/brit/

p is for parcels

/shit/

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parcely

Who /apprentice/ here?

Lads, what the fuck is wrong with working in PR?

My job is basically shilling for companies that hire our company to encourage MPs and councillors to support their projects.

Told some girl on Tinder I work in PR and she said she wasn't interested in people without real jobs.

Pls explain, the money's pretty good too.

i start memes on tap desu

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the mates and I

who else locked into Rinse.fm here?

parcel

my xbox is still in fucking denmark

pee

>>67260250
no *lowers hat* i am the MASTER! *flourishes cape*

>>67260250
*hops into the /tv/ thread*

>>67260250
Aye

>>67260231
https://youtu.be/5sTxn69HamI

who here from /somerset/?

>>67260285
Bit shit if you're in the middle

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>"At least I'll go down as President"
>*Drops mic*
>*Picks mic back up*
>"I'd like to congratulate President-Elect Trump"

>>67259882
Sure. White ones are no sauce and plainer. x

>>67260310
is that the birmingshire flag

just received a parcel with anthrax in it haa bantas ,eadsx

>tfw parcel delivery man
You have no idea the power i hold
I have torn entire families apart and set neighbours at each others throats
You think the US election is the real issue? Hahaha you pathetic plebians cannot comprehend the scale of influence the parcel delivery service indulges in

Brexit? That was us mate.
Anglo-Irish war? Haha use too
I even "lost" the Pope's order of viagra and the silly wanker couldn't penetrate the bumhole of a fresh faced altar boy, and tradition demanded he stepped down out of shame

You are nothing but dirt beneath my boot.

>>67260271
Your job is turd polisher mate

>>67260285
aesthetic as fuck

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>>67260329

>>67260343
was from me tee hee

just a bit of banter

>>67260285
what would the toilet facilitates be like at a place like that?

do any of you give any gift to your postman at christmas?

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I hate this thread but I'm a nice guy so here you go

https://www.rte.ie/news/2016/1110/830756-german-consulate-afghanistan/
islam

have had a bag of oven chips in my freezer for like 4 months but never opened them because i'm not a prole

might throw them away

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>>67260286
Ye

>>67260349
>>tfw parcel delivery man
how do you feel about supporting the criminal underworld

>>67260349
this twat already posted this in the old thread

wanker

>>67259990
Honestly, not really. I see my friends like once per week and I have my co-workers. I was badly isolated through my childhood/adolesence though.

>>67260126
iktf
I can't explain it though, it's like my thoughts are being randomly generated, complete nonsense. I keep completely forgetting what I'm thinking as well, it's embarrassing when you suddenly ask "what was I talking about?" when you're in the middle of saying something.

MY BRAIN IS MUSH

>>67260286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v2HFTtTXQs

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>>67260310
Tim

Kev

Parcels

Got called racist in greggs

What shall I conjure up next mwhaha

>>67260322
yes

I am shocked that no one else finds this parcel gimmick funny.

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>>67260337
I don't get this.

I know what a 'nice guy' is but still don't understand

you fucking pussyholes

>>67260392
crowded

>>67260415
I earn £50k a year and had oven chips for tea

lets all love lain

>>67260398
no, posties have it fucking easy

get a load of excercise and finish at like 1pm

what's the parcel gimmick about lads

how do i do it?

>>67260471
because you're a prole

earning £50k doesn't beat the proleness out of you

>>67260388
Why do Scots type like they speak?

Absolute delinquents

>>67260435
I know who's NOT getting their lovely grey jacket from Jacamo, Dylan!
Hope you enjoy the winter without sufficient clothing to maintain comfortable body temperature
AHAHAHAHAHA

Trump got an entire 8% of the black vote????? Our population of blacks is only 13%. How the fuck did he pull of more than half of the black vote?

wan wan is asleep on my yoga mat and i want to do sit ups on it =.=

>>67260466
maybe they need permission before they can go

its worse than world domination

their ultimate goal is to attempt to overthrow God Himself, which of course will fail; the gates of Hell itself are literally involved in the plans of soros, who is the right hand of the rothschilds aka redshields; this wouldn't seem outlandish to you if you saw /pol/ during last week with that #spiritcooking stuff going on

before that, they want to eventually exterminate Christianity from the face of the Earth, or they'd like even more to instead turn everybody into pagans, or, they'd like this even more, satanists

right now they want to kill Donald Trump and frame it as a suicide or an accident or a health condition or unknown causes or something AND make Mike Pence become completely and thoroughly compromised in their favor

but the gates of Hell and their human servants will not succeed in their plans, no matter what they do

I had faith that The Holy Trinity would cause Donald Trump to win the election, and be inaugurated, and become the president of this country; and now look, he won the election!

have faith that Jesus Christ the LORD will cause the malefactorious plans of soros and the rothschilds to fail

faith can move mountains, both figuratively and literally:

>>67260498
good post

who's been the most BTFO politician these past couple of years?

>Ed Miliband 2015
>Nick Clegg 2015
>Tony Abbott 2015
>Stephen Harper 2015
>David Cameron 2016
>George Osborne 2016
>Tony Blair 2016
>Andrea Leadsom 2016
>Michael Gove 2016
>Jeb Bush 2016
>Marco Rubio 2016
>Ted Cruz 2016
>Bernie Sanders 2016
>Owen Smith 2016
>Hillary Clinton 2016

>>67260458
Its just creepy to women when nice guys try to make a move, their like their support interest but not sexual interest

DO not CARE

>>67260494
because they have no culture of their own

>>67260522
>Ed Miliband
what happened?

nice guys finish last

>>67260522
Geert Wilders 2017

>>67260522
*goes to get my image of nick clegg crying with the election results in the background*
*realise i don't have drive installed and cba to install it*

ah yes

zac

>>67260522
1. Jeb
.
.
.
901. Everyone else

>>67260522
Jeb Bush

Big, fat, mistake

>>67260549
*finishes in your mum*

>>67260522
Clegg or Jeb I'd say

might start wearing hats lads

any recs?

>>67260522
Low Energy Jeb Bush

>>67260522
harper was due to get kicked out, was in too long, no one really expected him to get in again

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>>67260522
Milliband was pretty bad
but so was Clinton because EVERYONE said she would win easily

>>67260494
>every scot does this...

>>67260522
0.jeb
1.hillary

everyone else

>>67260522
Jeb is millions of dollars in debt because he took out loans to fund his campaign

>>67260522
Gaddafi

>>67260471
>£50k
Fucking hell if I earned that much I'd be having wedges instead.

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cat's absolutely lost it lads

>>67260522
Definitely Jeb.

He raised hundreds of millions and got absolutely fucking trashed by a guy who spouts memes.

Nick Clegg a close second though, if only he'd lost his seat.

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>>67260583
MAGA

>>67260583
What style are you going with?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDS_Gy9-LE

>>67260583
i wear a bobble hat walking my dog in the winter

can't go wrong desu

want a MAGA hat now lads where do i get one

>>67260615
JEB IS A MESS!

>>67260599
Miliband is alright, it's just that Dave was so much better.

#notmyjanny

>>67260615
A WASTE

JEB LYING DEAD IN A BATH TUB OF GUACAMOLE

jeb end lol

>>67260656
AliExpress

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Went to buy subway today and asked for a meatball sub

the WHITE MALE serving me instead put his own testicles inside of my sandwich and told me to eat up,
he said 'this is legal now thanks to President Trump'
I didn't want to do it but I was so hungry I took a bite, when I felt his balls burst open like ripe prunes in my mouth he just moaned in some sick twisted mix of agony and ecstasy


if this is Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it.

#notmypresident

please clap.

>>67260631
might unironically do this. Can get them from Amazon for <£10 (but probs unofficial merch)

>>67260639
something wintery and warm

>>67260649
good shout. Redpill me on bobble hats

ON INAUGURATION DAY PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE 70 YEARS 7 MONTHS AND 7 DAYS OLD

HAIL 777

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Comfyfortable

remember to tick off your parcel checklists good friends

>>67260741
>>67260755
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Make-America-Great-Again-Hat-Donald-Trump-Cap-2016-GOP-Republican-Adjust-Mesh-Baseball-Cap-patriots/32678534496.html

very nice

>>67260705
SO WEAK

IT'S LAUGHABLE

will the age of men now return lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

i hope so

is there a more based man alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0u_on5fQsY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9pJw3XJE8

TAKE THIS FUCKING AUSSIE CUNT BACK

Been watching a lot of these copper shows lately, mainly 'traffic cops'

Any other good ones?

>having a wank
>pause porn
>check /brit/
>end up shitposting
>realise it's been 45 minutes
>realise I forgot to wank
Hate it when this happens
Stop distracting me

>>67260755
simple and stylish

https://asset1.surfcdn.com/serious-beanies-serious-sydney-bobble-hat-magenta-winter-white.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&r=4&q=80&o=9Xb4FL3huiI53gcPTX8tZhrwXPgj&V=PsGf

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the mates again. that's piet on the right there, top lad

>>67260755
Go with an ironic beanie

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Feminism is NOT for white women anymore. You lost your equality.

>>67260809
do this all the time but i just keep wanking as i read /brit/

>>67260840
pics

>>67260776
>Estimated Delivery Time:20-40days
want it now :(

revisiting my yeah gimmick yeah?

>your parcel is waiting for you at the local Post Office depot

baka fuck off, how can you not fit a 180 page paperback through my letterbox.

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Ex gf posted these

>>67260824
I've never seen an afro IRL desu.

>>67260871
nah

>>67260824
*Steps from the shadows while clapping slowly*

Oh, how the tables have turned

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>>67260792
Yes

>>67260903
you not a fan yeah?

>>67260922
nah yeah

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>>67260184
good pic

How do I become the mayor?

Gf still hasn't text me back lads

>>67260922
calm down bruv yeah

>>67260964

retiring to my quarters to reflect on this little nugget

>>67260973
you're already the governor of bendertown lol

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>>67260792
NO NO NO NOOOOO

I WANNA BE ANGRY ID RATHER SEE TRUMP FAIL THAN AMERICA SUCCEED

>>67260973
get ready to suck some dicks lol

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>what have i done

>>67260996
enjoy your ban you fucking moron

why do girls turn into such slags after they come out of a relationship?

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>>67260996
jannnnnyyyyyyy

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I bought these books today as I want to start reading more. Didn't realise that the metro 2034 was the sequel to metro 2033 so might get that aswell. I got the planet book because it was cheap and I like that kind of stuff.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/10/nigel-farage-describes-barack-obama-as-a-loathsome-creature/

>Mr Farage said in the radio interview: “That Obama creature – a loathsome individual who couldn’t stand our country. He said he’d be at the back of the queue, didn’t he? And Americans don’t use the word queue, they use the word line.
wow... Nigel FOY'd Obama

>his mother was Scottish, he’s spent a lot of time in this country, he loves our country, what we stand for, and our culture.
and Trump is a serious britaboo, I bet he even browses /brit/

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>he's here

>>67260996
>ywn suck your own titties

>>67260792

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH0nP4NzS9M

Damn lads, these xxtra flaming hot cheetos are spicy af

Reminder that Democrats chimped out when Lincoln (a Republican) won too

>>67261057
2034 isn't as good as 33 tbqh, also 35 soon

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>>67261004
really makes you think..

Any Yule Lads in?

>>67261046
source?

>>67261046
im shook rn

>>67260792
>leaving your home country to become a yank

bit of a knob

>>67260878
do libtards not see how they're trivialising the extreme right by calling trump's election fascism? someone should show them the kind of stuff going on in the philippines or venezuela

>tfw a qt camgirl cosplays as your waifu on stream
Best feel

>>67260451
get off my land

>>67261038
Hey how is Swansea like???
Some people were talking trash about it earlier...

>>67261133
me

>>67261148
oo er

>>67261057
read beaver towers lad

>>67261035
>>67261045
>>67261081
What were they please yeah?

do girls view feminine men (like myself) as we view butch women?

gonna do a clean my teethies

>>67261174
cp

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>>67261046
>buttimer

>>67260310
Post texts with ur mum

>>67261184
i thought you were alpha a few weeks ago
make your mind up you freak

>there are girls in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>67261046
Looks like moot desu

>>67261225
prove it

>>67261225
you called?

>>67261184
no

>>67261246
cuck

>>67261225
here

fingering my wet fanny to this post x

>>67261184
no look at tarted up popstars

>>67261225
x

A lot of the articles I'm reading online from yanks about the election seem racist as fuck.

The go on about Trump being a racist, but this lot are outright calling white people evil and saying all men are bastards.

Is the hypocrisy lost on them?

A girl touched my face on purpose today lads
Pitched a tent so bad you could've put a circus in it

>>67261225
That's nothing, one of the yanks posting is Trump himself.

He basically admitted it here:
>>67261066

IMAGINE
being moot

Got banned from Something Awful for posting tentacle porn and ends up making an anime image board which one day causes a political revolution

>>67261246
>>67261290
phew, was doubting myself.

>>67261307
spill de blod of de hwoid man

>>67261035
Gaylord detected

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trashy

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These smell MINT!

sarah palin for first female president

>>67261322
kek I wonder if he'll still be shitposting at 4am on twitter when he's prez

>>67261371
says black cherry right there mate

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>all these references to child rape in the podesta emails and no one gives a shit

we really are doomed

>>67261307
They believe that it Isn't racist if it's against white or sexist if It's against men because mental gymnastics.

>>67261326
let Moot rip in peace lad

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Gotten any snow in Britland yet lads?

>>67261359
is that butterfly on her ironically bad?

>>67261307
its literally all spoiled white journalists and elites complaining and trying to rally "their" brown people

Probably getting my willy wet for the first time at the weekend. Rather hyped.

>>67260788
Soon.

>>67261427
this, google it some more. most of these people don't think you can be racist towards white people.

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>>67261411

>>67261371
What is it? It's plastic and is a weird shape.

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"Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?"
"Ronald Reagan."
"Ronald Reagan? The actor?" [chuckles in disbelief]

>>67261486

>gif

fuck off

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trump i know you're here, send me some money

i'm broke

>>67261472
>probably
>for the first time
>hyped

>work at call centre
>leave my work phones number in the comments section on porn sites
>recieve dozens of calls everyday from Indian men and perverts
>I don't have to call anyone, they call me
Fucking easy money lads

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yanks are nothing but untrained animals

>>67261412
Hopefully Trump does something about it, the west needs to wake up and stamp out these corrupt immoral cunts for good.

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>>67261433
not yet, we might get our obligatory one day soon though

>>67261519
Car air freshener. Stick them in your vents.

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>>67261520
Back to the Future pt. 4 would be a riot 2bh

>>67261412

don't be silly everyone uses slang like "pool party" for something totally different

>>67261397
Are you kidding, he'll be posting pictures and saying he'll nuke the world unless you give him (you)s.


He'll actually do it, the mad man.

Can someone please explain why the remaining states haven't revealed their results

last 24 hours have turned me from slightly worried to a full on trump supporter

the "left" are vermin

>>67261578

>gif

fuck off

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>>67261549
Confronted a racist visible Trump supporter today I asked him how he could allow such a horrible bigoted rapist molest American democracy and that the senate would never stand for this. He just laughed at me and mansplained "we are the senate!"

he threw me to the ground attempting to rape me, but I pushed him off and sprayed him with my pocket mace. He just took a step back, wiping his eyes and calmly said "its treason then" while unzipping his dick. Next thing I knew he was flying through the air at me, spinning cock first!

I barely made it out alive. just a note to you fucking racists! this cannot be allowed

#100%RealTrumpStories
#STOPTRUMP

https://youtu.be/QBPbAzrPFmE
which one you made this? you should make another one

>>67261607
they don't need to. it's 270 to win

need an 80's gf

Dad set me up with this brief meeting with a guy working at a company that I could never land a job at.

Literally fucking useless. Wearing a suit and meeting him at a nice place downtown and he'll totally realize I'm a complete idiot the second he meets me

Fucking embarrassing. Thankful that my dad even tries, but I'm a waste of time.

Not even autistic or anxious, just not smart enough to pretend like I could handle a job at a corporation like this

uni tutor wants to do a skype video chat with me to make sure i'm not dead

FUCK OFFF

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Trump should erect a ginormous gold statue of himself atop one of his skyscrapers

>>67261644
lol

>Muslim mate supports Trump
>Jewish mate wants white genocide

memes are leaking into real life

>>67261486
>Nobody will ever learn of this gifs source

Creasing.

>>>/pol/97750209

>>67261677
haha erect

>>67261676
I'm just worried about you ;(

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is it true that southerners eat chips without gravy or mushy peas?

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Grow up and get a Traditional Wife you fucking manchildren.

>>67261676
let me join you lad

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FOR FUCK SAKE LADS


Been sending out literally hundreds of CVs off my gmail and had 0 responses until just now.

Some HR woman just emailed me saying my CV was good but my Gmail picture had me instantly rejected.

Didn't know what the fuck she was on about till I checked, not updated it for like two years since uni, never even knew I had a gmail picture (what the fuck).

IT'S A FUCKING PEPE MILIBAND

REEEE I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE

>>67261748
yeah i'm fine ok

fucking weird c*nt

Trump will be remembered as an awful, hateful campaigner but a brilliant President.

Truly believe he could actually make America a better place after 4 years, especially after 8.

The Republican Party of the 2040s will be proud to be the "party of Trump", he'll be seen as an icon like Reagan

>>67261578
Marty, it's your future! We have to prevent you getting Alzhimers.

>>67261769
everyone thinks you're a white supremacist now haha

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3924022/Harry-Potter-43-750-spelling-mistake-Rare-JK-Rowling-edition-attracts-intense-bidding-auction-missing-o.html

This is the kind of shit that makes me want to become a commie and execute all the millionaires

>>67261781
not really

he'll do some stupid thing like putting muslims on a register and then no world leader will ever deal with him

>>67261645
>my post is in that

feeling famous right ngl

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>>67261644
>calmly said "its treason then" while unzipping his dick

didn't actually clean my teeth when i said i was going to 15 minutes ago

doing it now ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvFcP6-NQG0
jews trying to silence the gf again haha

>>67261769
Post it la

I need rare pepes

>>67261791
He has parkinsons

>>67261752
don't do peas
don't do gravy

>>67261796
bloody hell i wonder if my copy of that is first edition, got it in the loft somewhere

went to the chippy earlier and didn't realise you had to mention beforehand if you wanted a roast chicken

waited for about 20 minutes

>>67261769
thought it was going to be brendan fraser haha

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>>67261644
>"its treason then" while unzipping his dick

>>67261853
>chippy
Chip shop

>>67261853
>chippy
Chipping fryer

>>67261853
>chippy
Chip Palace

just woke up

>>67261853
>Chippy

Chippet

>>67261853
>went to chippy for me and mate yesterday
>fancy some chicken wings aswell
>''you can only have them as part of a meal''
>tell her it doesn't matter

Stupid as fuck desu.

>>67261853
>chippy
chiplangerie

>>67261853
what sort of meme is this? Either they're ready or not...chickens take 90 mins to roast.

>>67261853
>chippy
what are you, a fuckin moron?

Barron Trump 2040

>>67261763

ok, I'll grow up and start believing whites are descended from hyperborean ayylmaos like evola

>>67261878

only correct answer

>my bellend smells like the bins of a sink estate chip shop

>>67261853
>chippy
chipotle

>he goes to chipmongers that sell chickens/chicken wings

baka senpai

>Electoral College

Is this true? They can literally elect Clinton if they want?

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>tfw type at 54 words per minute

Doubt if runts like you could break 30

>>67261853
>chippy
Fish takeaway

They're not revealing the remaining states results because, at the moment, Hillary wins the popular vote. If they reveal the votes, trump will probably win both the electoral college and popular vote and lefties will lose any basis for overthrowing the election

>had to pay 95 quid to go on a driving awareness course for 6 FUCKING HOURS
>mate has been on one
>says they even give you a lunch break with free food
>this one doesn't even provide food

Fucking Jewing cunts.

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3zpH7G5Zgk

>>67262018
They can vote for whoever they want

quite like kings of leon's older songs

>>67262049
So Clinton has a chance of being president?

Look at the mess that we're in. Look at the mess that we're in. As far as the cyber, I agree to parts of what Secretary Clinton said, we should be better than anybody else, and perhaps we're not. I don't know if we know it was Russia who broke into the DNC.

She's saying Russia, Russia, Russia. Maybe it was. It could also be China, it could be someone sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds. You don't know who broke into DNC, but what did we learn? We learn that Bernie Sanders was taken advantage of by your people. By Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Look what happened to her. But Bernie Sanders was taken advantage of. Now, whether that was Russia, whether that was China, whether it was another country, we don't know, because the truth is, under President Obama we've lost control of things that we used to have control over. We came in with an internet, we came up with the internet.

And I think Secretary Clinton and myself would agree very much, when you look at what ISIS is doing with the internet, they're beating us at our own game. ISIS. So we have to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare. It is a, it is a huge problem. I have a son.

He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it's hardly do-able. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing, but that's true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester and certainly cyber is one of them.

>the next president of the USA

>>67262042
completed several months ago

going quite well thankyou

>>67262010
Its actually a really nice chippy. Everything is made to order, the chips are amazing and they use cardboard containers instead of Styrofoam so your food is never soggy.

Very nice desu.

>>67262073
Anyone over 35 and a US citizen technically

>>67262018
Electors are sworn to summon whoever the people voted for in their district

But there's no legal penalty for not doing so, and many places it's secret so there's no way to know who didn't.

They could elect Harambe for all it matters. But they won't.

>>67262073
no

lefties are morons

did it lads

>>67262042
qt with glasses in the white dress

>>67260271
arse kisser: the job

what does eating a fanny taste like lads?

>>67262128
what? :3

>>67262118

hes been president for 8 years already

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>>67261834

>11,000 voted for Harambe
>some voted for Mitt

ah yes america

>>67262147

>>67261190
>>67261829

>>67262128
Tell us more

>>67262042

not happening. It would be a 'happening' if it ever happened desu

>>67262144
chippys

>>67261853
>chippy
chipperini

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>>67262076
>it's real

Yanks what the fuck have you done

>>67262144
skips

>people keep saying trumps racist

literally not one shred of evidence to support this claim.

why are people on the left still saying this shite?

>>67262144
jagerbombs

>>67262038
they have no basis as is
the popular vote literally doesn't matter and if it did the entire election process and campaign would have been run differently

they can't retroactively decide the system is wrong because they lost.

>>67262144
bags of salty milky coins.

only just realised the president elect will be going to court on the 28th of november. very exciting

>>67262197
Clinton is not racist

Trump disagrees with Clinton

Ergo Trump is racist

might get some din dins from the chipped potato merchant in a bit

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>>67261769

>>67262197

does it even matter at this point ?

>>67262034
think i run about 90wpm last i checked 2bh

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/mercurynews/obituary.aspx?n=donald-e-poole&pid=182332004
*reads obituary*
*notices next of kin*
*scratches chin*
VERY interesting

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>>67262034
NEVER brag about your typing speed when the Phantom Typer is around.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621245

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/11621245

>>67262042
look mate, you've a good run but I don't think you should post this image ever again

we're all agreed that 6 is the best and 8 is overrated

>>67262034
120 here

wish i had a gf

>>67262155
Spoopy

>>67261307
Identity politics belong in the trash

>>67262284
at least you've got your parcel x

Currently travelling upwards through the Astral planes ama

>>67262144
lick an open scab

like that

>>67261307
men aren't a race

>>67262034
I type at over 100

>>67262284
some people were just meant to be gay

>>67262269
isn't moot from NY?

>>67262327
>>67262254
Get good nerds

>>67262270

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>>67262270
>>67262254
>>67262278
>>67262327
Baited them out

Call these cunts nerds everyone

>>67262076
Pretty mental but I was friends with this guy on a gaming forum many years ago

https://www.hotforsecurity.com/blog/team-poison-hacker-believed-killed-by-us-drone-strike-12576.html

Same guy who hacked the EDL and Blair's donor database. At like 15 he was hacking into various government servers. Feel really strange about knowing him 2bh

backpacking through the great cities of europe, paris, rome, birmingham

America is in such a state it's got a seat on the UN Security Council

>>67262275
>we're all agreed that 6 is the best and 8 is overrated
I have literally never seen this opinion before
eight is great

>>67262330
like whom

need a racist gf lads

People like to say Comey is weak and was a coward for reopening the Clinton case then saying she's cleared again after a week. People say "how can you go through 600,000 emails in a week"

Yet, when you flip it, if they found incriminating evidence, how can you go through 600,000 emails in a week.

But then I think maybe Comey knew this. He knows Hillary is a criminal but can't prove it in a week. So he released his statement in an attempt to help trump and get him elected. He can't risk Hillary being in the White House to continue the investigations

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>>67262270
>>67262278
>>67262254
>>67262327
Why yes, i do type exceedingly fast m'lady

Mayhaps these fingers shall be put to better use, be'twixt your thighs?

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>>67262197

Going to watch Question Time tonight lads

it's in /Southend/

>>67262056
I would pay a lot of money to see them perform either their first or second album in full
probably the third even actually
but definitely the first two