/brit/

a fucking leaf

bring back dave and george

>>67332140

>t. hasnt been to colorado

Reposting this question in hope of more advice:

Shit, lads, girl I had a thing for in school just turned up on PoF. Should I message her? She's still a qt. No kids, in to arthouse cinema and weird music. Just got to hope in the ten years since I last saw her she has forgotten me because I was a bit weird (as you might expect since I post on 4chan).

I want to fuck Caralad in the butt

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>boromir :DD

MARK

CARNEY

Did Oswald Mosley inspire Donald Trump?

The parallels between the US president-elect and the British fascist leader are too striking to be ignored

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>>67332218

>>67332232

*runs my dual purpose™ runt AND fat cunt detector over this post*

*it explodes in my hand*

>>67332252
maybe weed is legal there but the place must be soulless and boring like most of america
theres no magic

>>67332286
mosley was too eloquent for the masses

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>>67332205
Superb post

What should I rewatch next, chaps?

The Wire
The Sopranos
Mad Men

>>67332211
Not 'cause of the police

I've been to California a tonne of times and the police always seem very standoffish and antagonistic. Police here seem more eager to help and are a lot more polite unless you're quite obviously doing something illegal.

>>67332340
Stranger Things

>>67332284
some coppers won't even take cannabis off you

Girl I knew at uni has worked in a graduate role as a 'business development and account management consultant' for less than a year and says she gets paid almost £50k. Is this likely? If so, how do they justify paying that much? Literally nothing special about her desu, just a standard graduate with a 2:1 in an ok field.

>>67332310
No and no. Its beautiful and full of the best drugs, hiking, music venues, and top quality restaurants

is soul being filled with muslims like most big french cities are? is that where the soul comes from? Dont you have people drive trucks through there? Fuck off, your country is a shithole at this point

>>67332357
>>67332340
stranger things is not even in the same league as those 3

>>67332357
Already seen it. Considering the hype I was a bit let down. Not bad though, and I still have a thing for Winona.

>>67332340
berlin alexanderplatz

Driving home today and an annoying, awkwardly positioned pothole had been filled.

I said outloud Allahu Ackbar.

What have you done to me.

>>67332370
>>67332379
full disclosure i haven't seen either of those

but stranger things was the best thing i've seen this year

>>67332360
OH wowwwww so progressive. they MIGH not arrest you for weed!!!!!!!!!

>>67332264
he will probably let you
he confirmed he's gay and the reason he likes cara so much is because she is his role model whom he respects and admires

>>67332392
Already seen that, too.

You can't meme me with ridiculously long things, I watched Out 1 in one sitting in March.

>>67332369
ah yes the seething yank
Colorado is another boring flyover state unlike Paris which is one of the 3 best cities in the world

https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/797470238614831104

>>67332369
>Yank calling France soulless from his suburban house identical to the other 5000 built in a straight line to either side built a mere hour long commute from his grid pattern city

From 1972 until the late 90s you couldn't even do state sanctioned clinical research with LSD, not even on terminally ill people suffering intense end of life anxiety.

We've only just started allowing research in the UK in the past year. Seems (((they))) are a bit scared of the idea of people thinking independent thoughts.

if you're white the cops just make the weed disappear

most harsh drug/alcohol policies are selectively enforced in practice

>>67332352
yet this is exactly how it is with our under 21 drinking yet you retards meme about it all the time.

>>67332409
Watch the Wire. If you don't like it you're probably just dumb

>>67332410
you're a fucking moron, weed is illegal in your country and so much more severely published than it is here

>>67332426
now watch heimat

>>67332427
>Paris is one of the 3 best cities in the world
not anymore

Is this a troll thread?
>>>/fa/11938189

perimeter breach in runt pen C

>>67332409
>either

Since English isn't your first language I will assume you didn't know that "either" in that context usually just means "between two things". You could say "either, Mad Men, Sopranos or The Wire". But in your sentence it should be "any of those".

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>From 1972 until the late 90s you couldn't even do state sanctioned clinical research with LSD, not even on terminally ill people suffering intense end of life anxiety.
>We've only just started allowing research in the UK in the past year. Seems (((they))) are a bit scared of the idea of people thinking independent thoughts.

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>>67332486
>tfw GCHQ is already onto him and you get to watch him vanish

>>67332482
it is though
London, Berlin, Paris
Maybe, maybe Los Angeles or Barcelona could squeeze Paris out

>>67332444
Yeah clearly you didnt fucking read you complete retard. I never once called it soullesss. Shocking that UK has the lowest literacy rate amongst young people for advanced countries

enjoy your shittty cramped housing, shit weather, shit food, lack of jobs, and lack of impressive landscapes

The BBC is basically Pravda at this point. They’re now actually considering not calling terrorists “terrorists” because calling terrorists “terrorists” might be seen as politically incorrect and hurt terrorists’ feelings.

>>67332442
Fuck me, why are liberals such terrible writers?

>>67332410
>muh legalised cannabis

Most Americans still live in states that'll jail you for being caught with a gram

>>67332539
>They’re now actually considering not calling terrorists “terrorists” because calling terrorists “terrorists”
proofs

>>67332543
it's hard to see your keyboard with your head up your arse

>>67332469
>Weed is illegal in my country the brit says
>As I live three streets over from a store that literally legally sells weed

Ah yes. Britain is so progressive!!!

>>67332410
well obviously the substance act is old and draconian, my point is it says something when UK police straight up ignore offences

whereas it seems the US has a competition for which state can lock up the most blacks every year

>>67332510
piss your pants rorke, my sentence was correct

>>67332486
wrongun

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why is he so perfect lads?

Song about noncing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niJAHJ69_Lc

would actually wear the jacket

http://i.4cdn.org/fa/1478542919583.jpg

>>67332498
howling at these outfits

>>67332570
legal in a state, doesn't stop it being illegally federally

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shan't interact with that fuming yank

>>67332416
good tidings

>>67332568
But, "Two men chanted 'KEKS KEKS KEKS KEKS' at us in a bar in LA and nobody batted an eyelid"? Seriously? That was the best he could come up with?

>>67332480
Might have to. Bit expensive though.

>>67332579
he's a fucking weirdo witha creepy voice and attitude

>>67332612
>mfw I try and steal a million dollar car and it has three pedals

>>67332612
genuinely a moron

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>>67332191
Hey, Brifolks. I'm another filthy slavic barbarian from Eastern Europe that is gonna come to your country next year, kurwa. As a student though.
So, could you tell me more about how it is to be a student in Britain? All your grills will despise me, aight? Shall I already get rid of naive fantasies about banging hoes, smoking dope and having normal life aside of studying? Cause right now I am kinda nerd. I mean like I can't even understand whether it is my surroundings that bad and consist of dirty plebs or is it me being completly autistic?

>>67332579
He looks like a ghoul, hate him more than any other alt-right """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""personality"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>67332340
The Killing, proper version not the yank shite

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subverting the systems

>>67332602
Nice laws you got mate. Literally can fucking get in legal trouble for having weed on you

>>67332644
lithuanians are ten a penny here mate, you'll feel right at home

>>67332628
also la maison des bois by Pialat and that married couple thing by bergman

>>67332649
Might do. I'll look in to it.

>>67332559
>y-you dont count!!!

howling

got fluid in my lungs lads

>>67332669
so can you, and your country is objectively far harsher when you do get caught with it

>be american
>get arrested for crossing the road at the wrong time

>>67332644
which uni are you going to?

>>67332617
you should strike up a conversation with him when he posts
he'll definitely be interested in the big russian cock

>>67332699
THE SMOOTHSKIN MEDIA

>>67332736
laughed

>>67332717
>Has to buy weed of a sketchy chav and wait for his response
>Meanwhile I can walk across the street to a literal store that accepts credit card

Ah yes

>>67332644
depends on the uni but be prepared for drugs and slags everywhere

>>67332713
4 > having a nice wank at home > 1 > ribena > 2 > 3

>>67332694
Yeah, I've heard of that. How they are? I've heard only bad things about them. Like most of Britain's Lithuanians are constantly drinking and showing the top of antisocial behaviour, so you guys generally dislike them. That's true?

>>67332191
>Tfw Saturday night
>have to go to the work soon

>>67332758
>credit cards
>america

are you sure? I thought you guys got confused by chip and pin?

>>67332798
>constantly drinking and showing the top of antisocial behaviour
Sounds familiar, kek

>>67332704
It's great, has a ton of plot twists. Subtitled but you'll get used to it

People need to lay off trump

Imagine being forced to do the hardest job in the world by people who have put their lives in your hand and you're tied into it for 4 years

*takes you to my rented motor car and films you on the bonnet*

>>67332809
>Says the country that uses hot water bottles to stay warm

>>67332820
Most of what I watch is subtitled so that's no problem.

>>67332798
I dislike anyone from outside the south of England tbf

Just used the bog in my wireless headphones for the first time

Was nice having music whilst wiping

>>67332798
yeah, although being a student is a bit different

if you want to have a social life you need to make a bit of an effort but it's not too difficult, make sure you go out lots during freshers week, don't be an autist that stays in your room all the time and then wonder why you have no friends

>>67332765
Sounds good. I hope I'll do something with my social autism by the time I get there.
>>67332729
Essex or Exeter or maybe even Manchester.

Faramir is a punk ass BITCH

>>67332848
only old women use those

>>67332876
wireless headies have been a revalation for me, the battery seems to last forever as well so I just have them on me permanently while my phone's in my pocket

>>67332883
Manchester > Exeter > Essex

>>67332883
MENTIONED

Reminder that USA has a higher HDI than the UK and literally more people around the world want to live in the US than the UK

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post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQA

the only argument that yank has for the quality of his living place is a weed shop
how grim is that

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>don't be an autist that stays in your room all the time and then wonder why you have no friends

>>67332919
I honestly feel like a dickhead for buying normal ones once these were reasonably priced

>>67332949
would love to live in the US tbf

one of the good states mind, like california

>>67332939
Good, we're full anyway

>>67332945

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su0Hvt6hTmA

>>67332939
you're sort of right

but america has much less walkable cities than the uk, so I'm going to stay here

>>67332957
off his nut on sniff

>>67332644
I wouldn't say the girls will despise you because of your nationality, but it won't work in your favour either. It's just a bit irrelevant. Girls at uni like big rugby players and rich guys, nationality doesn't matter.

>>67332984
Ah yes. What "city" do you live in? Grimsby?

>>67332944
Why do girls do this? It's like the equivalent of a guy flexing, just looks cringy desu
t.would berry

>>67332977
yes would like to live in cali too
but thats the only part of the US that looks interesting. would rather live in another european city like Milan than the rest of the US

Want to live in Telluride CO

>>67332977
>like California

Do my eyes deceive me lad? Have you ever been it's a total dump

just took a shit that literally just smelt of ethanol

classic

>hurr le jo cox was an inside job
when will rorkes accept their toxic ideology is conducive to violence? It's sad they can't admit it

>>67333015
I think milan is awful desu, but I agree, most of our cities aren't really THAT appealing

why is the empire state building used as a size comparison so often

who the actual FUCK is familiar enough with the empire state building to be able to use it as a useful frame of reference

fuck off

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Why is child abuse so much more common among the upper echelons of society? Do these sexual perversions drive people to acquire the power/fame/money that will allow them to act out their desires without punishment?

*flies to yank land*
*Nails bollocks outside DUDE WEED LMAO house*
Hehe, let's see where he gets his weed now

>>67332945
MADCHESTOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn4UG6Jd0s

reckon paris would be way better without the loud prole tourists in cargo shorts taking pictures of everything

>>67333060
it's just tall lol

>>67333008
Manchester.

*Analyses monthly runt report and notes runts have exceeded productivity targets*
Ah very good

>>67332922
Yeah, I've been told that.
>>67332880
Well yeah, I'll do my best then. I am just wondering if it is hard to communicate with people while being a student. Actually, people who have studied in Britain say that they were less overcrowded with work than most people who are studying here, in Lithuania.
>>67332931
Wut?
>>67333007
I thought rugby is unpopular in Britain. Isn't it more of an American thing?
Well thanks. Now I know that I'd better give up on that too.

>>67332949
My quality of living is objectively higher than yours hahahah

France is literally below fucking Israel on HDI lmao

>>67333077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvQgiZfi9Ac

Was at a bar last night with @Middleditch. At the end of the night, 2 white dudes, 20's, who'd been there for hours came up to us.

"We're big fans of you guys. (To Thomas) I trolled you on twitter yesterday." He goes on to say how we're wrong about Trump.

I go "Hey we don't wanna discuss politics right now." His friends goes "oh they're cucks." Then starts yelling at us. "KEKS KEKS KEKS!"

He starts getting in my face. Thomas puts his hand on the dude's chest to stop him. "Don't touch me you cuck. Wanna go outside?"

At this point, the bouncer runs over, grabs them, kicks them out. The bartender is awesome & apologetic. Thomas & I are stunned.

yanks are literally walking memes haha

>>67333060
>Le VERY BIG THING comparison
Should just use my cock

>>67333043
always have pisses that reek of coffee if i drink any

>>67333082
Hmm, yes I agree, if we're removing groups of people from Paris they'd definitely be the first.

>>67333062
they get away with it more easily

>>67333015
the US has a lot of bad city planning 2bh

>>67333019
yeah i have it's a fantastic place 2bh

ah yes it's a "tired angry yank trolls badly" edition

>>67333051
rasheed

Finnish always be ally of Israel!

you're twisting my melon man

>>67332939
Reminder that the US is a complete meme nation with religion influencing government, more marketing billboards and signs than people and is publicly armed just in case they ever have to fight their own military.

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>>67333115

>>67333103
nah it's fairly easy, especially first few weeks it's not weird to go up and talk to random people at all

Finnish boys will always be ally of my willy!

*bins you*

>>67333113
so what
you're still some runt bragging about a bunch of numbers on a general for british culture

>>67333131
darkies stay in their neighbourhoods and don't annoy as much as the tourists

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/09/western-civilisation-appiah-reith-lecture

Ah yes, the Guardian

*picks up a drill found on the ground*
*Turns it on*
*Rams it into bollocks*
>DRRRRRR4RRRR
Ahhhhhhh yes that's better

>>67333096
unironically feel bad for brits. your country is so fucking ugly

"walkable"

Ah yes, nothing like walking 7 degree cloudy weahter

>>67333225
>4
fucked it

>>67333198
you don't seem to have disproved what they posit lad

you don't just expect us to dismiss their evidence out of hand without a counter-argument?

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I'm downtown wat do

>>67333019
Where did you go? Some of it is objectively the nicest place in the entire world

Living as a hermit in nature is the way of the future

>>67333103
>rugby
>unpopular in UK
>popular in America

Wew lad, you've got a bit of learning to do.

what's the california of europe anyway? catalonia?

the UK is essentially new york state
germany is texas or something similar to that i think
france???

>>67332259
Do it lad.

>>67333287
yes catalonia would be accurate
maybe netherlands as a whole? but the weather isn't that good

>>67333287
shut up

>>67333310
Rude!

>>67333146
>Reminder that USA has a higher HDI than the UK and literally more people around the world want to live in the US than the UK


Reminder that USA has a higher HDI than the UK and literally more people around the world want to live in the US than the UK

>>67333189
>s-so what

How about that I replied directly to your comment and proved you wrong. Thats whats "so what". You fucking brought it up

>>67333263
slap that girl in the face and run off

>the place you live is shit compared to the place where I live
ah yes, /int/

>>67333287
FOY

>>67333333
checked

>>67333335
it actually is though you are poor and i am rich beyond your wildest imagination

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>>67333284
I thought you guys play the classic football. I have watched lots Danny Boyle films ant all the British were playing the same football as our local bydlo does.

>>67333263
nonce

>>67333329
mate i don't care about that HDI shite
only thing you've talked about is weed shops
now, friend, tell us why your area is so exciting and nice to live in

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suffering from constant, intrusive sexual fantasies

do not reply to me without written permission from a parent or guardian

What's the word for something when you say one word but you use it as a code for something else?

I.e. don't want the little girl to know her grandma has cancer so you say 'Grandma's friend'

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Should I buy some regaine??

>>67333287
The whole Lithuania is Detroit.

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>>67333333
Noice

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>>67333357
yet we're both sat at our computers on a saturday evening doing the same thing

>>67333333
chec

>>67333230
ehh

you just put on a coat and it's fine

I'm not sure why you yanks are obsessed with cargo shorts

>>67333420
I'm actually sitting in the living room of a student house on my phone lad

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>>67333360
because its more beautiful than where most people in the world live

OC

>>67333333
impressive

>>67333359
she walked into the picture

hope /sp/ doesn't steal our 70000000 get

>>67333449
muh dick

>>67333396
>grandma
FOY

>>67333396
inuendo

>>67333333
hmm okay.

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>One of our major cities

howling

>>67333462
yeah ok then you nonce

>>67333396

euphemism i suppose

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i'm batman

>>67333449
>water and a bunch of mountains
ah yes, impressive landscape
the Alps and the Pyrénées are better. is this all you've got?

>>67333485
it's a work in progress

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Daily reminder you will NEVER type faster than me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-9EtSmEZEc

niche banger

>>67333485
looks fine, everyone who lives there is probably pretty happy with their lives on the whole and could easily move away if that were not the case

watching a film about aaron paul losing his gf

>>67333496
>water and mountains
literally not an argument. I'll chalk that up as a win. as theres nothing I could've posted without you childishly greentexting it

>>67333358
Football is the most popular sport sure, but we enjoy rugby too (we invented it). Typically rugby is middle/upper class and football is working class. Yanks barely play rugby at all because they're too preoccupied with handegg.

>los angeles
absolute state of yank cities desu

>>67333543
okay so you want to stop arguing
thus, I won and you lost
thank you

>>67333525
I can do 110wpm and I though that was fast

getting a bit tipsy by myself in bed hahah waheeeyy

sad that there are parents raising their children as runts right now

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>>67333485
God the UK is so fucking DEPRESSING. Seriously. Dont know how people put up with it.

>>67333579
pull your willy as well

>>67333289
Cheers, lad. Done it. She's online now. Bricking it.

listen to my lyrical tone

>accidentally get a female friend pregnant
>she aborts it

phew

>>67333601
later...

Pulled a girl but once again couldnt get my dick hard.

Is it just from alcohol or should I stop wanking?

alri

apparently there are some kids that don't know how to change pages in books because they are so used to ipods. they keep on trying swiping to change the page

>>67333636
With Jools Holland

>>67333639
both

watching autistic people solve rubick's cubes at high speeds

On who better to trust to run the nation's economy:
May & Hammond: 55%
Corbyn & McDonnell: 22%
(via ComRes / 09 - 10 Nov)

>>67333639
means your gay lad

ah yes
labour are literally over

>tfw Trump will ban abortion in Burgerland next year

>>67333678
Why didn't they include clarkson?

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y/n?

*roos into the night*
AAAAAROOOOOOOO
*normies for miles around quiver in their boots*

Regarding Britain's exit from the EU, the government should prioritise...
Single market access: 42%
Reducing immigration: 43%
(via ComRes)

>>67333564
People from my cunt call rugby "American football" and simply confuse it with handegg. It seems like I was doing the same. Thanks for enlightening me.

>>67333678
Why do people rate labour so low?

Do they just read that the newspapers don't think Corbyn would be a good leader and treat that as their own opinion?

Morning sex is the best sex

>>67333717
get some elastic sided chelseas rather than that zippy nonsense

Getting V E R Y lewd snapchats from a Spanish lass I met on Erasmus lads wew

YER TWISTIN MY MELON MAN

alri lids

>>67333761
WHERE'S NORTH FROM HERE

>>67333769
post fucking machines

>>67333739
>hungover with an angry stomach

ah yes

>>67333738
pretty much yeah

>>67332264
>>67332416
really made think

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>>67333113
>My quality of living is objectively higher than yours hahahah

Anybody wanna play out?

>>67333710
was worried about this. didnt think hed actually care enough to try because hes mostly a RINO

on my 50th book of the year, Breakfast of Champions by Vonnegut

>>67333858
bit dark

>>67333858
yeah count me IN ahahahahha

told the gf i had a wet dream about her

she said im a silly little boy

cuz she's like 10 years older than me

>>67333710
>tfw population surge
>America becomes great again and starts colonies to offset the growth

got the bel air rosé got the benzos

just did a poo for the ages

https://twitter.com/Middleditch/status/797492586856333312

https://twitter.com/Middleditch/status/797373027759464448

actually creasing

want to live next to a cemetery because it would be quiet

Business idea: Just keep my £22k remote job, move to Eastern Europe where I can live a comfy life on about £5k per year, and invest the rest of the money into the stock markets until I'm filthy rich.

>>67333932
will I be clicking on these links?

no

I won't be

wonder if my parents think about me a lot
like "ah yes i wonder how is he doing"
i hope they do

By decree of his Lordship, the Phantom Typer has invited any who wish to challenge him to a typing race.

http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=14tk0lvkamm4h

so anyone tried the new t...o...b...l...e...r...o...n...e...s?

>>67333944
good idea
why not do it?
you could live in Prague or Budapest for a fraction of what you likely pay to live in the UK, let alone London.

>>67334008
decent post but I've got a nagging feeling you've nicked this from facebook or reddit or something

>>67333811
Better than getting beer weenie the night before

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opinions on this dog?

>>67333991
how you been lad? always a fan of french poster. havent been on in a while

>>67334066
fat doggo

>>67334066
bit fat

>>67334066
he's a big dog

>>67334066
looks American

>>67334066
lol

>>67334067
things been better but life is sadly still as boring and tasteless

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ah yes. i bet this happened

>>67334032
honestly not
>was actually thinking the system might detect it as potential spam

>>67334003
Surprised I came back from that one, lad.

>>67332218
yes

>>67334123
will I be expanding this image and reading the text contained?


no, I won't be doing that

just spent £9 on a pack of cigs

core is sore as fuck today. does deadlifting actually work the core that much?

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Mate is groping his girl right next to me on the sofa.

Portugal is a mad one lads haha.

need to find the motivation to go back to the gym

or get a gf, whichever is cheaper

>>67334151
quite runty

>>67334012
Seriously considering it, just feel like it might be a bit lonely. Also considering Canada as it happens, as that would also be cheaper and is also a very comfy country.

>>67334150
its tiny mate. so is my mutilated cock

>>67334147
thanks

>>67334066
kind of want to throw it some fish and train it to clap its front paws

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>>67334123

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>Hi, I'm from Portugal

>>67333485
>google image search
>this picture's caption is literally "New Arts Centre Before The Building Began"
>BEFORE THE BUILDING BEGAN

Got called a spacker in greggs earlier lads

>>67334123
I read it la, don't listen to >>67334150 xx

Rent Per Month Budapest
Apartment (1 bedroom) in City Centre 335.00 £
Apartment (1 bedroom) Outside of Centre 233.34 £
Apartment (3 bedrooms) in City Centre 634.76 £
Apartment (3 bedrooms) Outside of Centre 440.51 £

HOLY SHIT MY FLAG HAS CHANGED.

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED.

>>67334174
What's the weather going to be like in Portugal next week? Getting on a flight to Lisbon tomorrow desu.

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>>67334117
At least we got tunes to make it better

>>67333198
What a load of shite, took half the article to even understand what he is arguing for

It's pretty simple, western culture is not blowing each other up, oppressing women or being governed by dictators. When people stop doing that then you can disregard cultural divide

>>67334199
Canada isn't cheap

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>>67334208
>Caesar
>bad

>>67334208
>all happen to be 8 years old
hmmmmm

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>>67334224
it doesnt even look bad anyway desu. i live in a beautiful city and there are plenty of areas like that around

gonna go eat a cub bar lads

getting pissed in bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k

choon this

>>67334245
Apparantly pretty sunny. Not going to leave my mates flat though. Going to smoke hash and lay around.

I'm unironically from Plymouth lads

AMA

>>67334151
20 b&h is nearly a tenner now

might have to write may a harshly worded letter of complaint

>>67334299
go to the toilet mate

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>>Caesar
>>bad

>>67334337
no

pissed my bed whilst eating a cub bar

>>67334066
He's a good dog Brent

>>67334276
Comfy semi-rural areas I'd like to go to are still cheaper than most places in the UK, or at least they were when I visited 18 months ago. Might have changed with the currency though I guess.

>>67334123
>Claim of something absolutely abhorrent happening.
>No proof, evidence, anything to confirm the claim.
>Will never result in anything beyond whining on twitter.

Certainly not a lie? And on the internet of all places!

farted and sneezed while pissing in the sink

might move to siberia to escape the normans

ne1 get spuggy?

shit myself in bed whilst pissing and eating a cub bar in greggs lads

traveled around thailand for a month and had the best time of my life desu

>>67334373
reckon it's actually the lefties doing all the racist vandalism too in order to try make things look bad

>>67334416
were you in a barrat new build per chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFKzgtkUhPU paris state of mind choon

>>67334387
enjoy the -30 weather and radiation zones

i've heard that krasnoyarsk is alright tho

>>67334442
runty

>>67334387

in love with a beautiful woman i met in irkutsk a year ago

>>67334208
is she implying caeser was bad?

>>67334123
r/ing the one posted earlier today with the trump fan waving his dick around on the subway and the response talking about the guys doing a conga line and grabbing every woman's pussy along the way
that shit had me in tears

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the elites LITERALLY drink baby blood

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>the "it's 2015" meme is almost two years old

>>67334431
Would honestly not surprise me mate. The 'extreme' left always acts as the "civilized, oh so politically correct lot" but when it comes down to it, they're some of the most angry, violent and offensive people of the lot.

See BLM "protests" and current anti-trump protests for more.

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what should I take out lads? the audi is manual at least

>>67334552
really stimulated my neurons to enlighten my thoughts and opened my proverbial third sight organ

>>67334433
Yea

>>67334589
we all know the rights hateful rhetoric and propensity for violence is the worst though

>>67334431
Same. And I'm a lefty.

Just seems like they want those precious retweets.

>>67334620
>audi
fuck off billionaire

>>67334668
nah, my dad is though. literally makes 5-6 mil a year

taken 101,000 steps in november

>>67334552
idk I dont think the lazy elite would have planned something to happen 30 years after
shan't wait that long

>>67334431
m8 lefties are people who value socialism mainly due to historic world wars, thatcherism etc.

these are just social media generation nutters who base their views entirely on being perceived online