/brit/

J-Pop

Found a picture of my great-great Grandmother standing with her five sons, all in military gear in front of the Australian flag, British flag, Imperial Japan flag and a few others

Fast forward 100 years and here's me, a direct descendent spending my time wanking to trannies and smoking biftas, feel like a massive disappointment haha

>yank OP


not too sure about this one lads

>>67276806

Which of the two is the British Army in the pic?

>tfw I was literally 2 weeks away from being born in Germany

Fucking dad got a job in America

http://www.helprefugees.org.uk/campaigns/rave4refugees/

lads, who's coming with me?

>>67276855
t. berber descendant

>>67276868
I was born in Germany

Da was stationed at an army base there

Wish I was born here t b h I feel less American because I was born overseas

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478783985801.webm

Youtube ruined the world

File: 1468819026195.jpg (29KB, 336x384px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 336x384px

>>67276868
>wanting to be german

>>67276871
>shit lineup
>truly shit venue

Nah, no thanks.

doing a poo lads

want pics?

File: Keep away! I hate humans!.gif (844KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

844KB, 500x281px

>>67276876

DELETE THIS.

how are the continental scumbags taking the news of the Trump victory?

>>67276868
would rather be american over german any day of the week lad

could literally outvape any of you cunts

>>67276922
Go 'ed

>>67276922
why are germans infatuated with poo

>fabric still closed down

wish I was a geezer

>>67276945
most of /brit/ seems to be so.

File: seselj-devenport-odbor-za-evropske-integracije-foto-tanjug-sava-radovanovic-1478781105-1032071.jpg (36KB, 640x426px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 640x426px

>>67276933

Playing patriotic protrump songs to Michael Davenport

wish i lived in anerica desu

learning to type the proper way

>>67276890

My dad was in the Army stationed in Germany and married a German woman. I have a Shitalian last name, even tho my dad is barely even a 1/4 italian. Life isn't fair

>>67276944
>>67276945
just flushed it

>>67276954
get over it faggot

wish i lived in norfolk

wish i lived in antarctica desu

bet you get mad good internet cos barely nobody is using the line

>>67276968
Come over

Boston is good if you want to feel like you never left Ireland (if you live in a city)

Rural northeast is good for that if you currently live in a small town

>>67276984
i have a swinger for a best mate, its a bit fucked

File: 1462127248617.png (301KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 600x600px

INSTALL LINUX

business idea: abnormie colony in antarctica

File: 3s.jpg (13KB, 407x482px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 407x482px

Mirror PoliticsVerified account
@MirrorPolitics
Downing Street insist 'irrelevant' Nigel Farage will not be go-between to Donald Trump

B T F O
T
F
O

>tfw jews turkeynecked me

>>67276954
just confess to your gf

women are very casual about boobies

Why is the media still fear mongering over Trump?

Would it not be better for everyone if they pushed a message of unity?

File: NoRich.png (11KB, 340x420px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 340x420px

>>67276991
>norfolk
Get a house in Durham.

File: 1443643206013.jpg (38KB, 552x827px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 552x827px

>>67277033
>Mirror

>>67277006
trump is going to make it really hard for us to come over
hes already promised to get rid of the J1 visa

>>67277046
because their side lost so they're grumpy

>>67276954
poof

frequently cheat on my gf and I couldn't care less

no riz left lads

can I use the "you are running short" paper if I lick it really hard or with the ink kill me

File: images.jpg (4KB, 303x166px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 303x166px

>mfw the Bosnian cunts at work don't know I know their language

File: 1474808365509.jpg (73KB, 592x492px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 592x492px

>>67276806
>lost against fucking niggers with spears

>yank OP copying someone else's usual edition
colour me surprised

>>67277033
kek

what does being the ambassador to the US entail? does he get to live in a fancy house on downing street?

>>67276954
dump your gf and fuck the slut. problem solved

meat pie with sauce or no sauce

yeah nah?

>>67277069
just go to the shop, you can get an Oasis and a pack of monster munch at the same time.

Chukka Umunna
Ed Balls
Tom Watson
Tony Blair

thoughts?

do you type the proper way thailad

>>67277074
how the fuck do you know bosnian

>>67277079
> implying everything an aussie says I havent said already

>>67277093
>the proper way
Probably not since idk what that is.

>>67277094

My mom is Bosnian

>>67277094
>he thinks bosnian is a language
It's just a dialect of Serbo-Croatian

>>67277087
shops like 20 mins away cba

such a lazy bastard might just make a bottle bong for just baccy

>>67277053

i like historic cities

File: Rhodesian Patch.jpg (27KB, 350x155px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 350x155px

Happy birthday to our second breakaway son

>>67277059
>get rid of the J1 visa
oh no, it means all those twats on gap–year won't get to go on their shitty excursions, so sad (!)

>>67277107
do you even home row?

>>67277112
oh i'm so sorry im not a language runtasauras like you

fucking hell

>>67277110
is she hot

>>67277123
i can smell the bitterness from here

File: Screen Shot 2016-11-11 at 08.57.02.png (156KB, 1183x773px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1183x773px

>>67277107
like this

>>67277110
Balija.

File: 1411257613754.jpg (21KB, 400x396px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 400x396px

>>67277075
>currently losing to boat people in EU issued life jackets

File: image.png (117KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 750x1334px

....Reddit is fucking awesome

>>67277124
>>67277142
I rest my index fingers on F and J

>>67277089
German-tier cucks

>my mom is a bosnian serb
>dad still calls her balija

Wish I was an alpha male like him desu

File: hes done you again steve.jpg (9KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 480x360px

>But despite his it emerged Mrs May was only tenth on Mr Trump's call list - he put in calls to Ireland, Australia and Mexico's leaders before he got around to calling the British PM.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKNG BRITS ON POOICIDE WATCH 5 MONTHS SINCE BREXIT AND YOURE A COMPLETE AFTERTHOUGHT TO THE MAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF MR BREXIT OH MY GOD MY SIDES

>>67277154
yeah, until you realize it's being used by con artists to extort money from stupid people

>>67277135

My mom is taller than me. I've literally never met a full blooded Bosnian under 6 feet tall. My MUH HERITAGE Irish cunt dad made me 5'11

matched a tranny on tinder lads.

messaged me first
but then didn't respond after i responded.

>>67277179
Good, fuck May

>>67277187
my irish genes made me short (5'7)

>>67277154
>U.S. Cellular

Povvo cunt lmao

>>67277179
>for the first time in Ireland's history, it was more relevant than the UK

Congrats Irebros, you finally did it!

>>67277123
>twats on gap–year

what? thats not how the j1 works you idiot

I never met a tranny or a trap. Do they smell nice?

>>67277165
good lad

i'm trying to learn to now

whats your wpm?

>>67277112
I thought Bosnian was an alien race from star wars?

>Half Irish and still 6'3

ah yes

Pain breeds honesty, I will always trust someone who has hurt, over someone who hasn’t.

my Anglo genes made me tall

>tfw 6'6"

>>67277219
I'm not sure.

>>67277211
i've never met one either

i've seen two or three though

>>67277202
Delete

File: kadkoa.png (302KB, 584x477px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 584x477px

the greatest ally

>>67277211
they smell like men

don't feel any sense of nationalism 2bh.

i welcome a globalised world

File: 1477517149087.jpg (19KB, 222x293px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 222x293px

http://lenadunham.ca/

>>67277244
oxymoron

File: 1478677428191.jpg (89KB, 574x458px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 574x458px

>>67277179
>Nige gave a speech at a Trump rally before Trump even knew Ireland was a country

lmao, state of this paddy

>>67277135
Educate yourself next time, runt.

>>67277260
lol your PM is the biggest brownosing fag in the whole of europe

>>67277268
>globalised
*globalized

>>67277154
Who exactly are they sending money to, Bernie?

>>67277245
https://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english

glhf

>>67277268
literally this

>tfw 6'4 and built like a Norwegian longshoremen

>>67277275
>has to make things up

lmao

>>67277247
Apparently there's a group of three 50-something men in dresses that come into my gf's tearooms on the regular
They're all like 6' as well haha

>>67277268
great post

nation-states are obsolete

>>67277200

I have a mick surname, and don't look Bosnian. I have Blond hair. I will never tell those cunts I know what they're saying. I'm pretty sure I live in the city that got the most Bosnians in America

just saw a female binman. never seen one before

>>67277284
>LGBT supporter
>anti-hunting
>environmentalist
>gun control faggot

>""""right wing""""

Arnie is the definition of cuckservative

ngl if i was an investment banker id probably be the biggest globalist shill on the fucking planet so i don't really blame them

>>67277313
agp weirdos

>tfw 98' long and built like a viking longboat

File: Isopoda with fedoras.jpg (90KB, 934x540px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 934x540px

>67277093
>"do you type the proper way"

>>67277287
FOY

>>67277326
I know you are, but what am I?

>>67277326
thats a bintender you sexist

>>67277330
t. Gold Pill wannabe

File: djiadja.png (304KB, 583x459px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 583x459px

>>67277282

nevermind

>>67277287
Superb post

>>67277357
TONIBLER

>>67277355
don't wanna be one of those fake suit wearing turbokikes tyvm

File: hijole.jpg (24KB, 480x341px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 480x341px

Ah yes

>>67277296
Some poor youtuber who can't afford a bed, and also his hamster died
Unironically a kind of Tim v2

File: 1453751579502.jpg (20KB, 272x255px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 272x255px

i'm surprised at how many girls like star trek

File: farage-trump.jpg (59KB, 761x454px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 761x454px

>>67277309

>>67277299
Words per minute (WPM) 60
Keystrokes 301
(301 | 0)
Correct words 58
Wrong words 0

>>67277318
Doxxed

>>67277329
You have to be to win as a Republican in California

>>67277371
pop a xannie with me lad

>>67277393
trump owns golf courses in ireland laddy boy

>>67277316
Fuck off, Mama Merkel.
Sieg zu der AfD in 2017!

>>67277397

Getting doxxed only matters if you have friends and a job, of which I have neiter

File: 1462533687584.png (816KB, 852x665px) Image search: [Google]

816KB, 852x665px

>>67277316
t. new german

>>67277384
tng is literally just a typical drama show

>>67277371
Its fine to say 'I hate white people' though.

>tfw I use to get at my dad for his views, now over the last 3 years ive slowly been leaning more towards them.

>>67277368
shocktroops of capitalism

>>67277419
nicht wahrscheinlich

>>67277313
>tearooms
the fuck is a tearoom

>>67277371
>Xannie Woodard

Gen Xers were a mistake

>>67277284
ah yes
really makes you think

>>67277371
are you implying theres something wrong in that image?

Driving to St. Louis right now to find the Bosnian guy

>>67277318
literally doxxed

>>67277371
Intolerant bigot

>>67277316
>nation-states are obsolete
>nationalism on the rise all over the world

>>67277437
have you ever stepped off the estate?

>>67277424

Job you care about I meant to say. I clean toilets for a living

>>67277394
average

i get around 80~ but don't type properly at all

Words per minute (WPM) 90
Keystrokes 448
(448 | 0)
Correct words 90
Wrong words 0

>>67277426
nope, simply a literal jewish globalist shill

i honestly hope its some form of a persona

Words per minute (WPM) 6
Keystrokes 6
(6 | 0)
Correct words 6
Wrong words 0

>>67277437
A room where you have tea, you melon, fuck do you think?
State of this country, I swear

>>67277415
You're thinking of jockland

>>67277464
modern day luddites

>>67277465
>be rrom estate, we have a tea room here.
Theyre basically cafes.

>>67277469
There are better skills you could develop on a computer than type speed.

>>67277493
the rooms i drink tea in are in my house.

>>67277502
no im not

File: image.jpg (49KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 600x450px

>There are better skills you could develop on a computer than type speed.

Why are you Rorkes simply lying?

>>>/pol/97875281

undressing

DO NOT PEEK!

>>67277527
Yeah, you are. Don't worry it's a simple mistake to make

>>67277547
welcome to the post truth era

>>67277553
do this with the gf

pretend to get all shy about her seeing me getting dressed and then jump on her and forcefully snog her.

*peeks*
*sees a large ginger lad with sweat dripping between his belly rolls*

>>67277578
TO THE WINDOW
TO THE WALL
'TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY ROLLS

Listening to: David Bowie

>>67277557
literally no need to be so upset that trump doesnt give a shiny shite about your precious nige or his country lad :)

>>67277523
learning to code is boring

i never retain any spanish i learn

what else is there

>>67277547
because they're stupid

you can easily google that and find out that it's actually illegal to have quotas

>>67277506
Why do you disparage people who want to protect their culture and traditions?

>>67277592

listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyDA6CTVqgw

File: John Cleese.jpg (16KB, 367x388px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 367x388px

>>67277326
>"just saw a female binman."
>>67277326
>"female binman"
>not "binwoman".

Is this the very definition of lingual cuckoldry by the feminists' movement?

bring me the verizon

>>67277629
Have never done anything like that

>>67277625
photoshop, video editing etc.

>>67277595
I know, because it's not true :^)

>>67276890
do you still qualify to become president?

alri
ladsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>67277625
>code
font

File: 3566f3ce0f76bee30cbc3eeec22f9f66ecea5445e65b43be04788a5a0535ca80.png (192KB, 473x488px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 473x488px

>yank OP

>>67277669
post rolling, voting and fucking machines

File: 1473896733130.jpg (807KB, 3036x4048px) Image search: [Google]

807KB, 3036x4048px

>>67277673
what's wrong with yanks

File: 144678290.jpg (8KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 200x200px

>why yes i do like complaining about the nationality of the OP 180+ posts into a thread

doing a poo

>>67277693
haha awww baby
*snuggles woo*

>>67277663
You just referred to them as Luddites

File: 1471735150333.jpg (21KB, 441x396px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 441x396px

>what's wrong with yanks

File: 1478820799496.jpg (218KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1080x1080px

Hmmm.

>>67277664
photoshop is zzzz and i yeah i would do more advanced video editing but my laptop can't cope with the elite programs

Have literally spent 790 dollars on parts for my PC

>>67277719
Nationalist runts are not in the business of protecting their culture and traditions

>>67277666
Yes because both my parents are American citizens

Technically you only need one American citizen parent to be a born American citizen

John McCain was born in Panama and Ted Cruz in Canada but they're eligible because of the aforementioned standards

>>67277740
no mirror there, is there though

>>67277432
she will be booted out, though

>>67277698
Why do JFs even come to /brit/, don't they have their own threads to go to?

maccas > dominos > nandos > kfc > hungry jacks (burger k*ng) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> red rooster

>>67277753
Sure they are by advocating for border control and trade protection you are saying that you want your own people to be looked after
The same people who do carry on culture and traditions

Globalists care not for this
They would raze their own country to the ground if it meant an extra shekel in their pocket
Literal Judases

File: greenr.jpg (77KB, 446x474px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 446x474px

rite am gonna make a step by step photo guide of my ashtray recycling process, complete with refined blender and sieve technique. pdfs will be available on request

back in a bit boys

File: btfo.webm (1MB, 994x346px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 994x346px

>>67277741
so what interests you?

File: 300 pounds case.jpg (329KB, 800x531px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 800x531px

>>67277750
thats nothing la

>>67277750
spent about $1600 on mine but it should last about 6 years

>>67277829
outdoorsy stuff

would love to run hiking expeditions

>>67277838
Why do you keep posting this?
Also Mankind is the least normie wrestler you could've chosen

File: He wıll haunt you, stay away from Mawi..jpg (52KB, 300x458px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 300x458px

>>67277825
>>67277825
>my ashtray recycling process,
wot?

>>67277829
thoughts about hitler being elected thailad?

>>67277452
can't really be angry at her last name

>>67277869
sounds like a difficult thing to turn into a job ngl

or are we talking about hobby time here? I don't even

>>67277835
looks like an argos mini fridge

pile of shite

Business idea: start a populist party in the UK and become primeminister

>>67277924
it's defiantly a job for some people and yeah takes a lot of luck to get a job doing it, more of a 'who you know industry'

fuck know what i'm going to do mate

>>67277920
Hitler wasn't actually elected. His party was and he kind of moved up from within.

>>67277815
>you are saying that you want your own people to be looked after

That might be what they believe but it's not the result of their policy ideas

episode one of rorke talk airs this saturday

>>67277977
what do australians do for fun

>>67277977
who's on the panel this week?

>>67277965
Few people seem to actually enjoy their work, just take what ever you can get, you can always change later.

You might even meet people "who you know" once you get out there.

>>67277917
gotta save them giblets lad

File: emoji grenade.jpg (32KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 720x480px

>>67278014
yeah fair point

i tried applying for loads of soul crushers yesterday but got distracted, will probably get on it today

what's for brekkie anyway lads?

i'm having cereal

>>67278014
>go hiking
>meet Hillary

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/10/hillary-clinton-hike-new-york-after-election-donald-trump

gf said she'd let me piss on her face in the shower today, lads. Her agreeing made me diamond hard and I couldn't pee, 2bh

File: cheeky peak.png (47KB, 232x126px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 232x126px

>>67277553
no no no, I do NOT like what I see to any degree.
a very poor display, I must give that a 0/10.

>>67278054
ur mums wet box

ah yes, rioting and looting local businesses when your candidate doesn't win the election, now that's a hallmark of maturity

>>67278045
As shit as a job might be, it'll get you out of the house. You'll have co-workers and something to do, your free time will become sacred and very enjoyable etc. etc. blha blah stock advice #282

or keep hiking until you meet Hillary Clinton>>67278055

genuinely more attracted to feet than breasts

normie natter™ will be avaliable for download on itunes and soundcloud tonight at 11pm lads

>>67278059
Have her piss on you first then

*does a poo on the poster below*

hello

>>67276836
>implying being the miserable cannon fodder of detached emperors is any more prestigious than wanking to ladyboys and chonging away on the ganja

hmm
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2016/11/11/no-bum-gun-no-worries-portable-bidet-shop-opens-bts-siam-video

alri

>>67277553
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478857863000.webm

Oi!

>>67278135
literally this
they fought for our freedom and this is how i prefer to spend it

>>67278151
>pussy

binned

>>67278151
grim

>>67278163
what do you call it

>>67278151
need a link to that thread m8

>>67278151
how do people in the north even have sex when they all sound like that?

>>67277911
Keep? It was only the second time in over a week

>>67278160
>fought for our freedoms
nice meme

all these wars have only been in the interest of elites at the top.

>>67278151
>didn't say fanny

immersion status: lost

>>67278185
ball gags

File: Remove Su....jpg (79KB, 622x687px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 622x687px

>>67276836
>Imperial Japan

File: 1472397631164.png (124KB, 785x757px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 785x757px

Step forward, he that wisheth to be heemed.

>>67278185
>says the German
lmao

>>67278219
not a german 2bh

but i get what you mean

File: 1462022450151.png (229KB, 450x500px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 450x500px

>>67278151
looked right at it lads

fucking gook moot fuckign up the site

>>67278227
How rude

>>67278232
i'll roundhouse kick your head from your shoulders

Pa just sent me a message saying "ahhhhhhhhh yes", I don't think I've sent him that gimmick before
Dad?

gf just wants to watch shit tv programs

she always get bored whenever i try to show her Kino

she also forces me to walk around department stores with her

>>67277917
dice and slice up all your fag ends and filter them into resmokable baccy for maximum but efficient runtery

I fucked my blend up with too many cotton straights though so my methods will have to remain undocumented for now

4 years ago on this day

it was 11/11/11

fucking hell boys int that freaky

>>67278271
>having a gf

6
shut your trap or ill shut it for you m8

>>67278271
This is why I have 2 televisions

>>67278271
i dont understand how women can just browse shops all day
Like im not some unstylish runt but I go in buy some clothes and get out
women bring a tent and set up camp in shopping centres and stay there all day

stop lookin at mah pusseh

ah caught yer

>>67278151
lmao

just waved the runt detector in the direction of /brit/ and it went mental

>>67278274
that is filth lad

>>67278330
must be because youre closest to it

>10 am on a Friday
>Normie posting reaching critical mass
??

>>67278340
wahey
btfo by the yank

>>67278297
fuck off billionaire
>>67278306
it's incredible how control they are by consumerism and media.
even if i go into a shop where i'm interested in shit, i don't spend more than 15 mins in there.

she was also telling me about how great it is that leonardo dicaprio is making documentaries about climate change. and got upset when i suggested that it's probably just a way of marketising himself.

hate girls, they really are massively uncritical runts

caught the cameraman looking at my pusseh again lads :/

absolutely starving lads

File: 1456155559651.jpg (178KB, 899x605px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 899x605px

>>67278352
just imagine being out bantered by a stupid yank

lmoa

>>67278336
filth is in the lungs of the beholder boy

Listening to New Order

>>67278186
Twice more than necessary then

File: peter hook.png (833KB, 769x511px) Image search: [Google]

833KB, 769x511px

>>67278381
*stares at you*

would absolutely HEEM the lot of you

>>67278306
the misses straight up told me this morning that she's having urges to just go out and buy things

File: kek (2).jpg (28KB, 245x421px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 245x421px

>>67278362
>leonardo dicaprio is making documentaries about climate change

>>67278038
>giblets
I'm sorry, still not getting through to my comprehension.
>>67278274
what I do is put in a mouthpiece torn off from the book of papers or a Schwarz™ box of mixed herbs or paprika, let it quench by itself if I have enough and pick it up later or smoke 'til it reaches the end of tobaco. Always use thinnest paper I can get (extra slim).
>>67278381
You can buy it with money,
I'm a man

>>67278384
But 5 times less than it was worth

>>67278362
yeah they're completely controlled by their emotions and they just hoover up any form of advertisement
most girls i know are basically told they're daddys princess from the time they can walk and because of that they're used to being so pampered and see nothing wrong with being so self centred

Does anyone else put all their faith in the idea that if they find a gf it'll stop them from being so miserable and depressed?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ntTspX4H5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ntTspX4H5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ntTspX4H5

>>67278406
Tell her to buy drugs so at least it's worth spending the money

eric prydz playing in London next year lads wew

>>67278427
that's the only thing extra slim about you innit, 'ey big'un? haha
*jiggles your belly*

>>67278363
>being a slut with no knickers on

>>67278413
girls are massive runts. she listens to literal pop music all the time.

anything that requires critical thought is shunned, despite the fact she's well educated and has had high-up jobs.

>>67278440
I love that literally every girl does the exact same things and then says 'I'm not like other girls'

>>67278447
trust me, beyond the brief ego boost, you'll soon get tired of having a gf. they complain about everything you do, they hate everything you like (even if they pretend at first), they go from horny to hating you in seconds. And they will try to psycholigically fuck with you if you get attached to them.

I don't blame poofters 2bh.

>>67278447
That's like trying to cool down by setting yourself on fire m8

File: mobdro.jpg (170KB, 1605x900px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1605x900px

by the way if this is useful to anyone kodi can suck a dick. Mobdro best app

>>67278489
Honestly I once had a think and realised I'd not be able to do all the things I enjoy if I had a gf, but I still want one.

Just for the brief human contact.

>>67278489
just because you're gf is a runt don't take it out on all the girlies now lad

fucking TV is broke lads

i turn it on and the screen comes on for a second then it disappears

>>67278489
if you watch ads aimed at girls they always say things like because you're worth it/you deserve it/treat yourself

The amount of turborunts I know who treat themselves every time they do any bit of work is joke. Lazy entitled cunts

cant live with them cant live without them tbqh

>>67278527
t. girl who isn't like other girls

>>67278514
yeah it's a rush in itself and worth experiencing.

but it's like one set of problems for another.
when i live with my gf, i crave time away from her sometimes.

>>67278527
virtually all girls are runts. my gf isn't even THAT runty and is quite self-aware, but the female tendencies always shine through.

STOHP

LOOKINGK

AAHT

MAH

POOSEH

Found out my remote can reach inside the house across the street, keep turning his telly off whenever he turns it on hahaha he's fuming

>>67278541
Most of us have done a good job of living without them tbqh lad

>>67278489
You just find one with enough redeeming qualities in their personality to make it a none issue.

>>67276954
>4g of MDMA
>didn't die
haha alri

File: lel.jpg (70KB, 313x313px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 313x313px

>>67278571

File: 2016-10-27_13-17-16.png (544KB, 628x639px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 628x639px

>>67278577
THAILAD!!!!

>>67278576
>good job of living
*eyes dart to the piss bottles on your desk*
hmmm

>>67278566
AH

CAUGHT

YER

>>67278571
fuck off you knob

seriously if anyone has any ideas on how to fix

i have sound only

File: 14892648239.jpg (24KB, 218x331px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 218x331px

>>67278610
TIM!!!

>>67278539
>>67278621
have you tried turning it off and then on?

>>67278612
Less time travelling to the toilet = more time living

>>67278577
probably will just turn gay 2bh.

not attracted to men, but fuck having my life governed by celebrity-endorsements, menstral cycles and so on.

>>67278621
brand and model + issue into google m8
>>67278642
I'll send you a tranny if you like.

>>67278633
>>67278633
new

>>67278489
>trust me, beyond the brief ego boost, you'll soon get tired of having a gf. they complain about everything you do, they hate everything you like (even if they pretend at first), they go from horny to hating you in seconds. And they will try to psycholigically fuck with you if you get attached to them.

turborunt detected

>>67278458

I didn't say this to not get any (you)s

File: photo[1].jpg (114KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 900x900px

>>67278635

>>67278571
PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO AND POST IT HERE

>>67278545
t. evil nazi racist bigot trump and brexit voter

>>67278563
ah yes, men are so much better, after all, the mtf rates are so much lower than the ftm rates, oh wait