/brit/

haven't mentally matured since I was 6

poo

>>67329663
EXCELLENT edition

>>67329668
13 or 14 for me 2bh

gf is off her period as of today lads

looking forward to later 2bh

got cum all over me

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What do you mean you don't want to let a 40 year old Afghan man shag your wife? What are you, a bigot!?

>>67329663
which british city is that?

Why is Greenland so comfy lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_891667&feature=iv&src_vid=-HhtUBXY7VM&v=F-I4WWo8Ccg#t=5.6s

Anyone fancy chucking us a small loan of a dollar

>>67329612
I went to state school m8, 13 year old slags on tap 24/7

>>67329716
sunderland

>>67329714
I'm a 20 year old Afghan.

Willing to shag any wife.

pictures taken from anywhere but the south of manhattan look ordinary btw

>>67329725
jay

Why can't British do up?

>>67329716
New York

>>67329697
Probably true for me as well, weird

more cities should strive to be like New York 2bh

>>67329734
fobtyocp (fuck off back to your own country paki)

>>67329722
>_891667&feature=iv&src_vid=-HhtUBXY7VM&v=F-I4WWo8Ccg
doxed

>>67329764
more germans should strive to FO

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Post smug slags

>>67329663
sheffield?

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/Gary-Lineker.jpg/

imagine being this lad

>>67329777
>Afghan
>Paki
rorke education

>>67329663
Seriously, though, what is it about British cities being so shit? They're usually just decaying towns with shopping centers plonked in the middle. Why is there no ambition or grandiose

just did like a big nap lol

>>67329764
more cities should strive to be like big cities 2bh

>>67329810
>being concerned about paki ethnicities

fobtyocp

>>67329813
postwar planning + nimby scum

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Thoughts on the state of Iowa?

>>67329734
I read an article this morning that said that many Pashtun men had lost interest in women due to fucking so many boys

Are you Pashtun and if so do you fuck boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy44s_de15Y

watch this lads

what's an up dog?

>>67329810
FOP
(fuck off pathan)

>>67329828
>Afghan
>ethnicity
r*rke """"education""""

Fap time

Odds Gay
Evens Straight
Zero Next image ITT

>>67329810
>getting triggered so easily

>>67329846
Iwoa? I hardly knew her!

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Trey Parker and his wifesson

>>67329813
manchester, leeds, liverpool, birmingham and london are fine since there's a lot of new construction going on so things are fairly modernised
it's only in the shittier cities that nobody cares about where things are all derelict and shite
stop cherrypicking

>>67329813
nothing

we're just not the single largest free economy in the world

>>67329777
The Brits invaded my country 4 times before I even thought about coming here.

So rorke please, I'll stay here forever.

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Is Dundee a redbrick, an ancient or neither?

It has a rector and the same structure as the 4 ancient unis in Scotland (Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Glasgow and St Andrews) and it used to be a part of St Andrews (after being an independent uni originally)

On the flip side it was founded in 1881 and literally is red brick

It's the highest ranking non-RG uni and its student union isn't in the NUS because of all the politically correct shit

>>67329891
fobtyocp

S A R A
A
R
A

>>67329846
still better than Liverpool

>>67329884
Tonnes of construction going on in sheffield in the last few years, recently there's been a shit load of Chinese investment

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>>67329906
>non-RG

>>67329883
kek
matt stone has a black wife

>>67329891
same, the only reason I speak English is because of british india and now im here because of my ancestors
kinda ironic really

back from th' club
good night but my feet are fucked

>>67329906
it is a rising star but only because it rock bottom

https://imgur.com/gallery/zW1B6

Laughing very hard at this, lads.

ah yes rorke vs paki
what a thread

How safe is Britain really?

My cousin says she wants to come home from London (she was staying there for 6 years) because there are too many pakis, blacks and various other non-white immigrants and it just feels unsafe there.

Is this true?

Any other British Asian lads in this thread? Third generation fully integrated here.

>>67329959
rorke isn't even an insult though

>>67329960
Not really 2bh

Although I guess on Hungarian income you can probably only afford to live on the estate

Want a phone cover with Uncle Phil on it

>>67329852
No to both

I'm ethnically Tajik though I prefer to think of myself as British

>>67329960
Despite the memes, most nonwhites in Britain are OK. This isn't America.

>>67329952
tbf it's not that bad at all

It's supposed to be good for professional degrees and it's got one of only two dental schools in Scotland

>>67329956
Both usersub and Frontpage gold.

>>67329813
>decaying towns

can thank planning permission for that. even in a village that's in the middle of fucking nowhere you'll have to argue with the council to just knock down a wall

played with 3 cats on my way back

>>67329960
You've got to be a rough cunt to live here, if you didn't grow up scrapping in the garden it's best pussy Hungarians just stay at home

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>>67329974
better be secular

need to stop buying leather headphones

>>67329960
sister is living in london and she says life is just fine
of course if you come from some small town discovering london will be unsettling but it's not a dangerous or shit town
at least she doesn't live in a place like the north where the whites proles are worse than the pakis

>>67329974
ya

>>67330022
there was literally a stabbing every 10 seconds in London up until a couple years ago lad
nonwhites certainly are violent

>>67329960

I've honestly never felt unsafe in London, and I'm white as fuck and almost exclusively visit Brixton when I'm there.

Hell, my friend got drunk and started shouting 'nigger' in a caribbean fast food place at 1am on a saturday and no one started shit.

We were apologizing for him, to be fair.

>>67329974
Here, second gen

>>67329710
runt

>>67330069
That's just because London is a shithole

>>67330075
brixton 674 reppin !!!

>>67329663
sheffield mentioned

>>67329960
How poor is Hungary really?

I always thought Budapest was nice and that any country in the EU couldn't be too poor, but then I see videos online of Hungarian women doing degrading shit on camera for ~£50 and now I'm not so sure.

Is this true?

https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19

ah yes

>>67330112
ah yes an one wonders why its so shit... could it be the people who live there? Oh of course not, must just be the area stabbing everyone

>>67329813
Unlike the continent, we didn't get an compulsory city replanning

>>67330059
Culturally Muslim I'd say; I go to mosque to keep up appearances and I think the good qualifties of Islam far outweigh the bad but I'm not *100%* convinced its all true.

the barbican might be the best thing in london

>>67330166

Budapest was falling apart when I went there 2 years ago. Saw a car that had a piece of building fall on it.

It's like they don't maintain their tall ass buildings at all.

I liked that you can cross the street underneath via tunnels though. That was cool.

And the weird old buses with wheels that use overhead electrical lines were a nice novelty, but did look like something out of the 80's..

>>67330177
>Allowing people outside the US to vote
really got my thinking cap screwed on tight

>>67330194
Even cities that weren't demolished are far nicer than the British equivalents tbqh

Munich, Prague, Paris, Barcelona etc.

>>67330183
London was a shithole long before the nonwhites came along.

>>67330214
i disagree but it's still a very interesting structure

>>67330177
who actually are the electors who get nominated by the popular vote?

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I'm terrorfied lads

>>67330234
oh right so then its nothing to do with these immigrants haha

neck yourself you stupid cunt

Give me three reasons why Islam is bad and I will easily refute them all. Go ahead, Rorke, I'm waiting.

>>67330234

London is the safest it's ever been.

http://thetab.com/uk/durham/2016/11/11/cocaine-45k-bar-skinny-dipping-really-went-champagne-ball-32296

average night out

sitting on my chair whistling the chocobo theme and some nonce throws a baseball at my head

need to stop wearing docs to the club

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>>67330270

>>67330246
watch this, you'll understand the system better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6s7jB6-GoU

>>67330260
>oh right so then its nothing to do with these immigrants haha
exactly.

>>67330279
you spastic

>>67330219
Been there myself and prefer it to Prague 2bh

It's a lot grimier and certainly comes across as poorer but I think it's got more charm. The old Austro-Hungarian buildings are cool and the ruin pubs are cosy af. I think a lot of it's to do with the population being quite significantly smaller than it was 100 years ago

Women aren't as nice though

>>67330252
better than sharia law zones tbqh

this is honestly the most boring /brit/ thread I've been in all month

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no proles allowed

anyone had a gander at The Crown?
any good?

>>67330312
bored to tears by this post

>>67330293
nah i just want to know who the people are who vote

>>67330312
And I am the only reddit flag in here. Coincidence? I think not.

>>67330300
>the ruin pubs are cosy af.

Yeah, their pubs and clubs were cool as fuck. Loved the run down aesthetic.

>>67330260
>oh right so then its nothing to do with these immigrants haha

You ever read Dickens or Orwell or anything?

London's always been a huge, slum ridden expensive shithole, stressful for everyone living there except a handful of people in Chelsea, Kensington, Piccaddily etc.

>>67330318
where is that

looks familiar

>>67330069
>3 million stabbings a year
>a third of london's population

if you're gonna make shit up at least make it half believable

Prague was the most disappointing city I've been to. Probably because I went in winter (a mistake).

Budapest was mint though. Didn't seem that lively but the city itself is great. I was there while there was some runt festival so I shagged a lot of tourists.

>>67330295
keep doing it
end up with blisters every time
REALLY love the feeling of taking them off though

>>67330378
near the museum of london

>>67330389
Some people were stabbed repeatedly or on multiple occassions

>>67330401
you spastic

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the city of paris

the loo is like 7 yards away

might just piss myself

>>67330357
Might go back over Christmas actually

I ended up only there for 2 days (1 full) because one of the guys I was with insisted on getting his mum to plan everything in advance months before to the precise train time. I'd been soloing before that and changing my plans a lot and I wanted to spend a lot longer in Budapest.

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>want to deal us in, anon?

>>67330401
I walked like 12 miles in leather dress boots once
My feet were absolutely obliterated afterwards
Heels were rubbed raw and bloody

>>67330418
okay so let's say 300k people got stabbed on repeated occasions (10 times each)
that would still be a lot

>>67330453
can't play

>>67330418
we need to find that one lad who keeps getting stabbed every ten seconds then

weak runt

>>67330453
don't know how to play poker desu

>>67330397
>Prague was the most disappointing city I've been to. Probably because I went in winter (a mistake).

What didn't you like about it? Was there in the summer myself but I thought it was a pretty charming city with good night life. Plus you can eat like a king for like a tenner

>>67330418
poor bloke

Don't know what to ask for Christmas

>>67330418
I highly doubt they count stabbings like that
fuck off

>>67330465
get better quality shoes lad

gets the cogs whirring


http://thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2016/11/07/interview-paul-joseph-watson-18264

>>67330440
Paris has some 10/10 city planning (aesthetically at least)

Aparently the angles of the streets were for crowd control under Napoleon III though

>>67330468
>>67330470
I assume hes also falsely including other knife crimes, including possession and affray leading to assault that included a knife

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Do you think Matt has considered suicide?

>>67330440
the ends
where it all started and where its going to all finish

Liquor in the front
Poker in the back

>>67330465
same, had disgusting blisters on my heels, and they've left a dark mark ever since

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>don't, because you're not even the slightest bit british

how do I get on this list

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_electors,_2016

>>67330553
haha
wahey

>>67330270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Nu6EabQD8
here refute these

>>67330553
Junkies in the alley with the baseball bat

>>67329663
i've heard that britain doesn't like Our Glorious Leader Drumpf, is this true?

>>67330453
hitomi's chebs are absolutely out of control

There are many areas of London where you wouldn’t even know you were in the U.K. since the native culture has been almost completely supplanted by halal butchers and Polski skleps.

>>67330575
cba

>>67330579
no

>>67330579
I don't think he's all bad, his foreign policy is questionable but economically speaking he could work wonders

>>67329663
good image

>>67330579
it depends who you ask

>>67329960
Believe it or not, most people are just living their lives. They still have bills to pay, mouths to feed, jobs they hate.

Sure, there are "rough" areas, but there always have been and always will be. Just because the rough areas are now populated by foreign people doesn't make a difference.

It's perfectly safe, just don't be a fucking idiot.

I went to Camden and got accosted by a fairly pushy drug dealer. He was white and British. This was at 4am, mind.

It's easy to get suckered in by the bad press, I'll admit there are times I feel a bit on edge, but I realised that I probably intimidate people just as much.

>>67330568
It's basically like being a political party "researcher" in the UK

>>67330579
I like him~

>>67330587
multicultural areas are a feature of big cities not a bug 2bh

>>67330568
say you'll deport china or something

>>67330587
brixton is kinda like that and its one of the best endz in london

>>67330453
*start to shuffle cards*
*cards fly out of my hands and go all over the place*
hehe
ch-checkmate l-ladies
*grabs the fedora on the cabinet next to the wall*
*puts it on my head*
*sprints out of the room*

>>67330589
I win :)

wanna punt a runt in the cunt

could do with some mcnuggets but the trousers are off

brb, brushing my teeth

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>>67330516
At least 20 fedoras in that article by my count

>The BBC is basically Pravda at this point.

>>67330645
>>67330639
do US ballot papers have lists of these people instead of just presidential candidates?

>>67330643
northwest london has areas where you won't see a single white face

polar opposite to multicultural

>>67330587
As someone well in to cooking, those polish/halal/Caribbean shops are a godsend for obscure ingredients.

>tfw 5"6 and built like a gypsy bare-knuckle boxer who is 4-0

>>67330702
https://www.mcdelivery.com.au//au/home.html

>>67330583
I'd like to give them a good going over if you catch my drift

>>67330481
Was just boring. I expected it to have more sights and a much better nightlife.

>>67330651
There's a difference between an area being gentrified and an area being good

2nh never been anywhere in London that's scared me as much as around the Gare du Nord at night

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>>67330702
have any thanksgiving toads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-37955748

cute

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brain went into meltdown when I read this

>sisters boyfriend specifically called me over to his to help him clear out his runty hovel because he's moving
>go to help him move the sofa
>sister comes into the room
>"nah no sweat mate i'll do it myself no bother"
>herniates his disc

What did he mean by this?

>>67330721
No, you vote for the President/Vice President combo you want.

These votes are counted and the Elector for your congressional district is told the outcome.

They they cast their ballot for President/Vice President and are expected (though usually not REQUIRED by law) to vote the way their district did.

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America and Americans confuse me lads

I just cannot relate to any of it

think I'm developing RSI in my wrists

oh well

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>he is unironically anglo

>>67330733
still would have to put trousers on for the delivery man

MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!

>>67330744
>nightlife
Must be quieter in winter, was pretty wild when I was there

although I did do pleb tier pub crawls a couple of times they were always good craic and busy

>sights
I suppose one of the problems is that the whole city's pretty old and nice looking that nothing sticks out that much

The left denounces people like me as bigots for standing up for true liberal principles which made Western civilisation great in the first place.

>>67330797
guarantee the person who made this never had a job

>>67330815
>still would have to put trousers on for the delivery man

Why?

>>67330790
He threw his back out last night fucking your mum n sis.

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Why is wanting to deport illegal immigrants (people who entered the country illegally and have no right to live there) seen as a bad thing?

We have laws for a reason. Nobody is exempt.

Fifth (5th) girl that I've brought home drunk in the past 2 months and couldnt get my dick hard

Does nofap actually work?

>>67330792
I know how it works. just don't know how the elector of the congressional district gets chosen

>>67330797
don't think UPS just hires anyone

>>67330842
because the (((mainstream media))) tells people that it's bad to dislike immigrants

>>67330808
Don't think he understands what cancer is 2bh

>>67330752
moved many times around GDN at night and theres nothing scary, just a bunch of arabs/blacks sittin and doing nothing with a bunch of cops walking around too
stalingrad before the police cleansing was the real deal, legion of crackheads going brazy at night everynight of the week

>>67330833
don't want a middle aged paki to glimpse my goolies

>>67330824
what are your true liberal principles?
being a bloody racist?
thought so

>>67330851
haha

>>67330834
>yank """"""""banter"""""""

hmm ahh yes

*writes something down*

ahh yes indeed...

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How can a person be illegal?

>>67330579
>>67330611
>>67330618
>>67330631
>>67330641
Oh. That's good to know. There's a bunch of ~news~ saying that you guys are really worried about him and that you tried to sign a petition to get him banned from the UK.

>>67330842

because nobody is illegal we're one human family

>>67330852
Separate election where you pick about 8 people, like London council elections.

>>67330869
>aussies get frozen fanta in Maccies

Jealous desu

>>67330885
They can't, but calling them aliens was considered racist

>>67330885
They do not have documentation certifying that they are legally allowed to exist within the confines of a country

the club venue was very good but also very funny
the sort of people you'd expect to go to a club and then some middle aged Portuguese blokes

>>67329906
RG is a meme and doesn't mean anything these days.


t. i employ people

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/gf2017/ r-right?

new
>>>/fit/39390115

>think I'm a radical centrist
>I'm actually just a supporter of classical liberalism

aha yes

>>67330936
employ THIS

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A N N E

>>67330851
yeah im on 5 day nofap rn and im able to talk god while unlocking my 13 chakra

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>>67330882
>*writes something down*

was eating some cashews earlier and I noticed they look like arses and I couldn't stop laughing

shit day otherwise

>>67330842
You just don't like brown people mate, it's OK to admit it. We are all rorkes here.

>>67330910
>Separate election where you pick about 8 people, like London council elections.
wat

i thought the whole point of it was to make this part of it not democratic to offset the bad parts of democracy

when do these elections happen

>>67330919
why do we have borders lol

>>67330946
Ahahahahaha

>>67330950
replied~

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>>67330919
>move to another part of your planet without scribbling your name on a piece of paper
>apes with guns whose ancestors moved to that same part of your planet without scribbling their names on little bits of paper chase you out

American 19th century presidents seem like highly virtuous Anglo men with admirable ideas lads

>>67330946
enjoy this image every time it gets reposted

>>67330946
>Forget the previous question.

oh dear
oh dear oh dear

drinking milk

*winks at you with a white moustache*

>>67330946
you posted this before
stop worrying about it and just move on muppet
also
>heck yeah
cringe

>>67331004
where did it all go wrong?

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>armed group of apes physically move me to a certain demarcation of 3D space because i lacked the piece of paper stating that i was allowed to exist in another area of 3D space

>>67331026
don't EVER do that to me again
*jabs you in the throat*

i get a little bit genghis khan

daily reminder Kate Bush was a one hit wonder

>>67330972
thats drawing you fucking mong

>>67331004
Could not name a single 19th century president apart from Lincoln thb

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dont know where i am going wrong lads

>armed group of apes physically move me to a certain demarcation of 3D space because i lacked the piece of paper stating that i was allowed to exist in another area of 3D space
what did he mean by this??

>>67331049
*becomes woke*

borders make no sense

>>67330842
why do people even ask questions like this on fucking 4chan? you know what answers you're going to get

>>67331049
woah, WOAH, when you put it like that it really makes me think

our guy hamilton got pole lads

>>67331054
you're mum's bush was a one hit wonder

>>67331049
feels good to have both a first world north american and european passport.

>tfw complete freedom of movement in the EU, UK and Canada

>>67331077
reddit just called me a racist

countries are a social construct

just imagine

if you've had a wank to lesbian porn you've wanked to literal gay porn


refute this

*bing bong on the PA system*
this is a staff anouncement
i am doing a poo
that is all
*bing bong*

on 8th day nofap and am able to fly at mach 1 lads woooo
*take off and go for a quick pret a manger in london before flying back to my room before an anon has the time of blinking his eyes*

gfs are a social construct

>>67331123
so?

>>67331026
*licks the dried bits off milk from your moustache*

hehe x

might crush the bourgeois later desu

>>67331131
wanked to actual gay porn as well. doesn't make me gay

>>67331147
limiting where a human can roam in this shared planet is ridiculous

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>Caught with 1 tab of LSD
>receive 7 years in prison
>Caught with 50 tabs of 1P-LSD
>receive nothing because possession is legal under the psychoactives bill

>>67331139
very slow eye blinking there then mate

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reminder for friendless lads

>>67331168
So I can live in your house then?

lads
I am a social construct
*breaks the space-time continuum*

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janny always delete chess threads after I have posted solutions to them.

but he/she does it only when I post the correct solutions (which is 95% of the time). I do not post if I am not at least 95% certain that the solution is correct and continue to lurk in the shadows, watching.....

anyone ever smell cum when you're out an about?
wonder what causes it

http://www.zeitauktion.com/en/omega-seamaster-600-herrenuhr-handaufzug-edelstahl-vintage-von-1964-raritaet-162305

yes/no?

>>67331186
yes

reality is a social construct

watch out lads joe rogan is in the thread
if you don't agree that we're all just space monkeys he'll do a double leg takedown on you

on day 12 of nofap and I can leave my physical envelope and reach heights the common mensch has never reached

>>67331211
you cause it x

society is a social construct

reality is what you can get away with

*Opens DSM V*
*looks up "Extreme Mental Derangments"*
>rorke
>rasheed
>bizarro rorke
>bizarro rasheed
>rorksheed

exercises the ol noggin

>>67331169
the war on drugs in general is the stupidest thing ever.

>>67331211
probably you not washing properly, if you can smell it then everyone else definitely can too you wrongon

social construct is a social construct

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>>67331216
not a fan of gold or rose gold unless you're a woman or you're like pic related

>>67331169
>Caught with 1 tab of LSD
>receive 7 years in prison

hyperbole, yes?

>>67331221
ah cheers me old mucka

*flicks my muddy boots off onto your floor and rests my sweaty feet on your table*

put the kettle on mate I am parched

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>>67331198
No, lad. I am a social construct.

You are the Pillsbury Doughboy.

social constructs is a social construct

>>67331250
>>67331283
nah it isn't me
it will be particular streets or locations
but it's unmistakably the smell of cum

>>67331211
linden trees

>>67331004
Yeah they were all great men desu

>>67331169
>receive 7 years in prison

you and I both know you wouldn't though

not in the government's best interest to lock people up for possession

>>67331277
what war on drugs?

might socially construct myself some lunch desu

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T'BUHT ERT LUBRUL MEEJUH

>ingesting a group of organic molecules in the 'wrong' formation will result in your own molecules being locked into a small room for many rotations of the earth around the sun

>>67331004
>Buchanan
>Jackson

nah

I get that you lot have some weird affinity for aussies, but every one of their posters seems like they're 12 years old.

Just cant get into their edgy comedy

most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

>>67331216
ah yes 700 euro for some round thingthat can show time
very impressive

>>67331283
>if you can smell it then everyone else definitely can too

went through a god awful time for a month or so where I didn't wash much and it's pretty grim knowing people would smell cum on me haha

>>67331353
read this post

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Nailed it.

>>67331315
I meantttttt you're so hot you cause people to cum when they see you lol ;o x

reality is subjective

>>67331374
why did you do that

Everything bar heroin and its derivatives should be legalised and regulated imo.

>>67331339
kek

>>67331324
you sound like some sort of right wing looney
the government wants to lock as many people up as possible because all of the the prisons are private, and the more people they lock up the more money prisons make
most of that money is then funnelled into the pockets of the higher ups in the government

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giving the synapses a workout

>>67331249
keep trying to do nofap but legalporno is the bane of my existence

generally get a week or 10 days or so in before I cave

>>67331353
did a poo outside because i couldn't retain myself and i wanted to poo too hard

>>67331346
woah
my neurones are on overdrive

NEW

>>>/fa/11948545
>>>/fa/11948545
>>>/fa/11948545
>>>/fa/11948545
>>>/fa/11948545

going to bed lads

reminder that brexit is happening and trump is president

good night

>>67331407
we're not yanks

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>>67331431

last showered at 8am friday morning, 5 wanks since then, bellend absolutely PONGS

>>67331385
the cuck has a point this time
but is this photoshopped?

>the slaughter of almost any other species on the planet by the million is a state sponsored industry but kill 1 homo sapiens and you will be locked up for life
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmnmm

>>67331433
*president-elect

>>67331393
just stayed in my room for ages, wanked a lot, drank and smoked whenever I wasn't wanking

probably the so called """depression""" kicking in

>>67331424
reckon this is the most honest summary of french social structures i have ever seen

>>67331407
you're the one who sounds like a looney here 2bh

>>67330963
What a forward young man you are.

>>67331318
hmm this could be it
>>67331387
oh orite thanks mate

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Neighbors having Bonfire and they did not invite me.

>>67331397
Heroin should too desu

The old British Model (now used in Germany and Switzerland but banned here) involved prescibing small doses of heroin to addicts with the idea of weaning them off ultimately.

That was back when it was a middle class addiction though

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Me and some mates at the beach house

>>67331397

nothing inherently bad about opiates

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moi

>>67331487
CHESTER
H
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>>67331445
That's because humans aren't food and do not need to be killed

whose dick do you need to suck to get on the electors slate for one of the parties to get on the electoral college?

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>>67331503

>>67331487
fairly certain that belts go on your waist mate

>>67331407

they should just build a giant wall around the country and say we're all under arrest

>>67331431
>jeans are for chavs

neck yourself you mong

>>67331434
>>67331465
fuck off you both know i'm right

>>67331444
Nope.

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/797468518774165504

>>67331522
mine!
*unzips*

>>67331431
>>>/fa/11949362

Me in the middle

>>67331476
>Neighbors
FOY

what do people in their mid 20s wear on their feet lads

feel like I'm too old for trainers now

>>67331538
nasty nasty little Hanif

>>67331518
Neither do animals, a human can survive on a vegan diet

*Remembers FONT spamming*

*shudders a little*

>>67331542
*runs magnifying glass over your willy*

there we go