chinatown edition
korean pop
>>67298946
is it really you, caralad?
cara is shit desu lads
>>67298946
I'd like to grab her by the pussy
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
ladssssssssssssss ff
>>67298974
yes m8
>>67298977
ngl I forgot i did it the first time
Man of the people he is.
*plants old glory into this thread*
Asking myself some hard questions lads
Invited or not, here I am.
Business idea: continue posting anime
I am gay.
>>67299026
roka makes me hard too... you sure know how to make my willy tingle estonia
>>67299019
for the people, not of the people
*dances*
hm whats behind there
>>67299058
bit gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibom8aAnxPY
>>67298967
why did you delete your reddit account?
WHY DO THEY HATE US SO MUCH
REEEEE
>spent all week making pastas and pepes to spam after hilary won
>fucking trump won
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>67299026
you're always welcome Estonia, you've got a decent capital city to do a stag do in.
>>67299061
Roka is the bestest girl of them all.
>>67299094
Greater London
>>67299019
I can't tell if that is a shoop
>>67299033
What is wrong with people who crop images?
>>67299125
because they aint us x
>message me out of the blue to ask how I am
>don't respond back to my response over a half hour later even though she's shown to be online
what did she mean by this
>>67299125
Let the race war commence
>>67299135
agreed, i have a soft spot for pukey-chan too though
Dear Brits, I have a question.
How do you feel about locations names in UK like Essex, Middlesex. Do they sound funny or annoying for you? Because of that "sex".
>>67299125
success breeds jealousy
>>67299143
>europoors
>>67299143
national disgrace
>they will still be the same in europe
It's 8am and I've been up all night so far. When I look around the room everything seems far away. Like the dimensions of the room got really big but the objects stayed the same size. Whats really weird is that even when I close my eyes, it feels as though I'm in a big open space. Apparently it's called Alice in Wonderland syndrome (saw it on an episode of House) and it happens when sleep deprived to some people but I've never met anyone else who understands what I mean by it.
Wonder if I'm going mental sometimes.
>>67299106
I made it 20 seconds in.
>>67299196
essex no, middlesex yes
>>67299194
Balls shot up into my stomach
waiting for my brother to go to the pub then I'm going to blast some kpop and have a mad one haha
>>67299019
that lion looks sad as fuck
>>67299182
She found someone more interesting to talk to
>>67299178
The dutch arent white
>>67299196
not really
Bf sent me this.
>>67299196
short answer yes with an if
long answer no with a but
lads
Looking at the people you may know section on Facebook, and it's just full of cunts that I hate.
>>67299239
>the weak should fear the strong.jpg
>>67299300
>People you may know
>
>>67299300
they're out having sex tonight
>>67299215
I didn't read a single word of this
>>67299188
F-fug i was planning on posting that very image next.
oh well. Dno about pukey, Sakura is second best tho.
>tfw waiting for vol.5 of the manga
>>67299257
so does the kid
my farts are borderline unbearable atm. more updates after fish n chips
Cheap meals that I often have:
Baguette dipped in gravy
>>67299106
he used to work for trump lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69GUXVL9QOw
Hard to believe that they managed to fuck the CoD4 remake
>>67299121
why are you staking him again?
>>67299257
Its not a real lion x
https://twitter.com/lfimdancing/status/796852034230071296
night out with the yank gf
>>67298967
british pop
>>67299282
Brilliant
>>67299106
Is he /our guy/?
>>67299331
never really grew fond of sakura desu, always thought she was just kind of there
reminder that white people got lucky because they had better seeds and better animals and stuff and africans and papua new guineans had no natural resources x
When is thundercUck gonna take that stick out of his arse.
>Brexit means less funding for my job, so it's bad.
>Donald Trump is misinformed on vaccines, therefore Clinton was the better candidate.
He's not laughing anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD3BOloZI_M
>>67299022
>>67299022
It's too late to have morning glory.
>>67299408
Isn't it funny
>>67298946
Shit post
>>67298967
Superb post
>>67299196
Essex doesn't have a proper hard (maybe the wrong word) 's' for sex sound. Hard to explain. Middlesex is (to me) middle then sex, middle-sex. I guess maybe it sounds a bit odd if i think about it cause haha sex but there are so many other plces tat sound like essex and middlesex that it's too common to be called weird.
>>67299357
I'm a fan of him
It's a Katy episode
>>67299196
Google mexicans saying hey ese
It's like that with an x on the end
>>67299394
She was pretty qt in the OVA though
tag a lad who would devour this Kinder pancake.
>>67299477
what a brillant idea
>>67299467
you do know >>67298967 isn't him right?
>>67299408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdvEUxCN5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC1NGWM8gP8
NEED to cum inside someone's body
>>67299395
Meanwhile in Australia possibly the easiest place to live in the world (for a small population) Aboriginals were living for 40,000 years barely invented fire, could make half a hut (didn't really need shelter a lot) and still don't know what a wheel or metal is.
>>67299506
why are you lying, luddie?
>>67299395
White people are evil.
>>67299492
calling scotland yard
(brit)
oh wait, carry on
>>67299529
I haven't done that since I got a bf 5 years ago. Good luck.
>>67299492
*tags myself*
Is posh offensive? if I asked this british manager of mine if his accent is posh, would he be offended?
>>67299492
>Coffee cup on top of the pancake and chocolate
>Non-melted chocolate inside the pancake
Truly gourmet
need to cum inside a sock
doing a squizz on the deep web
whites will all die soon
cant wait
>>67299576
he might get offended if he's posh
Gave Cat some 'zza. Ran out of food for him, but I'm not going to the shop tonight.
>>67299576
it's not offensive, coming from a yank though it'll probably sound like a normal innocent question
decided im drinkng tonight
>>67299492
Way too chocolatey for me. Never been a huge chocolate fan. I enjoy it but can't eat much without it feeling sickly. I'll run through a packet of haribo like i haven't eaten in a year though.
What kind of food do they serve on you uni campus?
We have lots of gourmet shit
Also a bar on campus
>Oi mate can you get us some drink from the offy?? She'll suck you off for it hahaha
Not a fan of the new Xbox One dashboard update.
Anyone got sauce on Hillary voting on a wall a few years ago? Want to trigger some lefties
Post the Brit relayed memes or you're dead
>>67299626
me too
Bought a litre of voddy and a bottle of tia maria
christmas alcohol deals are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_tuMjl8DY
>>67299626
Paddy's log Day #567 and I have decided to drink tonight. This makes it my 567th night of drinking since I started this log.
>>67299668
ite lads, my bird binned me off for a older man, back to spending friday nights on /brit with takeaway and foreign beer. cool.
>>67299655
me on the left
>>67299655
Second from right has cracking chebs. Would buy the drink for her
>>67299655
Might ask for ID
>>67299690
HaHaHaHahahaha
>>67299707
>>67299690
laughed at this post
doing some blow with the lads tonight
>>67299690
Didn't laugh at this post, but it was ok.
Just smoked some hash for the first time and waiting for it to kick in.
Wonder how it compares to weed.
Just to let you know, you're in the presence of the Phantom Typer
>>67299668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yR-tvxrDxA
>>67299655
Two gurls on the right have cracking pairs of tits.
>>67299270
if the dutch aren't white who are
>>67299359
yeah right next thing you're telling me father christmas isn't real
https://twitter.com/DougStanhope/status/796565171447574529
hmm
>>67299707
Need to get a gf for a bit to break away from the drinking alone on brit and eating junk food on weekends problem I have
Think Cat liked the 'zza, he's on the stairs now.
>>67299769
(Have a method)
>>67299769
Is that fast?
>>67299668
>>67299619
Heretics was god awful, which is a shame because God Emperor was good
>>67299769
>making any mistakes
>at all
binned
>>67299736
>>67299729
reddit tier humor desu
>>67299805
>>67299808
It's fairly fast, yes.
*Types this response faster than you can type one letter*
>>67299707
what beer
>>67299770
>tfw cant find Jamaica Lager Beer in Aus
>>67299804
what za was it la
ill tell you if you just blew up his kidneys/liver and murdered him
>>67299811
>Heretics was god awful
Ummm no sweetie, one of the best along with Chapterhouse. x
>>67299844
ah yes the old take a photo between two uggos so you look better gimmick
>>67299859
Nerd
>>67299707
what man?
>>67299859
Must be quicker for you without a pass than with it
mad
>>67299859
My fastest on tenfastfingers is 145 but I don't seem to be able to do it again. Averaging 130
Blaming it on the alcohol
>>67299550
just find it amusing you're stalking some randomer
>>67299862
quite enjoy a red stripe me
>>67299903
>Must be quicker for you without a pass than with it
>>67299860
Tyskie, cause its cheap in the local Pole Sklep.
ah yes, another friday night alone, very impressive
>>67299867
Bit of this. I made it myself, so I know it's tolerable for him. Dough is butter, salt, sugar, yeast.
>>67299883
>just find it amusing you're stalking some randomer
bruh, look at this DOOD
Omg just dun a big jobbii in the pan n ma we sis went mm a luv Milky Way Krispy rolls Pmsl fire in doll mare lit crispy duck fi Chinese xx
>>67299935
That pizza looks a bit old mate it's got fungus all over it
>>67299890
*Fingers your gf with his fast fingers*
>>67299903
My life is crazy in a way that people wouldn't understand, yes. This typing hgets me up to all sorts of shenanigans...like typing really fast and showing off to brit h-h-h-hahaha
*puts on cloak and disappears into the night*
>>67299980
another good post
me on the right
>>67299933
just bought a few dem myself
>>67299909
>randomer
you can stop pretending now
i enjoyed your blogs about the archery range
>>67299960
good post
>>67299889
Why do pakis like you hate British culture so much?
>>67299769
Phantom typer mate I've been after you.
I've been trying to learn to type the proper way and not just smashing my index finger all over the job.
My question is, do you use each finger for the key that it's mean't for like in pic related or do you sort of mostly follow it but do your own thing on some keys cos it's more comfy?
Also do your fingers recent to the default position after hitting each key?
>>67300001
>that fucking FAS mong second from the right with a full bottle of vodka at 13
Right I've had enough of you bellends for one night, time to play dishonored 2. Don't wait up.
>>67300029
forgot pic
>>67299576
People might act offended but really they're quite flattered to be called posh.
>>67300052
good lad
>>67300052
what time are you coming back? will be waiting for you desu
>>67300029
Giving yourself (You)'s
teeny bit pathetic
are italians white?
World Cup of Darts was on TV here really large crowd. Is it just a thing for people to go and party or is there a genuine crowd of loyal viewers for darts?
Really considering asking the qt cafeteria worker round to mine for a drug sesh
>>67300093
not really he types that post so quickly it isnt really any effort
playing the new doom
d-did they really think fucking about with hell, hell energy, and demons was a bright idea?
>>67299784
Confusing post
just found out my girlfriend's parents are millionaires haha
should probably stop cheating on her desu
>>67299988
jesus chroist I thought I was pretty fast
wasnt aware just how quick you were
*doffs hat*
>>67300058
Forgot pic.
>>67300058
This is NOT me.
>>67300029
>Forgetting the pic
I do my own thing because it's more comfy though.
I use all of the fingers and my thumb on my left hand and just tw of the finger on my right hand.
No idea if that's the proper way, I learnt by spamming 'selling sword' on Runescape.
I say "blimey" too much.
Do you have any weird words you say too often?
doing a shopping spree lads
https://www.badrhino.com/
>>67300052
See you in 10 min when you get the urge to post.
Daily reminder that celts, Latinos and Africans are the best fighters
I for one could knock any English """man""" out
Too many bogans posting here
>>67300094
There's a gradient from white-darkie, Italians and other mediterraneans are just to the left of white
t. expert on colours
>>67300019
>matt blog posts about work, avataring with chewy all the time
>gets doxxed
>stops blog posting
>meanwhile I keep korean pop posting
lmao
>>67300127
>qwerty
pleb
forgot pic
>>>67300127
No, definitely don't do that.
I use just two fingers on my right hand as it makes more sense that way whilst moving my left over the whole of the board.
me shaparoning the ladies
>>67300147
shouldn't you be McGregor posting in /eire/
>>67300019
Don't think I've seen you for a while crayonlad.
Saw a pic in the clothes shop of a family wearing hideous clothes. They were all white and I felt that was quite racist.
Nobody seemed to care, certainly not the minorities around me.
What has the internet done to me
>>67300128
>>67300176
What the fuck. Questioning whether it's even worth learning the proper way now. Fucksake.
>>67300166
found lately I've gotten awfully addicted to those roasted cajun chicken breast packs they have in most supermarkets (lidl and tesco's being the best by far) will probably have 3 packs in a week
are they particularly unhealthy? I mean, they're only about 150 calories a pack and don't seem to rate too high in any of the nutritional % stats (even the salt) but I can't imagine they're that seemingly innocuous when they're so fucking good ..
Can't even drink beer anymore. I mean, can't down a few cans of bitter drinks. I guess fasting for days did a number on me that I can't stand bitterness anymore.
>>67300128
I don't see the point of learning the proper way 2bh.
I use all the fingers of my left hand and only my index and middle finger on the right hand (apart from my little finger to backspace and press enter.
I blame it on playing videogames a lot when I was growing up, where the right hand would be on the mouse 99% of the time.
>>67300194
That may be so
>>67299784
>some dumb woman named after a game for the elderly run by a company called mecca gets comatose and then some other dumb women take a selfie so trump is responsible for rape culture
anyone here with a small willy?
Phantom typer I'm quite fast but have plenty of room for improvement. Can I become your apprentice please?
>>67300214
Stop drinking shitty IPAs then
I swear it took me years to like beer because my m8s kept giving me IPAs and saying I should like them. They're fucking shite.
>>67300243
yeah you lmao
>>67300159
i was talking about your blog posts on your reddit account
>>67300208
Honestly lad, if it wouldn't cement me as the safest cunt on brit I'd record a short video and slow it down to show you.
There's literally no point learning the standard way as that's exactly what it's for, to get you to type at an average speed.
I keep my left hand in the same position that covers the centre of the board up the the T/H/B keys and it barely moves, just my fingers with my palm resting just below the left hand.
The right side of my hand just uses two fingers that flies around that side of the board because that way you can account for any unique symbols (full stops, enter key etc, using shift to capitalise something etc)
Ian Wright winning the poppy top trumps
>Write out post
>Complete post
>Press tab
>Press tab
>Press enter
>>67300147
>tfw dutch people only do meme kickboxing and thaiboxing
Gonna beat the brakes off you runts with a 4ft pipe wrench
watching kitten academy
>>67300210
there really is a range of emotions here
>bored
>tired
>angry
>happy
>excited
>judgemental
>worried
>startled
I don't even know what knock off superman is feeling on the right hand side but I'd go with something close to disgruntled disgust.
>>67300246
*Welcomes you into the force*
Promising signs there la. You'll be impressing all the g-g-grills in no time h-h-haha.
>>67300220
Good lad, exact same, the proper way is shit, not sure how anybody would use the proper way it just feels unnatural.
>>67300214
>>67300253
force cheap lager down your neck, you'll soon appreciate the finer things in life
>>67300264
Ludders is a fucking embarrassment, is there any area of his life that doesn't scream "I'll commit suicide by 35"?
fucked up on the 10fastfingers thing because I forgot how to spell TWICE
don't ask me how its possible
feel a bit sick :(
I type at average 130WPM and I only use three fingers on one hand and two on the other
need to start using more finger me thinks
>>67299143
That'll teach you for even thinking of giving money to yanks
*uses racism to rise to power*
>>67300265
Please record said video. I'm DYING to be able to type fast.
>>67300265
Saddest, not safest*
>>67300124
w-wew
>tfw too intelligent to type
>>67300264
never gone on reddit my entire life
>>67300266
so much #respect
>>67300180
Karl?
>>67300259
oh fuck off
>>67300344
NEVER mock the phantom typer
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that black cunt
>>67300277
Atleast you have overeem
>>67300337
I dinosaur claw it. One fringer (the pointy finger) on each hand pointed vertically downward for typing. It may be slower but it's extremely precise. Saves you time in the long run because you never make mistakes.
anyone who beats phantom typers record gets a blowjob off an australian
>>67300390
Greater London
>>67300388
i'm being serious lad
i want to be fast
Like one of the few things to appreciate when you're gay is when you've got an erection and use it to amuse your bf. Like, I used to swipe things off counters haha.
>>67300390
doxxed ;)
Hey animefags, how does it know you're growing up in a world where manly animes like
Cyber City Oedo 808, Dominion Tank police, Angel Cop , Bubblegum Crisis, AD Police, Crying Freeman, Fist of The North Star, Outlaw Star etc and instead have shitty moe moe moe creating nothing but peadophiles.
>>67300366
Literally shits respect
Matthew Ludford is among us
>>67300361
dont know who youre trying to fool
>>67300425
>animes
Didn't read your post past this.
>>67300401
screeching
thats how my nan types
she averages perhaps a word every 3 seconds
>>67300425
where animes like [list] are no longer the common thing.*
>>67300416
*swipes that smile off of your face*
doing a howl to all of luddy's damage control in this thread
@67300340
Fuck off Rasheed.
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
That's not all of it
*forces your arse*
THAT'S all of it
>>67300425
there is literally nothing stopping me from watching any of those
who else moans like a girl when they get fucked?
>>67300413
My girlfriend is literally about 5 minutes away and she doesn't know I autistically have a personality on an online image board based around my autistic typing speed.
Will unironically record a video for banter and post it tomorrow or something.
>>67300464
Sorry 'anime' like [list]* you wee peado.
I'm cack handed and can't type past about 85 words per minute
Enjoy Ludders posting until the yank turns up and ruins it
>>67300497
tad bent
@67300367
made you look you little gobshite now get out of brit
>this norwegian whos got a stick up his arse because the crayon pop autist started ignoring him
llf
>>67300500
I bet you watch gay anime like Gifuu Doudou.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
My two rich white female english roomates stopped talking to me because I am a chicano and voted Trump
What do? They pay most of the rent
>>67300522
Daily Dose
Easy
Cannot wait for healthcare to actually become affordable for people that aren't poor blacks again
Ah yes, modern family where an effeminate straight man plays a gay man.
Does NOT represent me.
How about that Dylan who actually IS gay? Makes you think.
Can't believe Obama is actually, literally going to just let Donald Trump take take power. Doesn't he see what a massive danger having him in charge of the U.S. nuclear arsenal could pose? He needs to declare martial law and sieze control while he still can
I have a masters in science studies
then I stumbled upon 4chan some years back and now I can barely count to 6
>>67300552
Ask someone who cares in a different thread
>>67300552
had this on repeat for the last two days
How come all these pakis have Aussie flags?
me on the right, about to launch one of you little runtlets into orbit
>>67300552
rape them
>>67300595
very blunt for you
>>67300541
Never watched Keiji, but can't be anyworse than lucky star or whatever one people are using now for waifus.
Christopher sent me this.
>>67300522
Moly must be relived he still has a ""job""
>>67300593
>masters in science studies
>I can barely count to 6
that's 2 more than you could before
please someone rub my belly
Work tomorrow
Feels bad man
Hate the gay Romanian so much
>the majority of whites that voted Obama are the majority that voted Trump
Aahhhhhh yes millions of people voted trump because they are racist
Hate the Romanians so much
>>67300522
Everything about that Lacy Green is awful.
>>67300654
*rubs your belly*
*puts a hand behind your back and a bit lower down your bum*
Haha, whoops.
>>67300625
Utterly sick and tired of yank politics posting in /brit/ and the runts that enable it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJXE8R1gByM
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
look at her
>>67300499
Nice one, look forward to it
>>67300632
Depends what you like, I have no idea what people are watching now though as I haven't watched any new anime in a couple of years, I only know that Drifters got an anime.
>>67300661
nah you're mistaken mate tomorrow is saturday!!!! hahaha melon!
>>67300682
doxxed :)
met stephen merchant walking around hollywood alone and I called him a goggle eyed freak
>>67300457
tell matt I said hi
Just went to buy a 20 bag there and a family carrier full of IRA men pulled up and shot my kneecaps off
Fuck sake aha I'm in an awful lot of pain has anyone any aspirin
>>67300522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3aCL4ctNo
>>67300663
>>67300681
Rasheed.
>>67300696
*hides*
>>67300696
This. They need to fuck off to /pol/
@67300710
Shit off to /a/, you paki creep
moved onto a bottle of Staropramen, reading the label its brewed in Burton not Prague. BREXIT!
>>67300723
hes a national treasure you bastard
took the gf for a walk
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478805082420.webm
B E N
C A R S O N
>>67300724
matt says hi
>>67300723
He didn't call you fatty as soon as he saw you
>>67300763
this should be illegal tbf
>>67300731
>I love the browning of America
>You've been browned
lel
>>67300774
lol
>>67300654
*rubs you cock instead*
haha whoops sorry lad didn't mean to make you cum
>>67300731
>I win Cenk, I win
need a bf
>>67300789
>Oh I know
top slag
>>67300763
what the fuck is this?
C A R S O N
>US President-elect Donald Trump has said in an interview he is open to leaving intact key parts of President Barack Obama's healthcare bill.
>they actually thought he was going to be the new Hitler
/pol/ on suicide watch, you've voted in another fucking establishment shill
>>67300763
I wish kinksters would keep their shit in the bedroom
Just because you get off to public humiliation doesn't mean everybody wants to see it
>>67300522
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kXp6wOg6pxM
Based
can't wait for fever dreams tonight
>>67300822
hi i'll be your bf
sucking shit out of your dogs arse
>>67300822
have a bf.
good luck find a normal one besides nhs-preps.
>>67300892
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that gsome good shit
Anyone in bucks want to go for a pint?
I am DEADLY serious
>>67300904
>bender
>normal
pick one and only one
>>67300910
how deadly?
>>67300910
bryants bottom
>all these pro-Trump retards
I really hope you guys are just enjoying the predictable but still insurmountable libtard butthurt his victory has caused, and not actual unironic legit Trump fans
>>67299389
>comma
what did he/she mean by this
honestly reckon trump will be a very moderate president for america.
>>67300312
cheap lager is easily the best though
don't understand this poncy beer gimmick, give me a can of red stripe any day of the week