/brit/

Nature fact: If a bird can talk, it can't roar and vice versa.

nature fact: if a yank can read it can't write and vice versa

janny's going to have an absolute fit

is it odd that I enjoy spending time with homeless people?

are cute girls (boys) here?

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gf just sent me this

https://youtu.be/iUQjXUsgZ5E
https://youtu.be/iUQjXUsgZ5E
https://youtu.be/iUQjXUsgZ5E

EATING GLUE RN AMA

>gf is a kind, modest conservative girl with a literal millionaire mother
>only loves me, is super devoted, happy in herself
>probably the nicest person I've ever met

yet I can't stop myself being bored of her, barely wanting to speak to her and whenever she's not around I'm constantly pursuing slags, weird desu

>>67463063
Lol
o
l

Brainiac

thingsthatmakeyougo

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Hmm

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having an intellectual drink

>>67463092
even if this was true it'd still be a lie

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>>67463128

>>67463090
janny is just ITCHING to delete this but he knows he can't because it is a guy and therefore sfw

>>67463130
explain the hmmmm

>>67463014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIZczo5z4q0

I'm bisexual

but I can't stand most gay guys since they're lispy effeminate faggots

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>>67463128
>>67463128

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12 hours in paint

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>

>>67463161
Bit transphobic, he's a woman if he believes he is

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that cunt last thread claiming to have £12m

this is what REAL money looks like

you fucking povvos are jealous of my savings i bet

>>67463214
nationwide mentioned

He's going to be FURIOUS at that German

>germans

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>>67462990
Here's one for you:

Which pronouns do you use for pic related?

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ah yes

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>>67463214
watch this

some pretty serious indigestion/stomach cramps kicking in baka

>>67463224
Pronouns: whore

I've suspected for some time now that me oul doll has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

>>67463224
him/his

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>mfw vile Trumpanzee racists think they are going to get away with thier bullshit

>>67463192
post your head minus your visage pls

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>>67463128

Woke up late for uni today, slept through first two lectures but ended up having to go in because of some group work shit, ended up missing breakfast because ive not got anything in

The walk there was unpleasant as my headphones have broken so I can't listen to my football and politics podcasts, I still put them in my ears anyway out of habit. got stuck behind a group of normies for 5 minutes and almost got run over crossing the road to get around them

Heard them laughing at me when I tripped on the curb at the other side

Got to the group session 10 minutes early because I sweat so much when walking anywhere and when I first arrive at places, it isn't quite as bad if I don't wear a coat but it's quite cold now and feel out of place if I'm the only one in a t shirt

Luckily a weird smelly guy sat with us during the session which takes the emphasis off me and he let me copy off his work which was a bonus as the people there to help are all PhD twats who can never actually help beyond marking you down as attended

Went into tesco to get some lunch which I was planning on eating in the park depending on if the drunk chavs or beggars were there - I normally circle around once to check

They've got the Christmas sandwiches in but had temporarily run out, have big bags of Doritos on offer for £1 - I've noticed tesco, Saintsbury and Morrison's cycle through this offer each taking it in turns- yet they had run out of chili heatwave Doritos

Ended up buying a two litre of pepsi max for a pound

Walked past the subway I like but it was closed so walked past the normie subway, had to circle around twice to wait for the Chinese twats to leave so I could sit down

Went in the library for about 5 hours but didn't make much progress and am now back home

Inb4 fuckhead jan jan unpaid piece of shit deletes entire thread

might ask the Queen if my estate can be granted independence

>>67463246
Rich kid or are you actually a hard worker who somehow ended up in /brit/ on a Tuesday?

>>67463179
Redditors LITERALLY raise other men's sons and are GLAD to do it

spending time around other boards and generals across 4chan made me realise how shit /brit/ actually is

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>>67463128

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>>67463266
>liberals are still mad

>>67463266
we are already getting away with it

>>67463277
>Woke up late for uni today, slept through first two lectures but ended up having to go in because of some group work shit, ended up missing breakfast because ive not got anything in
>The walk there was unpleasant as my headphones have broken so I can't listen to my football and politics podcasts, I still put them in my ears anyway out of habit. got stuck behind a group of normies for 5 minutes and almost got run over crossing the road to get around them
>Heard them laughing at me when I tripped on the curb at the other side
>Got to the group session 10 minutes early because I sweat so much when walking anywhere and when I first arrive at places, it isn't quite as bad if I don't wear a coat but it's quite cold now and feel out of place if I'm the only one in a t shirt
>Luckily a weird smelly guy sat with us during the session which takes the emphasis off me and he let me copy off his work which was a bonus as the people there to help are all PhD twats who can never actually help beyond marking you down as attended
>Went into tesco to get some lunch which I was planning on eating in the park depending on if the drunk chavs or beggars were there - I normally circle around once to check
>They've got the Christmas sandwiches in but had temporarily run out, have big bags of Doritos on offer for £1 - I've noticed tesco, Saintsbury and Morrison's cycle through this offer each taking it in turns- yet they had run out of chili heatwave Doritos
>Ended up buying a two litre of pepsi max for a pound
>Walked past the subway I like but it was closed so walked past the normie subway, had to circle around twice to wait for the Chinese twats to leave so I could sit down
>Went in the library for about 5 hours but didn't make much progress and am now back home
Reading every last word of this, give me a minute

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>>67463299
Are you new?

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>>67463128
ahh

>>67463266

really maek me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

>>67463287
it's a mix of savings from work and inheritance

though I don't really have any way of spending it at the moment

might buy a house outright in a few years

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*enters thread with this*

>>67463092
Does she have any hobbies or interests besides contouring makeup like all other slags

>>67463304
/brit/ is my home base since its like a constant island in the storm, but I mostly brows random threads on other boards.

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>>67463128
really made me hmmm

>>67463336
oh shit im gifted

>>67463299
Not exactly breaking news ha ha

>>67463336
m gap

>>67463277
Alri 'bena

>>67463322
No, but you seem like a NU-MALE FAGGOT.

>>67463350
*nicks it*
*starts whacking my bollocks with it*

>>67463322
lol is that a master pepe

I have a few cousins in their 60's/70's with big farms and no children

May start sucking up to them lads, all this talk of inheritance has given me some notions

>>67463277
>Heard them laughing at me when I tripped on the curb at the other side
literally never happens you utter spacker

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just got a new job, don't rate the office much

>>67463360
>Never had any higher education of any sort

Think he did a year of trade union studies at a London poly but dropped out

>>67463336
oh shit I'm retarded

>>67463395
You sound like a dumb BITCH

>>67463395
Imagine acting like an absolute bellsniff for 30 years and then getting stiffed ahaha

>>67463348
Nice anon, keep it up.

I don't look forward to the day I get inheritance. I have a semi-wealthy family, who's money is pretty much entirely in assets and while my family is close knit and loving, hence I dread them one day dying, I'm even more worried about arguments over who gets what because it's a pretty large family.

>>67463395

how can your cousins be that much older than you

>>67463413
>Leader of the Labour Party dropped out after a year of study at a polytechnic
that by it's self makes me go hmmm

Our streets la

visiting home on friday

>>67463462
original pirate material

>>67463411
Looks like if you leave bread out in the bag for a few weeks and it turns to green liquid

t. just cleaned the pile of rubbish i had in the corner of the room and had to clear out a bag of green liquefied bread

>>67463486
you're listening to the streets

>>67463436
my nan hasn't even died and my aunt is already going on about it

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Step one: Pay absolutely zero interest

brainiac was the shit

apart from celebrity caravan escape

the rest was amazing.

crazy how alex jones is now viewed as a credible news source.

Imagine spending all that time writing a blog post on here for absolutely nobody to read, howling

lean like the tower of pisa

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Got a £35k a year job, lads. I do all my work in about three hours and spend the rest of the day just pissing about. Currently reading a big book on philosophy at work while drinking tea and getting well paid. I'm bored desu but it's too good to give up.

>>67463505
that is one expensive free mirror

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>>67463128

working it out (have a method)

>>67463504
My Mum mentions it sometimes, and it's a really uncomfortable topic. My Grandparents are active and healthy and happy and they seem in great shape but I know my Grandfather is getting very old and his mind may be as sharp as when he was in his 20s but he's worked manual labour for over 70 years and that takes a toll on the body.

he's here again...

>>67463559
what do you work as

*feels like chicken tonight*

>>67463586
that takes me back

>>67463559
Met a man at Leeds festival called Phil. He was a chemical engineer for a refrigerator fluid manufacturing company. He said he got paid very well to sit in a room like Homer Simpson and wait for something to go wrong that barely ever did so he could handle it. Told me he loved it because he loves learning, so he got paid well to just sit, alone, and learn something new. He's been teaching himself everything from science to languages to using a yo-yo. Suited him very well and he was on 6 figures.

>>67463615
i'll take you back to where you were born

the fucking hospital

90 year old niece got £1 million inheritance from her gran last week

http://whiteresistance.org/yes-i-am-a-racist-and-so-are-you-now-whats-your-point/

yeah i might be racist, but so are you lot

>>67463615
takes me bock

>>67463502
Lock down your aerial

>>67463651
it got turned into luxury flats mate

Nigel Farage has hinted he may seek to rejoin the Conservatives in a bid to hold the Party to account over Brexit, as sources suggested he will meet with Theresa May following discussions with Donald Trump.

The interim Ukip leader's allies believe the Prime Minister will be forced to meet Mr Farage "sooner than people think" because the President- elect's team "won't let her ignore" him.

It comes after aides close to Mr Farage suggested that Mr Trump will consult him about any policy proposals which will affect Britain before he contacts Mrs May.

Yesterday Mr Farage, who left the Conservative Party in 1992, refused to rule out a return 25 years after quitting over John Major's pro-European stance.

In an interview with Sky News, he said: "Well no I'm not totally convinced that they're actually going to deliver. I mean, let's see what happens. I wish (Theresa) May well as Prime Minister, I really, genuinely do.

"My slight concern is that she was Home Secretary for six years, made a series of big promises and even bigger speeches about immigration numbers, and yet presided over almost record numbers coming to the country, so we'll have to wait to see what happens."

Number 10 have dismissed suggestions that the Ukip leader might become the "third person" in the relationship between Mr Trump and the Tory Prime Minister, insisting that the Government already has "well-established" channels of communication.
But Mr Farage said: "Can you imagine, if we were a business, and we were looking at Trump in America as somebody it was very important to form a close relationship with, what would you do? You'd find somebody that had connections.

"I do have connections with Trump, more particularly with Trump's team, many of whom I've known for years, and yet the Government don't want in any way to talk to me informally or do anything.

"And it says a lot actually about the way we're governed in this country. We are run by people who have never worked in the real world."

/b is the most f*cked up part of the internet

>>67463605
Nice of the officer to volunteer training a new cadet.

>>67463679
tories will not like this

fuck you chief obongo

>>67463679
Holy shit Nigel for tory pm

I have always found great pleasure in teasing the ravens in my village, but doing so turns them hostile
So I would usually latex witch mask over my face so I could be relatively safe after I had taken it off

After weeks of teasing the ravens, they had finally turned murderous at the sight of the mask

It wasn't until a few days of non-aggression that I got the brilliant idea of covering my willy with the witch visage in hopes of receiving a good beaking to my bollocks

I eagerly covered my cock completely cloaked in the witch mask and exited my house in search of a murder of murderous ravens who would be more than happy to end me

A shrill raven call sounded in the distance and before I knew it the sun had been black out and a black cloud was surging towards my nads.
The cloud engulfed me entirely with plentiful parlous pecks upon my pintle, leaving naught to scavenge but a smiling, sackless stooge.

actual question: has anyone here ever "done the dirty" with a raw chicken breast

>>67463571
My nan is starting to get quite bad. She's starting to lose her memory and she's having trouble walking up stairs. She's already had two car accidents and my aunt and dad have told her to stop driving but she bought a new car when her last one got written off.

I know my aunt has good intentions because my nan is getting quite bad, AND she lent her new husband something like £3000 and that disappeared instantly, but when she goes on about how she's going to treat her and her daughter to a holiday I just leave the room

>>67463377
Made me spit out my drink

>>67463664
HAS IT COME TO THIS

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Opinions?

>>67463679
>Nigel Farage has hinted he may seek to rejoin the Conservatives in a bed to keep himself in the public spotlight

He needs to just realise he's accomplished all he's ever wanted to accomplish in politics and fuck off 2bh, he's become a sad little leech

>>67463679
I am going to put a bet on for nige to be pm.

Could be a squillionnaire lads

>>67463707
>picking on ravens
lol

>>67463765
overpriced shite

Dunno what to do lads... dun got a ride home

>>67463765
fuck off billionaire

>>67463765

will get back to you after some pondering

>>67463714
yes
don't do it

weetos > rice krispies > golden nuggets > corn flakes > coco pops

>>67463765
fucking hell, avoid at all costs.

>>67463780
That's bullshit he was in politics as a Tory for years. He only split off and formed UKIP for Europe. Accomplished it and has hinted at going back to being a tory. If they never split on the Europe probalem he'd probably be a respected Tory party member but because he formed ukip he's a bloody racist xenophobic white whale

been watching bird videos for about half an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvILpsAu58

>>67463652
your niece is getting on a bit

>>67463808
>weetos

FOY

£85

for a pair of shoes


howling

>>67463717
Grandad had a crash a few years ago and gave his license in

Pretty big step in ageing because it's you admitting you can't properly do something you've done fir thr last 50+ years

fat lard of a sister just blew her nose in the dish rag

>>67463765
*writes the first review*
It's shit

*grabs your ass*

Internship is going well. Passed the technical test and now I'm shortlisted for an interview.

>>67463847

mine cost £250

stay pleb

>>67463808
Golden nugs>Rice krispies>Corn flakes>Coco pops>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>bollock sweat>>>>weetos

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>>67463808
>no weetabix
>no special K
>no chicago town microwave pizza burning your mouth on a sunday morning after a 2 day binge on nothing but "special K" and vodka

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best fanning

>>67463898
>special K
like getting a bit wonky do ya lad haha

>>67463808
weetbix > corn flakes > nutri grain > coco pops chex > coco pop > rice bubbles 2bh

got no idea what "golden nuggets" are, sounds gay

>>67463832
What did he ever accomplish or aim to accomplish while he was in the conservatives? He was a seat filler for most of his career pre-UKIP/Brexit

frosted shreddies >>>>>>>>>> all

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>>67463780
>Implying he's not just played an absolute blinder and is currently at the absolute height of his career

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/14/exclusive-donald-trumps-new-chief-strategist-steve-bannon-will-c/

>Exclusive: Donald Trump's new chief strategist Steve Bannon 'will call Nigel Farage before Theresa May'

not a fan of grime

>>67463580
>>67463650
I'm in IT security. I also sit around waiting for something to go wrong. Highlight of the day is if some knob clicks on a link and gets a virus then I have to run round and take his computer away.

>>67463808
muesli/porridge >>>>>> sickly sweet shite like that

>>67463847
literally never spent more than 40 quid on footwear

man from brum

>>67463910
He was also in his fucking 20s to be fair. I'm sure he had reasons to go into politics beforehand or do you think he just went in for a laugh one day and ended up a career politician and internationally (or at least, in the western nations) recognised party leader?

>>67463918
this

wheaties or death

>>67463790
>>67463812
B-but I like the look of them and they look like they'd last a while...

i just had subway

>>67463946
ahh yes

IT security

>>67463847
>>67463963
the runt life

>>67463910
He was only 29 when he joined ukip, quite likely he would have become a tory mep or mp if not

https://youtu.be/0fyXmT1j6lQ

>>67463679
Based Nige
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479078306023.webm

Lads does anybody else get panic attacks during sleep that wake them up?

Woke up this morning and instantly started hyperventilating and whimpering and rushing to get out of bed because I thought I'd overslept, when it was 2 hours before my lecture

Weird

>>67463991
Nonce

>>67463946
Can you vocaroo 'have you tried turning it off and on again'

>>67463989
Just but yeezys or loafers mate

>>67464004
my f

where do i buy affordable, adequate shoes online

im on crack

>>67464037
taobao, aliexpress, alibaba

>>67464009
tomato lettuce cheese ham on italian bread

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T H I C C

>>67463997
feels bad being poor

especially when im surrounded by /fit/ normie millionaires who've shagged about and have gfs here on /brit/

>>67464037
sports direct

>>67463946
Are you Indian

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1722664/man-complains-to-ikea-after-getting-his-testicles-caught-in-a-shower-stool/

>>67463998
https://youtu.be/9UCm6LNj7P0

>>67463982
He was a single-issue candidate right from the start, he was always anti-EU and... that's about it

His time spent as party leader of UKIP and career politician are also only known because he's just been the anti-EU puppet that could be paraded out by the media whenever they had time to fill prior to Brexit picking up steam. Single-issue leech trying to remain relevant once he accomplished everything he set out to do

Attention class

We all know that /gf2017/ is coming up soon. Make sure that you have submitted your strategy report by the end of the term. We will be holding weekly sessions to see what progress you are making in finding a gf. Failure to do so will result in a bachelors tax being applied and access to pornographic material revoked.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Anon,
Head of the Ministry of Love

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>>67463893
>Golden nugs>
my man

>>67464059
Then I retract my previous statement

>>67464060
What the fuck is that?

>>67463852
Problem for my nan is that it's 2 hours one way for my Aunt to get to my nan and it's 5 hours for us one way to get to her on a good day.
She also lives somewhere where there's no shops.

My dad and aunt aren't sure weather asking her to give it up but they know that she won't because if she can't drive, she loses her independence. I think my aunt brought it up after the first accident and she got super pissed off.

>>67464117
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TD6VQkqXk&t=0s

Liking it desu

>>67463765
if you wear these with black trousers u should kys

>>67464126
rice cooker pancakes

>>67464108
I'm glad you're such an expert on British politics

>>67464173
tell me more, now.

>>67464175
On holiday la

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Absolute STEAL

>>67464088
>>67464014
You bell-ends are thinking of IT Support.

I do cyber-warrior shit, keeping out hackers and that.

>>67464189
where

he's from iceland
and he's posting in the british general haha

>>67464203
Who?

>>67464198
women shoes
pom

>>67464189
Same

>>67464219
u

>>67464108
>Accomplished everything he set out to do

We haven't left yet and there is still a good chance we will have a """""soft brexit"'""" which is barely leaving

Icelad literally makes his own jammies

you can't make this shit up

>>67464188
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/06/14/how-to-make-epic-pancakes-with-your-japanese-rice-cooker/

>>67464250
>liberals are still this deluded

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*serves you a glass of orange juice*

"What else were you expecting, anon-kun?"

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>I do cyber-warrior shit, keeping out hackers and that.

>>67464267
he's black hat man

Thought Indians did all the computer stuff desu

>>67464200
Australia

>>67464245
Ahaha, yes. Of course

>>67464251
such a little bender
would love to give him a wedgie

>>67464152
its getting out of hand here
Went to buy subway today and asked for a meatball sub

the WHITE MALE serving me instead put his own testicles inside of my sandwich and told me to eat up,
he said 'this is legal now thanks to President Trump'
I didn't want to do it but I was so hungry I took a bite, when I felt his balls burst open like ripe prunes in my mouth he just moaned in some sick twisted mix of agony and ecstasy


if this is Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it.

#notmypresident

>>67464152
2 minutes in and it's just a self-righteous rasheed spouting shit

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>>67464251
I was just memeing
Didn't expect anyone to believe it 2bh

got a christmas party soon

should i get some chinos or suit trousers lads

>>67464263
Serve me some OG juice cause it's real nigga hours

>>67464332
I thought it was a desolate enough place for someone to actually accomplish desu

>my ancestors were on the original colombus boats

does this make me a brit or original american

>>67464343
poshtits

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Lads what do I say

absolutely bollocksed but I feel like a wimp if I go to bed before 12

>Cat and Crow talk trash to each other

that's my evening sorted boys

gf broke up with me
don't have any friends

don't know where im EVER gonna get another girl from 2bh, was lucky to even have had her let alone getting more than one girl

>>67464371
umm he was portuguese mate

Floyd Mayweather would beat Conor mcmemer in the octagon

Left, right, goodnight.

>>67464371
a wanker

>>67464380
What's aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppp

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not the same guy as before but would like your opinion(s)

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>>67464403
>Kangol
>£9

>>67464380
Lottie you hottie

>>67464403
runtiest shoes going

>>67464371
Was your ancestor chained up in the lower deck?

>>67464371
a fucking dago that's what it makes you

did you think columbus was English ha ha

our (You) distribution system is rigged

>>67464380
"Is it true that girls have three holes in their fannies?"

1000 years from now there'll be no guys or girls. Just wankers.

@67464449
don't know what you're on about

>>67464343
Rachel is a whore. I too thought at one point she was a pure angel but I have been watching many 8 out of 10 cats does countdown lately and she often makes VERY crude remarks and blatantly wears form fitting clothes.

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what do you think lads

>>67464403
just go to primark and youll find cheap shoes that are nicer desu

>>67464427
I mean they are just shoes for going to uni and back

>>67464462
yeah i noticed this too

feel like she just wants a chad willy in her 24/7

What age was it when you decided to put your mates on time out when they got girlfriends.

For me it was 16. The exact age where girlfriends become serious business for teenagers.

My mate would have a gf and then invite me around his, only for me to watch them make out for random intervals.

Then another mate would always bring his gf with him when we would do lad stuff.

Very few of my friends have girlfriends now. Hard to imagine why. They're either too clingy to tell their gf's to fuck off when its lad time or too pussywhiped because their gf doesn't trust them on their own.

I'm only 20 and I'd hate to imagine what married couples are like.

>>67464467

john lobb are better

Doing a think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEndx2LG5aM

>>67464476
still runty as fuck
are you a short skinny lad with long hair and a man bag by any chance?

lads

What's the name of this song

I have a feeling it's from Mary Poppins but I can't get the name or lyrics

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ojLR2Mem79

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ojLR2Mem79

Official list of things I won't be reading in this thread:

1. This post >>67464492

>>67464462
>blatantly wears form fitting clothes
as she has done for her whole career

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brit

>>67464380
Emma you a a GEMma :)

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r8 my shoes

>>67464492
remember sitting in my friends house playing halo when his gf came over and they went into the bedroom and I could hear them fucking from the living room

didn't affect me much but now that I'm 21 and still a virgin it hurts

>>67464516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckxLDGHQxrc

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new shoes boys

>>67464515
nah

brown, quite tall, short hair and regular backpack

>>67464462
>>67464487
>>>/r9k/

>>67464512
things that make you go hmmmm

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>tfw paid £35 for a woman to wear some underwear for 3 days and fart into them
>tfw got them in the post today and they smelt like they'd just come out the washing machine
>tfw she probably didn't even fart in them

stefan janoskis desu lads

>>67464492
get worse as you get older.
you see your mates become soulless husks or NPC's as ive begin to call them.

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>>67464543
BASED LAD

Here's a rare Daenerys as a ty

>>67464548
runt of the year award goes to (You)

>>67464467
Overpriced foreign nonsense

im ugly and dream of suicide every day because of it

>>67464581
>rare emilia
>not even rare in the slightest
I should cave your skull in for that post

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got my new kicks

>>67464569
Give her a bad review

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>>67464569

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reminder

>>67464467
Maybe if you were a dentist you could afford this

Only have 2 pairs of shoes, am I povvo or what?

>>67464614
you'll never know it's me
bet you've replied to me loads of times blissfully unaware

>>67464603
smd

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>>67464639
I have one pair that I've owned for two years now

>>67464646
Rasheed

i have one (1) pair of shoes

>supposed to be asleep
>up watching slap bass / funk videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqTCAZK9rzY

LADS

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=105

Game On!

>>67464663
t. NEET

Official list of GOOD posts in this thread

1. >>67464569

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>that one girl at school who used to give you love quite a lot on bebo but you never realised how obvious it was she fancied you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdwyZliwXkU

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Want to get Nike Roshes but don't want to feel like a brand-waving normie runt

Should I just get Pumas? Seem just as good

>>67463660

why are nationalists and race supremacists subhuman?

>>67464601

move to aus so you can scrounge benefits and smoke weed at the beach all day

lads
lads
remember the old robot wars?

>>67464639

non-runt shoe list

smart shoes; black and brown leather
running trainers
casual trainers/shoes
outdoor/hiking boots
court shoes for squash
deck shoes for boating

hmm... dont really care

>>67464707
>smoke weed in public
>thinking the cops aren't going to kick in your shit the moment they notice it
hmmm

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Rate the new wallpaper lads

>>67464698
>That girl who once waited for you after class and walked with you to the busstop even though she had to go in the opposite direction
I will literally never have it easier and I wasted it.

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>tfw handle financial information at work
>forgot to log off/lock computer ONCE when i went on lunch
>manager threatening to get me disciplined for breaching compliance bollocks

how do i tell her politely to eat my semen?

@67464725
me neither haha

EDDY

Eddy you fucking daft cunt tell them I need more gravel.

>>67464699

N U C L E A R

>>67464706
white supremecists look like the people who would have been put in concentration camps haha
i wouldnt mind white nationalism if it wasnt so full of idiots

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>that one girl in who school who talked to you and laughed at all your jokes and you were well aware that she liked you but did nothing about because you were terrified of girls

Lads who are some good traps to wank to?

>>67464744
>female boss

iktf

why are women allowed in the workforce

>>67464744
You don't. You fucked up and now you have to face the consequences and instead trying to avoid responsibility.

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rate the gf

honestly laugh at how this has spread over 4chan due to some cunt itt

>>67464783
t. >>67464744's boss

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Ahh yes, another interracial chrismass advert

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>you have to face the consequences and instead trying to avoid responsibility.

>>67464744
>woman

found your problem.

>>67464736
haha not here they wouldn't
australia is a nanny state

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>>67464737
>Opera

>>67464823
dude weed lmao

>>67464776

* how you remind me by Nickelback starts playing*

>>67464776
she only liked me as a friend

>>67464802
despise this animation style

>>67464699

Chairman Jimmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27A8sCr95x0

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literally could have lost my virginity at 14 years old but had barely started puberty at the time so didnt want to flop my tiny barely any pubes knob out

convinced my entire life would have been different if i didnt have such shit tier genetics, could have been an alpha throughout my teens and transitioned straight into adulthood

Nothing but beer and wine since SundAy lads.


Gonna try and do this until Saturday

business idea: challenge runtoids to fight for 5 dollars, if they win they get 100

god id make a killing (possibly literally) off you swine

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=105

come play

>>67464802
>the daughter is the exact same skin tone as the mum

This is why you don't have children with blacks

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>>67464863
new thread
>>67464863
new thread
>>67464863
new thread

genuinely believe the downfall of all western civilisation started with giving women the vote.

>>67464776

>You thought this was the case
>You asked her if she had a crush on you in a really awkward way
>You misread the cues because you were a total sperg and she actually just saw you as a friend

>>67464736

wat

do you live in a fascist state or something

>>67464755

>tfw my name is Edward

Alright m8, I'll tell 'em.

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>>67464706
you do have the few that are basically the archetype of what they're trying to protect
it's more common in slav countries though

>>67464776
Had one girl ask me out and I said "hah nice"

>>67464877

that's a symptom lad

the real downfall was the enlightenment

>>67464874

fuck you I do what I want.

>>67464703
Roshes are so comfy man I want to replace mine with a new pair

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>>67464802
THICC

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fancy getting some new shoes similar to these

should only cost 10p altogether

>>67465048
>>67465048
>>67465048