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Greatest allies edition
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TH FOR IT'S FUCKING FREEZING
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>Norwegian thinks the president can pull us out of NATO
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>>67195046
Sadly my leaf has protected me from the cure.

I still think he's cute, if way too young at the moment.
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Hmmmm
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>midwest states
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>It's another CHANGE episode in murikan history

Shit is going to be different but I do revel in SJW tears.
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>>67195098

luv u 2 bby
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>have an american gf
>be at the point in our relationship where we need to think about moving in together permanently and getting married
>seriously thinking about going to america with her

MAGA
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we dem boyz
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>mfw gommie
>mfw traditional leftist like hillary managed to edge out bernie this time, but it's clear the shift further left is the direction the democrats must go after this resounding defeat to Trump
>mfw socialist USA soon
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>>67195218
>thinking about moving together and getting married at the same time

What the fuck are you doing nigga?
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>>67195271

I phrased it poorly I guess. We've been living together here in Finland for a few years now.
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>>67195258

>t. delusional accelerationist
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I find this shit absolutely Hilarious
Congraz to Trump and his voters. Hard fought campaign.

All of this butthurt I find all over, it nourishes me
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>>67195380
Ah ok. Then I hope all the best to you. Does she speak any finnish?
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>>67195226
>trump will end with 309
pretty crazy
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>suddenly 3 finnish anons in the thread
h-hello
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>>67195413
I'm just waiting for all the feminist twitter screencaps. Then hopefully it will be over in a couple of weeks. This shit has gone on for too fucking long. Like half a year it has been nothing but trump v hillary garbage everywhere.
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>>67195226
I feel like I accomplished something
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>>67195258
whats funny is bernie's gommie message resonated well in the midwest, and he was really who they loved in the democratic primaries, but for some reason he couldn't get minority support. In order to be a viable democratic candidate you need to have that minority support way up.
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>>67195490
sup
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>2:10 am
>still awake and shitposting on /int/
I can't sleep, we actually fucking did it.
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>>67195559
American minorities are in deep delusion that their issues are racial in nature instead of being class issues.
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>>67195490
Hi Anon
I came to bask in the glory of Trump in this rain of liberal tears.

>I j-just got a job offer from my dreamjob, on my terms
>t-t-thanks Trump
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I just wanted to say i love you guys. hopefully we can unite as right-wing brothers and clean out the filth and corruption in our countries. God I'm so happy
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>>67195810
explain the pirate party please
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>>>/pol/97366412
>>>/pol/97366412
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>Live streaming: Secretary General joint press point with the President of Finland

http://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/events_67375.htm?selectedLocale=en
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>>67195843
it's a dumb dead meme party
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>>67195874
>all the world leaders scramble to kiss Trump's ass

Like clockwork
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>>67195929
Of course. What else do you think would happen?
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>>67195929
Trump seriously needs to address Finland with words.

"You cant keep saying you're our allies when you dont join our Alliance. It stops now, Yes or No?"

My strong belief is that with that, we would join
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>>67195993
I think we should still remain neutral, but 2016 has been such a fucking insane year. Putin is an insane dictator so I don't know how shit will go down in the future.
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cum lol
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>>67196118
Seems like things will calm down now if anything.

Sweden and Finland have no need to join NATO, I'm sure of it. Especially now that it would have higher requirements under Trump is seems even less appealing. Giving up control over military (we'd have to defend turkey) and the military budget seems unwise.
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WHO /MIDWEST/ HERE
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>>67195057
yea, the so important middle america that contributes nothing to US expect potatoes and incest
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haha what the FUCK happened?
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Good morning /cum/.
good thimg that Trump won
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>>67196238
hi dy ho neighbour *waves*
that's how i imagine you guys
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>>67195993
"You're with us, or you're with the terrorists!"

Bush was fucked, so no and fuck you too.
Your strong beliefs mean nothing.
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>>67196238
Iowa representing
>>67196291
A bit less 50's family comedy, but yeah.
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It's so crazy to think that a hundred years from now Trump's going to be in American history textbooks next to Washington, Lincoln, and Roosevelt. Holy shit
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>>67196441
The day a literal meme became a president
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>>67196118
Putin will calm down now knowing that he has a friend in the White House

All of Putin's blustering was a response to a United States that was aloof if not downright hostile towards Russia when it came to rhetoric
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>>67195559
I'm petty sure Bernie had a lot of minority support. At least that's what it seemed like to me living in a blue state. I probably would have voted for him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJLUgj94ISs
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>>67196441
Ronald Reagan was an actor/meme who was a phenomenal president
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Is Oaklahoma the best state in the US?
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Has there ever been a more cucked US politician?

What a disgrace, she should just fuck off to Qatar or something now since everyone knows she was a manipulative rat.
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>>67196612
No it's boring and plain. Also, they are getting pounded by earthquakes nowadays caused by fracking. Just had a 5.0 this week.
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>>67196570
His policies were shit in the long run, and he had been a governor before.
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>>67196654
Why is fracking allowed?
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>>67196570
Only in economy. His foreign policy was fucking awful
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>>67196688
Because there's no cheaper safe alternative probably.
>>67196692
think you got that backwards tbqhwy
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>>67196525
What sportsmanship
I can just imagine all the quiet pent up frustration at first, Hillarys face twisting in disbelief and raising levels of rage.

Behind closed doors, the rage erupts at her aides, yelling how they screwed her up. Incomprehensible gibberish as loud as she can, launched at everything and everyone in the visinity. Bills eyes will sink further back into his head, all life and joy sucked out of his soul... as he knows he is getting beat up several times that day.

And all the while she knows, that her "sponsors" will be coming for her head soon
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>>67196654
Which is the best then?
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>>67196612
Unequivocally yes
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>>67196692
he peacefully brought an end to the cold war and was loved by almost every western country
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Why is the left so bad at taking a loss? It's the same here in Brazil and every other country I've seen on the internet.
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>>67196780
/int/ is a SFW board, please delete this.

>>>/gif/
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>>67196830
Left restrains their shitposting until losing so it looks like it's worse than it is.

Right is a nonstop shitpost train. Just look at /pol/
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>>67196826
>>67196734
Contras desu.
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>>67196885
How long until it subsides?

Some people find it funny but I just find it annoying as fuck. I don't come to the Internet to discuss one topic and one topic only.
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Based Americans
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>>67196830
Everyone is bad at taking a loss. Just think back to how /pol/ and other right wingers took Romney's defeat four years ago
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>>67196943
It's 4chan, give it like three days and we'll be back to shitposting as normal.
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>>67196950
>Mfw all the tears that came about when only minutes before they were shitposting on EVERY BOARD that Romney was going to win

i only wanted trump to lose because of /pol/'s tears
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>>67196688
It makes money and who cares about damage to the environment and other consequences lmao.
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I had this crazy dream that trump actually won haha
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>>67196950
Yeah, but that was pretty much contained to /pol/ and 4chan. Now I'm seeing tears literally everywhere, and it's fucking annoying as shit.
>>67196971
I hope so.
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>>67196950
plus that IT'S FUCKING RIGGED GUYS WE'RE ALL FUCKED ILLUMINATI RIGGED- oh wait never mind
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>>67196830
Because Trump is seen by the left here as Adolf Hitler's second coming. He's endorsed by the KKK and is basically undoing all the progress of democrats. Of course if they believe that they'll be upset
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>>67197011
Do you actually know anything about the oil extraction process?

Didn't think so

Now run along back to the cuckshed we've gotta get started on making America great again
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Which country could i viably move to?
I'm a software engineer but only got like 2 years of experience.
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I decided to call Shartia America again.
You sharted well, you sharted yourself back to be Human,

I'm proud of you guys.
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>>67197082
go to ireland they love americans there
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I'm worried that meme magic has become too powerful.
What are the possible implications of letting 4chan influence more global events?
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>>67197085
You're turn
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>>67197166
The world will be a bit less boring.
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>>67197166
Free sex robots, burgers and mobility scooters for everyone?
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>>67197082
Canada or Sweden. You might have some safespace there.
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>>67197166
Kanye might win the 2020 primary thanks to /mu/'s meme magic
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>>67197166
>/tv/ summoned Bane
>/b/ created itself via Fox News
>/pol/ made Trump through meme magic
>/v/ can't even get Episode 3

for chrissakes
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>>67197050
This is another problem with the politicial polarization we see in the west. Basically as the power swings back and forth the incumbents will constantly seek to undo whatever their predecessors did. Because the different sides being more combative and less pragmatic about trying to move the country forward together.

Imagine if it swings back to a huge democrat victory in 4 years and they roll everything back again

Another thing, I can't imagine how awful Hillary must have felt. She worked so hard for this ever since her loss in 2008. And she got so much hate, people calling her all sorts of names, comparing her with Hitler and Satan. She toughed through all of it, and for nothing, she still lost in the end. And she does so knowing most america think she's absolutely vile and evil. What a way to go.
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>>67197108
Ireland is gonna get fucked for being a tax haven.
That relationship won't last long.

>>67197230
Both are actually extremely difficult to migrate to unless you're a refugee.
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>>67197238
I don't think you are that insane to make him president.
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>>67197297
Don't say that.
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>>67196652

>mfw she didn't even give a concession speech
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>>67197297
I just woke up from my sleep still in disbelief
We actually fucking did it buds.
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>>67197296
Not really, it's easy if you got a job offer.
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When I visited the US, I chose to go through the Mid West
Thanks for reminding me why I made the right choice, lads
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>>67197327
>Implying she's not giving it tomorrow
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>trump won
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>>67197332
>You will never /cum/ in Sombra's hair
>She will never pretend to be disgusted but secretly love it
>She will never boop your dick with her lips
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>>67197387
*later this morning

She was too upset to give it when she should have

This was literally 30 years in the making for her and she thought she was just going to waltz right in because that's what the polls and the media and the markets and the bookies said was going to happen
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"Reply to this post if you get it"-Australia
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respect to all yanks who made america great again
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>>67198065
realistically he won almost entirely from rural voters who've probably never heard of 4chan.
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>>67197369
There is literally nothing to do in the midwest, who the fuck would go there on vacation
t. used to live in Ohio
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>>67198174
I went East coast to West coast
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>>67195843
Party that was libertarian, went leftist and crashed
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>4chan's meme candidate wins
>is a Republican this time
>4chan realizes it is no longer supporting an outsider ideology
>4chan collectively becomes radically liberal

it will occur by 2020, screencap this. give anons time to settle in and become disgruntled under the new government, and by 2020 they will find another oddball to support.
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I just wanna say congratulations america
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Fuck off Americunts, you can take Tony with you
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>>67198116
this.

rural voters knew Democrats would not help them, rural voters are tired of being ignored, rural voters elected a strong independent man who don't need no establishment.

the states that receive the highest amounts of welfare voted in the hopes of getting off the dole and onto jobs... it is a dumb hope but oh well.
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>>67198317
anon it's a fact that 4chan is counterculture as fuck.

/b/ was fighting for animal rights and telling scientology to fuck right off a decade ago

now /pol/ is full of fucking right wingers and neo-nazi's who didn't realise it's all a big joke.

every decade society changes, and 4chan does the precise opposite
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>>67198116
it's 2016
rural voters know just as much about 4chan as anyone else
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>>67198539
I think you're really overestimating what people know about this place. It's a bogeyman around the internet. It's not like Reddit, where real people actually use it. The only people who come here are fucking losers who would never admit they come here.
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>wake up
>trump is potus

USA USA USA

Good on ya, ya cheeky cunts.
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>>67198505
/b/ is still leftist.

/pol/ (or /n/ or /new/) was always authoritarian at the very least.

Nothing has changed.
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>>67198694
>/b/
>Leftist

not anymore fucker, it's right wing who won't admit it's gay, just like neo-/pol/
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> had an excellent 5 minutes animation idea but forgot
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>American midwest
>it's not in the midwest
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>>67198762
I'm pretty sure UNICEF already did the poo-loo video.
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>>67198694
> /pol/ was always authoritarian
hello newfriend
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>>67196299
*waterboards you* get fucked terrorist!

just kidding we all know Finland is America's greatest ally
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All this "durr Germany warns you" shit didn't work out makes me feel good. I never gave any leftist fuck the right to talk for me, so I almost showed my real opinions which would have ruined my week because of all the butthurt.
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>>67199470
They might've influenced my opinion because when I glazed over those pictures I thought it was about Merkel. When I realized it was just another insubstantial DRUMPF IFT HITLER meme it didn't have any effect.
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>>67199643
I'd have warned you about the refugees etc. but there was no need to, I mean I post about stuff like this here a lot anyways.
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>>67195057
What the fuck I love australia now
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Trump won the presidency, right?
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>>67200026
Yep
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What would you have thought in 2014 if someone told you that Trump was going to be president?
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>mfw I just woke up and saw the results
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>>67198689

Terrible salute.
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>>67199049
Paul was a short-lived meme.

Do you remember why /n/ and /new/ got killed?
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>>67196652

It's embarrassing.

She also should have never lost to Obama.

Hillary will go down as being a horrendous politician. Her judgment really is terrible. Even her inner circle thinks so.
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>>67200314
couldn't be bothered finding the perfect gif m8
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>>67195699
THIS. Anyway, I'm sure Bernie could have won were he not forced to throw the election.
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WHY is there no live feed of Clintons suicide attempt
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So it can be concluded that the answer to Obama's "yes we can" is "no we can't, nigger".

And the only thing he achieved in office gets axed the moment he's out. Funny how things turn out. I wonder how much shame he feels.
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Buds I'm really happy :D

>tfw race relations will be healed
>tfw the American people will come together again
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RISE OF CHINA: COMING SOON. THANKS TRUMP!
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I voted for Gary Johnson.
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Hilary in prison when?
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>>67201676
Fuck you. You people literally gave Trump the White House.
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>Trump in the White House
>Republicans control the House
>Republicans control the Senate
I was expecting there to be some obstruction of Trump's policies in the House and Senate, but is that even going to happen now? Will he be able to just ram shit through?
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Ben Carson
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>>67201905

City, Carson
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THE COUNTRY, DAHNALD
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>>67195083
hmm?
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I have depersonalization disorder.
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congrats again boyos
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>>67201854
Sane republicans will reign him in. Plus he needs to be a unifier now so he can't go crazy. He'll need to plot a course to bring people together. Can't do that if he's making proclamations that make half the country butthurt.

It'll be same old same old.
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even the arabs next door are celebrating trump victory lmao
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Everyone is wide eyed here. They don't understand.
>mfw I wanted it secretly
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It was all worth it to see the left get their world turned upside down.
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>>67195226
Reporting in. Sorry about that peso drop, mexibros. It'll bounce back soon enough, our trade ties are like a ball of steel wool.
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Why do Germans on my feed get so upset?
Ridiculous
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Real question for Americans,

What a lot of people aren't talking about is the elections for the Senate and House of Representatives which the Republicans also now both control. What will this mean for policy being put through? We're going to have 4 years of all three levels of government agreeing with each other and being able to pass anything without worry from the opposition right? Or is t hat not how it works in the US?
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Reports from Mexico coming in of mass panic, rape, and looting... so it seems the election has had no major affect :^ )
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>>67196238
ILLINOIS HERE
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Can you appreciate that only 99% of our country is cucked before Trump bans all German immigrants pls?

I just need 1 and a half years to finish my degree ._.

with love to Ameribros
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>>67202465
We will not forgive Clinton.
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>>67202662
>We're going to have 4 years of all three levels of government agreeing with each other and being able to pass anything without worry from the opposition right? Or is t hat not how it works in the US?
2 years if I watched House of cards correctly, congress can change during midterm elections (but doesn't need to necessarily)
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>>67202649
Because muh Nazi history, we must prevent a tradgedy!!
Also germans are dumb and arrogant, which is funny because they say the same about americans.

>>67202769
Maybe he gives us, the people that supported him a chance :^(
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>>67196238
Wisconsin here :D
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>>67202662

The only thing standing in the way of Republicans are Republicans. Not only the Federal and Legislative branches, but they will also have a Republican majority on the Supreme Court. If they can work together, they can do anything. But there was a bit of a civil war in the Republican party this election cycle, so it will be interesting to see what they can agree on over the next two years until mid-term elections might change their control.
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>>67202899

Alt-Right vs Traditional Republicans vs Tea Party could get messy. I don't really care for either candidate but at least 2 years of possibly getting everything passed could mean a lot of legislation going through and a lot of REAL change possibly which does get me really interested!
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>>67202899
They dont have a supermajority so anything that goes through some of the Democrats will have to agree with, which is probably for the better.
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>>67203076
>REAL change
Don't get your hopes up, it will most likely just be watered-down lukewarm shit due to the fact Trump will have to compromise with those Traditional Republicans you mentioned.
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>>67202298
They're all looking to Paul Ryan to be a voice of reason. Honestly, I think we're going to see Trump's rhetoric severely mellow out in the next few months. His speech last night was very tame.
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>>67202662
Republican divide is at unprecedented highs. I would not be surprised at all if a third party offshoot were to gain some traction. Return of the Bull Moose party when?
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I have an interview for working at amazon tomorrow
This is my first ever interview what the fuck should I do?
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>>67203312
be you'reself
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Often times I forget that I'm supposed to eat, but I'll usually remember when I begin feeling faint after around 12 hours without food and notice that my stomach is hurting and rumbling. If that doesn't give me the hint then I'll usually wander into the kitchen eventually and be reminded when I see food by an instinctive desire to eat it. The longest I've gone without food as a result is somewhere around 18 hours.
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>>67198806
Historical term

>>67196238
SD Here
>Tfw BIG RED WALL
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>>67203331
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>>67203335
same. i go weeks without eating anything substantial
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way to go you fucking idiots
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>>67203386
Do you have a disorder?
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Still can't believe that we meme'd a meme candidate into the white house
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Jeb's still has a path to victory right?
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>>67203219
Exactly. Even Trump realizes that not only does he have to unify the party now, he has to unify the people, half of the country hates him. It's no game and he can't go off doing whatever he feels like.

So yeah I think he will mellow out and be more presidential, proper and not crazy. And thank god for that, everyone is all up in arms over this.
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The mouthbreathing retards who voted for trump don't seem to realize that returning to isolationism means withdrawing our economy from the world's, thus sending ours tumbling into the abyss

but noooooooooo it'll all magically work out :) because MAGA :)))) The Donald wouldn't ever LIE to us! He said I was smart little fella so that means he's smart too!
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>>67203529
USD is going to tank the moment he finishes his Oath of Office. Screencap this
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>>67197011
Would you rather us burn an extra 6 million barrels a day transporting the same oil from the Persian Gulf? Fracking does much less harm to the environment than that does

>>67196688
Because the """earthquakes""" are memes and the fracking itself hasn't done any damage to the watertable(it was all from faulty storage equipment that was 50 years old and was phased out several years ago)
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>Wake up
>America is great again
yes, yes
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>>67195226
RUST BELT BOYZ
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>>67203666
>Satan threw his vote away for GIRL
Ahahahaha nerd
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>>67203419
Calm down. We're all friends in /cum/.
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I wish bernie won the primary

rip
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>>67203632
>is going to
it already is buddy
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>>67203465
We can do this!
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>>67203689
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>>67203529
>withdraw from everything but NAFTA/CAFTA and a few Euro trade deals because NAFTA is basically energy independent at this point
>China is kill because they built their entire economy on the assumption that they would be able to sell cheap plastic toys to Amerisharts forever
>We weather the depression much better than everyone else
>the newly formed North American Federation remains the world's leading superpower because the global economy crashed when our supercarriers stopped protecting everyone for free
That assumes that the Republicans will let him do anything to NAFTA, which they won't
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you guys were so focused on trying to get Trump into office that you all never stopped to consider whether or not you SHOULD get him into office

and now we're fucked because of it
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Good morning /cum/
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We did it I can't believe we actually fucking did it.

I've never felt so patriotic before.
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>>67203739
wew lad
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>>67203881
labrīt
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>>67203871
k
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>>67197011
>It makes money and who cares about damage to the environment and other consequences lmao.
Hate this mentality.
The environment is more important than some digits that were assigned values.
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Shouldn't Hillary be under arrest right now?
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>>67203847
Orrrr
>withdraw from everything but NAFTA/CAFTA and a few Euro trade deals because NAFTA is basically energy independent at this point
>Everyone else moves on and finds different economies to trade with
>US steadily loses its influence and spirals into a deep depression because it's one economy against everyone else's
>inflation rises unchecked as no one can afford anything with their fancy new manufacturing jobs god bless trump
>Secondary housing/banking bubble bursts
>we get well and truly fucked
>China still gets fucked

screencap this you'll see
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>>67204098
>>Secondary housing/banking bubble bursts
or rather, all those and the student loan bubble bursts
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>>67199040
No people were going to call it the Daicon IV of modern age with enhanced animating skills. I hope it comes around my head again
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and here I was happy and excited that I'd be able to afford to buy my own (albeit shitty) health insurance as a struggling 19 year old

Looks like I'm just gonna have to go with the oldest plan of all, "Hope to fucking god you never ever get hurt or sick"
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>>67196780
What are those blue dots in all that red ? Amerindians ?
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>>67204098
>Everyone else moves on and finds different economies to trade with
With who you mongoloid. What other massive consumer market is there outside of the EU and the US
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>>67204231
Cities are usually Democrat in red states
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>>67204232
China. Other countries whose industries will get a huge boost from filling the void the US once occupied.
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What did she mean by this?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1478691774247.webm
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>>67204284
>China
>the country that is entirely dependent on the US guaranteeing that ships can pass unmolested through the Indian Ocean in order to reach them in order for their economy to function at all
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Orgasmic.
Seriously, I think it will banalize the far-right in Europe, I think I'm as happy as you guys.
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>>67204160
I can't wait till the God emperor puts political pressure on this weasel to stop being such a reckless shithead.
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>>67204303
She means that Gen X are to blame for the millennial scourge
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>>67204409
They're """"protesting"""" already aparently
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>>67204444
yeah tweeting and hanging out in virtual support groups
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>>67204444
They shut down my uni for the day because they were afraid there would be riots
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>>67197297
We just elected Trump. This country has no bounds. This is the darkest timeline.
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>>67204475
>tfw I tell them that I'm a gay CHI who voted for Trump
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>>67204049
Go away CTR, god emperor said she is a hard working lady. We don't jail hard workers. we(r/thedonald) will back her for Madam Presidente 2020
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Just wanted to say a BIG THANK YOU to all the working class white people in the Rust Belt that made today possible!
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I've been awake for 3 days now
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>>67204475
I remember when people would tweet out suicide prevention hotlines as a joke to this sort of thing but they're unironically doing it. I'm so glad this shit happened.
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I can't believe that fucking clown actually got elected.
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lmfao Hillary and the Democrats deserve to fucking lose on all 3 fronts. That's what they get for sabotaging my man Bernie

Hillary couldn't even beat a black man in America. She should've fucked off right then and there.
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Hello, my friends :3

Greetings from 19yo girl from Siberia :)
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>>67204770
>my man Bernie
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>>67204776
Hello
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>>67204770
>my man Bernie
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Honestly, I'm in shock and I would've been in shock no matter who won.
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>>67204776
O M S K
M
S
K
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>>67204816
>>67204897
Don't shit on the Berniefags today. The way the DNC sabotaged him revealed the corruption of the DNC and the contempt they have for their electorate and helped Trump tremendously. They're idealistic autists, but ain't we all.
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>>67204776
Can I get russian gf now that Trump is emperor
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>>67204960
edgy, fashy children that don't realize that if the DNC was slightly less corrupt we'd be living in a bernie america
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>hillary wins the votes
>loses
epic
truly truly epic
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>>67204960
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>>67204960
Last time RNC did that with Paul
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http://www.reuters.com/article/usa-election-russia-putin-idUSR4N1D800D?c?
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>>67204995
Are you white? if yes, sure.
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>my oldest sister has been texting me non stop and is blaiming me for Missouri being pro trump
>her cuckold of a husband called after he found out i didnt vote while she shouted in the background
>her gf just sent me a text apologizing
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>>67205089
My god. Literally everything is going to plan. This is like a dream.
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>>67205198
You know they're only sucking up to Trump because he's easily manipulated and holds personal grudges, right?
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>>67204160
he has to say that kind of shit to keep a good trade relationship. You just know Trudeau was absolutely enraged when they called Trump's win
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>>67205183
Missouri wasn't even in fucking play though

>>67205214
sure thing buddy
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>>67205198

Personally I just hope for continued peace
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>>67205222
I wonder how many tits got elbowed on the way as he shuffled to his computer to write that up
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>>67205242
Definitively. Even our cuckmeister reached out the olive branch and he doesn't do that to anyone.

There's no debate, they'd be dumb not to.
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>>67203463
Meme power is real. Your mistake was to underestimate memes, learn from your mistake so you don't make it again, because we live in a brand new distorted era that has and will continue to shape humanity in ways that were previously unknown or thought too ridiculous to make reality. To get with the times, with these whereabouts unknown: know that irony is the most influential rhetoric, tools like sarcasm & mockery have emerged as valid forms of argument & persuasion as a result of modern society's own unendurable absurdities, which are nothing new, they've now gained the necessary platform to prevail, the opportunity to reap the spoiled seeds our detestable natures sow. The average human psyche in a developed society has malformed under lunacy into such a disgusting thing that we've become abominable creatures who deny all means to the justification of our existences. We are the product of all of humanity's constant failures, & so we've adapted to default to misery, scorn, & tactics suggestive of severe mental illnesses. We're the harbingers of mankind's demise, signaling the inevitable & inconceivable abominations in each of our own repulsive & perplexing conditions. The internet is pervasive in that it has violated the backs of our minds with its barbaric culture, the culture of humans unrestrained by the fear of personal backlash. Our primitive tastes only then appeal so greatly to us when they become widespread in this digital form, socially acceptable, then the incumbents of habitual thought & behavior. The human intellect is a disgraceful thing, because with decency, it'd be redundant to begin with.
Everything is absolutely terrible. I know that we will all crash & burn ferociously & without mercy. I only hope that this fate could redeem us, and be horrid and torturous enough to right our inexcusable wrongs. No one could accurately foretell the inescapable agonies we so greatly deserve & are in dire need of. I could only begin to scratch the surface.
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>>67205245
I think the ultimate victory would be getting Russia into NATO and regearing it as a front against China and radical Islam to give it continued relevance. Reminder that Russia asked to join in 2000 but was rejected.
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>>67205242
She's still texting me
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>>67205324
>Keeping NATO just to bomb some MENA cockroaches

Britain on a bad day could single-handedly end Islam. Shit I'm pretty sure we could end Islam if we felt like it. They barely even have a functioning government.
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>>67204960
Faggots who don't understand that what Bernie wanted looked nothing like the Nordic Model that they keep jerking off to
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>that guy who said Clinton's enormous closet full of skeletons wouldn't come back to haunt her
>that guy who laughed when I said the polls weren't accurately capturing the demographics

I was right, you were wrong, there that's settled
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@67205429
0/10 bait
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>>67205055
They didn't, Paul was a meme from the start, Bernie actually had supporters
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>>67205430
I wasn't? But we have free education.

>>67205440
>that guy who said Clinton's enormous closet full of skeletons wouldn't come back to haunt her

Pretty sure we've only dug up the clavicle of all the skeletons in her closet.
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made fun of trump autists a lot but I had so much goddamn fun last night

I'm a cubs bandwagoner and a trump bandwagoner, kill me
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>>67197411

Ana's salt is completely unmatched. I actually like Cenk despite his attitude sometimes, but Ana and Jimmy Dore just can't ever shut their fucking mouth, and she pushes liberal identity politics the hardest.
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>>67205324
>Reminder that Russia asked to join in 2000 but was rejected.

That's a terrible mistake
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>this mainstream media damage-control this morning

They are so fucking defeated
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>>67205571
Tbqh I think Cenk still has Republican sentiments deep down and is just feigning some of his on-air emotions, except when he gets in arguments with people but that's just because he's a fat angry t*rk who wants to fight. I don't mind him.

And credit where it's due, TYT correctly predicted this and were some of the only liberals saying that it could happen when the rest of the them were prematurely circlejerking over Trump's defeat.
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Is there a place for me in this great new America?
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>>67205257
Well he was probably with his wife at the time so give or take 2 tits
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>>67205648
My dad voted for Johnson and he wont shut the fuck up
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making donuts to celebrate
might print out some wee yank flags to decorate them with
sister is NOT happy with the result ahahahahahaha
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>>67205474
That's not true at all. Internet fanclub isn't everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU9fyXtcyv4
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>>67205685
He's a literal genocide denier. He has no credibility as an actual liberal and I have no idea why any of them would listen to him when he believes ten times more hypernationalist, revisionist hogwash than any Trump supporter does.
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>>67205745
On my lap
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>tfw Hillary is done forever politically and will flee to Europe where she will give speeches until she dies in 3 years

Feels good.
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>>67206034
I accept
>tfw USA is saved
>AMERICA THE BASED!
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ahaha holy shit clinton did end up with the popular vote

brace for exponentially more butthurt
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>>67205942
>He's a literal genocide denier.

He is? Top lel
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What's a better term to use guys? Rise in salary or salary increase?
Also what is your most used idiom in the last 3 months?
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>>67205141
get a load of this chicano
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>>67206084
Surprised less people know about this, he penned an article called "Historical Fact or Falsehood?" as a student which is 100% unambiguous denial of the Armenian genocide. He made no acknowledgement on the matter for years until very recently when he made a flimsy and vague recension where he only admitted that he didn't know enough about history to comment.
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>>67206246
Fucking kek that's hilarious. Why hasn't his leftist buddies thrown him to the dogs yet for that? I don't know how I didn't know that he literally runs "The young Turks". wew.
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>>67206141
Salary increase is more common but if you just say you got a raise people know what you're talking about.

That's the most common colloquially.

Most used idiom is probably give someone the benefit of the doubt but I try not to use the same phrase too often.
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>>67206198
I just don't get it. How can you all be OK with this? After what happened in 2000 to boot.
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>>67205646
>>67205324
>Could have added in its greatest former enemy and made the alliance unstoppable
>butthurt poles prevented this

wtf i hate nato now!
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>Marijuana passed for rec use in Cali, Nevada, and Massachusetts
>Made med use in a few other states
>President Trump
>Now surrounded by rec states living in Utah
>Now have no fucking clue what's gonna happen for the next 4 years

Well, at least I can ride this Rollercoaster baked out of my gourd.
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>>67206315
Considering how much they love to eat their own I have no fucking idea why he's gotten a pass. Armenian groups have protested him and TYT at public events for a while so it's not like it's a big secret.
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>>67206402
Thanks man
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>>67206414
Poland's foreign secretary actually suggested it again in 2009, don't blame them.

>>67206404
Because Hillary's popular vote lead can be completely explained away by illegals being able to vote in California. (No, that is not a conspiracy theory, California gives them driver's licenses which are all that is required to vote in that state)
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Now that he has returned what is the next step of his master plan?
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>>67206471
Yeah, but a lot of latinos voted for Trump.
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Well I think is not that bad, by this point I expected the BMV to crash. We've historically had worst mornings than this back in 2009 and no one batted an eye.
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>>67206425
>I'll get to shitpost while high as fuck reading liberal butthurt breakdowns during his presidency
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>>67206536
Well illegals obviously didn't, and there are millions of them in California. Clinton's lead is only like 100,000 votes. Under the circumstances it's really hard to take the popular vote seriously. Honestly this only serves as an example why the US electoral system is a fine system, but I realise in 2000 it was a different story.
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>>67206592
Yeah, wait for him to pull out of NAFTA.
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I'm in utter disbelief.
I'm neither happy nor sad, I really don't have a strong opinion on Trump.
I'm just throughly baffled he managed to do this against all odds. This really was the people's election.
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>>67206616
Lucky you, I hope it brings your state a lot of prosperity desu. I think by this time next year, particularly California is going to show people pot isn't really something to be scared of, but something to profit off of.
Hopefully hemp starts to catch on and we can start to integrate it as a more sustainable material for use in textiles, construction, renewable energy ect.
Trump has said in the past that he's "100% for medical," and yet at the same time that "Colorado's Marijuana industry is a big problem, big problem."
So at least there's good hope he'll just leave it up to the states and we can keep the progress we've made.
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>>67205292
you seemed to write all this and I like it so here's a (You)
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>>67205026
seeing as how it's guaranteed a good number of votes were from illegals or voter fraud, i don't see the issue

if voter ID laws ever get passed, count on the number of dem votes to go down
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She about to give her speech
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>>67206739
explain me how is even that possible?
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>>67206788
I think weed in richer states is a good start as it can show how it doesn't generate excess crime. Also maybe we can finally fix our fucking roads with the dank weedbux that will roll in.
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When will Puerto Rico become the 51st state
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>>67195057

Pro tip, Australia is actually our greatest ally of the 20th century

They've been in every war we have with us since they got independence
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>>67206827
can't wait, I'm pretty sure she's just going to tear her human skin off and spew acidic bile on all of her followers
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>>67206827
Honestly, pretty excited to see how upset she and the rest of the democrats are. I hope the DNC gets royally fucked with hate mail for giving people a candidate they didn't want.

>>67206857
Well, we've already seen that in all the states that have legalized so far, but I agree I think it'll solidify some of the facts like there's no correlation between use and crime or transition into harder drugs like heroin (a lot of medical states actually have been using pot to fight heroin addiction rather successfully iirc).
>Fix our fucking roads
Are the potholes bad in Mass? I heard that driving was awful there but only really because of other "Massholes," on the road.
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>>67207070
Roads are shit and drivers are shit. Frost heaves constantly destroy roads every year
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Okey lads, which country will the USA annex first?
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>>67207247
we will make mexico great again
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>>67207247
North America and South America will be one!
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>>67207417
Good, very good
>>67207469
I can haz the state of Sao Paulo?
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>>67197297
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>>67207191
Sucks to hear. They're pretty bad over here too. We've had a TON of road construction in the past 2 years, so hopefully it'll clear up but rural Utah is still really bad.
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I want a qt finn to teach me to make mämmi
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>>67198539
So they don't know about 4chan is what you're saying?
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>>67207503
Only if you eat your vegetables
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>>67197411
the tyt metldown was fucking hilarious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42hKJgppgUM
Soon
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>>67207573
>make mämmi
Jesus, that shit is horrible. There's a reason it looks like shit and that reason is the taste.
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>>67207683
Fuck I missed it. Was too busy watching CNN flounder around in disbelief. I'm assuming there's a vod up somewhere, I'll have to check it out after work.
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America the great, America the beautiful. Thank you lads <3
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>>67201854
He won't get his wall, Muslim ban, or deportation of illegals, but he will probably get in a judge, and ruin the environment some more. That's about it
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>>67207800
>>67207800
>>67207800
>>67207800
>>67207800
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>>67207782
The Alex Jones one was fucking hilarious
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>that one leftie white guy facebook friend who spent the whole year posting obnoxious SJW shit to fit in and is now suddenly sounding kinda pro Trump

I have to wonder how many white male #Allies nodded to their tumblrite friends as they walked into the boothes and then furiously penciled Trump.
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>>67204049
She was never going to be arrested.
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>>67207944
Gotta get your dick wet somehow
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>>67207683
>>67207782
I was watching ventura on RT most of the night. Sad I missed CNN and others if there was in fact butthurt.
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>>67204491
What state do you go to school in?
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>>67205324
So redirect the fear mongering from Russia towards China?
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