/brit/

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korean pop

>>67300903
Me throwing digs at my enemies

>>67300930
*jangles car keys*
DEADLY serious

>>67300904
how do you find a normal one?

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.........moe anime.............

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>>67300903
karen

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korean pop posters

>>67300946
sorry mate don't drink and drive or associate with anyone that does

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>dad got sectioned earlier

I could have done more

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Kyary pop

>>67300723
https://youtu.be/N_zz6G7GCdk?t=2m44s

They definitely post on /brit/ lads, no doubt

>>67300967
why would he post this?

also source

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Ireland is.... cool.

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>owner of MTV, CBS and Paramount

just a coincidence

>>67300997
Tell us what happened lad

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>Would be happy if I was a normie
>Would be happy if I was a nerd
>Instead I'm stuck in the middle and I hate it

>>67301034
dad got sectioned

>>67300924
Hahaha, I know because the same standards of normal can't apply to gays right?

>>67300950
Easy. Common friends. Know each other for a couple of years before writing letters to each and sending books. Then you'll be pretty much normal.

want to listen to an album for the rest of the evening

taking applications now

>>67301024
Thanks mate, estonia's cool too

>>67301042
In greggs?

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Finished GITS:SAC lads and I must say that is one belting anime series.

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>>67301047
MBDTF

>>67300912
>>67300960
>>67301003
>>67301024
exceptionally cute, keep up the good work

>>67301045
>friends
fuck

>>67301065
me on the left, trying to cough as quietly as I can

>>67301047
Return to the 36 chambers: dirty version - ODB of wu tang

lads my cock is achingly hard

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>>67301047
https://youtu.be/kk1s8rmF3YQ

>>67301065
me on the left, cramming my mouth with wotsits

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478838139871.webm

BARE
U
M

>tfw student
Feels good being smarter than every single one of you.

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thoughts?

>>67301047
this on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAxKsT9CZQ4

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got kicked out of burgerking for ordering a bigmac

>>67301065
me on the left taking a suicide pill to stop suffering from how horrible my animation is

>>67301171
would lick every inch and suck your cock

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>>67301047

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw

>>67301193
you fucking gay or what?

not listening to any of that

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>>67301190
I told you the animation is good already.

hmmm

brown fluid has started leaking out from the base of my nail on my thumb

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>>67301047
Here

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G4CKmzBf5Cs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=76PHzENMQ04

might have a cup of tea and go to bed lads x

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>>67301047
The Dream Academy - The Dream Academy

Can't decide if she's attractive or not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la5d1S6jz9k

going to wank

>>67301235
yeah actually

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>>67301065
i'm still fucking mad

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sometimes I wonder if any girls post in /brit/

>>67301273
ok, talk to you tomorrow x

>>67301280
into my mouth i hope

>>67301303
good night

>>67301293
Major isn't a filthy nonce anyway.

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lads

>>67301280
need a hand?

>>67301312
post it

quite drunk now lads

>>67301300
Apparently some do

I don't believe it but if it's true I want one as a qt shitposting gf

>>67301292
bent twat!

I like tits and fanny, not cocks.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=rqNmDEcI4wM

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>beter dan

Umm sweetie, don't know what you're so triggered about, I'm not gonna have chidlren, already have a bf, and UK values are like a lot to me.

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Phantom typer I'm sure all these lads are using proper form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EXEpjSDEw

maybe it was worth learning, HUH

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actually quite impressed

how on earth does he do it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfvxtL9wO4w
GET ON THE FLO'

>>67301331
not really wanking is one of the easiest things you can do but thanks

I'm well aware that tomorrow's Saturday. That's why it feels so bad man

wish i was sean wrona

I can type faster if it's a stream of consciousness from my own brain instead of copying down something that someone has written already.

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Cracking open another Stella

>>67301389
hahaha what sort of shit job do y- hang on
smithy oi look at this soppy twat haha he's w-I SAID HE'S WORKING SATURDAYS HAHAHA
YEAH NICE ONE MATE
sorry what were we talking about?

The dutch arent white

>>67301410
the SCREAMS in london (or s omething)

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Did /brit/ see this kino?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4Qc9Q2xtM

>>67301300
likely. but they're likely of the same caliber of attractiveness and BMI as your good self

>>67301410
woah woah woah slow down

>>67301388
Not if you don't have a foreskin

Think of the poor yanks

Feel like the only way to transcend is to die at the peak of a tremendous acid trip

How do I talk to females?

>>67301350
poor taste

>>67301300
Statistcally there will be a few. Although all of the various attention whores the board has had over the years have said that they avoid us due to the ladposting.

>>67301448
completed it mate

>>67301439
I just want a qt I can talk to at this point

>>67301300
x

can we just make this a typing speed general

*gives (You) a (You)*

>>67301467
>ladposting

What do you mean by this?

>>67301388
yeah but it's nice having someone do it for you

>>67301458
Become vacuous and braindead

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WHY AREN'T YOU KUFFAR WEARING A POPPY???????

#80sChoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuvWq4NnTVo

Typing speed posters are worse than trainposters in every way

NEED some trainposting pls

>>67301520
nah become witty and charming like me

i can give tips

*pours you an Aeropress™ coffee*

Here you go, sweetie. Wakey wakey.

got a gf lads, she's great but I'm completely ambivalent about her

when I didn't have a gf all I wanted was a girl to talk to, hold hands with and go do things together with

but now I have one I feel just as empty as before

why does life have to be like this

>>67301458
remember they have literally nothing of value to add to any conversation so it's fine to just tune them out about 80% of the time.

seans unbelievable

i wonder if he has sex

>>67301439
So they're drop dead gorgeous?

>>67301537
I'm indoors

I need to get my twink arse fucked hard

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>>67301543
I can do bridges

>>67301567
Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea for me love

>>67301505
you don't know what lad posting is?

ahahaha oi Deano, this fucking shinpad don't know what lad posting is

DID YOU HEAR ME DEANO? W-WHAT? MATE YOU GETTING DRINKS IN? GET ME A STELLA PRONTO

*grabs pint*

aha cheers deany boy, yeah mate as I was saying earlier this little gumshield doesn't even know what ladposting is ahaha can you fucking believe it pal absolutely ridiculous

>>67301505
You think /brit/ was always like it is now? The talking of wanks, pooing, banter, etc was termed ladposting when we started to do it.

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>remember they have literally nothing of value to add to any conversation so it's fine to just tune them out about 80% of the time.

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In Birmingham lads

There's a girl I've known for 4 years and she's been dieting basically the whole time but is as fat as ever

Come together
Right now

>>67301570
You don't just get with her for the sake of having a gf, you have to like her

Vote now!

http://www.strawpoll.me/1150933
http://www.strawpoll.me/1150933
http://www.strawpoll.me/1150933
http://www.strawpoll.me/1150933
http://www.strawpoll.me/1150933

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Cat's eating the second slice of 'zza.

Odrade haters btfo.

about to head out for the nights lad. got me an adderall just in case i need help being social

>>67301632
bullring is looking good these days

>>67301664
runt life

>>67301542
Rreminder that Ferris Beuler killed two Irish women and his headteacher is a nonce.

Greater London is Zac

>>67301607
That looks more like normie posting

>>67301639
oh yeah

IN SWEET HARMONY

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Ah yesssss i bet this happened

>>67301570
This is my fear

I put too much faith in the idea that I'll find the perfect girl

>>67301653
>'zza
Haha alri gramps

>>67301689
His director killed two kids and an actor too

>>67301616
Roastie

>>67301646
Picked the English one 2bh

Fucking JFs

just ordered a 'nese

twice can't sing

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daytime /brit/ is far superior to this

god this is almost unreadable

>>67301711
Why would having your vagina grabbed require you to leave?

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>>67301809
>that face

>>67301577
no. their anime/wow avatars are no more reflective of their irl bodies as yours is of yours

>>67301809
why you posting pictures of my gf

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thoughts?

>>67301830
>why would a child want to go home after being sexually assaulted?
drumpfkins

Not a fan of daylight savings time desu

Guys, is it a normal business letter? I mean language and so.
-----------------------------------------------

Hi Frank,

Thanks for the letter, really appreciate that you strive to make our job easier.
In fact, that Wizard office chair looks great and I think it will be suitable for the new office in Hatfields. So could you please provide more details about it. Is it possible to place a bulk order? You mentioned a discount for orders placed in November, hence I assume we can get a decent discount on these? What is the exact amount if we order, say, 50 chairs?
By the way your new website is quite nice, really convenient and greatly refined.

Thank you.
Kind regards,

>>67301809
is it just me or does she have a moustache

>>67301881
Could do with some food in you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw&feature=youtu.be


Thoughts on this video?

>>67301881
>white

disgusting

>>67301881
would lick every inch and suck your cock

>>67301881
not gay but i'd worship and deepthroat your cock and let you squirt your hot load down my throat

3-0

>>67301586
suspecting that you might be a bit of a bender lad

>>67301881
need to get a butty down you lad

https://twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/795669853894037504

one of you lads posted this last night i think and i think its really good thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lBjcaMokvo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

choon

>>67301941
just a bit if I'm honest

>>67301916
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37953528

>>67301901
Yeah but you can tell it was written by a non-native

Everything is pretty much correct though

>>67300903
who the FRIG are you

>>67301916
very satisfying

>>67301936
>>67301938
I like tits and fanny!

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>>67301881
should I shave?

>>67301936
>>67301938
Ever so slightly not heterosexual

Woop woop
That's de sound of de police

>>67301901
>Hatfields

stay away!!

>>67301999
don't deny that you'd love to fuck a cute lad

>>67301988
rather gay, that

>>67302006
officer = (slave) overseer 2bh

While the Clintons and the Obamas made the Trumpers feel like in-bred morons, Trump was up there making them feel like freedom fighters. I explain this to you while you eat your cornflakes and I make your brother’s packed lunch. I put a couple of sweets in there because today requires sugar and I send you off to college with a shrill “it’ll be ok babe!”

It’ll be ok babe.

Because while he’s building walls and deporting immigrants and banning Muslims and setting up CCTV outside every mosque and making friends with Putin and torturing terrorist suspects and “bombing the shit” out of Syria, YOU will be growing up.

Trump cannot stop you. Brexit cannot stop you. Nobody and nothing can stop you from becoming the woman you want to be and changing the world into one you can live with.

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>>67302001
I'd say yes. Your facial hair leaves a lot to be desired. I'd get a better haircut too

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/797105882811211776

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>>67301809
getting a slight uncanny valley vibe from this 2bh

>>67301882
Weak excuse, no child wants to be at school
>they will literally be back at the vagina grabbing place the next day
Fucking state of womyn

https://youtu.be/qghzQPZpgw8?t=57s

fucking love karl lads

might watch an idiot abroad again

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- 4 (four) sausage biscuits from bojangles
- 1/2 (one-half) little caesars pepperoni 'za
- 3/4 (three-quarters) 2 liter purple drank
- 1 bag (one bag) of krispy kreme chocolate doughnuts

>>67302060
nice cock sucking lips
fancy wrapping them around my eight inch dick?

>>67301990
lol

>>67301999
Stop posting gay pics here then

>>67301052
y-you too.

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>having the heating on when the temperature is above 0c

fucking shandy drinking southerners

Got my pussy grabbed in greggs

>people who swerve to avoid animals on the road

You think when I'm doing 60 down a country road i'm gonna swerve and risk my own life and car to save a fucking spacker rabbit?

Would probably swerve for dog if the conditions were right

>>67302046

*pushes you over*

Stop talking about American politics or I'll fucking deck you, alright pal?

*turns around and walks off*

helo

>>67302154
shitaly

>>67302070
want to go to this valley

>>67302060
My haircut is good, but yeah i need to shave you'reright

need an account for kat

why the fuck

>>67302061
>>67301970
What is /brit/'s obsession with these two fucking oddballs exactly?

>>67302150
t. psychopath

mi ah tipsy mi ah onnah sensi

>>67302154
fed up of you paddies posting here

>>67302154
whats shakin italy

>>67302154
'ritaly

>>67301992
Thanks bro!

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Lena Dunham is a walking meme

>>67302177
piratebay still works

>>67302182
trying to force the next gimmick now that tim has petered out

>>67302046
>while he’s building walls and deporting immigrants and banning Muslims and setting up CCTV outside every mosque and making friends with Putin and torturing terrorist suspects and “bombing the shit” out of Syria
This is a world I can live with though, sounds really good 2bh

>>67302201
Much of their country recently

>>67302223
Greater London

>>67302150
Would only swerve for a dog because it would probably fuck my car up if I didn't

>>67302223
Can't they find something better?

>>67302217
She's Jewish

She also wants the genocide of all white men

>>67301990
>>67301998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw

my tummy aches

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>>67302225

Think I might be today's Tom Sawyer lads

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>>67302117
should really rearrange that extension tower.

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>>67302154
Bestaly

>>67302249
You can't get a single post right you bumbling mess

And why do you STILL think I'm the bender?

>>67302182
Nobody actually clicks links to social media sites do they?

>>67302276
*rubs your tummy*

someone's alone
someone's alone
in the city tonight

seen a skate video on youtube and reminisced of my teenage life when i was very good at skateboarding

>>67302309
Greater London

We have been shy conservatives for too long. The Left tells us what we can say & what we cannot say. No more. This is the turning point

>he's asolutely furious
this is know I know I'm right

>>67301916
always hate seeing anne being made fun of like that. i would protect her smile

>this is know I know I'm right

Is this even coherent English?

>>67302347
Say that to my face and we'll see just how tough you are you insolent little fascist slug

I'll turn your teeth into flour.

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>>67302347

>>67302386
>this poster
>white
pick one

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Have you ever went to a club by yourselves lads?

How'd it go?

>>67302279
Rasheed

>>67302347
racist and most likely a bigot

>>67302347
I never mention my politics to anyone unless it's a conversation about politics. In which case I still don't I just deconstruct other people's beliefs.

>>67302414
Reckon I could turn Cara straight desu.

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I'll translate:

dis is how man knows hes right pham

>>67302406
Statisically...

>>67302414
Went once, ended up fingering your mum out back by the skip bins

>Republicans closed over 800 polling stations for the election

ah yes, american "democracy"

>>67302414
went into the sweatbox popped a molly danced smoked a cig on the balcony once or twice chatted a girl without asking for her number or a follow up because i dont care and kept dancing until the sun went up
do that many times

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>I never mention my politics to anyone unless it's a conversation about politics. In which case I still don't I just deconstruct other people's beliefs.

>>67302479
misio

>>67302150
>work in an industrial park on the outskirts of the city
>fucking rabbits everywhere
>a new dead one on the roads of the park every morning
>meh
>come across a dead fox one morning
>cry a little

I guess you don't see them as often (and they remind me of my late dog)

>>67302414

Remember this one wally who was by himself and kept trying it on with this group of lasses and they kept pieing him off hahaha what a melt. Then he tried it off with a nerdy looking lass and she wasn't interested either, mortified x

>>67302414
yeah 2bh

went whatever

>>67302414
does she ever fucking smile

I work 9-5 Monday-Friday so when the weekend rolls around all I want to do is sit on my arse and mong out with some films or something like that

It's actually gotten to the point where I hate going out in fucking shite clubs and that

It's literally become a chore to go out with people

Fucks sake lads

>>67302414
went multiple times

only pulled once. Done doing it now as I feel too awkward the whole time

>>67302461
>tories cut labour seats so they maintain power
ah yes, british "democracy"

>>67302420
Rasheeda

why are you lot obsessed with sex and race?

get out more

>>67302541
its vogue

>>67302553
this, it's why I'm always here on /brit/

>>67302511
Ballycoolin?

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>>67302414
>going to a ""club""
top runtery

Just remembered I'm handsome :)

I've been following online alt-right groups for three years and watched them evolve from PUA forums to hate-fueled organizations

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any tights

NEED a qt British-"Asian" gf lads

>>67302585
strike a pose

>>67302623
haven't seen any
why do you ask?

>>67302511
>driving along country road one night
>OH FUCK A FOX
>twat it at 60
>look in rear-view
>in middle of road
>decide to move it
>pull into nearby lay-by
>walk upto it
>it's still breathing but obviously fucked
>go back to car
>grab tyre iron
>smack it in the head until it stop breathing
>throw it to one side
>fucked my car up

fucking fox

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477782898616.webm

>>67302579
I went out into a field once, it didn't change my perspective

Would you wank to a video of your ex/oneitis/girl you like getting fucked?

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Why do all girls cake themselves with a hideous amount of make-up. Do they think it looks good?

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tites

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NEED an aussie to hold hands with.
not anything more, i have a bf!

>>67302623
3>2>6>5>4>1

>>67302691

yes

>omg anon, just go outside!

Young men came to these online groups for tips on picking up girls & came out believing that it was up to them to save Western civilization

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>>67302629
this

Anyone got a spare will to live they wouldn't mind lending me?

MAJOR LAZER

>>67302615
>alt-right
FOY

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>tfw found my sister on pornhub and wanked to her
is this the end lads

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>>67302608
even if it was do you think I'd say it was?

surely you can't be serious

>>67302691
no 2bh, would end myself

>>67302623
3 > 1 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 2

I love british^^

>>67302748
post the video lad

>>67302748
Mate..

>>67302748
no
it's the beginning of something special

listening to radiohead

>>67302748

if my sister wasn't my sister i'd probably be dating her

Please please please let me get what I want

>>67302748
Why would you wank to it?

>>67302740
*pats down my jacket and trouser pockets*
*reaches into my left trouser pocket but only bring up a piece of hardened tissue that I forgot to take out before putting it in the wash*
Ah, sorry mate. Try asking Darren

>>67302629
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1141182966

>>67302695
I like girls without makeup actually

>>67302794
I said it before and got fedora'd but I'd love a gf with the personality of my sister.

>>67302748
That's scruffy as fuck that like

You southern?

>>67302671
me behind the camera

*brexits*

>>67302821
Fucking disgusting, far from qt

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>I'd love a gf with the personality of my sister.

>>67302695
Most of them look a right state without make-up, they need it to change their appearance

Make-up is lies

will honestly be voting for the phantom typer at the /brit/ awards next month for personality of the year

what a guy

>>67302908
Take the red pill bro!

*expresses my actual views*

>>67302920
t. phantom typer

>>67302662
you did the right thing 2bh. dunno why you posted that as though you were being edgy by doing it

gf doesn't know I start the biftas on a regular but I've been sat here absolutely monging about trying to type this sentence for about 10 mins

>>67302959
racist

>>67302959
this post made me yawn

>>67302806
Fucks sake alright, is he at the bar?
*looks over to Smithy at the bar*
OI DAZ... SMIFFY... SMIFFY... SMIFF... SMIFFY... OI SMIFFY... DARREN... DARREN... DAZ... OI DAZ... SMIFFY... SMIFF...fucks sake SMIFF... SMIFFY... OI SMIFFY LAD... YEAH SMIFF OVER HERE LAD, YOU GETTING THE ROUND IN? I SAID YOU GETTING THE ROUND IN? YEAH GET US A WILL TO LIVE WHILST YOURE UP THERE LAD... A WILL TO LIVE... A WILL TO- ah for fucks sake, NEVER MIND LAD JUST GET US A BECKS... A BECKS... A BECKS LAD NO DON'T COME OVE- oh for fucks sake smiffy you've lost your spot at the bar now silly cunt

>>67302920
don't know how he does it

very impressive

>>67302920
t. Phantom typer
You're an autist and your new found orbiters are no better

*belittles you in front of your peers*

>>67302917
And I wonder why, if you take care of yourself and be healthy of course they wont look like shit without make-up

But they're too busy "Gettin drunk with the gals this week XXX! LOVE YAS"

>>67302871
>azn
>qt
lel, good luck with that m8

ed???

are you there mate???????

Got called a spacker

>>67302983
you just perceived it as edgy as an internal projection of your own edgyness.

>>67303058
please wake up

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*besieges gondolin*

>>67303019
*pretends to not care to mask the deep psychological impact*

*sits on buttplug*

right, where were we?

>>67303019
*hooks you in the gabber*

>>67303082
how did you manage that?

>>67303008
>Daz and Smiffy
>Drinking Becks
They're Tooheys Extra Dry and XXXX Gold diehards lad

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>>67303008

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>it's an every girl I'm interested in getting into a relationship with already has a boyfriend episode

it's nothing but bloody repeats

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>>67303008
I'll have 1 tap water please

>>67303104
Angry with you creatures of the World.

>>67303153
every girl I know seems to have a boyfriend whether I'm interested in them or not, its fucked. I can only imagine it gets worse the older you get.

>it's an every guy I'm interested in getting into a relationship with is straight and already has a girlfriend episode

it's just so bloody painful

>channel I subscribed to yesterday uploaded its first video in over a year

HMMM....

*asks for 10 glasses of tap water*
*walks away from the bar*

>>67303237
bit gay

>>67303286
DEVILISH

trying to settle down with the proto-gf but girls keep messaging me on tinder

fuck the opps 2bh

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Slippin' in the lava lmao.

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Friends forgot about me and went out without me again lads

>>67303390
me in the white leading the fight against sexism in black

>>67303354
llf

>>67303354
genuinely cannot believe what im reading