/cum/

reminder that you can do whatever you put your mind to, anonymous!

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y u heff to be med?

>>67500964

pugs are an afront to evolution

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>>67501004

>>67501004
Am I the only one who likes a bit of teeth when girls go down on you

Shorty wanna thug bottles in the club

Does anyone remember the retards who flooded /cum/ on election night and kept angrily asking why California had so many electoral votes?

why is Flip Flapeprs so fukicng perficet?

>>67501076
no

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>Lost the popular vote by a million
>Only 47% of people voted for him
>42% of people didn't vote
People's President, everyone

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FUCK /CUM/

>>67501076
No. Post proofs

>personality> better than looks
>personality is the sum of all your characteristics as an individual
>your looks have to be worked upon for them to actually be viewed as good
>working requires effort
>significant effort could be a character trait
>your body is a mirror of your personality
>looks= personality
Could this mean that ugly people are just ugly and lazy?

>>67501102
I mean, the nation is so divided and only consumes media that affirms their beliefs, that I don't even bother anymore. Just move out of the Rust belt and Trump won't fill your lungs with coal.

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>>67501004

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>>67500964
>>67501004
I never liked pugs until I saw this.

>>67501102
It's estimated 3 million illegals voted, i assume most voted for hillary, so she probably lost the popular vote in reality

>>67501091

because the art style is really good, the adventures are fun(like the spooky mansion with the faceless girls), and Kokona a cute

plus the yuri factor

>>67501179
Yeah estimated by meme-rightists.

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Pug thread?

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why are we so damn lucky /cum/?

http://www.businessinsider.com/usgs-estimates-20-billion-oil-barrels-in-texas-wolfcamp-shale-formation-2016-11

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>>67501129
>Could this mean that ugly people are just ugly and lazy?
Ding ding ding!

I'm gonna try really hard not to buy alcohol tonight. Wish me luck /cum/

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>>67501129
Ugly people are often ugly on the inside too. beautiful people are often beautiful on the inside too.

Really causes the ole neurons to fire.

What if we turned all of America's enemies into beautiful women?

>>67501254

russians already have beautiful (young) women

>>67501241

right there with ya bud

>live in """"best"""" coast
>violently woke up by earthquake
>after getting your house in order you try and get a glass of water but nothing comes out of the tap
>have to commute 10 hours to work, get robbed by the crips when you get off your bike
>another earthquake hits
>have to attend 5 hour seminar at work about 27 newly discovered genders
>commute back home
>house burned down by wildfire

>>67501239
>>67501254
This explains why everyone hate mes desu
I am now going to put effort into my life

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>>67501215
>>67501258
heading to bed, good night my friend

>>67501241
listen to music if the urge rises

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>>67501224
>Alberta's oil sands areas contain an ultimately recoverable crude bitumen resource of 50 billion cubic metres (315 billion barrels)
>Hippies keep trying to stop it
>Saudis keep flooding the market

Nuke Mecca, Medina, and Riyadh when?

What's this one called?

>>67501285
everyone has beautiful women

bix nod

>>67501305

Ive never felt an earthquake where I live. And even the shittiest traffic gridlocks only take 3 hours at most

most wildfires only burn the shitty parts of the state

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Why the fuck do I have to wait in the queue for 10 hours to play Ace Combat? I just want to fly my jet

>>67501358
mufugga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGmt6kAl-E
>mexican cuisine
huh

>>67501343
Nuke them right the hell now, Saudi Arabia is the worst country on the planet, followed closely by China

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>>67501102
>Wanting California to decide every election

>>67501360
What a quick reply, as expected from the WCDF

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>>67501390
Whats your jet buddy?

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>>67501399
Best Allies!

>>67501449
I can't remember the name, but it's brown and shaped kinda like a pterodactyl

>>67501440

>quick reply
>more than a minute later
>least coasters in charge of telling time
>mfw a LEAST coaster thought it was midnight at 9 PM

>>67501254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OubHHtNM94s

>>67501305
>live on """beast""" coast mid-atlantic
>some of the most crowded parts of the nation
>people tend to be douchebags
>nothing happens
>go to the cities and run for the safe zones when the sun goes down
>depressing, asshole provincialism
>get stuck in traffic, get frozen in time
>just fuck-all boring and depressing

grass is greener DESU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qhpv2xiQpH

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>>67501486
Is your jet a pterodactyl?

>>67501487
>implying a minute isnt quick
I think all that legal weed is rotting your brain anon
>>67501536
I wish

>>67501179
>3 million illegals voted

Sauce

>>67501343
no need, just like the euros fight over it

>>67501462
I don't know why we are allies with Saudi Arabia, i like israel tho so we should team up with them and glass the rest of the middle east.

>>67501549

I guess your gf would know how quick a minute is, wouldnt she

>>67501360
>only take 3 hours at most
I live literally 15 minutes from my office. And that's because I got a new job. The previous job was 10 minutes away. During my hour lunch I'd sometimes walk home quickly, shit, eat lunch, and watch an episode of peep show on netlix then walk back to the office. I feel bad for you cucks who rely on the motorized jew.

>but your apartment costs a lot to live in

Less than a car plus gas and insurance and maintenance and my fucking time. And commiefornia STILL has some of the highest rent prices.

>>67501585
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>67501619
Fuck you doing Chile

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>>67501585

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>>67501619

How long is it ok to last from getting head

>>67501588

Im pretty sure Im reading this chart wrong but I think you're incorrect

https://www.missourieconomy.org/indicators/cost_of_living/index.stm

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>>67501437
>Presidents that lost popular vote but, won electoral vote
>B. Harrison (literally who)
>W. Bush (kek)
>Trump (A FUCKING MEME)
Yeah, who cares right? Fuck Cali

>>67501672
at least 30 minutes

>>67501658
>literally who county

going to go take a walk while it snows

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>>67501671

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>>67501619
>>67501671
You boys done look lost, why dont you just head on home.

>when I look in a mirror and my self-image is shattered because I'm reminded I'm a freakish, ugly looking fucker
I should just wear a mask.

>Just got an ad for diversity
What the fuck am I supposed to do about white people

Why are white people a problem

Fuck off Fusion

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>>67501701

>>67501730

t. injun

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>>67501737

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>>67501749
Do not ever imply this implication again

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>>67501698
ironic coming from you

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Oh boy, they're back.

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>the proxy fag is having a conversation with himself again using the same set of anime girls

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>>67501798
That your're native american? Why not?
>>67501816
even more ironic coming from you

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>>67501796

>>67501829
>spics
>anime posters
>they

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>>67501850
Because I'm not

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>>67501885

anime?

>His state taxes alcohol
>His state hasn't legalized DUDE WEED

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Anime?

>legalizing a highly addictive narcotic

>His state is so disgusting that there's a slur associated with it's people

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anime?

>>67501990

>ConnetiCUNT

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>>67501854

>>67501990
Which state is that?
C*l*f*rn**ns?

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>he uses extra flags

>>67501990
>He can't stand the IRL shitposting
Cuckneckyourselfcunt

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anime ?

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>singleflags upset they cant participate in the circlejerk

>>67502025
Massholes
>>67502027
>not having extra flags
>not participating in daily civil wars

if your state flag doesnt have a cute bear on it, you're basically dumb

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>>67502058
>Massajewsetts

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>>67501990
Any slurs for Floridians?

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>>67502027
>it's yet another extra flag based discussion

>>67502095
Yea, Floridians

>>67502095
yeah, floridians

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>>67501557
>>67501214
>there's 11 million+ illegals and they don't require ID to vote so of course illegals didn't vote you conspiracy theorist

>>67502086
>Literally who

Best state flag coming through

>>67501569
Petro dollar, but that's changing with all this shale us and leafland keep finding.

my state flag has a woman's boob and a dead guy on it

also "sic semper tyrannis" is the coolest latin motto in the US

>Yeah, I'm from baaawwwstooon

>>67502162
1300 called nerd they want their flag back

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>>67502095
Floridorks

>>67502084
>Not having a cute buffalo on your flag

>>67502127
Uhh, buddy, AHA
I don't think you know who you're talking to :))
Swetty :))))

>>67502124
Mate, I had to present my DL to vote.

Some chick besides me was turn down because she registered too late and even she presented ID

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What are we talking about again?

>>67502170
I agree.
We have the most feminist flag. It's classical, offensive, while also being liberating and patriotic.

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>>67502185

>south dakotan flag doesnt even have a buffalo on it

LMAO

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What is Nigel doing these days now that he has memed Britain out of the EU?

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>We have the most feminist flag. It's classical, offensive, while also being liberating and patriotic.

>>67502207
Nobody but Americans are posting right now so we have to resort to flag autism for conversation.

>>67502104
>>67502111
kek

>>67502230
Nah its got a cute lil steamboat on it instead

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>>67502196
Lots of places don't require ID, you probably live in a non retarded state

Best provincial flag coming through

>>67502207
whatever we want, like always

>>67502208
I have one in my room

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>>67502207
who the cutest poster is >:3

>>67501684
>I don't know what federalism is or how it works
Read a fucking book

>>67502272
That flag is ugly as hell. Quebec has the best one.

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>Yes, I live in a province

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>mfw a south dakotan was stuck in the 1800's while we have modern coal fueled boats

>>67502272
Manitoba look a like flag

>>67502307
No it isn't

>>67502308
province is more accurate in our case though since the provinces don't have as much autonomy as states do

>>67502296
>TWO fucking bears
lmao, California on suicide watch

I live in a Commonwealth

>>67502309
You're not very bright

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>two
Three!

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FACT: If your state was not one of the OG 13 you can FUCK RIGHT OFF all the way to MEXICO

>>67502356
Massachusetts is a shithole

>>67502336
shut up nerd

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>>67502309

>campus computer still uses tubes and punch cards

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>I refer to my state as part of the british empire

>>67502365

t. Steamboat willy

>>67502372
this desu

>>67502372
Where does that leave West Virginia?

>>67502387
at least we don't let illegals vote

>>67502372
I like to tell people that if they're west of the Mississippi, they ain't American.
(VA here btw)

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>>67502366
California is dead

>>67502401
You're not very bright

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>he eats kiwis without the skin

>>67502420

of course you dont, you give every immigrant citizenship first

>>67502422
zozzle

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>>67502372
>FUCK RIGHT OFF all the way to MEXICO
You mean California?

>>67502428

Ive repeatedly turned down acceptance letters from MIT and Cal tech

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>>67502372
>his state doesn't touch the atlantic ocean

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>>67502443

>>67502443
canada has a much stricter immigration policy than the US Tbh

I don't want to turn this into a canada vs america thing though i like america i shouldn't have said anything

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jej

Who /nogf/ here?

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>Ive repeatedly turned down acceptance letters from MIT and Cal tech

>>67502477
See?
You're not very bright!

>>67502463

>a fucking VINEYARD

>>67502499
i'm /SalvadorianGF/ master race

>>67502477
>Ive repeatedly turned down acceptance letters from MIT and Cal tech
You're just proving his point

>>67502497
I've literally never committed a crime

Am I not real black?

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>>67502418
WV was chopped off by greedy Ohio coal moguls against their will, they started as part of the usa so they can stay.
Besides, we need to be able to shove the government in the Greenbriar when SHTF

>>67502529

you dont detect sarcasm well, do you

>>67502541
agree

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>>67502463
>a vineyard
>meanwhile cali wine is literally best in the nation
how will coneticunts handle this?

>>67502515
>he has red on his flag
commies should be gassed desu

>>67502562

the american flag has red on it, you stupid pinko

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>i drink vino

>>67502541
Uncle toms pls go

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>>67502499
More like /nobf/ desu.

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>tfw too smart for MIT and Cal tech
>>67502588
state flags you mong

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>>67502562
>his flag has a blue background
oh wow how original

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>>67502559
>Implying the best wine in the nation of Mexico has any relevance to a true american
What is there to handle?

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>>67502499
me tbqh

>>67502499
I have a date tonight.

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>>67502598

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>I post pictures of men wearing fedoras to shame others on a Mongolian yurt construction forum

>>67502600
>One of the OG 13
Yes actually

The Virginia Commonwealth flag was adopted at the time of secession and never changed but the design dates back to the Revolution

>>67502623
Fun game, terrible VA

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>>I post pictures of men wearing fedoras to shame others on a Mongolian yurt construction forum

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>he doesn't own a fedora

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>>67501102
>babbys first election

its like these dumb googles voted without understanding how its worked for 200+ years

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>I refer to my state as part of the british empire

>>67502679
>googles
>>>/pol/

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>I quote post without backlinks with a picture of a greasy neckbeard wearing an outdated fashion item

>>67502692
please tell me he put on the fedora to be ironic

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>>67502598

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>I quote post with backlinks

>>67502692
I assume this is directed at me. I couldn't tell at first because you seem to be wildly misguided about the origin of the term commonwealth

Why do celebrities keep having children when they're like 50? Don't they realize that they'll be like 75 at their childrens university graduation and then dead like five years later? Don't they realize that's kind of fucked up?

And yes, this goes to Trump to.

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>

>>67502598
People were saying that you had killed yourself on Election Day

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>I assume this is directed at me. I couldn't tell at first because you seem to be wildly misguided about the origin of the term commonwealth

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>>

>"""cum"""

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>>67502788
Except i didn't.

>>67502831
Good

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>he's not apart of the British empire

Pennsylvania drivers licenses look the best

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>a fucking bear

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/cum/ is 2edgy4me2dae

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>>67502499
>>67502598
the only reason why I haven't gotten a gf is because I'm to apathetic and I tend to have a high ego, thanks God escapism exists and I don't think about that

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>>67502856

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>a fucking vineyard

is there a way to post images without having to save them

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>>67502856

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>republic

>>67502889
you can link url

>>67502889
Yes. If you have 4chanx

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>oh, you say you're from conneticut?
>what cool and interesting symbol is on your flag?
>a pair of grapes!
>oh...well thats...interesting

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>he doesn't save all his images

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>I don't have extra flags
>I'm afraid of my state getting rekt

meme meme! MEME! MEME! MEME!!!

me, me, me
m-me
mee
me-me-me
meme!
MEME!

meme, meme, meme

MEME MEME MEME!

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!

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>democracy

>>67501102
>Be Democratic party
>Put an alchoholic puppet on the ticket
>"I don't understand, how did we not win by several millions of votes and a hundred delegates?"
It's good that Trump won. The fact that so many people voted for Hillary literally because of the flames fanned against Trump was disheartening for me as a liberal.

>>67503003
Me on the left.

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I told my mom that I'm tired of the routine of
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>eat
>stay inside
>go to bed
Her answer was to get a girlfriend.

FUCK YOU MOM YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS

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>>67503003
this is a nice gif

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>he doesn't have a gf

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me, me, and me

>>67502994
calling hillary a liberal is like calling trump a republican

they both took what labels were useful to them at the time

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>hes not a human

>>67503036
Get a motorcycle or go get a job like working on a fishing trawler or something

>>67503036
smoke weed

>>67503059
oh, and you do?

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>>67503059

delet

>>67502305
>Missing the point entirely

>>67503036
life is a monotone vicious cyle imo
>>67503059
>implying I need one

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>>67503115
ignore mapleniggers for a more pleasant /cum/

>>67500954
t. guy who is naturally good at everything

Finally some (You)s

I'll stop now

hello, is it alright if I vape here?

>>67503036
Haha my mom tells me the same thing and I'm in the same boat you are
I am getting close to a gf tho desu

>>67502559
Wine is for fruitcakes
Real men drink PBR 5.9%

>>67503170
yes

https://youtu.be/Yeceofo7TEw?t=21s

hacked my 3ds lads
can now download any game i like for free
not really in the mood to play any at the moment though
lol

>>67503170
Only British women are allowed here

>>67503181
>drinking canned urine

still, any beer at 5.9 isn't made for taste

a friend is bringing by guinness soon

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>Perhaps the most prominent feature of the Arms of the State are the three grape vines positioned in the center of the shield. Historically, these grape vines were passed down from a seal brought from England by Colonel George Fenwick in 1639. Colonel Fenwick's seal served as the seal of the Saybrook Colony and was passed on for the use of the Connecticut Colony around 1644. It is thought by some that the number of supported grape vines represents three colonies, New Haven, Saybrook and Connecticut (Hartford), which merged as "Connecticut" by 1665. Grapes are symbolic of good luck, felicity and peace--evidence of God's kindness and the goodness of providence. Vines represent strong and lasting friendships. Of course, grape vines are often associated with wine makers.
History and culture

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>>67503210
i know the feel

>take the time to download SNES emulator and a dozen games i liked as a kid
>only play two kirby games and like a third of super mario rpg
>dont even know where the folder with all that shit is anymore

>>67503271
why do I get the feeling this is some cropped rule 34

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>his license plate doesn't have a geographical landmark

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>>67503287

license plates should be a white background with blue letters and nothing more

>>67503322
Damn right

t.ontario

>>67503099
>motorcycle
What a stupid meme. And why would I want another job, especially on a boat surrounded by smelly filthy fish. Do you do unpleasant tasks for fun? If so, my oven range needs cleaning, come on over.

>>67503114
>smoke weed
Already do. But I'm out. I was thinking about texting my dealer tonight but I might wait until the weekend to pickup.

>>67503172
How?

>>67503140
Hi texas

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What is /cum/ doing for Thanksgiving? Canada need not reply

>>67503322
Just be glad you don't have yuro ones.

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>>67503370
hi

>>67503373
Gonna eat turkey then have sex with my gf

>>67503373
I'll be at work

>>67503370
>How?
A coworker, I'm like 95% sure she likes me, I'm just waiting for a good chance to ask her out

>>67503373
Eating food and watching football. What the fuck else would you do?

>>67503373
Gonna eat turkey then have sex with my bf

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>>67503373
I don't know, my father is too old to celebrate thanksgiving anymore, so i guess i'll do the same like any other day.

I WANT TO FUCK SPONGEBOB

>>67503470
you should at least eat a bit of pumpking pie to celebrate, baja-senpai

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>>67503489

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This is not my beautiful house.

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>>67502265
>almost every single state that voted blue doesnt require an ID to vote
my neurons are working overtime

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>>67503530
Ok, thanks ameribro.

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>>67503373
Getting stuck in a cabin (read a couple of mobile homes mashed together with a musty basement) with my mom and her new husband and a bunch of people I don't know.
Just gotta tough it out for a day, because my dear old nana is stricken with like 3 cancers and isn't long for this world.

Wish I was doing this with my father, who's still alive and well. Great man and great BBQer, a shame he got wrapped up in the Gordian knot that is my mother.

>>67503550
When I went to vote I took out my registration card and my license just out of habit because I need an ID to buy a fucking beer I figured I'd pull it out while I had my wallet out. Hell, to check into a hotel you need a photo ID! But voting? Fuck that, that's racist!

The guy wouldn't take it either.

>>67503373

I like to cook but I'm not going home to see my family but I also have work off from Wed-Fri so here's my plan

>Cook food while drinking beer probably a turkey breast (it's just me), stuffing, sweet potatoes, maybe mac and cheese if I can be bothered, and whatever else
>call parents
>make a plate of too much food
>get really high on dude weed
>eat food and watch tv
>take a bath
>go to bed

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>tfw cool 70's until monday when its going to rain

>>67503489
>not Sandy

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>>67503550
shocking, isn't it?

but no you can't require id cause it's racist because non white people are too inferior to be able to obtain ID

funny how the left comes off so racist with their bigotry of low expectations

>Tfw have to work at 7:30 am on black friday

>>67503785
What's black friday like? We don't have anything comparable

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god dammit. i'm thinking about all the mistakes and dumb shit i've done, at least I have completos

>>67503815
depends what store. it shouldn't be too bad for me, might have a line of 10 people at most, but shouldn't even get that bad
other places literally get mobbed, and people are usually killed every year being stomped on, and injured fighting over tv's and shit.

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What is /cum/ having for dinner?

>>67503815
The nigger stampede. Literally.

>>67503815
>There have been reports of violence occurring between shoppers on Black Friday. Since 2006, there have been 7 reported deaths and 98 injuries throughout the United States.[18] It is common for prospective shoppers to camp out over the Thanksgiving holiday in an effort to secure a place in front of the line and thus a better chance at getting desired items. This poses a significant safety risk (such as the use of propane and generators in the most elaborate cases, and in general, the blocking of emergency access and fire lanes, causing at least one city to ban the practice.)[19]

>>67503818
give an example of what you're thinking

>>67503851
>>67503854
>>67503856
Americans 'like' this? Or is this again one of those things corporations made you 'like' to get more money?

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>>67503818
Try focusing on the feeling on air coming in and out of your body. Its a good distraction
>>67503853
Eggs, bacon, and waffles

>>67503891
the deals are very good. 75-90% off. I don't think its worth braving the storm though, probably more worth it if you're poor

>>67503891
Only niggers and turbo poorfags actually go out on Black Friday to save 300 dollars on a shitty 700 dollar TV that the Company is trying to liquidate due to it not selling.

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>his numberplate isn't a polar bear

>>67503891
It's fun

>>67503936
canada has got to go

>>67503961
Take him back please

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>>67503961
polar bear hater detected.

>>67503936
This is literally the only benefit of living in this meme territory.

>>67503853
im thinking about going to a restaurant i like, it's sort of a cafeteria style experience

you order and they call you up and you grab your food, fucking massive portions of home style food

i have so many choices i can't decide

salisbury steak
chicken and ribs
pasta
meatloaf
shepherds pie
cabbage rolls
burgers
all day breakfast
fish n chips

etc

i cant make up my mind, hopefully something catches my eye when i get there

>>67503974
Im a south carolinian
I just live here
but someone please stop the canadians

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>>67504017
>not wanting to live in an isolated town above the arctic circle

absolutely plebeian tbhfam

>>67504059
>isolated town above the arctic circle
I like communities where competitive alcoholism isn't the main form of entertainment

>>67503885
how i was unable to maintain my friendship with my only friends

>>67501102
>>Lost the popular vote by a million
Why do people keep saying this? He lost by less than 0.6%