Up all night shitposting edition
korean pop
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
>>67341851
>MAGA
kys
qt liked my 'gram video of the new 'table
anime
>>67341851
Really, really want to fuck Mio and Sawako. I could easily get Mio interested in me considering similar interests and hobbies, Jazz, literature, we're both lefties ,etc. Sawako would take some work but MY GOD it would be amazing.
*gases the taigs*
>All these autistic new thread gimmicks
>>67341851
>umaru
>yankisms
/poo/
rosehip tbqh lads
Just be yourself and be kind!!
Why do I get more attention from older women than I do qts my own age or slightly younger? Not complaining just curious since they seem to appreciate my company more.
why are yanks so much cooler than brits?
>>67341932
Woah there pal, that's pretty secterian and racist of you. Gonna have to revoke your sound bloke card.
*snatches your sound bloke card from your shirt pocket*
Have you lads seen /pol/ recently? It's changed so much since Trump turned up. They work alongside reddit and have reddit account networks to upvote posts they like. There are 100s of tripfags and they have post IDs. I think it's worse than /v/ now for being the reddit of 4chan.
>The fit bubbly girl from The Apprentice has three kids
BINNED
any anime grime man in
https://youtu.be/5vBbsFb-l3U
>>67341963
H E C K Y E A H
Dinner
>>67341924
hmm, nope, not allowed
can the yank trying to convince people that all yanks live in massive mcmansions in nice suburbs please fuck off
you're either b8ing or you're extremely sheltered
>>67341998
spray on the beat
p's guaranteed
mo040
>>67341924
>Sawako
Wanting an old hag
>>67342028
*tells your mum to stop chilling with slags*
>>67342020
im not him but we dont all live in those obviously, but those are literal middle/upper class places
they are only like 300k
>>67342036
>>67342053
Where are you getting this shit?
>>67342006
grim, but if i knew what it was i probably would eat tbf
>>67342020
Have you ever been to america outside of big cities?
>>67342076
real life
>>67341982
Born that way
Remember parcel posting? Only oldfags will remember this
>>67342076
/r/you_know_where
>>67342055
She'd be wild as fuck in the sack my man either that or incredibly frigid.
>>67342076
I think thats facebook
>>67342059
>hear yank house prices
>cry
WHAT SORT OF FUCKING RUNT DOES DIY AT 9:30PM?????
>>67342076
reddit lad
>>67342137
if you'd spend less on heroin i'm sure you could afford it
>>67342109
why are so many redditors migrating to 4chan recently i thought summer would have stopped this
This man is 46
Phantom Typer here AMA
>>67342125
>>67342110
OH MY DAYS lads check this fucking mong out
missed the new and made his own
>>67342122
need to investigate the integrity of these claims
Dutch people are my favorite europeans by far desu
Is there not really much of an anti-yank sentiment there?
Ive only been to amsterdam, and also lived with a dutch exchange student and from both experiences they were perfectly fine with yanks
>>67342139
Sorry mate, been shagging your mam all day so not had chance to do it until today and I've got to shag your mum some more tomorrow...
>>67342160
i mean in comparison to house prices here
>>67342193
WELL COULD YOU PLEASE STOP THAT PLEASE??
>eating white rice
might as well just tattoo "im a runt" on the inside of your eyelids you fucking bellend
@67342188
t. op of that thread
made an absolute BELTER (thread shakes) of a post in the last thread but ofc it had gone past whatever limit post we go by these days so no-one saw it
actually had to look up my thesaurus 18 times to make sure I was using the correct terms I wasn't sure were apt in the context in which I was using them
>>67342137
>shit houses
>shit people
>shit part of the country
Not worth it
>Mugi will never give you a handjob in the girl's toilets
>>67342186
Dont you have anything better to do?
>>67342170
I wonder if, when the liberal who clearly made that paper was typing it out, they ever thought
>I am a bad person
Or are they completely sure they are right so the ends justify the means?
>>67342186
how do we make the reddit trumpposter stop posting?
>>67342224
Wow...
>>67342263
t. guy replying to a 4chan post with anime reaction images
>>67342256
good
>>67342256
>people liking Mugi
>people liking Azusa
>>67342215
not sure why there would be, brits are the cancer in amsterdam and noone can beat them
oiiiii bruv man shelled the ting down
https://youtu.be/7lMySwvMoUw
>>67342170
I like how they even crumpled it up a bit before folding it in half.
>>67342309
end yourself
Am I welcome in this general even if I'm arab?
not reading a word of these reddit reposts
>>67342272
they are extremely un-selfaware
>>67342256
nonce
>>67342298
Thats already better than whatever the fuck you're doing
>>67342254
http://www.immotop.lu/search/maison/index1.html?gclid=CjwKEAiAmJvBBRDKpP724LigwngSJAAYRJXB6q-hup6kPfATdhEIaDJNrteK_OBcFBOSfG3Gp0hfehoCH7vw_wcB
look at the prices for houses in shit villages somewhere in the north where noone lives
>>67342340
as long as you don't post noncey anime like this Estonian cunt
>>67342340
welcome Leb Anon
hahahaha lads did you hear wh-LADS DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID
OI SMITHY
>>67342336
no
>>67342340
>im arab
nope. fuck off.
>https://youtu.be/PnXpSKrC2pU
>makes you think
>shart in the mart
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>67342340
you wouldn't be the only one anyway lmao
>>67342313
We're number one and don't you forget it, bitch.
Just dipped my knackers in a pot of honey and dangled them in front of the next door's Doberman to feast on.
>>67342340
nah
fuck off paki
obama was so cool lads
https://streamable.com/xbz1
>>67342355
>trans muslims
>>67342375
;_;
>>67342358
They're 18 in K-On at the end, Azusa is 17
>>67342363
Are you the esti toothbrush avatarfag from /pol/?
>>67342367
>even Luxembourg has poortherners
been posting on /brit/ for almost 12 hours straight
I don't deserve to live
>>67342411
wow...
>>67342355
this ones got to be satire lol
>>67342340
are you maronite?
>>67342272
integrity doesn't matter
only 'progress' matters
>>67342375
>picking a paki over a white lad
off you pop paki
>>67342451
does border the walloons who might as well be moldova tier if it wasnt for the flemish
>>67342411
why are you posting these? this is /brit/ not /yank/
piss off you grotty little wanker
Okay, help me understand why I'm more appealing to older qts than I am younger ones? I'm not complaining since I love MILF poontang just curious about this.
>>67342313
The brits really are awful there. Is it because its close and cheap enough for chavs to go?
I loved british tourists in southeast asia, but they were just unbearable in amsterdam
>>67342375
fuck off paki
>>67342448
>pol
Absolutely not.
>>67342340
really want to visit lebanon
what's it like atm? are you having a lot of troubles cos of syria?
cant see how anyone could unironically be a practicvng christian
>>67342375
but I love anime
>>67342504
>Is it because its close and cheap enough for chavs to go?
yes
>>67342470
you're posting drawings of a paki schoolgirl you nonce
>>67342198
I recently found a very narrow cave and decided to crawl through it
It was surprisingly deep and just shoulder wide most of the way
It was full of volcanic rock which tore a hole in my trousers and I had to crawl backwards to get out again
>>67342438
>make tv show depicting sexualised inages of underage girls
>say in the show that the girls 18
>even though they dint appear it, act it and the reason they are popular is because they are clearly meant to be minors
>act like their fictional age is a defence to noncery
>>67342355
>He then farted on my hand and ran off.
>>67342528
>what's it like atm?
An ocean of garbage with a dying economy.
And yes
>>67342533
excellent post
>>67342504
a mate of mine in in dam right now and he is unironically a proper chav
>>67342501
comes to a board full of social delinquents to ask why he has TOO MUCH sex
>>67342533
off you fuck then you dirty paki nonce
>>67342470
Thanks lad
>>67342557
ah man that's sad. I find the levant really interesting and i thought lebanon was the only place that looked like it might actually pull through.
girl i shagged last night had a bit of a bush
does this mean she doesnt get regular sex, or do some girls just do bushes?
Literally shagged 12 girls and they were all shaved until her
>>67342604
why are you talking as if you're british? fuck off you fat cunt
>>67342579
you have to go back
going record shop anyone want aught of use?
>>67342613
shagged is normal american slang.
>>67342582
>when the teleprompter fails
>>67342650
fuck off you fat cunt
>>67342613
it's called english dipshit
>>67342640
original pressing of wiley - eskimo please bruv
>>67342675
>t. bitter virgin abnormie
don't see why people bother buying weed from drug dealers
any dealer I have ever met has been just the most reprehensible collection of cells I have ever met. really not worth dealing with such pieces of shit for the sake of a few joints iyam
>>67342543
you need to sort your priorities out paki lover
come join language fun in the vocaroo threads!
>>67334794
>>67334794
>>67342650
Really?
Daily reminder to never move your legs so you don't snap your Achilles.
>>67342722
wish government let me grow 3-4 ganja plants
cba with dealing with dealers as well.
sister stole my boxers again
>>67342769
they will
>>67342752
>tfw dont get a say in this because not british and dont have any paki's to speak of
Pound my boipucci~
>>67342764
nah. it wouldn't be really weird though. maybe just because of austin powers
Just cracked open a vintage 2011 red wine lids.
>>67342763
>going on /int/ for anything other than /brit/
neck yourself fatlad
Just snapped my boipucci
Any of you lads blade?
>>67342827
Pour us a glass then la
just found out im gay lads
was there an election or something recently
just caught myself snoring while i'm awake
BIG
I can't believe Americans call their dollars bucks too, that's British sland for our dollars.
>>67342857
I wish we could rub sticks
what are you drinking lads? Just for the record I don't recommend haig club but it's better than being sober
haha lads doing a-
wait
wait what was that
no this can't be
n-no.... you died!! I saw it with my own eyes! NO.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
really lovely girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqtct-48aPE
bought a few of those 'Guinness West Indies porter' bottles whilst they were on offer in Waitrose
I have to say they're not terrible
>>67342894
pint stella cans
YANK
>>67342878
We legalized weed
>>67342763
i'm from the west country and would get bullied
>>67342882
BUCKS MENTIONED
U
C
K
S
>>67342894
>Drinking the Beckham juice
did a wank to straight porn.
guess im not gay after all
literally 0 (zero) friends
>>67342914
my arsehole is leaking cum
SISSY
>>67342894
also pint stella cans
>>67342794
>>67342919
does your missus currently have a black eye?
>>67341963
>Wellll
That immediate crushing of any and all hope with just a single word.
>>67342960
kiss me
When did brits get so americaniZed? I recently heard you started calling your money "quid" just like americans do.
Is it from movies or something that you picked up on it?
Poll to assess how far /brit/ has fallen
http://www.strawpoll.me/11637389
http://www.strawpoll.me/11637389
http://www.strawpoll.me/11637389
>>67342942
please be in furzton
>>67342942
milton keynes looks like one giant factory complex or something
horrifying
found loads of pinworms in my sheets when the girl I met on tinder left last night
>>67342877
Fuck off Ahmed.
I want an american man to fill me boipucci with his cum
>>67342914
>keyboard not mechanical
fucking dropped
>>67343003
Oh god that is not good
>>67342994
Not far m8, why are you there?
>>67342985
We call our dollars "bucks". I don't know what you're on about but I could care less.
>>67342998
indoor shopping centres are the worst . bad enough on the outskirts . why anyone would want it as their main street is beyond me
>>67342894
You should be ashamed of drinking that shit.
>tfw 5"9 and have a penis like baby holding an apple
>>67342933
vocaroo is a safe space! no bullying allowed!
also, hi brother! my paternal great-great-grandmother was from Cornwall. pic related
>>67342943
it was on offer and I'm northern
it was inevitable
>>67342976
best brit ITT desu
>>67342977
she would if i had one haha
>>67342882
thought for years they were saying 'books' haha
>>67343035
i know you're being tongue and cheek as well
>>67342951
Did he actually do it?
met this tory party member who is 22 who said that the government shouldn't legalise drugs and he's never even tried smoking weed
makes me retch to think these are the people running the show
>>67343059
*slaps your cheek*
but which cheek ;)
>>67343017
get in line haha
>>67343056
thanks lol
>A senior adviser to Donald Trump confirmed that the president-elect met UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage on Saturday, saying the two men discussed “freedom and winning”.
How the fuck has he managed to wrangle a meeting with Trump kek?
>B-blacks wont vote for trump hes racist!!
>Trump ends up getting 8% of vote
>We only have 13% blacks so literally more than half the black vote went to trump
>>67343030
m-maybe
>>67343056
he's not a british he's a paki who's posting his Asian brothers
>>67343085
I agree with him and I've never tried smoking weed
>tfw 5'4 with the body of a 6'5 professional strongman
will meet you literally anywhere anytime for a battering
>>67343085
should have pushed him over and called him a little wetty
>>67341851
Like the the new icelandic poster much more than the manlet
Decided on a money saving technique for pres tonight
Only consumed 400 calories of chicken breast and no other food
>>67343121
worst brit ITT desu
>>67343104
you're a bit behind the times la
he literally spoke at a lot of trump's campaign speeches
>>67343053
Fun fact: Washinton and everyone else of the time had the accent of someone from the Westcountry.
Was Maddie Mccan stolen to order by the peado elites?
>>67343104
I'm pretty sure they were familiar before anyone thought he had a remote chance
>>67343085
Tbh I don't think we should legalise weed.
It smells like piss and for some reason anybody who smokes it becomes fucking mental about letting everybody else know they smoke it.
Couldn't bear a load of 'dude weed lmao' dickheads walking around making the place smell like piss.
>>67343112
ngl wouldn't really want to meet someone off 4chan, you'd never know what you'd get
>>67343169
err yeah definitely
*walks off and talks to someone else*
>>67343104
>>A senior adviser to Donald Trump confirmed that the president-elect met UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage on Saturday, saying the two men discussed “freedom and winning”.
>the two men discussed “freedom and winning”
>>67343143
And who is this "new" Icelandic poster?
just found out my grandfather was the result of an affair and im actually part Saudi
not too sure how to feel lads, does this mean I get to abuse Filipino maids?
>>67343094
More like get on your dick
>>67342894
440ml stella cans
Rorke
>>67343187
how old and normal are you? I'm 24 and about 6.5/10 normal
>>67343164
So did pirates.
>giv us yer gert lush stuff my luver
>>67343183
If it was legal twats would think it was less edgy and cool 2bh
>>67343121
>he came to a site for anime and complains about anime
bet you came to a country for the english and complain about the english too don't you ahmed?
>>67343104
Nigel is securing us a trade deal to give the eu a middle finger.
It's why Trump is good for the UK.
>>67343085
most tories are cokeheads
>>67341958
>rainbow choker
It deserved it
>>67343273
literally me
>>67343197
The guy with the dodge ram
>>67343104
lads tbqh
>>67343147
Exceptionally shit idea
>>67343239
23 and probably a 6.5 too
>>67343183
I smoke biftas on the regular and aside from my brother and probably my parents nobody knows because I don't talk about it
I don't know why anyone would want to advertise the fact
>>67343296
Same guy
>>67343104
>saying the two men discussed “freedom and winning”.
crease
>>67343183
>we shouldn't increase human liberty because "it smells bad"
>>67343111
you idiot, that 8% comes from eligible black voters
Hillary got 92% of black votes
>>67343147
had a meal deal at like 1pm and now I'm drinking lots
banter
>>67343267
>most hated man in the European Union negotiating any kind of deal
and why is this a good thing
>>67343292
>a qt grill like her will never ogle you like that
end my fucking life
>>67343183
i think most drugs shoudl be legal 2bh
2 much hassle having to smuggle stuff and go to dealers and feel paras around police
better if druggos were just allowed to produce, carry and use drugs in peace.
I've never posted a pepe desu
>>67343344
>replying
ugh
>>67343344
can't tell if this is baiting the bait or retardery
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic 2001 plate Honda driver
watching a david icke video where he says Bush 1 is a serial killer and child rapist
>tfw 6'3 with the body of someone who recently switched from a strength-oriented training program to something more hypertrophy oriented but still mainly trains the compounds and doesnt do many isolations
just watch it, sonny jim
Why are Chinks such uncreative parasites? Why do they simply copy everyone else's products?
>>67343292
is it just desperation or is that girl absolutely qt as fuck?
>>67343085
I've smoked weed and seen good friends become degenerate idiots due to weed. I agree with him.
>Americans teach their children that anyone can be President if they put their mind to it and work hard etc
>A non-politician became President and everyone has a go at him because he's not a politician
?????
trying to convince someone to go out with me so I'm not lonely lool
poo
>>67343085
All mind altering substances should be illegal
>>67343323
ah right haha we'd probably get on well haha
hmm
>>67343361
What are you on about? Nigel getting us a deal while the eu can't manage it after years gives us a great smugness to those eurotwats trying to spite us after Brexit.
>>67343326
dont believe you
found a packet of Thai ciggies on the stairwell of my girlfriend's uni halls haha smoked the lot
>>67343342
Not to mention a population of weed tokers will leave the nation with a less productive and creative workforce.
Less productivity = less tax money = less bennies = lower standard of living for everybody
>>67343436
Your mind will be altered when I kick your fucking head in
>>67343104
did you miss this?
They are good friends
my 8 year old daughter just asked me if she could become president some day
i said i dont know i have to see if clinton wins
>>67343457
What are your hobbies
>>67343416
i know people who over eat fastfood
and who drink too much alcohol
or gamble too much money
and who have kids without thinking about whether they can financially support them
and people who chew too much gum and fuck up their jaws
and people who give themselves carpal tunnel and posture problems from sitting in front of computers all day
and people who don't do enought exercise
and people who do exercise and do damage to their body
and people who smoke cigs
should we ban all those things too you authoritarian bastard?
>>67343393
LMAO
>>67343501
I admit it was poorly written but i think everybody missed my point.
I knew they were friends and Nige has spoken on behalf of him at a rally but the guy is literally due to become leader of the free world.
He's got world leaders desperate to meet him and he instead invites Nige for a chat, Nige who isn't even an MP and soon not to even be an MEP.
>>67343525
doing poos
>>67343164
So they didn't all talk like Mel Gibson in The Patriot?
>>67343490
i once found a pouch of backy on the floor at a party. had a massive mdma rock in it.
that rock lasted me months. great find 2bh.
>>67343104
Trump didn't have many allies
>am a normie
>still dont have hobbies
whats a normal hobby? A girl asked me what my hobbies are last night and I literally couldnt think of anything and she lost interest
The six things I could never do without
- My Dog
- My Car
- Music
- Work
- My Mum
- Tea
>>67343489
It is
>>67343553
>implying Nige isn't a world leader
Literally one of the most influential people of 2016
>mfw someone tries to tell me I'm not allowed to smoke certain plants
>>67343544
>and who drink too much alcohol
>and who have kids without thinking about whether they can financially support them
>and people who don't do enought exercise
In my ideal world, yes.
Although the alcohol thing is impossible. It's become too heavily ingrained in our culture. Drinking alcohol is part of the human condition now.
>>67343525
haven't got any
when I'm not at work I'm just sitting around doing nothing waiting for work to start haha what am I like
Can somebody redpill me on kindles?
I love nothing more than turning the page on a new book but cba paying for them and carrying them around constantly.
Pls advise
>>67343104
>Discussed freedom and winning
Remind me, what has Nigel won again?
>>67343582
running, going to concerts, travelling, 420, tentacle porn, watersports
>>67343561
lucky bastard
found a bag of undetermined white powder when I was about 14, luckily I didn't sniff it
>>67343425
>if they put their mind to it and work hard
ie. building a career in politics to earn the credentials to be prez
all trump knows how to do is aggressively earn contracts in real estate. which is hard and he's very good at it, but let's be honest all of his other businesses have either failed or have served as marketing for the trump brand
>>67343618
I read all my books on my computer but Im thinking of starting to get real books instead
I live on my own so it also gives me a way to fill my apartment more
>>67343606
the absolute state of this runt
>>67343492
yeah that's what happened in colorado, washington, oregon right? the california cannabis economy is going to be worth $20 billion
>>67343596
Honda guy is manlet guy?
Dropped
>>67343610
>Although the alcohol thing is impossible. It's become too heavily ingrained in our culture.
man this tory i met said the same thing to me
fuck man, people should be allowed to do whatever they fucking like provided it doesn't infringe on me.
trust me, people smoking a bit of ganj or gurning their tits off every now and then, definitely does not affect me
If are Nige was leader of UKIP again I think it could become a bit weird
Like the party would literally have the support of the US president
>>67343618
They're decent for pirating thousands of classics.
You can download the kindle file of pretty much every book written before 1900-ish on gutenberg.org
>>67343582
a lot of normies don't have hobbies
to them free time i just wasted on social media or watching whatever normie shite is "on" at the moment before going out again
dude clubs lmao
>>67343618
If Amazon think you have breached their teams and conditions they can take all the books you have bought away from you and won't give you your money back either
>>67343164
Absolute bullshit.
>>67343361
he's not negotiating a deal for the EU you fuckwad
>>67343616
You must have some mate fucking hell
Casey Neistat
Banning things doesn't make them magically disappear you know, it just creates a black market
I went to Singapore and drugs aren't hard to find there even under threat of death
>>67343544
why should we ban anything ever?
>>67343671
Honda, 5'6, Dodge ram, diver
All me
>>67343479
>>67343697
my bad lads
just assumed it was something to do with the ambassador rumours
i think psychoactive drugs of all forms are generally pretty harmful to people, but banning them doesnt stop this happening
I would rather that they were legal, but taxed to the point they could cover the care needed for the people who they do mess up (like how tobacco is really heavily taxed)
>tfw no Sanders/Corbyn coalition
>>67343683
sounds exactly like me except i spend a ton of time wanking and on 4chan
Want to be back at uni again despite hating it at the time tbqh.
>>67343544
>>67343740
*legalises murder and rape*
>>67343723
no not really, I play FIFA, I drink alone, I go to the gym, I watch films, but I wouldn't classify any of these as hobbies
Anyone got some good slagposts lads?
>>67343740
ideally we shouldn't ban anything and we should let adults do whatever they like
unfortunately some people are cunts about that and are going to start selling bleach as water, so we need to make sure people don't harm or impose costs on others.
but really banning things like drugs is pointless.
report the new edition as it is in clear violation of the rules
>>67343738
>Banning things doesn't make them magically disappear you know
And legalizing things doesn't make less people want them.
People are too stupid to know what's bad for them, which is why they need incentives not to do things.
>>67343768
yeah exactly
a lot of normies look down upon normies that actually do have hobbies too
>haha lol virgin lol you actually enjoy doing things lol
>>67343821
>>67343556
He sounded neither posh nor yank.
He spoke like how you would imagine a pirate.
>>67343669
Yes, drugs are good at leaching money off the populace, but at what cost?
>>67343675
You don't know what's good for you, you stupiud fucking pleb.
People should not be allowed to make desicsions that harm themselves. Sure, drugs are fine if you're extremely intelligent or have the genetic predispotion not to get addicted, but for the majority, weed turns you into a pathetic couch potato.