/brit/

poo

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eesti.

>Be kiwi
>Earth has a little shake
>Die
Is there anything more pathetic lads

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479072618352.webm

Nuke the Celts 2bqh

>>67383573
alright reddit

Always feel bad ignoring messages from girls I'm not interested in, even though it happens to me a lot.

>>67383599
my dad's a banker and he banks all day

>>67383607
great post

adore this twitter gimmick

*breaks the conditioning*

This is the real new

>>67383636
>>67383636
>>67383636

want to die

>>67383633
yeah, you

for once I had the chance to die during my sleep and I didn't ffs lads

>>67383621
how tight are estonian lads bumholes

>>67383662
btfo

GEORGE
E
O
R
G
E

back from shops

did not see the moon, it was too cloudy, it was cold and wet, they had no dairy milk oreos, and i did an autism at the checkout girl

wouldn't recommend it lads

>>67383662
FUCK OFF

>>67376848
>>67376848
>>67376848

>>67383656
What is the gimmick?

>>67383681
get out reddit

>>67383638
people hate him lad

>>67383663
>>67383671
wow

>>67383671
hey penpal :3
what's it like in new zealand?

mo097

ESTONIA FUCK OFF YOU NONCE I WILL SNAP EACH AND EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY

>>67383678
We're not sodomites, mate

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>leave work Friday
>guy I work with getting in car with his GF
>hates me because his GF is always talking to me at work and fancies me
>no interest in her but make out I do to make him mad
>takes same route as me
>up his arse all the way to dual carriageway
>only 40 limit
>he floors it
>trying to give it the old billy big bollocks
>decide not to chase him
>speed van a mile up the road clocks him
>must have been doing 55 in a 40
>mfw

>>67383680

how can white bois even compete

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Who /pro-LGBT/ here?

>>67383680
what is this?

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>>67382929
>>67382929

>>67383713
Shaky

>>67383599
Wow.
Is Glassgoff a Russian city?

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Just received this telex from the so-called "gf"

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>Another 50+ hour work week starts tomorrow

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https://vimeo.com/59658050

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Where do you see yourselves in four years?

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the gf

>>67383723
why not

>>67383764
Still would, for a laugh.

>>67383732
eyes did not swipe over this wall of bile

>>67383767
Because its pretty gay.

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>>67383753
>tfw 370,000 word essay due tomorrow

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>>67383742
The British gf just sent me this

>>67383732
Shan't be reading one letter

>>67383764
I would to be able to say I did

>>67383634
good post

>>67383697
back in the day Lineker once shit himself playing football and tried to hide it by wiping his arse along the floor like a dog on the sidelines

well obviously a camera filmed it so now whenever he tweets, someone replies "shat on [subject of the tweet]"

he used to sperg out and shout at people and mass block but now he just ignores it but people still keep it up

he did some tweets about refugee children recently so people just replied "shat on refugee kids"

so immature but it makes me crease

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%22shat%20on%22%20to%3AGaryLineker&src=typd&lang=en

>>67383706
people will always hate the chancellor of the exchequer, he's the guy who made the budget cuts.

still was the best for a long time, and now he's off the cabinet he can promote his image with stuff like that

>>67383742
>Yank GF

Gotta get a Yank

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>>67383742
post yank slags

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>>67383695
looks like the Royal Ontario Museum here

fuck trump. I hate racists

>>67383822
poshos are so disgusting

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>>67383832
She's Australian

>>67383767
their bumholes flap in the breeze

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Yanks raus

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to be yourself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

>>67383851
literally no difference

>>67383823
Yeah there's a big competition to be the first/second 'shat on' reply

Managed to be first once and got a handful of retweets

>>67383756
weird. this is like the least sexual thing imaginable


not even gay

>>67383756
not clicking on this shite

>>67383823
He doesn't mind though. He once posted the shit emoji and posted "Throwback Thursday".

Sayumi Michishige

ayy

>>67383851
>Literally wears the American flag

You cannot get more American mate

>>67383867
not sure i like the direction the new brady bunch is going

>>67383848
oh please, they're not posh

my family are posh and everyone sits in their own room with their own bottles of wine quietly ignoring each other

>>67383839
same architect kek

>>67383869
the light reflected of these pixels will not pass through the cornea

>>67383890
Fuck off Gary

literally shaking at the thought of white men

>>67383931
Shat on, one could say ..

>>67383942
cute :3

>>67383683
great post

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>>67383911
I'm going to have to ask you to NOT call my gf a yank x

>>67383867
what crime did they do?

ugh depressed

have done absolutely fuckall all day. went to lidl to get a few beers earlier but feeling a bit shit and can't be arsed even drinking them now. might even just pour them all down the drain and knock the alcohol on the head for a while and give the liver a break

Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

>>67383916
They're clearly posh cunts who live in nice flats in London for free cos they're owned by Daddy's estate agency.

>>67383960
anti-trump rioters

found rare footage of the phantom typer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_6hxB1OK00

>enter my molecules into someone elses molecules
>get arrested because their molecules have not been around for enough of the earths rotations around the sun

wanking over 9/11 footage

dead yanks makes me hard

who /never going to america again / here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0qh5C86RpA

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>HERE IT IS MERRY CHRISTMAS

>Accidentally poked my dog in the eye whilst going to stroke his head earlier
>pissed myself laughing
>happens all the time I accidentally hurt him or when someone hurts themselves
>not sure why

Maybe I just have a strange sense of humour?

>>67384006
BRILLIANT post

anyone else deal with multiple medical issues?

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How was everyone's weekend?

>>67383822
Is that Essex? He looks kinda like Mac DeMarco

went and fell in love like an absolute wasteman

>>67383942
DAHLING

>ywn finger her outside a kebab shop in Clacton-on-Sea

UNLOCK YOUR HUMAN POTENTIAL

DEFEAT THE GLOBALISTS WHO WANT TO SHATTER YOUR MIND

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>>67383621
Photography lads... when you see an old photo like this you really like, how could you possibly find what camera/lens was used to take it?

>>67383822
essex looks different in every single photo

>>67383867
>all white

>>67383890
yeah alright gaz

>>67383880
keep up the good work

like puppets

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>>67383911
>>67383851
>>67383742
YANKED

>>67384022
I was diagnosed with depersonalisation/derealisation, if that counts.

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>>67384024
Pointless and empty like my soul.

>>67384016
ur one of them retards with the concave head shape, which lack brain space, where u lack the frontal lobe, therefore you find pain and suffering funny

god you people need taken out the gene pool immediately. please send us pics of your funny shap[ed head

>>67384056
There's literally no way, apart from contacting the photographer themself

You could also try finding the original/source file and checking the EXIF data

Why ask?

>>67383970
You're such a dreamboat

>>67384077
>derealisation

>>67384077
wuts that

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shut this kike shit down this instant

>>67384024
Literally done nothing except browse /brit/.

>>67384061
>>67384026
did essex get doxxed?

>>67384022
i've currently got two wicked hangnails and let me tell you,

>>67383823
getting mobbed on twitter seems pretty harsh 2bh

like I feel bad for that zoo that had to shut down their entire social media because of harambe memes being mass spammed months later. literally nothing you can do to fight it

>>67384022
Depression, but it's like really bad depression.

It's about 5 or 6x the amount a regular person could deal with.

>>67383833
>those perfect teeth
hmmm

My teeth don't look very good but braces are going to cost about 4 grand, which is just too much for something cosmestic

Difficult not being rich

>>67384119
just got to ignore it Tbh

>be me today
>wake up 3pm
>play xbox all day
>be browsing here now

sigh

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how the fuck can gary lineker call people racists when the bbc specifically choose to not employ white people

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>>67384106
It's even called the BBC

The absolute STATE of Britain

>>67384106

the completely factual, 100% unbiased, totally objective, wholly impartial arbitrator of truth, the BBC

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Which is the best country for me, a white man to spend the rest of my life?
England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or Ireland?

>>67384092
not even close

>>67384164
im 6ft 6 ;)

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feeling a bit bad for hilldawg

portrayed as an out of touch elite when she was really just an out of touch mum

>all these melts saying they have "depression"

crease

fucking sad acts

literally not a real "illness"

>>67384108
no its some reddit flags gimmick where he pretends it's him, think it's one of his mates

same with the bucks/josie pic

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Forgot to go to Tesco before it shut so I'm eating emergency food, pic related with onion rings from the freezer, not bad 2bh. Almost went to the paki shop but they're greedy cunts and they price a small shitty Goodfellas pizza at £3.99 which I refuse to pay, fucking scammers

Hope you enjoyed my blogpost

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fucking size of that

>>67384139
4 grand is also putting me off for braces.

the fuck is this stuff so expensive?

>>67384104
When you don't feel connected to your own body. Like you might be in a room full of people and feel like you aren't really there.

Derealisation is when situations don't feel real, like you can't be sure if you're really experiencing what's happening. Like if you're at a party and your mind can't process it.

It sort of feels like you are an outsider witnessing your own life from another perspective. It's really hard to explain.

>>67384186
me on the left

>>67384191
where is your proof

>>67384180
Ireland

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>>67384174
>positive discrimination is the same thing as victimising vulnerable minorities

rasheeds to the left of me
rorkes to the right
here i am
stuck in the radical centre

>>67384149
you can't

they posted hourly with stuff they were doing like feeding giraffes or whatever and instantly got mobbed with thousands of cancer memes

>>67384091
How many months a year is it winter in Estonia?
>>67384107
tfw

>>67384186
She's a literal criminal, if you have any sympathy for her then you should think about gassing yourself.

>>67384186
saw some conspiracy shit that the woman on the left was the daughter of a campaigner for clinton back in the day and has been in photos with her before

when the news came out both the photos got removed from her facebook

won't lie, made me do a think

>>67384091
turn gay lad

>>67384239
no, but it's still along those lines and just as bad

>>67384202
my bollocks being dragged behind

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>>67384239
>positive discrimination
most obvious oxymoron I've ever heard

Just got discriminated against lads. But it was positive, so swing and roundabouts init

>want to go to cinema to see new film
>none of my friends can go
>dont want to have to go by myself and sit in the bulletproof glass section

tough decision desu

>>67384252
Hmmm, really makes you think

>>67384192
Greater London

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well lads it's official, I have ejaculated in a girl tonight

god lads Conor is one tough, scary motherfucker

>>67384236
burden of proof is on you

>>67384302
good lad

anyone been to vilnius

>"Positive" discrimination
>it's illegal in the UK
>and yet companies still have minority quotas

ah yes

*sneezes*

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>>67384106

>>67384265
why would they cheat at that after everything was won?

>>67384252
why is she not being investigated again then?

>>67383970
Lol

>>67384250
mid-october - april usually

>>67384304
ha well i mean im not bad like

>>67383880
once got first reply to a tweet about his son getting his a level results haha

>>67384302
Next thing to do is ejaculate in her arse, it's a lot more intense and pleasurable (for you)

>>67384249
that account was likely run by an intern who did not give a shit what got sent back to them

source: used to intern at a place where I had to do the social media shit

>>67384186
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3929382/Was-Hillary-hiking-woods-photo-staged-Woman-picture-met-Clinton-fundraiser-family-hosted-ex-candidate.html

what a horrid entitled cunt

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need a gf to take shrooms with who whimpers when i put it in

>>67384354
doxxed

>late for class
>decide to pull the mass shooter alarm
>everyone storms out into the courtyard

easiest trick in the book

>>67384302
now to do it a qt boy :3?

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>>67384201
That reminds me. Found these recently. Looks like they forgot to print a seperate export label, the melts haha

>>67384319
I went last year

Very nice place but not much of a nightlife

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>>67384347

>>67384334
>why is she not being investigated again then?
Because she's protected. This isn't the end of it though, the Clinton empire is about to crash very soon.

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>>67384331
>my mp was one of the ones to speak out against it

based

>>67384106
>do we really need men

would actually read that just to see what they actually say haha

>>67384334
well I don't know Tbh, also got the neurons heated up

>>67384224
I get this occasionally ever since I smoked weed and had a proper bad trip

can't say I'm a fan, enjoyed being bluepilled, I hate thinking about what life and consciousness actually is

>>67384354
someone's gonna doxx you lmao

can feel my body all full of poo but my arse doesn't want to go lads. doing these repulsive hot oily evil smelling farts instead.

>>67384331
not a fan of how this "trans" meme blew up in the last 5 years

>>67384186
Honestly though she deserved it. After so many years of verbally assaulting and discrediting the women whom her husband molested/raped, she spent the last 8 years playing as Obama's political bulldog, all while decrying any criticism of either her or her husband's lack of ethical standards as a "partisan hitjob".

I just wish karma didn't kick her in the ovaries while she was running against a living parody of the 1980s.

>>67384224
you sure you're just not boshing ket lad

*attacks you*

>>67384397
Branston beans are shite

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>>67384435
>>67384331
>>67384419

>>67384201
Fucking pizza for £3.99? paki bastards

Beans & Sausages are GOAT tinned food lad

>>67384367
Hillary can't have a bowel movement that has not been planned and approved by a focus group, emailed by Huma, and gotten the proper donation level according to Cheryl

Hahahaha, my company is seething. Fuming.

I went to Iran on holiday and I can't go to America for five years now. My company is American and I am needed on business. Now the people in the main office have to sort a colossal amount of paperwork to get me over there.

>>67384201
>shitting on beans

Beans are patrician
made some Bourbon & BBQ Beans last night

let the gf cut my hair lads, did NOT go well haha

eating chocolate like it's candy

>>67384479
>I went to Iran on holiday
do not believe this for a moment

Might start playing Runescape again lads.

Anyone interested?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGgIhyQTHS8

>>67384499
>candy

fuck off yank

>>67384479
why the fuck did you go to iran for holiday?

>>67384458
you fucking wot
they're so much better than Heinz it's not even funny, never again buying Heinz again so long as Branston is available

>>67384506
dont do it mate it won't be the same

>>67384416
it was said she was running in order to pardon herself but she can't do that anymore? so lock her up? get the investigation under way? oh wait she did nothing wrong.

>>67384302
Well done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcVkYD3o910

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>>67384479
bit silly lad

how did you not consider the implications

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>>67384499
>candy

>>67384503
>>67384514
He's a paki shitskin, ignore him.

>>67384458
I didn't buy them, but i didnt even notice until you pointed it out. I thought they were Heinz.

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Ah yes Lithuania

Reckon i could heem anyone in this thread.................................................................................
at street fighter

>>67384461
>its edgy to oppose it being perfectly acceptable for 11 year old children to wake up one day and decide they want life changing operations to be a girl because its being normalised by the marxist media and then they grow up completely confused basket cases and end up topping themselves as evidenced by the extremely high tranny suicide rate

fuck off you stupid cunt

>>67384513
*crushes your windpipe*

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So what's on tonight's agendum, lads?

Been snogging cock all day today, bit bored of it now.

>>67384503
Why? It's an extremely well liked and lauded country to visit.

>>67384514
History, architecture, people.

>>67384531
I considered them, and I thought "fuck it", my satisfaction is more important.

>>67384549
But that is National action?

>>67384549
Took me a bit to guess the pokemon lol

>>67384479
What does your company do?

>>67384524
I've already learnt that lesson from other MMOs lad, just thinking of giving it a go and see how it is, not sure to go OSRS or RS3 though

>>67384442
>a living parody of the 1980s.
kek was wondering how best to describe him

>>67384549
fucking based

work with a lithuanian girl though and shes actually a massive leftie

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>3% of Trump voters are devastated with and 5% are afraid of Trump's victory

how does that make sense

>>67384549
Carrying a bloody English flag

67384565

good lord allah this post is abhorrent
dry heaved when i read it

>>67384461
>tfw a legit medical cure for "transexualism" exists in the form of anti-psychotic drugs
>works 100% of the time
>apparently invasive cosmetic surgery is preferable because mental illness in "part of their soul" or some wank

>>67384600
I don't want to go in to specifics because it's quite niche and you could probably find out the company really quickly, but let's just say it relates to cars.

so would rorke never visit a muslim country then?
Iran isn't on the top of list but if it was possible I'd want to visit every single nation on this planet

>>67384513
>>67384536
why do you faggots call sweet shit?

>>67384186
amazing how much hate I can feel for a us politician, her and the democrats aggorance maybe fuels it

don't much care for lefties but when bernie was young he was marching with marter luther king on the streets, and getting arrested every week. he 100% cares and its sad to see those politicians shut down by the establishment

>>67384624
Because Hillary was that much worse.

>>67384485
I'm not shitting on the beans at all mate

>>67384474
This paki shop is insane, the cheapest, shittiest bottle of wine is £7.50 and cans of beer are at least £1.40 and they NEVER have any offers like 4 for £4

>>67384664

Haram

>>67384657
I'd visit Iran and Lebanon/Syria if it ever gets safer

interdasting countries

>>67384425
deleted my account last year x

>>67384568
>>67384651
ah yes, the anti-science right, fuck off back to christian summer camp

>>67384653
does your job involve mostly travel though?

should probably go to bed

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>>67384101
Photographs from the late 20th Century just look more charming and warm.

Could probably replicate it digitally but who can be fucked

>>67384186
Protip: This image is already confirmed to be staged. The woman in the image is a Clinton donor.

>>67384711
will this make me cleverer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt9XVGv5aU0

>>67384267
No.

>>67384529
Trump has said that he's going to get a special prosecutor to lurk into her crimes, she's going down but it will take a few years.

>>67384701
No, it's never happened to me before, but I was given some responsibilities, the results of which they failed to tell me were much more far reaching than this country. I assumed it was local, but what I'm working on is to be implemented worldwide and as a result I have to report to the HQ in America.

can't trust a man who's never had a dick up his arse

>>67384549
It's Drowzee.

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>>67384699
>its just science goy, let your kids take these hormones and be mentally unstable rejects that will kill themselves in a few years

>>67384699
ironically its the left that's become anti-science

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>tfw overdosed on brain medicine

>>67384670
why hate though? they did nothing wrong.

They only worked too hard to protect themselves from media scrutiny to the point that conspiracy theories developed around them .

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>housemate sets up chore rota without consulting me
>gets upset because I don't mop every week when the floor is clean
>Claims the landlord will charge me if I don't do the chores he decided everyone has to do
Not in the contract I signed, so good fucking luck

>>67384664
sweets

>>67384720
Just get whatever soviet Helio lens and you're golden.

>>67384479
They put you on a warning or anything? or just very pissed off?

>>67384783
fuk u

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how fucking stupid do you have to be to watch alex jones

>>67384749
bet nothing happens.

screencap this!!!!

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

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Have Army selection tomorrow lads

Shit myself

>>67384849
yeah. stop posting this shite

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>>67384782
top kek

business idea: drop specific information and accidentally get doxxed but the information you plant is actually about somebody you dislike, meaning said person receives a torrent of abuse from /brit/

>>67383732
people making reasonable, well thought out arguments?
Are we living in 2003?

tbqh I only eat carrots if they're roasted in butter and covered in herbs

>>67384822
About as stupid as a yank posting on a general EXCLUSIVELY for brits

Fucking runt

>>67384813
No, they can't discipline me for going on holiday.

It's not my fault America has strict rules like that. They're annoyed at "the system" more than me, although I am very much the outlet for their frustration. I'm just laughing it off.

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Good night, /brit/

be honest with me

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>>67384783
>tfw

>>67384657
been to dubai, half of it is the most amazing city in the world and the other half is the worst.

really want to go to egypt but even that's pretty dangerous right now.

>>67384864
>Global warming is real
>Farts are literally melting the planet

>>67384854
good luck mate

making a cup of tea anyone want one

>>67384544
fuck off rasheed

*drone strikes you*

>>67384849
>twink
>45 years old
You don't know what a twink is mate

>>67384873
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Are you some sort of fucking peado?

>>67384657
I've been to Morocco and my gf is Muslim but I'm a rorke

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>>67384927
no I don't care for peas at all actually

>>67384910
haha no caffeine after 8 for me thanks!

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heres an dinosaur

>>67384949
Stupid cunt

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Imagine being a strong afghan man coming to europe and getting an aryan german gf

>>67384910
No thanks, I've got 7,200 bags on the way. Because I'm an idiot. 18kg of teabags.

>>67384968
If you didn't say it was a dinosaur no one would think this thing is a dinosaur, pack it in rasheed.

have just awakened to the fact of how sad and shit my life is and has been so far

>>67384720
also before I go, Its not the lens that captures such warm colors, its the film.

>>67384657
I know many Iranian diaspora who have never been to Iran and never will

>>67384949
Did anyone watch the new Brent movie

is it any good or meh like the reviews

Define "normie"

>>67384968
I see you using an old style
I'd wondered where you'd learned it from

>>67384998
lol how did that happen

I regularly bookmark articles I read on the off chance it might come in useful in an internet argument at some point

>>67385002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wRKEdf9vWE

>>67385060
why do that when you can just call someone a cuck?

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>>67385024
People I don't like who are either more or less successful than I am.

>>67385060
me too

>>67384006
wheezing

>>67385060
hahaha same

just necked a 2l bottle of lilt

not too sure about it now

>>67385034
Just me being an idiot ordering online. Thought I'd ordered a 3kg bag with 1200. I didn't. I accidentally clicked on the "6 pack" option, which meant 6 packs of 1200.

It's not Amazon or anything and all orders are final.

Just necked a 2l bottle of cognac

not too sure about it now

normies are primitive people who have too strong of a herd mentality so they blindly follow what the rest of the social group is following, instead of thinking for themselves

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>I argue with people on the internet

>>67385024
enjoys social interaction
banged more than 2 women

Just necked myself

just necked a 2l bottle of 'sheed

not too sure about it now

>>67385100
where the FUCK did you buy a 2L bottle of lilt

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>>67385125
>20 years' worth of tea

might posh wank tonight to congragulate myself on surviving

>>67384653
>>67384762

So you work for a company that makes cars or a company that makes parts for cars?

>>67385125
Not under UK law. You have 28 days to return anything for a refund without reason.

>>67385143
Between St Louis and Detroit which one is worse?

I think more people have heard about Detroit being textbook post-industry but St Louis had a far larger population drop in both absolute and relative terms and has a higher crime rate.

>>67385125
Couldn't you just phone or e-mail the company after to cancel?

>>67385189
>posh wank

Good lad

>>67385143
bottom one isn't made of plywood

>>67385175
a shop x

Just necked a 2l bottle of super male vitality

not too sure about it now

Business idea: unite the baltic states under one flag
(also retake Königsberg and it's lands, and also some of lithuania's land that belarus stole)

>>67385093
is this the actor who plays fantastic mr fox

>>67385189
had sex with my gf today

>>67385189
you're so silly, Alex :) x

>>67384879
bye lad

so nobody even died in the earthquake?

disappointing

>>67385215
which fucking shop

lilt is my favourite but I never see it anywhere

>>67385241
Thanks, you too mate

>>67385186
Yeah, good innit.

>>67385201
I might try and flog them first.

>>67385204
Not on a Sunday and they are processing it tomorrow, when I'll be at work.

well mr burns had done it
the power plant had won it

>>67385240
not Alex
or Daniel
Or shitspouter
or statsgook

I am the only anonymous Kiwi left