/brit/

turn up for the club

let's put aside all the rhetoric lads

Dunno what to do today lads

Might just watch Gondolas on /wsg/ for an hour.

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>>67278633
>98% chance of clinton victory

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list of thailad's redeeming qualities:
>lovely
>cuddly
>supports him self
>isnt scared to go to new places like a new country
>is always nice to me when i post
>doesn't look at your pussy when you're getting changed

>>67278633
Daily reminder that brits are degenerate subhumans.

>>67278693
anime nonce like you would fit right in

>>67278633
>98% chance on Hillary winning
the absolute muppet

>there were people itg that seriously believed clinton would win

hahahahahahaha

>>67278635
yeah the screen comes on for a second then goes off

>>67278654
haven't got a clue what model it is

my ear is blocked and I can't unblock it

quite concerning

it won't pop out when I do the valsalva maneuver

>>67278698
ah yes, the so-called saviour of working class America

>>67278709
for the last month /brit/ was non stop saying trump was gonna lose

>>67278698
How can you be so rich and have no taste?

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>>67278698
>socialist bernie supporters voted for a literal billionaire who lives in a golden tower with his name on it over hillary

>>67278698
do you think barron has autism?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ntTspX4H5

mange-ing un pomme lads
not a pomme de terre, mind you, just a regular pomme de... tree

>>67278731
ikr that why its so funny, where are these people now?

committing sudoku?

>>67278654
>I'll send you a tranny if you like.

p sure it's the same shit with trannies

>mentally unstable
>only thing they care about is desperately trying to emulate girls and that is their only hobby or interest
>hormones probably still give them menstrual style effects
>cannot bear younglings

i'd give it a go, but i doubt it'd be much better.

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>>67278698
>he can't even afford a real lion

What a fucking pleb

>>67278711
is it not written somewhere, like on the back for example?

might find something like this for example even with broad terms, google it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRE1Dcyxp4

>>67278698
I'm sure the only reason that tart is with the 70 year old is because she finds him really attractive and likes his personality

>>67278698
what the fuck is wrong with that dog he's riding

>>67278734
trump is resentful of the rest of the elite for not letting him in the in-group
he will hopefully purge the shit out of them

>>67278758
yeah just seen it's written on the front of the tv kek

looking for fixes now

>>67278763
i'm sure the only reason why you've got no gf is because girls find you really attractive and like you're personality

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wondering where did all those voters go
mental how yanks care about their freedom but won't even care about their system. the essence of a runt country

>>67278698
JAHBS

>>67278693
good list
>>67278748
sounds like you're fucked either way then m8

>>67278791
alri zhang

>>67278788
Hey, it's the roastie defence force from the last thread. Craving some chocolate are we?

>>67278789
hillary is just awful. it was hard to vote for her in good conscience

>>67278786
best of luck

>>67278747
hopefully

>>67278802
>sounds like you're fucked either way then m8
robot gfs coming out soon.

ill have the last laugh

>>67278819
just going to buy a new tv

at times like these i just wish you'd have made my post into a meme sooner, then none of this would have happened

Question Time last night was diabolical

I only just got over it

>>67278811
>roastie defence force
trump defence force you absolute weapon

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>mfw american english is academically termed "Lowest Common Denominator English"
cannot make this up

wtf I love Australia now

https://youtu.be/zbCPCzb7vzQ

Do you brits have anyone like this or is it just Nigel

>>67278789
blacks are too dumb to vote for a white person even if its in their interests

trumps gonna make america great again lads

>>67278840
did it traumatise you?

>>67278840
qt is always shit and consistently leaves me feeling unsatisfied

hignfy is far superior

the hungarians are simply a mystery

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>>67278857
Yeah but last night might have been the worst ever

>mfw that one shouty blonde bint

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>>67278842
>Trump defence force
>not even a yank
state of (You)

>>67278854
post trumping machines

>>67278829
robots and VR will be awesome.
>>67278838
Might be worth phoning your nearest electrical repairs shop, describing the problem over the phone and asking if they can fix it. Might save you a few quid. Then you can use the money to hire me to make memes.

Why hasnt the race war kicked off yet? I got a new pair of steel toed boots and a machete. Waiting on the call

>>67278870
He's a good looking guy.

Don't want to sound too tippy but I need to stop lying in bed and thinking because it just makes me realise there's no point to anything

>>67278904
UUUU

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>>67278891
>machete
this isnt rwanda for fuck sake lad
get a hunting rifle

>>67278789
That's what's running the two most unpopular candidates in US presidential history will do for ya.

Sanders would've done much better.

"SelCo. It's where the trade go!"
... to poo in loo.
>>67278711
>haven't got a clue what model it is
The runty model.

>>67278909
ah yes the pseuds' philosophy

>>67278909
What would be the point of a point?

Having no point is far more liberating.

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>>67278872
>it's a self loathing numale cuckold episode
getting tired of this program tbf, mightn't renew my telly license

Imagine waking up in Ireland

>>67278935
What's the point then

Just saw a thread on the 'dit which blames Soros for the DNC corruption.

Is ol' George Boy the new big bad of the world?

>>67278938
I've done that a couple times

>>67278917
I'd fuck him, but now I'm stuck here because it's impossible to post on /pol/. Fuck sakes.

>>67278924
Ah yes. The free shit and open borders kike.

>>67278960
same

>>67278958
>the new big bad of the world?
>new
>new
lol....

Imagine getting refugeed by Die Mama.

>>67278937
>internet defence force for another countries leader
>calling others a cuckold

You can't escape the program m8, you're stuck in Australia

>muh bernie
people still going on about that career politican that failed at everything hes ever wanted for his country?

>>67278958
soros has done nothing wrong

runts are just jealous of his intelligence and wealth

doing a shower lads
will put morrocan oil in my hair just to let you know
and will use marseille soap for my skin

>>67279017
You're literally the devil's advocate, aren't you?

have more respect for yanks than literally any continental

despise them

told the gf i had a weird wet dream bout theresa may just after the brexit vote

and she keeps on laughing at me

>>67279035
what do you mean?

>>67279035
hes just a troll who puts too much effort into everything

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>doing a shower lads
>will put morrocan oil in my hair just to let you know
>and will use marseille soap for my skin

>>67279035
don't respond to him, hes literally jewish

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he did the same thing a few days ago posting that Eastern Europe (excl. Russia) must be worried and NATO remaining intact is a good thing.

If a TV has built in freeview then am I right in thinking all you need to do is connect the aerial and you'll receive freeview? no additional connections?

>>67278992
Well its only since Trump has he been blamed for almost everything

>>67279050
I think you know.
>>67279093
yeh

>>67279045
>theresa may got the cum out of you before your gf did
sounds like it's time to bin her

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>>67279006
>it's a leftycuck has no loyalty to his race episode
can't say i'm surprised tbf

>>67279109
ever since Loose Change and Zeitgeist being popular i just can't stand seeing ridiculous conspiracy theories taken seriously

might bin myself lads

>>67279090
I found it:
>>67193931

>>67278732
Dominance enobles base surrounds.

2 mint slices down the hatch

>loyalty to your race

>>67279131
>it's an auscuck sucks off the yanks episode again
can't say i'm surprised tbf

>>67279175
You have to go back!

the jews did this

>>67279156
bloater

>>67279131
>being racist in Australia
Unlucky, your country will be literally owned by China within your lifetime.

>>67279146
but why would russia want to invade yurup

>yanks
>white

I don't think so

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>>67279138
So therefore every potentially shady character is above reproach?

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>>67279140
not so fast Cenk!

you smug poms are in need of a depression

>>67279184
mate

ahaha.....

mate.............

>>67279204
Wasn't he pissed out of his mind during the counting, I was flicking back and forth between streams and he seemed completely out of it.. more so than usual.

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>>67279175
it's a leftycuck gets called out for being a cuck and tries to call others a cuck by appropriating their argument as well as there insults episode
entire seasons been like this, must say i'm regretting buying the box set. ah well, at least the funds went to needy refugees xox

>>67279182
I haven't gone anywhere m8, I was born in this country. Are you part of the cucked by yanks defence force too?

about to cave this fucking aussies head in lads

literally on the verge, all it takes is one more comment to tip me over the edge

>>67279198
Of course not, but baseless speculation doesn't help anyone

The guy supports liberal causes. So what? He's nothing worse than the Kochs

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>>67279243

>>67278789
>2008
>60m vs 68m
>graph bar more than twice as high

what kind of ultranigger made this

when did rorke move down under

>>67279232
he was acting weird all election day desu

not sure what was up with him

YUGE GHYNA

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>>67279140
Cenk? more like "Junk", ahoho.

>>67279245
heh


koch

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>>67279243

>>67279243
*one more comment*

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I'm an F-18 bro

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>>67279183

>>67279236
it's an auscuck gets called out for being a cuck and tries to call others a cuck by appropriating their argument as well as there insults episode

tune in tomorrow to see how much more yank penis these cucks can fit up their arsepipe, only on the cuck network

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I think my dog has autism

anyone use Dvorak Simplified Keyboard?

>>67279296
>as well as there insults episode
>there
utter mong

@296

eyes didn't process a pixel of this

>>67279245
I don't know enough about him to make the argument against him tbf, he just seems to be behind many things I personally regard as terrible ideas for a cohesive society. Almost as if he wants a divide.
>>67279258
wish I'd watched a bit more, I imagine some's made/is making a highlight video though.

no posts when it hits 11 oclock lads

1 minute silence on brit

>>67279311
does look a bit silly

>>67279336
there's always some rasheed lad

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>>67279311
Likewise, I'm worried that it won't play with my cats

Why are they calling Remembrance Day Armistice Day now?

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>>67279311
>I think my dog has autism
yeah m8, It looks like a terribly bad case!

>>67279320
Literally copy&pasted the auscuck's post you utter mong, not my job to correct the retard's spelling

>>67279336
>>67279355

When I was in london, the uni held 2 minute's silence for the paris attacks. Only people not there were rasheeds.

>>67279373
dont remember

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>>67279383
alri johnny calm down la

>>67279400
hehe

yeah cba with staying quite for a minute

ill respect the veterans who died by making as much noise as i like and enjoying the freedom they fought to protect.

two minutes silence at 11am (two minutes from now)

when did it become two minutes

>>67279383
what's got on your tits mate

besides, just because someones being a spastic doesn't mean you should copy them you utter mong

>>67279425
I remember when it was just one minute

Bloody inflation

TWO MINUTE SILENCE STARTING NOW YOU PAKIS

last post

Lest we faggot

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Watching Gondolas on /wsg/

They do a great job of cheering me up

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>>67279416

don't like the uk

not british so i can post

>just bought a new tv from argos
>they're literally delivering it today in a couple hours for free

mental
can't believe how they offer that service

>>67279447
>what's got on your tits mate
Utter mongs like you acting like spastics

>>67279455
>>67279466
>>67279469
>>67279470
>>67279473
>>67279492
>>67279495
pakis

this is the problem with immigrants

they have no respect

>>67279509
It wasn't 11 on my watch so I didn't realise. I did the silence though.

alri alri alri

>>67279495
>>67279492
>>67279473
>>67279470
>>67279469
>>67279466
>>67279455

absolute rasheeds the lot of you

if you've had a free trial of amazon prime in the past but now they're offering it to you again can you use it without paying?

*reads David Chalmers paper on philosophy of the mind*

name of our local cornershop shopkeeper

mr ali

>>67279548
>philosophy of the mind
what does that mean?

>>67279555
they're white cause i live in a normal country

its a supermarket too (IGA)

Talking to four girls at once was too much so I just stopped talking to one haha what am I

Crying watching telly right now lads

>>67279581
a gay mong

imagine talking about argos's efficiency during the two minute silence on remembrance day

disgusting

Rather difficulty to imagine that amount of loss and suffering in 2 minutes desu

are all the chemtrails people gonna stay with trump when he doesn't remove the flouridation and FEMA camps?

>>67279608
Too true

>>67279555
mine's Dash
fuck knows his real name but he calls everyone boss

#LeastWeForget

cant cant a hard on because of my meds lads

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me

>>67279608
fantastic post

big fan of kissing girls 2bh

thin paste

>he needs to take meds under 60 years of age

epitome of runt

>>67279671
Ever so slightly bent

>>67279608
only runts are having their minute silence at 10pm lad

runt this and runt that

>>67279768
literally all me

Feel like captchas should be changed to help me. Like if I could learn a language by solving captchas

I want to fuck Maisie's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasing face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.

I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.

I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.

>>67279608
literally me

my tv is more important than any dead soldier

Well, well, well,....what have here then...let's see....ah yes

How is the so-called /GF2016/ coming along then lads? it says here that you will die a virgin, that can't be right if you have a gf?

>>67279691
bit gay

>>67279800
she's 4% of a chromosome away from having down syndrome though

argos tv arrived and I hadnt even ordered it yet, amazing

I have to take meds unless I want to be q proper mental m8

>>67279827
are you the twat who was using his remote on me earlier

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Need a banterous gf

farted during the silence

>>67279808
honestly feels like a couple days ago the lads were bricking it over /gf2015/ coming to a close

ordered an argos tv next year and they've already delivered it free of charge lads

mental

unironically enjoy the beatles

where are all the canadians at

miss ya

>gf has stopped showering and is only going to have a bath once every two weeks
>says she's been reading about stripping her body of natural oils and is scared she's going to get cancer

she smells fucking rank, like a mix of b.o. and shit, i went to eat her out and there was like a white crust around her lips and it tasted like sour milk

>>67279849
accurate depiction of my ball sack

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ah yes, the slippery slope doesn't exist

>>67279838
Nah mate that was me haha
*changes your channel to Babestation*
Ooh you dirty bugger hahaha

if /brit/ had managed not to post during the 2 minutes silence I would've genuienly been impressed

but of course you're a bunch of runts so you never came close

>>67279862
Same there's a lot of variety in their music. Anyone who dislikes them is a contrarian twat

>>67279870
drop her then

why is this so hard ffs

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big fan of kissing lads 2bh

How long until Trump isn't in every single thread on 4chan?

Kinda hope he's a boring prez since he takes over the entire internet

>>67279876
Ah yes, the existence of perverts is clearly evidence of the regressive left's plan to destroy society.

>>67279903
teeny bit gay

*gets home from gym and eyes you sitting on the couch eating potato chips*

Mmmhmm

*goes and makes a healthy meal and sits next to you*

>>67279897
yeah drop her in the bath haha

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>>67279876
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, utopia, how could i ever doubt it

>>67279928
nah i'm always resisting

>>67279903
bit gay, that

wow

https://twitter.com/hughwizzy/status/797036174531502081

>>67279876
There was those two German guys who met up after a conversation like this online, one ended up actually being killed and eaten

hmm

>>67279931
alri mate, wanna crisp with that?

>>67279934
pleas dont post wily on my brit

>>67279862
>listening to the best selling band of all time

how dare you hipster fag

>>67279966
*shakes my head*

Nah lad, trying to lose enough weight to bring out my abs

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eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr

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bigots OUT. we're sick and tired of you fucking white males telling us how to live!!!!!!!!!!11

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>>67279955
pls no bully

>>67279870
post her pic

oz ain't half posting some weird pics right now lads

>>67279916
why'd you bring him up then

what's the best toilet paper technique

Etymology
Probably shortened from ning-nong.

nong (plural nongs)

(slang, Australia, New Zealand) An idiot.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nong > mong 2bh

>>67280022
It's in the OP

>>67280041
currently fold it into an origami crane

>>67280046
oh

well fuck OP

he's a faggot

>>67279876
>>67279934
I feel sick

>>67280043
mong > nong

will fight you to the death over this

nothing cringer then when yanks say twat, "twart"

>>67279982
*tips the remainder of the bag into my mouth*
*claps you on the leg*
alright mate, good luck
*walks out while taking my top off, revealing solid 8-pack abs*

had a succulent chinese meal last night lads

couldn't finish it though

>>67280117
takeaway? what did you get lad?

>>67279808
I need to just give up at this point

I need to find a way to transcend searching for a GF as it's clearly never going to happen

>>67280127
a succulent chinese meal

>>67280088
*bites his lip as you leave*

>>67280067
Huh? Did you lads hear anything?
*bends over and raises my monocle to my left eye*
Oh I see, a talking worm... Quite peculiar indeed...
*crushes you under my heel and tries to brush the innards off on the grass*
An abomination of God has no place on this green Earth, do wish I hadn't worn my best shows though

>>67280086
they don't put the emphasis the word cunt requires either

yanks should invent their own swear words 2bh

>>67280127
nah, went to a restaurant

not sure what it's called but it was seafood with these flat noodles and some bean and carrots in this jelly sauce

was pretty fucking tasty 2bh

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I just don't feel like doing a poo or having a wank anymore lads

>>67280153
they already have: muh'fugger

>>67280128
ah yes...you're like that penguin that went off into the mountains away from the colony....

>>67280135
bit bent

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hi is this any good

>>67280216
Monarchy in general is a bit shit, wouldn't waste your time

>>67280135
bit gay

>>67280203
All I know is that if I keep trying to live for finding a gf I'm going to end up topping myself.

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*browses /int/ as you enter the house*

>>67280169
>some bean and carrots in this jelly sauce
wow you've really sold that, mate

so tired

>>67280248
chinese food is fucking weird mate, what can I say

was pretty succulent though

>>67280229
this

>trying to dramatise the life of someone who lived it so boringly and in such a way so as to avoid any rumour or scandal

my arsehole is pure filth, feel sorry for the prozzy that's going to be eating it tonight

had a curry last night and it's hairy as fuck, got a few fissures too

>>67280229
edgy

>>67280148
*sudden explosion of white energy a mile radius long*
You only had to act in goodwill
This was merely a simple test.. and you have failed
Now I creator of time itself *starts warping the universe into dark matter*
Will end this chirade, for humans will never know true morality
And it's all your fault, fucking mong

>>67280281
outstanding post lad.

>>67280241
w-wew

>>67280281
good lad

good post

good all round pal

Genuine business idea: Earphones that go off one jack but have four actual earphones so you can listen to music in bed with your gf

absolute trainwreck of a ""thread""

>>67280241
mfw i don't even lift and have a better bum than that

*decks myself*

OI lad with the gf who smells like poo!

post your gf's pic

>>67280301
>chirade
mong

>>67280313
counter idea: earphones that jack you off

business idea: 7.62x50mm hollow point NATO round directly through the temple

Business idea: headphones that come with a free gf

>>67280344
Business idea: FOY

dad looking at me weirdly for listening to whitney houston

whitney houston looking at me weirdly for listening to dad

business: ideas

>>67280340
don't mong me you bloody mongoloid

>>67280313
you can by an audio splitter for like 2 quid mate

>>67280366
bit gay

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i want to kiss Kanbaru

whitney houston just delivered my argos tv lads

mum asking why i keep giggling at my screen

My wife's son is listening to his dead nigger music again
Must make him feel closer to his roots

business idea: form a band called radiohead and sue thom yorke for stealing our name

>>67280387
t. ning-nong

>>67280340
shuraide

business no idea

>>67278698
He has a ceiling.

just delivered HHHAAAANNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGOS TEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEE

Business idea: Whitney Houston buys Argos

>>67280397
extension idea: pronounce his name literally as it's spelt in all interactions with him

excellent thread, shall be reading again on the archive tonight

proposition: hugh laurie

I have literally ONE pair of jeans and they cost me €5 haha. have had them for about 3 yrs now too

going with the gf to a speech about the economic impacts of brexit on financial markets.

ah yes, the irish poster is a pikey tramp, I shall try my hardest to feign surprise

Might go for a walk


Not anywhere in particular. Just walking for the sake of it.

>>67280459
pikey

Byron Bay tomorrow lads

>>67280459
iktf lad

go shopping once a year if that and look right a right smackhead lmao

>>67280434
Will be extending this idea to the Irish and their ridiculous muh heritage names

>>67278763
absolutely howling at people with no money complaining about so-called gold diggers

previously on rorke talk

imagine being john stewart lmao
you're left wing and your entire personality is built on being snarky and sarcastic, how do you react when the person you laughed at utter fucking destroys you?

>>67280479
really makes you wander

>>67280459
alri limmy

friend isnt answering my text
feeling utterly crushed

>>67280490
fuck off literal underage schoolies goer

>>67280529
probably dead

Just got a really weird text that just says "ribbit" over and over again???

byron will be nice lad

>>67280505
imagine being John Oliver though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U10yKDDvIdc

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>>67280505
he's a smart guy. probably saw it coming years ago

you can't just tell people what to say and how to think. they're gonna fight back

>>67280490
Going there as we speak lad
*opens up Forza Horizon 3*

just got a text from whitney houston saying my french argos twink is being delivered later

>>67280538
is it schoolies down there atm?

>>67280459
have not worn jeans for a year

have worn long pants (excluding trackies) 2 times this year

>>67280549
ya mums cunt

>>67280503
fuck off journo

>>67280595
mate what the fuck

Hi lads just testing my new typing skillz don't mind me

really wish john oliver would fuck off back to your rainy socialist shithole already

>>67280640
>>67280640
>>67280640
>>67280640

new

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me on the right

>>67280649
*minds you*

>>67280579
great read when is the sequel out

>>67280564
the stunning arrogance of the media establishment shouldn't be underestimated. Like people had stopped even questioning it. It's now like a revolutionary opinion to think "huh maybe demonising the people we disagree with isn't the best course of action to convince them we're the good guys"

>>67280663
he was never famous in the UK and nobody knows who he is if they don't follow yank media

he's yours now

>>67280736
lel I've literally never seen him on TV once

>>67280736
>LMAO U SPEAK DIFFERENT TO US LETS PAY YOU ALOT OF MONEY TO BE ON TV

>americans