too late for good posts edition
not going to reply to that australian
>>67045784
not going to reply to you
rizlas were stuck together but I averted the crisis by gently rubbing them with my thumb and forefinger
I'm defo the biggest abnormie here
>>67045799
Rolling a spliffy la?
lads and I on the bottom right
>>67045750
I attend University and have friends as well, tbqh.
>>67045772
No
>>67045765
>>67045767
>>67045770
>>67045802
>>67045808
She's the italian girl living in Germany btw
Up to what number can the English count? I hear 38 is the threshold.
>tfw no gf to sex with
I'd be shit at it anyway
having some clean water
>>67045840
>fifty seven percent (57%)
big lips are fucking hideous
>>67045863
Post 3" willy
>>67045819
nah lad quit all that a while ago
am a lazy shit enough without monging out all day
>yanks killing politicians
While it's somewhat admirable it seems so uncivilized
Worse I've heard of in the commonwealth is once our PM got a pie to the face and the assailant got away
Also someone smashed an egg on Turdeaus head and he was NOT happy
>>67045873
fuck off low test beta white boy
>>67045861
I believe it's Helvetica
>>67045899
Wasn't a remain MP assassinated in the UK?
could i go to prison if i had cyber sex with a minor if they told me they were 21 and you can see from chat history i genuinely did believe them
asking for a friend
>>67045884
Ever use a volcano/vape? You get a nice head high without becoming a turd on the couch
got called a low test beta white boy in /brit/
>>67045931
Congratulations, here's a trip ticket to Haiti.
>>67045873
t, ugly thin lips
Full lips look good on a man
Far nigger lips are too much
gimmick idea: reply to people by saying "see >>some post" instead of writing my own reply. i call it post reuse
e.g. below
>>67045924
see >>67045861
>>67045924
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>>67045880
no you would laugh at me
>>67045899
yanks have a very strange obsession with their politicians desu. it's very, very different to politics here in australia at least
>>67045857
plus here and probably the same in senate you can watch PMQ live in the house of commons with every top PM in the same room
yet no-one has ever been attacked
>>67045931
don't believe it, bud.
>>67045957
You're not funny.
last gf had massive fat mong lips (felt pretty nice tho)
current girl has tiny, tiny lips and I just wish they were slightly bigger, just want a nice balance
these niggas always lying in their rap hooks
probably couldn't tell me how a strap looks
bro 6ix got the tunes on his hard drive
so I tell him put the riddim on my macbook
>>67045952
What does the "NT" stand for?
>>67045948
t. batty boy
Ahh yes so called "abortion on demand", hmm wonder if I can get the gf an oil abortion takeaway? Half price Tuesday maybe?
>>67045919
Oh yea lol
Brits are basically barbarians too
The only civilized countries are the Commonwealth realms to be perfectly honest
>>67045955
Probably
But we're all buddies here
>>67045986
Fricking mentally handicapped proving why we can't have nice things.
>>67045979
national team
>>67045973
Hey! You stop impersonating me right this instance or I'll...
I'll...!
>>67046006
>fuck off national team
Hmmmmm
>>67045973
>>67046024
>samefag
>>67045957
T O N Y
O
N
Y
fucking LEAFS thinking they're more british than they are american. literally worst ally
>>67045929
flatmate vapes but I've never tried it
plus I don't wanna waste all my money again, 6 months ago I was spending more than half my salary on drugs
Dr. Poopvel, I'm CIA
>>67046046
*buys you a vape box and some juice*
alri
my gf
>>67046046
Ask em if you can try it, it's a really pleasant high
But don't go back to being a degen
had an absolutely crackin night lads
met an absolutely lovely girl
VERY happy overall, and i hope you all are too. If you're not right now, you might well be soon :)
>>67046086
>21:56:33
real hours
no
>>67046086
>our legacy bomber
>champion hoodie
>black acne jeans
>doc marten boots
thoughts on the so called 'fit' for tomorrow lads?
>>67046100
having my doubts
>>67046036
this is how australians go about politicians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF65MnhctUQ
>>67046112
sounds pretty decent mate
>>67046118
this
>>67046107
the picture was taken by a canadian, I made the original post, it was like 4 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhpwScOB0bI
>>67046112
top it all off with a noose
one of those nights where i'm motivated to get fit, so i can get a gf
it won't happen though
>>67046112
>jacket + hoodie
Grow up m80 do a jacket and a sweater or cardigan
Add a scarf if it's biting your neck
reggae mon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGlrqGpfik
>>67046138
based grandpa, probably got good brains from his mizus for being an absolute legend on the grocery run
>>67046138
will never forget he ate a raw onion the fucking mong
>>67046112
nice brand names mate i reckon everyone will be well impressed the moment you inevitably tell them
marketing peon
Rate my origami swan lads
>>67046118
so was i desu
outside of today pretty much everything has been shit, just shit piling upon shit.
But tonight was actually decent enough to turn the tide a bit.
keep your chin up
buffting
father told me to never trust an australian
>Tony Abbott takes a painful tumble out of a fire truck as he helps fight massive blaze in Sydney
ah yes, australia never disappoints
>>67046161
really and truly just incredibly awful post, think you should stop posting stuff like that
>>67046168
>cardigan
absolutely creasing
>>67046192
not a crane/10
bet you tried to make a crane but decided it was too hard and settled for a swan ahahah fucking mong
dress better than anyone here
Just kidding
Why are celts so vastly physically superior to everyone else?
I just laugh in pity. Slavs, Anglos, germanics, Africans, Asians, central Asians, Latinos, none of them stand a chance against the big mick dick, they're all seething jealous needle dicked subs
It's sad really, while every other European countries birth rates are declining Ireland's are increasing. We have one of the highest in Europe and are on par with many third world countries in terms of birth rates.
What's sad is that in twenty years time, every Anglo woman's womb will be filled up with mutual mick and black bull semen. ALSO Irish genes aren't recessive, so if a Celtic bull fucks a Nubian goddess her child will come out white, blue eyed with flowing locks of ginger hair.
Feels good to be so superior.
Is the FONT nerd the usual FONT autist or is it someone trying to be edgy?
You are now thinking about the girl you fancy doing a big sloppy poo
business idea: yanks but without the breathing
lads if clothes make the man then what kind of man are you if you only buy that which is specifically marketed towards you?
>>67046280
Edgy
used to be able to make boxes out of a piece of paper by folding it a certain way and then blowing into it
>>67046260
trait of slaves
>>67046280
Interest rates are too high, and it doesn't even meet the margins
>>67046283
shut up you're 5'6 and built like a Chinese fashion blogger
@67046260
screeching
>>67046260
>dying of heat exhaustion at room temperature
>physical superiority
>>67046307
hao lin
>>67046295
can still do this
>>67046295
I can still do it. I also found out from the youtubes I can put lighter fumes in it and it ignites and launches itself.
yanks are just too easy
truly feel a sense of intellectual superiority over their whole nation
>screeching
Fucking try hard
i lift. i run. i train bjj. i train boxing. not being at all ironic when i say i would splatter anybody in this thread if they tried to step to me (which you never would btw).
>>67046335
>leaf flag
you're not one to laugh, xiao.
>>67046307
lol um try again sweetie x
back to your uniform clothes hun
>c-c-check it out!!!!! i'm adhering to a demographic wahey!!!
Plan for tomorow
>Awaken
>Iced coffee, /brit/post and 'go 'za
>Gym
>Hit the library
>Pull an all nighter to get the old 'port done
>>67046370
Very gay
anyone got that picture of slow pepe with the glasses reading the piece of paper?
>pic related, it's the pic i'm looking for
Remember when you'd fold the newspaper in that way that makes it as hard as a brick then hut people with it on the bus
>>67046370
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>>67046370
>'go 'za
what
>>67046391
dont know which one you mean
>>67046358
More like you lift you flab rolls up so you can run away after I get a bj off your mum and box your head in
>>67046403
a 'go 'za
>>67046391
Slow Pepe runing very fost?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-06/trump-rushed-off-stage-at-nevada-rally/7998846
hmmmmm
>>67046403
a 'go 'za just likea 'mma 'da make!
>>67046391
This one?
>>67046112
You sound like a right spastic. Hope you get hit by a car. ahmed.
cuckthony fagtano
suckthony cocktano
supporthany clintino
>>screeching
>Fucking try hard
Got a really bad cough
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic pepe historian
>>67046391
Look how he stalks his prey in the water.
He slowly moves and uses the murky water for cover.
Then when he CROIKEY!
Dinner's ready, son
>>67046363
>adhering to a demographic
what if i told you i wore plain pants and solid colour t shirts and black running shoes and women are still attracted to because im good looking
what's the fucking point?
>>67046455
Your height stays the same but you keep switching occupations
What's your deal lad?
>'go 'za
>>67046464
>dinner
Think you mean tea
yo so i called my girlfriend
lately im having some troubles with my computer, might be a virus infestation. so i called that bitch ass hoe up and nuttin. silence. like 5 minutes later i tried again and she answered with "whats doodeldy doop, mutherfugga =DD" i was like wtf, i was awestruck silent for a brief moment. i yelled "heil hitla" into the phone and hung up on das silly ass hoe.
so anyways can you guys give me sum help with my mobile phone.... i mean computer, my personal computer, i have alot of virus and stuff
>>67046391
>slow pepe
his name is helper, dipshit
>>67046326
Excuse me
Did you not get slapped around by mick dick in the rugby today? Submit to our physical prowess this INSTANT
>>67046467
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>>67046464
will never not be weirded out by freakishly large nips
this is why yanks are such terrible posters >>67046473
just fuck off
what the fuck is this shit, mook?
>>67046467
what if i told you i wasn't speaking to you you half-witted spastic
If you like cricket or rugby you are unironically a posh bellend
>>67046485
>attractive
>normal
tedbundy.jpg
>>67046464
pretty tight minge for an old bird innit
>>67046480
>>67046505
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>>67046499
[s4s] master race
>>67046484
neck yourself
>>67046481
Names Apu
>>67046503
There is nothing posh about enjoying a good match of cricket la
>>67046464
>vegetables
FUCK YOU MOM
>>67046511
>minge
>bird
>innit
cringing at you stupid fucking yank
Morning, son
>>67046484
a loss is bound to happen at some point. come talk to me when you can sustain a 3 year undefeated streak
>>67046503
i played rugby here in the states
am i posh
>>67046556
shan't be opening this
>>67046542
>MOM
FOY
>cringing at you stupid fucking yank
>>67046551
Brit on vacation here
>>67046538
Dunno what its like over there but cricket is for posh private school wankers
>François Hollande’s approval falls to 4%
>In a 662-page book published last month by two journalists, based on recorded interviews with the Socialist president, Mr Hollande insults all and sundry: judges, footballers, his own ministers and more.
JUST
>>67046496
Hahahaha no
Bitchnigga!!!
>>67046559
Just have me breed your spouse and let this be over with
>>67046503
>rugby
>posh
don't get this meme
played by fat runts and watched by fatter runts
>>67046575
>private school
FOY
>>67046582
No surprises there.
>>67046562
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>>67046551
Fucking pillock
swear to god
one of these yank runts step out of line again and I'm a fucking lose it
>>67046464
Glorious minge
Hideous chebs
Went to private school but play footy 2bh none of that rugger rubbish or anything
is it true that in the uk you call state mandated schools "private schools" and privately owned schools "public schools"?
>>67046618
Stfu loser
business idea: yanks elsewhere
>>67046592
Only the really good private schools are called public schools about 90% of them are judt private schools la'
kind of miss playing rugby 2bh, i was a very dirty player
>>67046618
Check your privlige innit
Business idea: get a fucking life, it's the weekend
Nerds
Pizza: sausage, banana peppers, onion
Call of duty infinite warfare: zombies
heres an dinosaur
I once got cucked out of a shitload of flying experience by an ex gf lads.
It happened 3 years ago and I'm still annoyed
>>67046628
private schools and public schools are the same thing, for posh cunts
state schools are for the runts
If you encounter a brit on the internet who didn't attend an independent school but likes cricket there's a 99% chance he's of South Asian heritage
>>67046638
Thanks for reminding me that there's not a single old Etonian here. /brit/ is runt central and I think it's about time I took my leave.
*tips fedora*
Good night gentle sirs
australians say bucks instead if quid
fuming
>>67046638
>being a new money paki that attends a private school that is essentially a comprehensive with a nicer uniform and laptops
>>67046663
Only really like plain cheese with some pineapples on my pizza 2bh
>>67046683
>private schools and public schools are the same thing
so the words are used interchangeably? which is used more often?
>>67046703
Here's your (You)
>>67046687
my school wasn't independent and we done cricket in p.e.
still a gay boring sport though
>>67046666
THICC
>>67046696
>neetquid
just doesn't have the same ring to it
>>67045784
Rude.
>>67046666
scary 2bh
>>67046703
margarita master race
toppings are for benders
tfw tummy hurts
>>67046666
>>67046696
Blame the Menzies government la, they changed us over from the Australian pound to the Australian dollar
>>67046717
I went to an all boys school and we did full contact dodgeball
>>67046663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
>>67046703
if I ever find out who you are I'm going to put you in a fucking grave
Got called a mandem in east London lads
>>67046716
Bit baity but it's all I order from Dominos, don't get it often though
Honestly didn't even know there was a massive debate over pineapple on pizzas until I came here
message for all the australians ITT:
do one
>>67046707
Private schools and public schools are both independent schools
Public schools are the good ones lads like farage and Dave went to, private schools are the ones full of Chinese
thoroughly convinced you need to have a troubled upbringing (at least lose a parent or two) or have some sort of disability or crippling setback in order to be an extraordinarily successful person
having a stepparent doesn't count you degenerate chavs
>>67046759
He meant during school hours.
i am super fucked on illegals AMA
>>67046759
>>67046667
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used to get high with the lads and all 3 of us would wank together in front of the same computer
>>67046792
Think you lads need to just give in and use the yank model, it's much easier to understand
>message for all the australians ITT:
>do one
>>67046806
Useless inbred scrounger
I can't believe Trump got shot
>>67046798
quite the opposite retard ]
you just need to grow up without success to want it enough to spend your adult life chasing it
>the part where they all sing happy birthday in kilo two bravo
message for all the yanks in this ITT:
Fuck off
>>67046827
Fight me irl you cur!
>>67046798
republic of China is only good one
>>67046787
*does one*
aha wahey how'd you like that
The Irish race are the best thing to happen to this earth. We have contributed the most to the world through literature, science, philosophy and mathematics. We have the most intelligent posters in all of /int/ and the far reaches of 4chan.
Me? Why yes I am the archetypal Celtic male. I am tall. Barrel chested. Strong. Prominent jawline and cheekbones. Plenty of facial and body hair. Bushels of fiery red hair upon my head, blue eyes.
I have inherited both the martial and poetic intellect spirit of my Celtic ancestors.
Really want to call some of the phone numbers in the Podesta emails but I don't want to get v&
The reason Aussies are so hostile to americans:
We're very similar and it frightens them
>>67046798
i'm 99% sure that if you measured this statistically you'd discover the exact opposite effect. only "life was good and then it continued to be good" makes for a dogshit autobiography.
>>67046798
>Qing Dynasty
JUST
>>67046759
i went to an all boys (goys) school and all we did was gay sex in the changin rooms
>>67046863
loud and retarded?
>>67046886
YES
>still having a monarch
Care to explain this?
>>67046877
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>>67046801
So did I lad
>>67046877
yeah but that was after the sport
>67046904
>Not having a monarch
Care to explain this?
Did you know...
>>67046848
>We have contributed the most to the world through literature, science, philosophy and mathematics.
ah yes...important irish contributions such as the deep fat fryer and potatoes that don't spoil....
>>67046904
Erm... c-c-culture and t-tradition?
>aussies ITT
>>67046913
Uhh.. Culture & tradition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ
>>67046928
spooks
been having a lot of gay fantasies about a guy i go to school with lads
Cringe out my fucking mind at all the drones on /int/ outside of /brit/ (ioob)
Absolute runts the LOT of them
>Muh funland
>Muh do you lke spain
>Your cunt so ananas belong in PIzza flag yes
Only half good meme on there is the poolish cuisine one
>>67046947
amerigays
why is there only 3% blacks in the UK but in black mirror which is a british show theres blacks everywhere in every episode, diversity quotas?
>>67046858
Get sum freky pagan fuk
>>67046904
Our system is better than yours
Try to deny this without using abstract principles like 'democracy'
>daylight savings in a few hours
>that extra hour of sleep
better than sex tb h
>>67046964
It's the BBC effect. They think London = the UK
>>67046858
a lad on /pol/ left soros a message before he changed his number
>>67046947
i once had a wet dream about receiving a handjob from a clone of myself. shit was weird.
big fan of origami lad
>>67046958
Why? /brit/ is equally as fucking shit. I really don't get what /int/ as a board is supposed to be, or /brit/ really as it just seems like a SFW /b/.
just tried to do a sit up and struggled like fuck to do 2
when i was about 14 i could do 50 easily
what the fuck
even last year and some friends had a challenge who could do the most and i got 2cd place
what was happened to me
>>67046972
We have a republic that would be rigged even if it were a democracy, but we will not be pissed on by a fucking Fr*nch monarch like you.
>>67046992
why are /pol/tards so gullible?
>>67046972
in practice yes but its because of parliament not the monarchy
>>67047005
Discussion about British culture, r-right?
>>67047009
fat shit go on a diet
why does reddit have its own letter in persian?
>>67046958
1. Flag
2. yes
>>67047005
'sheed
>>67046904
why not? they pay for themselves in tourism and do a lot for charity/global relations
indifferent 2bh. liz is pretty iconic so maybe their relevence will fade when she dies
>>67047042
>liz is pretty iconic so maybe their relevence will fade when she dies
They'll be done in another 20-30 years, Charles is a knob and non-English will always hate them
>>67047024
i already am and i'm not a fatty
>>67047042
just seems kind of embarrassing desu
>>67047009
the absolute state of you
>>67047061
Wrong
wish i were danish tbphwyl
doing a poo
>>67047126
prove it
excited for Good Fellas lads
Went to a house party
Apparently a girl really liked me there, I was kind of oblivious
Got a different one I want to gf anyway
>>67047150
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>>67047023
Never see any, just idle chit chat. There's rarely, if ever any, sort of conversation on here about anything, let alone British culture. A barrage of shitposting with the odd stand out post that a handful of people reply to, which is then forgotten by the next thread.
>>67047042
Wills and Kate seem popular, certainly more popular than the generation of royals before them. If it can survive Chuck, it'll stay around for a good while longer.
>>67047150
Rude
there's a dude in my algebra class who i suspect is taking estrogen. i'm not gay at all, but he looks like so womanly without me being able to pin exactly why
the 'sheed gimmick is becoming a bit stale now that people throw it around to blatantly non-paki posts
I despise brown people but bloody hell use it properly you mongs
>>67046958
post your town city flag
this is mine it has berries on it
>>67047183
>I despise brown people
>>67047178
is his body smooth and feminine?
State of their teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeylYTczphs
>>67047150
Why don't you post this sort of shit on facebook, you dull cunt? What relevance does it have on this thread, on this board?
>>67047167
>>67047176
Yanks please
Anyway turns out the confidence thing isn't a meme but it only works around girls who aren't normies themselves.
Good thing none of them know how fucked in the head I actually am
What place has the best """"chips""" and fish"
>if it doesn't make money or advertently benefit me then it shouldn't exist
Imagine being this spookpilled
>>67047202
Because I want you to know. Just you.
>>67047078
why
our county has had some form of monarchy for over a millennium, but like I said I'll take it or leave them. the queen's guard being made of up actual tour-served soldiers is a bit silly though
>>67047183
It's what the spastics roll out when they dislike a post, but don't know why and can't articulate any sort of response.
>>67047203
>it only works around girls who aren't normies themselves.
Ru-u-ude
Any good films, lads?
>>67047059
>non-English will always hate them
Speak for yourself you rotund runt
>>67047207
This chip mongers
>>67047150
havent had a girl like me in a while desu
>>67047244
I usually find a way to fuck it up to be fair.
>>67047235
I would imagine
>>67047200
yes.
>>67047203
Go fuck yourself you cretinous worm
>>67047226
>the queen's guard being made of up actual tour-served soldiers is a bit silly though
Yeah, let's have her guarded by fresh pruned scotts instead
What would happen if the uk became a republic
Which country would are 'liz go and live in?
had to use the bus today (driving test is in a couple of weeks haha)
had to sit next to some pretty decent looking girl, kept side eyeing me and smiling, caught her staring at me after I got off and the bus drove past haha
>>67047235
PLS SUPPORT OUR FILM INDUSTRY PLS
got called a penis in tesco
Going to London in January lads
>>67047203
I bet you're fucking thick and mind-numbingly boring.
A fucking Reece clone, the sort of cunt that does a 50p "acca" and wears cheap Topman clobber.
>>67047259
amazing gimmick
over 10k people at a trump rally at fucking midnight
>>67047232
Nerdy girls are easier if you're even slightly socially competent.
>>67047178
There's a lad (lass?) in my engineering class who's transgender. S/he clearly isn't taking hormones because s/he looks like a man wearing a dress
NEW
>>67046252
>>67046252
>>67046252
>>67046252
NEW
>>67047328
wow he got all his voters in one rally!
in my mind I'm going to carolina
Imagine if this was piss aha
https://youtu.be/o5mBShX9fdU
>>67047175
I like talking footy with the lads when it's on
>>67047059
I feel embarrassed for the former colonial turds desperate to think of themselves as British and wank over the royals when they turn out at their shithole towns.
The Queen and Prince Phillip have a well known dislike for the Aussies in particular.
>>67047270
Thanks
>>67047306
Checking it out
>>67047282
I just feel sorry for the lads
train for years, get shot at in a foreign shithole and then spend the next stage of your career retracing 10 feet and being heckled by cunt tourists all day
>>67047285
None. she'd stay put likely.
>>67047345
Cheeky post, laughed.
>>67047269
same hahahaha
actually had a fair few girls like me in high school but i was different then haha
>>67047333
if this guy's taking hormones to look passable before he starts wearing a dress and using women's bathrooms then i commend him for that. it's just confusing since he's giving off female vibes and he still is wearing men's clothing and stuff. but that's what i think is why he seems like a woman is his skin, i think you nailed it
>>67047376
Why not go to /sp/ then? At least there will be a conversation about it.
>>67047459
Cuz I wanna talk about it with the /brit/ lads and get the culture aspect of it and not just stats and shit