/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>67262858
This doesn't look right at all

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first

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Love a good 'apple 'za.

In the mood for a 'tella 'za right now though.

do i put willy length on my cv?

Just returned from the so called gymnasium

>>67262920
it looks great you faggot

any man still use flux?

>>67262938
Better to plop your willy on the cv and draw an outline

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>tfw you're in the presence of the phantom typer

>>67262960
aye

Was called "bird fucker" as a kid growing up

Stupid class bird that we all had to take turns taking home with us died. Woke up in the morning and the little shit was dead

Some cunt said the bird died because i tried to fuck it

Nearly took my life over being called "bird fucker" instead of Andrew

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'na 'za

>>67262960
f.lux user here bruv

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ahh yes

>>67262934
pics

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*stands in your way*

>>67262960
ye

>>67262981
>>67262985
>>67262991
good lads

>>67262960

>flux kicks in
>"disable until sunrise"
>repeat every day

don't know why I have it

>>67262986
Met Yvette Cooper IRL.

She's unironically very nice.

Down from 15 stone to 14 stone in the last 2 months

>>67262979
>people had this gay ass haircut 10 years ago
where do the years go

>>67262986
>snp
and like that you've lost me

>>67262960
Currently sitting in front of a fiery red monitor here, lad

>>67262984
del-eat this

>>67262986
when is hitchens on ffs

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tinder date tonight

is this alright?

>>67262990
fucking hell
I just realised how much I look like him
shit..SHIT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA

Don't think I will ever not laugh at this desu

>>67263026
ayy where can I watch this episode

>>67263007
how?

nothing more runtish than a scot trying to do an american accent

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Guarantee i am the best looking lad here

>>67262918

don't start bruce

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>>67262858
>'za
STOP THIS

>>67263026
Wonder where they're going to take it now
Don't think they actually planned on having Garrison win and they'd be able to just go back to normal next season

>>67263029
>Ramones
insta-trashed

metaphorically doing a so-called "poo"

>>67263029
great fashion sense lad

>>67263054
pirate bay

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this'll keep the runts happy

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>>67263067

>>67262990
*withholds 10*

can't think of a popular black MP lads

like ever

>>67262960
yep

About a year ago someone on here suggested I use Blistex on my lips to stop them cracking. Just found the pot again, and started using it again. Shit's magic.

Cheers, that guy.

>gf tries to slyly spit out my cum instead of swallowing it

bitch, i thought it tasted nice

>>67263054
Comedy Central tomorrow night

>>67263076
they had to rewrite the episode in one day and pulled the other one

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/south-park-season-20-episode-7-president-donald-trump-victory-rewrite-a7408871.html

>>67262986
SOUTHEND


met Jan before, lovely woman, going to get torn to shreds even though she doesn't support trump

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Anyone want a slice?

>>67263056
Eating less food desu

>>67263124
Who buys piza by te slice

>>67263088

exceedingly good post

>>67263095
I remember when my belled was itchy and I couldn't stop pissing.

Some lad told me not to worry it's just a UTI and he caught one from shoving his own dick up his arse.

Will never forget that post, made me howl with laughter but was genuinely useful, only in brit.

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>>67263090

>>67262960
it's extremely depressing when it starts to kick in during work imo

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merely a coincidence

>>67263026
>people still watch South Park
wew

>>67262986
Met Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh last month. Lovely lady; convinced me to convert to Islam

>>67263088
>not cherry bakewell slices

bin them

>>67263180
ah yes, the self styled "unbiased" bbc

>>67263090
i'm not a nonce but

>>67263067
looks like hes got the smallest possible chin in a character creator

>>67263067
what is your heritage even

I did it again

>>67263005
Isn't she one of Labour's man haters?

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Ahh yes

>>67263183

It's been shit since they resorted to making each episode in 7 days, and basing everything in the episode on what's happening in the news.

The episodes age horribly. I liked it when it was about silly vulgar kids in a weird town.

Where's the pine-apple?

What does pussy unironically taste like lads?

No meme answers

Imagine it tastes a bit like phlegm

man... moth?

so lonely
so alone

>>67263180
*buys 3 extra telly licences for extra funding*

>>67263145
unironically yanks

cheeky prostate orgasm before bed i reckon

>>67263180

ah yes

the completely impartial, totally factual, wholly unbiased, 100% objective BBC

I take my Cherry MX Blue keyboard to the library with me, fuck that casual shit they have on the uni computers lmao

>>67263067
the absolute state of your eyes

Doing a watch of cowboy bebop lads
absolute classic

where the bare mandem at?

>>67263228
bit outdated

>>67263220
whoops
(((It's a britney speares reference)))
haha

>>67263235
Sandy coins and bags of salt

eating a whole loaf of garlic bread, 2 breaded haddock fillets and some branston baked beans x

matched with someone on tinder who i knew when i was like 15
the only thing i know about her is she has an std

just realised i'm a 26 year old kissless virgin with no mates

>>67263256
Would howl at that sight

>>67263228
Welcome to capitalism

>>67263231
>I liked it when it was about silly vulgar kids in a weird town.
Same. I think I stopped watching around season 14 or so.

>>67263235
varies a little, just generally quite bland with a salty/sweet taste.

Tastes better (in your head) if the girl is peng, but generally doesn't taste bad at all.

>>67263222
Not really, you're probably thinking of Jess Phillips.

I've met loads of MPs and she was unironically one of the most down to earth.

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>>67263273

>>67263235
like I said mate, next time you get a cut/open scab, give it a lick

tastes like that

Usually I want McGregor to lose, but I just want to see Alvarez get his shit caved in this time.

raas man

>>67263235
Gets more metallic the deeper you go,because of all the dried period blood

Me and yhe lads was filming ourselves a dab video in a parking lot to post on insta and some cranky pensioner almost hit us

Fuck old people

>>67263294
alri lid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPJvogFdHX0

>>67263289
me in 6 years

>>67263256
would honestly smash it over your head if you had the audcacity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYM9MO9QhSs
if you listen to this at 2x speed it literally just sounds like death grips

Got the New Yorker pizza from Dominos to celebrate the election. Fairly underwhelming tbqh

>>67263319
..So it tastes like iron?
*starts frantically masturbating while licking an iron ingot*

>>67263238

*screeching high-pitched laughter*

send the tanks in

>>67263235
quite nice imo

>>67263395
yes, pretty much

>>67263262
and an ooga booga to you too

>>67263386
i read this post and then i un-read it so actually i didn't read a word

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biggest runt in pop culture?

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>To Mum and Dad,
>'I have run away because I am bored of my life.
>Please don't try to find me or make me come home. 'I don't know how long I will be away for, but it won't be any longer than a year.
>'You will find my school uniform in a bin bag in a small barn in the field on the green, down the road from Membury church.My bike is chained to the fence, there is a spare key to the lock on the window.
>'Please can you apologise to the restaurant and tell them that I will no longer be able to work there.'I know you will be upset, but understand that I have to do this. From Arthur.'

Good lad tb h

Wish I had his balls

Probably currently in a ditch somewhere absolutely full to the brim with hobo spunk, but still

Just found out I'm an unbearably unfunny little twat.

How do I get people to like me?

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Brought this Mountain Dew into the Maccies in contravention of official restaurant policy

Call the cops idgaf

HMP Bedford looks like good banter

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>>67263124
http://zaza.ytmnd.com/

>>67263502
what makes u think that lad
why do you honestly care?

>>67263511
got scotland yard on the phone right now

>>67263350
Fyah

watching old South Park episodes from season 2 and bah gawd does it have terrible sequencing

a whole bunch of shit happens in six minutes and it feels like I am watching something that crack addicts made

>>67263511
Absolute madman

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“You know, it doesn't really matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

>>67263527
Having no mates to talk to and looking like a monster hurts inside. I don't care what people think, I care how I feel.

>>67263480
Thank you?

>>67263502

based on today's comedians and media personalities, people should love you already

>say something funny
>people ask you to repeat it again and again
NO FUCK OFF IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE YOU FUCKING CUNT

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>grandma drops the mayonnaise bucket at the family picnic

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>>67263482
pic related

>>67263482
>where you been Ian?

>Fabric

>>67263524
>ytmnd
fuck off grandpa

Time for Banter Time

>>67263571
Alright Phelan

>>67263491
>Arthur is white, 5ft 4in tall, with a slight build and short light brown hair.
>5ft 4in tall
No wonder he ran away.

If I was him I'd probably kill myself instead though.

What's my top gun nickname

/Brit/s on fire tonight

>>67263491
madman

EXTREMELY important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621458

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621458

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621458

Honestly don't think all these leftie cunts talking about kill all white people on twitter don't realise how outnumbered they are.

>>67263549
>feels like I am watching something that crack addicts made
They probably were desu

>>67263562
worrying about it isn't going to do anything other than make you upset. Focus on being happy with yourself (through your own achievements) and that will make you feel more confident around other people.

>>67263630
Brexit was pretty memetastic but Trump was something on an entirely different level

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>>67263491
>The teen is described as white, 5ft 4in tall, with a slight build and short light brown hair.

>5ft 4in

>>67262990
*does a sportacus flip over you*

>>67263628
looool W2C?

>>67263637
an apathetic majority will always loose to a vocal minority

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>>67263590
http://they-must-adapt-to-survive.ytmnd.com/

>>67263670
Thanks. What I needed rn

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

>>67263693
Doesn't work that way in war though

>people actually want bernie sanders to run in 2020

The man would be 79 with one foot in the grave by then

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>>>Welcome to capitalism

are we neighbours or not

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Do I cop this for £350?

I currently sit on my bed a lot of the time which feels a bit shit.

>>67263717
hope not bet you smell

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>trump left his penthouse in the skyscraper he owns to fly on his private 757 with his model wife to D.C to meet the president he's about to replace

is he the closest thing we have to god?

>>67263491
>5ft 4in

He's dead, calling it now.

just did 50 sit ups

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>>67263683
Excuse you?

>>67263709
not to mention the stress of office would probably kill him in a month

>>67263628
Question 5: Pop knob in _____

A. Bum
B. Bin
C. Fanny

Trump has described Mexicans as "criminals"

>>67263029
would bum you

>>67263724
yes most humans can smell

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>>67263705
>Persians are great negotiators

>>67263723

quite tasteful, go for it.

absolute state of /dpt/ after my masterful mis-characterization of another poster's intents through impersonation and deception
>>>/g/57463298

>>67263709
david rockerfeller is 101

the elites aren't human

>>67263737
B

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alri

>>67263741

and "rapists"

>>67263727
Yes

imagine if J.D. Wetherspoon ran for PM and we fucking elected him lads

Yanks are such a meme of a country fucking hell

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Remember this black cunt and her shite books

Used to read them in primary school, teachers thought they were fucking great

>>67263723
Learn to DIY and make your own chair lad.

>>67263734
get used to it, kid

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>>67263628

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>>67263766

>>67263793
Remember that fucking half-caste poem

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>>67263793

>Blackman
>Is is black woman

>>67263723
looks quite comfy

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ludders

>>67263793
oh its that cunt, naughts and crosses was fucking terrible and she should fuck off

>>67263793
she was shilled in all schools across the country

complete shite books

>>67263709
Trump is currently 70 and the oldest man ever elected to be President, beating out Reagan by a year.

But true, the stress of everything would kill him rather quick, although without such a reform-minded candidate the Democrats will likely not stand a chance.

who here attempted to suck own genital

>>67263793
oh crikey

mum bought me the whole trilogy, got 20 pages through the first one and thought sod this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37941737

Jacob Rees-Mogg says a Trump win was better for the UK, Ed MIliband says he's delusional

>>67263703
a good few books focus on this mindset and are pretty interesting. Read "meditations" by marcus aurelius

http://starcraft.ytmnd.com/

>>67263848
>Trump is currently 70 and the oldest man ever elected to be President, beating out Reagan by a year.
not true. reagan was older than trump the 2nd time he was elected. trump is the oldest FIRST TERM president

>>67263793
We don't have her here, which I take it is fortunate. We have stuff like Toni Morrison and Maya Angelou instead.

>>67263865

>Milliband

who?

>>67263865
Ed Milliband's father is a Jewish Marxist

>>67263831
Christ, this is a terrible angle. Almost looks chinese

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>>67263865

>>67263831
proof

>>67263793
>black people are rich and racist toward white people, who are at the bottom of society
>poor white kid falls in love with rich black girl
>gets hanged for it

The whole thing was her monkey brain power fantasy, of course teachers lapped it up, dense cunts.

>>67263793

never heard of her
must be a young uns thing

>>67263831
are ludders is a good lad

>>67263898
Oh yeah, my mistake. Still, Trump isn't all that young.

>>67263865
is ar jake a covert-rorke

>>67263915
Pretty good one too, wrote some alright stuff.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-37925522

screeching

Watching 'Trump's Unlikely Superfans' on iPlayer

Milo is on this. Why do women love benders so much?

>>67263947

fuck off you gay bellend

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>>67263853

>>67263491
hope he's okay

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NEED to put my dick in Anzu, lads

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>tfw to smart for Yank politics

>>67263965
not too fond of milo tb2

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>>67263842
what did they mean by this?

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GUARANTEE she doesn't have a job and if she does it's not vital to national industry

>>67263831
FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC MOTHERFUCKERS CAN YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THIS RETARDED ASS MEME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING STOP WHY I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS STUPID ASS MEME POLLUTING EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO EVERYWHERE I FUCKING LOOK IT'S ALL HURR DURR LUDFORD LUDFORD KPOP JANNY
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU RETARDED FAGS CONTINUE TO USE THIS ROTTING ASS MEME IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS THREE FUCKING MONTHS WHY DO YOU INSIST WITH THIS FUCKING RETARDED BULLSHIT MEME I'M SO SICK OF IT STOP JUST STOP
IT'S THE WORST STUPIDEST FUCKING MEME IN THE UNIVERSE WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS DOGSHIT MEME YOU FUCKING ASSBURGERS
JUST FUCKING STOP IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY IT'S NOT ORIGINAL IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF CANCER ASS SHIT STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS STOP JUST FUCKING STOP I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT KPOP FAGGOT AND MATTHEW NIGGERFUCK AND THE OTHER ASS KYARY IT'S NOT FUNNY IT WAS NEVER FUNNY
KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BANE FAGGOTS YOU'RE CANCER YOU'RE THE WORST AND I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU TO DEATH I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FROM DICK CANCER I HOPE IT FALLS OFF AND A TRAIN CRASHES IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE AND YOU BURN IN HELL FOREVER FUCK YOU

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Jacob Rees-Mogg is a partner in an investment fund called Somerset Capital Management, which has $7.6bn in assets under management,

he has a personal fortune of 50-100 million pounds.

Just read about it int he Spectator last weekend, surprising that nobody knows.

He was investing since his early teens, used to attend AGMs at the age of 12.

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>>67263985
>tfw to inigent for politics

>>67263984
girls who use so much product that you don't recognise them without it don't do it for me

I know she's just modelling, but that's the problem, you don't know what she looks like normally

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>>67263984
>>67263984
She looks completely fucked without makeup

the chemicals have destroyed her face

>>67263984
Same reckon I'd hurt her though, she looks so delicate.

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>wank at desk
>finish into tissue, discard
>tuck him back into pants
>sit still for 10+minutes
>stand up to get a beverage
>excess leakage from tip of willy has solidified and adhered to the briefs
>*rips off willy tip skin in one fluid motion*

nice

>>67263964
Imagine that being your kid

everyone who knows you is thinking "a pickled fucking egg, the greedy little shit" at the funeral

would off myself

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>>67263964
Jesus Christ

>>67264016
Why is Rees-Mogg posting so comfy?

>>67264016
yeah read this too

his wife is a billionaire n all

>>67263820
is that her?

top kek i remember that poem our teacher read it ebonics

>>67263997
aren't 99% of the celebs pro clinton? or is she or it even more of a special snowflake

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>FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC MOTHERFUCKERS CAN YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THIS RETARDED ASS MEME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING STOP WHY I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS STUPID ASS MEME POLLUTING EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO EVERYWHERE I FUCKING LOOK IT'S ALL HURR DURR LUDFORD LUDFORD KPOP JANNY
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU RETARDED FAGS CONTINUE TO USE THIS ROTTING ASS MEME IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS THREE FUCKING MONTHS WHY DO YOU INSIST WITH THIS FUCKING RETARDED BULLSHIT MEME I'M SO SICK OF IT STOP JUST STOP
IT'S THE WORST STUPIDEST FUCKING MEME IN THE UNIVERSE WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS DOGSHIT MEME YOU FUCKING ASSBURGERS
JUST FUCKING STOP IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY IT'S NOT ORIGINAL IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF CANCER ASS SHIT STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS STOP JUST FUCKING STOP I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT KPOP FAGGOT AND MATTHEW NIGGERFUCK AND THE OTHER ASS KYARY IT'S NOT FUNNY IT WAS NEVER FUNNY
KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BANE FAGGOTS YOU'RE CANCER YOU'RE THE WORST AND I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU TO DEATH I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FROM DICK CANCER I HOPE IT FALLS OFF AND A TRAIN CRASHES IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE AND YOU BURN IN HELL FOREVER FUCK YOU

who here /listentothesame5songsonrepeatallday/?

>>67263984
I saw her un make upped and she is probably a goblin

(would probably still fuck if she'd ask)

>>67264023
it's fine, no need to take the makeup off for a quick dicking

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>>67264039

>>67264016

he's also catholic and probably a mason

>>67264060
>celebs strike
>society improves dramatically
>Trum bans them from working again

MAGA

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>>67264016
been digging around have you? you cheeky swine!

seeing the pic of hillary crying made me feel bad... it's like she staked her entire purpose in life on becoming president

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>>67264067
you got something to say?

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flatmate is pissing me off reeeeee

hello smithers
you're.. quite... good... at turning... me on

>>67264075
>quick dicking
you mean a duicking?

>>67263997
desu I dunno why SJWs don't just form some communist meme party

Bet it could get fairly powerful

>>67264082
all it proves is that Catholics are so much more superior to you useless proddy cogs
even the Queen is a secret Catholic in cahoots with the Vatican.

>>67264097
That only the first part of it was hatpost-worthy

>>67264096
apparently she was crying all night and blaming comey and obama hahahahaha

>>67264110
*sniff sniff*
hmm minty fresh

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bunning a snout

>>67264070
>probably

>>67264112
they can;t because they are so hopelessly disorganized and adverse to real work

reminder its these people that turned shit like occupy into complete trainwrecks with things like privilege stacks and other nonsense losing all momentum.

these people are human chaff and need this rude awakening.

why is forming meaningful connections with other humans so hard

am i actually autistic and just not aware of it

>>67263764
Greater London

>>67264149
Are slavs capable of having normal hair?

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>>67264023
>>67264070
not bad 2bh

would destroy anzu

>>67264112
because that would require doing something other than lying on twitter and facebook

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>feel like haven't wanked
>just did about half an hour ago

bad feeling

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>dress down day at work tomorrow
>last friday they had a go at me for wearing tracksuit bottoms

suck my dick. "professional" my arse you bell ends

>>67264136
i'd go back in time and make her stay in the kitchen and be a happy housewife instead of trying to become a lizardperson

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>>67264096
The enemy is also human

>>67264115
>
good post

>>67264112
Because it's a fundamentally divided movement, they're all just in it for social media attention and an ego boost.

The minute any one of them tries to assume dominance or take charge, the rest tear him/her/xer down on some social justice technicality and the cycle begins again. Absolutely hilarious to watch, I follow over 5000 on twitter and it's like a spasticated game of thrones every day.

>>67264179
Quite literally me

>>67264188
What do you work as

I see a guy on the commute most mornings who's late 30s/early 40s, balding heavily, 5'4", tubby as shit, dressed badly and always hurrying along but he runs like a nervous woman.

It depresses me to see him. What does this mean?

>>67263923
he posted it on the kpop general on mu

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S51929054#p51929490

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYWcuD77lwo

Not gonna lie lads, I used to wank up a storm to this video back in the day

>>67264173
alright, would probably teabag her eye bags

>>67264168
Often had this thought myself

Think I'm probably borderline

Just need a gf to be honest, would help a lot to work out how fucked I actually am.

>>67264115

>to you

I'm catholic too you mong. Always felt a bit baffled by Mogg but I'm sure he has his reasons

>>67264188
>tracksuit bottoms
disgusting

>>67264173
Would still cuck her BF.

Something I don't understand about wrestling, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E79c08igxQ

In this video Triple H is locked in a cage by the referee. I don't understand how that is allowed - what sort of sport is this? It's just mind-boggling lads

is it really worth getting the rolling machine out again
maybe I should just do a sleep

>>67264244
Sympathy innit

unironically think it'd be pretty fun if the electoral college people refused to cast their votes for trump and we started a rebellion with flying columns and everything. we all have guns. i'd probably meet a lot of friends

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>i'd go back in time and make her stay in the kitchen and be a happy housewife instead of trying to become a lizardperson

>>67264173
she's still wearing contacts ffs

>>67264229
chav

>>67264188
>wearing tracky bottoms to work
>EVER
fucking ell materino

>>67263831
he's fucked it if I see him round brum or wolves

>>67264229
in an office for a company that does tool hire and shit. it's literally as generic office work as it gets. i've never even seen a tool or cement mixer anywhere near the place. we might as well sell dildos for all it matters

>>67264188
>tracksuit bottoms to work
the relative state of you right now haha

If somebody is fat I respect their opinion less.

Thoughts?

>>67264247
no proof of it being ludders

not fond of trump but really want to see him in person

>>67264324
what about their opinions on food?

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>>67264287
1) i never said that
2) can you say you wouldn't do the same?

that valarian film looks alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BszXhUjJz00&feature=youtu.be

>>67264188
>trackies
>work
would sack your chav arse as soon as you walked in

Dropped my phone yesterday and there's a big crack along the back. Really depressing me.

Torrent has reached a new peak at 850kb/s lads h-haha

Anybody here who unironically has Aspergers Syndrome?

>>67264327
just look at the chin

How do i get prescribed anti-anxiety pills lads?

>>67264355
Please no bully

>>67264345

>luc besson

confirmed shit

>>67264358
what do you mean

>>67264343
hmmm i'd say it has less impact there, however, fatties are quite often complete plebs that only eat junk/fast food.

>>67264262
I mean I don't think I actually exhibit any of the traits of autism but theres just something about human society I cant seem to grasp

dont think i could hold down a gf tbf

>>67264344
While I probably wouldn't stymie her dreams of politics, she did herself in by being the establishment candidate in a change election. Bernie and Trump aren't as different as would like to imagine.

Sutton Coldfield is a bad, autistic poster and reminds me of Devon.

>>67264229
Supervisor at JD Sports

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>>67264327
definitely fits the picture considering this set is from his myspace

>>67264394
now thats just uncalled for

>>67264348
>tfw dropped phone loads of times
>tfw nice chunky case on my phone so no damage

>>67264270
stephanie was so qt back then

>>67264355
Haha u fucking mong...
me

>>67264394
Someone needs to warm his fields.

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Imagine how fucking good you have to be to get on Obamas staff and be a white straight male

Second form the left probably thinking about that time he met Trump in Home Alone 2 though

>WAG
>Wife And Girlfriend
>I'm supposed to know that means "to a footballer"
fucking facebook shits

>>67264449
>I am literally 19 years old

my legs keep randomly jerking and i keep getting random tinging also in various places. according to google it seems i have multiple sclerosis. well, it was fun while it lasted guise guess i'm a goner. bye now

yvette is talking absolute shite

>>67264381
what about their opinions on junk food? or stretchy pants?

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holy fuck drumpf BTFO

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>phone cases

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>>67264459

>>67264449
Any sports person 2bh

>>67264438
pretty sure that guy OD'd on crack

>>67264459
>tfw google diagnosed me with skin cancer
looks like we're both goners lad, really enjoyed our time together

>>67264472

he will NEVER recover from this

>>67264375
5th element was good though

>>67264472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpOA8AMZG8M

Feck off

>>67264394

Sluton mentioned

>>67264384
Yeah me neither

I just can't work out whether I can't connect with people and that's weird, or if everyone else is just pretending to connect, and it's perfectly normal not to feel anything.

I don't think I could hold down a gf, but I want one so I can grill her about her feelings and see if others feel the same way as I do.