/cp/ - Culture Pals: chad edition

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/balt/

I'm hungry but I don't want to be the guy who spontaneously opens a can of goulash in the midle of workday :T

Sup boys

I just started a couple days ago and it's really fun sending and receiving food pictures from Japanese grills

the french qt sent me now not a wall of text but a fucking essay :D

time to attempt to comprehend and sip some coffee

>>66848280
If by food pics you mean pussy pics then hell yeah

So I have been thinking about getting into this, because I see your thread from time to time. But I am not sure what I would get out of it. I'm not really in the business of wanting a wife or anything. I dunno, just thought you all seem to be having fun. Are all the girls just out to get green cards and gold? I don't even think I want to learn another language... I don't know what I want, just seems fun. Can anyone tell me what to expect?

>>66849073
Just random people making chit chat and/or wasting each others time.

>>66849212
Lots and lots of time wasting, still fun though

Aight which one of you bantermeisters scared smalteser away?

>>66849073
just looking for people to talk to like I do on /cum/, although I prefer it there because you know the person instead of it just being anonymous

just stick to first world cunts, that'll eliminate most green card hunters.

just expect to chat with people and learn new things I guess

>>66849579
Also keep in mind 99% of conversations will not lead to anything of substance. Don't have expectations going in and you'll be k

>>66844540
if only you knew how many
>>66849073
flirt/get nudes/learn a language/get a LDR
choose as many as you like

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U UR URE U'RE U U UR UR UUURE U U U'RE

>>66849696
>>66849579
>>66849212
>>66849713
I'll check it out later tonight. Thanks for the input.

plan:

>befriend many euro qts
>go on europe trip with my 4 best friends(one who lives in germoney)
>we fuck qts and their friends at every destination

viable?

>>66849996
Very.

There's a movie about this idea, it's called Hostel.

>>66849996
>4 friends
>1 qt per city if you're lucky
is she going to watch you guys do a buttfuck train?

>>66849996
Make sure to stop by Prague, we need your kidne- I mean love~

>>66849996
Really viable. You get free place to stay and sex. Bangin

Dead threads edition

morning, /cp/ ^_____^

>>66850239
ﾍ(=￣∇￣)ﾉ

>>66850239
afternoon

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tfw the qt you been stalking but never bothered to contact because she's out of your league messages first

>>66850318
>>66850333
Good posts

>>66850119
kek, im guessing each qt has friends, its not like i will chat up robot girls

>>66850163
i will most likely be in hamburg and northern baltic germany for an extended period of time but sure I would actually be down to visit Prague. Its probably one of beautiful cities that people don't visit as much as the classic Paris, London, Rome, Venice, etc

>>66850476
Hessen>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rest

>>66850476
Truth. German cities can be amazing, but they unfortunately aren't nearly as preserved as Prague since they got BTFOed.

>>66848183
Its not much worse than being the guy that sits on his phone instead of working.

>>66850678
I just have a tab open.
Pay me more btw.

>>66850717
I think your pay is appropriate considering your qualifaction.

>>66850533
I actually have very close family that lives there and have never been :(

>>66850674
cause le ww2 but also they will get btfo again cause allah wills it. My friend lives in hamburg and says the refugees literally sit around all day doing jack shit. It was fine before but now he says it annoying.

>>66850798
You should visit Wiesbaden, is very cozy and beautiful, close to meme Frankfurt.

>>66850798
True
We had no problems with them in the east though since west gives them better welfare.

Fun fact- I literally get around 60% for working of what they get on welfare.

>>66850875
i will look it up

this trip won't be summer 2017 most likely, probably 2018 or 2019. Need some fucking money first

>>66851136
that's straight up bullshit and would piss me off so much if it happened here. At least in Canada we vetted them and only took syrians and made sure they were families with educated members.

>Joined 8 days ago, profile updated 2 months ago.

w-what

>>66851857
Don't trust that person, he is a timelord.

juggling two qt ruskies laddies

>>66851997
be my qt brit lad

>>66852015
all the yanks on this site are the shallowest creatures i've ever had the displeasure of talking with

>>66852050
The one i talked to was quite literally a nutcase. Had a mentor and a support group she had to visit every week. She never did tell me what crazy mental illness it was for.

>>66852322
>>66852050

lol why tf would you waste your time with american slags, they're almost as bad as the pigs on this island

>this guy visits my profile /Alex2Erko

lol

>>66852418
B

>>66852357
She messaged me first. And she was a Republican so i thought what the hell.

>>66850417
"STOP VISITING MY PROFILE YOU FUCKING WEIRDO, I HATE YOU"

finally sent my response to the french qt lads

>500 words

I wish I spent this much time writing my french work in high school. Maybe I would have gotten a better mark

>>66850417
>tfw I have some ugly ass australian abbo looking gril visiting my profile everyday
/MissBiancaC
what is she lads, im scared to view the profile

>>66853427
>Not just saying "hahaha owwwn"

>>66853427
>/MissBiancaC
>abo
she has a butterface and probably chubby as well but I've seen worse

>>66852418
>Alex2Erko
cute sweater

>>66848055
>tfw going to talk chinese qt into coming to america because it will """help her learn english"""
pretty sure this will work

>>66853530
>what did hue mean by this?

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*reloads*
*shoots everyone in this thread dead*

heh, nothin personal kids..

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>>66855296

>>66855296
Raquel pls go.

>>66855296
Who is this girl and why is she being posted all the time

Hello

>>66856249

Hi

>>66856287
Hey what's up?

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>>66856249
hi hw r u ;)

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>tfw i'm not an ugly boy
feels good man

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>>66856520

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>>66856669
THIS FUCKING GUY
Which one of you is this?

Oh yeah yesterday was bretty good

>>66856793
That would be me.

>>66856944
Uh huh?
I'll give you a cheeky view, put my first name here.

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>tfw too ugly to get views

>>66857268
If you're white you shouldn't be
Change some stuff on your profile so it gets bumped ^

>>66857002
I don't know your name.

>>66857510
Rattled you senpai

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Oh this site is getting fucking ridiculous

I need to ignore most of the girls since there's at least 5 new girls who message me every hour

Not even in like a "hi" way, more in like "I want to fuck your brains out" way. Good looking girls throwing themselves at me like sluts, what a world

I may just end it and give my account to one of you memers so you could have some fun

>>66857691
This is fucking hilarious
Start up a sperm bank you pussy

>>66857691
Post messages or never happened.

>qt french replies back to me with another 500 words

its lit

>>66857691
what was your name again slochadkia?

>>66857688
wat.

>>66857691
You're that Slowakian chad that created an accout a couple days ago ?

trying to get fit for my QT's visit next year and I literally have sore muscles from 15 push ups yesterday lmao fml senpai

>>66858075
You can get nice abs in a month if you have a healthy kartoffel diet and the right exercise chain.

>>66858075
Get your ass in a gym asap, my dude.

>>66858075
>15 push ups
>sore muscles

Lmaoing so hard @ your lyf m8

>>66858075
Ignore the fags.
Keep it up mate.
Getting fit to be able to protect a girl you like is the best motivation.

Ehh, I've gone from not being able to run 1/3 of a mile without getting dizzy to running 2+ miles every other day.

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>>66857771
I just might
>>66857773
First three unread messages I had, I can't be bothered to go through pages of filth
>>66857998
Yeah, I started it like two days ago
>>66857803
LudwigK

>>66858180
>healthy kartoffel diet
>healthy
>kartoffel
>diet

>>66858309
>asians

lmao those don't count

>>66858309
How old are these girls? Don't waste time on roasties older than you.

>>66858238
Who do you want to protect, famalam?

>>66858075
get a proper routine, a 4day split where you hit each muscle group twice every week. by next year youll be a juicy motherfucker.

>>66858404
Nah I only bother talking to same age as me or younger
>>66858386
How about blackies? I straight up just block and delete those

>>66858417
This girl i've met on here.
From central asia.
She's amazing to be honest. Even have a similar life (really shit) to me.
So I just want to be the best I can to get her out of that shit country and give her a good life.
(And yeah she feels the same way)

>>66858309
>tfw most spontaneous messages I get are from shitskins or shirtless slavs

>>66858075
Do leddits PPL routine family, it's good for begginers, getting sore from 15 push ups is just embarrassing

Motivation is good, but keep working on it

>>66855296
wtf Rachel who gave you the dangerous weapon and why are you naked

>>66858309
sent :^) :---DDDD

>>66858309
That's nothing though. Come on bro I know you have some kinky ones, you gotta show off better than this.

>>66858075

This. >>66858611

>>66858790
But I like those girls

All of them

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How do i respond to this?

>>66859007
Send a dickpic, obviously

>>66859007
"Hello cutey, how are you doing?"

>>66859007
>ayy bby u want some fuk?

>>66859007
like this:

8======D

>>66859007
this desu >>66859052

>>66859007
dickpic + ;)

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>>66859007
>tfw no winky face

>>66859007
its time to drop the dickpic, make sure the angle is good

>>66858186
>100€ first time admission
>fixed 12 month contract at 8,99€ per week the cheapest option

tryna get a little fit not broke
why are gyms so expensive

Not getting many views or messages. I only have one pic of myself, should I add more? Additionally I can't take good selfies for shit and all of my old pics are from when I was fat. what to do?

>>66859604
Lol, they're like £10 a month here
No admission fee
Your country just wants you to be weak or some shit...

What about swimming mate? Swimmers have great bodies.

>>66859636
Run the script
Start messaging qts yourself

>>66859604
You can put together a home gym. It'll be a much cheaper alternative anyhow. I wanted to do it, but I ended up joining a gym (27,5€ a month with a 50€ entry fee) because my pals go there, but I'd otherwise have assembled my own gym. All you need really is a power rack, a barbell, weights and an adjustable bench.

Doing some cardio outside would also help you. I recommend going for a swim or something, since it's virtually the best type of cardio you can do. It doesn't wear off your joints, it's comfy and utilizes your whole body.

guys the French girl just uploaded some pics and she is a fucking 10, its not fair, I don't want to suffer. Not to mention the fact that she literally loves Canada.

what do?

>>66858186
>>66859604
>sore after 2 minutes
>going to the gym

I just do some push ups and the like at home everyday, already seeing some progress
>>66658079
they only sell 1L cartons here
i'm hauling milk every day and haven't even ramped up to 4 L a day

>>66859794
GOMAD is a meme, dude.

>>66859768
post her profile/pics tbqh

>>66859604
Could get a bike bro? Just cycle to work

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>>66859768
Post profile

>>66859871
nice try :^^) but no >:--D

I've put in too much effort to talk to her in french. I'm actually happy I took 13 years of french for once in my life

>>66859867
can't hurt to try, I'm technically underweight

>>66860009
Gomad IS a meme, don't do it

>>66860152
I'm only drinking 1L a day
I have some common sense mate

>>66859794
>tfw want to get fit but I can't stand anyone on /fit/

>>66859331
Wow what a slut, no willy for her

What are some red flags for qts?

>post on slochadkias wall
>grills start messaging me

really stimulates my synapses lads

>>66860255
lel, last time I was in Germany I drank 3-4l a day of milk just because I like milk and it was like 70c each, didnt even know this existed.

I'm still forever a 54kg, more like GOINGTODIE

>>66860417
Hair dyed in an extravagant color screams red flag for me.

That and hooked noses.

/VeryBadPerson

What's this guys deal???????

>>66860499
> 54kg

Wtf.
Aint you hungry?

>>66860499
1L of milk is around 350 calories, if you dont eat much else but drink milk then 1000-1200 calories wont be enough to gain weight

>>66860657
I have depression and just eat snacks and drink soda for a while now, but my body has always been skinny, I can never get above 60 no matter what.

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>>66860417
Here's about a hundred

>>66860850
I'm glad to see someone saved this

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>>66860417
>korea
>learning more than one language at beginner level
>pics you could easily fap to on her profile
>pics you could never fap to on her profile
>online every day even though you talk using an app
>Romance / Flirting
>A Relationship
>only one profile pic
>thai/american/indonesian

>>66860657
I'm 1.75, 55kg, calculate BMI yourself, that's actually when I got scared a little

>>66860850
>harassing that beautiful woman
yeah that guy is one huge red flag

>>66861144
checked

didn't she come here cause one you white knights linked her the thread

>>66860802
>>66861140

I used to be anorexic in school until I bought loads of stuff - I bet you eat like one meal a day. Go buy some tasty chocolate or pastries or something if you really cant bring yourself to eat anything healthy.

I'm 183cm and 76kg now. Planning on going up in weight at the gym.


>>66860850
You know that would be the best sex ever though right?

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Boat looked at my profile...
W-why?

>>66859768

She's a Canadaboo? Nice. There was another guy here who had a Canadaboo. He posted pictures of her room which was covered in Canadian Flags and Maple Leaves

>>66861469
He's a party animal who wants to touch your butt

>>66861469
Qtcrawler tbqh Frau Space.

>>66861567
i wouldn't say canadaboo but she wants to move to Quebec after school.
i feel like pilot bro with this one guys


>>66861469
whoah, whos the qt m8?

>>66861904
You are.

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>>66861713
Oh, I see. Well I don't want you anyway!!

>>66862469
I want you

Post pic of spread boipussy

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=631562308795330560&uid=349585719167877120&aid=3818632

>tfw too intellgent to date

>>66863532
I can feel russia through internet wiires

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How do you even respond to this?

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>>66863645

>>66863645
Ask him boipussy

>>66863645
Photos look to normy-ish, but give it a try, detective.

>>66863879
I asked her if she liked dank memes, and she said yes

She also enjoys stank memes

I'm waiting for a reply now, bet she's some gag normie

>>66863974
Dank and stank memes are normalfag-tier. Bring her some finest memes from that strange ghacker named "Four-Chan"

>>66864085
She's one of us

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>>66864506
Give 'er the stuff, my dude.

>>66863645
>friends with harambelover69

yeah fucking normie tier strange part of facebook if anything

>>66864608
She was talking about sadbois and repeating digits, I'm pretty sure she's one of us

>>66864697
shes kinda cute desu

>>66864697
>sadbois
If it was Russia, I'd tell her she is stuck in 2013 and drop right after, but it's okay amongst euronormies.

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>update my location to a fancier French city
>get three times more views than usual

>>66866432
hon hon hon mon ami

>>66866432
Le Jungle de Calais?

>>66864868
manger du caca, mon petite

>>66866696
shit meant for the frog there >>66866432

>>66866767
thanks for the (you)! :---D

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Good one lads.Which one of you is it?

>>66866577
Even better ! For the first time in my life I'm not the blackest guy in my neighborhood
>>66866696
>>66866767
Qu'est-ce que tu viens juste de putain de dire à mon sujet, petite salope ?

>>66867006
post profile

>>66867087
domo arigato for the (You)s you frog eating cigáň
>>66866989
my bleasure:DDD

>>66866432
Yeah I'm sure Beauvais isn't exactly sexy

>>66867087
ta geule mon ami la grenouille

la vie est belle

ta mere est une salope

tabarnak

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>>66867387
A FUCKING LEAF
pls no bully, except if you're a qt

>>66867665
not a gril veri sorri

but i am a fucking leaf though :--D

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guys what meme do i send her?

>>66868229
Send her Agatha

>>66868229
She's my QT, hands off

>>66868229
https://youtu.be/4xSRbO7YLKQ

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>>66868229

>>66868318
this

>>66868450
>/mu/core

>>>/trash/

>>66868551
post some shit i need it on my phone

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>>66868627
You touch her and you are dead son

There's my meme

>>66868229
Send her this thread, biggest meme of 2016.

>>66868627
She's obviously a bit /mu/. Sadbois came from there - I didn't even know it had spread. Also this>>66868761

Fuck it if you don't I will. We need her memes

>>66868720
Whoah pal can't threaten me in my own thread like that

I'll let you off the hook because that is decent looking meme. Mind if I borrow it?

>>66868761
>>66868848
Bad idea she's a /b/tard at best /mu/ spills onto Facebook. Don't want this innocent meme girl to be scared lads

>>66868925
It's all yours friend

>being /b/tard in 2k16
fuckken normie trash

>>66869061
If she ever goes to /b/ she probably also sends nudes.

>>66861904

Pilot bro here. It's nice dude. go for it

>>66869061
>>66869125
This tag /b/tards are the worst. Just get rid now I would.

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shes a total normie tier memequeen

kekkk

now excuse me i've got a very fine french qt to attend to

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>>66869553
yer dead kiddo

>>66869553
You have one mission now, leafmemer.

>>66869669
remember, no matter what

>I win

>she sent me her halloween costume pics

I might not be handsome enough for nudes but this is still pretty nice.

>>66869721
*it was only a hologram*

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>>66869777
checked

also i got her real snapshit

shes a fucking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOO

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>>66869820
Oh you are one dead leaf

You are never going to fuck her, but she lives in a town I often visit

*unsheathes katana*
Sleep with one eye open nigga

Slovak chad, get her nudes

/GwendolynI

Guys I need advice

So me and my Canadian are dating, and we were talking last night. She said she wants to be my girlfriend. Which I think is really awesome! But, I told we I think we should wait for that until we meet. She said she understands, but is still glad that we are dating.

Did I do the right thing?

>>66870130
Sure

>>66870130
Are you fucking kidding me.
I literally, literally came back from looking at her profile and saw your post now

>>66870010
duuude you would split her in half probably she looks tiny

shes all yours to fuck ludwig-sama~

>>66870130
turboslut will fall all over turbochad for sure unless she hates slavs

>>66870222
trips of right thing to do

>>66870222
Yeah, now she has an excuse to "break up" and start dating Ahmed, since you didnt want anything serious.

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>>66870239
They're syncing our QuickSearch, they might be on us.

>>66870322

She knows I really like her. We are dating. I just said I think it would be best to wait until we meet IRL before going official. I did tell her that I look forward to her being my girlfriend. Which she responded "I can't wait for that day :)"

I think I did the right thing, although I would love for her to be my girlfriend now. I just thought it would look bad "being in a relationship" with someone I haven't met IRL

>>66870222
They say you don't date before putting your weiner in her bun.
just sayin

What do when a bitch decides she'll reply to you a week later. Does it look pathetic to respond?

>>66870893
"Uhuh" and "I see" all the way.

>>66870893
depends on what she fucking replied

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Tfw you're already 26 and will be blocked by most QTs

Halfway there lads

>>66871641
the dane?

>>66871691
Ye

I've been on interpals for a few years. I used to talk to a Ukrainian qt there who added me on Facebook and Skype and all that shit and she said if I ever visited Ukraine to come to her city and we would go on a date. Unfortunately I kind of fucked that up because she had a pretty thick accent and I could barely understand her when we talked on skype so she stopped talking to me,

That was over two years ago and since then I've talked to a few qts but none have really stuck around for more than a couple weeks. And it seems like it's gotten even worse in the past few months. I'm pretty sure all the girls want to just talk to Koreans and the only people who look at my profile are scammers, autistic looking European guys and creepy old American/Canadian men.

>>66871741
Neat. How in love is she ?

>>66871757
are you attractive at least?

FUCKING LINK MEMEQUEEN THREAD

>>66871828
She's "hmm kinda with someone but not really"

I think I can break her

>>66871988
checked

shes prolly sleepin, kids have school tmrw and its like 1am there

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>>66872017
tfw this could be 90% of our QTs.

>>66872080
Who

>approaching the 3 month mark
;_;

>>66872174
me :3

>>66870996
Just answered a question i asked a week ago. It was only like the 3rd message or so

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>>66872174
Just give the names of the QT's you value most and I'll be sure to avoid them

>>66872411
Show us your feminine cock

>>66872017
Godspeed you glorious cryptonormie.

Going to sleep, I'll check tomorrow if there's anything new

>>66872411
Would make my main QT/10

>>66872412
just sauce her a, "aha nice"

>>66872429
fugg offff tarbuchod leave some for the rest of us DDD--:<<<

>>66872411
show tummy qt ~

>>66872520
hit me up then ;-)

>>66872623
Sent ;)

Post brofile btw.

>>66872677
Post yours :3

>>66872704
/Nrvnqsr

Don't bully pls.

>>66871919
Probably somewhere around average. Probably would explain the lack of female interest.

Oh well, at least I can have fun trolling koreaboos and seeing how butthurt they get when I tell them the truth about how awful their precious Korea really is.

>>66872791
bretty gud i suggest u use less selfies and more pics of doing shit, in fact like 3-4 pics is ideal 1-2 selfies 1 doing smth with the niggas and 1 of some landscape or some shit qts love landscapes

>>66873025
yeah if you're average you will have to do the work yourself and practice talking to girls

Anyone seen this QT?

/Lisadk

got nuds of her last week

Is there a reply limit on the script?

>>66873263
That's my gf, please delete those nudes.

>>66873313
view limit*
fucking drunk baka

>>66873263
>Lisadk
>Requests: No perverts
bost:DDDD

>>66873224
I dont do shit and even when I'm traveling I'm always alone. Feels bad man.

>>66873313
Are you talkig about qtcrawler or the old one (that doesnt work)?

QTcrawler used to have limit if you view too many too fast but works OK if you wait a few mins between each 100+, the old one doesnt but, well, it's dead.

>>66873224
Yeah, I'm aware that average looking guys need to put in more effort. Tough to do that though when half the qts I want to message have completely blank profiles and you'd just end up getting lost in the shuffle of turks saying "ur hot pls marry me and gibe europe citizenship"

>>66873495
add her lad. She's easy.

Even train autism got lewd with her

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>>66873595

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>>66873263
u berverd :====DD

ebin bost da nods :DD

>>66873498
idk go play sports or something, so easy to meet lads that way

>>66873593
well when the going gets tough you gotta get tougher. All this should be is practice for you to talk to learn how to talk to girls irl. Don't worry about not getting messages back who gives a shit, just open with a nice hello how are you, put a smiley in there, hopefully she replies and then try to ask questions about her because bitches love talking about themselves

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>>66873263
she messaged me this

what say?
banter back?

/afnckingleaf is what she thinks is weird

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>tfw you view a random profile once and close the tab, don't even leave a message or anything

>click on the same profile a few hours after

>blocked for some reason

why?

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>>66873263
What did he mean by this?

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>>66873595
why are you lying man i never got any nudes

on top of that i will probably not see her at all this week just fuck my shit up senpai

>>66875403
i think he meant you like the bad british cunts

>>66875527
is she your train girl? If so I won't try anything lewd :3

>>66875362
This has definitely happened to me too.

>>66875823
My location is set in Europe on my profile so it cannot be because I'm from spicland.
I don't even have a profile pic so it cannot be because I'm ugly.
I don't have anything written on my profile except for a few lines so it cannot be because I said something mean on my profile.

I don't understand really why I was especifically and selectively blocked.

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>>66875955
cause u gay niggaaaa

rofl

>my sides can't even right now

also
>checked

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>>66875955
It's because you don't have a profile pic you stupid nigger. Here, use this one

>>66873263
she is a fake that was created long time ago

https://www.interpals.net/Aridna

>>66876614
That pic is most probably fake, unless she's a liar. Had a nice conversation with her weeks a go.
She even has a boyfriend.

>>66876269
you don't just block someone without a profile pic
ignoring yeah, blocking what for tho I didn't even write anything

https://www.interpals.net/Regal_
is she real

>>66877031
They do though, they assume you're a fake profile or a scammer or whatever.

>>66859636
hold the camera slightly above your head and make sure to do it at an angle, this isn't a passport photo so no pictures directly at your lifeless face. Also if you want a natural smile, make sure to incorporate your eyes into the smile. Try to think of something or someone that makes you smile rather than just trying to smile.

>>66859636
>>66877138
also tilt your head a little bit so they can see the profile of your face, get that chin in there yo

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>>66855296

Ludwig, why is your american QT checking on me

>>66855296
Isnt the bra unnecessary?

>>66877610
Bost brofile

>>66878089
Already did.

>>66878129
are you the skinny guy with side buzzed off?

>>66878164
yup

>>66878243
lol you had this one weird looking chick commenting on there kek
is that your qt?

Rate mine:
/StormaLorda

>>66878243
www.interpals.net/aridna

>>66878298
>/StormaLorda
3.1 /10

>>66878341
That's my real name you fag :P

>>66878278
You're talking about Aridna?
If so: >>66876715
Only talked one day and she hasnt been online since then.

>>66878298
LOLed/10

would be friends with you :)

nice katana

>qt got pissed at me again
Jesus Christ I'll never understand women

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>>66878443
This is the nicest thing a fucking leaf has ever said to me

>>66878460
your leaf?

>>66878460
what happened

>>66878516
Not the pilot

>>66878530
Things were getting lewd and I started joking around making that's what she said jokes and later she blows up on me because I got sidetracked and started talking about vaporwave and dank memes

>>66878586
Do you really need to blame this on women?

>>66878586
Ask her what her fantasy is and then write her a sexy story to make up for it.

>>66878623
I couldn't help it she was saying shit like "is it hard enough" and later she changed the topic to music and cuddling and I picked up the music part cause I thought she wasn't into the lewd anymore

>>66878688
I doubt that's gonna work but I'll see where it goes

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>>66878515
My pleasure britbro :)

>>66878298
Grow back your hair and you will look pretty good.

>>66878959
I literally shaved it all off to like 4mm a few days ago >.<
I'll think about it though :)
Your second pic is best I reckon ^

>>66875527
She's a slut.
>>66875678
No it is not

>>66879066
keep it short faggot, only other men appreciate long manly hair

tfw you make a new account after 8 months of deleting your old one
I thought I could be rid of IP and these threads

Far too many good looking girls on this, how do I know who to message, half of them sound stuck up

>>66881935
message all of them, the ones worth talking to will probably write back

>>66881935
Dont message anyone and let them talk to you

>>66881935
They're getting hundreds of messages a day from men all over the world, they're naturally going to develop a bit of an ego. Message the ones you're attracted to who seem the least stuck up. Some will probably respond. Be prepared for them to flake out on you pretty quick though.

>>66877610
Which one?

>>66881935
>messaging first
lmaoing @ ur life

tfw qt broke up with me after 6 months after meeting her on here, she legit thought I was cheating on her and can't get over it. I literally never talk to any other grill. This actually sucks.

>>66882126
Koi. I guess she's one of us.

>>66882312
What was her argument?, she "had a feeling" or actually had any proof to back this up?

>>66882678
Another girl said happy birthday to me with a heart on the end of the message...

>>66882719
Bitches be crazy man.

>>66882719
rofl

why you cheatin on grils dawg

>>66882719
On IP? You could get the history of your conversation and show her. Unless she's not worth. I like crazy jealous girls.

>>66882777
nah facebook, i closed that shit after I met her. I like them crazy too but this jealously thing is bit much.

>>66882740
im one right scumbag getting wished a happy cakeday

Who likes Japanese horror movies?

/SWEETAORRY

>qt woke up
>she's happier than ever
Guess she wasn't mad after all

>>66882811
Well you legit dodged a bullet there then mate