/brit/

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

>>67258199
lmoa

my favourite commie slag is tweeting a lot tonight

want to go shops but i shouldn't because i'll just buy sugary shite

and that's it?

>>67258199
LOL

>Gf just sent me a message where she spelt tortured 'torchered'

Should I bin her??

>>67258199
rolf

>end of year review coming up at work
>do absolutely NOTHING more than show up every day, do my work and leave

What more can I say besides "I am a reliant, responsible, dependable employee"?

It's a load of shit; having to submit a 10-page essay on how I've been a good goy and I deserve the privilege of working under Mr Noseberg for another year.

dead uncle

YOU
NEED
A
FREAK
LIKE
ME
TO
MAKE
LOVE
TO
YOUR
BODY

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really made me noodle my noggin

>on bus today
>Minding my own business
>Suddenly a man approaches me and calls me a dirty paki wanker
>Tells me I'm finished now that trump has been elected and brexit happened.
>Begins attacking me
>Overpower the disgusting racist easily
>Restrain him, careful not to injure him like the gentleman I am
>People slowly begin clapping
>Qt blonde approaches me
>"You're so brave!"
*Begins feeling my muscular bicep*
>"I'm just doing what anyone would have done"

So so sorry

>>67258225
Which one la?

>>67258234
>gf just sent me a message
And that's it?

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How can anyone be against the Kurds

>>67258257
>>67258261
can't honestly expect me to be reading these lads

The John Lewis Christmas advert is shit and has a black family how diverse.

How come pakis never get mad that they're on TV less than black people when there's loads more of them?

>>67258270
aiesha

>>67258239
>Have a genuinely good quarter at work
>Got thank you emails from senior people and the chief executive in a company of over 10k people saying how good my work was
>Get ready to go in and justify why I think I should get the maximum bonus
>Before I start speaking my boss tells me he's letting me go

Howling desu

>20 years old
>suddenly started having really bad nightmares
>always starts the same, I'm in a room in my dads old house
>light turns off
>feel a person in the room
>they grab me
>start screaming
>they hold me down and rape the shit out of me while covering my mouth
>goes on for what feels like hours
>eventually wake up

What are you supposed to when this happens lads?

It was so real i checked my bumhole for spunk when I woke up.

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>>67258309
>falling for the kurd propaganda

>>67257798
A resurrected Lenin

>>67258309
are those real army girls

m-muh heart

take these words home and think it through
or the next post I make might be about (You)

>>67258309
Kurds more like TURDS lmao praise Allah

>wonder why there isn't more amusement at Donald Fart becoming US president
>find out using the term 'trump' to mean fart is a regional thing and not national

Do you use the word trump to mean fart? Is it a midland thing?

>>67258334
>

norwegian girl broke my heart, ruined my life, and gave me depression

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so what is it?

>>67258334
hello turk

>>67258315
Easy. There was some thin-skinned poof on here earlier that cries at JL adverts and gets angry when you mock him

>>67258309
the ironic thing about them is that they're infighting is a major obstacle to getting a nation statehood.

whenever they get a small leg up, they succumb to shitty inhouse dispute. just as inept as the palestinians lmao

Very close to filtering mickland

>>67258361
My dad honestly calls it pipping off.

When I said it for the first time outside my house my mates looked at me like I was off my face on 12 pints and unknown pills.

Thanks a lot, dad.

>>67258178
nice cognitive dissonance

>>67258331
you were roofied

>>67258257
>>67258261
>>67258331

>things that happened

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>>67258369
haha

>>67258361
i've heard it but i think it's a stupid word for it

>>67258361
we say pimp 2bh . another word that doesn't translate into american. but fart is universal now

*TRUUUUUUUUMP*
Oh, excuse me lads

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kanye will win 2020

america is a reality show

>>67258309
Commies
Feminists
Muslims, but not even the cool kind
Beloved by lefties
ISIS make much better videos and nasheeds
Were actually getting destroyed by ISIS until the USAF became their personal airforce, now they're cocky as fuck

Could go on

Can someone post the image

>and thats it?
>so so sorry

>>67258369
>not realising that Nordic people look down on Brits
Just stay away from them lad

>>67258239
never heard of anything like this
where the fuck do you work lad

your posts have to be below a 10 word limit for me to read them, even then there's little chance I will, didn't even read this post

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Hello I'm President *prrtt* Fart

>>67258413
>My dad
is he hot?

>>67258369
does she own any Norwegian wooden furniture?

>>67258467
support, make official rule please

>>67258467
llf

>>67258402
>infighting

They aren't the rebels

>20,000 word essay due in 15 hours
I'm fucked lads

Doing a Protestant lads

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Confronted a racist visible Trump supporter today I asked him how he could allow such a horrible bigoted rapist molest American democracy and that the senate would never stand for this. He just laughed at me and mansplained "we are the senate!"

he threw me to the ground attempting to rape me, but I pushed him off and sprayed him with my pocket mace. He just took a step back, wiping his eyes and calmly said "its treason then" while unzipping his dick. Next thing I knew he was flying through the air at me, spinning cock first!

I barely made it out alive. just a note to you fucking racists! this cannot be allowed

#100%RealTrumpStories
#STOPTRUMP

Donald J. Trump, who earlier in the week said he was open to requiring Muslims in the United States to register in a database, said on Thursday night that he “would certainly implement that — absolutely.”

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

what do your parents do lads? need some inspiration for when i become a parent

how would anyone fall for the nordic girl meme
fucking pathetic haha

>>67258467
cant read lad

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just got the new bank card

>girl at uni
>she's very cute & very shy
>we're both shy, so it's difficult for us to get comfortable with each other
>i'm making gradual progress, we should be able to talk to each other without us both being awkward soon
>there's 2 lads, but 1 lad in particular is "orbiting" her
>she's too shy and polite to tell them to fuck off

What do I do lads? How do I attempt to steal this orbiters fair maiden without triggering their autism? I don't want to deal with salty autists for the next 4 years

john lewis advert is shite lads.

they're trying too hard to recreate emotion from the early ones but everyone still buys it because they need something to make them FEEEL

>>67258462
call centre

>>67258526
Ketamine

very close to crashing this thread

>>67258524
its gonna be yuge, the best you've ever seen

got a £20 musclefood voucher for some reason

what should i buy

>>67258519
>Did my dissertation on the last night
>Literally started hallucinating as I was writing it, kept thinking I was seeing friends in the library
>Passed out on the library couch
>Cleaners woke me up hoovering around me
>Handed it in
>Went home to bed
>Didn't get up for about three days

Very, very bad memories

>>67258526
literally an executive for a fortune 500 company

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Trump is literally Hitler, even before he assumed office.

>>67258587
YAASSSSSSSSSS :3

>>67258567
Alpha up and scare him away

Hmm not much British culture being discussed in this thread

real billionaires pay for everything in loose change

>>67258459
>Commies
>Feminists
>Beloved by lefties
But that's good

>>67258571
I hate this shit.

>Omg this corporate message that is over produced is so Christmas like, I love it XD

>>67258567
In reality you're just the 3rd orbiter

>>67258567
Think of talking points and FUCKING TALK TO HER

might project on one of you lot tonight so be careful

>>67258372
Smeg on my head.

I will not have empathy for Trump voters as they had none for me. They voted to strip people like me of basic human rights.

>>67258526
Dad sells avon

the queen used to give money to protestants for being protestants. no wonder

>>67258574
fuck off matty you big loser

>>67258592
didnt ask you did i

>>67258589
10 berry nettos

>>67258567
oh who gives a wank honestly do it itll be funny what are they gunner do fight you? lol heres an idea just fight them and make em look like prats, girls dont like prats believe me not once theyve left secondary school and arent well poor or retarded

>>67258526
My mum banned me from video games, internet and TV for 14 years. Was only allowed to watch a selection of about 10 films, repeatedly.

Worked desu, I was very successful. I have absolutely no self-control as a result though.

>>67258589
hmm perhaps some muscle food

>>67258369
Gather round and I'll tell ye a tale

>mate meets Norwegian girl in WoW guild
>he goes to see her in Norway a few times
>she comes over here
>says he's going to move to Norway
>don't believe
>actually does move there
>can't speak Norwegian and has no qualifications or useful experience
>has a few grand saved up
>sits on his arse playing wow every day living with his gf
>goes to a Norwegian course once a week but it's full of Syrian refugees
>stops going to course
>is there about 6 months
>says he's going to marry her (basically so he can stay there forever)
>gets married
>continues to sit on his arse doing literally nothing

Genuinely no idea what she sees in him or how she can be okay with him being a NEET whilst she works. Admittedly he's still got money, but once that runs out he'll be leeching off her for everything.

>>67258590
things that didn't happen

>>67258590
why the fuck did you leave it until the last night

>walking down highstreet today
>See a woman accosted by 2 white men
>"Why don't you go back to where you came from stupid paki? Brexit and trump happened"
>"Haha yeah before you go I want to rape you though"
>Intervene
>They get scared and run off
Very worried about the direction this country is headed desu lads

>>67258710
didn't read a single word

>>67258640
Eat shit

>>67258710
Shan't be reading one word of this compendium of bullshit

>>67258710
read all of this with no regrets

dont think im going to do good on this midterm desu

>>67258710
everybody loves white people

>>67258710
What a spacker

*reads every post in the thread*
'no'

Dying for a fag but can't find the rolling machine

what car do you drive lads?

i love steve carrells nose

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

>>67258720
Honestly not sure, I whacked out like 10000 words straight away so left it for weeks then it just crept up on me.

It was fucking awful. I can remember it so vividly. I remember just shoving fizzy sweets into my mouth and just drinking can of coke after can of coke just to stay awake, but my head hurting and my eyes trying so bad to sleep.

I was that desperate I'd lie down and give myself 10 minute naps and then in the end I just typed anything so I could make up the word count.

Was fucking abysmal.

>>67258178
brits are disgusting orcs

>>67258461
i fucking hate her but i fucking love her
she ruined my life mate

>>67258796
ford fiesta 2015 version

cost 14 grand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJOl-7ig5k

>>67258801
All Italians look like pasty babies

looking at the other threads and am disturbed by the lack of english

fucking lazy jfs can't be bothered to speak the queenie's tongue

>>67258710
I remember you from about a year ago when you came to our general.
Why are you still so obsessed with your mate, lad?

>>67258317
pleb taste; neck yerself

>>67258840
the queen tongued my anus

>>67258741
wew

>>67258864
runt scot detected

ah yes, love trumps hate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIAjIByVgdk

>>67258796
My parents old 2009 Holden commodore

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>>67258801

pasta

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>>67258689

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>>67258796
>being a cager

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRJ-UWKQtTs

LADS

WHY DID YOU UPSET HER

>>67258895
how ummm does it

love black coffee lads

I'm doing a presentation about memes for my philosophy course

I'm using some of your posts

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Hmmmm

>>67258855
shes sexy and she knows it

>>67258918
Hmm.....

love black cocks lads

>>67258909
*jerks wheel a tiny bit as you approach from the side*

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>>67258782
shame lad I just rolled this warhead

>>67258909
Gorgeous bike desu
How much did it cost you?

>>67258565
Want one desu

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>get in, NOW
How do you respond?

>>67258821
Dont give a shit, wasnt asking you.

>>67258895
Didn't read, wasnt even asking you.

>>67258909
Didnt ask you. Fuck off

>>67258953
>(1.15 MB, 3264x1836)
Shan't be expanding this image beyond the thumbnail it presently is

>>67258936

don't use mine

i'm shy

and my bellend smells of skips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKR2n-G-wdM

jamming to this rn

>>67258940
holy fuck both of them now when did this happen

smeg me arse

Got my feet in a bucket of warm water to try to make them less cold

It's quite nice.

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I cycle.

lmao
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/10/hate-crime-stories-donald-trump-president

>>67258842
>I remember you from about a year ago when you came to our general.

That was a year ago? Crikey.

>Why are you still so obsessed with your mate, lad?

Dunno really. Not obsessed, he's not really a mate any more. I just find the whole Norway thing absurd and I can't feel happy for him because he just annoys me.

Maybe I'm just posting his story here so people can call him a mong and it'll make me feel better.

>yank driving automatic
>brit using a rolling machine

don't know which is more pathetic 2bh

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Thinking doing

weird how i wanted Obama to win in 2008 and wanted Trump to win in 2016 lmao

they're both good lads

I think it's bad news for the English game

>>67258997
Lyrics are dark as fuck 2bh

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Went to buy subway today and asked for a meatball sub

the WHITE MALE serving me instead put his own testicles inside of my sandwich and told me to eat up,
he said 'this is legal now thanks to President Trump'
I didn't want to do it but I was so hungry I took a bite, when I felt his balls burst open like ripe prunes in my mouth he just moaned in some sick twisted mix of agony and ecstasy


if this is Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it.

>>67258936
philosophy wanker loves his philosophy

>>67259034
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>>67259014
>That was a year ago? Crikey.
Probably even more tbqh. Doesn't he live outside Stavanger or something?

>>67259057
a daring gimmick synthesis

>>67258909
type of knob to clip my wing mirror as you scoot up between lanes on the white line

how do you go about asking for a raise lads

>>67259097
Yeah, you've got a good memory.

>>67259012
>Teachers reported that Muslim and Mexican students were targeted – “They said things like ‘you’ll get deported’, ‘you weren’t born here’ and ‘you were born in a Taco Bell’.”
> ‘you were born in a Taco Bell’.
kek

>>67259109
I've never hit anyone whilst filtering

>>67259125
family member dying

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>>67259034
>mfw the growing black and hispanic population will result in uncontested Democratic leadership in your lifetime

calm down and listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XcCHa90-HY

pfftttt
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/10/will-trump-destroy-america

This general is shit now, what happened?

>>67259153
yeah yeah mate heard it all before got your plate number so....

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It's a Bethany episode

>>67259167
Hispanics voted Trump in record numbers

and the black population isn't growing.

>Lefties acting like a candidate they don't like winning is a new phenomena
>Calling for electoral college to be removed/having second votes

I'm now convinced millennials are fucking retarded. I thought it was a >"le young people t. old man" meme.

>>67259125
>>67259097
>>67259032
>>67258985
>>67258966
>>67258796
>>67258720
>>67258589
>>67258531
>>67258526
>>67258490
dont know

shan't be clicking on that guardian link

>>67259144
racism isn't funny

>>67259125
put some porn on

>>67259012
I was talking to a friend and his school had to get extra security because a kid went in with a gun and raped several woman and shot mexicans while screaming TRUMP 2016.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11620637
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>>67259202
solid post

>>67259185
I've never seen a bike run into a car, but I've seen plenty of cars run into bike

>Sorry mate, didn't see you!!!
open your fucking eyes next time

>>67259183
US elections

>>67259197

labour voters were calling for FPTP to be abolished in 2015, even though another system would benefit UKIP more than anyone

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>Mexican Formula 1 driver Sergio Perez has dumped one of his sponsors for sending a disrespectful tweet about his compatriots.

>Perez was incensed after sunglasses manufacturer Hawkers tweeted in the wake of Donald Trump's victory in the US election that Mexicans should buy its shades to hide their tears when Mr Trump began to build a border wall.

>>67258317
top taste my man

>>67258916
>dozens of countries have female presidents
>northern ireland, scotland, wales and england/uk all have female leaders
>is STILL upset that one women didn't become president

umm ok

THEY CALL ME CHIP AND I'M MAAAAAAD WIT IT

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b*llocks

Wish I could feel like Donald trump does right now

unless he's fucking spooked himself then I don't want to feel it

This general is for 18+ only
I'm going to need to see 2 forms of ID before I let you post

>>67259034
Funny (isn't it) how bloc voting PoC is totally fine but any sign of white bloc voting is racist

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>heh blacks voted for obama to the tune of 95% awesome!!!

>WHITES VOTED FOR TRUMP? DISGUSTING RACISTS REDNECKS UNEDUCATED BIGOTS

>>67259188
>Hispanics voted Trump in record numbers
Still a small minority
>and the black population isn't growing.
Just a bold-faced lie 2bh

>>67259125
offer your boss out in the fight room

>>67259270
Phenomenal banter

>>67259293
ID is racist

they're like chippys gone mad innit

>>67259293
utility bill and a nectar card?

>>67259289
tired?

>>67259233
>open your fucking eyes next time
not my problem if I hit a bike, it's the bikers problem.

>>67259313
how many whites voted for obama compared to blacks voting for trump?

this would destroy any accusation of racism

>>67259281
its the same as mongs here calling themselves rebels for supporting exactly what the state and most of their parents also endurance.

>>67259321
quite good idea, I'm bigger than him

>>67259289
Think you have to be genuinely mental to run for president

Like I can't even imagine the pressure, think it was the second debate there was over half a billion people watching live.

>>67259259
yes but then UKIP and Labour can make a coalition like some kind of socialist-nationalist hybrid sounds pretty good to me :)

>>67259281
>Northern Ireland
>female leader
We don't even have a singular leader, we have 2 and they're both men
Why would you blatantly lie?

>>67258909
>fucking freezing when it's cold, fucking boiling when it's hot
>shit in the wet or ice
>uncomfortable
>having to faff around with gear
>can't transport fucking anything
>loud
>exhausting to ride
>boring
>cars can't see you
>you will come off
>you will probably die

The only good thing about motorbikes is being able to filter and the mpg

>>67259293
THIS IS THE BLOKE THAT GOT ME ON THE PENIS BEFORE

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fucked this lads gf last month and hes still upset about it hahahahha

>>67259349
while we're on the topic, is using your indicators THAT much of a hassle that you just don't bother?
because it's invaluable to everyone around you and we really wish you'd start using it

>>67259205
Mexicans aren't a race.

>>67259382
AH I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL

>>67259374
arlene foster?

>>67259293
*shows you my willy*
heres my Incredible Dick haha

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powerful image lads

>>67259386
Oh dear

>>67259373
ukip are a fucking disaster

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*sidles up to you and whispers in your ear*
"tites"

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Trudeau may be one of the prettiest men alive but he's still a neoliberal, imperialist Zionist so let's not

>>67259416
Oh shit aye
>Proddies elected a woman
HAHAHAHAHA

>be me
>run for president of America
>going to immortalized as "first female president"
>end up losing to a retard
>probably going to jail
JUST

>>67259465
>imperialist
hmm, must have missed the memo, which country are we annexing

>>67259465
guarantee she wouldn't be drinking that shite if Ireland didn't have the potato famine and that

need a gf who will flash me casually

>>67259452
yes friend the real way is a glorious labour-lib dem coalition

>>67259465
eagerly awaiting the canadian empire

Why don't they just make Obamacare optional?

>>67259465
she WOULD not be drinking that if not for the famine

>America votrd for a black man
>doesmt want a white woman
Being a female, not even once.

>>67259503
the rebellious US states soon
we're taking back Oregon Territory and Upper Maine

>>67259380
>wear a coat idiot
>never been stuck in snow and needed a tow, and I've ridden through some horrendous weather
>Depends on the bike
>Gloves and a helmet, big whoop
>Unless you have straps
>my exhaust isn't leaking, it sounds fine
>better than the bus
>they should use their fucking mirrors then
>yeah, 3 times, none of which where my fault
>we're all going to die

got any more?

>>67259541
>>67259508
what is this meme

>>67259539
insurance premiums

>holding new born baby son
>intense urge to throw the fucker on the floor and stomp his head
im scared

>>67259508
not really, guinness was extremely popular even before the famine

>>67259197
>liberals
>leftists

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>>67259436
This one too

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powerful image lads

got a lil' tiddle to get the ol' thinkbox running for you boys,

I've received information that the wife of a guy I don't know particularly well but see fairly often has cheated on him with a mate of mine. I've never met the guys wife and my mate has never met this guy.

Should I do anything?

Why are people banging on about anyone that's not a straight white old male being under threat? Where do they even get it from? I don't understand it

>>67259578
she's a professional victim so she loves professional victim: the country
>>67259592
not my argument

>>67259465
>Guinness in a can
Mockery of Irish culture, that abomination

darkies are so deluded
https://twitter.com/wilfredchan/status/796222427369848833

>>67259400
I notice this all the time, there's really some fucking idiots on the road who shouldn't be driving

>>67259465
that can is a mockery of irish culture

>>67259622
honestly could not give a toss, not even sure why I'm wasting a post timer on replying to this

the slime inside my skull is energizing

>>67259622
if you like your mate better than the cuckee than nah

>>67259589
ocd

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>>67259589

>>67259562
Each to their own m8 but I'm finding it shit and can't wait till I get a car sorted.

Was fun the first few days then the novelty wore off.

*lets you out at the junction*

good thread

how's it going lads

*pulls over junction*
*forces you out*

>>67259636
Everyone wants to be an oppressed victim, so if they fail, it's the fault of systematic oppression, not them.

>>67259654
>darkies only ever vote for one party
>it would be a one party state if only they voted
REALLY makes me think
guess that's why African democracy works so well.

>>67259548
2bh who gives a shit when a woman does get elected

they were lynching blacks in recent history, obama is as progressive of a milestone as it gets

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-statement-on-preventing-muslim-immigration


>t-t-trump was just using tactics to get attention and votes
>t-t-trump will just be another politician, he's already toning down from his election rhetoric

>>67259645
ireland were victims though.

victimisation needs publicity

>>67259708
*raises 4 fingers off the steering wheel*

this girl at work keeps getting hotter and hotter the more visibly pregnant she gets

>>67259704
you on a 50cc?
I can see why you'd think that was shit

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>>67259755

>>67259745
>- DECEMBER 07, 2015 -

yeah he said this. What's your point?

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dream of black boy black boy
dream of white girl white girl

really want to shag the pregnant colleague

just realised that Trump might find The White House and Air Force One to be povvo "luxuries" compared to Trump Tower and his Boeing 757

would you trade wealth for power, lads?

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Made the 'zzas. x

>>67259745
*posts press release from almost a year ago*
ah yes

Trump will NEVER do this, nor will he build a wall

nothing wrong with guinness in a can when there's no pint available

>>67259686
Don't think it would affect my mate at all, might be banter to tell the guy, just might make work awkward

>>67259677
ta for the (you) x

>>67259636
entitlement and people being deluded into thinking they are some special protagonist of their own story on the path to greatness, combined with literary ideas of the 20th century from commies where old school heroism was seen as "tacky" and instead the poor disenfranchised workers were raised up as "heroes"

now white middle class kids can say they're "pansexual" or whatever and write a masturbatory blog about them fighting adversity.

>>67259837
Jackeen

Trump literally said he'll send anyone that's not a straight white male to the gulag

>>67259837
potatoes

>>67259755
don't you love the smell of a pregnant woman?

my oneitis is preggers at the moment and the hormones coming off her are amazing

keep whiffing her seat every time she gets up

>>67259801
125, it'll do 60+ if the winds alright 55 otherwise. But I just dislike the riding itself, I don't think a bigger bike would make me like it. Done 2500 miles on it and have had enough ngl

>>67259831
looks really nice, can I have a slice? :) x

>>67259816
doubt his private plane has 8 fighter jets flanking him though

I feel like I'm inhabting someone else's body. I just sort of want to float off and let him get on with it, because really we share nothing in common.

>>67259853
do a blackmail

Everyone keeps saying America have elected an "openly racist" President yet I haven't heard him say anything "openly racist"

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>>67259863
we don't need women anymore
its not gay when its 'just mates'

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>>67259872

Returned home only to find a new carbon monoxide detector was installed lads.

The landlord didn't inform me about any work being done.

Bit upset.

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Reminder: Celts are superior fighters to Anglos

>>67259907
that's because you watch him read teleprompters

>>67259905
Blackmail the wife?

How would I go about doing that to benefit me?

Over the course of a year I have entered full blown insanity
I talk to myself all the time, it's got to the point where I can't control it. I call myself a freak at least 1000 times everyday and I frequently have to repeatedly whisper "shut up" to make it stop.

Haha

One of my neighbours keeps stealing my fucking parcels. I want to fuck them up over it but there's no point because they're NEET scumbags with nothing of worth to lose whereas any police trouble would cost me my career. Fuckers.

>Woman comes to my door
>Claims I have her parcel
>Says it was signed for
>Gets her boyfriend
>They both demand to come into my place to search for it
>Shut the door on them and they start screaming saying they will stab me if I don't give the parcels to them
>Only now just fucked off

Sort of shaking with fear.

>>67259969
Do you spend a lot of time alone?

Nicked my neighbors parcel lmao

>>67259941
>the rest are all nigger countries
ah yes

the other day my mum had a parcel taken in by our neighbours, she went round to collect it and the woman who answered the door lied and said they didnt take in a parcel, they went back and forth a couple of times before her husband came to to the door with the parcel and gave it to my mum, it's fucking weird man, sometimes i think posties just take them and say someone else took it in and let them deal with the problem desu

>>67259876
ah
a four stroke 125 doesn't sound fun, overtaken by lorries and going 20 up hills

a 600 is nice ngl, with lots of power to carve up the roads (under the limit of course)

>>67259969
I talk to myself all the time to but its much healthier conversation than that.
have you tried not being such a freak?

very interesting

Haha silly twat next door is never home to pick up his parcels
Me nd the lads just nick them for the banter, been using his buttplug for months, bet it cost him a fortune

>>67259969
it's always the quiet ones

who else /parcelrelatedposts/ here

>>67259987
And you still have their parcel?

Good lad

>>67259963
send her a text

>>67259987
So what was in the parcel?

parcels

Parcels haven't showed up on time today

LITERALLY SHAKING

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the bf

>>67259969
sounds more like a nervous tic m8

business idea: America actually elects an indigenous American president who deports all the white, black, yellow and brown foreigners

hmm yes parcels hour

just got an xbox delivered, not sure whose it is

>>67259969
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>67260075
the whites came legally

>>67260067
bf is coming in a parcel later

>>67260075
parcel

>>67260009
I dunno m8, I just want a car, I feel like if I don't like riding now I won't like it on a bigger bike.

>>67260094
is it from Denmark?

False alarm boys. A neighbour just knocked on my door with my parcel. Nice guy.

>>67260049
not got her number

>>67259969
Do this all the time, I don't even think normally anymore, reckon it's full blown schizophrenia.

doing a think lads

Imagine being a businessman and deciding to run for President then fucking winning. I mean, actually think about it. I can't believe it

what's with all the parcel related posts?

Imagine a parcel.

I'm partial to parcels 2bh

just stole my neighbours parcel and put a timebomb in it and gave it back to him

>>67260105
don't care. America for the Americans

Multiculturalism is code word for Red Genocide

White kid walked up to me on the elevator today while I was studying my reports and said to me,

"As one minority to another, I just want to say stay safe, brother. It's going to get crazy out there soon"

I should have smacked that kid. I thrive on crazy.

royal mail must work late in west sussex haha

>>67260140
same