/brit/

Uhm..What are you doing?

plymouth is actually an alright place

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

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Britain awake ! arise from slumber !
Soon comes the daybreak of rebirth.
We lift again thy trampled banners,
Our marching legions shake the earth.
We gather from thy lanes and cities,
With men of action at our head.
In us division and delusion,
And all hypocrisies are dead.
We follow Fascism and Mosley,
We fight for freedom and for bread !


We bring a saving Revolution,
We are a-weary of deceit.
We will avenge the long betrayal,
We will acknowledge no defeat.
We breathe the spirit of our fathers,
As dauntless and as proud as they.
Overthrow the tyranny of falsehood --
The powers of darkness and decay !
We will be victors of to-morrow,
Who are the victims of to-day !


Britain, assert thine ancient honour,
Which never knew a foreign yoke.
Oh, turn thy face toward the future ;
Thy life and strength are in thy folk.
If Britain to herself be faithful,
And each man to his fellow true,
Though all the world come forth against us,
We even yet shall make them rue.
We'll build a Britain fit for heroes,
With courage fresh and splendour new.

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>didn't tip my prostitute
>she utterly shatters my bollocks

is this the new thread?

plymouth is actually an alt-right place

SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

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*stands in your way*

"weren't planning on going out tonight, were you?"

>>67345843
Greatest youtuber since alex jones

>>67343813
HNNNG

>>67345843
*walks past him*

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what's going on big guy?

wayhay

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SHOO SHOO train autist

*skateboards into thread*
hmph, adults. they just don't understand.
*sk8boards away*

runts

ah yes
thread wars

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>>67345938
you dont get to bring big guys

>>67346004
post fucking machines

>>67345938
>>67346026
have brits actually seen mde or do they just repost the memes they see about it

>>67346112
im a really big fan of MDE la
i know one other guy who knows of them but im fairly sure that's just cos of 4chan

>>67346112
been following ol sammy boy since 2013

Can you deal with this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

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>>67346112
sam is loved all over the world

>>67343813
please don't post willies here

this is a Christian thread (Anglican)

>>67342110
>>67342527
LOVING THESE

>>67350292
you're a bit late to the party lad

Just told my gf that I am in fact greek

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*drinks tapwater*
hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*clears throat*
alri lads

there's a whole heap of gyaldem running man down true stories

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>it's a general about britain...

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Lads, I still can't believe we actually fucking did it.

>>67350483
*clogs your throat*

right lads, im making a change in my life. If i dont like you, alright, i'll tell you. If i dont like your post, you can BLOODY well BET you'll know about it. No more being polite, no more being pushed around, okay?
>>67350292
FUCK off

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>this triggers half of the entire anglo population

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>northern pineal glands

about to buy a pound of cannabis from some stranger I met on craigslist

wish me luck

>>67350492
>born too late to explore Earth
>born too early to explore space
>born just in time to witness the collapse of the American empire

have a very nice beard & moustache combo

You are all so clueless about actual ancap philosophy.

>>67350526
really makes you think

>>67350538
*Rise

>>>/b/711497149


JESUS fucking christ, my room was pretty messy when i was like 13-14 but this is something else

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>>67350517
Caption this

If any of the captions make me laugh I'll post an image of the world's only 11/10 grill

>>67350538
*The West rise from its liberal ashes into the phoenix of freedom

You made a wee typo on the last line there lad. Don't worry, I fixed it for you.

>>67350536
thought about trying this finding dealers on grindr thing 2bh

don't know all the codewords so would probably end up with a bumming

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>>67350492
>>67350517
>>67350566
>you will never have a pint with farage and fart

>>67350546
what's the difference between ANCAP and Libertarianism

never heard of it before these memes

>>67350492
literally everything made of gold, marble
do you reckon old persian emperors or whatever had the same personality types as don? I tend to think of old powerful figures as imbued with this sort of mysticism but that door behind him looks like it could be in some chinese palace. Creasing at the idea of Alexander the Great saying "we're gunna win so much, you're gunna get tired of winning"

How many of you lads smoke?

Went out for a fag there and can actually smell it on myself which is unusual - of course I'm sure I stink of smoke normally but I don't notice myself

how do i get into tarot

>>67350581
Autistic 19 year olds on Twitter getting into politics

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>>67350565
r8 my room

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>>67350292
Anarchy is the future

>>67350517
probs more than half desu

>>67350590
be a young white female stoner

>>67350601
boi he dab

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>You are all so clueless about actual ancap philosophy.

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>>67350566
>the world's only 11/10 girl
I'll save everyone the trouble and post her anyway

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>>67350597
what

>>67350581
Libertarians at least believe some government is necessary for society - police, military, fire brigades etc.

ANCAPs are fucking retarded and think that all these should be fulfilled by the free market

>>67350648
AAHHHHH! spooky

>>67350589
no idea lad. smoked for a decade and now I can barely smell anything at all

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>British "humour"

>>67350648
Too skinny.
I like a girl with a bit of meat on her bones

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>>67350630
the finest

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>>67350565

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>>67350686
this or more meat?

>>67350683
howiscyberbullingreal.jpg

>>67350683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U10yKDDvIdc

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>>67350691
>that ingredients list

>>67350683
did he really say this?

>>67350703
That's the perfect amount

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>>67350703
That's revolting.
Fuck you for making me look at that.

>>67350691
>>67350722
oh nvm i get it it's what the plant is grown in

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really does make you think

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my room

>>67350691
Sure is a lot of different types of feces in this

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damn

really makes you think

Toon bled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgxg0NWSgb0

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any underchebs man in

>>67350746
such a bender

>>67350758
how he has the money for that much beer while simultaneously drinking that much beer is beyond me

>>67350517
What do Yanks know about Farage? He's pretty much representing us over there now.

I like him mostly, but do they know he's a walking meme who has never been in the house of commons and talks shite in Brussels for a living?

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unironically my room

>>67350746
this.

rosy is overrated.

>>67350771
It's the soil. I'd rather have bat shit in my soil than inorganic fertilizers and pesticides.

>>67350797
It's CHEAP fucking beer, 2bh

>>67350793
10/10 would serve time for

>>67350815
post the contents of the bottom drawer

going to go to bed and have wank and sleep

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>>67350824
Yeah, I figure you wouldn't want to have POISON IN YOUR POISON

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>>67350648

>11/10
>white

Nice try, here's a 11/10

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rate the room lads

uh oh!!!! boner alert!!!! ;) ;) ;) whatever shall i do hehehehe!

unironically had sex with a 41 year old drunk woman that I met at 4am on the street

>>67350867
dirty cumsock
seven (7) unused condoms

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>walked away from a plane crash

what a ledge lads

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>>67350860
same

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>>67350867
marbles i find on building sites and a cricket ball i took me first catch of last season with

>>67350565
>that thread

Do people actually still smoke in their rooms and houses in 2016?

>>67350895
Take a cold shower, hot shot

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SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT GOTH MONEY SOLJASSSS

>>67350860
wait shes underage?

>>67350923
>marbles i find on building sites

oddly specific criteria for a drawer

>>67350904
I remember this photo making the rounds on /int/, first time I heard of the memester

just sent a message that will have one of two outcomes
1. she blocks me
2. she shags me

>>67350904
>the pilot of the aircraft involved in the accident, was charged with threatening to kill Farage in a separate incident

absolute madman

>>67350914
who is she?

>>67350899
Once got called a poof by a drunken 40-something who tried to pull me. She wasn't bad looking but I sperged out and then she got offended and aggressive

>>67350948
i am a man of few possessions

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just bought a new computer

>>67350904
lit up a fag after too

>>67350954
high risk, high reward
very nice

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gf

>>67350979
>lahey, please give me a cigarette before you shoot me, please

shitmaker is experiencing technical difficulties

>>67350924
smoke everywhere but in bed

my flat so why not

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>>67350924
yeah dropped the ashtray earlier

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better than my old one at least

dail reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

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We all speak English despite living in entirely different hemispheres. Isn't that just crazy, lads? Take a moment and appreciate that rare /anglo/ feel.

>>67350924
>he doesn't know about desklad
oh boy

>>67350879
fuck off paki

>>67351018
howling

>>67350755
Risk of what?

>>67351024
We both live in the northern hemisphere?

>>67351007
get it TOGETHER, man

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>>67350961
refugee loving leftie from tumblr

>>67350979
Something about a fag after something emotional is pretty cathartic desu

>>67351004
Goes against my tenancy agreement and my flatmates would get pissy so I don't, but pretty glad desu. Quite like the fresh air in the morning and I'd rather only the clothes I'm wearing stink of smoke rather than all my worldly possessions.

Only time it's bad is when the weather's shit or if I've got the fear while hungover and don't want to go outside

>>67350994
tell her I love her work

>>67350994
ardra neala?

>>67351024
Yeah but your English is bastardised

need a gally to hit up after the club

>>67351029
desklad?
>>67351067
tbf she looks like a mixie anyway

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>ywn have dangerous romp with amanda knox

>>67351107
wrong

Anybody else got a sweet tooth lads?

Being going cafes for some cake and coffee every day

Feel a bit naughty

i've found god lads

whilst i used to smoke, and dont mind a cigarette on the rare occassion i drink, smoking is pretty fucking gross and it's detrimental health effects are too substantial to ignore

bonus round; if you're smoking daily after age thirty (30), good indicator your life isn't going exactly to plan

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>>67351039

Sorry Milos, muslim girls are the the qt'est

Czech girls are trash in comparison

having a tea
it was the subject of ridicule a couple days ago so i will not tell you what kind

>>67351148
'sheed

>>67351144
i smoke like 20 every 3 days lol.

>>67351135
where was he lad

>>67351135
where was he?

>>67351070
goes against my tenancy agreement too, been warned but next inspection I'll just air it out for a couple of weeks. clothes don't seem to reek either, but maybe that's just because I only know other smokers.

i don't know, just too lazy to pop to the window every time for a fag

>>67351144
Dunno how I feel about it desu

On one hand I hate the smell and it's a pain in the arse always having to have cigarettes or tobacco on hand

On the other I do enjoy it - it breaks the day up and it's some small pleasure 20 times a day

Not really noticed any effects on my resp function yet and if I'm not drinking I'll smoke rollies so it's fairly cheap

Just kinda fell into it through boredom and from doing it while drinking I suppose

>>67351135
are you a priest?

>>67351144
The closest thing I have to a plan is "try not to bother anybody"

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>>67351148
>>67350879
Jesus Christ, how plebeian

might be an actual furry lads
fuck

going to drive to the petrol station to buy 17 benson and hedges blue

will walk if the car needs scraping

>>67351182
the absolute state of this subhumanoid

>>67351148
>being this cucked

Czech girls are GOAT

Life plan is still to get some Eastern European mail order wife if I'm still single at 25

>>67351183
>>67351184
>he
It's 2016.

>>67351107
>There's only one bit of Amanda rule 34

>>67351234
nonce.

Got searched again as I left work lads, twice in two days. Think I'm going to have to resign on principle desu.

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>>67351228
>if

Off to bed lads, I'll dream of memes

turd factory is meme seconds away from meltdown

ah yes another thing british thread

>tfw you accidentally find a banger
Best feel desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFlhzdILMc

>>67351148
everything attractive about that girl comes from her oriental side

>>67351255
why are you getting searched? did i miss something?

>>67351144
>Been trying to quit smoking
>Meet an actual 10/10 with a wonderful personality
>She's tried drugs, and occasionally has a joint with friends, but hates cigarettes

Completely obliterated all desire to smoke

>>67351189
>tfw smoke weed in the flat with the flatmates every second night or so
>tfw they always cadge the tobacco for it off me
>tfw they tell me to fuck off outside for a cigarette while the kitchen's literally full of smoke anyway

I really don't get it, I keep pointing out that half the stuff in the joint they just smoked is tobacco but they still get pissy. Not sure if they think I'll start smoking in the flat normally if I do it then.

Kinda annoying as I get paranoid going outside while high

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Ahh yes

>>67351214
vomit.jpg

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>>67351214
>that (((nose)))
Shit taste

>>67351228
>Not buying a cheaper and cuter muslim girl
You britbongs have no financial sense, no wonder UK economy is getting Zimbabwe'd

>>67351227
ye im degenerate

I've taken approximately 37mg of alprazolam in the past 12 hours

>>67351302
they want smoke in the room to get passively high

cigarette smoke just smells like shit

>>67351288
Stocks have been a little bit shady and they think someone's stealing, so they're searching the runt-tier employees (i.e. me) before we can leave. Don't really need to be treated like a criminal desu, so if it carries on I'll just quit.

>>67351255
Harrasment bro.
If they keep it up, then put in a formal complaint. Theyll stop searxhing and you can steal qhat wvwr you like because hr will shit bricks if youre searched a 4th.

Source: office team leader.

>>67351306
I'm so glad he won
i knew the regressives would be butthurt, but I had no idea take things so far

>>67351296
Yea, it's a pain in the arse. I'm in medicine so pretty much all the girls in my year hate smoking.

There's a girl I've got a thing for and normally have good chat with. She's on the same street and we get the same bus but she's asthmatic so it's awkward as fuck when I run into her when smoking.

dayvan cowboy

business idea: protest something rorkes like to soros gives me money

genuinely worried that my gf isn't blonde enough for me lads.

We've been together a couple of years and i guess its sort of getting serious, but im concerned that our offspring would lose the bright blonde and light eye genes I carry. Shes not exactly brunette but not blonde really

>>67351337
christ almighty

>>67351338
Nah, we normally have the windows open so the smell escapes somewhat. When we looked around the flat when the previous tenants were in the flat just reeked of weed, lynx africa and wank.

desu I prefer the smell of cigarette smoke to weed, although I always quite liked the smell of cigarette smoke even before I smoked (the actual smoke, not the smell on clothes/hands etc.)

Are neuron electric impulses matter or energy?

post your favourite ASMR video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOnuY6m2J1s

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>>67351276
She doesn't even look oriental.

t. Zhang

>>67351408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

>>67351408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

>>67351337
you would be unconscious if you actually did

>>67351408
thats a good one

>>67351385
how are things going in austrailia my good lad?

>ASMR
don't want to go down that rabbit hole

>>67351358
You misinterpret my post lad. What happened is a GOOD thing. When a gorgeous and kind woman says she detests smoking it makes me not want to smoke again.

Yeah I'm medicine as well, quite a few girls here smoke but the vast majority dislike it.

Tell her you're quitting. Do it. She'll love it.

Fuck smoking. Subhuman habit.

>>67351408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDDQ1M664kI

don't see the appeal of smoking

seems like the negatives outweight the positives, lung problems, shite in your throat, coughs, cancer, all for what, a mild kind of sedative effect that'll calm you down/relieve stress or perk you up a bit

wish leafs would fuck off
why do they even post here

>>67351355
I'm sure they're allowed to do it, and to be fair I'm on good terms with the managers and when they do it with me I know they're just following procedure, but all the same it's a bit shit.

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>>67351322
t. yellow fever neckbeard

>>67351408
Don't listen to it in English desu

Used to listen to the radio in French when I was younger to try to get to sleep so at least if it's in French or Swedish or something I can kid myself on its less sad 'cause there's no meme girlfriend, just nice sounds

Plus actually being able to understand it distracts me if I'm trying to fall asleep or read

>>67351444
plus it looks super sweet bro

>>67351422
Not at all. Took a two hour nap in the afternoon. I have a high tolerance, I've been doing binges lately

>>67351101
fuck off newfag

>>67351427
good man doing a lurk of some strippers on IG

https://www.instagram.com/gvccimama/

i've known a few girls who were strippers, and it was ok for them and they came out unharmed (albeit two of them with fake tits) but the whole thing seems pretty confused to me

i dont buy that these girls 'have their shit together' and that its an empowered, free choice

if it's a free choice, why is it so often women who have no other options (eg education) who end up doing it? that said you'll make good money quite easily, but the harm inflicted by exposure to drugs and one imagines a degree of psychological harm would be pretty damaging in the long run

fully don't buy it man

it's a fantasy and i feel kinda sorry for dese hoez

>>67351396
stale cigarette smoke is the smell of runts desu

>>67351444
It only calms you down/relieves stress if you already smoke because you are desperate for a fag. If you aren't already a smoker it does nothing but make you feel sick

Retarded 0/10 habit

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>tfw I coined the term "Meme"

>>67351435
>ah, yes
ah, yes

>>67351517
alri dawkins

>>67351422
tbf you can build up a tolerance to benzos pretty quickly

>>67351434
I don't really want to quit though lad. I enjoy it and the smoking area's the only thing that makes a club bearable imo. Tried to quit a few times before (even bought a robot penis) but everytime I get a drink in me I relapse and end up smoking again. Plus all the fit art school girls around here smoke.

Kinda wish it was still the '50s or something when everyone smoked (not really I suppose, my dad's got passive COPD from having run pubs all his life).

>>67351444
It's pretty much the only form of happiness I get. It doesn't matter how shit things get, I can always smoke and it'll feel good any time.

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I don't smoke, but I like the smell

>>67351556
degenerate poser faggot smoking french appropriator detected

Seeing a movie with my bf

>>67351556
hate it (HATE IT)
cigars do smell nice though

I smoke cigarettes but only ironically

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>>67351449
t. Josef Goldstein

>>67351515
Nah, nicotine rushes are why I started smoking and that goes away pretty quickly when you get into a habit.

Your first cigarette will feel minging. After a couple when you can inhale without coughing your lungs out they'll feel amazing until you get used to nicotine.

I've tried Dokha a couple of times and that's about the only time I get a nicotine hit anymore.

kevin boyle hahaha

>>67351444
>>67351200

>Pros
Therapeutic, like a babies pacifier but for grown ups.


>Cons
Irritated throat and lungs and smokers cough
Reek of cigarettes
Fucked teeth
Accelerated aging
More people are repulsed by smoking than attracted by it
Look like a grimy cunt
Lightheaded from nicotine
Wasted money


You make your own mind up.

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic cigarette sniffer

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What the fuck is Farage's problem?

I literally chain smoke rollies all day

>>67351577
Nonfactual post

quit smoking and now I vape hahahah

is the icelandic lad actually 5'4? thought nords were tall

>>67351595
>cigars do smell nice though

How the fuck do people get into cigars?

Always thought it'd be regular smokers when I was younger, and then I realised trying to smoke a cigar that it feels wrong as fuck not inhaling

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Lia Marie Johnson

>>67351648
they are tall
if you convert it to yank height he's only like 4'9

don't find asians attractive lads

>>67351648
5'6
I thought I was 5'4 before further analysis

selecting all store fronts hahaha

Is Icelandlad the Thin Hair Chin Man?

just a warning

I am a white man and if there are any people of color here I will attack them because I am emboldened by Trump's victory.

>>67351637
argumentum ad populum

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>>67351636
Good lad

>>67351648
he's an elf, not a LOTR elf though, a keebler elf

>>67351491
I agree with your assessment. But at least we get to see clantily dressed slags.

>>67351664
mate I'll fucking flatten you

>>67351669
no one actually believes this

>>67351629
Rasheed

>>67351648
5'4 is tall

do darts make you smell if you have less than 1 a day

nobody has ever commented on it and the 'rents don't know so i assume no

Keep thinking back to when I was flirting with her and getting angry because it was all so perfect but I never went all the way and sealed the deal. Feels like I wasted my fairytale story by not going for the happily ever after ending.

>>67351681
Lucky strike filtered are nearly impossible to come across in the US

>>67351656
i don't know my billionaire uncle always did and now my billionaire cousin does

>>67351707
happens to everyone lad

Called a lad at uni specs because of his glasses and he reported me

>>67351491
Heard of Emily Sears?

Have a m8 in Melbourne that used to go to the club she worked in. He said she kept trying to solicit customers for 'further services'

>>67351703
no, you have to smoke very frequently for smoke to linger a long time

what's actually happening in france atm?

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What did they talk about earlier?

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this is so me x

>>67351731
I thought that would make me feel better but it doesn't.

>>67351688
your weight would flatten most things you fat cunt

>>67351732
Not sure I believe you

I've never had a gf, and I wanna bang this qt Indian girl from the office.

How do I pretend I'm a fully functioning, normal human being and not the autist who can't string a sentence together I really am.

>>67351608
Nicotine rushes are just dizziness to accompany the sickness. Probably the worst 'high' you could possibly get from any drug

>>67351713
On the flipside, unfiltered luckies are pretty much impossible to find in Europe.

Pretty sure BAT just used the Lucky Strike branding for a different fag in Europe. They're good smokes though, pretty similar to Dunhill.

>>67351747
I have a feeling they completely let loose go on a mad one about pakis and mexicans and have a good laugh about it, at least that's what I'd like to think

>"cigarettes cause cancer"
>80% of lung cancer patients are non smokers
>Japan has one of the highest rates of cigarette smoking in the world yet also one of the lowest rates of cancer in the world

Hmm...

hey americans, isn't this exactly what the second amendment is for? overthrowing tyrannical governments?

if any of you NRA nutbags are worth your salt, Trump will have a bullet in his skull before his inauguration

>>67351491
Jesus christ that thing is ugly

>>67351764
fuck off paki

>>67351747
If I lick your balls clean Mr President will you give me a green card?

>>67351703
don't they have a scent to them
you ever hit a 180?

>>67351751
*sits on you*
who's laughing now?

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>>67351755

>>67351791
bit rude

I'm 6 foot 110kg obese on the road to heart disease and diabetes but I'm just a weak willed cuck addicted to sugar and fast food due to its easy availability

What's something radical I could do to help myself

>>67351698
You are talking about the imperial measurement, right?

>>67351808
The fucking state of England.

post nostalgic shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umA1YevBTSI

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>>67351808
alri eddie

>>67351794
darts = cigarettes, never vaped except for weed/shatter

>>67351808
creasing if this is true

>>67351818
3xfailure fork put downs

>>67351818
Eat less.

>>67351841
haha but in all seriousness I am middle class and only go by Edward.

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>>67351818
Watch this film and emulate it

>>67351837

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSkvyG3H_KM

>>67351788
that's the thing, i reckon she's like been insecure her whole life and is now getting absolutely giddy with how many blokes wanna fuck her

seen the same thing happen to this other girl i know

what is she going to do when she's not 'hot' anymore?

doing an aphex twin

midafternoon hangover hahah what am I like x

>>67351747
Freedom and winning

>>67351808
vintage ed

>>67351793
Rasheed

>>67351770
Don't think you really know what you're talking about lad.

Nicotine triggers nicotinic acetylcholine receptors in the brain. They're pretty prolific and have a lot of functions both within and outwith the brain (which is why nicotine can have both stimulating and sedating effects) and cause dopamine release. Of course you get diminishing effects when you smoke habitually.

The same receptors cause muscle contractions which is why you get a kind of stiffness in your arms and legs when you go too long without a cigarette. It's also why past smoking history increases the risk of Alzheimers (the ACh receptors are knackered from years of overuse) but if someone suddenly starts smoking when they've got Alzheimer's they get some symptomatic relief.

>>67351808
what'd you do you naughty boy edsta

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the fuck is this shit

>>67351837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU this freaked my nut out as a kid
the fucking scarecrow episode unironically scarred me

>>67351808
Started taking the mickey out of some foreigner for saying wallahi and he didnt report me, didnt even know that was a thing, still dont know what language wallahi is

>>67351897
RONE'D

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>>67351818

>>67351861
Runescape has had a profound affect on my entire life. Hearing this music and seeing the old logo makes me feel weird.

>>67351897
broken britain

>>67351897
brexit did this, i just know it

>>67351897
>eurosmalls
ours are still normal lmao

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>>67351837
does this count

>>67351837
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDPwRuSco4
I was 10 when these shows where a thing

>>67351898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOdbPL_Nw-0
>australian kids shows
ah yes, not weird and terrifying at all

>that one time I tried to hang myself with a hdmi cable but couldn't get it tight enough
haha good times

>>67351949
Are the servers for this game still up?

I really wish I could remember my password

>>67351784
Genetics lad, something to do with the amount of anti-trypsin and aromatase you have in your lungs. Asians have a lot, Brits in particular don't have much.

Although Indonesia's got such a low lung cancer rate despite the highest smoking rate in the world just because everyone dies before they get old enough to get cancer.

>>67350814
who

>>67351957
icelandic is apparently really similar to old english
weird to think people here ever spoke like that

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>>67351949
I used to play that quite a lot

>>67351924
I met the Gowers once in London. I was absolutely twatted, blacked out less than an hour later and woke up in a hotel. I probably made no sense but I tried to tell them just how much runescape has meant to so many people it's crazy.

new
>>67351968
>>67351968
>>67351968

>>67351973
i think it's still going, yes, don't remember my password either though

>>67351885
>Nicotine triggers nicotinic acetylcholine receptors in the brain. They're pretty prolific and have a lot of functions both within and outwith the brain (which is why nicotine can have both stimulating and sedating effects) and cause dopamine release. Of course you get diminishing effects when you smoke habitually.
All this basically means dizziness and sickness, which decreases the more you get into smoking. I assume you are a smoker who has done it for a long time and has probably forgotten how dizzy and sick the first few fags you ever had made you feel

>>67351861
Christ, that just gave me shivers

>>67351847
was referring to darts the 'sport' silly yank
want to batter you

>>67351897
That'll teach you for giving money to yanks

You've been jew'd

>>67350814
Trump introduced him instead of Giuliani at a rally. Farage was meant to speak early on, bebfore Trump arrived and to a small crowd but they swapped him for Giuliani and Trump indroced him as 'the man who brought you brexit and brilliantly lead the United Kingdom Independence Party'.

Very interesting we now have a President who supports UKIP and Front National, wants to mend ties with Assad and Putin, and an American population who are going the same way.

One thing is for sure we live in some pretty interesting times.

>>67350923
isn't that a rubber training ball?

>>67351808
ed you fucking literal mental patient he's a prefect