/brit/

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/balt/

fuck off YANKS

imagine if I woke up and found out Trump won
wew

>buy bluetooth headphones
>laptop doesn't have bluetooth

ah yes

>>67147091 #
Even Prince William is a spacker desu

>got an A grade in geography, a B in history of art and a C in biology at A-level
>went to study History of Art at St Andrews

Don't understand how they can be so thick with all the oppurtunities they get

>>67147557
imagine if you didnt wake up
mental hahaha

>>67147557
he never stood a chance
the fact he got so much support is a miracle but you just cant win with literally the entire "establishment" staunchly against you

>>67147567
do not call the prince a spacker

best male fashion blogger?

>>67147567
Cambridge students ended up really pissed off when he attended there for a bit a couple of years ago for land economy despite coming nowhere close to the standard required normally.

>>67147572
one day hopefully haha

>>67147547
hi

>theresa may got a 2nd (modern equivalent is 2:1) from oxford
>jeremy corbyn got 2 Es at a-level
ah yes...

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>>67147604

>>67147628
would like to put my willy in they desu

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mm yes interesting do go on

>>67147604
vlogs alright?

>>67147587
Dunno, he's winning by a mile with whites and he's the anti-establishment candidate in an election with a general anti-establishment mood

Not saying it's going to happen because Brexit happened, but Brexit is a pretty good comparison.

>>67147656
he was too busy raging against the machine to study

Hope the racist Brexit vote gets canned xx

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Now Fatherland, Fatherland, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come when the world is mine
Tomorrow belongs to me
Tomorrow belongs to me

Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs to me!

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>>67147670

>getting less than 3As at a-level
mong red flag

was really enjoying food deflation

fucked now tho

>And then there is the fact that she is a woman. As disheartening as that still is, society and the media still stereotype women and paint them with a negative brush. Ms. Clinton is often challenged on issues and forced to answer questions that would never come up for a male candidate. For example, her health – and being presented as frail, people commenting negatively on her pantsuits and the way she wears her hair – are all issues that rarely dog male candidates.

Can you adam and eve it?
>Her health
Because nobody took shots at John Mcain for having 74 heart attacks
>Her hair
Because NOBODY HAS EVER TALKED ABOUT TRUMPS RUG

fuck.

>>67147628
Literally who is Jack Monroe where did zhey come from

>>67147725
shut up nerd

>>67147725
Don't think Corbyn minds sending up a few red flags tbf

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>Right, it's time for bed. If I wake up tomorrow and see Trump's smiling face I'll fucking kill myself

>>67147720
I would legit fly off the handle if I got punched in the back of the head

>>67147762
excellent post mate

>>67147762
nice

>>67147775
get a load of this hot head

you a big guy?

middle aged woman are pieces of shit and I get an urge to throttle them whenever they speak (my mum excluded)

Literally and unironically suffering deep and severe depression because Lauren Southern isn't my wife

>>67147766
WAKEY WAKEY

>>67147766
brexit has not and will never happen

>>67147795
nah, I'm a medium guy

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>yfw california is going red this year

>>67147806
>woman are pieces of shit
indeed, and you is very clever

>pick your head of state by virtue of having emerged from the right vagina
>they're inbred and a bit dim
>apparently the press scrutinizing Harry's girlfriend is too much for him to handle (fucking renounce the title then cunt, you can't have it both ways)
>Charles can't even keep to the basic tenent of don't-interfear (he keeps pestering the NHS to offer homeopathy amongst other shite)

Leave campaign getting sued for lying to voters

???????????

Literally and unironically suffering deep and severe depression because Sophie isn't my wife

>>67147838
is the drought that bad?

>>67147628
Holy shit, reactionaries on suicide watch

>>67147838
Literally impossible

starting to realise the benefits of a politcally involved monarchy lads

>>67147838
I hope it does, I put £10 on it at 55/1 odds despite it being less likely than me losing my virginity with a French supermodel

>>67147850
>royals
>head of state
in symbolism only so who cares

>>67147848
you're next in line mate

>>67147838
The state were illegals can vote will go red, top keek

Haters to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am, a radical centrist.

>>67147895
how is it literally impossible?

>The election is rigged but ill accept it if I won

Either way I do hope Trump starts a 1 day civil war if he loses

Don't understand American politics at all.

>>67147943
>>67147930
sandholes 2300

>>67147959
thats because he means the rigging is against him

so if he were to win it would be in spite of the rigging not because of it

Wanking over Ariana Grande

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>>67147810
>having alt-right waifus

>>67147959
Hope the Republican states cede

>>67147810
>went to an anti abortion march last year
>rebel media covered it
>brian lilley was there

I was really hoping she'd be there instead to laugh at the screeching feminists but this was in Ottawa and she lived in BC at the time.

>>67147911
Still an important constitutional role mane

Some Aussies are still salty about 1976

Plus Charles wants to have an "active" role in the governing of the country when he's King

>In the first year (Part IA), students study courses in public and administrative Law, Macroeconomics, Microeconomics, Welfare economics, Legal Methodology, Statistics and Econometrics, Sustainability and Development.

fucking HELL

>>67147547
Hey

>>67147959
literally brexit

>>67148007
proto-nonce

>>67148016
>Plus Charles wants to have an "active" role in the governing of the country when he's King

good lad

>>67148009
I feel goyim goddess tries too hard. It's kike this kike that every other sentece

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>>went to an anti abortion march last year

amazing that people think after Trump loses things will go back to normal
Trump is the olive branch

>>67148016
>Some Aussies are still salty about 1976
uhm yep ... mind your own business next time lol xx

>>67148051
Not really, he's a fucking idiot

>>67147810
>Wanting a wife who cares too much about politics

Spot the fedora virgin twat

>went to an anti abortion march last year
wind your neck in

why what happened in '76

Wanking to black women getting fucked by white men

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>>67147930
>>67147973
things can change quickly...

>>67148100
alri czech lad

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>>67148016
Ah yes a wonderful idea, previous King Charles' who've tried to take an active role in politics have gone over so well

>Daily Reminder that all the royals have to do is avoid controversy and they still manage to fuck that up

Imagine having a guy that said he wanted to be a tampon as King

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So lads, when is the day of the rope coming?

>>67148122
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Australian_constitutional_crisis

TLDR: Governor General - Queen's Representative in Australia - dismissed the Prime Minister.

>>67148093
take that back you english bastard

*takes a swing*
*falls 2m short*
*pulls down curtain and table cloth and all contents with me*
*murmured cries omit from under the cloths*

>>67148100
just want one of those gorgeous Czech or Hungarian girls who'll marry disgusting western slobs as a wife desu

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>>67148160
9th November

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JUST VOTED FOR ROMNEY
MORMON WHEN THE NIGGERS FELL

>>67148163
bants

>>67148198
Might get comfy instead.

>>67148055
lately she's been doing vids about some fucked up schooling programs they have in the US, and how white/nationalist women are perceived and treated online (including how one was raped after meeting some stranger through stormfront)
then there's the occasional video about magic or whatever but that goes too far off the deep end for me

>>67148163
Whitlam (from the EXTREMELY limited knowledge i have of him) is a far-leftist sissy who faultered completely with East Timor and lathered Australia in 1000 welfare policies

>>67148120
Why?

wonder how long until the first shootings after Trump loses

>>67148163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

>>67148237
>from the EXTREMELY limited knowledge i have of him
should've stopped there la

>>67148237
Ended conscription.
Created the welfare your NEET arse is on, sweetie :) xx

>>67148225
>meet man from stormfront
>he acts exactly as they describe black people
kek

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>>67147720
Took it like a champ

>>67148239
prodestants have no moral conscience

*subjects myself to the trial of the grasses*

>>67148271
side note, the guy was supposedly very swarthy/semite looking

>>67148247
whenever she decides to invade the middle-east I suppose

what's with hillary and celeb endorsements?

does she respect the intelligence of the population THAT little?
>Well, she's a criminal and will only make life worse for eveyone, but Katy Perry says she's cool, AND she has a vagina

>>67148270
>Created the welfare your NEET arse is on, sweetie :) xx

not on welfare hun, you say that like it's a good thing x

>>67148263
see:>>67148168

>>67148285
Got hit like this once when I was younger, it's a strange sensation desu
You lose hearing like in the movies and just sort of stumble around for a bit, didn't hurt too much right away though

I find it a bit funny how pol thinks Trump will actually win

pitiful really

>>67148330
the vast majority of people are fucking stupid

Why do people hate new builds?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3406106,-2.662708,3a,75y,234.66h,94.35t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sXbwnTX7fHu9_38MM9H_0ng!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

They look much better than the ugly semi detatched shits

>>67148330
>>Well, she's a criminal and will only make life worse for everyone

Normies really don't care about that part

>>67148337
wowzers... looks like we got a /enlightened lad/ over here

*touches your skin*
sssss! ooch! hot! ahahahaa!

wanker

>>67148331
uhm darl, hope you enjoy that universal healthcare then. x

>>67148330
its to create the impression that everyones supporting her and nobodies supporting trump

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>Why do people hate new builds?

>https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3406106,-2.662708,3a,75y,234.66h,94.35t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sXbwnTX7fHu9_38MM9H_0ng!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>They look much better than the ugly semi detatched shits

>>67148247
Probably won't be anything like that.
Despite the government and media's portrayal of the right as a bunch of violent and intolerant oppressive white supremacists, it's the left who is responsible for 80% of our homicides and starting riots and all that.

>>67147850
Our royal family are an especially dire lot t b h

>>67148337
*dips my bollocks in paint*
*jumps at you and starts running it on your face*
AHAHAHA WAHEY LAD

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>>67148389
Looking more American by the minute

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You really think your vote will actually matter, runt? You are nothing but a pawn in the rich man's game. No matter what you do are will always be the lowest denominator in life as rich men laugh at your pathetic, mere, puny existence

>>67148411
>>67148331
*presses your faces together*

now...*breathes laboriously*...kisssss....

>>67148438
the left is more willing to do violence but the right is better at doing it
America is in its terminal stage and will be in a civil war within 20 years

>>67148392
>Normies really don't care about that part

Yes, even today all you have to do is kiss babies, especially since women got the vote.

>>67148411
am not on it lad x

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>pitiful really

>>67148498
oh jog on ya bloody hardcore lib x

>>67148478
>No matter what you do are will always be the lowest denominator in life as rich men laugh at your pathetic, mere, puny existence
>do are will
we have unearthed the intellectual trailblazer of the century....

>>67148422
further inspection reveals this fellow to be a canadian sports man

disappointed

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I've be saying for someone else's water for fucking four and a half years cos Northumbrian Water fucked up the meters

>>67148237
less to do with the guy's politics and more to do with the legal/consitutional ramifications of an unelected official dismissing an elected official desu

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"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defence policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.

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>tfw to intelligent to participate into the political discussion revolving around the US Presidential Election of 2016.

>>67148466
Better than traditional British housing

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>>67148478
>No matter what you do are will always be the lowest denominator in life
somebody's projecting

>>67148498
you realise universal healthcare massively lowers the cost of private healthcare insurance don't you?

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>>67148163
>all these people at the labor party rally
>still lost the election
h-how is that possible? I thought more people at rallys = win
t. trumpykin

>>67148554
*slurrrrrrrrrps*

>>67148554
surely they owe u some money then

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Christ /pol/ reached unprecedented levels of autism this election.

Actually worse than /b/ now

>>67148595
>traditional
please fuck off back to wherever you're from

>>67148558
the Monarchy prevails :)

>>67148495
>the left is more willing to do violence but the right is better at doing it

That's true.
It takes a whole lot of pushing for a long time but it happens.
Then the left has a new "we dindu nuthin" victim card to play for the next century as they rebuild.

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Who here /ShyTrumper/

Literally shivering in the flat while wearing a coat lads

Two of my flatmates are tight as fuck and bitch if the heating gets turned on 'cause it'll cost like £10 a month each

>>67148644
They're actively inviting over people from the 'dit lad, shouldn't expect anything else

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>>67148579
>I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defence policies

>>67148644
I actually never go on poll

>>67148609
did i say otherwise? no hun i didnt x

>>67148680
slit their throats

>>67148677
that image implies you actually support hillary you fucking mong

>>67148626
Fucking right they do. They've been billing me for 250 litres of water a day.

I've been flushing the bog once a day to save water cos they were having my eyes out over consumption costs.

>Social media in Philadelphia are full of reports of breakdowns among the city’s old voting machines. We’ve heard of voting machine issues in the neighborhoods of Fishtown, Mt. Airy and Graduate Hospital. But despite the reports, the long lines and the Donald Trump-led speculation over election fraud, Republican City Commissioner Al Schmidt said Philadelphia’s 14-year-old voting machines for the most part are holding up to the early demand.

>“It hasn’t been anything out of the ordinary,” said Schmidt. “It’s been a handful. If there were an issue like something extraordinary we would know it right out of the gate.”

bbl lads, thinking deep and hard about this one

>>67148677
only after I've had beans

>>67148595
2bh I'd like to live nice and far away from other people but at least that street looks British

soon you'll see big SUVs parked in front of those new builds with children throwing a handegg around in the yard

>>67148595
>>67148718
questioning the colour of your skin

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>why yes I do follow the elections of foreign countries

>tabloids still up in arms because we have rule of law

Does Bob from 'uddersfield really not realise that the Brexit ruling wasn't made because the judges didn't want it and is a reasonably objective consideration of laws and the precedent of how they've been interpreted?

>>67148731
Trump supporters hurt from time to time too

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the houses are one of the best things about Australia tbqh

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>>67148718

>greentext of something happening

my opinion set out as a rhetoric question?

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unironically voted Stein haha

>>67148783
Suburbs aren't new they used to be ugly like this

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NEED a Latina gf lads

>>67148889
thanks, now i get it lol

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>MFW /pol/ has become completely convinced that nearly 50% of the posts on the board are by paid shills and you can't post anything (even in brit/pol/) contrary to the trump god emperor hivemind without causing them to sperg out with 500 word posts on why you are being paid to shill

It's easier to shitpost and garner dozens of (you)s there than ever before. Wonder what happens to /pol/ and it's massively inflated post rate after the election.

>>67148901
literally who

so here we are

>>67148885
not this shit again.
you going to post your fireplace and floorboards again mate?

>>67148907
virus alert from Norton shan't be opening this

>>67148885
Only rich twats and people whose family have lived in the house for decades can afford original federation style houses 2bh

>>67148901
MAGA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaDLP1xDggc&feature=youtu.be

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>>67148918

>>67148936
Greens party candidate. She's a mentalist far left commie who is probably the closest replacement to Bernie but has no chance of being elected.

>>67148901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAT_BuJAI70

ooo i hope Luca posts his rug again

love the rug

>>67148947
You shant open it because it would take 20 minutes to load ahha f

o aaaaaaeeeee oaaaaeeeeee oaaaaayeeeeeee oaaaaaeeee oayyeeeeee

https://youtu.be/Rk_sAHh9s08

why don't you just have attached properties that aren't ugly?

>>67148933
/pol/ (You)s are worthless, they're the Yen of board currencies

>>67148990
Unironically guarantee my internet speed is better than yours.

>>67148989
Isn't he a Serb who lives in/near Leichardt?

My rug isn't even a real Persian rug tbqh

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>>67148907
>schoolgirl walking home
ah yes

>>67148998
There is no such thing as an attached property that isn't ugly, just by virtue of being attached to another house makes it ugly

Fucking foreign flags in /brit/ coming here stealing our Yous

>>67149038
wrongun

>>67149003
Genuinely easier to get 130 /pol/ you's than 1 /int/ you right now the board is moving very quickly and full of hat worthy subject matter.

>>67149026
nah i think that gay Serb ended up travelling to Ukraine to fight the separatists and dieing

the best part of getting a pump is the feeling of having GIRTHY forearms after
...what??! NO!! not like THAT!! I meant lifting weights at the gym!!!

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can anyone give me a runescape bond pls

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take part a in your right hand
now take part b in your left hand
good!
now beat the drum hard

me in the middle btw

>67149042
British (You)'s were made for Australian posters cuz

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. There's no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to dindus is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you REALLY blame them? If you don't get enough to eat at home your'e going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding.

>>67149053
kek really?

Spent my half-day of work sitting in my room shitposting in /brit/ and now I feel I've wasted my day

>>67149011
You on Telstra's new 2mb/s UltraFast plan for only $160 Aus a month?

>>67149026
don't know why I always get called a Serb

>>67149057
Sorry mate I spent all my money on a green phat on RS3 hoping to get some dank appreciation value

>>67149038
this girl has an abnormally high ape index

she would make an excellent outside fighter like sonny liston

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>dieing

>>67149071
yeah mate, there's a greentext floating around /r9k/ somewhere

>>67149106
GOOD post

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>>67149083
>being with telstra

>>67149039
What about upmarket flats and townhouses?

>>67149091
im on osrs actually, though the bonds do work across both games

should i have a wank?

>>67149143
no

Had a Reese's Butter Cup for the first time today.

Was literally just like eating a spoonful of very sweet peanut butter, couldn't taste any chocolate.

I like peanut butter but it wasn't particularly great.

Won't be buying it again desu

>>67149128
Thought they were the only option for most of Aus?

>>67148128
Alri lad


>>67148182
Beautiful women are everywhere man, you need to filter by personality

And having left of centre social views doesn't make somebody a bad person, but a bird who is constantly posting and sharing political activism shit on facebook, no matter the stance, is a red flag and going straight into the bin.

Why the fuck cant i stay asleep ffs i only get like 5 hours of decent sleep

>>67149095
>>67149038
looks like ginny weasley tbqh would definitely erectus a patronus for her if you know what i mean

>>67149128
They had some decent cable plans a while ago when BigPond was still around tbf, now they don't even do unlimited data

>>67149038
ideal weight

>>67149190
noncetralia

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Who /nicecock/ here?

19cm, if I do my gf hard and fast she can't walk for 1 hour lmao

>>67149176
They are sickeningly sweet

>>67149176
*raises paw*
Why are you telling us about snacks you didn't enjoy?

>>67149113
atleast he got a good death instead of wasting away a few more years and eventually ropeing himself

odds i wank
even i don't and go to beddy byes

>>67149208
Our criminal nature is very dear to our hearts

>>67149179
jak se mate?

>>67149221
proofs

If you count reliable blue/red states as certainties, all Trump needs to do to win is get one of the swing states.

>>67149226
To trigger any yanks that are here

>>67149232
pics of you in bed WITH feet for proof

>>67149226
kill yourself furfag

>>67149221
>cm
why.
bit jelly of your willy, mine is about half an inch shorter

>>67149221
peado lol

>>67149232
that was a test

*teleports behind you*

Heh...

doesn't really matter if Trump loses in all honesty
his supporters will just think democracy is rigged against them (which it his) and seek an alternative

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>when you press 1 to start typing you captcha but you havn't properly clicked on the box and it takes you back to the catalogue and deletes your post
rrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67149262
ah yes, the so-called "canadian ability to understand gimmicks and irony"
very good

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>>67149269
>peado
>pead
>ea

*scurries away from laptop and under blankets giggling*
*stops giggling and peeks from the covers*

How come so many young people can't pronounce the 'th' sound? Fucks me right off desu senpai

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>>67149308
>when you've got a 4chan pass but don't have an autism badge

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>Jeb Bush's former communications chief
>qualified to talk about anything

Has there ever been a political campaign in history with less effect per dollar spent?

>>67149305
i'd like to see them try

>>67149316
bent animal shagging twat, fuck off and die

>>67149322
Thucks*

>>67149269
my gf is 5 years older than me

>>67149057
why?

>>67149319
It's how it should be spelt you spacker

>>67149329
would this be considered a landslide?

>>67149342
Quite ironic seeing as the only country in this thread where bestiality is at all legal is Canada.

>>67149329
>Florida blue

>>67149335
mate Hillary is the reason these people have been stockpiling arms

Who /INTP/ here?

Not sure if MBPTs are a gimmick or not - seems scarily accurate in my case

>>67148949
canada has a lot of prewar housing stock

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>>67149322
have actually trained myself to pronounce it correctly lately after i noticed i was probably saying it wrong most of the time

>>67149367
fitting australia is a convict island then you kangaroo fucker

>>67149353
bored and fancy avin a go

>>67149383
>florida red

>>67149329
>NC, FL, IL and OH going blue in this election

Absolutely howling. They aren't even swing states right now. PA, VA and NV are the ones to watch. Maybe even MI.

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Got a chuckle out of this.

>this canadian who is actually unable to understand jokes and banter
ah yes, superb addition to the thread, very happy he's here and don't wish at all that he would fuck off to /cum/

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ahh yes, the so called ''naughty step''

>>67149402
that isn't very fitting mate

>>67149391
me
*stares off into the distance rather than talking to you any more*

>>67149354
It's Paedo

>ae

--- Official Meme Quality Power Rankings 2016 ---
1. Trump
2. Sanders
3. Johnson
POWER GAP
9001. Clinton

>>67149320
*stabs you through your covers*

*theres a pool of your own blood drowning you*

>>67149412
what makes it more likely to go blue? There is no exit polling for 5 hours and there's much more likely to be a shy Trump effect than vice versa

proper choon ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lS8XhqzXZQ

>>67149438
he genuinely is autistic

some of the shit he posts in unreal, have you seen his """""thoughts""""" on marketing?

>>67149363
Depends on the popular vote

You can get an electoral college landslide without necessarily a popular vote landslide

Mondale, Goldwater, McGovern etc. are all definitely considered landslides for coming at least 20 points behind the other candidate

>>67149391
congratulations you little scrote
You're literally réddit: the personality

>>67149483
share

>>67149388
are you one of those who think murikans will have some full-on riot

>A Yankette becomes Queen of England
haha imagine lads?
imagine?

>>67149440
kek my account Is like 12 or 13 years old
the list is so long, had such a laugh scrolling through and clicking on the evidence sheets a while back

>>67149367
But that's wrong. It's not legal in Canada but it is in a lot of the US.

>>67149438
Perhaps he really does understand but he's being post ironic

>without further aDOO

is it do or dew?

>>67149322
Bit hard to teach 'th' sounds in primary school when the teacher's busy teaching Abdul English

Fortunately I benefitted from an excellent Scottish education

>>67149432
>Trump taking NM or MN
Are you on crack?

MN is a lock. They've been blue since before time. When Reagan won 49 states, the only blue state was MN. Trump will also take IL comfortably.

>>67149520
its poo

just absolutely went off the rails lads shitposting in /brit/, lock me up and throw away the key

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>>67148718
Edited for accuracy

>>67149520
halfway inbetween
you gotta pronounce it with a slight french inflexion

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>>67149526
>Trump will also take IL comfortably.

>>67149499
yeah but not straight away
don't see it working out any other way, yanks are mental

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>>67149526
>Says I'm on crack for trump taking NM or MN
>Goes on to say Trump will take IL comfortably

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>>67149500
>nigger commoner being queen

captcha: SEETHING CLUB

im back lads

>>67149546
>brick and mortar
haha, no
try MDF and PVA glue

>>67149516
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

Yeah I mean you can only get to 3rd base with your family dog.

>>67149414
>IL
Will never go GOP.

NV has massive Latino turnout, out of the picture.
VA has so many Democrats in Fairfax and Norfolk counties - where most of the population is. VA is a blue state now.
PA has Philly where Democrats have 1M more registrations than Republicans.

It's over for Trump. He did try he's best, probably the best than any other GOP candidate bar possibly Paul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sgKCetlb8

guess who's back

>>67149546
An accurate edit would show each room in the British house being a separate flat for rent at £500 p/cm

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>That face you make when the email leaks everyone's obsessing over ironically tell the World all the good you've done for children and poverty but no one wants to print it.

Lads - there's a laptop I really want to buy right now but I don't have the cash for it. I will have the cash for it tomorrow however. What is the best payday loans service I can use to get money now and pay them back tomorrow?

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>>67149504
stopped playing soon after summoning came out desu

Couldn't stomach more than 2lbs of wings last night

>>67149526
>When Reagan won 49 states, the only blue state was MN

That was because it was Mondale's home state mane

Michigan's been a lock for the Dems in the past too but Trump appears to have done a decent job of tapping into white working class voters in the Midwest

>>67149562
She's not just a commoner
She's an ACTRESS

yo

might go to america and write in are Liz so she becomes prez

>>67149610
exCellent meme-creaTing, fRiend

If anything I just want to see California turn red again

>>67149561
>>67149553
He will

>>67149586
Huh. Never heard this before. I don't watch tv though.

*smashes head through drywall while you're on the laptop*
*looks directly into your eyes*

>>67149610
if even half of those emails are true Clinton is a sick fuck that needs to put down

>>67149440
once got muted because I kept spamming "I like your: rod" on quick chat

>>67149634
Shes a TV actress though

*blows the runt hunt horn*

It's time lads

Apparently Clinton's popularity with latino voters is being massively overexaggerated

The Guardian claimed it was >70% but the UCLA/LA Times poll put her at only 2.5 points ahead of Trump amongst them (far too low but still)

>>67149713
>overexaggerated
foy

>>67149694
Tomato, potato

>>67149713
LA times is incredibly republican leading

>>67149732

>>67149732

>>67149732

you're a boxer in the ring
with brass knuckles underneath

>>67149709
N-Now? Are you sure?

>>67149610
kek

The emails were embarrassing as hell, just not particularly newsworthy

Literally Clinton's staffers calling her incompetent and devoid of empathy

>>67149675

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

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>>67149621
me too :^)

lads where've ya gone to now