/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

anime

Trolling reddit has never been easier

US-sama, please help Latvia-kun, Russia-kun is bullying him. Don't let Russia-kun bully any more, Ukraine-san is still in the hospital.

>>67494772
Haven't you heard? Russia is my new best buddy and if he says otherwise im going to take that little shits lunch money.

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Brit women

>>67494754
How? Do you give them anti-Trump propaganda and watch them chimp out about "muh wall!"?

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Good edition
Good taste
Good thread

Just ordered 15 subs to be picked up from my local Publix, they didn't take a credit card or anything

Just gave them my name and credit card.

I have no intention of picking them up

terrible edition
terrible taste
terrible thread

>>67494850
Phone number*

Penis

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>hanging out with bros
>say ill suck his dick
>he thinks its just a prank
>get on my knees and start sucking
>he trys to pull out
>wrap my arms around his legs and brace them against my chest
>steal all his mana
>Mfw I was a succubus the whole time

>>67494772
Go be autistic somewhere else

>>67494825
Basically. They're so anti-trump that even humouring his points brings out the shills and sjws

/r/politics is a fucking goldmine

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FUCK /CUM/

>>67495026
>Misreading the post
>Reddit is anti-Trump
Newfag pls leave.

>>67495038
Fuck EU

>>67495068
A-are you seriously implying reddit is pro-trump?


BAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>67495113
yes please

>>67495118
First day on 4chan, kiddo? This place is swarming with pro-Trump Redditors. Oh, that's right. You're just a shill.

Really good article, needs a read

http://archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=24240

THE IDEA has become popular in liberal, libertarian, and neoconservative circles that the United States is a "propositional nation." This means that the essence of America consists of certain ideas, from which it follows that the principal thing we should concern ourselves with in our national life is whether we continue to instantiate these ideas. It also follows that conservatism consists in conserving these ideas and this is the problem by implication nothing else. This is a thus deeply mischievous notion, mischievous because it is a half-truth, and it must be debunked.

The first problem with the idea that America is a propositional nation is this: what is the proposition? Ignoring answers invented on the spot without even pretence of historical justification, the most common answer is that it is,

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

The first problem with the claim that this is our national proposition is this: this is not the law of the land. These words come from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. One might as well say that America is founded on Tom Paine’s assertion in his pamphlet Common Sense, that "an island cannot rule a continent." Both these assertions may be true, they may be noble, they may have contributed to the subsequent founding of our country, but they are not law and are therefore not morally binding on Americans. The Constitution is the actual, legally-binding, law of the land, upon which our other laws, and thus the structure of our society, are based. It is the foundation of our nation, not the Declaration.

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>Why yes, I do believe that Reddit is anti-Trump

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>>67495180
This place is definitely Trump Shill central but Reddit is the opposite. It's why you gotta browse both.

>>67495068
literally the entire site was pro-clinton with the exception of one small subreddit. /r/politics for example had a population 12 times larger than the trump subreddit and it was clinton's propaganda machine

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>>67495232
>Why yes, I do unironically browse Reddit

>>67495250
Looks like they're back to being berntards now

>>67495250
Ever notice how all British flags are pro-Trump? It's almost like there's some kind of shill around here...

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>>67495281
>he doesnt browse reddit

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Me when visiting this thread without mom's permission

>>67495336
>Admits to using Reddit
>Admits to being a Trump shill
Wew lad.

>>67495331
>point out how you're wrong
>omg you must be le pro-Trump

why are clitary cucklets all pathetic lowlife losers?

I sometimes think about getting my life together, becoming really fit, and returning to make some neet my wife

>>67495417
haha sorry for breaking the masquerade but sometimes you gotta have real talk, you know?

>all these aspiring janitors itt

>>67495417
Say it with me: Madame President

A happy Leni is a cute Leni

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>walking through campus
>THICC girl in yoga pants waiting in line ahead of me
>get to spend a solid 10 minutes looking at her ass

bruhs

>>67495432
Why are you shilling so hard, CTR? The election is over.

>cucking for the loser

sad!

>>67495495
reddit

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>>67495479
I want to confuse Leni.

>>67495487
That's it?

... you just looked at it?

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>>67495525
>trying to turn 4chan into Reddit

Sad

>>67495561

did some imagining too

quite a bit, actually

>>67495593
That's what it already is you faggot

Wing Stop or Whataburger for lunch?

>>67495621
I hope you took some pics for your buds at /cum/

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>>67495659
there's so few fast food options in canada reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>Why yes, I support the murder of animals by buying wings and burgers

>>67495677

nah

Im not LMM

>>67495694
You pretty much have the same options as most Americans, Ameri-lite

There's literally nothing wrong with being autistic

>>67495694
You didn't answer my question dumb leafposter

>>67495747

t. Autist

>>67495747
Except you know, for the ackwardness

i am absolutely running reddit now, my lads

may as well be the ceo

>>67495743
nah

five guys is very uncommon
never saw whataburger
no culvers
no chipotle
no potbelly
no chic fil a
no in n out

>>67495820
What are you doing here, Mr. Trump?

>>67495352
>yfw somebody put a stake in the leaf pile
People do this all the time in sweden and finland. Like put a stake in the water by a peer so when people jump in they impale themselves. Or they put fishing lines on biking paths

>>67495773
i can't answer it because i dont know what those are

>>67495906
Well would you rather eat a burger or chicken

>>67495867
i see five guys, chipoltle and chick fil a everywhere

>>67495878
It's bait for the Canadian stealing all my OC. >:} Gonna catch that rascal this time.

>>67495924
depends on the burger and the chicken

one place may be so much better it's not just a matter of burger vs chicken

>>67495986
Fine fuck it
evens = burger

>>67495946
where do you live?

there are like two five guys in my city of 2 million

yes fuck real /int/ discussion

let's talk about chic fil a

mcfuckin kill ya selves

>>67496026
okay mister NYC

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today was a very nice day /Cum/.
hows is your day going?

>>67496032
>Implying the Redditors will allow us to have serious discussion

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>that one Ukrainian guy in every /cum/ thread
cheeki breeki

>>67496032
wtf is "real int discussion"?

Also this is a general, we talk about everything.

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pourin' out a 40 for all the /cum/dumpsters that have been bullycided by Trump supporters

>>67496081

I slept for maybe 2 hours, found out I didnt have class after waking up for it at 8 in the morning, and bombed a quiz

>>67496069
w-what?

>>67496086
talking about fast food restaurants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W0tiskB0Xk

this is pretty nice desu

>>67496081
not very good, how about yours

>>67496115
HILLARY IS THE FUCKING BULLY!

>>67496086
You sound like a turbo normie.
This is supposed to be an autistic club where we banter back and forth about stuff people like you don't care about.

>>67496152
you live in a massive city

>>67496081
*throws you out of a helicopter*

>>67496210
I am a normie indeed. Not every place has to be an autistic weeb zone. Us normies need love too.

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>>67496173
woke up like a fresh new born baby didn't slept in a bad position found some 500 pesos on the ground, today was a very good day. Also why is your day not going very good?

>>67496224
it's not that massive

but big enough that there should be more than two five guys

>>67496081
I had great day, thanks for asking, Texas :)

>>67496261
lol fuck off

>>67496210
go back to fucking reddit please

>>67495946
There's no chick fil a in Canada

On the first part of the journey,
I was looking at all the life.
There were plants and birds. and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The first thing I met, was a fly with a buzz,
And the sky, with no clouds.
The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But the air was full of sound.

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>>67496233
OH SHIT

>>67496262
i'm ill and i should've gone to a blood analysis tomorrow but now that i have taken a pill my blood isnt neutral anymore so i have to wait until next week and move my doctors appointment

>>67496335
you don't even know what that means

>>67496262
How much is that in dollars

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>>67496338
wrong, though they are not standalone

>>67496383
almost a dollar

>>67496397
>one in an Airport

This doesn't really count fox.

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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

Leaves belong in the new leaf general

>>67496374
>this is supposed to be an autistic club
no, wrong, get the fuck out retard

>>67496431
there are tons that are not standalone and appear next to other restaurants

t. west coast

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>>67496383
not even one dollar lmao, but still managed to buy cremino

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>>67496472
Leaves should leave.

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>tfw the freedom of 4chan is being able to be stupid in every single post and not get infamous, banned, or reviled for it
It's so free and I love it. And of course it is. It's an American website.

Thank you, America! I love you! I've no idea where would I even be without all of America's contributions to life.

The USA is the best!

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>>67496484
looks pretty good

>>67495946
I've only ever seen one Five Guys before.
I know it's in Canada, but they're kinda rare to find.

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ganamos

>Britbongs
>in charge of not getting their queen trapped

>>67496565
Fucking everywhere in the GTA now

>>67496550
looks like a BLACKED version of your flag

>>67496537
I'd rather live in Sweden 2bh.

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>>67496550
I've never seen that lol, this is the real cremino

>>67494850
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, SON!

>>67496565
five guys is shit, i wish we had more in n outs here

Should I get a pizza or go to bed?

>>67496654
Pizza is bad for you!

>>67496480
This place isn't for you. Go back to twitter.

>>67496654
get pizza in bed
>>67496629
is it still hot enough to eat ice cream?

>>67496690
just fucking go back to farming karma loser

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I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say: Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you

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>>67496472
>>67496519
>when you rough-housed with the Americans and now they want you to leave.

Sad!

>>67496654
Go to bed on the pizza.

Is this runglish speaking Ukraine flag actually from the Ukraine or is it one of our favorite shitposters with a proxy again?

>>67496750
You should go to /b/
seems more your pace

>>67496696
it's 18:06 here still hot to eat ice cream

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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

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>>67496599
>looks like a BLACKED version of your flag

That's Latvia's flag, the ice cream sandwich.

I want to give foreign wimmin cum faces

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>>67496602
Having visited the US for a few weeks, I'll agree. But I can still admire from afar.

>>67496823
what a tasty flag

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Starting to think I'll never be satisfied/happy with my life lads

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>>67496802
A little from column A, a little from column B.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO PLAY SOME SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

>>67494894
If its actually your phone number, they can track it down to you.

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Why is it so hard?

>>67496802
I'm thinking it's CIA. He's done this shit before on a South Korean proxy.

>>67496928
Awful show desu

>>67496905
muthafucka u dont know me

finna get smoked talkin that kinda trash

>>67496928
KEK
U
C
K

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>>67496928
>the bible games episodes

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>>67496964
S'all gud.

>>67496954
I would like to read a Psychological evaluation of CIA

ROXANNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT

haha i just googled the word sex without mums permission

am i in trouble now

>>67497132
>mum

Back to >>>/int/brit

>>67497132
xDDDDD

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>>67497132
Not yet.

How about D*sney's website?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibrK3DXnHkM

one of the best episodes desu

>>67497132

absolute MADMAN

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>>67497393
Did you know Ukraine's flag is popularly believed to represent wheat fields on the steppe and blue sky above? But this is in fact, not true.

>>67497552
enjoy your ban

>>67497132
>mums
bongs out

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i need some relaxing anime to watch, so I need your help /cum/ weebs

>>67497542
Just googled "Ukrainian flag" did we?
yeah you can pick up some real zingers there, boy howdy!

>>67497642
How do we know you're a real Ukie and not just a proxyfag?

>>67494805
Brit or not, the best looking women are swarthy with brown hair.

>>67497614
watch Yuru Yuri

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>>67497642
Hey, what happened to your accent?

>>67497614

Flip flappers

non non biyori

Little Witch Academia

>>67497679
lel fuck does it matter to you? you a mod?
suck my dick

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>>67497689
Nein

Ukraine women are best women.

>>67497716
Just curious

>>67497722
the cheapest*

Is there a manga adaptation for the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

>>67497746

boku no pico

>>67497614
Plus tic neesan

>>67497746
yup its called superjhemp

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>Is there a manga adaptation for the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

>>67497614
Naruto

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I had a Italian sub from an Argentine deli
It was delicious

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> Is there a manga adaptation for the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

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>>67497807
>Naruto

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>>67497809
>Italy
>Argentina

Blackest restaurant I've ever heard of.

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>be canadian
>grueling through uni
>american students get a 100 on exam for walking out for 1 day in protest of trump

>>67497903
Leave it to Canada to post stale memes

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you have 20 seconds to name a shittier skill

you cant. Literally pay 2 grind

>>67497983
How can you say that when yanks are the ones posting fedoras all the time?!

im really glad my mom didnt let me play runescape

@67498023
>yanks
>excuse me I am a british-canadian

>67497896
You're not supposed to give(You)S, dicklet

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>>67497983
>Wop detected

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>>67497722

>tfw you return to your harem of novo rossiyan slags after slaughtering hohols

ahhh

>>67495710

Gonna have to get some buffalo wings tonight

>>67498115
good lad

i've noticed if i poo immediately when i have to it comes out as pretty soft, but if i wait a while i think my colon absorbs the shit juice and i get a firmer doo doo log

>>67497989
firemaking is pretty shit, no reason to go for 99

>>67498101
Look at them, already finding jobs, mere weeks after arrival. Italy is an example to us all.

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https://www.usgs.gov/news/usgs-estimates-20-billion-barrels-oil-texas-wolfcamp-shale-formation

Yeehaw!

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>Wop detected

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LEFTIES GET OUT OF THE FREEWAY

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>>67498218
>wops get triggered this easily

The average household headed by an immigrant (legal or illegal) costs taxpayers $6,234 in federal welfare benefits, which is 41 percent higher than the $4,431 received by the average native household.

The average immigrant household consumes 33 percent more cash welfare, 57 percent more food assistance, and 44 percent more Medicaid dollars than the average native household. Housing costs are about the same for both groups.

At $8,251, households headed by immigrants from Central America and Mexico have the highest welfare costs of any sending region — 86 percent higher than the costs of native households.

Illegal immigrant households cost an average of $5,692 (driven largely by the presence of U.S.-born children), while legal immigrant households cost $6,378.

The greater consumption of welfare dollars by immigrants can be explained in large part by their lower level of education and larger number of children compared to natives. Over 24 percent of immigrant households are headed by a high school dropout, compared to just 8 percent of native households. In addition, 13 percent of immigrant households have three or more children, vs. just 6 percent of native households.

>http://cis.org/Cost-Welfare-Immigrant-Native-Households

Whisper this quietly around the clintonkins

>A FUCKING WOP

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Failed my networking class, lads

>>67498458
FAILURE
A
I
L
U
R
E

Canada is for liberals and faggots

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>>67498458
We all fail a couple or a bunch of classes, eventually.
Now you're a shoe in for an A, next semester.

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>>67498482
And America is for cuckolds, what's your point?

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>>67498458
Better luck next time, anon.

>>67497689
I agree, pretty much Mediterranean women

Big bonus if they have light colored eyes

>>67498565

Pretty sure this is from a comedy

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>>67498601
>American """"comedy""""

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hello dear Burger friends
I would like to request some further information about Oklahoma, the state you can see in the picture I posted

I got curious about it when I saw it on the election map, I looked it up on wikipedia a and found out that it's even smaller than Slovakia (by population), and that it's probably the most republican state, even though it's only ~2/3 white and overall seems like a really nice and interesting place

what is your expirience with the state?
does anyone care about them?
what is their culture?
aren't they pretty much just Texas lite (they look like Texas' hat)?

>tl;dr
what is Oklahoma like?

thanks for answers
t. curious autistic European USA fan

>>67498638
Expect a bunch of Texan butthurt.

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>>67498638

There's a lot of Indians there (pic related)

I think only people in Oklahoma care about Oklahoma.

Not sure

Not sure

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>>67498213
thats a lot of oil

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>>67498565
>>67498623
this won't trigger burgers, it'll just make them aroused

redpill me on USA

what is the best state? i already know california is the worst cesspit

>>67498519
I'm still an A student, I only failed this one very important class

>>67498638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSBUNxo-HU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXxiIgkEoUM

>>67498583
Muy amable.

I'm gonna fucking do it!

https://youtu.be/mfWDDrbm8pA

>>67498909
You better stay dead this time

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Muh heritage tiers.

God tier:
>French

Great tier:
>Italian
>Hispanic (full European)

Good tier:
>Scandinavian
>Anglo
>Japanese
>German

Okay tier:
>Greek
>Slav
>Balkan
>non-Japanese East Asian

Bad tier:
>"""Hispanic""" (mestizo mutt)
>T*rk

Meme tier:
>Arab
>KANGZ

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>fatcunt workout partner can't do 20 pushups

>>67498832
Florida

>>67498983
>flag
>French above Anglo
Get the fuck out of my country you dirty frog.

>>67498983
>Great tier:
>>Italian
fuck off wog

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I got to stand up in class soon but I have a boner
What do I do?

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>tfw have a crush on an illegal immigrant but voted Trump

>>67498983
>Cringe tier: Irish

>>67498734
>Texan butthurt
huh? what would they be butthurt about?
afaik Oklahoma was never Texan clay
elaborate please
>>67498738
>There's a lot of Indians there (pic related)
yeah I read that it was originally intended to be a place where to shove all the indians
also interesting thing is that in the 1920's their national guard air strike'd the local black neighbourhoods kek
>>67498850
interdasting

>>67499042
>>67499043

t. Anglo scum

>>67499062
Fap man?

>>67499091
lol

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Lads

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>>67499142
Hey

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>Lads

>>67499222
It's been a while buddy, how's everything been?

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>>67499216
degenerate

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>>67499216

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YOU DIDNT MAKE THE CUT

>>67499216
I was expecting a penis to show up...

The United States must adopt French as our national language

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>>67499270
Ok
Just trying to finish the semester with decent grades
How about you

>>67499454
Hello, Russian friend

>>67499458
Why?

French is gay, best spoken by women

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Goddamnit. I applied at FedEx last week for a package handler job, and to work at FedEx, you are required to partake in a visite of the local facility. I was scheduled for yesterday morning at 7h30, I went there and everything went fine. Now I am supposed to wait until FedEx sends me an email to go further into the application procedures. This is taking too fucking long. Something might have fucked up. Tried to go on my Career Profile with my email and stuff but it no longer works what in the fucking I'm freaking out right now fuck

The worst is that there is no fucking phone number to talk to someone from the Human Ressources so I can get to know what the fucking is going on

>>67499458
I agree

>>67499510
The same, I'm trying to pass but barely hanging on with one class. If I fail I get forced to change my major

>>67499458
>introducing a language from a people who got massacred by two men in a small room full of men who just died like cowards.
Introduce is to the coast line states.

>>67499216
gay

>>67499536
>package handler
I got a package for you right here bub ;)

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>>67499511
i gotta go. but you keep the barrio locked tight, ese

>>67499536
jesus chill the fuck out man

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>>67499609

Literally what the fuck is the purpose of the hair on my toes?

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>>67499555
Shit are things looking good for you?
Also are you sure you want to do this major?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfYXxqvd-Mg
>The therapeutic sounds of 3 hours of a Gamecube controller

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>>67499536
>Anon seemed like a good choice for the job
>no, he was way too paranoid
>Oh well, plenty of other candidates

>>67499458
Why?

>>67499722
To keep them warm and for succing

>>67499536
I did that for some weeks. They took a little more than a week to call me for an interview. Ama

>>67499638
>Midget Loco
>not South Park Mexican

much to learn ese.

>>67499728
Well I need a B in both of my classes, I have an 86 and 83

Thing is though the one with the 83 the final is looking to be difficult. I want to switch majors but I don't because I'm deep into this major. It's a conflicting feeling desu

>>67499609
>Made in Finland
>Choking hazard due to small parts

>>67498983
I have french and spanish blood, wtf I am

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it happened boys

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>>67499828

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>>67499828
A cute!

>>67499764
Nice!
I think they are supposed to send me some forms so they can do a background check on me right? By mistake I applied twice in a row for a visit or the facility, so basically I am also scheduled for tomorrow morning but fuck it I already went yesterday.

I'm kinda reassured now that you say they took a bit more than a week, I don't want to be forgotten. Getting a job right now is such a pain

>>67499842
but for how long

>>67499865
3.5 years.

I'm in love but that won't help me in life

Why are women allowed?

How big is the average vagina?

>>67500027
too big for your dick, whitey

>>67500027
far bigger than whatever you're packing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lWPQHMgpuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lWPQHMgpuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lWPQHMgpuw

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>Hey Christie, get me a list of all the guys you think would be good at politics n shit.

>Lol they're all fired. You're a fat shit Christie.

>>67500027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vaginal_size

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>>67499860
thank you!

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>>67500084
get that dubbed shit out of here

Is this true? Were my bullies victims?
https://youtu.be/CUvFeyGxaaU

Vaginas are visually disgusting

Only nice when your dick is inside

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I just want somebody to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright

>>67499997
They control the pussy supply.

>>67499861
I either got an email and did the background check stuff online or I did it during the orientation, I can't remember. Anyways, they will ask you to stack the boxes in a certain way, so pay attention to the orientation video

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>Key & Peele

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>>67500239
>The entire west coast

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>>67499118

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>>67500210
whatevers going on, i know you'll be able to get through it anon!

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>>67500221
THANK YOU! I'm so reassured now

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>>67500210
Everything si gonna be ok. anon

>>67500027
5 or so inches but it can expand quite a bit when excited.

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>Why yes, I do hail from the east coast

>>67500320
Oh, Mugi... your coal burning slut face brings me joy

>>67500342
>south coast*

>>67500027
Human vagina can fit all, fit girls have tighter ones, fat girls have deeper ones, small girls have boney ones, black girls have smelly ones! Look up girls using baddragon dildos it can literally fit a horse

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>>67500373
Ged oud! Dis nod ur genral!

Tits = Legs > Ass

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Hey /cum/ I just got my shipment of (You)'s!

dungeoneering sucks too

>>67500631
Ugly as fuck

>>67500027
About tree fiddy.

>>67500538
Face >>>>> Everything else

Is it normal to feel sick from not masturbating?

>>67500685
This is incorrect

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>>67500196
True that. They're nasty, but feels so good when she's really turned on and she's clamping down on ya. That's how you know she really likes you.

>>67500631
cute

>>67500697
You are probably just sick because you haven't had your daily dose of /cum/. May I suggest you sample the finland, or perhaps a spot of Chile.

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>This is a premium canadian vacation

>>67500748
A pretty face us the ultimate sign of good genetics

An ass and tits are attainable but a beautiful face is just natures gift

Personality >>>>>>>>>>>>> Everything else

>>67500497
/ita/ is currently under occupation I'm just here to undermine the confidence of your average /cum/stain towards your political leadership in preparation for the eventual invasion and liberation of valuable memes

>>67500836

>leafs will pay money to look at snow they can find in their own backyard on a weekly basis

really fires the neurons

>>67500836
that looks nice