/brit/

anime

Technocracy lads

Can't wait to get drunk on Saturday night cba with tomorrow lads

grimenime

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>>67255586
the eternal anglo rides again

anigrime

Been in a coma for the past 6 months lads, have I missed much?

male

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rorkes are desperate to smear this man but he's done literally nothing wrong

>>67255586

Is this the new "someone stood up to a meanie on public transport and then everyone clapped"?

>>67255688
muhammad ali died

any man here a cheat? I've got an opportunity to easily have sex with a hot girl and I'd never get found out

>>67255716
>new

>>67255710
don't know who this is

>>67255653
what a BLOODY racist

>>67255710
I think he's just trying to do something really "meaningful" before he dies

>>67255688
ah righto that's why you never replied to my post. good to see you back lad, literally nothing has happened. I did see a stag from the train window this morning in the dawn mist, but not sure how eventful that is for you.

>>67255710
just like hitler

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t-theres always /gf2017// right??

Was on the train home from work and some white man stood up and yelled "RIGHT. I want every single fucking nigger to get up and leave this train NOW." He then walked down the aisle looking for any non-white seat by seat. Literally shaking.

Watching Magi lads
quite fond of this Morgiana lass
certainly hope things get better for her

>>67255688
New janny, much stricter

>>67255797
brutal

gf coming over now lads

i'll be back tomorrow to shill more

>>67255729
It will stay with you for life
Everytime you try to convince yourself that you're a good person you'll hear a voice in your head calling you a cheater
Every time you meet a nice girl and she asks if you've ever been unfaithful you either have to lie to her, or lose her
Any life you have with your significant other will be built on your lie

Don't do it

>>67255823
That was me, soz.

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>>67255797

>>67255857
sounds horrific

Guess I'll pass

https://www.fb.com/UncleSamsMisguidedChildren.Net/videos/581909478671722/

https://www.fb.com/UncleSamsMisguidedChildren.Net/videos/581909478671722/

Ah yes. America

>>67255846
all me

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>>67255258
>war
wtf
where do these idiots get the gaul to claim there is war on the horizon?
I think we just avoided a major catastrophe that was a Hillary warhawk presidency

its funny that when you press these people on who exactly WWIII will even be with they stumble and then start talking about Islamophobia, as if a global war will ever be against the paltry Muslim states.

if that's the case we've been in WWIII for years now.

China wont go to war with the US, nor vice versa, why would they? they are fair-weather friends at worst and economic bullying is more than enough to influence

>>67255797
and that's it?

>>67255797
>i don't like you
>but can you buy me things? Tee hee
>>67255897
Good lad

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Kate Middleton is pregnant again. Third child on the way.

>US defense stocks soared on trump win
>"but trump is the peace candidate"

makes you think

Why the fuck is it always windy?

Serious question

What the fuck is the deal with wind

does anyone have that pic of a guy pouring his heart out to a girl and she responds with something like "thanks." and he tells her to shove it up her arse

>>67255797
Haha bitchnigga

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In a crowd of Trump supporters earlier and they picked up this man in a wheelchair shouting 'trump won we will kill everyone who's legs don't work'

This is NOT ok, literally shaking rn

>>67255914
so so sory

>>67255797
Good night

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>Gigantic by the Pixies is about a white woman having sex with a black man

>>67255797
take her to a movie then rape her out back
its legal now under President Trump if the media is to believed.

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>>67255797
>heck yeah

f*ck white ameria

t. white american

In my 3rd year of uni I didn't go home at easter, stayed in my uni house to write my dissertation. Wanked eveywhere. On the sofas, came on the kitchen table and worksurfaces, wanked on one of the girls bed and put one of her socks on my willy

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>>67255853

Fuck white people

t. White person

>>67255947
fucking hell Willy is sure working hard

>>67255947
Nah, she just has dat bunda

well well well
shall be doing something else this evening
farewell

>>67255950
arctic winds

>>67256033
Always good to find better ways to spend your time. See ya.

>>67256008
>put one of her socks on my willy

Good lad

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#STOPTRUMP

dont care

>>67255797
Jesus I can see the smoke from here

the french and dane twats have fucked off

there is a god out there after all

t. fuck white

people person

alri alri alri

>>67255975
>pixies

found the pleb lads

>>67256104
Allahu akbar

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>tfw too intellectually and cognitively agile to vote for Trump

>>67256060
REEEEEEE I WANT ONE

Half french half dane here

AMA

>>67256104
Hello Anon
2nd French reporting in

>>67255950
the shape of the country and a long coastline. Its the same most of the world, I live about 100m from the Channel and it is as you say mostly windy, the still days are nice though as they really stand out. Like all the white noise is missing.

https://earth.nullschool.net/

>>67256015
Genuinely want to see the media have a catch up with them to see how it's going. GUARANTEE the couple have unfortunately "separated" and the woman and migrant are just "housemates" now

>>67256128
Actually got very good taste in music

>>67255797
>No I'm busy all weekend
>but yeah if it's as friends

do these whores even try any more?

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>>67256066

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>>67256134
>tfw no black gf

>>67256060
They made two different issues for election day

>>67256134
desu that girl is fit as fuck
>tfw dorky lefties get top tier black girls and I get none

>>67256142
don't mind the french as long as you're not HIM

>>67256104
One is a globalist shill juden, and the other is a degenerate drug addict parisian that listens exclusively to garbage yank rap. worst posters ever

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67256142
Bawwwn jewwer, cumm suvvah?

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>20 years old
>suddenly started having really bad nightmares
>always starts the same, I'm in a room in my dads old house
>light turns off
>feel a person in the room
>they grab me
>start screaming
>they hold me down and rape the shit out of me while covering my mouth

Should I be worried lads?

https://www.fb.com/UncleSamsMisguidedChildren.Net/videos/581909478671722/

https://www.fb.com/UncleSamsMisguidedChildren.Net/videos/581909478671722/

>Vote for trump
>Get beat up by black kids for it

Ah yes, the US of A

>>67256188
Protip: I use capital letters and he doesn't
Most of the time

ran a doggo over on the way home lads :(
i ran over it's bottom half and fucked its legs and i just left in the road
maggot food now lol

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live in America
With a pair of Payless shoes
The upper peninsula
And the television news

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>>67256208
>you wake up just before you cum
Always happens m8, don't worry

Happily engaged and love my future wife dearly, but I desperately wish I fucked a black girl while I was single

>>67256208
your dad probably bum raped you as a kid and you repressed the memory

pretty hot dream though

>>67256233
worried that you might be him in disguise
will wait to see what you have to offer the thread

>>67256185
so go to acting classes, method a dorky leftie and you will be quids in. Plus your acting career could take off enabling even more, theres no down side to this.

>>67255826
Just read the manga lad

Anime does have a GOAT ending though imo, second one from ep 13 onwards

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https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/5c61yw/ysk_if_youre_feeling_down_after_the_election/d9u1r16/?context=10000

has democracy gone too far?

>empty bus
>could literally sit anywhere
>chooses to sit directly infront of me

Hard being so handsome lads

>>67256255
that cat looks incredibly comfy

>>67256208
Jesus lad
>>67256285
Jesus lad

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I'm bonkers for Gerry now!

just sat in front of some neanderthal on the bus lads

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WTF I hate trump now!!!

>>67256316
Kek

some bloke in an orange apron came up to me in b&q and asked if I wanted decking

luckily I got the first punch in

>>67256312
whatever he might say, it amuses me that someone would put so much effort into that post.

redditors amuse me.

>>67256285
Fucking hell this is exactly what i was worried about.

I'm pretty sure he hasn't

>>67256316
this happens to me aswell
I don't think it's because we're handsome though, i think it's because we don't look intimidating because we have low test baby face

*opens /brit/ tab*

*closes /brit/ tab*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVcdfNjIRhM

Just had some bread with margerine on it

>Climate is the biggest concern I have by a landslide. Trump's 100 day plan includes allowing for coal/oil/shale extraction from protected sites, a strong arm for pipelines through protected areas (specifically pointing to Keystone as his champion cause), promises to gut $50 billion of environmental spending to UN programs, promises to undo sanctions on pollution, and also has a bunch of clauses which, if implimented, would impact all fields, but including and especially climate science (such as his desire to require two regulations be removed arbitrarily if one regulation will be passed).

>He is appointing a leading climate change denier to the EPA, which he has discussed dismantling all together. He has discussed removing the FDA all together, removing educational advisement from his cabinet, and rewarding companies with tax incentives to expand in destructive areas while simultaneously promising to remove the restrictions put in place to mitigate harm done to the environment in the process.

trump really is retarded

>>67256355
definitely happened. saw it

>>67256367
Had a chuckle at this one

>>67255947
Probably never ironed anything in her life the parasitic demon

>>67256312
fuck redditors honestly
sick of the preachy rubbish they vomit out as if its revelation.

>>67256355
>there are people who will actually believe this

>>67256355
how the fuck do they come up with this shit

>>67256355
I'll take, "Lies for $100"

need an underbite gf

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>trump rang our enda before your MP and was the first to be invited to the White House for St. Paddy's day

Hm..

>>67255586
>You

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>>67256389
Nah im handsome as fuck

Can somebody redpill me on Kindles?

Want to buy one for cheap downloads of books and easy reading but I can't imagine what it would be like not having a physical book or turning actual pages.

Pls advise

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:(((( I HATE TRUMp !!!!

>>67256355
>Easier to rape immigrant women because we can deport them"

What? That sentence doesn't even make sense

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>(((Climate change)))
>Real

>>67256406
It's identity politics, white rust belt voters see all this global warming stuff as just an attack on their way of life and not a serious problem

>>67256406
This is smart. Climate change is real sure, global warming isnt and they are taking completely unnecessary measure to appeal to the public.

>>67256406
>getting Jewed by climate change alarmists
lmoa

>>67256355
it's just post ironic satire

>>67256335
>memes got Donald Trump into the white house
>memes will unite Ireland for the first time in centuries

hmmmm

really made me think

>>67256463
If Amazon think you have violated their terms and conditions they can take all the books you've bought off you and won't give you your money back either

>>67256467
>OMG she died?!

>>67256446
Trump doesn't have Irish blood, he has Scottish ancestry that orignates from the Isle of Lewis.

the paddy didn't make the White House this time (Obama did)

>>67256406
>fill the atmosphere with CO2
>cause another Ice Age
>white people are already adapted to the cold
>Europe covered with comfy snow
>shitskins fuck off back to Africa
9D chess

>>67256446
B-B-BUT FRONT OF THE QUEUE!!!

>>67256453
What colour are those eyes?

https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656


really
REALLY

made me think

>>67256306
>read the manga
have considered this
but I'm reading a lot of things as is

Walked by some cunt and whispered "oh oh i got stamina" near his ear

Was able to wall off before he realised what happened

>>67256491
>memes get donald into the white house
>if only 18-25 year olds voted only 3-5 states would've been red

Old uneducated people got him into the white house. I love how /pol/ tries to act like they played a large role.

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>hello i am from chester

>>67256518
tears of joy

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>>67256467

>>67256542
i bet all of these really happened ah yes

>>67256519
>Scottish ancestry
>no Irish blood
Please refrain from commenting on matter you know nothing about Chang

Passed a woman in a niqab explaining to her kid that "good people know Donald Trump is a racist, and that's why daddy is so angry about the result"

I laughed, but held it in until I was out of suicide bomb range

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>>67255914
>>67255963
I'M STILL HERE

>>67256491
>first time in centuries
Ireland was united up until 1920s, after that it was entirely down to the separatists from the Free Irish State that split the two countries and they still have the gall to claim it as part of Ireland

white people's votes should only count as 0.5

>>67256596
ah yes, I'm sure all those republicans in congress and the senate agree

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>>67256453
Cunt looks like a character from Skyrim

>>67256446
Reminder that Trump was one of the, and probably the biggest to be fair, donors of the IRA

>>67256488
>climate change alarmists

aka NASA

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>>67256491
>memes will unite Ireland for the first time in centuries
>as a protestant nation governed by the crown

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thinking

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wheezing

>>67256542
Millenials are pathological liars when it comes to their own victimhood.

It's exactly like /pol/ making up bullshit about CTR during the election.

>>67256563
tbf pepe spam did send her into a spaz attack which no doubt damaged her lmao

lmaoing @ people who are afraid to wear hijabs, go to the shops incase they get abducted and deported

that's their problem, they shouldn't be such scaredy cats

>>67256463
They're good but don't bother getting one that isn't backlit

>>67256682
>more next time on: THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED

>>67256644
Utter lies

>>67256680
I never talk about what I believe for this reason.

>>67256657
MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME IMPERIALS, CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

>>67256717
>Nuh-uh!

>>67256650
The DOJ deals with situations like that, not Congress

>>67256666
>NASA totally wouldn't misrepresent or falsify data in order to get grants to solve """climate change"""
LMOA

>>67256682
no matter what happens, the liberal butthurt was so worth it

>>67256682
Can't tell if satire or not anymore

>trump isn't even in office yet
>"THIS IS TRUMP'S AMERICA!!!!1!!"

why

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>>67256446
Nige was literally on stage giving a speech at one of his rallies

dont mind muzzies nd gays but its too much in our faces

>>67256639
and that's it?

Really enjoy chatting with middle aged South East Asian women lads.

They're really talkative and forward which is nice because I'm autistic and quiet.

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>President-elect Donald Trump

Tried having a nap, hoped I'd feel less down. I don't.

>>67256663
umm no sweetie he just donated to Sinn Feinn

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huffing

>>67256639
So so sorry

walked outside and got shot earlier lads

had to call the police and everything

>>67256519
Literally the most gaelic (irish) part of scotland the islands you spastic, not lowland scottish anglo cuckoldery

plus the VP is 100% devout irish catholic

>>67256773
now that is some excellent banter

>>67256795
May's Britain ladies and gentlemen

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>Not so fast Dahnald, there's still my delegates...

>>67256743
>butthurt
FOY

>>67256773
false flag

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>>67256773
kek

I don't understand the meme about women just being in it for the money. I've even tried being really jealous and it still does nothing.

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>>67256773
>so anon, do you have any questions for us?

>>67256823
absolutely bewildered how this took off

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>that first swig on a decent premium lager after a long day
Almost as good as sex

ever since brexit, ive been stabbed and shot and killed 4 times
#notmybrexit

>>67256846
>Jealous

Generous that should say

>tfw you step outside and nothing happens to you

Walked outside earlier today and a Trump supporter assumed I was Mexican so set me on fire then shot me in the head and called me a wet back spic in greggs

>>67256872
Harp?

>>67256773
more like that guy who lined up those items has a serious case of autism

>>67256736
NASA aren't solving climate change?

They're monitoring it and showing the entire planet the impact ozone depletion and atmosphere radiation is having.

>>>67256872
let me guess, Moretti

ah yes trump won

*walks outside and lynches the blacks*

>>67256861
Cheese and onion or salt and vinegar?

>>67256861
Fugg didn't mean to reply to that post

Confronted a racist visible Trump supporter today
I asked him how he could allow such a horrible bigoted rapist molest American democracy and that the senate would never stand for this, he just laughed at me and said "we are the senate!"

he threw me to the ground attempting to rape me, but I pushed him off and sprayed him with my pocket mace.
He just took a step back, wiping his eyes and calmly said "its treason then" while pulling out his dick, next thing I knew he was flying through the air at me, spinning dick first!

I barely made it out alive.

#RealTrumpStories
#STOPTRUMP

came back from my holiday from spain yesterday and a white trump supporter kicked me in the head because he thought I was mexican

#notmypresident

>>67256682
>>67256773
>>67256467
>>67256355
Is this stuff just normie's version of 4chan posts desperate for Yous? Fucking hell I'm really tempted to come up with one myself and get thousands of likes

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>>67256773
TOP NOTCH BANTER

>>67256596
they've built him up as such a boogieman that anything human will seem out of character

they created their own enemy and he doesn't exist

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37941191

well I never

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>>67256891
>the impact ozone depletion and atmosphere radiation is having.

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>>67256733
>the Irish Republicans, who claimed rightful dominion over the entire Isle of Ireland, were the ones who split the isle
>it had nothing to do with the aggressive British colonisation of the north and blatant threats of total war
>ignoring the blatant gerrymandering that occured in the creation of (((Northern Ireland)))

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may and trump

>>67256808
HOL UP
*eats potato*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*riverdances*
WE WUZ PRESIDENTS AND SHEEIIT?
*detonates car bomb*

there's a video of a Trump voting getting beat up, but they just show tweets of poc lying on twitter

GENTLEMEN

THIS IS

DEMOCRACY

MANIFEST

>>67256945
Shameful desu. Men should learn to take pride in their space

>Theresa May was the 10th leader Trump spoke to since winning

FRONT
OF
THE
QUEUE

>>67256924
Difference is they're doing it for sympathy and attention whereas we do it for basic human contact

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>>67256750
>Nige
Who? Is he an important vital part of a country now? Or just another fading into nothing.

>>67256945
kinda miss living with my gf, she used to wash my clothes and make dinner

trump supporter just walked up to me an shot me for being an illegal immigrant because i said i didn't have american citizenship

this is trump's america

>>67256846
so you're not attracting gold diggers
lucky you

>>67256987
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

I was OP. I started this great meme and gimmikc. youre welcome

>>67256951
If you use logic about >muh colonisation that happened hundreds of years ago then new Zealand is Maori, Australia is abbo and america is native

Literally the same level as BLM wanting reparations from slavery

FYI: I will be masturbating at some point in the next couple of hours.

>>67256987

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

>>67256872
>>67256898
Heineken (bottled)

>>67256987
might go have a succulent chinese meal for dindins

>>67257045
MI5 has been notified

>>67256967
Argentina got any more boats we can sink for old times sake?

>>67256682
she forgot LITERALLY SHAKING

>>67256872
>that first sniff of high quality peruvian after a long day

ah yes

>>67256992
Alright darling, whatever you say, just get in the fucking shower

*turns in the gas, disinterestedly glances through the window as she writhes and foams at the mouth*

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>>67256753
>>67256779

>>67257040
those are all true though

you just agreed with him and then said it was wrong lmao

Wanking too much is really bad for your mental health

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>the absolute state of the runts on /r/unitedkingdom

How far up your arse does a cock need to be before it's actually gay?

sister is threatening to wank me off again

>>67257040
If you use the same logic about >muh totally made up borders
Then Clinton is the President of 23 states
Only England and Wales left the EU
And gay marriage is illegal in half the ROI

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>>67256891
>the entire planet the impact ozone depletion and atmosphere radiation is having.

give me something to say on vocaroo

>>67257055
nice (not really)

>>67257096
>being able to afford coke in 2016
fuck off billionaire

>>67257139
I've got bigger problems. Wanking takes my mind off of how miserably lonely I am.

>>67257180
Sing us a sea shanty

>>67257002
>Ireland
Who?

You know what they say, lads.

Big feet, big cock

:^)

>>67257102
Sorry lad
Hang in there

>half drunk bottle of vodka in my sisters room
>2 empty vodka bottles in my room
>2 empty wine bottles + loads of empty cans in the kitchen from my mum and dad

Apparently everyone in my family is an alcoholic now

>>67257161
Depends on how deep your ass is

put some of my molecules into someone elses molecules and was sent to a room that would confine my molecules because her molecules had not existed long enough

>>67257186
get a cat so you're no longer lonely

>>67257204
might be the exception to that rule

>that first toke of your perfectly crafted machine rolled spliff

>>67257204
fucks sake

only got size 5 1/2 feet

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>>67257012
mine comes over and does that, I enjoy it but sometimes I feel guilty as all I do when I go to hers is lie in bed.

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Trump says he's going to change his hair if he wins.

Looking forward to it desu

saw the underside if my foreskin for the first time today

looks funny

>>67257161

The prostate is only 2/3 inches inside I believe, but one could argue that having the penis make contact with your bum at all is homosexual.

Having chicken nuggets and oven chips for dinner, and it was just last night that I was saying chicken pops/oven chips are an actual dinner for me.

>>67257181
I tend to buy in bulk and they don't do crates of obscure lagers in Tesco

>an avowed racist gets elected president
>racists now feel they have carte blanche to be arseholes to people of colour

>>67257045
Do we need to synchronise watches?

>>67257251
looking forward to the inevitable Bernie hair

>>67257210
>his family drinks vodka
Runt household

>>67257218
I'm allergic.

Besides I'm surrounded by other people. It just doesn't fix my loneliness.

>>67257210
haha, sounds like my cousin who tried to commit suicide the other day

>Wake up at half six every day
>Get read for an hour
>Drive to work for an hour and a half
>Spend about eight hours wishing I was back in bed
>Finish
>Spend an hour or more driving home again
>Make tea
>Sit on my bed and just catch up on personal emails and Facebook messages
>It's nearly 8 by that time
>Time for sleep soon
>Repeat cycle

>Finally get to the weekend
>Friday night I'm too tired to do anything
>Enjoy Saturday
>Spend Sunday getting ready for work and dreading it

Ah yes, 'living'

>>67257215
Nonce

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The gf

>>67257248
good old desklad

>>67257260
>being this much of a student

>>67257204
>cartoonishly big feet
>itty bitty willy
ah yes

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>>67257251
Should just shave it all off desu

>>67257248
Alri', desklad

>>67257305
know this feeling all too well. so fucking depressing

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>>67257193
>Donald trump
>unironically
>literally
>invited Irelands Taoiseach to the white house before every other country on earth
>and spoke with us before the UK

>>67257161
Is it gay to have a man's willy in your hand? Because you do when you wank

dunno how to best describe the weather at this current moment, some might say cold out

>>67257139

t. wives tales

>>67257302
haha sounds like my aunt who actually went through with it

so here we all are

the lads

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>>67257302
>"haha, sounds like my cousin who tried to commit suicide the other day"

>>67257205
Thanks

>>67257305
Doesn't sound like you're living m8, sounds like you're existing

If you think that Brexit is good and Trump is good then there is a huge logical inconsistency in your thought process . Brexit was thought on the terms of getting British Sovereignty back .

One of the loudest policies Trump has spoke about is his intention to build a wall at the border with Mexico , and make Mexico pay for it . This is a direct violation of Mexico's sovereignty threatening to make them pay for a wall . So yeah if you support Trump and Brexit you are a moron . How would you like it if another country told Britain what to do ? Oh wait you wouldn't

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CONTROL HERE

>>67257356
>Taoiseach
what?

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>it's a remembering you don't have a gf and feel sad episode

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>>67257363
"irish weather" is the descriptor you're looking for

>>67257342
Things could be better, accidentally wiped a hdd with my chan folder which I'd spent a decade building.
Other than that everything is pretty fucking good though.

The only man that ever walked into parliament with honest intentions was guy fawkes

got a belter of a post for the next thread lads

>>67257393
Our border control takes place in France, we literally annexed part of their country to avoid illegals reaching Kent.

And France pays for it.

practicing necromancy

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Ah yes. Scottland

>>67257441
really makes me think

>>67257422
muh heritage name for their Prime Minister

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gf just sent me this

>>67257422
The top man in Ireland who says if your potatos are a bit smelly, millions of people must starve

Don't quite understand it myself, but each to their own

>>67257393
Mexico is infringing on the sovereignty of the United States by sending criminal gangs there so the act of building a wall is simply restoring the natural balance

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>>67257356
>Nigel Farage was unironically literally invited by Donald Trump to speak at one of his rallies before a white house aide had informed him that Ireland wasn't actually part of the UK

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>>67257404
not anymore Cenk

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>>67257431
>Its a seeing a girl with great tits and remembering I have a flat gf episode

>>67257404
Does anyone have the picture of Alex Jones smiling while Cenk is melting down?

>>67257431
They're more trouble than their worth tbqh, best just to go on dates with girls from Tinder or Happn

t. newly single after having 3 different girlfriends one after the other

>>67257484
Nice

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>>67257484
what an absolute disgusting arse
I feel sivk

>>67257514
I'm just searching for any sort of meaning and a gf at least seems like something.

>>67257484
>spotty arsed women

Is this an actual thing?

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>>67257496
>a nobody in control of nothing now
Ohhh nooo~

>>67257508
Had a look but I can't find it

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>>67257485
Thank you for respecting our culture

>>67257474
shut up you wankstain or ill kill all your other uncles

>>67257459
gb2 reddit

can someone post the purple hair IT'S DISGUSTING BANKERS AND BONUSES woman

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>>67257248
Had a sniff of her fanny recently m8?

>>67257534
What was SHE thinking

>>67257484
>carwash at a nightclub
Interesting business proposition
Perhaps i'll make an investment in this so called "car wash night club"

I was on the train today and all the white people in the carriage ran to me and started punching me and kicking me.........


this is the future of the trump presidency.......