/brit/

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

>anime
pom

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>>67479056

*disarms Iraq*

what does pussy smell like lads?

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Wish they made more series of this

I'M A PREFECT

i would support a free movement deal between Australia and Canada over the one we have with New Zealand

Canada doesn't have Maoris

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terrible edition

Looking forward to Brexit and Trump fucking everything up and everyone realising how retarded they were for supporting them.

>>67479093
fish

why do we have hair on our heads instead of a protective layer of fat like everywhere else

>>67479093
fish

like unwashed penis

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>>67479109
well that's fucking gross

why do people hype it up so much

>>67479093
Fishy desu.
Went down on the ex once and nearly threw up my brekky

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I like Aussies, not you anime fedoras, but real genuine gay posters.

>>67479093
doesn't smell like fish to me
it's a nice smell imo

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i need good russia stuff

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>>67479104
>I lost and I'm so embarassed and infuriated that I want the world to collapse because of it

Red diaper baby

>>67479112
Actually a rather good question.

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>>67479102
>Cabada doesn't have Maoris

indeed. I would support a freedom of movement between our countries as well, you've colonised Banff and Whistler so we need to colonise the Gold Coast

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Hard one now

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>>67479056
VERY good OP

>>67479093
you know if you don't shower for a couple days then you take your boxers off and get a really steamy whiff off your bollocks?

it's like that but in your mouth

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>>67479102
i thought maw-rees were bro tier?

>>67479112
hmmmMMMMM

someone please post the picture you know the one of the australian car thing

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>>67479094
the other CW series was pretty good at times

>>67479140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjLNhDP4v7U

The most Russian video ever

>>67479112
why we even have the most vital organ of out bodies (the brain) in something that is relatively quite exposed and delicate as well raises a few eyebrows

>>67479122
nah it smells good don't listen to these bumders

>>67479149
keep the snow loving australians they're all faggots.

Never met someone who skiis / boards regularly who i also enjoy being around.

*gets uppity*

>>67479102
canadian aboriginals are basically alcoholic maoris

>>67479112
Would place too much strain on our necks, our head is heavy enough already with a skull and brain in it. Plus we have hair on the rest of our body for insulation too you nonce.

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>>67479164

>>67479185
It's encased in bone

your heart is pretty vital and it only has a few ribs to protect it

*goes doopin' mental*

>>67479149
>90% white
are we truly, god's country?
are we truly, the last bastion of the white race?

>>67479185
Alri geni, where would YOU put our brain? Yer arse?

>>67479208
JANNIES GONNA FREAK

>>67479218
as much as i want it to be true, i find it really hard to believe

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>>67479218
>tfw my province is 90% white

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/eu-referendum-muslims_uk_576e558ce4b08d2c563937ff

Ah yes, all those muzlims coming over from unelected countries.

*puts anime in the bin*

>>67479208
D-delet this, it's making my peepee feel funny.

>>67479237
>implying the french are white

lmao

>>67479193
i bet the kinds of canadians that surf are douchebags

>>67479208
VERY bad post

>>67479149
>that asian for new zealand
wew, does that include islanders identifying as asian? can't imagine them having more than we do

get my first non-single bed this weekend lads

only thing i need now is a gf

>>67479102
>wanting free movement with a place that includes Brampton, Ontario

it's chico time

>>67479283
can't be worse than maori island

>>67479277
have had more grils in my single bed than my queenie hahahaha fml

>>67479244
>allow EU members into the country
>Turkey joins EU
>allow muslims into the country
He wasn't wrong

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>>67479272
karen!!! hahaha I love karen dude, don't you XD

>>67479308
same amount for me (0 lmao)

Think extreme liberals and extreme rorkes are just as bad. There's some middle ground between "priviledges" and not wanting to hear a foreign accent.

>>67479276
new zealand is the size of ireland but they always had a large wog population
>>67479259
most quebecois are norman ffs, nords that have enormous dna presence on the british isles

Business idea: start an argument over something small then stop responding once they've said something really hurtful so they feel really guilty.

>>67479237
isn't montreal full of arabs and muslim nigs though? i mean, apart from pakis they are the worst possible 2 groups to have

>>67479308
don't care

Hola friends.
Cat time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCgGKiTp5w

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posting the WAIFU lads, rate her

>>67479310
it's clearly too late for turkey to join the eu though

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>>67479317

where's the catyank

>>67479353
alright, tanned Germans then

you ever see a pond and think what a miracle of nature that is?

for the hole to be there
for it to fill with water
for life to occupy it

it HAS to be divine intervention, there's just no other way

>>67479332
>extreme liberals and extreme rorkes

the only reasonable common ground would be letting immigrants in but forcing them to integrate

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>ywn save her

>>67479310
Ah yes, the country with an 'accession' state for almost 30 years is going to invade Britain. By the time they'll have joined, it will be mainly non-practising 'muslim' country. Just like Britain is officially a Christian country.

>>67479385
good goy

>>67479332
welcome to radical centrism, my friend.

enjoy your stay

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hope this "cunt smells like fish" meme is real desu lads. the absolute state of me and my craving for a girl is beyond a joke.

>>67479335
muslim arabs
christian nigs

the city is highly segregated, they all live in the east end of the city, i never go there... its fine. Its 70% white and all the suburbs are whiter, compared to toronto which is like 45% white and half the population wasn't born in Canada.

you ever see a black man fucking your gf and think what a miracle of nature that is?
for the hole to be there
for it to fill with BBC
for BBC to occupy it
it HAS to be divine intervention, there's just no other way

>>67479261
Charlie don't surf.

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>>67479428

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>tfw booked a mental health appointment
>tfw going to be normal soon

>>67479410
>>67479335
Montreal is also the safest major city in North America.

>>67479407
that is absolutely 'asking' for it

>Commission says those born in the 1980s are the first to not start their careers with higher incomes than their parents

fudge the boomers

>>67479397
she died when she was 14 you psycho fuck

>>67479344
Second Australian I've met who loves Kanbaru

>>67479459
GOOD goy

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>his final episode for the year literally ended with 'the current year has been awful'

is he autistically obsessed with years?

>>67479407
vagina smells good lad and I hate fish

>>67479445
that's what I thought 6 months ago [spoiler]i was wrong[/spoiler]

this thread is getting really edgy really fast

>>67479449
no its not
people should wear what they want

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>>67479467
because she's best girl

>>67479475
lol ive been looking forward to his post trump episode

popping some popcorn as we speak

Really hate the new adds when i'm phoneposting. Keep popping up and forcing a misclick, then not letting me go back a page to the chon.

food for thought: /brit/ is the final resting place for veteran 4chan posters who have travelled from board to board in search of The Truth

in a sense we are the Knights of Malta tbqh

>>67479383
>the only reasonable common ground would be letting immigrants in but forcing them to integrate
Sure, but these are intervals not suitable for every rorke or every liberal. People from /brit/ tell me to fuck off because I'm foreign (despite British uni educated twice), 'blend in', have a British partner.

I didn't come to this country because I wanted to be with my own people, I wanted to be with the Brits. However, people didn't demonise Italian, German, nor Dutch neighbourhoods or towns in the US.

The rule of law should be absolute. Culture-wise? Maybe we all need to adapt.

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>>67479475
>when he literally blew up the current year sign

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well lads?

>>67479503
get clover if you're on android
unironically prefer it too desktop browsing sometimes

>>67479336
ill fucking deck you

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>>67479410
has quebec city been enriched?
it's the qtest city in north america from what i've seen on the internet

>>67479505
this is somewhat true, i traveled far and wide before landing here

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going to have to drop the 18 year old gf lads

she's too into me. I really hope she isn't going to be too upset

>>67479516
you could have my fuck but I've run out

Do mulattos count towards /blackgf2016/?

>>67479516
Absolutely nothing, pack your bags cunt

>>67479503
stop phoneposting then

>>67479481
not an argument

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>>67479531

>>67479531
been in this situation
she'll be upset but who cares

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>why yes, I do think that empathy is a weakness

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>>67479516

>>67479524
its 95% white

the only non europeans youll see are chinks with cameras

*greets the dentist at the front of my manor home*
*lead him inside*
*notice he won't step on my runt welcome mat*
*after push from me, he finally does, the runt starts squealing*
*show him my runts*
*he inspects each runt's teeth*
*he picks out the best one*
Ah yes, my new piano teeth have 'arrived'.
Fetch me some pliers, Jives.
*the runt starts squealing madly*
heh, runts.

>>67479556
t. hormonal woman

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>>67479516

>>67479573
t. hormonal "man"

youngest and oldest female you'd fuck:

16 and 42 for me

Why do heinz make soups that aren't Oxtail or Minestrone?

>>67479522
On iPhone unfortunately

>>67479546
Have nothing else to do. In the gf's room, while she's gone to a lecture and i didn't bring my laptop

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>>67479568
>piano teeth

>>67479573
t. ahmed

>>67479589
So they can actually sell some

>>67479588
N0NC3

>breasts

dropped

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>>67479594
>t. ahmed

>>67479552
I do. that's the problem. she's so nice and slightly depressed already and I think she might be absolutely crushed.

wish I could be a proper arsehole and just not give a shit.

>>67479588
legal and 46-47

>>67479620
she'll get over it quickly lad

>>67479619
t. poleaboo

>>67479592
>On iPhone unfortunately
good goy

>>67479603
but their only good soups are oxtail and minestrone

everything else is rubbish

>>67479620
proper arseholes do nothing but give shit, you melon

>>67479635
don't reply to it

has poleaboo done the deed and offed himself?

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>>67479588

farewell

>>67479588
>16
>>67479632
>legal
hahhahahahaha
right

Hate going outside wish I wasn't fat and ugly

>>67479634
I hope so.

>>67479671
ta-ta

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>>67479677
don't steal my gimmick

>>67479636
My 13 year old self didn't envisage the jews when buying the 4s 6 years ago.

>>67479684
she's a girl lad that's what they do

>>67479588
14 to 60

willy willy bum bum poo

>>67479722
this

>>67479722
australia has the best teens too

>>67479723
excellent post

>>67479723
your ancestors must be spinning in their graves lad smdh

>>67479703
? ? ?

>Hobbies: Going to the beach
Runt-o-meter going mental lads

would definitely fuck a 16 year old but I wouldn't tell anyone

>>67479756
um, hun... the beach is the place to be.....x

>>67479722
calling crimestoppers as we speak

>>67479737
thanks lad as if I weren't depressed enough

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>>67479751
i'm also fat and ugly

>>67479775
*crimewatch

>>67479759
why not? it's legal in all states except SA

and no one lives there

>>67479588
12 to 60

>>67479791
So they just watch crime? Useless cunts

>>67479783
i'm older so its technically MY gimmick

got called a handsome boy at my gran's earlier

>>67479759
google says that's legal in australia anyway, so why not?

>>67479782
huh?

also, nice on-topic convo you cucks

>>67479802
why not fuck an unborn fetus? they're just a clump of cells

>>67479759
I've shagged a 56 year old woman

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i've bonked two (2) cute 16 year olds lads

WOULD reccomend

>>67479588

those Haitians posts made my bits feel a bit funny ngl

>>67479802
anal isn't legal in queensland until 18

>laws dictate morals
ah yes

There is still social stigma associated with fucking a 16 year old if you're over 20, quite rightly I think
Deluded nonces you lot are

>>67479826
how?
unless you mean when you were 16 too

>>67479811
how is that parrot of hers?

>>67479826
>i've bonked two (2) cute 16 year old lads
bit gay

>>67479813
>huh
because i didn't fuck them when i had the ""chance""

>>67479819
fuck off you know what i mean cunt

some 16 year olds are hot and its legal. There's LITERALLY nothing to be ashamed about.

>>67479833
anal is disgusting

>>67479837
don't care. No one i know would care if i started dating a 16 year old

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<-- pic is the last 16 year old girl I bonked

>>67479837
yeah there's a stigma but everyone would do it

>>67479839
one was a customer at work

the other i worked with

>>67479837
benefits of self-imposed high morals: N/A

>>67479862
i was being serious. if an aborted fetus isn't human, why not have sex with it? are you a fucking bigot?
i mean, its just a collection of atoms, same as any dildo or fleshlight. having sex with unborn fetuses is scientifically the same as masturbating, and thus is morally justified.

>>67479860
same here, friendo :~(

>>67479881
would NOT have the patience to raise a mongy kid ngl

>>67479899
>one was a customer at work

>the other i worked with
lel you work at Woolworths lad?

>>67479881
should have pretended I was autistic when i was little and had older women climbing on top of me all day

>>67479883
howling did big L finally post his picture here

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i'm pretty hungry

not sure what i want for breakfast

i want a 35 year old gf 2bh

dont know why, i am VERY atracted to older women

want to kill myself but my grandpa's not well and don't think my da could handle two deaths close together

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This is a nice rock.

had sex for the first time and found out that I need to use extra large condoms

two pieces of good news in one 2bh

>>67479918
hehe ooo close x

each were at different jobs though

>>67479924
The older women are surrogates for your mother, every time you fantasise about fucking them it's really your subconscious trying to get you to fuck your mum
t. freud

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>>67479924

>>67479934
Congratulations lad

>>67479945
i get it

t. thinking man

https://youtu.be/UiX-pPQMgXc?t=10m29s

Average Hillary supporter lads

>>67479945
>>67479942
my mum is 60, not 35

>>67479516
If she's hot she can have my virginity.

gym after 11 hours of work lads: y/n?

>>67479934
if i were a condom manufacturer i would call my smalls 'extra large' and go up from there so no one felt bad :)

>>67479966
the fuck is wrong with miley's voice

get on better with the friends I see only occasionally than the so-called close friends

Would kill any of you lads and still sleep like a baby later that evening 2bh

>>67480002
a lot of blunts and negro penis

>>67479568
This is probably my favorite meme not that I understand it.

Got a message from a girl on PoF. This is unprecedented. Shame I'm not interested. Still waiting for a message from the girl I actually want one from though.

I hate it when people say "dear white people"

>implying that there's one single white race

ah yes

>>67480009
>sleep like a baby
wake up constantly, screaming and pissing yourself?

>so tired that I'd instantly fall asleep the second my head hits the pillow
>too tired to do anything productive

it's like being trapped in limbo

>>67480085
Did I fucking stutter?

feel depressed as fuck even though I have no reason to be lads

>>67480120
...so sleep?

Reminder all good news is evidence for brexit/trump but no bad news is evidence against brexit/trump

>>67480141
it's half 12
if I go to bed now I'll be in this same situation tomorrow

I'm listening to Music For Airports and you all should too. It's one of the nicest sounding things ever released. Timeless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNwYtllyt3Q

>>67480178
you should fuck off how about that

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>I'm listening to Music For Airports and you all should too. It's one of the nicest sounding things ever released. Timeless.

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>>67480164

Getting my labiaplasty tomorrow

>>67480137
that's called depression champ

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It's actually happening

Need to talk to a gay guy about life desu.

>>67480198
Shut the fuck up, Bruce.

>>67480205
I am too calm to respond to this.

>>67480223
bit problematic

>>67480223
Inb4 Unconstitutional

>>67480221
should I see a doctor or something?

can't see how it'd help

Man, /brit/ really is wank midweek.

I thought /brit/posters were all NEET. Except me.

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>>67480223
great

i feel safer already

>>67480280
We all earn more than you in high powered jobs

>>67480274
Of course you should, although a doctor won't do anything but assess whether your should seek further help. I had to fill out a survey and he said that I should.

In other news, my teabags have arrived. For those that don't live here, I mistakenly ordered 7,200 teabags.

>>67480296
This 2bh

Spend most of my days shovelling coal into the South Australian powerhouse

>>67480274
yes, don't let it fester and melt away at your brain

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you lads got any more centrist memes?

would lick the bumholes of the girls from HAIM

>>67480308
and then what? doubt talking about it is going to help (I've already spoken to a friend and the gf about it) and I don't really fancy medication

just saw cp on /pol/

on a uni computer as well ffs

Regret not being with a high-achieving bf.
Should've just ignored physical attraction. Haha, like a woman hahahhaa.

>>67480347
I remember noel pearson saying "radical centrist" on qanda a few months ago.

It's an absolute nothing statement and deserving of meme status.

>>67480347
the whole point of being a centrist is that you just don't care about anything substantial
so no

>>67480382

some Haitian cunt posts it on /brit/ occasionally

>>67480287
am i the only one who hates this style of pepe. Prefer the australian smug, original smug or plain style pepe

this one is unfunny and unclassy

Never seen child porn. Feel safe.

Lmao, I'm gay, but when I told my (foreign) mum she said 'we're just simple people from the mountains'.

>>67480432
and you lap it up, don't you, you dirty little wrong'un

>>67480439
t. meme connoisseur

>>67480375
don't trust your mind under the influence of depression anon

>>67480443
so you're welsh then

>>67480443
What did she mean by this

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>>67480439
don't really care desu

>>67480486
kys

>>67480465
cracking post

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>>67480439
I like this pepe when reacting to weird or unintelligible posts

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>>67480498
'no'

>>67480444

...

>>67480375
Professionals are their for guidance. Talking about it gives you perspective (a pro will know more than your friends will) and they will give you things to do.

I didn't fancy medication either, but it does help. I put it off for ages because I didn't like the idea of "artificial happiness", but it does the job. It gave me the motivation to join a gym, and that in itself was a huge help.

I was basically living a sedentary lifestyle, which is an absolute killer.

Get off 4chan, put in your headphones and go and walk around for an hour. You'll feel better. Got a smart phone? Take pictures.

>>67480461
This is correct.

That's depression talking. It's not easy, nobody will tell you otherwise, but you have to try. And the more your try, the easier it gets.

Goodbye, it is my hope that our lives are never interchanged.

Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal lads

>>67480527
_ L W
D I R T Y
_ T O
_ T N
_ L G
_ E U
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>>67480524
Smashing

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>>67480465
>>67480482

Romanian.

>>67480461
ok, I will try and speak to a doctor

I don't even know if it's depression 2bh, I just feel 'bad' inside. I have motivation (I study very hard and I take care of myself) and I'm relatively social. Just this unbearable 'bad' feeling.

>>67480533
ok, thanks. like I said I don't have trouble doing things but for some reason I have this fucking bad feeling.

My DNP has arrived!

The level of stealth was amazing, the capsules are inside a SEALED bottle of a genuine supplement of some sort

They're supposed to be 250mg but look quite small...

P A K I B E N D E R

S E X O F F E N D E R

>>67480647
creasing

only just realised limmy was in it crowd

small world

Every single post below this one is a lie

business idea: review movies/video games under an "angry" persona

>>67479588
Age is not a factor for that, just looks (barring the law)

If it's fuckable it's fuckable

>>67480695
>no dip
is that a personal size?

feel sick at work need to do a diahrroeia shit

>>67480622
See a doctor anyway.

Even if it's not depression, it could be anxiety. I had that earlier in the year. Constant stomach pains, headaches, not wanting to get out of bed (almost to the point where I felt physically unable) and yet there was nothing I could think of that was causing it.

My doctor said it was probably a lingering effect from depression. Nothing bad had happened for a while and I was on edge because I was anticipating it.

I'm not saying that's you, but it doesn't hurt to talk.

>>67480616
Romania is neat tbqh

>>67480695
hmm, since I have 60 (SIXTY) DNP caps, I guess I could do a cheeky Pizza

i need the racical memes lads

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>>67480695
REALLY hungry now

must eat something soon

>>67480740
An Australian had sex with a kangaroo while an Aborigine looked on amused

>>67480695
no dip?

how will you dip your crusts

*gets hit on the head with a coconut*

>>67480733
>eating rat poison

ah yes

>>67479070
u wot?

*gets hit on the head by a coconut*

just hit two lads with a coconut

>>67480774
That's how kiwis are born 2bh

>>67480733
>DNP caps
what are DNP caps

someone's nicked my coconuts

*puts the lime in the coconut*

Hoi've got a loverly bunch a

eating a bounty

>>67480897
I'll tell you if you express a positive opinion on Poleaboo

just saw two runts get hit on the head with a coconut by some tranny paki wearing nowt but a cock lock and a bow tie

shan't be posting in this thread today

The runts are harping on about coconuts again

lads can we stop this conversation please?
I'm coconut shy

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>Hi I'm from the UK

In order to make sufficient gains I have to eat an entire transit van load of Hob Nobs.

not liking this McCoy's rebranding

>>67481048
one hobnob per kilogram of bodyweight

get to see the girl off of gogglebox and carol vorderman scoffing some animal genitals tonight

what are some films where woody allen is an ant?

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>when a northern monkey gets on the train

anyone wanna be my reference

cannot fathom how much of a runt you'd have to be to watch people watching TV

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>when a southern paki blows up a train

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what's his endgame?

Iphones were only good up until the 5

Since LEDCs used and still widely use keypad phones, Blackberry should have started pushing their phones in poorer countries once the touch phone craze hit, In terms of traditional keypad phones they were the best

Firefly was never good and should not have got a second season

Phoneposters should all be banned, you're less likely to make a well-thought out post on a smartphone

Something should be done about all the resource rich but dirt poor countries, they should at least have a semi-decent standard of living

>>67481125
ok

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>>67481216
*adds this to anon's meditations volume 5*

>>67481216
>that capitalisation
fuck off phoneposter

>>67481237
tad early

>>67481248
Sitting comfortably at a PC thank you very much

>>67481209
Why does he emphasise random words?