/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>67264614
Ah. Some have considered consolidating Chicago and Cook County into one entitiy, but the suburbs don't want annexation.

>>67264631
Plastic paddy on one side and Scots-Irish on the other.

>>67264650
I wouldn't put it past a progressive UK government to renamed it Kingshire after MLK Jr.

>>67264699
Noice

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cara

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kpop

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>>67264716

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NOW LOOK AT THIS TIMELINE
THAT I FOUND

>>67264748
love to see you try m8

>>67264717
I wear a housecoat when I'm sitting around at home

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Aisha has such fucking pleb taste it's actually painful

>>67264695
own 1 (one) pair that I wear during colder times

LADS

I think I've found the ideal gf material but she's a paki, an "integrated" one but still brown.

What do you think? bin it or go for it?

>>67264788
There is a high likelihood that literally every "Rorke" here would fuck a qt paki if they got the chance

Anyone know the name of that oldish really liberal American news woman who gets really angry all the time?

I've seen a few videos of her but never remembered her name.

>>67264766
>when Wesley said a good book is the only action Geordie will ever see
SAVAGE

>>67264788
if its brown flush it down

Imagine unironically being racist

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What's that, 6 weeks away from home?

Cracked the case lads

>bought and ate some ice-cream when I had this throat infection
>absent-mindedly ate some yesterday
>feel a sore throat
>check google and bacteria CAN survive in the freezer

just fucking end it lads.

biggest skill is unironically cumming in my own arse

>Don't worry, he doesn't bite

How to spot a chav

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>tfw still no black gf

>>67264788
her dad might not be happy about it

>>67264813
I have desu and I do not see that in conflict with my rorkeism

desu I've only been with one white girl and she was (((Welsh)))

>tfw incapable of finding female wasters that just want to lie in bed doing drugs and listening to music all day

REEEEEEEEE

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>>67264783

since my baby left me

>>67264828
Proudae th'lass fae that.

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>>67264788
go for it you bender

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>>67264788

/pol/'s worship of Trump is really quite disturbing

>>67264788
go for it, it only works the other way anyway. you will be doing her a favour with your superior british testical produce

oops didn't know there was a new

>>67264574
>>67264616
joggers > trackies

in literally every way imaginable

>>67264788
DEFINITELY shag it
relationship probably not
how religious is she

>>67264832
should have boiled it first

*flashes myWaitrose card*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

good video

>>67264850
bad feel

>Marine Le Pen's Front National issues chilling warning over Donald Trump win: 'Their world is collapsing. Ours is being built'

BASED
FROGS

>>67264828
Hmm... I thought people with real anxiety would be unable to speak with anyone about it and would instead bottle it up until they break.

But maybe she's a special case :^)

>>67264828
>tfw depressed, anxious and mildly psychotic
>never told anyone, never will

>>67264902
should really get one desu

>>67264832
You would be immine to it

>>67264892
>not wearing long johns around the house

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>>67264919
based

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Been drinking for 4 hours

Still sober, feel sick, have heartburn

Keep drinking? Or cut my losses?

>>67264949
ahhh yes, the 'my life is shit so i'll diagnose myself with problems i don't have'

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>>67264844

>it's alright m8, he's just playing

THAT'S NOT THE POINT YOU FUCKING CHAV CUNT

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>>67264922
Mate, she literally bottled it up for a whole 24 hours, what more do you want?

>>67264955
aah that's true. Well I'll know by tomorrow if I'm ill, whatever the cause.

>>67264956
unironically bought some long johns the other day

i intend to wear them outside
not on their own though under some jeans obviously haha

birthday in 51 minutes

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>>67264949
Aren't you a brave little solider

>>67264748
hows that uncle of yours doing?

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

want to suck a big cock and have it cum all over my face

>>67265001
how old you going to be lad?

>>67264983
Hope she's ok xxx

>>67264962
Stop and take a shower

Do Irish people post here because /eire/ is shit? Genuine question never been and have no intention of going to it

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>>67264983
>but can happily spout it on twitter for attention.

this really isnt the sign of someone having a true mental crisis.

Greater London is black

>>67265020
bit gay

>>67265032
I showered twice today, my hair will fall out

>>67264995
Used to wear women's tights under my camo in the army

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>brexit
>trump
>hopefully le pen
>god knows what next

erm need this race war to kick off soon lads im like 26 so i've probably only got about 10 years before i'm too old to make britain great again

>>67265021

25

want to do some bizarre posting but i'm a reddit flagger so can't

>>67265040
statistically

>>67265011
fuck sakes, enough of this poll.

>>67265067
nice

how's life treating you?

>Zac

>>67265058
why wouldn't you just wear long johns you utter weapon

>>67265004
>>67264972
t. spazwits who ran off to the doctors and begged for meds the second their mind started to fray a little

would honestly put a knife through my carotid before getting so pathetically low

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>>67264904
>It's almost as if the political acumen of Beyonce and Jay-Z count for nothing

>>67265011
*tears up*
You dont love me anymore?

>>67265073
incognito mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2yVCJ0nvuc

Very important episode in the Tim canon.

>pinch nose while sneezing
>bollocks explode

>>67265073
do it anyway

>>67265107
cant use my pass then

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>Haven't wanked for a week

>Don't care at all for casual sex anymore

>Completely repulsed by slags

>Feel nothing when I see attractive students

>Unironically started caring about women's personality and interests


Lads... Am I low test, or is this what it's like to grow up?

state sanctioned gf still hasn't arrived lads...starting to think she's doing a lucy and not turning up

>>67265114
how to burst your eardrums

>>67265092
Because they're lighter and less restrictive.

>>67265063
>tfw white but look eurasian

I can still join in right lads?

>>67265054
You don't need to wash your hair, lad. Just take a shower and a piss, go sleep and you'll feel better tomorrow

>>67265067
*punches you in the arms twenty five times*
waheey birthday beatings
*punches you again*
one for good luck haha

>>67265086

so-so ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcw4IqvGfpE

wake up sheeple

>>67265099
*grabs you by the neck*
Back the fuck off??? ok??? I can't promise I wont hurt you if I snap

>no comfy Rick Stein programmes on iPlayer

S M H
M
H

>>67265140
never felt anything when I see attractive women tb h

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>>67265063
>god knows what next

come on now lad

>>67265006
1,2

>>67265140

low test beta

>>67265148
ah yes, the russian engineering student at imperial

Greater Londons uncle used to stand outside ladbroke grove train station selling grime cds for £1 each

https://twitter.com/watsonthanks/status/795017688154247168

rate her gimmick lads

>>67265063
Le Pen
Alternative for Germany
Geert

lots of stuff

>>67265168
keep on trucking

>>67265196
Does he actually have a chance?

>>67265112
>make the same video five times a day
>fuck it up every time
ah yes, so-called timothy james byrne flat spracklen house dukes place marlow buckingjamshire

>>67265215
no

>>67265148
youll be swinging from the lampposts like all the rest of the racetraitors

>>67265238

ye man

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gym tonight lads, rate

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fuck sake is this whole episode going to be about trump

skins series 4 episode 2

>>67265239
Hes leading the polls but is some way off a majority. Could probably pull it off if he can force a referendum

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This is the whole shitstorm over Trump summarised.

A generation raised on Harry Potter and the Hunger Games wants to be heroes.

>>67265112
he's losing what shred of sanity he had left hahaha he's uploaded 3 camera tests in the last 7 hours

There is one really problematic Irish poster in here... just warning ya'll

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A reminder that an Irishman could knock any English """"""man"""""" stiff

>No alcohol at venues for 2022 World Cup in Qatar

ah yes

https://twitter.com/Chinita_Lyfe/status/795420167802994688

>>67265278
I'm European though, I just look a bit chinky

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>>67265351

>>67265351
will be cancelled and hosted in England

>>67265324
Hope there is a war so they can collectively shit themselves when they realise retweets don't count for anything in an internment camp.

>>67265379
i NEED a bf

QT is usually look-away, change the channel cringe, this one takes the biscuit.

>>67265313
need an irish bums gf

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>get put in a group at uni
>chinese lad creates group on fb
>says his english name is ken
>actual name is Ding Dong

sides
orbit

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I was assaulted by a Trump supporter today lads

I was in the bathroom doing a poo when I heard someone shuffle into the stall beside me
he was making a lot of noise over there and at first I thought nothing of it until I stood up to wipe my bum.

I reached into the paper dispenser but instead of feeling the normal toilet paper I felt something warm and wrinkly with two little egg like things inside.
I yanked down on it hard and heard a crying whimper from the stall beside me, it looked like the man had cut a hole through the stall and put his palls through it where the toilet paper should be.

I was shocked but I really needed to get back, I couldn't keep standing there with poo dripping down my leg so I pulled on them as hard as I could until they complete tore off using the bit of metal used to tear paper. I wiped my bottom with this mans swollen dismembered testicles while he sobbed and moaned "make America great again" in sick pleasure on the other side.

I just ran out in shock afterwards
what kind of SICK TWISTED country does Donald Trump have in store for us???

#NEVERTRUMP

>>67265419
worst episode I've ever seen

>>67265351
>blistering heat
>no alcohol
can see this going over well

>>67265351
If we let muslims come here and embrace and allow their culture why won't they let us go over to them and let our culture of binge drinking be embraced and allowed

see you in a few days chesh

going bed night

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high level gaming

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the gf

>>67265433
go and get one then lad ffs

remember that time we won WW2 together haha

>>67265239
he's a good chance to become the biggest party
>>67265321
can't see any party get a majority in our system

>>67265351
But there wa no alcohol here either. You could only have a drink outside the stadium

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>>67265439
oh, was I supposed to read all this?

>>67265468
damn. I just wear my pajamas.

>>67265434
my m8 met someone at uni whose name was something shen but he chose his english name to be eric

so his english name was eric shen hahahahahah

Think I've got fucking haemorrhoids lads

Fucking 20 years running on 60

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>>67265468
>Imaslave4u
>408.99

>>67264752
this 2bh

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>he's shorter than 6'

>>67265478
>we

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>>67265439
iktf bro
its getting out of hand here
Went to buy subway today and asked for a meatball sub

the WHITE MALE serving me instead put his own testicles inside of my sandwich and told me to eat up,
he said 'this is legal now thanks to President Trump'
I didn't want to do it but I was so hungry I took a bite, when I felt his balls burst open like ripe prunes in my mouth he just moaned in some sick twisted mix of agony and ecstasy


if this is Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it.

#notmypresident

>>67265476
small willy desu

>>67265493
no alcohol at all in qatar lad

it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

>>67265531
I'll batter you you fucking cunt reeeeeee

>>67265516
not uncommon for young people to get them lad

you're sitting on your arse for too long

going to an event where its possible some slag might make a move on me

gonna have wank beforehand so my judgement isnt clouded

is the leaf who uses a rolling machine also take a personal pint glass to parties

r8 my haul for today lads
>Need for Speed
>Doom

Literally can't think of a single job I'd enjoy lads. 24 and master's-educated and working as a barman because I can't think of anything else that would be better at the moment.

>>67265490
Thats what im saying la. He can get the majority but not sure if he could form a government and get the referendum. Doubt the other parties would go into a coalition with him

>>67265543
3 inch?

>>67265557
If it's anything like Dubai, Saudi Arabia etc. you can get it in hotels, western-catering restaurants and in the western gated communities

>>67265557
That's a huge problem then.

we know major tom's a junkie

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#NotMyPresident xx

>>67265586
Yeh lad I just want something fulfilling but there's not much within reach.

>>67265580
>using a rolling machine

kek, absolute runt

>>67265557
yes there is you utter cretin, it's just incredibly far removed from the traditional sectors and you need a licence to possess it

>>67265439
fucking love these posts

>>67265351
I thought they were planning drinking zones? Or have they scrapped those

Pride myself on NEVER having looked into what gamergate was

Got a big willy and am far right wing.

zac

>>67265586
tried grad schemes?

>>67265564
what was that my lad? couldn't hear you from all the way down there

>>67265586
>>67265629
When everyone's got a degree no one's got a degree

Should have done something vocational lad

>>67265632
ableist scum

why are there so many old (50-60) liberal nuts in america?

i thought that age group was supposed to be conservative?

>>67265658
Can I suck it?

got a 3 and a half inch willy lads

>>67265636
>yes there is you utter cretin, it's just incredibly far removed from the traditional sectors and you need a licence to possess it

sounds like great banter

>Alcohol Will Be Banned in Public Spaces During the 2022 Qatar World Cup

it's essentially a dry world cup

>>67265666
Yes my friend?

>>67265628
Republicans have literally been saying 'barrack obama is not my president' for the last 8 years

strung out on heaven's high hitting an all time low

>>67265601
ye

might go to bed in a bit, got a long day tomorrow.

>>67265693
ex-hippes moran

i was in san diego for a bit and the birds were stupidly fit, although also wearing less than they do here cos it was hot which affects your judgement a bit i find. met this one blonde one on the beach, massive tits, and she liked the accent and seemed pretty into me which never happens over here, and we got talking and it turned out she liked a spliff, so she got out her skins and baccy and asked me to roll her one but when i asked where her rolling machine was she just got up and left

>>67265641
you'd only be lied to anyway

>ooh look at me I'm fucking hardcore and I roll my spliffs manually

>>67265719
yeah but not before he even did anything haha

>>67265738
Might knock one of you runts out, not going to say who or when but know it's coming

>>67265706
Get gassed, homo.

you are now rolling your spliffs manually

people always fedora me but i genuinely love Tool, absolutely fantastic band.

>>67265733
just find a bird who's around 4'10'' she won't care

you are now being a girlfriendless loser manually

>>67265629
>>67265673
For general grad jobs it's all just sales, marketing, advertising, recruitment, etc. All soulless shite that will make me want to kill myself desu. It's not that I don't think I'd be able to get these jobs if I set my mind to it, I just really think I'd hate it.

>>67265684
Most vocational fields are fairly memeworthy too desu, although I accept that it's a much better option for the average normie.

>>67265782

I'd deck you in one punch, worm.

joey went to fight in belfast

>>67265679
I'm 5'11 reeee

>>67265788
would never stoop to that level

automation is the future

>>67265803
>4'10
I mean, I like small girls but thats extreme haha
I dont think I've ever seen a girl that height

>>67265805
*checks*
hm
no didn't work lad try again haha

Considering spending £250 on a personalised reg for my car

cat wants feeding but i cba so she'll have to starve i guess

>>67265814
My main aim is to just make a lot of money and retire early, not too bothered how I do it.

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>>67265805
automatically was already bad enough

>>67265855
font

Join the priesthood lads

Be like me, find god

>>67265861
major runt

>>67265861
what are you getting? B44TY B0Y?

>>67265848
no more than 5'2'' then

>>67265861

just nick one lad, you get free fuel for a week or so too.

t. runtlord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vj9o91ZBT8

Wish I could play guitar lads

Who do you lanklets meme so much about their height on 4chan? I'm 6 foot and I never noticed height much until 4chan.

Today I took note of all the males at my college. I could count the guys taller than me on my hands. And two (2) guys that actually had the muscle mass to go with their height and didnt look like stick bugs. So out of literally thousands of males, there were 2 that were more alpha than me because of their height.

oops

>>67265889
is it the legit god? have been swindled before

>>67265814
know what you mean 2bh. all me mates that do grad schemes are being worked to the bone for 25-30k and basically want to kill themselves.

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still haven't got a payout for my accident in february
I reckon some dodgy dealings are going on, RTA insurance payouts shouldn't take this long

I've been using a hire car for 8 months on their money. My car was only worth £500, using this hire car that 10 months is probably costing them triple that.

>>67265861
LUDD 3RS?

finished Trumps Unlikely Superfans

america is such a fun and interesting country

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cuck got what he deserved tb h

>>67265993
sarcasm?

>>67265886
hehe I think not

>>67265861
RUN7?

go on then
fucking hit me
you just fucking watch when my cousins see you

lads reckon it would be weird to just add all the girls at work on facebook?

they're all really friendly with me but i haven't asked them for their facebooks so will it just be too weird to simply add them out of the blue? want to hunt for bikini pics and the like but idk feels slightly sketchy

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If you live with your parents would you brring a girl home from the pub lads?

>>67266062
are you asking for a mate?

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should I lads?

>>67265996
>cuck

what else was he supposed to do?

>>67266062
no I wouldn't

if anything, i'll be the one in the kitchen xD!!

>>67266084
if havent already today go ahead mate

>>67266052

think about how it would look. Do you look like the sort who would wank over facebook bikini pics?

>>67266062
>If you live with your parents

I haven't lived with my parents for 6 years. How teenage is /brit/

>>67266062
I do and not a chance

>>67266088
Not campaigned for his entire life to slowly exterminate the white race in America

>>67266110
girls like it when guys masturbate to them though. i told a girl in highschool that i jacked off to a picture she uploaded and she was really happy. she tried to hide it though

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doing a nothing today

>>67265900
ok I'll try lad
thanks

haven't felt a womans passionate touch in so long

>>67265996
DNC really fucked him over though

>>67266174
felt the passionate touch of several women but they never text back

>>67266110
don't think so, i'm handsome and pretty normie if a little shy and reserved sometimes

they all like me tho

I can't respect you if you don't like this song

https://youtu.be/pFptt7Cargc

>>67266127
im 20 and I have no intention of moving out till I get a job

>>67266147
you're an idiot

>>67266147
OH RORKEY BOY

THE WALL THE WALL IS CALLING

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>>67266197

>>67266174
have never felt it haha

Gf is visiting from spain tomorrow lads. haven't seen her since august honestly can't wait to feel a girls soft naked body again

>>67266249
I remember you

How many Spanish cocks do you think she's taken

>>67265869
I'm the opposite, I don't have a problem working until late in life, I just want to do something I enjoy. Just literally can't think of anything haha, causing QUITE the existential crisis at the moment.

>>67266249
Race traitor scum

>>67266228
Worse for me because I know what it's like

>>67265913
You could be good enough to play that song in under a year

>>67266263
none

she's been with two lads before me but they were both from colombia

>>67265814
>Most vocational fields are fairly memeworthy too desu, although I accept that it's a much better option for the average normie.

>Not doing engineering
>Not doing law
>Not doing medicine
>Not doing dentisty
>Not doing vet med

Crikey m8, you thought you'd get a fulfilling job?

Shagged this bent twats LTR Spanish gf and put a bun in the oven

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>>67266218
>>67266216
>people actually thought white people would take this lying down

>>67266249
i can just imagine her gaping cave of a vagina now lad
She was probably getting rode left and right over there

>>67266264
Besides shitposting here, what do you enjoy doing?

>>67266282
You know she had sex whilst she was in Spain, right

We've been through this before

>>67266285
None of those are vocational

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>>67266272
oh just fuck off

>>67266265
spaniards are European lad

>>67266301
You'll be fine as long as white people vote. Minorities always have terrible turnout.

Just got myself one of those metal grinders with the keef catchers lads

Girls in long term relationships with beta cunts are MADE to be shagged, its just a fact of life

>>67266307
>>67266319
just because you say it doesn't make it true

>>67266338
Look up Spaniard history. It go to a point that they had to look at the family tree to tell Spaniards from Africans apart.

It's all on wikipedia.

>>67266329
Law, medicine, dentistry and vet med are definitely vocational

Pretty sure engineering's vocational

>>67266285
Got mates who do engineering and they think it's the most boring shit ever, although they will probably earn a lot of money in the future (not yet though). Healthcare fields might be fulfilling though I guess.

>>67266316
Stopped enjoying things a few years ago really. Things haven't been so bad recently and I've started enjoying sports, music, reading and things like that, but not really the most career-worthy hobbies.

What if Trump rapes May? The man is a menace!

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>this german neckbeard on QT

fucking hell I am cringing

I share an office with a Frenchman. We don't normally talk about politics at work so I don't really know his standing on any issues.

Yesterday morning he seemed pretty happy so I greeted him with a bantery "so when are you electing Le Pen?". He laughed and said "In May I hope".

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WTF!
there was a man outside earlier nailing his own testicles to the sidewalk in front of my house!?!

I called the cops and told them he was raping me but they said that since it was on public property and Donald Trump is president it was perfectly legal now

I'm LITERALLY SHAKING and can still hear him hammering out there.

Gf back from a girls only holiday in the Bahamas

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>>67266397
>implying it wouldn't be the other way round

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Return the slab

Got called a bombaclot in East London lads

Just back from Canada lads. Nailed my bollocks to the pavement in front of some leaf's house and legged it.

business idea: gf, but taken by force

>>67266371
Read through the comment chain and get to this post >>67265684

Vocational was clearly meant in the normal sense as in you don't have to get a degree for it

>>67266368
No, it being true makes it true

>>67266369
but Spanish girls are so fucking sexy

>>67266399
love it when you throw out something politically incorrect and someone responds positively, it's like an instant connection

never do it with girls though, made that mistake quite a few times

Visiting the bf soon, been in Spain since august, wouldn't believe the amount of cock I've taken. Pretty sure I won't even feel him inside me at this point, one lad was close to 10 inches.

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>pakis can't be bri-

>>67266265
>>67266338
>>67266369
>>67266474
she's from ecuador anyway, just lives in spain

go on then go on then draw for the tool

>>67266460
>Vocational was clearly meant in the normal sense as in you don't have to get a degree for it

He was complaining because he couldn't get a decent job with his degree. Don't think it's too much of a stretch to say he should have done a vocational degree.

>>67266497
Bet she's got a dirty vag and all.

write the most "really makes you think" post in exactly 5 words, where the last word starts with the letter b

>>67266496
m e h

Gf coming back from Ibiza tomorrow, can't fucking wait

>>67266497
>ecuador

eww, shes like indian brown then

Need a cuddle ;_;

>>67266517
it's really cute actually, i got lucky with her

>>67266497
race traitor

>>67266532
she wants men from brum

Gf coming back from charity work in Africa, so proud of her. Says she met lots of lovely tribesmen as well.

>>67266556
I will if I can be the little spoon

>>67266532
the jews were behind 9/11

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>gf was in a foreign country for months
>I trust she remained faithful

Everything is a Jewish trick

>tfw I'm the james may of my group of friends

>>67266587
how's it feel knowing you're a cuck

>>67266553
god no

darker than spanish but not indian tier

she has a really beautiful skin colour

>>67266626
>being baited this easily
jesus christ lad

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K A R R E N
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>>67266532
i love touching your bum

>>67266625
James May is the true alpha of the Top Gear trio

>>67266595
Perfect x

'tato 'mine

>>67266654
>implying you aren't beeing super baited
he's got you good stupid potato nigger

>>67266678
*matt leblanc

>>67266654
and you have double baited

>>67266666

remember when geoff horsefield pumped her haha. Have it on good authority from my mate who works at the birmingham mail that this happened.

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there is something wrong with this building

>>67266687
This

just tucked the wifes son into bed
little tyke has such beautiful brown eyes :)

kek, some runt tried to chat up my sister (who's a doctor) the other night claiming to be a med student

She's got some teaching responsibilities and didn't recognise him, so started to talk to him a bit about medical stuff and obviously he tripped himself up

turns out he does sports science and got binned

>>67266715
every man from brum knows that

reminder all those pakis are british and there is nothing you can do about it

>>67266683
What's that digging into me back?

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>>67266723
>so i told the company to build a hideous post modern blob in the middle of brum and they actually did the madmen!!

>>67266723
monstrosity

rwds incoming

>>67266748
you're british and there's nothing you can do about it haha