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Wasted paper edition
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Ahaha
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"we owe hillary a major debt of gratitude to our country"

wew lad
where did that come from
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SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
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REBUILD INFRASTRUCTURE

YES
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>>67191880
It's expected of him

It helps to keep the niggers from rioting
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SJWS ON SUICIDE WATCH! WE NEED HELP ON THE SUICIDE HOTLINE NOW
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wew, the absolute madman
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can I still come in here? :3
I really like you lads
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You Mexicanons aren't actually going to scurry away because of some memery, right?

This is a daily thing for us americlaps, especially 9/11.
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>>67191851
>we have a great economic potential
Thanks for the laugh, Donald.
Ronald Reagan is smiling.
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it still hasnt quite sunk in yet
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Wait, he actually won?
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how assmad is usa right now?
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>>67191922
this is /cum/ and mexico is the M
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>>67191955
>now my trump loss folder is useless
JUST
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>>67191961
Only 50% like every election.
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WHERE IS ROBERT?
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Seriously, how long until Trump makes this real?!
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>>67191961
most of us are happy
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>>67191851
Now what
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>>67191880
the country is almost a perfect 50/50 split for/against him. The last thing he should do is be a shitty winner
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>>67191922
of course, its only chicanos that must leave
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I almost missed this speech wew
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>>67191961
Only the undesirables and degenerates.
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>>67192016
yus :D
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>Republicans win the Presidency
>Republicans win the Senate
>Republicans win the House

When was the last time this happened?
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>>67191980
>tfw I never saved smug Hillary's
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Now that the next First Lady of the United States is a mail-order bride, will this make going to third-world countries for a gf/wife more socially acceptable?
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thank you /cum/ for enjoying this ride with me
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>>67191961
my university just canceled classes for tomorrow. I was supposed to have a class that started in 5 hours but they are too afraid of riots
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at least all the butthurt has distracted everybody from turning the mile wide radius of my campus into a giant cloud of pot smoke
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I voted for him because I am a contrarian.

I now regret doing so for the same reason.
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>>67192054
Was it ever not acceptable?
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Really wanna see three amigos reunion soon desu
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Yeah buddy
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I want to see him say Hillary is fired.
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>>67192039
1928.
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>>67192039
1928 was the last time they had this much power, but I'm not sure if that is including the supreme court or not.
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>>67192039
There is some shit that is going to go down
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>>67192039
This is the most power that republicans have held since 1928
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RUDY
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RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY
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>>67192076
People will suspect you of being some creepy abuser/controlling freak.
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>>67192072
you must be shitting me
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>>67192111
>>67192112
Love it boys
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>>67192039
goerge w bush didn't have this much power. think about that.
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DR. BEN CARSON

MIKE HUCKABEE

GENERAL MIKE FLYNN

GENERAL KELLOGG
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When is Ted going to come on stage?

>>67192135
Mine did it to and I'm in a deep Red state
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I should be heading to work but I will stay here and watch Trump's speech

How long should it take?
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>jeff sessions: first major endorsement
you can thank us later for starting this
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>>67191851
>file size

the fuck man
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>>67192173
30 minutes

>>67192187
Based Alabama
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>>67192072
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YEAH SECRET SERVICE!
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>>67191922
Not so fast, Mexico. You have to pay double now.
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>>67192187
Good dog!
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HEALING DON
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So, Montreal or Quebec city?
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>>67191922
>>67192222
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>>67192222
no way jose, chicanos must pay 4 it
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as a chicano I ...
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>>67192244
Mexico city, Canada doesn't let NEETs in
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Ooooh yes, time for a good breakfast.
Lovely start to the day.
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>tfw our Mexibros are going to have to deal with millions of their illegals coming back

Good lucks bros ;__;
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Does this mean that we get to be friends with Russia?
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>>67192244
ur mums basement like usual
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CHI's >>>/out/
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>mfw he really was Unstumpable all along
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nbc just interrupted trumps victory speech to tell us he won wisconsin. is that really fucking important you cunts?
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>>67192244
You have to work on you pronunciation first:
MAWN-TREE-ULL
and
VEAL DEH KEHBBEK
They love it when it when anglos pronounce it right
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>>67192274
> lazy hot heads used to being paid in dollars coming back to this place
They're going for a wild ride
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>67192274
They're getting their good, hardworking, intelligent, people back. What's so wrong with that? Those millions can make an effort to change Mexico for the better. If they strive for change and success here, they have to do it over there now. They are capable of it.
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YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED
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>>67192357
"Sleep tight, Baron."
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YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
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>>67192357
Sleep tight baron
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>>67192357
"Sleep tight, Baron."
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>>67192329
lmao now "you can't always get what you want" by the stones is playing. thats some passive agressive shit from trump.
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>>67192355
>They're getting their good, hardworking, intelligent, people back
If they were any of those things they wouldn't be illegal immigrants
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BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES, YOU JUST MIGHT FIND
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Reddit is a fucking goldmine right now.
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>>67192357
Sleep tight, Baron.
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A BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL.
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>>67192357
I'm not a fag, but I bet he has a nice pink asshole
Sleep tight Baron
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It's been a wild ride. Night, /cum/.
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>>67192422
That's /pol/ false flagging
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>>67192431
LMAO
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>>67192422
>filename
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>>67192454
Good night Pennsylvania
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How long until he goes back on all his promises and people are wishing they were with her?
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>>67192357
Sleep tight Baron
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My tears are not for Hillary
My tears are for those who are now in danger
For all my POC, LGBTAQ+, and women friends
Im sobbing for all the blood that I know will be shed
And I wish I could protect you all, I wish I could save you all
I’m so sorry it came to this
Please be safe
Please don’t give in
Please stand your ground
And please don’t be afraid to seek help
Help everyone you can
Support each other
Show those white men we arnt going to let them get away with this
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>you can't always get what you want
planned
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Really makes you wonder why shillary was always in the lead in polls.

Finally the true opinion of the American public can be seen.
No rigged polls with fake outcomes.

Trump will make America great again. I'll come visit 2017, who wants to meet up for a FOB-hunt.
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Can't say I'm going to miss the eternal CHIcano 2bh
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>all the lib anger wrongfully aimed at Florida
nigga what the fuck, even if shillary won us, it STILL wouldn't be enough.
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I don't believe in walls. Americans are alright.
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>>67192507
>wishing they were with her?

It's over now, delete the Hillary whole folder.
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>>67192535
They are just looking for an easy excuse
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gonna have fun laughing for the next week at liberals
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I fear for me. I fear for the low income immigrants in the clinic I volunteer at. I fear for the undocumented patients at the FQHC I used to shadow. I fear for my LGBTQA+ brothers and sisters and nonbinary siblings. I fear for my Muslim and POC friends/brethrens. I fear for my disabled friends and peers. I fear for every single marginalized minority in the US.

But more than anything, I am angry. I am angry with a country of people who should know better. I am angry with a biased executive governmental branch. I am angry with the people who had so little regard for the lives of their friends and neighbors. I am furious.

I’m not going to say that I’m not scared, because I am terrified. But I’m not going to let my fears stop me from being who I am. I will let my fears stoke me into action rather than inaction, and goddammit, I’m going to use my fear to make the world into a better place.
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>>67192580
HAHAHAHA
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>>67192507
who knows. I give it a year and a half. I wanted weed man. Now I have to wait four more years
>>67192565
he has a lot of loyalty for a hired gun
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>>67192535
>implying libs are reasonable
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are we going to be ok?
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>>67192527
I'm down.
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>>67192615
We're going to be great
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What is shillary doing right now?
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>>67192535
>not hating Florida anyway
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>>67192527
Leads were in the margin of error always. a 1-4 point lead is not a real lead. Wisconsin and Michigan were HEAVILY underpolled, by unreliable sources. Last two PA and Michigan polls? Trump +2 in Michigan, Trump +1 in Pennsylvania.
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This is the first thing America does right since 1776
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>>67192643
Preparing for her imprisonment
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>>67192625
Where u at buddy
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https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/796201087384637441

BUDS, HE'S DELIVERING
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>that MAGA shirt in Chinese
lol
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>>67192455
You'd be surprised
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>>67192615
Yes. Most likely we'll be even better.

>less conflict with shithole countries
>better trade deals
>MAGA in general

Actually read Trump's platform. He's not 100% meme, he has some great ideas.
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>>67192684
AWWWW YISS
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/pol/ crashing the site
>>67192580
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>>67192684
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Ye can't knock it down
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DID YOU SIGN IT

https://assets.donaldjtrump.com/_landings/contract/O-TRU-102316-Contractv02.pdf
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It fucking happened. I've been memeing for you guys for over a year now and you went and you did it.

I couldn't be more proud.

MAGA!
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www.maplematch.com
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>>67192719
Yes but also some terrible ones like lowering taxes for everyone and raising the national debt to even higher levels with things we don't need
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>>67192684

WU-TANG, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD
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>>67192357

sleep tight, baron!
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between the /pol/ excitement and twitter tears

i've never been more erect
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Congratulations, guys!

I hope Trump's presidency will give the AfD a boost in our national election next year.
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tfw no jeb
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i honestly think kek is real now
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>>67192840
Thanks!

>>67192858
It was Allah
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Feels really weird hearing them say "President Elect Trump"
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Please don't reply to me if you live in a Hillary win state. Thank you Rust belt, you've made dixie proud. were gunna get some real work done now
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>>67191998
sincere congratulations!
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>>67192873

really wish Dunham would kill herself at this point
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>>67192941
*replies*
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>Americans already planning on moving to my country
>More than likely my city

BUILDING WALL
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>>67192973
You can have them. I'm so fucking happy right now, guys.
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>>67192973
What ever happened to destiny?
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Damn, how right can one person be?
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>>67192973
Meet your new neighbors >>67192873
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>>67192965
Thank you, friend.
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>>67192941
Only 4 counties voted Hillary, and they're all in the southwest.
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If Trump can win the presidency I can get a gf
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>>67193050
That's to he so spirit
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>>67193050
I think you could of got a gf before but ya anon you can get one
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I wanted donald to lose, because i hate pol users with a passion, they're so fucking snobby and pretentious, so i'm a lil bummed that donald lost, but overall, I'm excited. I feel like how a black person felt when obama was elected.
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>>67192941
>mfw write in that won't even be counted
feels good
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>>67193050

#gf2017 is a go

cubs and trump have shown us meme magic is real, and anything is possible
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>>67193050
You can do a lot of things with a billion dollars and loud mouth
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https://youtu.be/jmHdkoeLZvM

soon...
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>>67193014
>tfw Samuel L or John Stewart will be the cunt who buys that 17 Million dollar penthouse on Yonge Street
>tfw you'll have to see them when you go to work or class or just downtown in general

>Rosie and Jesse Jackson as well

Moving to Montreal or somewhere else that's mostly a language they don't speak
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This was pretty genius. Republicans block everything for 4 years. Drag their heels to the max. People get tired of the constant political gridlock. Then Republicans use this frustration to gain the most power they had in 90 years.

Pretty cynical way to do things but it obviously works.

But seriously, how will his term limits on congress thing work? Won't that mean that all the people working there will get kicked out before they get experienced in how to do things? Seems crazy to kick out (potentially) good politicians only because they've been at it for x years.
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>>67193084
>>67193093
What did they mean by this?
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>>67193095
What did you write in
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>>67191926

Towers on 9/11

Trump POTUS confirmed on 11/9


COINCIDENCE?
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>>67193094
i'm a lil bummed but overall excited that donald won*
sorry, I'm drunk :3
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nate-silver-election-forecast_us_581e1c33e4b0d9ce6fbc6f7f

>HuffPost Pollster is giving Clinton a 98 percent chance of winning, and The New York Times’ model at The Upshot puts her chances at 85 percent.

What were they huffing at huffpo?
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What do you think the odds are he actually builds a wall.

I fucking hope not because it sounds like a retardedly expensive idea.
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Buds, we did it against all odds...
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>>67193166
at the very least this is by far the most interesting outcome desu
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>NBC Live stream
Lol they're trying to contain their butthurt and failing hard
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>>67193147
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
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Finally. I wasn't down for "Islamophobic Meme". I believe he will return Fethullah Gülen back to Turkey.
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>>67193190
Republicans have complete control now and they can end up pulling it off
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>>67193050
Only if Kek allows
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>>67193181

their own supply of bs
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wtf this can't be real
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illegals most go, mexico can stay
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>>67191880
What flag is that
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>stockholm index dropped 3.4% immediately
Please be gentle, America. Our small country depends on trade with you guys...
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>>67193282
like
i literally cant even right now
ugh
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Ameritards at it again.
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>>67193299
Sri Lanka
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>>67193282
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>my one friend bragging about how they didn't vote and you're a dumbass if you support a shitty system like the electoral college
>now flipping their shit because Trump won

I want to smack this fucking dumbass
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>>67193319
It's time we built a wall too, and Italy will have to pay for it!
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IN THE HALLS OF THE TRUMPEN KING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
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>>67193282
Here you go, bud.
You can cry into this.
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>>67193095
I wrote in Sonoda Umi for Goochland County Commonwealth Attorney
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Polls:

>ABC/Washington Post: Clinton 47, Trump 43

>NBC/Wall St. Journal: Clinton 44, Trump 40

>Morning Consult: Clinton 45, Trump 42

>FiveThirtyEight: Clinton 48, Trump 46

>Fox News: Clinton 45, Trump 43

>USA Today: Clinton 45, Trump 43

>Rasmussen: Clinton 44, Trump 44

>McClatchy/Marist: Clinton 46, Trump 44

>Ipsos/Reuters: Clinton 44, Trump 40

>Lucid/The Times-Picayune: Clinton 44, Trump 39

>YouGov/Economist: Clinton 46, Trump 43

>New York Times/CBS News: Clinton 47, Trump 44

>Pew: Clinton 46, Trump 40

>CNN: Clinton 49, Trump 44

Reality

>Trump 48, Clinton 47

Let's critisize the "Free" media of U.S.
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>>67193319
t. Berlusconi pro
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I still like you mexico
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>>67193116
https://youtu.be/q3VabkjGjoo
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>>67193282
but it is
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>>67193301
Remove refugee and grow a spine.
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>>67193190
very likely-Obamacare repealed
very likely-changes to immigration laws, amnesty terminated
very likely-TPP ded along with every other trade deal
somewhat likely-Lowered taxes
Possible, but probably not likely-WALL from taxpayer money
Very unlikely-changes to birthright citizenship
EXTREMELY unlikely-mass deportations
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you did it. I never thought this would happen, but respect. You did what you believed in and ignored the mass medias opinion, the opinion of the majority of germans etc.
No matter what others believe, I think that this is at least a step in the right direction, making the media more independend again. Maybe this will help us boost the AfD too.
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>>67193411
I disagree.
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>>67192605
You don't need to wait 4 years for them to legalise weed you fucking pussy, just fucking buy some and smoke it
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>>67193371
Excellent vote
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It's fucking incredible you can go bankrupt so many times, admit to sexual assault, have 0 fucking details about how you're going to do any of the shit you promise, and still win.

It was goddamn close too, thanks everyone who voted 3rd party.
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
NO TIME FOR LOSERS
CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
OF
THE
WOOOORLLLLLD
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>>67193438
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>>67192965
we can finally be friends, at long last
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>>67193415
That won't help if a stop in trade completely buttfucks our export dependent economy.
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>>67193483
get a load of this uninformed retard
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>>67193404
mexico isn't involved, it's the immigrants that are the problem, and just like the refugees of europe, the immigrants aren't posting on online forums msot likely
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OOOO CANADA
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Oh man /deutsch/ has been full hype mode this whole ride

Good luck with the afd friends
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>>67193483
>It's fucking incredible you can go bankrupt so many times, admit to sexual assault, have 0 fucking details about how you're going to do any of the shit you promise, and still win.
>It was goddamn close too, thanks everyone who voted 3rd party.
RNG is how we role
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>>67193483
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>>67193483
There's no need to correct the record any longer
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Goodnight /cum/
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>>67192357
Duerme agusto, Baron
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>>67193483
Suck my dick lmao
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>>67193516
A little poverty is good for the soul and the loins.
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>>67193483
Really it was like I thought, the rust belt was the decider. Why? If you think about it, then it makes sense why his message, and Bernie Sanders message resonated so well with the voters there. Without the trade deal platforms, Trump loses tonight badly. Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, AKA the blue wall, on their own, won the election for Trump.
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i can sleep in peace

america is saved from globalist policies, corruption, and PC culture

i will eat a big breakfast, and begin the long task of unfucking the minds of clinton supporters
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>>67192357
Duerme agusto, Baron
>>
Tuck Frump bumper stickers when
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The treasurer of the Socialist Party was literally 20 years old when he got the job.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Noble
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>tfw I did want to actually visit canada but all the people trying to immigrate will make it impossible
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am I the only one having posting problems right now?

fucking gook moot
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good night faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phkY6usCF4&t=157s
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>>67193680

me too
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I'm writing an essay for my fucking stupid ass law school history class tomorrow. Canadians help me.

Situation:

It's 2018. Trump, under the auspices of his new position, has maneuvered the United States into an era of prosperity. You guys ever play sid Meyer's civ games? Think the Golden age: double production, happiness, military strength, and faith.

Canadians, under the conservative party, demand changes in their government. A coup is staged, and the Canadian people demand that the United States annex Canada.

The United States military marches into Canada peacefully, under a shower of flowers and flags from cheering Canadians on the streets.

How do you balkanize your old country? Do you retain your province lines? Now is your time to reshape your provinces of you never cared for the border, and become the United States.

Draw your new borders.

Do you join the resistance? What's your motivation?
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Might go out and buy a MAGA hat now that I won't have to worry about getting assaulted for wearing it because it's literally politically correct
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>>67193647
>tfw I rather go to Mexico
Sunshine, piña coladas, tamales, what could be worth more in Canada?
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Actually a very real chance Hillary could end up with a tiny bit more of the popular vote despite losing badly in the electoral college. If you look at the remaining votes out there, is seems likely, rather than possible. California only at 50% counted, and much of the west coast still counting up. Models are predicting it as likely now.
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The treasurer of the Socialist Party was literally 20 years old when he got the job.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Noble

It's kind of funny that the Socialist Party is filled with actual children, but also a embarrassing for them.
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>>67193558
I don't know what that means other than it's some clinton group.
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>>67193705
obviously you kill the traitors
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>>67193680
I'm guessing it's the traffic that this website was never meant to handle
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pls don't go below the 60% meme lads.

I don't hate black or lations, but they tend to be manipulated by marxists to further their political goals.
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>cusb win worlds eries
>trump wins the presidency
jesus christ don't know if I can handle any more upsets like that this year, shit is out of hand
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>>67193680
I get it too

>>67193611
I wouldn't go that far

All those things will still be there in 4/8 years. The polarization also makes it so people fight even more stubbornly for their liberal views
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>>67193532
Most of us know what happens if you let someone be in charge who says she admires Merkel and we are a very political thread, much more than /cum/ most of the time. I'm a little surprised that Nevada is blue, but I guess a lot of mexicans were mobilized this time.
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I'm all in for SJW butthurt but I'm just afraid that if Trump goes full overlord then leftist shit is going to gain even more power in Eu.
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Off topic but

Does anyone browse the Flip Flappers thread on /a/?

What's that guy that posts like 10 links every other post mad about? He keeps getting banned but comes back so quickly.
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>>67193634
The leader of the canadian union of fascists was like 19 or something. Really puts into perspective how shit I am. I so, so envy youthful vigor.
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gud job /cum/-chan

rly proud of u
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tump do bigly job
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>>67193680

/pol/ traffic is slowing down the servers.

>>67193716

Can you explain what happens in that situation?
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>>67192222
>>67191922
top fucking kek
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found some butthurt facebook "friends" already.
nice.
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mom is going to kick me out when she wakes up because trump won PA and I didn't vote.

It was nice knowing you lads.
>>
Does anyone else find Trump's kid really cute?

In like 3 years he would be a great bottom. Wiping the smug look off his face when you stick it in.
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Guys I just had the best orgasm in a long time.
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>>67193917
O.o
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>>67193917
what the fuck, leaf?
>>
Republican congress and republican president, and at least one supreme court appointment right off the bat with the possibility of more within the next four years. This is a nightmare. Hopefully the democrats can take control of at least one part of congress in the 2018 midterm
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>>67193904
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IT'S 2016 WTF ARE YOU DOING

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MADAM NOT MADMAN
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>>67193917
>fag
>pedophile

Not even surprising kys
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>>67193095
IMO should have gone third party but as long as it wasn't shillary I ain't gonna say it was stupid.
>>67193716
Doesn't matter.
>>
riots in oakland lads, can this day get any better?
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>>67193944
This is a good thing for democrats. Maybe they can finally get their shit together and actually care about the people like they once did.
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someone has the comp of the reddit suicide threats threads?
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>>67194024

fuck, Im like 2 cities down
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Voter turnout is actually not all that high. It looks like it's going to be higher than 2012, but lower than 2008. And there are significantly more americans than there were in 2008. Why does only 1/2 of this countries voting eligible vote?
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>>67193904
Should have voted third party dumbass.
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>>67193917
Yeah

>>67193944
>nightmare
it ensures the continuation of the republic
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Well it looks like I'm getting a French Canadian wife
Things aren't so bad
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>>67194031
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>tfw I wasted an entire afternoon on watching the election coverage when a project is due two days from now and I haven't gotten started
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>>67191851
Test
>>
I wrote in Harambe and I would do it again even knowing the results ama
>mfw the results
>>
Good job son proud of you.
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>>67194092
great
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>>67194092
What's the likelihood of them actually doing it?
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>>67194015
It doesn't matter but it's still extremely bizarre that he'd manage to lose the popular vote. I remember reading an article saying because he was doing so poorly in the largest states like California and New York, there was a very realistic chance of it happening. Would only be the 2nd time it's ever happened in history, with the other being 2000
>>
THANK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
>>
Is it ever going to grow or is this all I've got?
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trump and putin btfo isis when
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>mfw I keep jinxing people
>every candidate I have ever voted for has lost
>voted Rmoney
>voted Clinton
>even in local elections the candidate I vote for ALWAYS loses regardless of party.

Thought you guys said jews always knew when the fix was in, desu I can never get it right
>>
Fucking Commies are actually legalizing their weed
>>
>>67194312
Weed needs to be legal. Fuck the criminalization of it. I don't even smoke and I never will but it's bullshit that someone should go to jail for using it.
>>
>>67194285
>voted romney
>voted clinton

you are satan
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wanna go to bed but holy fuck infowars banter is too hilarious
>>
I miss bernie
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>We live in a world where it's harder to turn Virginia red than Michigan/Pennsylvania/Wisconsin
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>>67192357
Sleep tight Baron
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>>67194370
Duh, Virginia has never struggled, not even during the recession, it was one of the least hard hit states. The economy has been very kind to the state of Virginia, which houses 4 of the 10 richest counties in the entire nation and the top spot.
>>
>>67194092
>>67194160
actually not great, some of those have nothing to do with the elections and seem like have real mental health issues
>>
>>67194370
Virginia is literally the homeland of 'The Establishment'
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>>67194437
how are you doing, mexico?
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>>67194345
I voted Mitt because Obama was murdering people with drones secretly while no one was watching and Obamacare. I voted Clinton because I want to remain in the paris climate agreement. I'm a one to two issue voter.
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>>67194467
I'm ok, have like 3 weeks to save the semester, but besides that, all's good
>>
>>67194478
Fair I guess

It's just, as far as the former concern goes clinton does not seem like your best bet
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/pol/'s servers broke from the shitposting.
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>>67194370
True and not true, those states have more democratic legislators in the end. Most of Virginia's districts are red, (see other results tonight, basically all republicans won) but when it comes to presidential elections, we lean democratic lately. Also lots of college educated in the state who weren't very keen on Romney, McCain, or Trump
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>>67192357
Sleep tight, Baron.
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>>67193011
Was it razerbladed?
>>
>>67194643
electrified
>>
kek, i've been called into an officer meeting in the national guard next week to discuss the threat from Russia now that NATO probably gets ruined.

Thanks USA, for the russian bullets me and thousands of norwegians are about to get in the wilderness.
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>>67192535
florida did nothing wrong
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>>67191851
I bet those are going to be worth decent money.
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>>67194675
>join national guard
>get angry when shit might hit the fan and you have to actually do something
>>
Does anyone else find Trump's kid really cute?

In like 3 years he would be a great bottom. Wiping the smug look off his face when you stick it in.
>>
>>67194675
>now that NATO probably gets ruined
If everyone just pays the fucking 2%, that wont happen.
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>>67194744
This.

Fucking barracks guards.
>>
>>67194675
dont worry, russia wouldnt ruin a chance for real cooporation with the US in fixing the middle east just to go attack scandinavians. Trump wouldn't be able to calm america down if actual europe got attacked by russians. For the most part trump likes NATO he just wants you to pay your required % of GDP.
>>
>>67194675
That's never going to happen. Russia is too weak to start a world war
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>>67194775
imagine being born and raised to inherit a billion dollar company
trump obviously wants his kid to get use to being in front of millions of people
>>
>>67194744
Actually, it's mandatory for all norwegians who are fit for fighting. The other option is jail.
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>>67194920
He's raising the young one to be his heir.

You can see it.

I want to date him.
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Who do the dems bring in 2020? they're super elites are all gone now desu
>>
Dear Barack Obama,
I'm gonna miss the good times, man. You were an inspiration for our country when it was frightened and confused. You offered us changes for the better and fought hard to be statistically one of the greatest leaders we've ever seen. You restored faith in steadiness and intellectualism, provided stepping stones for us to build a more accepting and integrated country-- not just among our own people but amidst all global communities; you sought first to understand and then to be understood, you publicly displayed the proper way to respect people who were clearly very different from you, you largely ignored outdated bipartisan idealism in order to better bolster faith in philanthropy, civil and human rights. You did all of these things with poise and grace all while sacrificing your pride and ego. You, president Obama gave me a better life when I already had an abundance of reasons to be thankful. More importantly you gave many many people much more deserving than I the agency to garner what they truly deserved as living, thinking, prideful human beings; and what they deserved was respect, solidarity, a voice, choices and kindness. Although these virtues may not have been properly respected by the populace, you faced the brunt of the truth and braved it with dignity that should be remembered and emulated for generations to come. I wish you well and hope that you stand by as an active voice in our most pressing time of need; while I'm now the most disheartened I've been in all of my 24 years as an American. I admittedly never had much pride in being an American because of our history of violence and oppression. You, however made me prouder to live here and helped me as well as many others appreciate our lives a little more. Like I said, I'm gonna miss the good times, man. Take a well deserved break and reboot, because you've done one hell of a job.

Sincerely,

anon
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>>67194952
>they're
triggered.
Also, this is probably a good thing for them, not a negative. Hillary Clinton is one of the worst candidates of all time, and is now 0 for 2 at running for president. Maybe, instead of putting a candidate where most of her base is simply voting against the opposing candidate, you could get a candidate where the voters actually want to vote for that person. Big difference tonight. Trump voters were voting for him, Clinton voters were voting against him.
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>>67194893
Won't be a world war when your leader supports Russia.
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>>67194949
He certainly is cute, but today has been a night of miracles. In addition to trump winning, i have spontaneously and inexplicably been cured of all gayness. I was at least 47% gay before tonight
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>>67195057
>>67195057
>>67195057
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>>67194952
I don't know who they will pick, but Kanye West will have an interesting effect on the debates if he runs. He won't be the nominee but he'll give them a big headache. I see him drawing enough of the black vote to cause trouble but will ultimately get shut down.
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>>67194952
They probably won't learn anything from this at all and it will be some no-name minority.
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Hey Mexico, you can come here instead, you're always welcome ;^)
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>>67192222
>>67191922
top fucking kek
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>>67193917
leaffff
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