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Mick Jagger edition
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cara
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tara
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giant jobbies in the toilet
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araca
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeylYTczphs
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>I'll be back in 2019 and probably with a pitchfork

what did he mean by this?
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could go for a short hair gf 2bh lads

>>67047067
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Mad that we either let the tories sell off the nhs to their mates or labour let in half of Islamabad

Not a fan of this choice
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>Hillary shill tries to kill Trump
>fails
dire
this will practically hand him the election then.

what morons
should have done it months ago if they really cared.
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>>67047471
to become leader of UKIP and then PM
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been asked to go to Shanghai with the Chinese gf over Christmas

reckon I'll be heckled at by chubby virgin blokes for being with a Chinese girl?
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>>67047504
All these lies.
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>>67047502
>couldn't win his own seat as party leader

nah, he'll never get into the house of commons
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>>67047471
he'll be back in 2019 and probably with a pitchfork
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>>Hillary shill tries to kill Trump
>>fails
>dire
>this will practically hand him the election then.

>what morons
>should have done it months ago if they really cared.
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>>67047468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xn5p6fVzWI
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having some clean water
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I went to bed at midnight, woke up at 2:30, had a bowl of cereal, went on the internet and now i'm tired again

what did my hypothalamus mean by this
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The BBC is run by traitors who despise white Britons and the UK in general. And this is the state broadcaster
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>6 days into nofap
Should I just wank
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>>67047486
>young white democrat voter

hmm, definitely deranged
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>>67047486
>this will practically hand him the election then
delusional
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>>67047533
you will ascend to superhuman abilities soon just wait it out a bit longer :-)
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>>67047515
why the fuck are you brits so cynical?
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>>67047533
yeah, think of how good it will feel to shoot that big thick creamy 6 day load
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>>67047531
definitely did not immediately ignore this post
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>The BBC is run by traitors who despise white Britons and the UK in general.
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>>67047531
weird since they were censoring the fuck out of the sex pistols back in the 70s
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having some cannabis
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Reckon a bird has ever cracked one out over you
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>>67047545
>the opposition is resorting to shooting him
of course it will
it did for Reagan

I can see him spinning this like mad tomorrow once everyone is awake
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post quintessentially british music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
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>>67047531
AMAZING post

We'll definitely be making Singapore a colony now
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>>67047567
haha
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not wanked in almost 2 weeks if i'm honest

not through any concerned effort to avoid it, just haven't been arsed
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>>67047531
literally could not fucking care less
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>using the f-word

cool it with the profanity
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had a great bonfire night tonight but they fucking HAD to bring out a trump effigy and burn it
why the fuck do people have to shoehorn their fucking politics into everything?
also felt it was extremely ironic that they were burning trump cos he's intolerant while they were literally participating in an event where you burn a pope (the pope effigy was next to trump and they both burnt together) as a fuck you to catholics
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>>67047601
There is literally no way that Trump can win the election at this point
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>>67047545
>delusional

this is CTR's favorite word
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>>67047632
fuck off you fucking fucker fucktard!
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>>67047658
>favorite
FOY
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"Woops!"
t. Lord Mountbatten
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Yank autist loves making new threads
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>>67047486
it was a bloke with a sign saying "Republicans Against Trump" trying to get up on stage but some people in the audience shouted "he's got a gun" so secret service panicked a bit. No one was actually trying to kill him, you're patted down and you have metal detectors before you can go into those events
Everyone's jumpy as we get closer to the election
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>>67047664
edgy
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>>67047651
except the fact that before this they were basically neck and neck, while Hillary is crashing and Donald is surging in the states he needs to be, former "democrat leaning" are becoming swing states
and swing states are becoming Repub leaning.
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>>67047696
funny because there is a canacuck who HAS to make every late night/early morning thread with a shit edition
willing to wager that that canacuck is you
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>>67047658
Had to google your acronym to understand your /pol/ mouthbreathing launguage. I don't support Hillary, she's just as bad as Trump.
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>>67047707
>>67047707
>except the fact that before this they were basically neck and neck, while Hillary is crashing and Donald is surging in the states he needs to be, former "democrat leaning" are becoming swing states
>and swing states are becoming Repub leaning.
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thinking about shagging a chink lass but i know she's going to stink
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>>67047559
i'm not. that's just how it works in our system

correct placement of candidates is what wins elections for parties. if a serious party leader loses the seat that is specifically tailored for him then that is an absolute disaster and shows how unelectable he is.
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>>67047744
Quite a good post this
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Don't care about any of this bollocks you runts are always on about
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run along now runts
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>>67047707
They were never neck and neck. Polls aren't accurate. Hillary will win the election simply because she's a woman and has the 51% silent majority
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>>67047738
all you retards say the same shit. fuck off already
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http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=61

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=61

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=61
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told some girl I'm seeing that I'm going to sleep and she's just text me saying she's caught me out not sleeping because I opened fb

absolute psycho
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Pretty nice to see how many non-EU countries have been pleasant about Britain since we left the EU, speaking positively about new trades deals etc.

Makes me realise just how fucking wankerish and bitter Juncker and his tosspot cronies are

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37886179
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>>67047788
boycotting this shit until you pick a better game
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>>67047775
now who's the delusional one?

>polls are inaccurate when they aren't in my favour anymore
good laughs had by all

prepare for a very rude wakeup on tuseday.
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>>67047806
Upset you arent funny?
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>>67047785
If you honestly think I'm a paid Hillary shill you should see a shrink. I almost feel bad for you.
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being ugly is a true curse

you lads who aren't ugly please just be thankful that you'll never know this feel
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>>67047822
yes

:(
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smells of bananas
don't even have bananas
hmmm
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Why don't Brits celebrate Anglo holidays like the 4th of July?
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>>67047872
nose cancer
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
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>>67047872
fuck off seizurelad
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>>67047401
Sup lads
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>>67047810
I never said they were ever accurate
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>>67047885
>>67047887
so which is it
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http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=61
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>>67047795
say you couldn't sleep/woke up
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>>67047805
>worth £1bn a year

Good stuff May, just another 50 nations to go.
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wish canadians would fuck off for good
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anyone want to play star craft?
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>>67047948
Because trade with the EU nations will completely cease right.
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would you consider a girl a slut if she's made out with 12 guys by the time she's 16 and has also had 1 sexual partner
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>>67047954
>starcraft

FOG

Warcraft 3 is the white mans RTS
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>>67047982
yes

no question about it
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>waking up at 3:58a
Woohoo
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>ARSEnal
how the fuck did they get away with this lads
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>>67047851
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>>67048021
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>>67048021
What does this even mean
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https://youtu.be/VibwJp7_-go
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>>67048002
feels bad man, shes my gf and im gonna lose my v card to her soon probably
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>>67047982
no hahaaha kissing guys means fuck all
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I want some fug
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>tfw nobody to snuggle up with and keep warm
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>>67047785
It's possible there are shills on /pol/ but if you really think Hillary is paying to have people monitoring a British general on /int/ then you're seriously fucked in the head.
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>>67047982
it's kissing lad who cares
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>>67048095
H-hi...^_^
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>>67048095
H-hi
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>>67048100
ok
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>>67048100
He does think that
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Trying to stay positive
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>>67047785
delusional
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having a think
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Seeing Anthony Fantano live on friday lads
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>>67048112
>>67048116
Hello x
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>>67048158
you mean cuckthony fagtano
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Realized that this place is all about student's/schoolboys's problems. Feels too old for this place, lads
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>>67048175
>maybe if I use the word cuck it'll gain some meaning again
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>>67048058
You're either underage or one of those guys that dates HS aged girls, pathetic either way.
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>>67048180
it's especially bad tonight for some reason

it's usually not like this
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>>67048175
Yeah the best teeth in the game im gonna get a photo with him
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>>67048188
who are you quoting?
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>>67048164
*snuggles up*
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>>67048189
she had made out with 12 dudes, met a guy, lost her virginity to him, dated for a year and some, met me and were 18
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Any pornos lads?
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will trump yank finally fuck off after the election
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>>67048164
Come under the covers
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creasing lads

she got proper angry and said she expected me to say I'd marry her aha
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>>67048223
Sounds like a slag to me lad
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Can't stand these /pol/ fucktards. They weren't this bad until a few yards ago. I think all of them were linked to /pol/ from Facebook posts then leaked out and poisoned the rest of this site.
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Wow now I love smirnoff!

https://youtu.be/-J7z6Ochkkw
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>>67048231
He'll still be posting polls showing Trumps going to win when Hillary gets indicted or something
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feel like getting something to eat but can't be arsed getting up to put something in the oven for 30 minutes

what to do, what to do...
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37886179
I like goats and sheep
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>>67048223
My bad, thought you said she's 16 now.
Don't worry about it, only grandads care about stuff like that these days, one sexual partner is pretty much nothing.
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>>67048246
wrong.
let's see the screenshot of her saying that. oh wait, it doesn't exist
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>>67048195
Idk, didn't post here tonight. But the fact this place and these times belong to 20 y/o dudes makes upset. I'm too old for those problems. But I still have them. You know what I mean? Like I skipped the opportunities to be what I supposed to be at my age...
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>>67048223
fucking hell lad stop being a spastic just put your willy in her
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>>67048275
can't post any of the other messages (doxxable info)

bellend
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>>67048227
many
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>>67048211
*pulls duvet around us both and cuddles you*
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>>67048311
hmm she doesnt seem insane at all
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>>67048253
Why is it always non-whites who say "Europe is open"?

I must ponder on this more deeply...
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BRUTAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjE6X4lbto0
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>>67048311
Nice samefagging
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i have no fucking clue what I would do all day if I lived in the pre internet days
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>>67048265
update: got a gaytime from the freezer
hope it'll tide my over til dinner
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>>67048353
Probably something productive
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thinking about going for a dip
>>67048353
probably become a master of some craft
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>>67048362
>gaytime
lol
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>>67048353
read and played sports, like when i was a child
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lads is there a site like boobpedia except for flat chest pornstars?
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>>67048383
ah yes very mature
i'll have the last laugh though cause this thing is delicious
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>>67048362
could you bring me one m8 mum only has chocolate paddlepops
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>>67048323
*brings hot mulled wine while it's comfy snowing outside*
*buries the nose in his/her hair*
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>>67047750
hmm yeah better just give up all hope haha who needs it anyway
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Hmm...cock seems to be hard

What shall I do?
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>>67048405
hahahahah you're having yourself a delicious gay time?
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>>67048395
>read
don't have the attention span for that to be enjoyable. always have to reread every paragraph like 3 times to understand it
>play sports
that's like 2 hours at most
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>>67048425
put it in a drawer and slam it shut
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>>67048425
lop it off with a quick clean blow from a heated knife

>>67048426
hard to have a gaytime on your own la, wanna join me?
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What is the worst American city, and why is it Phoenix?
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>>67048425
My sphincter is relaxed...
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>>67048461
The company appears to embrace the camp name by retaining the tagline from the 1980s, "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own". The in-home boxes feature the words "4 delicious chances to have a gay time".[3]
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>>67048462
>City literally in the middle of a fucking desert
Spackers the lot of them for living there 2bh
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Americans and Cucknadians must leave
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>>67048362
>>67048408
You're a gay cunt if you don't buy coles brand one litre ice cream.
Got me some delicious caramel and macademia in the freezer.
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>>67048492
Yeah, it's literally the Australian Outback with the Colorado River as a main source of water. IDK how a million+ people can live there.
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My clit seems to be aroused what do?
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>>67048428
>tfw amerifat with no internet
>wake up
>eat burger
>head out to handegg astroturf field
>play for 1 hour
>1 hour of commercials and huddles
>go home
>eat burger
>stare at wall because too stupid to read
>go to sleep
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>>67048531
Think about sniffing American sharts
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Might start playing football at uni
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>>67048515
hm? why would I want to buy some cheap ice cream tub when it's much more convenient and tastier to get it on a stick
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more like /yank/ ahahah get it because the thread is full of fat people
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>>67048546
>1 hour of commercials
tbf, that's only for the really high-up professional leagues, and in any case is because of American society rather than being inherently part of the sport. On a side note, how popular is Canadian Football over there?
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>>67048564
>>67048515
I prefer my ice cream in sandwich form personally
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>>67048515
hahaha yeee their vanilla bean is fucking UNREAL
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>why yes, m'comrade, i am indeed from russia
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>>67048548
Shafted in my thong few days ago btw. Was embarrassing.
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>>67048546
>tfw canadian
>PM says our country has no culture and as such is the first postnational culture
>go to jail for trying to buy a sex bot online
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>>67048580
This post smells of reddit. Not sure why, but I sense it
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>Canadian Football
i can't breathe
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>>67048462
Phoenix is the sixth most populous city nationwide, the most populous state capital in the United States, and the only state capital with a population of more than 1 million residents.

How?
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i decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
england is mine it owes me a living
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>>67048590
>>67048574
What you gonna do with that disgusting colonial invasion from A*stralia, C*cknada and Am*rica, my gentle British sir?
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>>67048616
yanks have a habit of making the state capital some irrelevant shithole no one has heard of
des moines, iowa
columbus, ohio
albany, new york
olympia, washington

it's weird desu
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>>67048313
guess who's back

back again
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>>67048564
You can dish out an appropriate amount based on the situation.

>>67048589
Good lad, divine with some Strawberries.
Going salted caramel next time, think that's the best.
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>>67048616
Cars, and retirees from the harshly-cold winters of the Northeast and Midwest.

>>67048609
I used to go on Reddit a lot, but have lately been abandoning it for going on here.

>>67048650
That's deliberate, lest one city hog all the relevance and we're left with a London of sorts.
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>>67048647
i don't know. are you going to suck my dick or not?
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>>67048664
doesn't really work though, they're still irrelevant shitholes no one has heard of
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>>67048650
the capitals were made while the nation was still new. they weren't irrelevant shitholes when they were made the capital of their state
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>>67048650
you're really dumb
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>>67048650
That's fair but there are literally 50 states, how did a turd of a city like Phoenix get that title?
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>>67048664
>unironically admitting to being a reddit faggot
actually fuck off
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>>67048659
think we've got some but ive never had any desu not a frequent ice cream eater
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Do aussies love ice cream?

Like is it totally common for people to have a fairly decent idea of which ice cream is good and which aren't?
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>>67048684
never too late to change it lad
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>>67048680
True, but at least Chicagoans have to at least go through the motions and actually leave the city for once to go to the capital of Springfield.

>>67048696
Nah
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>This post smells of reddit. Not sure why, but I sense it
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playing small stakes online poker and most of the people in the games are from like romania, bulgaria and shit. feel bad winning sometimes because they probably actually care about the $3 pots you win lmao
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>>67048664
leddit is great for footy streams 2bh

as a discussion platform it's fucking retarded though. downvoting and censoring, genius
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whoa
really makes u think
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>>67048709
Fuck off
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>>67048709
go away now
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>>67048707
yes
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>>67048739
Technically downvoting is supposed to remove/discourage unconstructive shitposting, but that's never how it's used.

>>67048708
As said before, state capitals are supposed to be irrelevant so that, to use an analogy of sorts, Sydneyans have to actually travel to Canberra and thus leave the city, thereby gaining some sort of appreciation for the rest of the country/state. Also they tend to be in the center of the State so that everyone in the state has an equal travelling distance to it.

>>67048771
>>67048775
No
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>>67048793
Fuck off
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>people ITT will never know what it's like to have a delicious golden gaytime

plebs
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>>67048707
Most people know brands like Maxibon, Paddlepop Lion etc.
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nobody reply to this actual reddit yank cunt
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>>67048759
sauce?
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>>67048687

heh
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>>67048673
Ye
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>>67048805
Americans have San Francisco

>>67048803
Nah
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>>67048827
I'd like to see you take a san francisco out of your freezer and suck on it without getting HIV
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i am le architect of all your nightmares, monsieur bond
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Books are for cunts afraid of a sunburn
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>>67048793
Think the idea is more to spread development evenly throughout the area rather than being focused on the most densely populated areas, Tokyo was considered the same being outside of the southwestern Kyoto area and now it's the largest city.

They would've wanted Canberra to rival Sydney/ Melbourne for size but got fucked by WWII.
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but aquaman you cannot marry a woman without gills. you're from two different worlds!
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>>67048788
>>67048807
Howling
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>>67048808
It's funny because normies see Reddit as a scary right-wing website full of MRAs, neckbeards, and the like.

>>67048840
HIV builds character.

>>67048861
Partially this as well.
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>>67048875
just stop posting
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>>67048851
Hello there, Spencer
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stop replying to reddit
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@67048883
"no"
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I suddenly realized that Brits are very rare and exotic this part of the day. I suddenly realized I want to chat with a Brit right now.
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>>67048647
shitpost until they all go away probably

I can stay up very late
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>>67048900
It's (I believe) 6:30 in the morning for them.
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>>67048900
poshel na hui suka blyat
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Have you gotten your cock sucked in 2016?

I did
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there's a lot of annoying people in /brit/ tonight

weird desu
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>>67048900
Hello
>>67048924
4.30
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>HIV builds character
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>>67048927
I haven't ever tbqh

>>67048928
Indeed

>>67048934
Wow, Holy Shit
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t minus 20 minutes until time warp
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>>67048928
reported
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>"no"
>heh, that'll show him!
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67048948
do not reply to it
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>>67048955
Oh yeah, I forgot it was almost the end of Daylight Savings Time for us.
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Drunk Brits on Saturday late night arouse me :3
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for some reason netflix has trailer park boys subtitles in traditional chinese
bit weird
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Hey /brit/ is it true Brits want to abolish the court system just so the Supreme Chancellor can brexit whenever she likes?
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>there's a redittor itt
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>>67048977
obviously it looked at your location data and figured they would be appropriate
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What is Spirit Cooking?
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>yank calling the shots on dealing with a redditposter
ah yes not reddit at all. lead the way kind sir.
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>>67048900
I work nightshift on weekdays so I'm usually here at this time on weekends and also very drunk
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>>67049000
Nice GET and decent burn
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>>67048987
his name is sheev
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>>67049000
something something stones something glass houses
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
*closes tab*
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>>67049019
wrong coast bud
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I suddenly realized I want to have kids despite I don't have an opportunity to raise them alone. Should I get the sperm from my mouth after oral sex with the bf and finger it into the cunt?
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>>67048971
kiss kiss
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>>67049027
Are you pedojew?
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activating my almonds lads
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>>67049015
read this as "decent bum" and had a bit of a giggle upon realising my mistake
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>>67049012
Very sexy position
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>>67049026
there is no difference 2bh
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>>67049043
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deactivating my walnuts
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reactivating my peanuts
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just got back from browsing the ol' 'dit, better post about it here on the 'chon
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Got to meet Trump last week!!

(me on the right)
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Got called a(n) ______ in ______ earlier lads
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time for bed
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67049024
Holy shit fuck off back to re.ddit already this is painful
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>>67049038
No, just a regular woman asking for advice on brit. I thought generals were for bligpostinf and off topic
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decimating my nuts
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>Nice GET and decent burn

>XD
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love him (adore him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRz1QyBFG9E
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>>67049050
thanks
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>>67049093
Good night, don't let the bedbugs bite.
>>
reddit
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>>67049093
is he ok?
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Been up for like 24 hours and getting audio hallucinations again, nothing crazy like voices but subtle vibrations and sounds etc.

Anyone else get them too?
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>>67049052
nah mate

halifax is not vancouver, we have our fair share (very small) of chinks and lebs but it's nothing like the west
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>>67049105
>14:34
Shan't be watching one second of this veritable feature length film
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>>67049099
That's fine, there's just this infamous Russian that trolls /brit/ and /cum/ from time to time.
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>>67049114
>hallucinating after 24 hours

lol
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>>67049114
Those spiritual nuts say staying awake for 7+ days straight opens your 3rd eye to multiple dimensions

Maybe they aren't lying?
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>>67049136
yea I've worked 2 shifts though
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>>67049114
Yeah, when I'm high on lsd
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>>67049111
Only filters in combination with other words
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standing outside some spacker's room and occasionally making noises
*drills into a wall*
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>>67049109
goodnight, I sure as fuck hope they don't

>>67049113
he's better than ok
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>britain and germany didn't team up to kick the shit out of the french in WWI and then again in WWII

worst feel
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>>67049155
hmmmm
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I'll make a child and leave it with my mum. R8 my plan
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prostitute girl deleted me from facebook
well and truly 100% fucked it
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>>67049164
It's ok I guess, if a bit selfish
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvTlZjpnJv0
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Arse is pouring with liquid shite and it smells positively wank.
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>>67049172
What happened? Is this the azn pros?
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67049174
>>>/r/eddit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN8ZPU3VuXI

choon
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>>67049172
howd you fuck that up hahahaa
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>>67049189
dunno she just said it was hard talking to me then we stopped talking
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67049195
reddit pls
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>>67049129
I don't troll anyone, I usually post true stories about my life. There're some imposers impersonating me for some reason
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>>67049207
Share her facebook, you've got nothing to lose.
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>>67047401
Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfur ið sama
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>>67049172
You blew it bigger than Cleveland blew a 3-1 lead.

>>67049211
Ah
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>>67049162
>allying with Germany
GOOD laugh
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>>67049222
nah mate I'm not vindictive
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deleted my fb 2bh

fed up of looking like a reject with just family and a couple of friends on there
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Trump has been shot

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37871681
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>>67049174
But I'll continue the white race, right? I mean that won't be selfish cuz I'd make it for the race and Russian nation in general
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might dox myself
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hmm at least she thought of me enough to delete me
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>>67049244
>Why'd you delete your fb anon?!?
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>>67049248
But you should care for the child directly and not make it your parents' responsibility.
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>>67049249
Alri
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>>67049174
>selfish
how?
why do you feel guilty about it?
its all incessant propaganda to make you feel guilty for everything.
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67049270
fuck off
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really made me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Xa6_WAuws
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>the awful prodigy remix by so-called "bad company uk" is 2nd on beatport dnb charts
disgusting
fucking normbletrons infesting my genre
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>>67049244
I have shitload of ppl on fb but almost none besides ugly fat sugar daddies text me. I bet nobody will ever notice if I'll die or delete it. Hate social networks tbqh but need them for work and surviving
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*googles the definition of vindictive*
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>>67049291
drum and ass is the epitome of normie shite you dumb fucking leaf
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>>67049291
dnb is the most normbo genre ever you spaz
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>>67049291
>bleep boops
>not for utter troglodytes
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>>67049315
>>67049315
>>67049315
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>>67049270
The race is more important than a child. It's better to have 1 white child raised by a grandma in a poor Russia than none at all. While niggers and Asians make 20 kids for 1 family. Wish having big families wasn't luxurious like in old times
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>>67049301
>Hate social networks tbqh

photos and contacting people is alri

but most people just post shite like song lyrics and cryptic attention seeking feels constantly, cba with it
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