/brit/

je suis un deustchland

maduro come una banana madura... akkasjkasjkakjs

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BUSTER CANNON BLOW UP THE ROOM

BOOOOOM

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Got a massive lump on the back of my neck lads. Feels like a ball under the skin. Tried squeezing it but only a little puss came out. Don't know if it's a bite or a spot

I am the lad
ask me anythinghow

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>>67456712

je suis un roadman

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>>67456755
TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB

First for legalise weed asap and fuck the no fun allowed wankers

>>67456760
Might it just be an infected zit?

@6767
filtered

Imagine having a neck
You're prone to all these runt problems like lumps

>>67456767
How many dicks have you sucked lad?

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>i don't rate quarantine records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZVnXW8BgMw
nico alive in quarantine, nico making album of techstep

>>67456760
the fucking state of that haircut

when did you last get a trim lad?

>POONALTY

>>>/lgbt/

>>67456760
>>67456787
This, sometimes they can go nasty.

Horsefly bites swell up like that but you don't get pus.

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>>67456785
SWIPING MY CARD LIKE KAIBA

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>why yes I am opposed to weed legalisation because it is a degenerate behaviour

>>67456839
>poonited states of america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02fkvnQG92U

chune

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>>67456601
>I don't know why they back it
precedent for total legalisation
>>67456661
>friend in cali with 2 cards, says he'll give me one if i visit
feels good
>>67456671
>Hampus
wonder how he's doing these days
whether he's still amplifying plants and creating ground-breaking shit

Business idea: Criminalise alcohol and nicotine in order to divert people's attention away from weed

>>67456520
>>67456601

This. Medical weed is *possibly* good for some types of chronic pain, insomnia and helping with chemo (giving an appetite etc.)

Hate the twats on fb and reddit that think that it's some kind of panacea that Big Pharma's deliberately blocking

>Someone posts something about a health condition
>HAVE YOU TRIED WEED?

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>he gets upset over john lewis adverts

>SPOOAIN

>>67456760
most likely cancer

goal for england ladas

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/15/venezuela-crisis-nicolas-maduro-salsa-dj-radio

mans in the champions league out here

can't believe Godard made Breathless with only 600k euro (or 400k Franc at the time)

>>67456903
Worst country in the world

the gf making me a succulent chinese meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwznJ2ilpsE

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who /rapecore/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJp0rr54OU0

>>67456911
Might go to /luso/ and trigger the autist who hates having foreigners in his thread desu

who scored the goal

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>>67456861
TWO YOUNG BRUDDAS TRYNA EAT OFF OF MUSIC

BUT WE USED TO EAT OFF OF PEBS AND THE SAND BAGS

NOW WE GET MONEY, MUSIC MONEY

MONEY THAT COULD PUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN A HANDBAG

WHITE TEE, BALENCIAGAS, MAN BAG

LEFT-WINGER WITH A LONG STICK LIKE A GRANDDAD

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>>67456927

>>67456866
My boss started talking about weed at a meeting recently and it made everyone uncomfortable. Someone was talking about however many grammes of leaf matter (plant biology lab) and my boss said he doesn't really have a frame of reference and is trying to imagine how much that is in terms of weed.

He's in his 70s kek.

>ingesting an actual poison is legal but smoking a herb isn't
Something's not right here lads

>>67456957
Poollana penalty

>>67456957
Shearer

>>67456960
really glad they enlarged that child's reaction because i wouldn't have noticed otherwise

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>>67456861
Merry Christmas, ya dirty animal.

>>67456960
Lucy can't wait for her little brother or sister to be born haha.

>>67456966
use is legal

>>67456938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x84X18LREg

>>67456966
>Le alcohol is the most dangerous drug meme

Chronic weed use is worse for you than just smoking tobacco, and smoking's worse for you than most people's alcohol intake.

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The wife just uploaded a tasteful photo

about to make an absolute corker of a post, keep an eye out

Why are all Tracies horrid sluts?

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>>67456959
MY GIRL FROM BRIGHTONS TOO PEDIGREE
DOGGY THAT WHEN IM TWIST OFF THE HENNESEY
SHES ALWAYS CLOUD 9 FROM THE LEMONY
CHECK THAT RARELY SHE GOT TOO MUCH ENERGY

>>67457080
no fuck you

>>67456876
>he's still amplifying plants
Fucking hell, my sides. Unfortunately never got around to listening to that.
I'm not sure but he sometimes post /traditional/ threads (so do I but very, very rarely because they die soon and then I close /mu/ again).

>>67457065
>Smoking is the only way to use weed
Ah yes, a retard

>>67456876
anyone have the kev edit of this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKQQlMz0cyg

There is no good reason for most drugs being illegal

>>67457129
absolute corker of a post

>>67456966
Tobacco is a herb aswell, you fucking eejit

o
/|\
Ω

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>>67457065
>Citation needed

ahh yes, obese, white virgins listening to black people music

very good

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Reckon we might need another referendum lads.

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>>67457074
You lads sure have a lot of attractive gfs compared to how many of you talk about being socially inept

going to start browsing /bleep/ again

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he's so dreamy

o/
/|
Ω

cant get myself to finish the sewing of a pair of pants i bought
so tired

ill tell ya mum stop chillin with slags

>>67457173
Estonia is a shithole

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>>67457115
DON'T PRETEND TO MISS THE DROP LIKE ME IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY DO IT SHOUT AJT

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>>67457193

back from shops hi

>>67457198
safe

>>67457234
*gets my spuds out*

>>67457229
>relevant input

>>67457234
>joining_the_EU.gif

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>>67456876
>cali
i mean canada
>>67457121
i expected to be pleased when all the trip personalities fucked off
but they were all replaced with worse, less original/funny ones
>traditional
like folk and such?

>>>/sp/72566589
was this one of you? really enjoyed it

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>>67457211
What did he mean by this?

>>67457129
It's by far the most common way to take it

Snuff and snus'll give you a nicotine high without any significant health effects but tobacco doesn't get a good rep

I support legalising it, but it's stupid to act like cannabis is harmless. It can have a pretty heavy effect on lifestyle and - excluding it being a risk factor for schizophrenia - weed psychosis is fucking horrific. Had it twice.

>>67457272
me glad you liked it

'natural' black woman hair looks fucking awful

>>67457307
prove it

https://twitter.com/Ghostuniverse_/status/794830761765519360

looooooooooool mate

>>67457316
fuck off racist

Blacks taught whites how to bathe

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>>67457197
haha yeah it's a funny story i'll tell you about it some day maybe
in the mean time, here's a pic of the gyal dem

>>67457338
nigger

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A

>>67457302
my uncle works at NASA and he crashed seven spaceships killing everyone on-board because he was poorly from injecting weed

>getting dark at 4pm meme
ahh yes

>>67457336
man only hangs with the crew and the gang

>>67457359
bathing is a spook

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>>67457232
........................................

THOUGHT THAT I MISSED THE POST BUT I NEVER
BIG IMPACT LIKE ROSS OR HEATHER
MAN MIND OUT WHEN IM STRAPPED WITH THE LEATHER

>>67457316
RACIST
you've been conditioned by the white supremacist society to think that!

Pomade

>>67457332
ok

any man done LSD

>>67457383
haven't opened my curtains for like a month lol

Why is is that some people have incredibly high self-esteem whilst others don't?

I know some beautiful people with really low self-esteem and no confidence in themselves and I know some utter mongs (one lad in particular, ugly as fuck, short as fuck and scrawny as fuck) who have really high self-esteem.

spent like 7 bands on a tri coloured pit

>>67457383
okay

going to pump some fucking heroin into my veins

>>67457184
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18197922
http://www.archbronconeumol.org/en/primary-bullous-disease-lung-in/articulo/S1579212912001681/
http://thorax.bmj.com/content/55/4/340.full

Bullous emphysema's pretty much only seen in heavy cannabis smokers. It's far worse than COPD caused by tobacco smoking and you can get it in your 20s and 30s

why the FUCK does my computer need to RESTART TO INSTALL UPDATES EVERY. FUCKING. DAY

FUCK YOU WINDOWS 10 RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67457418
upbringing

What is it called when its raining but its so light that its practically water vapour? Spitting?

It also looks like mist

>>67457418
>why do different people think different things?

>>67457418
Beautiful people fixate on the tiniest of flaws
Ugly people overcompensate with high self esteem

>>67457411
alri

>>67457418
some people have everything handed to them, spoiled by their parents, taught to act like little nobles

some fake it.

>>67457464
misting

Just finished the takeaway

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>>67457316
>'natural'
what does this even mean
like, curly?

>>67457464
>vapour
tipping

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>So anon, how long did your last relationship last?

>>67457451
lmao bet youre from australia or somewhere bent like that

>>67457434
>rarely reported and poorly understood
ah yes

Need pomade recommendations

>>67457492
That pic is definetly not natural.

>>67457501
2 and a half years
:'( shes with chad now

>smoking
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo he dont dab lmaoooooo

>>67457464
Drizzle?

Iceland fact: Iceland has 200 words for rain

i just wanna get bare (you)s
leave me alone
please don't holla my phone

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northerners heads explode when they walk into kings cross

>>67457316
nah actually black gyals with afro haircut looks better than the one with weaves

https://twitter.com/djlogansama/status/798608709626843141

screaming

>>67457501
45 minutes

>>67457527
>not using clay
alri gramps

>>67457545
list all of them

Lost a bet and I now how to change my full name by deed poll.

Any ideas?

Iceland fact: That's why mum's go to Iceland

>>67457527
we all do m8

>>67456891
What did you expect from the boring lower middle class twats on reddit who believe every fashionable trend?

>>67457567
No
>>67457576
Yes

>>67457555
Looks like a poor American city

>>67457571
change your surname to badman

>>67457501
a good 2 hours

>>67457270
Never had a problem with trips 2bh.
>but they were all replaced with worse, less original/funny ones
Unfortunately yeah. Same with every other board I browse/browsed.
>like folk and such?
Not really. Rather generalizing term for any non-Western music if that makes sense to you.

>>67457198
Stopped with the Tensnakegate.

>>67457501
>implying

>>67457571
max power

rolling on the floor laughing my arse off lads

>>67457558
logan is such a little nerd haha

>>67457606
its not real x

>>67457571
Ben Dover

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Don stepped outside

ENGAND'S BRAVE THEO WALCOTT

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>>67457492
It means they let their hair grow naturally and it ends up looking like this

It blows my mind that Southerners unironically think they have less pakis than the North

>>67457434
>Smokers
Ok, so there is no evidence then. Thanks xx

>>67457571
Super german name

Helmut von wifflebadenpiffle

fuck /bleep/ last time I went there they posted mall grab tunes LOL the absolute twats

>>67457558
won't be pressing play

>>67457648
spoiler this

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yeah same lol

>>67457571
File, Peter

>>67457683
Had a chortle

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me and the hiking gf

>>67457683
nice

>>67457571
harry don badman

>>67457656
contained and in london and a lot tend to be '''good tier'' immigrants
the north is full of the scummy pakis

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>>67457683

>>67457623
Best one

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just lifted my curtain to look outside as a girl was running past and she looked right at me

being from devon (the BEST county in england), i don't fit into your tragic north/south dichotomy and am above you all

also wearing latex gloves right now ama

>>67457727
2 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 3

anyone from Blackburn wanna give me a tour of the town tomorrow?
we can meet for lattes :3

>>67457675
they're a bit bent that's why we had to relocate the grime general to here

>>67457755
correct answer

I feel so extraordinary

>>67457749
how do planes work?

>>67457755
Racist

>>67457741
rozzers on their way. creep

Business idea: Salt and pepper grinder but it has the salt and pepper in the same one so you can add both in one go

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>>67457749
literally me but im not wearing gloves

why the gloves?

don't care ^

>>67457749
you mean below lol

>>67457795
ummm do not disrespect the janny like that

>>67457727
Always feel kinda bad for black girls desu
They must feel like utter shit every time they're around white girls

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Thoughts on jelly beans?

>Native to Australia, the spiders are potentially lethal to humans and are known for being able to kill from one bite in just 15 minutes.
Ah yes, living outside europe

>>67457731
>Del Bosque so desperate for work he now gets photographed for stock images

Sad

>>67457779
they don't

>>67457794
just feel nice i guess

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>>67457711
>those stones

>>67457793
Already exists, mate

>>67457824
How'd you get Costco brand stuff in bongland?

>>67457824
shit-tier sweet

what should I wank to?

>>67457793
i'll take "what is pepper salt" for 200 mackerel

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>>67457359
why does it look like they never do then ahah
>>67457411
why
>>67457418
maybe not everything correlates with appearance mate
>>67457538
it's naturally cute
>>67457501
SOLID few days technically
>>67457612
in my findings they tend to be massively narcissistic and overly stubborn about their opinions regardless of which board they're on, but you'll occasionally find the humble, helpful ones like the ones in sharethreads or the odd few that can actually some critical conversation (like the old /noise/ and /classical/ posters)
the term doesn't make much sense to be but hey
>>67457648
i see

>>67457558
>>67457627
Logan's a dan (aka the bossman).

>>67457641
>tfw

>>67457824
Only good when you buy them at the jelly bean store and pick the flavors I like

>>67457512
A - Anecdotal, but I've seen 3 cases personally (all of whom were in their 30s)
B - Studies on cannabis are pretty much restricted to retrospective studies which is far less accurate
C - It's a pretty small population who use cannabis daily (in the UK at least)
D - Cannabis has only really been popular since the '60s (and even then a lot less popular than it's been in the past 30 years), and the strength has increased massively since then. Not exactly inconceviable that the heavy users of the '80s and '90s are still to get it and people reporting in their 20s and 30s are just extremely susceptible

It took a few hundred years (and 50 years after cigarette smoking became the norm) for tobacco to be proven a carcinogen

>>67457816
im not big J

>>67457834
fair enough

weird theres another devon lad likes latex here

i hate cunts

>>67457482
tell us about it mec

>>67457773
haha essex likes girls :x

>>67457870
gay scat

>>67457837
what

>>67457824
Shit tier yank sweets

>>67457824
>jelly beans
Are you 8 years old?
>>67457865
There's a few costcos dotted round the country

>>67457870
footjob with ruined orgasm
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=516146091

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>67457727
1>2>4>5>3

devon has more people than bristol

>>67457877
Jesus Christ
shut up

>>67457897
bit gay haha

>>67457782
>Three of the four suicide bombers who carried out the 7 July 2005 London bombings including their leader, Mohammad Sidique Khan lived here.
get bantered

got arrested earlier for knocking out a tramp that got his knob out at the bus station to some school girls

he didn't want to press charges and i was released

was kind of hoping the girls would suck me off or something for helping them, oh well, it was a big adrenaline rush i've never hit anyone before today

spain look a bit leggy

not sure what that yank is doing in here talking about yank politics

https://youtu.be/H0hl6E9IrMY

big chun coming through

>>67457929
Bristol has more people than Iceland

>>67457865
By going to Costco

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>>67457727

>>67457824
i prefer her dancing videos
>>67457930
no hahaha

>>67457662
Nah, but there is ample evidence that cannabis use in general is heavily associated with schizophrenia

>>67457970
That's poll wanker

Just ignore him

>>67457990
this seems more focused on the naked arse

>>67457971
*tells your mum to stop chilling with slags*

>>67457961
i would have sucked you off if i was one of those girls if it makes you feel better

>>67457990
post more feet

>>67457870
Megan Rain

>>67457877
Yup, it's a mixed bag. Same with anons.
>the term doesn't make much sense to be but hey
Blame Hampus haha. But the threads almost never receive replies (except when they first started).

Anyway I'm out for today. See ya, lads.

>>67457971
Why does grime sound like a metronome?

>>67457978
Iceland has more people than the Isle of Man

>>67457990
janny is going to go BALLISTIC

when you're under the word count with an hour left until the deadline

*who what what what where starts playing*

>>67458028
thanks, it kind of does

it was a nice thing to do right? they looked uncomfortable and it felt right

Took my knob out to scare off some paedo stalking young girls today. He went insane and hit me, police asked me if I wanted to press charges, looking at the poor sod I really felt for him though so I let him off.

>>67458069
ah yes
the peaceful trump supporters...

>>67457984
Can you elaborate on that?

Just wanked to the new Ariana Grande vid.
Came twice in quick succession however the cum was in MUCH greater and heaftier volume when Minaj was on screen

What does this mean????

downloaded about 3gb of haley cummings videos
going to have a great sesh now with multiple cummies

LITERALLY me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3c3ELuSF4s

>>67458069
CWC?

>>67458069
howling

>>67458069
lol

>>67458069
ROARING

>>67458069

creasing

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>>67457907
We dont have such rocky terrain or any proper hills not to even mention mountains.

So i've never personally seen such landscape with my own eyes.
Though i guess bogs make ups for it.

>>67458113
testicular cancer

>>67457501
gave bird the seventy-third best three-and-a-half minutes of her life followed by an embarrassing fifteen (not sure if those count)

I don't think she minded since she was well compensated

>>67458069
screeching

>>67458069
It's just not the same without the autist screaming and the bone-crunching thud of the liberal hitting the marble floor.

Have only ever been to the US

>>67458069
Absolute madman

>>67458069
Man with the megaphone: "kpop will always have a place in /brit/"
Man in stripy top: me

>>67458069
was more hoping that he fly kicked him in the back desu

>>67458179
Good lad

>>67458036
>Same with anons
true i guess
sayonara

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>england dominating spain

>>67458036
just means traditional folkloric music from non-occidental countries
the term isn't vague at all

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sakamoto

>>67458188
Same

>gf is a huge bitch
>says she'll kill herself if I leave her
the fuck do I do

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>>67458235

>>67458235
Kill her

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>>67456712
>MFW Trump is basically the millionaire version of Nicholas Maduro

>>67458200
>Dominating a Spain C team
not surprised in the least

>>67458235
leave her, it will never work out

girls that give ultimatums are the biggest red flag going

>>67458235
I'll take her lad
Where do you live?

>>67458252
good post

>>67458200
england, more like africa lmao

Shitting out a poo whilst I listen to some Radiohead

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>/brit/ is still making fun of my novel idea

I-it was just a joke lads...

skeng
trap trap
bando
44 in the four door
mandem
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
endz

>>67458235
call her bluff

>mum and dad text me at the exact same time asking how i am

hmm yes ok

>>67458252
good gimmick
*save image as...*

>>67458288
*burns the witch*

>>67458267
*billionaire

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me

>>67458303
did you reply

>>67458235
you alert suicide prevention and drop her

>>67458235
Leave her, kill 2 birds with 1 stone

>>67458069
guffawing

>>67458322
no
i'll do it in like half an hour to make it seem like i'm busy

>>67458235
i remember you posting her crazy messages to you

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>>67457641
>I miss you
>I MISSSS YEAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

gf has turned invisible again

*roots around down the side of the sofa*

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>>67458318
>Billionaire

Is "Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui" any good lads?

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my sister is such a slag

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>anzu is 21

wtf

>>67458384
>blackberry
What is this? 2012?

>>67458380
no

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Going to the shop lads, want anything?

Got a bonus at work, might buy a fucking machine

>>67458316
It was Anyone Can Play Guitar actually

>>67458387
is that too old for me to fly over and get an arranged marriage or whatever the fuck it is that turks do

>>67458384
ew what the fuck is that that thing with buttons in her hand

>>67458452
The best Irish whiskey you can buy

>>67458453
cannot be arsed to put any effort into the performance review thing

All the good drum n bass has been made i think lads

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first time I've said no to the gf about going out lads

she's going to a pub quiz and invited me but it's a 30 minute walk away and it's cold and I can't drive because obviously I'll be drinking

it also starts at 9:30 and it's a school night so I can't be out too late

hope she doesn't mind me saying no seeing as I said yes earlier today

>>67458481
What?

>>67458303
they must have both been watching Billy Elliot and thought of you

>>67458491
>it's a school night

Child pls leave

>>67458112
Well you go to Costco, go inside, and then purchase whatever you desire provided you have the correct monetary surphlus.
I think many of them are only for "businesses" , especially small ones, to go inside- 2 people per business allowed at any one time, many people are for tax reasons or if they are for example contracting and many people have small businesses.

>>67458380
yes

>>67458525
have to do a performance review at work which decides how much bonus you get/if you get promoted

involves effort from me
cannae be arsed

>>67458491
this post absolutely REEKS of some 16 year old sixth form twat

Fuck off normie, get your memes elsewhere

>>67458491
man up you fanny.

>>67458533
fucking idiot

>>67458491
>his gf goes to pub quizzes on week nights
just imagine the state of her

>>67458561
Right, and you're going to get a fucking machine if you get a bonus?

>>67458589
yes

any causation here lads?

trump election victory > russia resumes bombing in syria

would split anzu in half

>>67458491
Your gf is going to cheat on you tonight. Hope it was worth you not walking for a half hour, you fat cunt.

>>67458491
you're getting cucked

>>67458574
do not insult pub quizzes

Will Gareth Southgate win the World Cup on his first or second try do you reckon?

>>67458604
*chokeslams you*

getting late lads

>>67458604
isn't that the blue bird mount in wow

*insults pub quizzes*

Lads should I have salmon with rice or chicken nuggets with chips for tea?

>>67458646
>>67458646
>>67458646

>>67458627
first day I reckon

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>lose 20kg
>still fat

not sure i'm a fan of texas making threads