/brit/

first for cornetto

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>>67523844
VERY good edition

just had a disappointing wank

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How do we improve the British genetic stock?

stupid fucking yank edition

taking a girl's virginity is shit but every so often I get the urge to do it
too old for that malarkey now though

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>Steven Gerrard to manage MK Dons

HIGH ENERGY

>>67523899
literally don't live in the city

I was commenting on the fact that yanks, albertans and aussies have cringy as fuck cowboy culture in their rural areas.

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>>67523893
*cums on you*

going to the cornetto shop. anyone want anything?

>>67523930
milton keynes is so horrible to look at

looks like a bizarro yank town

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best house parties have dub rooms desu

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>tfw never got to experience Sasha and Digweed at their prime in the early 1990s up north

all these SJW types need to be exposed to the real world, preferably via warfare

>>67523917
>too old for that malarkey now though
because every girl over 16 has already had theirs taken so you'd have to be a turbononce to even consider it

never post here again you disgusting animal

>>67523888
by getting me a qt brit gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sL2YZ8mS1w

someone's just come into the toilets at work so I'm sucking in the poo that was already half out until they turn the hand dryer on

don't want them to hear the splosh

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>circle the invader in each family

Romania NO

just remembered a video I saw on /brit/ of a terminally ill child dying in bed, next to her family. Really got the ol' feels going.

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>>67523888
by giving me a british gf

>>67523959
known attractive girls that were still virgins at 20 tbqh
>but they were lying
why

>>67523939
yh get us a chip butty m8 cheers

>>67523888
thought that was maisie and sophie haha

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which one would you prefer to get pregnant?

>>67523052
they literally printed and shipped out thousands of these to stores and then she lost. they never bothered to print out a single trump magazine or ship a single one to a store

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>>67523947
That's exactly what it is. This is a satellite town of Toronto.

"The city built around a mall"

Women are 47% more likely to be injured in car crashes b/c for decades only male crash dummies were used

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why are people still saying mean things about trump

he's the president after all

>>67523977
is it the one where they carry her to the car aferwards and put her in? that one made do a very long and sad think. not very glad you reminded me of it 2bh

>>67523998
Think of it like this, what would you rather hear?

>Yeah I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin
or
>I've been fucked so many times it's going to feel ike riding a bike through the channel tunnel.

>>67523995
Imagine genuinly picking this ugly pig as the celeb you obsess over

Every SINGLE time this nasty hog of a """""woman""""" is posted I throw up a bit in my miuth

>>67524012
right

>>67523995
fuck that illuminati whore

>>67524055
no he's not

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>>67524046

>>67524046
Is there ever problems with parking in these places? Wouldn't it be practically free?

>>67524058
"I've had an appropriate amount of sexual partners for my age" tbqh

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Is this the memest meme city in Britain?

>>67524059
so you won't mind me having her then, not sure how it works in england but i think i'm supposed to offer 3 goats lol x

>>67524090
Milton Keynes aint a city

>>67523995
>tfw i'm a fucking manlet
>caralad is dutch, and they're all tall as fuck
>could move to britain and woo qts using his elongated stature
lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XkT2ZhO5AI

>>67524012
gonna have to go with left

Did a new:

>>>/tv/76378148
>>>/tv/76378148
>>>/tv/76378148
>>>/tv/76378148

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the SJWfu

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>fuck that illuminati whore

>>67524078
yes he is

>>67524058
these are girls I've known for years and they told me when they did eventually lose it

>>67524046
That is actually tragic

>>67524090
me on the left

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>>67524046
Looks so sterile

>>67524114
i'd>>67524116

>>67524116
absolutely disgusting, I'm sure she loves h*llary cl*nton
>this is the only "hot woman in the UK

>>67524090
it's layed out like a video game

Something out of sim city.

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>get home after a long day and see this in your bedroom
what do?

do they even have goats in netherlands

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>tfw never got to go to Orbital raves around the M25 in the mid-1990s

>>67524082
most of the condos are built with underground parking

>>67524081
>>67524138
>>67524150

everybody hates it, don't worry. its just a landing pad for poo-in-loos that want to immigrate to canada but can't afford to live in toronto

>>67524114
would leave her in a wheelchair tbqh

>>67524056

ye quite possibly

just filtered the yanks

FOY

>>67524118
no he's not. he's president elect

>>67524175
why don't they have nipples

fuck sake been in the old thread for ages

>>67524181
caralad is the GOAT

>>67524167
She's French

>womens vaginas get looser the more sex they have

ah yes

>>67524216
because they themselves are nips

>>67524175
wonder who the fuck has been printing off noncey anime shite

then i'd find htem

then they'd be in for the heeming of a life time

>>67524213
kys cuck

>>67524213
but he will be the president in a few months so it really makes no sense to pretend like he isn't

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>>67524216
the nipples are covered by umi's torso or arm

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>start new salaried job at the end of the month
>wont get paid before christmas

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>>67524204

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doing a draw x

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>>67524256
hmm

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the janny deleted the old thread

i'm a bit worried he'll delete this one soon

President Trump will not last a year. He'll retire early or be impeached. Pence will be president for the remainder

>>67524312
>doesn't have at least 10k stashed at all times

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>tfw never got to experience underground soviet synthwave parties

>>67524326
wow beautiful xx

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>>67524258
turns out it was her

you wouldn't hit such a cute girl now would you

>>67524344
Mike 'Suck cock get a shock' Pence will be a great President.

going to dox and then chin any cunt who posts anime below me

>have 50k in savings
>have never worked a full time job in my life

feels good man

>Isis: London and Portsmouth among Europe's most notorious recruitment hubs for foreign fighters, report reveals

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/isis-british-members-foreign-fighters-cities-london-portsmouth-worst-europe-belgium-paris-ctc-report-a7422371.html

>>67524374
He sounds like any other typical neocon runt desu

>>67524400
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/isis-british-members-foreign-fighters-cities-london-portsmouth-worst-europe-belgium-paris-ctc-report-a7422371.html

Portsmouth?

Thefuck?

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>>67524394

>>67524344
you sound just like trump supporters who were saying hillary will be impeached if she wins which to be fair to them was far more likely than trump resigning from the presidency

Poll time:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11672681
http://www.strawpoll.me/11672681
http://www.strawpoll.me/11672681

http://www.strawpoll.me/11672681
http://www.strawpoll.me/11672681
http://www.strawpoll.me/11672681

>>67524373
hit cuter desu

>>67524417
t. gay fag

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>tfw never got the feeling of coming up on a penger just as Sasha was dropping this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubD5rW82IG8

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>wake up
>still no Finnish gf

>>67524400
fucking state of belgium

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>>67524012
Give me Umi any day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCm1BEgQTW8

>>67524441
>penger

Feeling lightheaded

Nearly shit myself lads

Made it back home in time though

watching a documentary called tickled. It's getting sinister

>>67524474
Whenever I speak and laugh too much, I go light headed and close to passing out

Why does this happen?

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>>67524449
Why are the white terries ALWAYS rangas?

>>67524449
Before those airport attacks I never even though Belgium had many Muslims

Assumed all their immigrants would be from the Congo

>>67524516
getting bullied too hard by FOBs so they lash out

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>>67524441
>tfw came up just as zed bias dropped this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljz9XYbXsUs

absolutely murdered a 7 inch pizza, 10 mozzarella sticks and a box of wedges just now

feel like a right fat git ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYCN9cDCzKU

used to think id never get tired of dubstep but here we are :\

getting difficult to type with left hand

>>67524519
its because >we being belgium germany and the netherlands imported loads of foreign workers in 60s and 70s from all over europe turkey and morocco
everyone fucked off home but the turks and moroccans

>>67524516
aren't those usually chechens?

>>67524400
Portsmouth mentioned

/brit/ absolutely btfo with no survivors

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>>67524558
fucking choon mate

>>67524516
>terries
>rangas

fuck off

it is the God-given duty of any upright Anglo man to fight socialism wherever it lies, lest it encroach upon his people

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>>67524459
good taste

>>67524599
Never talk to an Australian like that in /brit/ again.

>>67524428
GOOD poll tb h lad

god isnt real

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>>67524599
t. Muhammad pablo von braveheart

>being anything but an assured atheist
do you literally have no shame

>>67524443
new a finnish girl off /soc/ once upon a time
she was an alcoholic, and a smoker, and only ate one meal a day so she wouldn't get fat
she was amazingly beautiful though and had great taste in music
shame i live on the opposite side of the world tbf desu , she always said i looked like peter steele, who she liked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBDlw0RBd8U

>>67524516
Never met a leb ranga?

>>67524637
>implying there's a difference between the places where brown people come from

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>Labour's official position is they want to keep free movement with the EU but also leave the single market

Howling

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>>being anything but an assured atheist
>do you literally have no shame

>>67524669
those pesky argentinian mexicans amirite

>>67524090
It's weird to realise that is a real place.

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>>67524689

Vision getting blurry

>tfw will never hear this live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUXGud4Qc10

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>>67524624
Cheers lad.

Know if the new Love Live! is any good by the way? havent watched any with the new cast, also are any related to the old cast like the sisters?

>>67524716
Argentina is white

>last thread actually got deleted
HOWLING

>>67524618
it is the God-given duty of any upright Anglo man to fight protectionism wherever it lies, lest it encroach upon his people

cannot believe there are people on here who presumably can operate a computer that think god might be real

sort of realised I'm friends with the wrong people

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I really love anime lads ngl

Would never admit this IRL ofc haha

>>67524659
Sounds fucking perfect ngl lad.

>>67524768
visibly cringe whenever someone tells me they believe in god desu

>>67524790
nonce

>Russia is planning to send people to the moon
>America is planning to send people to mexico

Discuss

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>cannot believe there are people on here who presumably can operate a computer that think god might be real

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>>67524046
CAUSE YOU SOUTH BEACH SOAKIN FOR THA SAUGA CITY KID

>>67524807
>Russia is planning to send people to the moon
>America has sent people to the moon
>Sending people to Mexico is a crazy ridiculous idea that they just cannot achieve

hmm

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Lads this picture is unironically real

The absolute STATE of Clinton

>>67524768
god is real but in a way that most of us can never comprehend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcNvj12W5Gw

Does anyone else like trolling daft cunts on eBay by sending them offers for their items massively under the Buy It Now price?

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>>67524659
Would leave you in a wheelchair if I met you and you looked like this

>>67524768
>>67524794
>it's an atheist doesn't understand the logical conclusion of atheism episode
shan't
>>67524791
she was a good lass, but she removed me from skype one day for no reason
still think about her every now and again, but i do that with lots of girls tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUMIE5XsGEc

>>67524862
Is that Steve buscemi

prefer a girl with some meat on her bones

>>67524862
#nomakeup

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>>67524862
Reaching her final form.

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>>67524862
Where did it all go so wrong

>>67524862
she lost and she's still under found investigations LMAO

>>67524862
wonder if she looks like this intentionally

Do the fedora tippers in this thread irrationally hate all religions, or are eastern and pagan ones okay??

>>67524917
obviest trap ever

Anyone here used a penis pump? Does it make your willy big?

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>>67524901

>>67524892
i had similar hair at the time, i've since cut it, i look nothing like him facially

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8

>>67524920
>irrational
>hating religion
pick one you absolute cuck

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>>67524862
JUST

Should I move to milan or not lads? VERY big decision.

Itd only be for 6 months. I hear bad things about the city, but it might be a nice adventure

>>67524925
they aren't traps, its just ordinary cd

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Me.

>>67524946
>cuck

FOY

>>67524913
four*

no idea how found got there

my fingers might be retarded

>>67524955
>gf

absolutely love pale thick girls
had one for a little bit but she was a sket

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>eastern and pagan

>>67524917
need me a gf(male)

>>67524955
>splitting hairs

Just consumed:

2x Bacon & Cheese Wraps
2x Steak & Cheese Rolls
6x Cherry Tomatos
2x Caramel & Custard Doughnuts
2x Kinder Bueno Dark
4x Cups of Coffee

>>67524978
fuck off you utter normalfag

>>67524920
I hate all religions.

I long for the day when people realise the one true thing closest to god is a the creature that slumbers in the centre of this hollow earth, and when he awakens the earth will tear apart and we will all ascend to the ethereal plane.

>>67524862
Apparently she got completely blotto election night once it came back that it was mathematically impossible for her to win and she started throwing things and called John Podesta a greasy wop

Lmao

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*yawns*
*snuggles into blanket*
Oh hey wagies, welcome home.
How was the weather out there today?

>>67524946
Don't hurt yourself on that edge, you've got school tomorrow

dipping custard creams into my coffee

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Playing Pokemon Moon and I'm gunna get a Donald Trump pokemon.

>>67524978
Last time I fell in love with a sket. But trust me, I will never do that again

>>67524911
>911
ayy

>>67525016
FOAL

According to british statistics a few of you are complete fat fucks.

Come out and admit it if you are fatty

>>67525014
fat and lazy fuck

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>tfw will never be Australian
>tfw will never chase after Sheilas
>tfw will never get drunk with Bruce and the mates
>tfw will never live in a country that has actual fucking sunshine for more than a week a year
>tfw will never live in the least cucked anglo country

>>67524937
She will do just fine

Need a bf

>>67525014
put your diaper on and link me to your webcam haha
then send me the diaper after a few hous ahah

>>67525019
Makes her seem more relatable desu

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>>67525053
Yeah but I still don't have any friends

>>67525039
had that lyric in mind tbqh
definitely will not be opening up to a girl again

>>67525034
This is lies.

>>67525071
well shes my gf so back off bud

Need to be a bf

>>67525053
youd still be an autist there, surrounded by even more normies and happy people

dipping the bollocks in my tea

>>67525053
Mate there's about a million brit twats like you already moved there why not take their lead and fuck off

>>67525051
What's lazy about it? I had to go to the fucking shop to buy if, you hairy cunt.

Need a bf

>>67525053
>>67525085
australia is a turbo normie country. the brazil of the anglosphere. here in montreal its great because no one knows what language a stranger speaks so we just dont engage each other in conversation. its like england or a nordic country.

(You) bait

>>67525113
>autist in a muslim infested shithole surrounded by grey clouds 99% of the year
>autist in a chink infested shithole surrounded by sun 99% of the year

hmm, tough choice

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The so called car lads

Thoughts?

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>>67525053

could wring any of your necks

*dips your balls in boiling tar*

whoops hehe

i realised today i would suck most mens cocks, i just love doing it

>>67525145
>montreal is like England

You can't genuinely believe this and be capable of using a keyboard without adult guidance you utter retard

>>67525053
>tfw will never be british
>tfw will never chase after slags
>tfw will never get drunk with nige and the lads
>tfw will never trudge along a lonely cobble road through the morning mist and emerge at the local pub
>tfw will never live in the motherland

>>67525184
*slaps knob onto desk*
well?

>>67525180
bet youd rather ring my finger you bent cunt

>>67525187
genuinely cannot fathom how shitty it'd feel it your child killed themselves

>>67525199
I made a comparison because people in montreal queue up for things properly and dont chat each other up like yank and aussie mongs. Same as in norway or finland.

Going on my gap year backpacking around magaluf and Sheffield

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if you wouldn't pound this bp into oblivion you're gay af

>>67525079
>>67525107
>>67525143
>poofs on every corner of the world
very impressive

>>67525184
It's boring though?

One of those things that's only sounds good when you're on the vinegar strokes

listening to coltrane lads

this thread is turning me gay, stop

>>67525224
>>67525187
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/29/mother-of-son-who-hanged-himself--after-being-accused-of/

The girl who lodged the fake rape accusation needs to be executed.

Sunni Muslim lad here, AMA.

I'll let you lads in on a secret, we always gloat about outbreeding you non-Muslims at the mosque.

any1 want to do some ironic/semi-ironic gay roleplaying? :3

it is what it is

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what's the point of new zealand when australia exists

>>67525273
isn't it

>>67525240
I'm not prison-gay, so no, I wouldn't

>>67525221
>>67525221
>>67525221
>>67525221
Good banter.

Thanks

S-s-so c-c-cold out-t-t here lad-d-ds

*shivers violently*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF46GALAFAo

is the Aussie twink with the big willy here?

>>67525280
What I wanna know is why NZ isnt a state in the australian confederation lmao it has fewer people than victoria and NSW

>>67525280
What's the point of new England when england exists

>>67525272
I'll do completely unironic kicking your head in mate

>>67525271
inshallah brother

>>67525240
skinnyfat

at least traps could put in some effort and go full anorexic

>>67525280
Know how every major anglo country has to have that retarded neighbour country who is a liberal cuck?

England has Scotland
USA has Canada

Well, Australia has Canada

>>67525325
im an aussie twink with a 7inch cock but ive never posted about it before

>>67525312
*offers my jacket*
I think you need this more than I do, sweetie.
*smiles as the warmth returns to your frail body*

>>67525130
none of that "food" required any cooking whatsoever

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>when you get sad but then remember the opium wars were a thing that happened

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>>67525341
>Well, Australia has Canada

hmm

>>67525341
lol

>>67525341
you fucked that right up lad

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I CAN'T ORDER FROM THEWAREHOUSE NZ WEBSITE TO FINLAND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67525350
this lad posted a picture of his when he was in the tub

>>67525271
that's not a secret at all

>>67525271
>>67525335
I wonder if there are any actual unironic Muslims here on /brit/.

>>67525370
nigger

>>67525371
>>67525375
>>67525382
Learn how to read maps you morons

gonna start listening to the knife lads
ahead of their time

>>67525393
yeah me actually

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whos ready to get pummeled?

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>>67525370
>unironically saving pictures of black people on your computer

>>67525367
That doesn't make a person lazy, you fucking Kraut faggot.

>>67525325
>>67525389
twink with an above average willy here but I have definitely not posted it

>>67525266
Is there no punishment for false rape accusations in the UK? it quite literally fucking destroys peoples lives.

It's fucking disgusting.

If you were doing anal with a girl and got her poo on your dick, how would you react??
Would you just carry on or what???

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Genuinely no idea what I'm supposed to say to this

Had a girl tell me yesterday she was "low key crushing" now I'm fucking "pretty", genuinely insulted by this bollocks

>>67525391
Hmm, I think I might be straight after all

>>67525424
deleted all mine after 2 months of /pol/

>>67524742
Sunshine is okay. They're supposed to be fans of mu's and one girl is a transfer from the original school

worth watching imo

>>67525424
sorry its been on there for years from when before i took the red pill

>>67525431
only for normies though so its all good

>>67525442
go straight to the willy pic

>>67525442
FONT

>>67525442
Just say 'cheers' or something you absolute mong

Fuck donald trump, yeah nigga fuck donald trump

>>67523962
>>67523995
>People not from Britain actually have a positive view of British women

kek

>>67525014
Just consumed:

Load of bread dipped in gravy (after work snack)

Cooking soon: lamb shank

>>67525442
"Not as pretty as you x"

Only proper response lad now get to it

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>unironically being religious in the current year

>>67525440
i would carry on and then wipe it in her hair x

>>67525431
The 'accusation was simply withdrawn' and he killed himself before anything else could have been done about it. Worst part is that woman had a daughter, she lost her brother and mother to a false rape accusation.

Absolutely cannot even start to understand what that must be like and I lost 1 parent and very nearly the other to suicide, but there was nobody else to blame with that. There is very clearly someone to blame here. If I was that daughter/sister I'd probably end up killing myself too and trying to take that lying bitch who caused it with me.

Holy fuck. There's a robot on Pointless!

>>67525505
Literally the only good British women are young, council estate chavs who haven't popped out their first kid yet.

Proper tasty chav slags

>>67525442
"wow you too"
then
"we should be pretty together over drinks"

>>67525451
Cheers lad will give it a go.

>>67525457
Does it matter what you are?

3 days without a wank

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Kek

Just gonna meme it

>>67525263
nah its hot being completely dominated by a proper man, on your knees pleasuring him, swallowing all his cum

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>>67525442
>genuinely insulted by this bollocks

sure you are normie, fuck off with your fishing for attention

Back from the store, lads.

>>67525561
smack your head against a wall mate

>>67525561
foy

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>>67525561

>>67525565
Not really tbqh

Felt like nothing every time I tried it.

Then again, I think I may have contracted the prison gay and don't like men at all, but women are so fucking horrible

Eh, whatever

>>67525442
>750*1334

>>67525578
wtf walking by himself what a creep

would completely split anzu in half

>>67525578
OH MY GOD WTFFF HE WAS WALKING???? HAHAHAHAHA "JUST" HAHAHA

Kek, they said "Mesopotamian refugee" instead of Iraqi/Syrian

Made me think

>>67525561
kys

>>67525578
The guy on the right looks like the kind of person who argues on twitter about white males

>>67525604
>sucked cock multiple times
>don't like men
pick one, gaylord

>>67525643
looks like an anglo diego costa

>>67525591
>>67525596
>>67525603
>>67525634
I'll have her number within 4 messages, guarantee it

>>67525578
guy on the right looks like a PRAISE KEK poster

>>67525658
>>67525658
new one

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how is she 21?

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>>67525643

>>67525678
She's skinny and caked in so much makeup she looks 2.5Dimensional.

just ate a blueberry crepe

it was disgusting

>>67525578
are jeb

Hmm

Ahh

Yes.

How big should a boot be?

My foot's not moving around or anything but there's definitely quite a bit more space in shoe part of it than I'm used to

>>67525578
holy shit i can just imagine jeberino muttering the delegates, donald.. to himself walking in downtown boston at night wondering how it all came to this, how his retarded brother had 2 terms and he was trump'd

little janny jan jan

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post you're movies

>>67528764
bit late lad