/brit/:

/cum/

>>67049305
>>67049312
>>67049319
no mate

>>67049330
Good work

England sucks so much dick, you have to be gay if you live there.

do you think the redditor knows who kev is?

2 hours until timewarp on my clock

hmm yes its 1 am again very interesting

>>67049315
ah yes
another DIRE yank thread with prehistoric memes dragged out of the rubbish heap

Is this /brit/ or /cum/

first actual /brit/ post in this thread

>>67049346
I don't think he does 2bh

>>67049341
this is so true

>>67049360
fuck

>>67049241
Not going to spam her just want a looksie
Post a picture at the very least

Yank autist loves making a new thread

https://youtu.be/mB3BucfTzas?t=50s

Actual choon

>>67049360
Same question

>>67049340
>Wish having big families wasn't luxurious like in old times
it isn't
but you can't go on vacation every month and buy ipads for everyone with multiple kids.

>>67049397
never listened to a /brit/ choon in three years and shan't be listening to this either

I googled vindictive tbqh

>it's a /pol/ yank attacking reddit yank episode
can't say I'm a fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl9eHTMUgxw

Ahh... yes...

Quality thread

>>67049464
Amazing how little self-awareness some people have

>>67049435
Cyrillic is an interesting alphabet

Jean Paul Gaultier "Le Male" smells amazing lads

>>67049441
I've been spamming most of the reddit stuff and I can assure you I don't visit /pol/

ded thread, where are all the drunk yanks

>>67049493
>Le Male

This is what happens when it's 5:10 am in Britain

>>67049547
Anglo trash

>>67049537
>Yanks
>Drunk

Those benders can't even drink till their 21 rofl

>>67049493
>perfume
>"le"
>"""""""male"""""""

>>67049507
Disregard then, thought you were the trump shill.

>>67049566
Most teens still do, though.

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gf just send me this

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Absolutely despise narcissism desu lads

Worst trait I can imagine

>>67049588
before I was legal it was FAR easier to get weed than alcohol as a minor

Am a complete narcissist lads

I hate being soba

I hate being soba

Damn I hate being Soba

Pulled a 33 yo senegalese ex-model from the club tonight tbqh

>>67049627
True, I meant college-aged kids who get it at parties. My bad.

>>67049622
>>67049630
>tfw too good for narcissism

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>>67049588
bet you couldn't get rat arsed for 3 quid though

>>67049627
it's still easier for kids to get weed than alcohol in places where weed is legal

>tfw too amazing in every way to be narcissistic

need a good milf pornstar to have a wank to lads

cheers

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This is considered sophisticated humour by /brit/s

>>67049645
Probably not, and 190-proof (95% alcohol) Everclear is banned in several States and Cities.

daylight savings tonight lads

bit mental that when it turns 2 it will really be turning 1 haha

having some clean water

>>67049645
>tfw standing for hours outside a shop asking random blokes to buy baccy and cider for you

ah yes, the runt childhood

im a smoker

>>67049670
Quite the time travel

>>67049688
runt

tfw haven't smoked since monday and dying for a drag

>>67049666
Even moortugals prefer English over Spanish

kitchen smells absolutely rank there was a rotten pumpkin in there now theres rotten pumpkin juice all over the floor

>>67049666
the proliferation of english is mostly because of americans desu

>>67049691
stop posting

Think my housemate is somewhat of a sociopath

Ive noticed hes good at manipulating people

i didnt even quit for health or money reasons
just to see if i could do it

>>67049566
the drinking age should be raised to 25 desu

>americans being mean to americans on /brit/

haha

>>67049666
What do all those countries have in common?

Oh yeah they're American vassal states

>>67049666
>Luxembourg
Hmmm

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pid a dib loo, pads

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Ah yes "I am looking for a woman, no man" but I'm not changing my preferences so as to not appear among women looking for men

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playing mind games with my housemate lads

Anyy lads up for some fun ;)

was the mexican here tonight?
miss him 2bh

>>67049750
what kind of fun? xx

>>67049566
Apparently they've raised the age to buy cigs to 21 in NY
Mental

>>67049723
Sounds retarded

>>67049611
>tfw no matricidal vegan waitress gf

>>67049780
chicago too, have to buy smokes from a shady paki

>>67049781
clubs would go out of business and degeneracy would plummet

can't see any downsides

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>>67049753
>No. Not a karma whore. Don't upvote.

>>67049780
So has Hawaii, Chicago, and many places in California. It'll probably be nationwide soon enough.

lol fuck sake i rarely even get asked for my id when i buy darts

>>6704977
LEWD kind lad

>>67049707
More the combination of Britain and the US.
Don't forget the UK didn't get as badly destroyed as the rest of Europe after WWII.

>>67049797
Not much different from the UK haha

having a wank

D0C3E41

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Housemate thinks him being able to manipulate normies means he's able to manipulate me

He's in for a ride

>>67049780
rich coming from an austrailian

>>67049753
do these people not know people in their lives they can gift things?

>>67049802
Just like banning drugs has led to less degeneracy!

Trading (You's) for a copy Civ 6

67049805
Fuck off

>>67049797
>>67049805
Can't believe you guys give Anglos shit for living in nanny states while treating under-21s like children is considered a non-issue for you guys.

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>black and white photo
>hair over part of her face
>angled

Getting some red flags here mates

>>67049838
steam name

in britain you cant buy ciggies ever in your life if you were born after a certain date

>this level of nanny-statism
the mind boggles

>>67049666
I learned Japanese instead

>>67049771
Up for some dick sucking yank?

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>>67049780
this is what all our fags will look like in may 2017

surprised the government are so anti-smoking 2bh, they must take a fortune in taxes

Listening to British patriotic music

>>67049802
ah yes, good idea! killing off nightlife is a truly brilliant plan

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"John" was more muscular in my memories of when I was a nerd (around 07-08). Nowadays if I met him in a club, I would slap his GFs ass and break his pathethis arm under my armpit, at any sign of hostility on his part tbqh

>>67049888
Hes dead

>>67049878
Fucking hell that's grim

did like 4 lines lads

feel like jesus desu

>>67049878
I've go no problem with packaging as long as you can still get cigs imo.

>>67049896
No shit? Source?

>>67049878
is life supposed to be some sort of contest about who can live the longest and not suffer from disease?

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There's an australian man who comes into my store about once a week to buy some things (age: 35)
what are some good tips and tricks when dealing with the aussies?
I want to banter him real good

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>>67049912

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>

>>67049905
The fuck? How do you not know?

Just google it

>>67049849
We're nanny states in different ways. Here alcohol and smoking aren't really seen as signs of adulthood here, but rather as drugs harmful to the social environment and degenerate, and thus as something to be controlled and regulated. Laser pointers and guns, on the other hand, are seen as tools that, while needing to be regulated, have legitimate aims (i.e., laser pointing, hunting, etc.) and thus aren't something to be completely gotten rid of.

Oddly enough, we are one of the few countries to not put graphic pictures on our cigarette labels, instead only having a written warning about the risks.

>>67049912
have you tried calling him a cunt?

>>67049903
yeah, when they've had "these will kill you" written on them for years and that didn't stop anybody nothing will

I reckon it will defo cut down on kids starting though

>>67049856
That's an idea not an actual law afaik

67049923
Take your long winded posts back where they came from reddit

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My favorite /brit/ person together with Alan Shearer and Bear Grills, not gonna lie.
Who are your top 3 /brit/ people dead or alive?

>>67049856
We're well on that path, tbch. Smoking is looked down upon here far more than Alcohol consumption.

>>67049933
everyone just banters with them

a common one is using two packets with the eye picture and one with the cancerous mouth picture and putting them up against your face like theyre your eyes and mouth hahahaha

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>>67049923
not a single molecule in the universe gives even a microscopic fuck what you think

>>67049716
Did he bum your mum?

>>67049933
Supposedly they have cut down the number of people that smoke. Got no issues with initiatives to discourage smokers as long as anyone can still go out and buy cigs if they really want, my only issue with them is that as a non-smoker I still have to see that gruesome shit all the time.

>>67049922
>67049923
Fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayojAI5j7c
Feeling genuinely sad :( RIP

>>67049962
lmao

>>67049962
noice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPGcPZiwDvY

Absolute belter of a choon

can't sleep
hohoho

what's with the obsession over trying to get people to quit smoking when alcohol is far more dangerous to other people?

also smokers actually cost less healthcare wise because theyre likely to die sooner and that's very cheap compared to keeping someone alive from their 70s into their 90s when theyll need weekly doctor visits and yearly joint replacements and 2 dozen drugs a day just to keep them alive

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me

Getting sick and tired of this simulacra of a general and your autistic attitude. i am never setting foot here again.

>>67050025
because the tobacco industry isn't owned by (((them)))

i heard it from /pol/

>>67049923
It's more how 18-20s aren't given the same rights as adults, and even though the 21 rule for alcohol is a relic of old hardcore protestantism you guys are encouraging it with cigs now instead of repealing it. And yet nobody seems to find an issue with it, didn't even see it in the news an American mate told me about it.

Also don't give me that shit with gun control, here (and probably the UK and other countries) you can get a gun if you really need it for hunting, it's more "self protection" and non-reasons where it's banned.

>>67049888

I never remember thinking he was anything but a orange spoiled retard and that was the meme. Some people actually thought he was muscular?

>>67050040
>simulacra of a general
appreciated this phrase

Wonder how many times we can post "wahey" ITT

wahey wahey

>>67050044
actually makes sense desu given that fizzy drinks are actually far worse for your health

t. PA

>>67050025
>alcohol is less dangerous
>but smokers die earlier lol

Alcohol isn't that bad for you, non-Americans have normal drinking cultures that might involve only 1-2 drinks for a normal event.

>>67050025
mostly because of muh second-hand smoke

>>67050055
Well, the hardcore protestantism isn't really that "old". In any case the 21 rule for alcohol is because 21 was the age of majority, and the voting age, in most states prior to the 1960s.

>>67050063
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

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Hmm...

>>67050056
Yeah I think I got him mixed up a bit with some Character from Mtv's the Jersey Shore in remembrance. In any case, I used to be impressed by him. But he is in fact the kind of guy that if I met, I would at least make him break eye contact and then take a cigarette from him.

>>67049912
I just asked them if they really rode kangaroos to school because it's a meme that we think that there and i like to reinforce it. Also copy their accent and refer to crocodile dundee quotes and talk about how much you love the movies. Works like a charm

>>67050085
WAHEY

>>67050055
>you can get a gun if you really need it for hunting, it's more "self protection" and non-reasons where it's banned.

mate you can literally just do the firearm course and then join a rifle association to get your A and B licence, and most instructors tell you NOT to list hunting as your primary use of a firearm or else when you list the details of the property you will use as your primary hunting site, they may put calibre restrictions on what you can own. I mean, one of the rifle associations you can join in QLD was literally established as basically a dummy establishment to allow people to get their licences without having to engage in scheduled shooting/mandatory range days in order to retain membership.

it's astoundingly easier than people would imagine.

>>67050075
alcohol causes many indirect fatalities via DUI car wrecks, etc

second hand smoke was debunked years ago
it is in fact completely harmless

>>67050059
Currently reading Jean Baudrillard. Shit is absolutely cash.

wahey

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>/pol/ didn't respond to my clever thread

>>67050075
australian drinking culture is pretty bad desu. i don't very often - perhaps once or twice a month and i'm never blackout drunk or tripping over myself but it's very common hahaha

Nassim Nicholas Taleb liked/suggested one of my comments tbqh

wahey

>>67050025
booze industry is too big. think of sheer amount of money circulating around brewing, transport, licensing and the consumer market. just as if not more valuable than food produce.

our health minister got fired after concluding that alcohol causes more social and poverty issues than any illegal substance lel

>>67050127
excellent, I was wondering if you were since I've not heard people use Simulacra and Simulation often.

Honestly it was reading that book plus Ishmael in first year of uni that first pushed me to rethink a lot of things.

Wahey

wahey

>>67050080
Just aways assumed that 21 would be lowered to 18 in the near future as it seems like such a relic of an older era, at least as an Australian it boggles my mind, was drinking way earlier. And yet nobody seems to have an issue with it, even with the increasing prevalence of people going to uni straight out of high school and expected to bear the responsibility of being adults.

Know a 19-year-old who was caught and had to do community service in Texas.

>>67050087
Is that moot?

>>67050169
was that the same lad who placed cannabis in class b

>>67050169
Tobacco industry, especially here and in the US, was just as big if not bigger considering prohibition.

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Drumpf is finished

>>67050169
The tax on Alcohol was the US's biggest source of revenue before the income tax, and the income tax was actually pushed by the Prohibitionists in the 1910s to make Prohibition more feasible.

>>67050184
It was lowered in the late 1960s/early 1970s, but as drunk driving rates increased people campaigned to have it be brought back up, which it was in the 1980s.

>>67050198
it's like a virus

>>67050123
With all the adler drama in the media I was surprised at learning almost a million people have licenses, much more than I imagined.

Still a fan of gun control ngl.

>>67050198
Wahey

>>67050198
why can't shitskins just stay out of white countries? for fuck's sake they ruin everything

>man detained after commotion at trump rally is an anti-trump republican

B T F O
T
F
O

PLEASE tell me that stupid leaf is still here

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>>67050230

>>67050230
>people overreacting to this obvious set up

WAHEY YANK POLITICS

>>67050126
>it is in fact completely harmless
Dubious

>>67050198
trump is getting 60-70% of the hispanic vote...

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>>67050219
White nationalism from the new world is hilarious

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t'geaowf (male)

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>>67050255
>>67050198
His defeat
was merely delay,

until the time after the Towers fell, when the sons of Lincoln would spill their own blood.

But no one wanted to believe, believe he even existed.

And when the truth finally dawned...
it dawned in fire.

>>67050267
Alright enough internet for today.
Good night/morning /brit/

>>67050143
I'm an awful drinker desu black out pretty often. For all the shit we give Americans, lots of people here approach drinking as a way to get ratarsed as soon as possible.
More just thinking of my family, lots of Irish influence and expected to have a glass or two of wine at events, they find it strange if I just ask for water.

>>67050262
people are just angry and don't know what to do anymore.
I think people are just worries about becoming like South Africa. Liberals think gimmiedats and guilt riding will somehow make centuries of bad blood on both sides go away overnight, and tories just want to pretend it never happened.

>>67050209
a lot of people who are licenced just don't talk about it because of how gun fearing some people are. applications for gun licences are at an all time high, and a year or two ago, QLD police announced that it was the highest year of firearm licence applications they'd ever received - bigger than even the yearly estimate by the rifle associations. frankly, the two biggest deterrents for gun licencing are 1) cost and 2) wanking around associated with getting it.

but yeah, i'm in two minds with gun control. i'd love to be able to access the stuff yanks can but at the same time, i am not a fucked up sperg who wants to shoot up a school. i just wish the whole anti-gun thing would tone it down a bit. the adler business is fucking ridiculous

>>67050267
this guy just wants to be an anime girl so fucking bad

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me and the gf

>>67050203
>It was lowered in the late 1960s/early 1970s, but as drunk driving rates increased people campaigned to have it be brought back up, which it was in the 1980s.
Same happened here more recently but instead they made it insanely difficult to get a full drivers license, haven't even got my learners yet so it'll take at least two-years minimum until I can get the full, and that's if I have full access to a car (which I don't really).

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>>67050189
C, and then the government changed it to B against his advice.

It's so retarded. He wasn't campaigning pro-drugs or possession laws, just purely neutral research into their effects or harm on society. Ultimately all of his data was ignored because "drugs don't get votes".

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>>67050267
>>67050307
hmm...

>>67050335
WAHEY

>>67050295
its similar here
no one wants to talk openly about guns, but in reality licenses are skyrocketing and so are purchases in general.

its also why gun grabbers have such a rough time here since although the majority support gun control, bans put a bad taste in people's mouths.

I'm worried sometimes about who I tell about my guns, some people will think I'm a crazy killer while others are super interested, I notice its the latter more often though since its not like I blather on about them like some American.
girls love them too.

Repeat after me if you know the words, TAKE A LOOK AT THE KIDS ON THE STREET

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>1:59AM
>1:00AM

>>67050329
Of course, the US can't necessarily do that given how essentially mandatory driving is in American culture (and also, somewhat ironically, how the Driver's License serves as the universal ID). That being said, I do believe that if you're old enough to die for your country you should also be old enough to drink. Also, the states that are legalizing marijuana are setting the age for it to 21, so I don't believe it'll go away anytime soon.

>>67050287
yeah grog is prominant everywhere in australia. i've made it my thing to just not drink unless i'm getting drunk but then i'll limit that to 1-2 times a month and honestly once we start to settle down, and once the hangovers get worse i doubt ill ever drink again

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GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE

>i am now in the same time as the east coast

>>67050375
me on the floor

I drink a lot desu; almost daily with periods where I wont drink for several days inbetween
but I rarely get "drunk" usually just a bit tipsy at most.

PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD,PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAD

>>67050249
are you actually retarded or merely pretending

>>67050295
Overall I'm in the camp of people who believe guns are increasingly designed around efficiently killing people and thus there isn't really any advantage to regular people having access to them. At the same realised from watching that Russian movie Leviathan how povvos get a big kick out of just fucking around with them, so sucks a bit for them.

They should just up the classification for the adler, only issue is getting the states to agree on it. It's not like there aren't worse weapons available to highly qualified people here already.

I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLL

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I thought the Alan Parsons Project was a meme because they mentioned it in Austin Powers, until I actually listened to one of their albums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S6bMJBgGyw

how did Britain produce so many fantastic bands?

i actually laugh whenever i see a girl in college pretending like she'll have a career
kek, we all know they're just gonna shag some rich chad and be a housewife

me and a m8 tried brewing some prison hooch we saw on a documentary once. just threw a load of bread and fruit into a carrier bag and left it for 2 weeks

genuinely tasted worse than bleach, poor crims

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>i actually laugh whenever i see a girl in college pretending like she'll have a career
>kek, we all know they're just gonna shag some rich chad and be a housewife

>>67050428
Got any left lad?

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>no dwarf fort gf

Genuinely disgusted with alcohol these days

Could barely stomach a few beers tonight

>>67050350
our anti-guns would be as bas as yours although i dont know if theyd be worse. here, it's common amongst them to see anyone who owns a gun as a man with a tiny penis looking to compensate for it. it's probably what is done with them too, so if you kill wild cats and dogs theyll think youre a sociopath or something hahah

>>67050466
you Irish?
desu I love the stuff and my taste in spirits is developing more.

>>67050413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfBpxfRAPo4&list=PLvudnxdw_da0iz7J9kWiG0q6r7uHpojQ8&index=2

He did a concept album on Edgar Allan Poe lmao. Great album

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>He did a concept album on Edgar Allan Poe lmao. Great album

>>67050367
We have similar driving cultures so it's strange they're strangling it so much, although we have a concentrated population around big cities like Sydney so that public transport is probably better.
Tbf you can get your P's fairly early so that you can have maybe only 1 or no passengers and not a drop of alcohol in your system.

>>67050371
Used to be a big drinker as an expat kid not too long ago, but ironically on coming back to Australia I've had terrible hangovers and really struggle to keep it down after having some spirits, even just a swig. Don't mind a casual daytime drink though, wish uni-aged students were more inclined towards that and better booze.

>>67050474
I think its worse there since most people don't see guns as something people use for "protection" here, and you see loads of people driving huge raised Ford f150's so owning a gun is hardly the go-to compensation.

we also have stand your ground laws and right to bear arms is guaranteed within our constitution, though not with the same ferocity as the US one since it gives the state the right to control and limit their use when necessary.

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i tooted and it tickled my balls

>tfw missed out on teenage drug overdose

>>67050500
If you think it's fedora tier you don't know Alan Parsons' music lad

>>67050502
Interesting. What is the maximum BAC for driving in Australia? Here it's .08 before you're considered automatically driving under the influence.

>>67050504
Even in the US felons can't have firearms, which is constitutional, but an outright handgun ban is unconstitutional.

>>67050488
I hope Trump's election spurs lefties to turn their frustrations towards music and art like they did in the 70s and create some fantastic stuff again.

I think a lot of people are creatively bankrupt though now

>tfw consumed drug combinations that should have killed anyone but lived
blew a .48% BAC once while on a xanax binge

Blew a cock once when on a viagra binge

>>67050527
I've been up for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.

When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.

You or any other pussies who post in /brit/ has ever known a rush like that.

>>67050403
the problem with upping it is that it may as well be banned. upgrading it to a cat D weapon is effectively banning it - a lever action shotgun which is literally one of the oldest actions in the history of firearms. the arguments for it are pretty dumb, and you can speed shoot .22 lever action up to speeds match automatic rifles. it's a useful weapon for farmers, and putting it on cat D is removing that from them. i'd possibly understand cat C but cat D? nah no way

>>67050542
No clue, as I said don't even have a learners but I think I've heard people mention 0.8 or 0.6 as the limit.
Don't know if you guys have P's but that's the classification for a license between learners and full, there may even be two classifications of P's - in which case you can drive on your own but as I said can't even have an an echo of alcohol in your system or people with you.
They're dead strict on drink driving these days, massive ad campaign for it. There's this one wankfest ad where they ask a """local""" what he thinks is the acceptable amount of people dying each year is, he says 80 or something and they bring out all his friends and family as though the 80 he mentioned could include him. Boils my blood, keep going on about getting down to zero deaths no matter the cost.

>>67050542
I think the difference is Americans are guaranteed the right regardless of situation while ours is situational and by need.
its mostly a holdover from the Bill of Rights of King James II

also the terminology (and legal meaning) is different
we have he right to KEEP arms
Yanks have the right to BEAR arms

>>67050571
sorry but what is a lung?
also how is methamphetamine? i would try it 2bh

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Losing my ability to spell and speak without stuttering

Think something may be wrong with me

>>67050504
yeah since we've no protection using them, it implies that we are using them for offensive purposes such as killing animals and stuff like that. the big controversy over the adler shotgun has really divided people once again so yay for everyone being labelled sociopaths again

>>67050609
>keep going on about getting down to zero deaths no matter the cost.
Same here tbch

>>67050614
That is an interesting distinction, although concealed carry wasn't nationwide until the 2010s I believe.

>>67050632
Not getting enough sleep?

Stressed about something?

>>67050571
massively od'd on DMT once and basically experienced "death". most terrified I've ever been or ever will be

would rather a 6 day meth binge than that again 2bh

>>67050632
do something with your life

>>67050542
changes state to state iirc. in QLD it's .05 but I think there's one state where it's .08

>>67050644
what was death like

much detail as poss please

>>67050649
Interesting. Here States are kept to Federal standards (which include the drinking age) by having federal funding withheld if they don't comply.

>>67050581
I think that's fair, people can still access it if they really, really want to and have a reason for it. Imo guns should be classified according to their highest operational capacity according to their potential for upgrading magazine capacity and the like.

Curious though, what's considered useful for farmers? I imagine it revolves around scaring off pests, can increased firing capacity really help that much such that you off 4 dingos instead of 3 and have a measurable difference?

>>67050632
Probably stress, just don't worry and b yourself

>>67050644
Tell us more

>>67050673
nah i was wrong, it's .05% across the board. I think I got the .08 from a state that used to have it before it became federal

>>67050639
it varies a lot though many Americans can still carry guns around without issue.

meanwhile here they work around this stuff by saying you can KEEP guns but they need to be secured at all times when not in use.

though since Parliament is supreme in our federalist system compared to the UK where the crown is, we still retain the rights of Englishmen to any weaponry and Parliament has never once denied or attacked this right, instead they just try and dance around it.

this has been held up in court as well so its not like its some antiquated law of no significance.

really the issue for "self defence" here is claiming self-defence as a reason for shooting someone, it implies you had your gun at the ready with the intent to kill. really its all semantics and you can just word it differently and get off no issue, courts will fuck you hard if you don't.

>>67050663
could feel myself being pulled from my body and all geometry shifting bizarrely around me. but the worst part was sadness. sad that my parents would find their son dead for something as fucking stupid as that

tried to calm myself as much as possible and I as fine not long after, DMT trips are intense but really short. and of course my experience was just my "perception" of death so I'm still none the wiser what actually happens

>>67050716
>it varies a lot though many Americans can still carry guns around without issue.
True, although that does vary by state with the whole open-carry thing. Oddly enough concealed carry, hiding the gun like a criminal, is constitutionally protected nationwide, but open carry, having it honestly out in the open, isn't.

>>67050542
>>67050639
>>67050673
back to r*ddit

>>67050744
The law is really strange honestly, especially with common law
People who don't learn the law are just asking for trouble though.

I laugh when I see idiots here try to act like big time Texans then get fucked by the cops

Meanwhile I can shoot signs with my handgun from a moving car and be ok

>>67050683
a cat D licence is reserved for pure commercial use only - farmers would never be able to access it which is why people are calling it a ban by default.

the usefulness is in killing harmful pests like wild pigs. they're devastating as fuck, and appear in groups. if you come across a group, any gun loud enough to kill them will scare the rest away meaning you have to wank around a lot in order to get the group of them. commercial wild pig culling is literally a guy in a helicopter with either a leveraction/pump action shotgun or semi automatic rifle. if you see videos, the cunts scatter everywhere hence the helicopter so you need to drop them fast and the adler is a good option for doing that.

>>67050781
Yeah, those people and sovereign citizens are hilarious.

>>67050783
Wow, I did not know that culling in Australia was like that.

@67050747
Still trying, huh?

>someone posts a mildly interesting post
>ask to explain
>turns out they were just lying and dont respond

Someone wrote "jack ass" on my windshield today

Made me very angry and a little depressed.

*waits for this stupid conversation to end so /brit/ can return to normal*

>>67050803
my gf's uncle does it outside the Perth area. he has a freezer truck and 2 pickup trucks to do it in. They drive out and fill the truck with stuff thy shoot.

>>67050803
you can get culling based out of big trucks too, but from what i understand, a fair proportion of proper culling is done out of heli's because of how fast the pigs scatter. kangaroos are done largely out of trucks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNs4fF3qljM

If I can single you out this easily just by your posting style maybe it's a sign to head back to where you came from

>>67050805
sorry for not actually dying leaf, will try harder next time

>>67050783
Alright fair, killing off introduced species is pretty important, and I imagine pigs are pretty slippery fuckers too. Funny how greenies should be supporting better ways to off foreign species but are probably dead set against the adler.

Apparently hillary smells of poo

>>67050838
>>67050844
That sounds great.

>>67050857
Watch your tone when you speak to me, kid

havent really slept since wednesday desu

>>67050870
yeah and killing individual pigs is dangerous and they can easily gore you to death. if you come across one, you're gonna want a reasonably rapid fire shotgun to take it down or it could fuck your shit up - that's where adler's and the like come in as cat A and B weapons instead of the cat C pump actions

doing this post

>>67050877
You can cull boar there eh?
I've gone boar hunting in Georgia before, got a huge scar up my leg from one

>>67050931
replying to that post

Shut the fuck up you aussie bastards

it's done

>>67050940
Rude
I like talking about the law and guns

>>67050932
I've never hunted or culled in my life 2bh, so I wouldn't know. I just find the process fascinating.

off to doing another post

How are we all doing this fine sunny arvo?

>>67050952
We should have a /brit/ hunting trip

I have loads turkey and whitetail on my property plus the occasional moose and bear.

aaaand done

dangerously low on riz

>>67050976
Sounds like a decent idea.

>>67050940
all me

>>67050971
Shit, should be studying for an exam Tuesday and yet I'm having serious discussions on gun laws.

checked my desk drawer and found some, always search your surroundings lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11585033
http://www.strawpoll.me/11585033

http://www.strawpoll.me/11585033

>>67051037
shan't be voting in that

>>67051050
Shant be fucking your mom dude LOL xD

>>67051060
Dayum son u got me lolol XD

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made me thingk

>>67050976
gimme a bit

i'm planning on learning the full autism of external ballistics/MOA

>>67050976
I already have a passport, so going there won't be so bad. I've never handled a gun in my life, though.

shan't be posting in this thread

>>67051197
Jesus fucking christ you are the most cringey poster I've ever encountered. Fuck off already

>>67051227
How long have you been here?

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>>67051216
Just as planned

>>67051246
eleven years

actually not minding the time change too much as it should help me get on a regular sleep schedule

>>67051276
holy shit

>>67051286
same

You know I really want?

I want a tall scandinavian archer tribeswoman who would take me as a slave but treat me more like a son or something, but she'd have sex with me too.

Yeah, that'd be the dream.

>>67051310
will never understand the appeal of being the sub in an heterosexual relationship when homosexuality exists

>pissed my bed
thanks brain, i needed that right now

Brain here

Just forced my meatsack to piss himself

Howling

>>67051334
Penises are disgusting, and I have hemorrhoids so anal sex is a no-no

The ancient peoples who inhabited Neolithic Britain performed brain surgery

I highly recommend giving Stonehenge Empire a Watch
Some of the reenactments are a bit corny like a guy in the snow with no clothes on aside from pants but it's very fascinating stuff overall

>>67051390
Interesting, will definitely consider

>>67050571
how did you get meth in the UK? howcome it hasn't taken off there like it has in aus and murka?

>>67051415
>meth

Baby drugs

Try fentanyl

>>67051334
I quite like girl feet

not particularly into dicks

I hereby claim the new thread as Terra Nullius

>>67051448
>fentanyl
>meth

Opposite ends of the spectrum here lad haha

>>67051484
Dont care

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>>67051401

dear lord lads if you think /brit/ has a problem with JFs check out /cum/ literally has regulars from all over the fucking globe

>>67051509
>/cum/
>implying they're comparable to the mighty /brit/

Nice try kid

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you are all nothing more than minions who do my bidding without even realizing it

>>67051507
>>67051528
Will /brit/cucks ever recover?

>>67051528
/brit/s been shit tonight. had to leave for a few hours

>>67051334
because I'm not fucking gay you bisexual queer in denial

>>67051537
>/brit/s been shit tonight

Thread was made at 5am here. Overnight /brit/ is US/Aus shitposting hours. You have no one to blame but yourselves

>>67051533
so you are guilty of conspiracy to commit all our crimes lad, wouldn't want to be you.

halloween theme just activated on another board lads

Theresa May keeps saying "Brexit means Brexit" and that it'll definitely happen. But what if the court ruling stands and MPs vote against it?

Will she go to the Queen and ask her to overrule parliament?

>>67051533
Can I get that in writing

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>>67051566
i do not fall under the jurisdiction of british law

>>67051580
>going on other boards

What sort of pleb does this

ahahahahahahaha wipe out

Just witnessed a major accident outside my building lads

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me bum stinks

>>67051625
What happened?

>>67051554
the previous thread was one of the worst in recent memory

>>67051683

>>67051683
Again, middle of the night so that's on you and the aussies, not us

>>67051552
>you bisexual queer in denial

excuse me? Im strictly gay my dude

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