises the greatest nation in the world

Of course

>>67544898
She looks pretty easy and I assume you're desperate

>>67544898
I picked my nose and ate it

Gonna pop out for a cheeky spliff lads

>>67544515
145lbs is runtish as fuck if you're a dude, unless you're like 5'2

>>67544898
Would

poofters

>>67544822
She picked up the accent well.

>>67544898
just tingling at the thought of picking her up over my shoulders and launching her into traffic

>>67544865
What is a durrie

Just popped a whitehead, bliss

>>67544950
a dart

>get drunk
>suddenly everything is funnier

hmm yes

>>67544928
But I just want to be a slim little femboy for the last few years that I can pull it off

just smoked a nigger

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think i got food poisoning

lard ass who sits next to me in class
1) breaths extremely heavily
2) coughs without covering his mouth
3) has extremely bad breath
4) has extremely bad body odor
5) sprawls his legs out into my personal space

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>>67544991
Aren't you worried about cancer? Have you considered vaping?

>>67545009
all me

>>67545009
Eww

>>67544928
>Tfw 140 at 6'3
I didn't choose this life ;_;

>>67545049
i know it's you, cameron

>220 @ 5'11"

Would heem any cunt ITT 2bh

>>67545059
Who

>>67545049
Jesus christ stick on a fucking pizza mate

>>67545078
don't play dumb you sissy cockslut

>>67545084
Wouldn't help if I did la

>>67544987
omega-turbo-ultra runt

>>67544987
If you need a willy up your bum let me know

>>67545108
I might have a twink bmi but at least I'm not a faggot

all a lad of mine ever posts on snapchat is selfies with his chin cocked unnecessarily high it's fucking pathetic

vapid little shrimp

>>67545151
Jack?

>>67545074
Only if you could waddle faster than I can run you obese piece of shit

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if you wouldn't shag this you're certified gay

>>67545154
I like smooth lad bumholes, not that gay shit

Back from my cheeky spliff lads

>>67545167
that's a man though

>>67545112
Well it's a start, just eat more every day

>>67545179
same

>sex with girls
Fuck off queers

>>67545167
would shag / would I shag ?

>>67545210
I wonder how much money she was paid for this scene

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>London
https://twitter.com/JPY_Kurdish/status/784255295023263744

>>67545256
Looks like its from 2004

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>>67545256
>https://twitter.com/JPY_Kurdish/status/784255295023263744
>this is perfectly fine
>but you get arrested for hurting peoples feelings on the internet
What are you at brits?

>>67545250
she's still trying to build her resume so she did it for free

>>67545256

#notrealmuslims
#fearmongering

wow it's 2016 you bigot islam is a religion of peace

is life in the Netherlands similar to life in the UK? (minus the language)

i imagine it is, your houses and architecture look very similar in urban areas

>>67545301
It's barely 20 nutters, just like the EDL.

Morons the lot of them and if you pay any attention to them so are you.

>>67545321
No there's significantly more wogs in the Netherlands

>>67545321
dutch houses are really tall and slim, not like anything ive seen in the uk

the countryside there is awful too

How does getting banned on a mobile network work? Does it ban everyone in a certain area or does it not work like that? because ive got a random ban from someone posting willies before, not even a nice one either.

having some clean water

>>67545342
England has a much higher percentage of Irish

>>67545341
Ahh yes another "everybody is an idiot" postrr

>>67545350
They'll rangeban repeat offenders which can take out a huge area on 3/4G

>>67545342
>>67545343
but out of all european countries (minus ireland) the UK is most similar to NL?

>>67545352
Is it icelandic water?
Lmao at bottled water tourists actually buy it

i would heem this poster >>>/g/57562693 in under 3 seconds if i met him real life

>>67545368
In this case yes. You can't endlessly mock British media for being sensationalist and propaganda but then take this shite seriously.

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Gimme opener

>>67545376
Interesting, might try this at my uni

What should i post and on which board?

>>67545397
the people are imo but the country doesn't look too much like it

>>67545397
Belgium would be pretty close

guy whos currently dating katy perry

AMA

>>67545405
watch your tone, or i WILL give him authority to execute you

>>67545401
yeah tasmanians pull that shit too

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R8 the flat lads

>>67545419
ask if she believes there's an objective universe

I wonder what life would be like if i didn't unknowingly turn down that big booty qt in high school

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>>67545419
"Hello Rachael"

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>this guy is the president of the united states

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP7Lixcc_jQ

>>67545422
Post interracial porn all over /pol/ saying how can you guys even compete.

They'll think it's another bought and paid for CTR raid rather than those retards just being trolled again.

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>>67545256
bloody racist

>>67545474
one of my favourite vids. based trump

Night

>>67545494
>EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME IS CTR!!!11!
I remember when da joos and stuff was just a bit of satire, now people seem to take it seriously

>>67545494
Good idea, /pol/ is one of the easiest boards to b8

>>67545474
love it

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>>67545506
his followup on letterman also puts me in tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c861O0QKraU&t=92s

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>>67545474
0:52

>>67545524
/pol/ was never great by any means but it still irks me how terrible that board has become, at this point it's /b/ - stormfront edition.

>>67545474
>probably I'll sue her because it would be fun
>I'd like to take some money out of her fat ass pockets

HOWLING

Also does he not seem much more calm, coherent and just, more intelligent here. Do you think old age is sending him crazy and wearing his mind down to the usually incoherent, disjointed say-whatever-comes-to-mind speeches we hear from him now? Or was he just playing a part?

just sat down on the toilet lads

also just realised it's way past tea and i never had anything haha

>>67545566
They are basically mirrors of the sjws they so desperately hate

>>67545343
What's wrong with the countryside in NL?

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The instrument

What we found using the analysis was that our total net income from the Canadian market was about $1.55 million dollars at a 2% artificial insemination rate.


Net income for the world wide market was $1.875 billion at the same 2%


If we were to get that 2% to 100%, we would have a net income of $77.68 million in Canada and $59.062 billion world wide.


Clearly, the monetary value of pursuing a commercialization of Cervidil is quite lucrative, especially considering that the 2% mark is based on inefficient procedures that Cervidil would be much better suited for. As well, if the actual production costs of Cervidil were to decrease as we produced more, our net income would grow even larger.

>>67545611
Mosques all over the place

did we have the olympics this year? i forgot

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>>67545625
>going out on saturday
>need a haircut
>have no money
Fucks sake lads I look like one of the brady bunch

>>67545591
this is the worst yank poster

he tries so hard and its extremely cringey

>>67545611
monotonously flat in all directions and crisscrossed with water filled ditches

>>67545566
/pol is great in one regard. Happenings. When a terrorist attack happens like Bataclan, Nice etc /pol/ is the place to be. I always have microwave popcorn in the cupboard ready for a happening on /pol/. Spent many a night awake till 4, 5am listening to police radio and live streams etc. with /pol/.

their new found obsession that they are actually influential, and that they are actually doing anything but shitpost just because fox news used them as an example of a white supremacist forum though, it just makes me pity them. It's become reddit, where they have trips and networks and genuinely thin they're affecting the real world outside their bubble.

>>67545654
how exactly did he put any effort into the post you replied to

>>67545501
Not even a meme desu. I remember when in the 90s-00s Algeria was fighting terrorists and the UK was giving them political asylum and presenting them as kind dissidents oppressed for their political/religious views. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algerians_in_the_United_Kingdom#Asylum_seekers

>>67545654
in my view the jedi are evil

>>67545474
Bush was stranger. bloke was a genuine mong.

>>67545652
shave your head

>>67545663
meme war vet here, AMA

eating CHIPS and salsa lads

not a huge fan of leafs if I'm honest

this thread is surreal

am i dreaming?

>>67545690
I like my side parting tbqh, just looks messy and needs to be tidied

this fuggin leaf

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>>67545694

A business would need to communicate with suppliers to reduce the cost of $175 and in order to ramp up production, ultimately increasing the net income and allowing for a progression of more artificial insemination usage in Canada and the world.
Communication with customers is crucial regarding the benefits of AI relative to the other options, in order to convince them that there is a better alternative to what is currently available in breeding sheep herds.
The government needs to be involved, to get the drug and process approved for mass use.
Banks are a source of capital in order to be able to fund potential R&D.
Potentially, animal rights issues might be a factor among those concerned about the well-being of the ewes.

>>67545705
how did you get here?

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Why don't you join the Amy lads

If not only for 4 years

>>67545606
It's true and I don't think they realise it, their victimhood is definitely on par with the SJWs (muh shills, jew opressors, white genocide) and while those do exist to a point it ends up exaggerated wih constant shitposting and accusing eachother of being shills which ends with a board full of trolls trolling trolls. They do have their good threads regularly though.

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>>67545705
what thread

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>texting aussie slag
>tells me shes wearing a thong
>tell her to send me a pic
>she sends me a picture of her flip flops

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>>67545699

>>67545580
he's definitely gotten more crazy as he's gotten older. probably from seclusion. in the 80s-90s he was pretty sharp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rksd80-FCAw&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEPs17_AkTI

>>67545737
i have assburgers which disqualifies me

>>67545663
>their new found obsession that they are actually influential

Are you implying /pol/ isn't influential?
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf

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Join the Army lads

alri thailad

>>67545737
>paid shit to get shouted at and shot at

nah

>>67545580
at all times he is playing 6D chess. he literally has a 160 IQ

alri

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>>67545747
upvoted great meme x

>>67545746
>this lazy joke

*dresses up in an elephant costume*

>>67545747
they're both chips

lads i have a really long face what haircut will suit me

lads this extra chunky medium salsa is top shelf

thailad how big is your willy mate

>>67545786
I miss the days when every picture posted wasn't a "meme".

It has to spread to become a meme, and grow and take root in culture.

You have to go back

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>>67545474
Who is going to fuck with this madman

>>67545779
example 1
https://youtu.be/C2ReG7alYnQ

I don't hate non-whites. I resent them, and hate the white leadership that imported them en-masse. If someone gave you a ticket to a cruise, you wouldn't turn it down and we cannot blame the shitskins for coming to our countries.

>>67545663
I think its genuinely because, and I'm not trying to sound like normie5000, they really dont get out much and their view of the world is skewed and mostly represented by the internet, while they do indeed have a small effect on the election its pretty much confined to the internet.

>>67545747
Ah Thailad, I was waiting for you Tbh.
I have this thai lady whom I used to call Mrs. (Last name). But she calls me Mr. (Fist name) and to make matters worse another chicks called her Khun (nickname) in an email that cced to me. WTF.

>>67545831
no if it is a picture and posted on /brit/ its so obviously going to become a hit meme that we may as well pre-empt it.

>>67545852
this post is a bit racist

>>67545737
I honestly wanted to join the Marines when I was a teenager

Went to the recruitment office, walked in and there were three blokes sat behind desks. I said, "I'm thinking of joining the Royal Marines", to which one replied, "You're fat.. No chance."

The other two started laughing and I walked out and never thought about it again. ;_;

>>67545831
I swear the current "meme" meme surge in recent years is one of the most cancerous things ive seen

>>67545775
Get a commission as an officer then. Pay is far better and you do the shouting.

>>67545852
You're not even a native of that land. What are you talking about lol

>>67545872
Bootnecks are mean

I bet they looked like super heroes behind that desk though

>>67545822
but that's silly
>>67545827
yuuuge
>>67545864
>But she calls me Mr. (Fist name)
She fails at Engrish
>another chicks called her Khun (nickname)
"Khun" is a title of respect like sir or ma'am

>>67545853
I don't think they have an effect at all. I believe /pol/ is the effect, and Trump being good enough to win was the cause. Rather than /pol/ being the cause and Trump winning being the effect.

They're (at least these last 2 years) just a symptom of the excitement for change and hatred of the establishment that's been brewing in America and lead to Trump's victory. Nothing more.

>>67545872
sound like they were just pricks lad

even then fat people are good at floating so they were incorrect to insult you

best part of the entire election season was the skewering of Jeb Bush t b h

Is it safe to eat defrosted chicken 2 days later?

>>67545872
What did you expect, it's the marines

Why not the army or air force?

>>67545906
giz a gander then

>>67545899
My ancestors created the civilization that is Canada. And the specific land that I'm sitting on was bought from the natives by Europeans in a written contract.

stupid arab fuck, you do realize the arabs were invaders to north africa right?
>>67545869
just a tad racist

>>67545917
no throw it out and buy take out lad

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hmm

hmm......

ohhhh

ahhhhhhhh

yes
>>67545906
>>67545831
>>67545784
>>67545747
THAILAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>67545935

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The GF's hand

>woke up at 2 and slept through 4 hours of naked clare boobies on babestation

fucks sake

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1479436230106.webm

>>67545910
Thing is, I wasn't really fat. Not obese fat anyway. I played rugby a bit so I was stocky and broad.

I'm fucking fat FAT now though.

getting my daily dose of propanolol, escitalopram, rizatriptan, and dexamfetamine lads

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>>67545949

>>67545955
>visible skin

HARAM what a slut

Every Time I remember we left the EU because a fag smoking pint man I want to cry.

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What do you lads think of the HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY

QUEENS ESCORT & BODYGUARD

>>67545940
tell me more about these 'child' 'sex' 'slaves'

>>67545934
Because the army and the air force didn't appeal. The Marines seemed like an actual challenge.

whos groovin right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Ug7YgqVNo

>>67545977
still living in a black and white funeral tape?

>>67545982
literally shaking rn

>>67545937
Still doesn't make you a native. Also I'm berber and been here for 3000+ years. Try again.

>>67546010
Things are slowly beginning to return to normal

got therapy in an hour where i whinge for an hour while she does nothing *thumbs up* *ok hand sign*

>>67546005
You realise you need to be the kind of person who runs 10 miles every day to even consider the Royal Marines

They're the most elite non-SF force in the world.

>>67545993
wish the Royal Scots Greys were still about

Thailad smells

>>67546005
Well yeah that's kinda the point, iirc their bleep test requirement is almost double that of the police

No room for chubbies lad

>>67546025
I am a native Canadian I was born here you fucker. Europeans took up 10% of the land in Canada and made a wonderful, 1st world society that native americans are more than welcome to participate in, but they chose to fester on reserves rather than pay taxes like normal human beings.

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>>67546056

>>67546042
>Royal Marines
What do they wipe the queen's butt?? LOL!!

Can't sleep

Been thinking,whats the best way to ask a girl out but still stay friends if rejected? Literally never asked one out in my life.

>>67545973
Do not like the accent

>>67546056
jingle bells

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The utter state of Canadians now

business idea: go to thailand, find thailad and yell "THAILAD!!!" at him
then go shag some ladyboys and eventually kill myself

>>67546072
If she enjoys your company but doesn't want your dick she'll have problem throwing you in the friendzone after she declines your advances. If she's a total cunt she'll lead you on for years though, don't be a sucker

>>67546073
What accent is it?

>>67545909
Even if they dont directly affect it they have indirectly contributed to the so called alt-right which has given a lot of Trump supporters a place to flock to, and is even referenced by the MSM and Hillary Clinton herself, as I said its not a big effect in the majoritys eyes but its there.

>>67546072
send her "hey, umm, i was just wondering, do you want to be my gf?" on msn and if she says "no" then just say it was your mate playing a prank haha

>>67546056
...nice

>>67546038
nice, i'm going in for mine tomorrow

business idea: kill myself

>>67546087
>eventually kill myself
lost me here, I'm out.

>>67546087
wouldnt mind going on a drunken romp with thailad in patpong

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>>67545982

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>>67546069
Longest and most intense basic training in the world my burger friend

Have been to deployed to every conflict for centuries and centuries

US marines are more on par with regular British Army infanteers.

>>67546108
I would like to invest.

>>67546094
Yeah I realise that. It's difficult though. I just hate all this emotions and feelings shit, I'm basically a robot.

being honest with myself

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>>67546099
>>67546102

>>67546108
business idea: you kill me and then yourself, or vice versa

>>67546120
dont care lmao

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>>67546113
*hands you the menu*

>>67545982
> fag smoking pint man

I know you're trying to make smoking and drinking seem lame and out of the ordinary but you're failing.

trying it on

>>67546120
if they're our best soldiers why are they a navy unit

>>67546141
kek my dad told me saw a pingpong show in the 80s

absolute dog

>>67545982
Ever had a broken nose?

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>>67546137
k

>>67544213
>me on the left
nice try spiderbutt, we know your kind browses these parts.

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>>67546141
>pussy chopstick
need to see this

>>67546061
>Ah the old we built highways and hospitals argument
That's like me coming into your house, raping your wife and beating up your kids, and then claiming that the house is mine because I bought new furniture and left some beers in the fridge. Doesn't work that way.
>1st world society that native americans are more than welcome to participate in
You mean the ones left after the biggest genocide in the history of humanity? Well please excuse them for being a bit shaken.

>>67546141
>pussy magic razorblade

Don't know if I want to see this

trying my best and having a rest

did rosy respond to that birthday card the lad sent her earlier?

>>67546077
lisicki laid an egg

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>>67546147
They're commandos

Best soldiers are Army SAS (Super Army Soldiers)

>>67546157
i was just trying to rile u up.. shucks

>>67546181
>shucks

fuck off back to a tom sawyer book you backward prick

having a look and reading a book

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Would like to join the army, but the pay just isn't worth it 2bh

Irish army is around 400 quid a week for a private

>>67546151
>>67546161
cannot unsee
>>67546167
nor me

could heem thailad with ease

New thread now!!!

>>67546203
>>67546203
>>67546203

is your thread with friendly gay

Confession: I put a sharpie in my pooper once and kept it there with the end sticking out for a bit, threw it away after

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>>67546178
>Super Army Soldiers

make the new thread an anime edition please

>>67546193
i will literally lick your asshole until its clean as a whistle you fucking faggot

>>67546166
>genocide

canadians LITERALLY did not genocide natives. that was the yanks. cannot control how they're affected by eurasian diseases.

What's done is done. However you cannot argue against the point that Europeans made something of Canada, natives simply lived there in harmony with nature.

Europeans created a successful 1st world state that millions of people want to move to. Natives would have made cave paintings and fought petty squabbles between each other for millennia, never developing electricity.

>>67546141
your thumb looks a bit swarthy, are you a paki?

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http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/16/british-woman-gang-raped-in-dubai-faces-jail-for-pre-marital-sex-6261635/

>>67546227
>canadians LITERALLY did not genocide natives. that was the yanks. cannot control how they're affected by eurasian diseases.
Genuinely don't know about this tbqh. As in don't know the specififs of the american genocide but I know it's the biggest in history.
>Europeans created a successful 1st world state that millions of people want to move to. Natives would have made cave paintings and fought petty squabbles between each other for millennia, never developing electricity.
But I put a 40' HD TV and a home cinema in your home after I broke into it, beat the shit out of you and raped your wife, that makes it at least partially mine now.

>>67546227
Natives had a easy life. Eat, do natures drugs, hunt, play sports with each other, have sex and start a family.

The white man literally came about and created a waaaaay more complex version of this all for the same outcome: to get some pussy and start a family while enjoying life.

OH MY GOD MARK ZUCKERBERG IS DEAD OH NO, THE HORROR