/brit/

I know her nose is fake. Are those titties fake too?

>>67352009
yes

mmm things i'd do to those titties mm they some titties want to sucky sucky mummy trumpies bitties mmm

marijuana and baccy best combo

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anyone else have this problem?

>>67351968
crikey, dem norks on that sheela!

https://youtu.be/v4aJ2TUjJvM

middle class white yank woman finds out there's black people in the UK .mp4

>3.39MB
>6000x4000

No thankyou

>>67352009
>>67352017
Really? That's disappointing.

>>67352009
>>67352017
Ivanka is all natty where did this myth come from that she's had surgery?

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>>67351992
saw Paul ingame once and we had a chat for 20 minutes, good lad

why does the club make people horny

>>67352088
implied consent

>>67352046
I call my boyfriend Daddy at home and in private and it makes it a real issue when we're in public and I need to use his real name.

>>67352000
>All this basically means dizziness and sickness, which decreases the more you get into smoking. I assume you are a smoker who has done it for a long time and has probably forgotten how dizzy and sick the first few fags you ever had made you feel

I remember taking a few draws at a house party and wanting to lie/sit down for a bit but the experience was fairly pleasant, although I was coughing.

Only time I've really had an unpleasant experience with them was when I smoked a 10 deck one after the other to try and quit smoking (like they used to do with kids when they caught them smoking). I vomited, felt dizzy and ended up with a migraine, but again that was the first unpleasant thing I ever had other than coughing with fags. Needless to say the attempt didn't work anyway.

>>67352088
rasheed

>>67352086
This, I don't know about her tits, but her nose is definitely real.

having some clean water

>>67352087
used to have mod MMG on my friends list

>>67352112
>American's trying to fit in and getting everything wrong

>>67352022
Thought kiwis hot knifed weed?

will probably have the chance to cuck my best mate tonight

should I go for it?

>>67352133
I made a clan with MMG on his normal non-JMOD account. He stopped playing since he left the company :c

>>67352112
nah mate it does
last night everyone was taking their tops off and such

>>67352142
ahahahahahahahahahhaha only if you're incredibly povo

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>he doesn't do hash-on-a-nail

Plebian

is the Aussie lad who had a wank in the bathtub yesterday here?

some people have unibrows hahaha

>Spend £250 on a pair of boots
>The free delivery's gonna take like a week

fs lads

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the gf just commanded me to take this photograph

>>67352143
>Yank loyalty

This explains the Suez canal.

>>67352205
jesus CHRIST

>>67352205
wtf i love playing darts now

>>67352143
>friends gf fucked an asian guy
>he is still with her
Literally mocks her for it everyday
You know that "time flies when you are faggot" greentext? He is like that

>>67352143
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>>67352192
yes what is it?

>>67352205
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>67352205
ah, yes, lovely. quite nice

>>67352143
Don't do it.

>not hot-knifing keef

>>67352219
>>67352227
need a straight forward answer

>>67352205
Obviously hiding 'her' dick

>>67352242
A white hole.

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>>67352205

>>67352228

Don't do it. I've gotten a handjob from a close friend's girlfriend once. She made me promise not to tell him then told him AS SOON as she next saw him (she wanted to make sure she'd get the first story in). Completely lied and said I came on to her, but she came into my room when she was round my house visiting my sister and actually came onto me while she was drunk.

Friendship was obliterated when he found out. Don't talk at all anymore. He came to my last birthday and we had a couple drinks but you could tell he was only there with my other mates and not for me.

>>67352266
obviously dont do it
why would you do that to your best friend?

anyone here hired an escort? is it awkward?

How's the Korean gf?

>>67352266
No.

happy birthday to me hahaha

>>67352289
What a fucking bitch. Did he believe her over you? is he still with her?

>>67352305
hey happy birthday mate!
i literally and unironically care about you as a fellow member of the /brit/ community. We've probably spoken a few times before. Mad innit?

>>67352289
why did you do that

>normatrons wont shut the fuck up

howling at the moon

>>67352289
>>67352294
>>67352300
he's not that great of a friend even though he is one of the only ones I have. might just do it anyway. need to get my dick wet

I truly hate all of you

>>67352321
its not even my birthday hahaha

cat >>67352337 >/dev/null

>>67351963
go to a therapist la
hope you're okay

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>tfw would be on my way to being a roadman if I wasn't a virgin

If you have never been a NEET who posts on /brit/ until 4am for atleast one week straight then you aren't a real /brit/ poster desu

>>67352312
He wouldn't believe me. The girl actually told my sister and her friend while they were drinking

>I shouldnt go and see anon again because i think something might happen
>proceeded to come to my room

When my sister's friend called her out for being a liar to my friend, she actually accused me of forcing myself on her, taking advantage of her while drunk. Luckily that he did not believe, because I am definitely not that guy.

>>67352322
I was in my room watching braveheart and smoking weed while my normie sister and her mates were drinking downstairs. I was extremely high and quite horny and she wasn't a bad looking girl (considering my options).

should i shower before taking a bath?

>>67352332
you're a fucking cunt if you do desu
you'll do it then in a month's time be here whining about why you don't have any mates

>>67352156
which club was that

>>67352295
Got ripped off by a hooker in Amsterdam and it was the worst experience of my life. Never felt so pathetic.

Put me off the idea of ever paying for sex desu

everyone around me manages either a gf or regular sex
not sure what makes me different but there's definitely something
maybe I should start doing coke?

just found out that cos some native american languages are tonal they could have basic conversations by whistling at eachother while hunting etc
that's a cool fact

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Day 12 of nofap and I still couldn't care less about attaining casual sex

Just having a quiet chuckle to myself thinking of horny, deprived men who agonisingly try to acquire pussy as if it's the only thing that will validate their pathetic lives

Why am I so alpha lads?

>>67352387
>maybe I should start doing coke?
Considered it myself desu

Figure the main factor holding me back is a lack of confidence and coke would sort that out temporarily

Other options include mandy (bonus: empathogen) or benzos (con: acting like a bar tard)

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bait out the biggest wasteman u know

>>67352368
>>67352312
Oh and he proposed to her less than a year later. She said yes then cheated on him openly outside a pub and broke up with him when he found out.

>he wanted to stay with her

I think he got oneitis bad and it makes me feel even worse for what I did desu. They never got back together though and that's all I know from what my sister tells me.

>>67352387
just gotta start being yourself

>>67352407
well done, lad. now try to occupy your time with something useful, and you will have lived a good life

>>67352411
I think my problem is im bad at talking to people, not confidence

>>67352414
my dad hahaha

>>67352422
CONFIDENCE
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>>67352414
do NOT understand londoners.
lived there for a year and felt like a complete outsider. Its so atomised, like i don't get why people were just walking around westfield. The only stuff around there is some shopping centres etc. You get on the tube to go anywhere. London honestly felt like a video game... like the whole city was split up into these distinct areas with loading times between
completely alienating

>>67352407
warning you again lad, you need to wank soon or your nuts will fall off and you'll turn into a girl

could go for a handjob rn lads

hard to find a girl who can give a good one though

Did a think about Brexit and Trump and a little tear escaped the corner of my right eye.

>>67352411
>mandy

you're not aware of how much of a gurning mong you are on md, not good for finding a gf

coke maybe, but you'll quickly become a runt fiend

>>67352465
>TFW not a cute girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22X5X49VhM
*fantasises about driving down the Pacific coast highway in a 1986 chevy caprice on a roadtrip with my friends, heading to freshman year of college at UCLA*

>>67352205
>>67352220
>>67352225
>>67352249
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>>67352267
>>67352278
https://imgur.com/a/eRtas
full album of the bint
just done a cummies

>>67352375
not a specific club but a club night
they actually hired out part of a Portuguese cultural club
the old Portuguese lads were sick cunts, didn't kick us out after we were meant to have finished and let people smoke inside

>>67352411
MD is ace, the only thing is... you need to find an attractive, classy bird who will take it with you, and will want to dance with you when it rolls.

Far, far easier said than done.


t. literally slow danced at the club with a solid 9/10 friend whilst high last weekend

(didn't bang because I overdosed and had a bad trip later hahaha)

ehhhhhh whats up doc hahaha

Why is everyone so immature.

>>67352480
could just take a reasonably small dose for confidence and actually giving a shit about other people without the gurning?

speed's too ADHDey

I've seen guys get really fucking belligerent on coke though. Was cheap shite though so might just have been the benzocaine and other shit it was cut with

>>67352508
*shits in your desk while you're out at lunch*

>>67352498
penis is rising

>piercing

dropped

>>67352505
>drugs

what a terrible med student

long action posting hahaha

Question

You get to press a button and it will turn you into a woman. You won't be a tranny it's a magic button and you will be of higher attractiveness than you are right now.

Do you do it?

>>67352411
>>67352422
don't think the problem is confidence, I'm fine talking to girls I'm just bad at escalating
I do fine if it's explicitly a date but I can't flirt with girls on neutral territory

lads never pissed in a bottle before, how can i be quiet about it?

>>67352505
>bad trip off MD

Childsplay

>>67352551
Can I press it multiple times?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-13/australia-announces-refugee-resettlement-deal-with-us/8021120

>The United States and Australia have agreed to a one-off refugee resettlement deal for people on Manus Island and Nauru.

lel

>>67352362
one thing I don't miss about being a NEET is having to put up with thai nonce

now I have a normal sleeping pattern it's like he doesn't exist

>>67352545
There are people who will literally be known as Dr. Name next year who regularly smoke cannabis and take drugs at clubs

I know, it was shocking to me when I came to Uni as well.

>>67352577
You can press it as many times as you want but it only works on men

>>67352561
you need to essentially deep throat the bottle with your erect cock so that there is minimal vibration from your piss transferring into the bottle

messaged the tinder girl i shagged and she had deleted my number or something lol

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>>67352578
Kek that better go through before Trump gets in or it won't be happening.

>>67352565
I had a joint after, amplified the bad effects, also had amnesia

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remember when ed got reported for calling a boy wearing glasses at his uni specs?

its nearly 3am "lads" hahaha

>>67352618
Jesus christ how much did you take? Saw one cunt, have no idea what he was on, who couldn't hold memory for more than about 20-30seconds. Weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life he was like a fucking vegetable.

>>67352600
>you need to essentially deep throat the bottle
cant even get the tip in, japs eye just wraps round the lid

ed check facebook

>>67352629
only oldfags will remember this

>>67352629
That's written like it's meant for a secondary school kid not a Uni student.

>>67352516
maybe, idk I've always used mandy as a chill out drug with a few mates for talking shite all night. in fact it makes me not want to be active at all

good coke is what you want for chatting up women.

>>67352498
when i see a girl take so many pictures of herself like this its kind of a turn off, like just imagine how many she took and didn't upload. how self obsessed ya gotta be? i like the one off image as you can believe (or at least imagine) it to be an impromptu shot

>>67352583
There's a doctor (foundation year) at my hospital nicknamed Dr Ket by everyone

He had his annual leave during freshers, gatecrashed a few parties with the medics rugby team, pissed on a few doors and ended up in a bad K-hole in some random freshers room having been unable to get an erection

>>67352557
yeah ive got no idea what to do with neutral territory stuff hahaha i just wing it and hope for the best

playing EU IV

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Thoughts on the state of Iowa?

>getting emailed by your secondary school teachers
not in any circumstance except a booty call if she is a nonce hahaha

>>67352669
>good coke is what you want for chatting up women.

But fish scale's £60 a gram

How long/much would that actually last you for?

Only had a couple of lines of shite coke before from other people and I've no idea how much it was

>>67352677
kek all my med m8s are absolute madmen

>>67352498
>https://imgur.com/a/eRtas
>that battered and bruised ass half way in

Lucky guy who ever got to do that to the slut

>>67352691
slipknot came from iowa hahaha

>>67352117
>>67352086

literally google "ivanka pre surgery"

take the 5 seconds.

>>67352684
thinking clubs might not be the best for it tbqh
might 'put myself out there' next party I'm at

Legally changing my last name to "Trumpsson"

>>67352644
Like 0.3... I reckon I spent the majority of the time just staring at things whilst chewing, blinking like mad and licking my lips

>>67352724
Nose was definitely done. The boobs are from pregnancy.

Been called specs all my life.

Kid needs to get over himself.

>>67352736
cucked your da

really want to slap a girl's tits like on facialabuse

peel more skins than Idaho potatoes

might get a cuppa and do a sleep lads
thoughts?

>>67352719
So did all these American scouse you see. Literally our Liverpool.

>>67352758
Then it would be "Donaldsson"

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>>67352724
didn't look that bad

>>67352600
You can fit your dick in a bottle mouth?

>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/12/suicide-prevention-hotline-record-calls-donald-trump-victory-lgbt

>being this triggered

>>67352771
hahaha

>>67352753
*takes your glasses off*
haha how many fingers am I holding up mate?
*waves in your face*

you are a nonce hahaha

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>>67352803

josie has lost the plot

I have never even had a girl take a second glance at me. The only female attention I get is pity hugs from qts as if they're trying to stop me from shooting up the uni or killing myself.

I have a thing for one of the girls who takes pity on me, i have done for almost a year now. Every time she hugs me or talks to me it feels good, but it's extremely painful at the same time.

I hope soon i'll meet a nice girl who likes the same stuff i do and also just so happens to find me attractive. That'd be nice. I'm starting to think that'll never happen though.

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>new bad company uk track is actually good

Getting myself an ice lolly

>>67352616
They're already sending people to vet them, there's no way it won't be done before January

>>67352735
just look like youre having fun and dance with girls desu

should work after a while

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>>67352836
just be yourself mate

>>67352781
>For those in emotional distress, Gonzalez said: “We might suggest limiting your exposure to social media and TV.
actually makes sense because it's the sensationalism and gross exaggeration that makes people think trump is going to have open season all gay and trans people or whatever

>>67352849
yeah that cover by five finger death punch is great

Currently consuming an ice lolly

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>>67352872

>>67352897
pics x

drink nuff beers before the game
what d'ya call that? georgey best mc
listen
I don't rest mc
you man sleep that's why you're not the best mc

>>67352883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP2yCN5gPts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4

what happened

meta gimmicks hahaha

>>67352907
Nah

>>67352825
what's she done now
she was never quite all there

>>67352925
shut the fuck up you little sissy slut

>>67352776
Left just looks like an awkward teenager who hasn't finished maturing in their body yet

time to get snug in bed i think lads :3

>>67352926
why not? you never post pictures. you keep disappointing me you piece of shit

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our nige

>>67352942
>tfw nobody ever (you)s me like this

>>67352968
i bet trump has a massive TV at the top of the tower and they watched the game while having a couple cold brews

>>67352697
When I was an addict I was going through an 8 ball every weekend, about £200. Would occasionally get some during the week but I did have some restraint at least.

Cocaine is not a cheap drug, nor value for the price. But hey, if you want some don't bother with anything under 60 quid/g. Dealers make absolute mugs of people by selling cheaper to people who don't know what good coke is.

>>67352986
Shut the fuck up you little sissy slut.

>>67352968
their pawn

selecting rivers until there are none left haha

>>67352968
Money can't buy taste I guess

>>67352940
ctrl-f "hahaha"

>>67352415
What a wild story

ha

>>67353006
sure it can
*buys a hamburger*

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>>67353000

any of you lads know how much good quality sex dolls cost?

Is it normal for your mood to change on a minutely basis?

Recently a friend said it's not normal to feel sad then happy then sad then happy then angry then sad then happy again in the same day.

So, does that mean normies just feel the same emotion all day?

>>67353045
£1000

>>67353045
about tree fiddy hahaha

>>67353045
$5000 American for top quality stuff. $7000 for a custom make

t. Watched a house episode where the nutter was dating one and they said it cost him $7000 so it must have been custom

>>67352411
had a friend who spent $700 on coke once.
said it's the best time he's ever had but probably won't do it again considering how expensive it was

remember 3 day benders with no sleep eating speed and pingas, smoking cones to keep level during it all and making a run to get longnecks at the pub 30 metres up the road?

kate bush youtubes and passing out dwnstairs????


those days

are gone

>>67353006
*buys you*
*makes you taste my cock*

>>67353054
yeah, sometimes they feel the same emotion for literally days at a time.
>tfw repress my emotions 90% of the time so normies don't section me

shitbox is about to erupt like cracatoa

having coca cola and doing the dishes hahaha

>>67353072
Way too old for this shit now

>>67353060
Quite a bit of saving to do then, I'll probably get a custom built one eventually

Getting another ice lolly

>>67353095
nonce

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25285

>£300 for some rubber tits

is it worth?

late night /brit/ is weird

>>67353091
dont really miss it hey

crying on wednesday you're coming down so fucking hard

>>67353103
>£300
honest answer: no

you'll regret as soon as your prostate empties and the splooge shoots out, believe you me.

just get a hooker or wank and call it a day

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There are no Irishmen itt

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t-they're just practicing for boys right

>>67353104
At 4am the thread will suddenly fall almost completely silent
It's like everyone goes to bed at the same time

any Aussie twinks ITT?

>>67353104
welcome to my domain

>>67353045
not sure let me just ask josie what she normally charges hahaha

>>67353131
me x

>>67352962
Some american runt once made me run out and about too prove that I was icelandic

>>67353123
they're all having sex right now the normie shits

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>>67352724
Her nose looks weird af now

>>67353123
good
they only drag down the quality

>>67353130
yeah, and half the thread are like lone replies making non-sensical posts to no one, while us yanks and aussies are having a "discussion"

feels like a shitty AI simulation

C-H-O-O-N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d2k2flgIIk

>>67353120
tfw the hallucinations and head voices start and you know it's time to down some xanax and go to bed

i am the one known as gimmickfag :P and ive juts got soooo many crazy opinions on things!
you just read another post, by the gimmickfag! P: reply to me if your in on it

me on the left

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478051729071.webm

>>67353142
you are not the one I'm looking for soz

>>67353155
Is that photoshopped? Her nose is 2 sizes too small.

>>67353167
Hello. What can I get you?

>Let me see what you are peddling.
>Any rumours?
>Goodbye.

>>67353147
I remember. you took a picture of a sign

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Not that you fuccbois would know but where do you pick up sluts in britain as an american? Ill be visiting my cousin in Derby and want to travel around. Cant ask her where to meet sluts obviously

NICE TO SEE YOU
TO SEE YOU

>>67353192
Nah, just the angle accentuates the fact its not realistic.

>>67353176
another high quality australian post

>that one yank obsessed with australians
not a fan of inter-JF dynamics
this thread should revolve around you worshipping brits

fuck britain

justin trudeau hahaha

>>67353205
*waves hand in front of your eyes*

hmmm

>>67353170
hahaha fully the fucking worst

6am paranoia sets in and you realise you've nothing in common with any of the people you're with, the conversation has run dry, you're 2 cones from no weed and you actually disagree with wha tyou're doing

riding your bike home with no shoes and thinking you can hear the blokes in the council truck making fun of you

multi day drug benders are no good

How does it feel to be part of an underground Internet sub culture?

ending it tonight hahaha

it's 11:30 ffs tell me to come over already you bint

come over?

>work 5 days a week
>get drunk on Friday
>smoke weed and watch anime all day on Saturday and Sunday
>repeat
kill me

>>67353206
Ye
And a school
And a license plate

leading this canadian neckbeard on, he thinks i'm going to tell him to come over tonight haha

>>67353249
better than posting on the deep web with brazilians and chinks

>>67353287
i have been led to believe you do not appreciate willy in fanny so i do not mean you

>>67353247
You made me realise that I've lived a tame life

>>67353311
brother that's a fairly tame night ive gotten up to some wild shit now i jsut sit at home and shitpost and excercise, i dont even drink

>>67353123
Been here the entire time lad

raaah lads I actually thought he completely missed the drop then but he never
really had me going for the first bar haha

might become a normie

>>67353329
Is Ireland finally a part of Britain again?

>>67353309
ive only had 1 pole in the hole and it was probably what sparked the rebellion
wouldnt want to spend 1 second listening to your so called drum and so called bass nonsense anyway

>>67353123
ummmmm sweetie?????

might try tinder again with some decent photos this time lads idk

>>67353247
those sorts of experiences made me realize that while drugs are fun and can seriously act like a plunge into cold water (like shrooms and DMT), like everything in life it's only fun and satisfying if done in moderation

utterly content with indulging in weed once every 2 months

>Life in Iceland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbdjrpx8h_M

rss feed: 3678 unread articles

fuck sake havent got time for that

did i ever tell you lads about my gimmick? its nwhere i post pictures of this actress i fancy

>>67353364
>again
Don't think that's ever happened at all

>>67353388
>rss
is this 2008?

going to go shave my nethers just in case

nova scotia has just been completely BTFO
finished
ended
dismantled

surely he can't post dnb again after this

>people who immediately tell you about their mental illnesses as soon as you start getting to know them
Why do normies do this?
Ive been depressed so bad that i literally tried to an hero, but i never tell anyone about it because it's just a shit thing to talk about. Yet normies say they're depressed almost as a fashion statement.

>>67353374
yeah moderation is key

noticed alot of my mates who're full time party animals -even though you can see it's wearing thin for them and they're unhappy- have forgotten how they had fun before they were making scrambled eggs of their noggin every weekend

>>67353390
Hmm..

think i finally understand /brit/ on a molecular level hahaha *selects around the street signs*

>>67353247
mind you psychosis experiences can be pretty insightful. hearing voices is fucking weird, like actual independant thoughts from your subconscious.

don't know how schizophrenics can live with that constantly

Just got a piece done about me in the news

https://youtu.be/2bmvgNFl1vw

>>67353389
You're thinking of sershlad
CEO of MICK'D is Your Man, some 15 yead old swiss yank who got murdered by a nigger in Chicago 6 months ago

the poo production facilities are working overtime tonight

>>67352143
cuck or be fucked my nig

fuck me in me arsehole

>>67353404
They do it for attention

>>67353416
did he really get shot LOL hahaha

Why the fuck is the DailyMail obsessed with the kardashian family

>>67353413
super traumatic hahaha

the next day being like 'oh that was all in my head, should give it a rest heh'

>tripfag
Not replying you lad

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>>67353441
everything about this post makes me want to get shot too

>>67353430
pics please

>>67353467
Stop giving him (You)s you nutbar

>>67353467
The meta post-irony went straight over your head

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i just trolled everyone in /brit/ hahaha

https://youtu.be/Pg-r2wKz4Uk

Novelist was elected deputy young mayer for Lewisham in 2012

>>67353491
thanks for the (you) sweetie x

>>67353510
Koko Jenkem

>mayer
I've fucked it

leeeeeroyyyyy jenins hahaha

>>67353533
no thats how this nigger novelist spells it too

air maxs of any kind are so ovedone now to the point of being absolutely unwearable


ESPECIALLY wearing tn's or airmax 95s to look -------------street--------------

just cool
tell a pagan I got tings in boots

even fart i take is one closer to a shart, feeling a bit dangerous tonight aha

Go to sleep you NEET, socially isolated, socially awkward, mentally ill, virgin cunts

>>67353593
it is 4:41 in the afternoon xo

some pissed chav runts singing outside

would go and obliterate them but cba

you tell em sweetie but its saturday night xx

>why yes, i do talk to anonymous strangers on a Chinese cartoon website until 4am
kys

actually sunday afternoon hah xx

just went into my brothers room to nick a few fags and couldn't find any
FUMING what a selfish cunt

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*walks towards you*

>>67353636
>talk to

lmao jokes on you I just post and ignore everyone elses

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>>67353636
>on a saturday night

>>67353593
>mentally ill
how can you tell?

>>67353629
fuck off yank it's Sunday morning :')

>>67353636
y-yeah only saturday and only 4 am, haha

>ignores everyone elses
>replies to a post

doing a ponder

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>>67353681
Not dignifying this shizz with a response. Stay classy /brit/... Le i look at the fucking time

Just woek up

>>67353686
complete coincidence

just like this post

>>67353707
stay woke

>>67353706
agree desu

>>67353652
haha
where did you get this

i truly believe in myself

>>67353706
all me

>>67353747
godspeed bud

hmmm shant be getting a (You) from me love

()

New vlog lads

https://youtu.be/kLwBt9vMsTk

bow e3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jphXpXq8B-g

gattinis

>>67353777
looks like a fanny in a certain light

>>67353780
>not a bloody kevin or a bleeding tim or a blustering amer

Yeww Fatt Bastardd

its almost 4am hahaha

>>67353780
>>67353807
did not position my cursor over this link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcmkb_5sNnE

just penned the latest chant

having some clean water

>>67353852
this made me go into labour

>>67353796
my endz

*gets fringponged*
ohhhhh noooooooo hahaha

had a waz in a bottle, knob created a vaccum so when I pulled out piss went everywhere

it's alright though since it means my willy is quite big

Extremities are cold

Including my willy

giving birth lads
anyone want to open my oven and retrieve the delicious little chocolate bun from within?

Just did a really strong fart

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ah yes..

mate just texted me saying he's nicked a pint glass from the pub and seemed proper chuffed about it
absolute NUTCASE cannot be contained

>>67354019
>ebony is dense enough to sink in water

brainfuel is burning up

I can smell a really strong fart

just had a wank to black women

proper knackered me out, might go sleep

creasing at the idea of stepping on someones head and having their brains come out of their ears LMAO HAHAHA
BRAINFUEL
BRAINFUEL
BRAINFUEL
HAHAHAHA
BRAINFUEL
BRIANFUEL
HAHJAHAHA

>>67354023
Wahey

suspect the extremely rude post about britons on the front page was made by someone in this very thread

Think my neIghbour can smell my farts

can smell a really rank fart, smells like cod

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n

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>>67354157
excellent work boys