grime edition
*gets a pic for the gram*
>grime edition
what site should I use to bet on the ufc?
entire thumbnail has gone blue and is aching like fuck
Korean pop
>dog curled out a big smelly turd right in the middle of the pavement
>looked around and didn't see anybody
>walked off
>grime
mo065
hate always wins
how is wanting muslims dead a bad thing?
>>67339566
not sure what this is for
>>67339550
learn how to greentext properly mate
why did british stocks crash after brexit, but american stocks are literally at an all time high after trump
Made a donation to the penis museum, lads
(Me in the middle)
>korean pop
>>67339487
half of this album isn't even grime
>>67339601
its called being a pussy
>Got hit on by an older Spanish MILF qt over the summer who seemed keen on sex with me
>85% sure my female boss "grazed" my cock at work accidentally
>Older Chinese qt I regularly talk too at a restaurant I visit knows my name and is keen on talking to me
Why do I get more attention from older qts than younger ones?
>>67339581
I hate you
>>67339618
>why did british stocks crash after brexit
The FTSE 100 rose to an all time high and then declined weeks/months later.
>american stocks are literally at an all time high after trump
Yes but it's only been a couple days so the timeframe isn't comparable to Brexit.
>>67339618
>british stocks crash after brexit
erm
>>67339618
they didn't
>>67339487
Just watched have i got news for you post-election edition.
How cringey.
christ
didn't realise how much of my savings i've gone in to
shall be reducing my spending drastically
yui detected
brexit was a mistake.
greggs scoffing poortherners will see no improvement to their lot.
>>67339620
Now that's camp dildo if ever I've seen one.
>learn how to greentext properly mate
>>67339711
Good eye, lad
When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?
>>67339648
Are you 'an Nice Guy'?
>>67339711
Mio>Azusa>Sawako>Ritsu>Jun>Nodoka>UiMugi>Yui
I like them all that's just how I prefer them
yui posters spotted
>>67339710
big boobies
>>67339618
no, the british currency crashed after brexit
*making a bizarre disjointed and meandering point*
*looks to you*
*back me up here!*
i fucking love being white lads
>>67339710
nice breasts
*upthumbs post*
>>67339722
im never going to react the way you want me to so you may want to choose another, more volatile, target.
>>67339765
>Mio
very good
>I like them all
very good
>>67339711
>>67339772
samefag
>>67339765
can't imagine there's actually women contributing to this thread
>>67339804
RACIST
>>67339811
you just did
will a british person be my friend? want a brit friend desu
>>67339779
exchange rates aren't the same as currency performance numpty
>>67339830
prove it
>im never going to react the way you want me to so you may want to choose another, more volatile, target
JUST
went to the gurdwara for a free lunch the other day
there was a white lad there with a turban and a knife walking around
>>67339823
you wish
I'm drinking Chiraz out of a mason jar.
Fucking state of my life ;_;
>>67339846
you're looking for completely neutral responses? whatever floats your boat, chum...p.
>>67339867
Kekowling
>>67339879
so that's literally twice Hillary should have become president and the mainstream media still claim she's unpopular
>>67339811
>11/12/16(Sat)20:46:43
>"im never going to react the way you want me to so you may want to choose another, more volatile, target."
ah yes... banking deregulation is a victory for the working man
*unsheathes kirpan*
>>67339879
>ukip colours
really makes you think
ah yes, suburbs!
>>67339879
How do you get half a delegate?
>>67339879
absolutely squealing
>>67339804
skin colour is irrelevant
>>67339957
where are the lawns?
why are the houses so close together?
where is the individual's privacy?
>>67339879
so thats why she cheated this time around
https://www.instasync.com/r/cornwall
get in here lads
Currently watching "I'm Alan Partridge-To Kill a Mocking Alan"
Ask me anything about the program
>>67339948
top kek
>>67339618
european investment. for example germany and france own half our energy/trade industry, uncertainty over brexit caused them to pull out of positions that not only lost them a huge amount of money but made widespread markets volatile.
it didn't take a genius to forsee that brexit would really hurt us economically, but it was a protest vote and people didn't care.
>>67339988
dont know
>t. lived in a city my entire life
>>67339968
he couldn't make up his mind
>>67340022
What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
>>67339968
DAHNALD THE HALF A DELEGATE
paki pizza order was placed 39 minutes ago
>>67340065
you made me hungry so i went and got rustlers
>>67340079
Ah yes, about the substance and personality that a suburb offers
>Applying for job
>To get through to just the online tests it's a several thousand word question sheet
>Asks loads of detailed questions but gives 250 words to answer in
Why the fuck do they do this?
Oooh, scary Irish men
craving social interaction that isn't just nobbing teenagers
feed the manta ray
>>67340079
oops
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/12/nigel-farage-meets-donald-trump-today-and-tells-theresa-may-i-ca/
are nige meeting are donald before are tezza
>>67339957
>people were unironically arguing that this is superior to that in the last thread
>>67340094
more like runtlers haha
>>67340106
Civil service?
>>67339823
>implying
>>67340118
Ah yes, suburbs
Just a nice 20 minute drive to the nearest grocer in your SUV
>>67340106
>they then ask you it all again at the interview
>>67340137
dream team
>ordered a bottle of wine from 'esco
>really fancied a glass
>went downstairs to see mum had drank the whole bottle
hahahaha whats she like eh
>>67340148
>he doesn't like popping round next door for a quick brew
RUNT
fast streamers get paid so well you might as well call it the fast beamers
>>67340185
>'esco
no one calls it this.
>>67340185
jam it in her pisshole
>There are people ITT who didn't grow out of saying the word paki in primary school
Best part is that they sperg out when you call them on it, they start saying Rasheed and get all offended.
>>67340185
So your mum likes to party
Does she like Australians
>>67340232
'sheed
>>67340183
>both hate people with brown skin
>both have brown skin
mkes u thnk
>>67340185
shag your mother whilst she's shitfaced
it's the only way to amend this
now i want a Mae Whitman gf
>>67340216
>being friends with your neighbours
weirdo
>>67340179
looks comfy af tbqh
going to put the kettle on
What did he mean by this?
Yank houses are fucking massive lads. Their transport is complete fucking shit though.
Studying at New York uni for the year
>>There are people ITT who didn't grow out of saying the word paki in primary school
>Best part is that they sperg out when you call them on it, they start saying Rasheed and get all offended.
Sexiest woman ever.
Prove me wrong.
>>67340278
Classic Giacomo
>>67340259
>being awfully anti-social
haha I bet you were one of those runts at school who had no friends and always sat in the library playing some shitty flash game
manbag finally arrived lads
what is the most numale haircut
Is Mr Garrison the president in South Park then now
>>67340337
the self-styled "man bun"
>>67340295
my gf is cuter
pic related
>>67340323
Pics
>>67340232
still find it weird that racists can get offended at being called racist desu
I'm like kubrick
with two bricks
and hoes on the strip
There are 3 things you need to know about european birds:
1. They're filthy
2. They're hairy
3. They don't mind if you wipe it on the curtains
>>67340337
geek pie
>>67340322
ok let me attack your post from a different angle
>he thinks americans can't go next door and have a hot beverage with their neighbours just because their houses aren't physically connected
>>67340295
she doesnt believe in the ayy lmaos
>>67340232
*breaks into a coughing fit from the clouds of curry powder being released from this post*
>>67340365
It's not racist to point out that black people are shit. THat's a fact, racists are ignorant
new toblerones are quite useful lads
>>67340337
Short back and sides
Who was Alan Partridge's krank caller, Jed MAxwell?
>>67340380
they won't because americans have autism
if they cross the property lines they'll violate the NAP and get shot
>>67340385
>getting chooclate on your screens just to take a dumb photo
runt
>>67340394
B. Oddie
>>67340385
*turns the heating up*
>>67340385
Broken bloody Brexit Britain Thatcher
U fkn wot m8
>>67340385
Aren't you a funny guy...
never seen any alan partridge in my life. where should i start?
>>67340427
What's rude about a body?
>>67340381
>>67340179
Do yanks really live in houses that big? They look like mansions
>>67340366
oh yeah post your ugly mug
>>67340384
haha yeah good one m8 haha classic
*walks away*
>>67340412
>americans are less outgoing and socially able than brits
hmm
>>67340440
Aye?
>>67340450
... tits?
>>67340365
I only do when they start off by talking about how people need to be more thick skinned.
>Blah blah pakis blah blah chinks
>They should all grow thicker skin! I have my rights to criticise them!
>That's a bit racist though m80
>W-what!? No! fuck you thought police! How dare you!
It's pretty Fondue though.
the gf
>>67340283
whats living in ny like? isn't the subway good?
>>67340445
Christmas specials
>>67340489
tfw no sophie gf
Wtf I love Russia now
>>67340385
epic
>>67340468
problem is they're all made out of cardboard
>>67340468
Me and all my mates grew up in those types of houses
But I was from a pretty wealthy suburb, so i dont have a good perspective
>tfw at least 20% of brit has unironically ordered clothes off jacamo
>tfw can't help but read some posts in johnny vegas's voice
laughing 2bh.
>>67340179
Do the top 1% of americans live in these? They look massive desu
Controversial opinion: Down Side of Me is the best Chvrches song
>>67340383
Well at least you tried.
>Walls don't work
>>67340440
>>67340487
>Island
I suppose if you were going to execute a bird of prey the most humane way would be death by firing squad.
See you next week then, we'll have that pint, go see my brother.
when the paki pizza man said 1 hour 20 mins I didn't take him seriously
it's been 50 minutes though and panic is starting to set in
going to waste away
>>67340553
MUNKEH
>>67340179
>tfw you live a terraced house like >>67340148
>two supermarkets within five minutes walk
>town centre fifteen minute walk away
>retail park ten minute drive
I don't know how Americans can stand having to travel so far to do anything, it must be a huge chunk of your day.
>>67340496
One where you're privileged enough to live in Trump Tower
w2c no u turn - torque (2x12") in can
>>67340578
yes, they found other routes to get into europe
like the mexicans will find other routes to get into the usa
Excellent album lads
>>67340385
Why the fuck didn't they just increase the price?
*knocks seven shades of shit out of the antichrist*
>>67340468
much cheaper and easier to build over there
>>67340473
>>67340617
tbf its not really 20 minutes. usually like 10, and I guess it just becomes something youre used to.
Driving is a huge part of our culture.
>>67340617
I'd rather have a massive cardboard house, massive plastic lawn and howdy dudey pretend-cheerful neighbours in Yankland, than live in a damp old shitty terrace in this country again.
Just sayin
America is almost a one party state now haha
do i get high off my own supply hell yeah hell yeah
Used to rent Rat Race from Blockbuster every single week for about 3 months when I was a kid
>>67340676
mirin jesus
>>67340554
No mate. Suburbs like that are just upper/middle class. Those places are probably only about 300k
>>67340179
>20 minute drive
Uh, it's only 10 minutes. thank you very much
gf has headlice
checking myself with a headlice comb but not finding any
head is still itchy though.
>>67340703
Calexit NOW!
>>67340670
Marmite tried that and it was the Top Story on every news site for days
>>67339496
This 2bh
>>67340754
>gf
runt
>>67340670
The recent general trend has been for confectioners to reduce serving sizes. Pisses the punters off less than just raising the prices because you can pretend you're encouraging moderation
>>67340738
fucks sake my shitty flat in london's worth more than that
Head just got itchy
>>67340676
>capitalising conjunctions in titles
baka
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=89631&page=1
g-good bantz, y-yanks!
>>67340468
Depends a lot on the state, but those houses would not be uncommon for a middle class neighbourhood.
can't believe you third worlders don't live in house that size
>>67340805
Well why didn't they take a triangle or two out then rather than making that abomination?
Reckon Shia Lebouf could sign for Boi Betta Kno
Anyone on /brit/ watch Rectify, how is season four so far?
>>67340699
>damp
Fix your house you mong.
Also yanks have to put up with HOAs banning them from having any fun on their own property
>>67340720
A filmographic classic
>Barbi museum hoho
>Tfw dad has written into his will that the house split between me and my two siblings can't be sold unless all three parties agree to it and nobody is living in it.
Based, so literally can be a fucking NEET, even when they die my siblings will unironically be unable to kick me out of their inheritance.
Devilish lmao.
Everything we know about Canada has been told to us by Americans
using your phone while driving should be a £1000 fine and 9 points
>>67340863
didn't understand 95% of this post
be american
___ _____?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/police-respond-reports-shots-fired-suburban-albany-mall-article-1.2870563
paki pizza is here
https://streamable.com/d73y
HOWLING
>>67340842
>kissanime
>literal plebs in my thread
couldn't really care less whether I own a huge house desu
I just want somewhere comfy in an area I won't get stabbed whilst I'm popping to the shop
>>67340703
the runts shant like this at all..
mate invited me out to a club for NYE. genuinely going to refuse and stay home on /brit/, hate being around people
>>67340703
Fuck. We were so close nevada.
>>67340703
Wait, is that true?
It's a nice flag honestly
I'm a racist
better have my money when i come to collect
>>67340942
https://twitter.com/MHowardTWCNews/status/797529270507737088
iSheep btfo
>>67340950
That was quite the roller coaster
>>67340908
Better get a lawyer son
You're gonna need a real good one
>>67340953
lel
>>67340974
Problem is value for what you're getting. I have no problem with the tiny cramped terraced housing we have. I just refuse to slave away £120k for one. They're not worth it.
>>67340842
>From 1219 to 1346, Estonia was a part of Godless Denmark. From 1561 to 1721, Estonia was a part of Godless Sweden. The language that is the most similar to Estonian is Finnish. Obviously all these years of ruling by drooling, God-mocking eskimos has turned Estonia into the atheist cesspool of filth it is today.
>Estonia is the bastard child of Scandinavian atheism and Russian communism.
SAVAGE
had dead pinworms under me foreskin from nobbin the beeff
If you like grime """music""" and you're over the age of 18, I take pity on you
>>67340953
kek that black lad was literally there buying coke
55 minute gap between the two phone calls with the paki pizza men
>>67340963
>implying I stream anime
>>67341034
This.
Not ased even if I live in some faceless one bedroom apartment block 300 floors up, I'm just not gonna go the London way about pay like 500k for it
ywn be able to afford this view
shan't be clicking any links tonight
>>67341005
RACUST
>>67340950
Pics
>>67341090
Just get a construction job?
@67340980
>genuinely
oh you're GENUINELY going to refuse that offer are you?
is that a big deal to normie RATS?
No FUN allowed
>tfw no Alana gf
It hurts every single day.
>he downloads anime
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>67340534
more
>>67341007
me too usually motorbikes
>>67341034
got to agree with you mate
I don't know where you are but I live next to Canterbury and eventually will be buying a flat there. a shit, one bedroom flat in the centre will cost around £140k, I can't really justify it but I know eventually I'll have to just do it
>>67341038
but i've been on couple of good stag dos there so they're forgiven.
https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/797524276303773697
>>67341096
>>67341090
Or this one
>>67341067
>I'm just not gonna go the London way about pay like 500k for it
you a bit of a mong lad?
I'm 28 and I've never been out on New Years Eve
>>67341091
he's no peter kay
>>67340278
good shout lad, gonna do the same
>>67340295
>>67341201
and you never will
>>67340980
>have a family friend my age visitting over the christmas period
>they want to go out on NYE and to do mandy
>tfw don't know where is a good place to go out
>tfw don't know where to get mandy
>tfw don't enjoy this kind of shit
>tfw have to some how work out a way of doing all this
>>67341141
This is a few miles from my house. Should I investigate?
>>67341193
J-j-j-just having a stroke h-h-haha
>>67341201
>Tfw ended my A-level social life by doing three beer bongs in a row at a party I wasn't invited to and passing out on the host's bed whilst him and some girls were sat in there talking
Bad feel.
>>67341181
that's one of the trump towers behind them
Don't know who to wank over.
Ivanka Trump, Sara, or Rose but with the face blurred out
>>67341201
Are you the kissless virgin?
>>67340953
kek desu
>>67341252
Yes
last night I found out the gf's mother owns two houses in Shanghai worth about £600,000 each and she also blurted out she could afford to buy another house here
scratching my noggin at this
>>67341301
wife it NOW
>>67341260
Maisie
>>67341252
Imagine swimming down there and getting stuck inside it
>>67341141
>he doesn't
*closes /brit/ tab*
*opens lood picture tab*
*has a wank*
>>67340670
I would've been far happier if they just removed like four triangles or whatever it would've taken to get the weight down
Toblerones don't even even taste that fucking good. The main satisfaction comes from overcoming the hassle of breaking the cunts apart. Far too easy now. Disgraceful.
>>67341345
Its what im worried about desu. Least its fresh water and not ocean water
>>67341345
my worst nightmare desu
especially because you might have 30+ minutes of oxygen to prolong the suffering before you inevitably die
>>67341363
>not flicking between /brit/ and porn whilst wanking
>>67341249
what's wrong with streaming?
>>67341272
Yes
>>67341365
I break your mum's cunt apart
>>67341110
still eating it
got this plus a can of coke and a vanilla cheesecake
Which sports do you watch?
didn't realize so many US states legalized weed while all this election malarchy was unfolding
>>67341365
Not bothered about chocolate desu
>>67341096
*debates moving to yankland*
Do states have to agree to constitutional changes if they're run through the Senate and House?
Can Trump just say on his first day "Amendment 28: no fat chicks" and that's now the law?
>22
>STILL have mates who don't have a driving licence
This absolutely fucking blows my mind.
>>67341390
Haha
>>67341402
Are you the scran lad?
>>67341402
>that pizza
grim
>>67341430
You live in London, why would they need oen
>>67341402
could murder that
>>67341429
>Amendment 28: no fat chicks
>>67341430
literally me
>>67341405
senshado
>>67341405
Football (soccer)
Hockey
College sports
>>67341463
I don't desu mate.
A lot of the mates that don't do, but why the fuck would you not get one just in case?
Literally only becomes a bigger nightmare the older you get when you have other spending commitments and lack of time
>>67341125
did you know if the sun was 10 inches closer to the earth it would boil the oceans and scorch all life on earth?
think on
>>67341005
oh absolutely.
It's like the swastika. Say what you want about the nazis, but they did have a fantastic graphic design team
>>67341430
I'm 28 and I can't drive
Literally get mad when I remember that I was circumsised.
If you even bring up the idea of not doing it to your kids girls are grossed out by it. Worst part of american culture
>>67341430
That's cause your mates are all 15
>>67341090
stayed in a hotel literally 1 minute away from here
>>67341537
>>67341429
exceptionally reddity posts
>>67341429
>reddit spacing
>reddit post
nice one lad haha yeah haha funny
*walks away*
>>67341430
I'm 22 and can't drive. Failed my test twice, takes so long to get a driving test in Wales I gave up, ended up in Uni, didn't need a car nor afford a test. Theory ran out so that's another thing. End up in Australia, don't have or need a car, no point really.
I do wonder if I'll get to the age where I'm too embarrassed to take lessons/my test. Can always do my CBT that's impossible to fail and I already know how to ride bikes competentlyfrom dirtbiking as a kid. It's just training, apparently they have to consider you a menace to the roads to not give you a certificate.
>>67341449
no
>>67341462
top notch for £7.50
>>67341475
*picture of a worried black man on the phone*
>>67341096
looking at buying a flat in the south of England at the moment
two bed, nothing flashy
looking at £230,000 for the most part
>>67341388
>low quality
>buffering
>have to going to the website and find the stream
I want to fuck Mio and Sawako
>>67341617
watching begin japanology vids lads
Taking the daily estrogen pills lads
*checks phone*
even dominos are ignoring me
>>67341533
if only it moved 10inches
>>67341430
FONT
>>67341430
23 and have my test next month
>>67341096
>wanting to live in a mcmansion
>>67341578
In the LSD psychotherapy book I just read the author (who did 2500 LSD sessions with mentally ill patients) theorises that people who suffer castration anxieties during trips are reliving the experience of circumcision, you DO remember it, but it's buried in your subconscious under normal mental functioning, but the trauma is severe enough that it is encoded in the undeveloped infant brain and can be recovered in the LSD state
>>67341388
i used to think the same until i torrented k-on properly
720p streams looks like poo compared to a 720p torrent, which looks like turbopoo compared to 1080p
>>67341658
banned
>>67341675
havent looked at my phone for a couple of months haha
>>67341617
where are you looking lad? I'm in the same boat atm, slightly cheaper for me because I only want one bedroom, though
>>67341658
wow.
Mio is pretty doable tho desu
>>67341675
need morrisons pizza counter, better quality and choice.
>>67341599
What you doing in Australia lad?
>>67341345
people who go underwater caving are a special kind of fucking mental that I hope I will never gain an appreciation for
don't get me wrong, go for it if you want
but fuck me crikey
*surreptitiously opens JustEat*
>>67341096
no way you can buy a mcmansion for $130k except in bumblefuck, nowhere
>>67341728
banned
>>67341714
They are undeniable the best and sexiest keions
>>67341667
>11/12/16(Sat)22:24:53
~"watching begin japanology vids lads"~
very very mentally ill
>>67341752
Darn...
>>67341391
really hurtful thing to say, quite frankly
>>67341737
NEETing it up being a lazy useless piece of shit in the colonies. It's pretty fun but timezones fuck with me still because of my friends in the UK and Europe.
>>67341728
I think I could get Mio interested in me considering I'm a fellow left hander, smooth sailing from there. Sawako would take some work but worth it.
>>67341696
>that
>a mcmansion
hahaha
>brothers GF refuses to let their kids watch watership down and Secrets of NIMH because they're too dark for kids.
>>67341617
got a flat for 275k 3 years ago. had it valued at 400k recently. can't work out if i'm rich or too poor to buy somewhere else ever desu
>>67341408
nah, honestly I've not eaten a toblerone in about eight years, but it's about the principle of the thing, mostly
>>67341756
>>67341783
lewd is banned
no exceptions
>>67341807
it's an awkwardly built house that's big and flashy for the sake of being big and flashy and doesn't look appealing at all
aka a mcmansion
>>67341713
HOLY FUCK my dick was literally hurting last time I was on acid
qt liked my 'gram video of the new 'table
>>67341738
I would really like to go cave diving sometime, but first I would need a certificate
I only have an advanced open water diving certificate at the moment
>>67341794
did you move with mummy and daddy?
>>67341593
I'm only here in case there's anything worth posting on r/4chan
I fingered my sister when she was 12 and I was 10 and I'm not even a paki
>>67341503
Learning is a hassle, paying for insurance and lessons, borrowing a car to practice in etc. Then you have to consider if it's even worth it.
I haven't driven in 5 years, literally no point unless you commute
>>67341850
That house is neither big nor flashy.
It's literally an average as fuck house in any subdivision built in the last 10 years.
>SJWs start rolling out their usual 'oppressed minority groups that need to unite to take down the whitey'
>casually includes muslims
desu most of the others I can understand ... but muslims? seriously?
>I know this is 4chan (and all that encompasses) ... but this still leaves me aghast when I see it happen
>>67341724
I'm looking for a place in Hampshire to be fair, so that's really the main issue. If I moved way further North, it'd probably be a breeze, but I'd much rather stick nearby for this place
>>67341879
admittedly I find the idea of shipwreck and cave diving sort of fascinating, so I will say I see the attraction
but, again, good heavens
I'd hate to actually be inside a tiny cave if it was dry. Proper narrow caving is too much for me