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are winston edition
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korean pop
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*walks towards you while wearing an ill fitting shirt and purple tie*
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why must qts ruin their bodies like this
http://i.imgur.com/VmYQEjT.jpg
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I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
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essex 2bh lads
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drama at the old sharehouse again lads
swear these 2 have had domestics 3 times in the last week
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>>67481271
virus. do not click
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ears been doing a ring because of all the runts and their screeching
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what is his endgame
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how do you go from this...
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unironically appreciate the lad who posts cute Korean girls in every thread
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>3 scimitars
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been meaning to read something by Churchill

any recommendations lads?
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>>67481297
nice scimitars
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>>67481319
not a fan desu. they look like ill children on a day out of the ward
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>>67481318
to this?
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checkout girl gave me one of the most knowing looks I've ever had when I put the condoms on the counter
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salt n peppa crisps
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>>67481341
You can read my car insurance policy if you like
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>>67481341
That book where he rags on Islam
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>>67481355
think I might be a nonce in that case
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>>67481374
my favorite
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>>67481358
>50g to 47.5g
brexit
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>>67481364
>OFF FOR A POSHY ARE WE
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>>67481364
she knows
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hard to believe that Britain went from some swampy isle of privateers to controlling half the world and embedding it with rule of law and free markets

god must have been like 'wtf lmao' aha
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to this
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>>67481404
ikr
>>67481381
waheeeey
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>>67481412
>>67481406
they were kingsize as well (which is why I had to go to the counter in the first place).
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/brit/?
More like /BestGeneralOnTheBoard/ haha
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>>67481364
The look of knowing you wont need them?
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getting the weekly dose of attenborough lads
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is asking for the largest condoms available a good way to flirt with the cute girl at the Boots counter?
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>>67481469
Generals are all equally cancerous, I have no idea why I post here
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>>67481477
she was thinking "bit chilly for a water balloon fight" haha
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>>67481477
used one last night on a uni student m8
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>>67481485
muh animals
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i wonder if drumpf will build another skyscraper while he's president
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>>67481518
that'd make 3 Trump towers if you know what I mean lad aha
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>67481518
don't care
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I am a numale
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new lad at work seems EXACTLY the type of cheeky chappy that would post on /brit/, we clicked almost instantly

hoping to convert him into a Friend
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>>67481495
bit chilly for a water balloon fight
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any globalists ITT?

I'm onto you boyo
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new lad said "dank" earlier
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It is in the world's interests to have a stabilized middle east, but unfortunately it seems that is not attainable as it has become a geopolitical quagmire

Pele is by no means overrated despite what a/sp/ies say

We spend most of our lives pressing buttons
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sweden-mansplaining-hotline-woman-get-to-report-patronising-male-colleagues-a7418491.html
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>>67481567
gay
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>>67481567
Bit gay
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>>67481567
>cheeky chappy

heh shall be using that one!

cheers,

Johno
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>>67481567
>>67481581
guarantee he's just a redditor
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Lads.
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>>67481583
pushed your mums buttons mate

(then I fucked her haha)
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>>67481308
being hired by mainstream media
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*invades Canada through Belgium*
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>>67481606
Alri
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>>67481615
the very same MANESTREEM MEDIER

?
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Just started a new job and I'm already getting looks off the resident bender
Fuck sake
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>>67481608
apologize immediately
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>>67481606
afternoon Eesti lad
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this post >>67481581 was NOT me and there is NOTHING gay about two straight men enjoying each other's company
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>>>/s4s/4907809

DONT TRY TO STOP ME
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Need a job
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>>67481639
>apologize
You first, yank.
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>>67481638

Got one of those desktop makeup mirrors?
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I honestly just can't be arsed, lads
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>>67481518
He's going to make a space elevator to process all the minerals and goods that will pour in when we colonize Mars.
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>>67481654
oh fuck off it means the same thing
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>>67481638
He's worried about competetion
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>competetion
mong
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really like the Estonian flag

there's something nice about that colour combination
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ah yes the old "link your own dead thread in the hope of people clicking it"
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Hrmm
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why is the alt right so angry all the time

will paul joseph watson or alex jones ever smile?
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the '-anus' suffix
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>>67481680
yeah he looks like the type to worry about who's on top of whom tbf
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>>67481673
Fuck off pseudoYank
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>>67481696
Nah alex doesn't take himself too seriously

It's paul that needs to cheer up
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>>67481638
>>67481701
CEASE

I WILL LEAVE THE THREAD
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might fake my own death and use the outcry of compliments as my cv
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>>67481567
Same, started a new job and get on well with 1... The others are a bit too negative
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I'm scared lads. I'm terrified, and I don't know why.

I am also severely depressed.
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>>67481695
would pamper
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gf is rich and keeps paying to take me out to expensive bar and restuarants

feel like a right bender but she insists on paying and I'm too pathetic and poor to argue
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>>67481705
>still being this autistic
SEPTIC behaviour
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dont know what ANO meme means but I use it all the time
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>>67481696
atlasshrugged.jpeg
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>>67481696
>why is the alt right so angry all the time
it's a good way to make money off angsty teenagers
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newbie at the dildo factory is sampling them on the spot, bit weird, keep looking at him to see if he gets the clue that you aren't supposed to do that

think he thinks im a bender now desu
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>>67481736
>>67481567

What jobs you lads doing?
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>>67481763
robots
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>>67481696
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>>67481763
your old mumsie
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>leaf banter
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>>67481745
living the dream, famadan
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>>67481763
dildo robots
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>>67481763
getting shagged up the arse for pay
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>>67481690
Looks like a likrish onslaught, which means I don't like it because I hate the taste of them
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anyone got that before wanking-after wanking image?
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>>67481746
Look mate, I don't make the rules. I just enforce them. Don't fucking do it again.
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got a bit of a sore throat since this morning, well I say this morning I could kinda feel it coming last night you know when you're like stuffy and you just know yeah anyway got a sore throat right so earlier yeah I needed to sneeze but you know like when you have a sore throat yeah you always wanna cough? so yeah I had this sneeze but I also wanted to cough so I ended up like sneezing with my mouth open and fuck me right it went everywhere haha
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Cheers for the (You)s

Except this nonce @67481789
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>>67481803
I'd like to hire you what are your going rates?
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>>67481812
was that the one of my penis?
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>>67481817
Howling at ur life desu
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*places pretzels on the radiator*
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>>67481829
been a while since I've caught one of these posts aha
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>>67481745
>tfw I will never be a stay at home dad
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>>67481846
I'm howling at yours, since you possess such low intellect to get one letter mixed up.

Runtish behaviour.
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>>67481862
been a while since I've done one tbf
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didn't go into work today

had a dream last night that i quit and it was a massive relief, then woke up and was so depressed that it wasn't real that i turned my phone off and went back to bed

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>>67481874
The absolute STATE of your life to be this arseravaged by an alternate spelling
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>>67481812
the one where I'm crying before and then crying afterwards?
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>>67481846
Yank get out or I'LL GET YOU OUT MYSELF
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>>67481720
>Nah alex doesn't take himself too seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInZ4oQhhzE
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>>67481899
>arse
There we go, you've learnt.
Well done.
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*breaks the conditioning*
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Was testing the dildos and some slack-jawed leaf was staring at me

Think he might be a bender
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*calls the repair man to fix the broken air conditioning*
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*breaks the air conditioning*
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redpill me on halal meat
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>>67481902
Don't you start
>>67481927
Let's hope we can put this situation behind us
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Ah yes, some normie banter.
Hilarious.
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*breaks the repair man*
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>>67481919
Is that supposed to defy his claim? It doesn't.
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>>67481963
In the UK the animal is stunned so that it is in a paralyzed state before it has a knife in it's neck, contrary to what a lot of people say animal cruelty is actually minimized in this case
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>>67481975
What is a facebook buy and sell bit?
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>>67482003
t. Nasir Mahmoud Khalil Abdul Al-Nasri
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just remembered Samir Nasri for some reason
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>>67481968
haha sorry daddy I'll behave now just for you x
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>>67482082
on loan at sevilla i member horrectly'
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>>67482091
good lad

*gives you a choccy digestive for being a gobd boy*
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>>67481651
Don't do it, mate.
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>>67482112
>>67482118
you alright there lads?
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>>67482057
where people buy and sell their belongings
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>>67482001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od4o4Q0-5ro
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>>67482147
I'm pretty swell atm
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*walks into /brit/*
*runt detector starts rocketing off*
*turns around and walks out the door*
Shan't be posting in this thread.
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heh, since getting that runt detector installed the runts are just turning themselves away
a rousing success
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>67482179
used tensor calculus to work out how many words of this post I read

the result was 0
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cropped pic of me, here's my nose

whys it so big lads? baka, it's in my vision when i look forward
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Mum asked about uni

Told her I was expelled

She didn't say much other than if I could "do it at another uni"
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>>67482174
FREEDOM WILL NOT STOP

YOU WILL NOT STOP FREEDOM

YOU WILL NOT STOP THE REPUBLIC

HUMANITY IS AWAKENING
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Do NOT engage it
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@67482252
save her soul and kill yourself
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The normie gf is sad that i don't really like festivals

sure, i like them for the drinks, drugs and sex but I'm not a massive fan of festival music so I don't really see the need to spend hundreds of pounds on one every year
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*disables the runt detector*
much better
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Ah yes I shall surely have sex with a girl while I live with my parents, perhaps she can sneak in at 1am while they sleep
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>>67482248
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>>67482287
normie gfs are runts 2bh

the abnormie gf just wants to hang out, shag, and play video games
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>>67482299
wow lad, you saying im like an eagle? thanks lad i feel better now
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>>67482148
Isnt that ebay?
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>>67482252
Sorry to hear about it mate

Need to up your game
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/brit/ BTFO
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>>67482289
>>67482292
Bloody hell that didn't take long
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>>67482316
God I wish
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>>67482316
need one of those tbqh. Where do you find them? I have the normie gf until next September at least and will probably break up with her then. Need to start planning ahead
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how are you supposed to have referees if you don't speak to anyone but your family. the system is rigged against me 2bh
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>>67482372
female imageboards

you do know they exist right? they're exactly like 4chan except vast majority female

they all talk about dresses, gossip, drama, all pointless girl shit like real girls do

and if you say "man here," they ban you and stuff, lamo
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>>67482340
>roshana medhdia
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The youtube gf uploaded a new vid
Very good day indeed
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>>67482372
>>67482363
found her while I was on a tinder runt-a-thon

she does however need a bit of reassurance because she's insecure.
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OFFICIAL CHIP RANKINGS

Burger king>Mc donalds>Pizza hut>Kfc
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>>67482414
link to one
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>>67482340
How will May ever recover?
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>>67482248
isn't everyone's nose in their vision?
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>>67482431
>Burger king>
stopped reading right there, your opinions are less than worthless
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>>67482292

Yes that is how you do it, then in the morning you introduce her to your mam at breakfast
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>>67482431
KFC gets bonus points for coming with KFC gravy
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things I need to stop doing

going to bed so late
listening to ASMR
class A drugs
spending so much time on 4chan
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43mph in a 12mph zone

NUTTER!!!!!!!!
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just broke the sound barrier in a 20mph school zone
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>>67482489
I still do not understand what ASMR is
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>>67482414
you mean like lolcow? it's fucking dead over there. Single threads can last whole years and only get like 300 posts

I think women are just naturally normies. Or maybe the rare abnormies just go on tumblr, deviantart, omegle etc
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How do I become rich lads? gonna blow my brains out if I don't make it.
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*walks into thread*
*flexes and does a bodybuilding pose routine*
i am BEAUTIFUL, i am STRONG, gaze upon a modern HERCULES
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>>67482505
Hope it was a paki area lad
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just phased out of the plane of existence in a 40mph zone
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>>67482513
met my gf on there lol

submissive, wants children, etc, virgin, into vidya and other introvert hobbies, loves cooking

only problem is the mental instability but i can deal with that
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>>67482523
drugs
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R8 lunch
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>>67482548
oh mate the hairs

the HAIRS
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>>67482536
>my gf
>virgin

hmm
why haven't you changed that, lad?
please tell me she's not the so-called igf
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>>67482546
Doing what? I don't know people who do drugs.
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>>67482569
meant when i met her
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>>67482548
got some 'ubes on the 'za there lad
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listening to some eric b and rakim lads
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>she was a virgin when I met her
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>>67482548
>he avoids the crust

Runt material
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worst £30 i ever spent was on cocaine

it's alri but i could easily have a better night with £10 MD pill
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>>67482597
>>67482567
Picked a piece up off the floor, didn't eat it
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it's not a drug it's a drink
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>>67482617
Everyone could've had a brilliant night if you'd brought a rope instead
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watching Romper Stomper lads
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>>67482617
actually no, scratch that

worst £30 I ever spent was on a bottle of whiskey that someone knocked over and smashed when I had hardly drank it
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about to stomp this runt watching romper stomper lads
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>>67482641
wish someone would romper stomp on my head haha
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>>67482617
>caring about £30

boggles the mind

I'm extremely poor but have several grand saved up from investing and shit
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quite like fifa 17
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rompin' stompin'
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about to stomp this runt that's about to stomp this runt watching romper stomper lads
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>>67482668
hmm I have around £300 to my name
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off to the so called gym to get shredded as they say
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*read out christmas wish list*
wish one, someone to stomp on my runt neck...
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get a little over a grand every month which is absolute pittance but i live comfortably within my means so it's more than enough
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off to the so called co-op to get shreddies as they say
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>Two thirds (2/3rds) of Australians will have skin cancer at some point in their lives

Literally couldn't make this shit up

What're you maniacs all doing????
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got back from the londis with a box of cheerios as they say
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>>67482732
criminal banta
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>>67482689
got £3,000 after my £200 i gained from Trump bets

would've gained £1,200 if betfair hadn't fucked me over with the small print
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>>67482732
grab us a chocolate twist and two bags of doughnuts
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>>67482668
>not caring about £30
runt mentality, you will always be 'extremely poor'
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>In Season 3 Episode 14, ("The Einstein Approximation") of the TV series The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon seeks inspiration in a ball pit at a mall, and then hides from Leonard, who becomes frustrated as he spends a good amount of time and effort trying to retrieve Sheldon from the ball pit, but Sheldon keeps saying "Bazinga".[
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just got this through the post
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I passed that pond a dozen times and never realised there was something in it
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>>67482773
CHEBS
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>>67482773
ah yes
Reens
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gf sent me this
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>>67482773
barmcakes
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>>67482773
bad chebs

too big
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cant stop fiddling with my willy
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business idea: don't bother getting a job and tell parents supporting me is the price they pay for forcing me to live
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the gf just sent me this
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>almost pitch black already
>at half 2
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had someone send me a box of ones and zeros with instructions on how to arrange them, and I came out with this
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>>67482805
hmm

my tranny sense is tingling
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>>67482340
CNN is fucking retarded and does NOT represent the american people
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>>67482813
open your eyes mate
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>>67482773
ah a fellow member of the baps of the month club
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Wife's son sent me this
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>>67482756
>would've gained £1,200 if betfair hadn't fucked me over with the small print
elaborate
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gang films really appeal to me lads

tfw not in a street-smart gang of youths
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You farm families, and teachers, and teamsters, and cops, and cooks. You rocking rollers. And holy rollers! All of you who work so hard. You full-time moms. You with the hands that rock the cradle.

Are you ready for a commander in chief who will KICK ISIS ASS?
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>>67482813
post a pic of the sky right now

i want to see how gloomy the UK really is
>>
haha, off to experience scottish culture lads

*injects heroin into arm*
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>>67482773
*returns to sender*
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gf showing off her new coat I got her
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>>67482813
the fuck are you talking about
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I like how Singapore is a diamond among shit.
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>>67482813
are you in northern scotland or something?
it's literally mid day bright here (england)
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gf sent me this when she was on holiday
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Chums I just found out a girl I got with at uni has been telling others in the friendship group I have a thin dick

Rude desu
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>>67482765
t. thinks whiskey is worth £30

enjoy your lowered iq
>>
>>67482895
not your chum
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>>67482895
alri pencil dick
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>>67482894
The seagulls did a number on those lasses
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>>67482895
my mate actually recorded a video of a girl I once got a blowie from telling a group of people including him that my dick is tiny, and sent me the video

it's not though ;_;
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>>67482894
is this feminism?
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>>67482894
my gf's son's mother went there too!
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>>67482895
sup needledick
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ate some food finally

don't feel like i'm on the brink of death anymore
>>
what's with all the shows about black people on tv recently?
aren't they like >2% of the population everywhere except London??
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>>67482972
It's modern black face but with black people to be PC.
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>>67482947
>>67482894
i'll never fit in in this world, will I?
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>>67482972
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>>67482932
Yeh mines not either 2bh. Think she was annoyed coz I got with her and never spoke to her again.

It's not massive but it's definitely normal

Ah well, girls eh?

>>67482960
>>67482912
*nods* Boys
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>>67481567
did you try anal yet?
>>
>>67482990
In the world? You don't fit through the door!

*haughty guffaws heard throughout*
>>
>>67482972
fresh prince and urkel aren't recent
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cousin sent me this
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*tilts around bend*
WAHEY
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>>67482972
brainwashing
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>wagies
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I never considered before how funny it'll be having a big politician who actively uses social media
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business idea: take female hormone pills to grow a nice pair and then get boys to pay for my meals and fuck me

haha oh shit i've already started lads
>>
>>67483078
the news won't cover him fairly so he has no choice desu
>>
>>67483072
>tfw sanctioned
next bennies come through on 21/12
just gotta stop eating until then
>>
*strikes you on the head with a toilet plunger*
>>
>>67482972
It's the BBC/Left trying to normalize ethnic minorities everywhere, they are 3% of the UK population yet overrepresented in literally every form of media
>>
>>67483126
Never been on benefits and most likely never will but tbf it's a bit ridiculous how easily someone can get sanctioned

Still need heating, shelter and food even if you're 10 minutes late for your appointment
>>
baited out a pathetic benefits scrounger lmao

time to report him to the DWP and the daily express
>>
>>67483086
>then get boys to pay for my meals and fuck me
They're not going to though
>>
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84

cuckold alert
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just found out galactic battlegrounds is on steam. Might buy it desu
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I need you to know
I won't let go
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>>67483300
>galactic battlegrounds
used to love that game as a kid la
never completed the story mode thing though
>>
>>67483314
when did 9gag become trump propaganda?
>>
Ended up in hospital again yesterday and this morning and feel like I'm never going to get better ever
>>
the empire has captured a command post
*forward rolls towards you*
>>
He sat me dawn and so began, the story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way, he knows his Claret from a Beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
>>
>>67483359
same time as 4chan and reddot
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>>67483359
>propaganda
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>>67483359
I think 9gag is full of putinbots (not mememing) there are so many pro putin and pro trump posts everywhere like crazy.

at the slightest mention of putin you can see the top comments going

"I think putin is great! he ----" it's just all propaganda followed by hundreds /thousands of upvotes
>>
>>67483389
>reddot

literally got taken over to CTR for about 6 months
>>
>>67483314
>"He's very smart and very nice"
What a 6-year-old would say after meeting Obama
>>
>>67483423
>He'll also keep the good things and get rid of the bad things xDD
>>
>After being romantically involved with Romper Stomper (1992) co-star 'Jaqueline McKenzie (I)', Pollock, a heroin addict, threw himself under a train after filming was finished.

mental, he was a good actor too
>>
>>67483453
All I saw was Donald posts everywhere. Now there are Le Pen posts everyday.

It's an alt-right outpost now.
>>
>there are people itt who genuinely believe the BBC is masterminding a propaganda campaign to destroy the white race because they occasionally show black people and minorities
Howling
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>Royal Navy warships will be left without anti-ship missiles and be forced to rely on naval guns because of cost-cutting, the Ministry of Defence has admitted.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGzLIv819gc

left wing cuckoldry has gone into overdrive after this election
>>
>>67483485
>threw himself under a train
jealous
>>
>>67483513
Mate they have dedicated the entirety of November to 'Black Britain'. Every household with a TV licence just paid more than 10 quid for an entire month of programming aimed at less than 3% of the population.
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>appropriating british culture
NOT a fan >:(
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>>67483534
>>
>>67483486
where mate? Literally every other subreddit on the entire website wanted Clitary to win.

>alt-right

what's that?
>>
>>67483513
>occasionally
>>
Le Pen really is going to be the new main far-right boogeywoman for western media until the French elections, isn't she?

This probably won't work well
>>
>>67483513
>masterminding

No one says they are the man behind the curtain but they are certainly complicit in it and encouraging an anti-white agenda. Not sure how anyone can deny that
>>
>tfw no far-right boogeygf
>>
>>67483569
>far-right

she isn't far right, liberals have just redefined what "extremism" is so that anyone who opposes mass migration and Islam falls into that bracket. They labelled these extremely popular and common positions the "alt-right" in the US election, and it looks like some Owen Jones reading, Russell Brand watching mongs in this thread bought into it
>>
>>67483534
do you even have a navy?
>>
>>67483627
I'm aware. Fucking hell.

The point is, now that they've failed to demonise Trump and make him lose the election, I feel like the western liberal media is going to refocus their efforts on demonising Marine and FN to make sure she loses the election, and they'll try a lot harder this time

i also don't think they've learned their lesson
>>
>the royal navy HAS NO MISSILES

howling
>>
>>67483562
The donald has quarter of a million subs while Hillary Clinton has 30k

hmmm
>>
doing a wank lads
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is Le Pen going to be elected

i've heard she is polling well, like 65%
>>
>>67483694
dont know or care
>>
>>67483486
>>67483562
>>67483691
Fuck off back there or argue about reddit somewhere else. Nboody gives a shit about yank politics on a shitty forum
>>
even the danish navy has missiles on their frigates
>>
>>67483694
it depends if the media spaz out again like they did with trump and brexit

I hope they do
>>
getting my daily dose of John and Hank Green's Crash Course lads
>>
>>67483733
>that flag
>this thread

oh honey... :) x
>>
>>67483691
/r/politics has 3.2 million you weirdo
>>
>>67483736
even the czech navy has missile defence for it's boats desu
>>
>>67483555
>playing a shit game
>>
would like a dictionary that includes changes to the english language but doesn't include yank words
>>
>>67483748
Beyond cringeworthy and literally aimed as pseudo intellectual 15 year olds who will probably vote for the Labour party in 4 years time
>>
>>67483765
mostly Berine supports

agree to disagree :^)
>>
>>67483796
comfy presentation style and animations though
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>>67483748
>>
>>67483758
On holiday
>>
>black man appears on BBC
Ah yes, indeed the work of a shady global organisation promoting race mixing culminating in the destruction of the white race, very plausible.
>>
>>67483773
>forming your own opinions
>>
>>67483800
Disagree, they were literally all supporting Clitary in the build up to the election DESPITE the leaks that the DNC rigged the primaries against that shriveled up old yid
>>
>>67483693
just finished lads x
>>
>>67483765
>Le Pen
isn't it a default sub or at least was?
>>
NEW

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
>>
>>67483866
>Disagree

Not allowed to do, you broke the rules. So that means I win
>>
>>67483866
those were shills. hillary had no real support
>>
>>67483896
stop posting this fucking strawpoll
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>nearly 2017
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we're in here lads

>>reddit.com
>>reddit.com
>>reddit.com
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>>67483906
>m-muh shills!
get fucked trumpkin
>>
favourite subreddits lads?
>>
well?
>>>/g/57539459
>>
>>67483938
it's known fact, retard
>>
>>67483960
/r/BustyPetite tbqh
>>
Helium tank arrived lads

It's been nice knowing you
>>
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>>67483974
get fucked
>>
>>67484002
jelly. i don't know where to get em and what type i'd even need
>>
>>67484002
are you going to the moon
>>
>>67483690
Ironic given that the tories have pretty much always claimed to be the party of national defense

>Spend tens of billions of pounds on nukes that'll never be used
>Spend years with no RN planes to go on the new aircraft carriers
>>
>>67483919
Thanks for the vote my little paki friend
>>
>>67483960
/r/silverbugs
>>
>>67484011
Love the HuffPost pollsters defense desu

>90% chance of Hillary winning
>Don't blame me for being wrong, I just placed too much faith in the polls
>Oh, and btw, I disregarded polls that put Trump in the lead 'cause I thought they were unreliable
>>
>>67484011
what does that article even prove?
It just looks like someone decided to colour most states blue, and went full retard and made all of the south blue too
>>
>>67483960
/r/britishproblems
>>
>>67484145
it was made by experts
>>
>>67484190
what are they experts in?
>>
expert here ama
>>
/r/funny ofc
>>
>>67484245
Trump illegally won didn't he
>>
>still talking about the US election
>>
new
>>67484267
>>67484267
>>67484267
>>
>>67483960
/r/4chan for the epic keks
>>
*pops head in*
*looks at all the yank politics talk*

ahahahaha my bad lads thought this was /brit/ not /cum/
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