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>>66540050
>your cunt
American/Israeli

>languages you speak
English, Russian

>your favourite cunt
Russian

>your main qt's cunt
Russian

>one qt or several?
1

>>66626624
/luizaaraujo

post yours now

4th for qt european bf when?????

>>66626546
Yay my OC
>>66626721
Yay my questionnaire
>>66626624
/scrumpy-jack - I'm out of the qt game so may as well

Right I've finally lost my Israeli qt for good, she's a top sweety, waifu material. There was a Dutch guy from here who kept posting their convos convinced he'd seduced her, but to no avail. Who wants?

>>66627088

Normal human being Israeli or weird paranoia complex the arabs are out to get me I'm afraid Israeli?

Profile, I guess.

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>>66626890
halo r u spanish?
i liek spain

>>66626822
I am not Euro but I can pretend to be for you (if you're qt)

>>66626624
/garmo

>>66627161
Message me on IP and she's yours. Normal kind of Israeli, ie islamophobic but not genocidal. She was also in the IDF.

>>66627278

Appreciate it, but I can't. If there is even a dash of that persecution complex, I can't touch that with a barge pole.

Hope she finds someone good for her and gl with whoever your current """"qt"""" is.

>>66627227
Question on your profile, are you a South Brazil separatist? Also why rebelling against Rio instead of Brasilia, the seat of the government? Does it really wield that much influence?

Thank you kindly, I liek Brasil do u liek Brasil?

>>66627431
>>66627431
Oh no she's not paranoid or anything, just message her and see what you think. She's not a self hating Israeli and got quite pissed at me admitting I boycott and refuse to recognise her country. She's also not Jewish

I cucked some poor britcuck.

Was talking to some british girl and after 2 days she sent me nudes and talking about how she wants to be on my dick despite telling me multiple times that she has a bf.
Whats funny is that shes from one of those famous towns in England that are known for its Paki rape-gangs, Rotherham was it?
Also, she doesnt know what the brexit is and who their current PM is and what parties they have, Im glad im not autistic otherwise I wouldve lost it, the average brit is no smart .. no even dumber than the average american, they know their parties atleast, ok its only 2 parties but they know them.

>>66627513
> ... quite pissed at me admitting I boycott and refuse to recognise her country.

Yea idk. That kind of thing is a little bit of a turn off itself. The "we belong here" kind of thing.

I have no idea what is wrong with my psyche. Maybe I'm like perma-triggered PTSD mode after all the other Israeli women I was with.

>>66627539
Well they were thick enough to vote for it, did you really have them pegged as intelligent?

>>66627436
I like the idea of it but I think I would not consider myself a separatist exactly.

I've choosed Rio de Janeiro since during the Ragamuffin War and the Federalist Riograndense Revolution Rio de Janeiro was brazil's capital - Brasília was built in the 1950's. And Rio de Janeiro is Brazil "cultural center".

I would just like to see more recognition of the south in Brazil itself - During Rio's opening, there weree dances from Rio, northeast, north - but not a single typical one from the south.

Also our states have little individual power and only get back a tiny fraction of what they send to Brasília.

But desu we just want more recognition, and I've added that on my profile to get people ask me about it, lmao.

>>66627539
Oh god, that makes me sad. There are some retards in this country. Honestly mate she must be pretty fucked if she didn't know what brexit was. Is she like a 2/10 with one eye and a deformed mouth?

I highly doubt she didn't know what brexit was unless you talked to a literal retard aha

>>66627539
>Also, she doesnt know what the brexit is ...

Are you sure 'she' isn't just messing with you? I find it so hard to believe that anyone in the UK itself wouldn't know.

Even as an American, we were all following the situation as it was happening.

Idk, maybe I'm just in my own fuckin bubble, but it isn't even like I spend any time on /pol/ or any political website.

wheres johnno

yuropeen girls r qt.

better than the loud mouth fatasses here

>>66627848
In Mooloolaba living among Abos and eating a barbie with his m8s

>>66627618

>It turned out she was pretty obviously from here.

shame

related/unrelated - is it a turn off for anyone else when the woman is like super highly educated? When I saw she was studying chemical engineering, I just felt this weird inferiority shit

>>66627810
This. You couldn't escape it at all and you still can't. It's constant.

>>66627848
Fighting with the rebels in Donbass like the Belgian said or more accurately this>>66627909

>>66627937

nice currency wooooooôo1o1o1oo1ooooöooooœ

haha!

>>66627933
Opposite way round for me, intelligence is hot

>>66627884
True, but some americans are still pretty cute.

>>66627796
>>66627810
No she was pretty cute, pale skin, blue eyes, raven black hair, well formed skull but some people are completely oblivious to their surroundings.
They dont read newspapers and if the TV starts playing politics they switch channels, i doubt she was fucking with me, she also doesnt know who the PM is and what party he belongs to kek, that being said im not sure if Cameron is officially gone by now or not.

>>66628018
Please don't lad. It makes me so depressed

>>66627933
Dont really care. Most of them for me are going through medical school weirdly

>>66628021

nah, I appreciate intelligence. I guess I'm more looking for a quick witted, snarky house wife.

>>66628070
Her family and friends would have been talking about it. Honestly there was no escape from it unless she is like 12. As I know even 15 year olds were crying about it. Yes it's Theresa May. Cameron has left for a while. Link her profile

>>66628044
>american
>qt
By "some" are you saying one out a hundred?

And 2bh most Americans have shit mentality - have you ever tried searching "pansexual" on IP or some fancy Tumblr gender? most of the results are Americans.

>>66628070
> ... well formed skull ...

ngl, that just seems like, i don't even know how to describe it, but i guess creepy.

hope u don't ever compliment people on their skull shape or they are gonna think u are over analyzing them

>>66628093
Just hire yourself a sassy black/mexican cleaner and you've got like 40% of what you're after covered, so the engineer lass can sort out the other 60%

>>66628184
Gib latino qts

why do asian girls always have that hideous bowl cut thing?

it lowers their qt points by a lot

>>66628197
Nah mate, you ever seen IT Crowd? Compliment a girl on her skull and gets her soggy as a welshman's wellies

>>66628198
10/10 Would hire a stereotypical black American women to clean my house.

>>66628208
*latina

>>66628208
>latino qts
Latino is masculine, do you want Latino men?
Are you a gril?

>>66628231
Think they all have fiveheads

>>66628246
T.kernow

>>66628184

Believe me, I hate American women as much as you if not more, but do you really think some Serbian girl is even gonna know what the fuck the word pansexual means?

>>66628198

word. it's ok, I'll stick with my traditional conservative values, though

let me make the money and you stay at home and love our children

>>66628294
You are very correct

>>66628292
Y-yes

>>66627933
There was a south korean government prosecuter who visited my profile. I thought fuck no.

>>66628335
Post profile pls and I will message you

>>66628292
hey bro, don't judge - its 2017 if u round up

>>66628354

ik right

saw some Ukrainian girl doing both nuclear engineering and mathematics and i just ended it there

>>66628369
I can no longer give you EU membership s-sorry

>>66628329
Pansexual is a Greek word to describe a fairly modernly diagnosed and respected phenomenon, it's unlikely to be translated

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sorry that im stealing all y'alls qts

>>66628419

I don't know. Even the majority of Americans I know don't even know what pansexuality even means. I really can't imagine someone from a more conservative nation even labelling themself as one, even if they do feel sexual attraction to all kinds of people.

>>66628409
I do not want citizenship, I just want a qt to love)))

>>66628499
Yeah yeah whatever, better have one qt that tons of "qts" that you can't keep up with

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>>66628655

>>66628762
>Air rune
>Runescape
It's fugging 2016, and not 2006 anymore.

>>66628499
I was getting a fuck ton of messages last week and I had to stop replying. 4 or 5 is okay, but fucking 80? I don't have time for that shit.

>>66628863
He is probably hoarding messages for weeks.

>>66628832

My place in time exists in a quantum state.

>>66628197
No I dont comment on it but its an important trait for me.

>>66628832
>2006 was 10 years ago

Fuggggggg

Anyone not done this shit yet? Just curious as to what people like.

>>66540050

>>66629136
>your cunt
usa

>languages you speak
english, some spanish

>your favourite cunt
latvian. qts there seem to like me

>your main qt's cunt
latvia

>one qt or several?
a few from latvia

>>66629197

did you hunt the latvians out specfically or did they come to you and now its your thing

>>66629197

planning on learning latvian at any point or u just finna gonna wanna smash

>>66629197

latvia home of the whores

choose lithuania

>>66629221
I just kept getting messages from Latvian qts. They're very nice to talk to

>>66629261
no it's too obscure and they all speak english

>>66629391
I met some latvians irl
Super qt, super nice, pretty good choice. Too bad I'm an autist and ruined it

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>>66629332
t.

>>66629721

white men come to your country to fuck your women

Nope

>>66631034
Yes

>>66631053
Maybe

>>66626721
>your cunt
American
>languages you speak
English
>your favorite cunt
Hot sexy ones
> your main qt's cunt
Portuguese
>one qt or several ?
just 1

This Persian bitch is getting lippy with me.

It's clear she's interested in me because she types like 1-2 paragraph answers, but she'll just pick something random to shit on me for. (i.e. "You know girls don't like it when.... [something I do]")

Deciding whether to go off on her or just stop messaging her

>>66631674
ask for nudes and give her an ultimatum

>>66631674
Thats just how some people flirt

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>talking with some chick from ireland
>somehow the UN comes up, talking about how they failed so hard during Rwanda
>she actually tries justifying the actions of the UN DPKO
>mfw

>>66631674

She legit might just be flirting with you. There are two tones you can read that line in:

one is *scoff* *snort* you know, girls DON'T like it when you do THAT *snort*

the other is haha, well, you know, girls don't like it when you do that!

>>66631798
>tfw tutsi

so lonely

>>66633101
I thought you said you were getting good at this

>>66633101
do you need a cuddle boo?

>>66633238
I am but that makes me feel lonelier in real life.

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is this one of you or just meme magik

>>66633553
its me lol haha i knew you would post

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>fall in love with a qt who is in a 12 hour different timezone

>>66633485
you should just date your dog :)

>>66633574
ru a rly real gril

>>66633693
she is

t. Discord voice chat

>>66633553
me desu

>>66633553
That would be me.

>>66633553
that would be me

>>66633968
Yea we all know you have a vagina

>>66634584
wow great one america i got owned

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>Set my language as learning Turkish.
>Get about 30 messages in a week.
>Almost all the girls want to meet me.

Wew lad.

Too bad Turkish girls never put out.

good night /cp/ see you tomorrow

>>66633926
bost link

Hi everyone

>>66634896
They definitely do.

>>66635925
You are a KHV
Don't give advice on adult matters

>>66635946
But I've literally unironically slept with a Turkish qt I met on Interpals.

>>66635960
Traveling to turkey for a smelly Puccini

>>66636020
It was a fun time and going there is easy. The food is nice. Why so hostile?

Just started talking to a russian qt today.
She added me on everything and she was blowing up my shit.
She has a boyfriend.
I feel like a nigger.
I dont like this

>>66636116

Back out

>>66636064
So what did you do for fun?

Besides plow mooslim pussy.

>>66635490
/cp/ Discord chat invite link:
https://discord.gg/V99hxDA

she's not on the chat anymore though

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>18 year old ruski messages me
>Try to reply
>This users privacy settings do not allow blah blah
>Check profile
>Females only

MISSING OUT ON SOME HOT YOUNG PUSSY, THANKS A LOT INTERPALS.

>>66636303
Don't really care, not gonna go on the chat just to talk to some attention whore, just wanna chill

>>66636261
Went to cinemas because they show some films in English. Ate a lot, went to a lot of cafes, an aquarium, summer house, malls, and spent a day on some island. I like history so she took me to a lot of sites like Hagia Sofia and Galata Kulesi. We went to a play together once too.

Fairly enjoyable place to visit actually. She wasn't religiously Muslim and we went to Churches rather than Mosques.

>>66636116
Drop her. Nothing good will come from it.

>>66636373
Why did you ask for the link then???

>>66626546
Whoever made this OP image really fucked up by not putting 15 Guys and his blog posts in it.
Those were some great times in these threads.

>>66636433
To chill out and bantz with the lads, I keep seeing it posted every now and again so I figured why not check it out?

>>66636521
I don't talk to ugly fat boys don't worry

>>66636604
I don't talk to ugly fat girls don't worry

>>66636660
Your sister? Aww why won't you talk to her
That's sad

> broke up with the gf after 5 years
> miserable for about 5 months
> introduced to this site
> fall in love with qt girl from central asia
> cant meet for like a year
-.-

>>66636701
Too long of a timeframe to wait in my experience. If you don't meet within like 6 months it's doomed because she'll start to get bored and move on.

Go soon.

>>66636701
race mixing is a sin

>>66636762
My qt and I are diff races
Doesn't bother me

>>66636790
because you are a cuck

>>66636762
Your imaginary god doesn't care who you put your penis inside

>>66636822
*Dib*

>>66636822
im not talking about religious sin jamal

>>66636701

You can't fall in love online. If you really want an irregular gf, travel.

>>66636818
REMOVE

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>>66636822
>Your imaginary god doesn't care who you put your penis inside

>>66636856
He doesn't want one he is just desperate and is biting on anything he sees.

>>66636856
I disagree. You can find someone to fall in love with online. I don't think it can happen until you meet, but you can find them online.

I've already been to a wedding thanks to Interpals. And I'm going to a second next year. It happens.

>>66636677
It's a little difficult to do when shes dead

>>66636931
Good
World is getting prettier everyday
When's your turn?

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>be 27
>get messaged by 17 year olds who flirt with me

Please stop, I thought kids throwing themselves to older men was a pedophiles fantasy. I didn't know it was actually true!

>>66637011
> 27 and using interpals when you should be married with kids and a career

>>66637062
Hey I just got out of a 5 year relationship, I would have married her if she wasn't such a controlling bitch.

>my name is in the image
Sweet

>>66637108
You have anger issues my man
Don't marry anyone

>>66637132
>mine isn't

upset Tbh

>>66637152
You're not important

>>66637173
I felt so once. But I think not so many people remember that now.

I have the best qt in the world

>>66636988
You first :^)

>>66637216
I'm extremely good looking
Alpha chad m8

>>66637133
Nah, I'm pretty mellow, my dude.

I'm going to marry your sister and put a baby in her.

>>66637234
How about I put my baby gravy inside your throat

>>66637229
>"Yeah that'll teach him"
>so says the sweaty planet shaped humanoid as she smirks to herself after using vocal commands to dictate her response since her fingers are too fat to use the keyboard

him"

>>66637297
Hahaha nice one
I have little hands

>>66637312
brove it, bost picture

>>66637297
My qt says I'm hot

>>66637253
How about you lap out my jizz from your sisters anal cavity after i'm done with her?

>>66637339
Kiss my fat sweaty ass

>>66637354
Don't have a sister
But you're free to lick my jizz from your own ass

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>>66637383
Please stop your gay obsession over me,

Trump will be elected soon and we will have your kind lined up against the wall.

>>66637430
Stop sucking my dick then cuck

>>66637365
>>66637342
I'm honestly not sure who I'm insulting at this point

>>66637430
0 chance that trump will win

>>66633574
>>66633927
>>66633952
>>66633968
ah nice, looks like im having a fivesome. dream come true

>>66637459
Hahahah
Aww peahead gets confused so fast

>>66637430
Eat trumps smelly goat cheese kek

>>66637497
Girl is not real lad

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>>66637502
aww, fat fingers learned how to type

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6qbshxmhg

>>6663760
I'll sit on you and kill you slowly
Mwahahaha

>>66637636
Eat lots of beans

>>66637577
wew, let me BELIEVE

>>66637693
Don't beleive anyone

Any leafs her got chinese qts

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>>66626546
>be sad slav qt stops talking
>find new one
>mfw
wtf i love this website now

>>66633597
On the bright side you can take turns staying up late and it splits evenly

23124th for CRIPPLING AUTISM

i wish people would post their conversations more, i really like seeing them.

9/10 qt hasn't talked for 2 days, I really wanted to post her pictures here but I couldn't because I was scared of one of you dickheads fucking my shit up, but now i gues there is nothing stopping me :)

any neets here? what do you do when they start asking questions?

This one Korean bitch who keeps fucking viewing my profile, yet refuses to reply let alone open the damn message I sent. I just don't get it man.

>>66639628
post them lad

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>>66636520
That would be me, the other one has mention of him but I wanted to keep the new one relevant to the last few months. You could go all the way back to Indi, Wiz and smug asshole dinosaur but the turnover of posters here is so quick there's hardly any point.

>>66637207
where is she from?

>tfw no one views my profile
>tfw no one messages me
>tfw no one replies me


ignore flag, am actually german. is that why?

>>66633597
>falling in love with a chick over the internet
youre a dumb cunt lad

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>have chink qt that told me today she was dreaming how we fucked while her friend watched

>have hohol qt that is falling for me, we talk a shitton everyday, things going good but she is kinda shy

>have russian qt who is super nice and even knows german and is very easy to flirt with

>yesterday aquired Italian qt but i'm still in the beginning phase

Damn I should really stop chatting up more vaginas

>>66641546
>have chink qt that told me today she was dreaming how we fucked while her friend watched

Elaborate pls

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>>66641581
pic related, damn can you imagine fucking a chink while another chink watches?

>>66641641
>>66641546
and almost forgot, I'm also chatting with a korean chick.
But she replies kinda slow.

>>66641641
I mean who's this friend, a chick or some dude?

tfw your qt puts make-up on just to send you a selfie.

I found the oldest weeb in existence and he looks like Clint Eastwood

https://www.interpals.net/free-radical

>kids ok
What did he mean by this

>>66641743
why is it that boomers have no idea how to use punctuation?

>>66641807
Or subtlety.

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>>66641687
Pic related

>>66642159
Niiiice

>>66642159
Her friends are most likely fucking ugly and smell bad, so keep that in mind.

>>66642461
They arr rook same m8

>>66629136
>>66540050
>your cunt
flag
>languages you speak
you will find me immediately if i list them
>your favourite cunt
every cunt is special
>your main qt's cunt
China
>one qt or several?
also have one in Singapore

>>66637011
I thought 30yos hitting on my 18yo fake profile were creepy, apparently girls are into that.

>>66641546
we're all getting cucked by hans here

>>66642461
why do even the cutest asians smell so bad
especially from their mouth, don't they brush teeth in the morning?

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Rachel...

Lads im studying with trainy

>>66642679
Now i'm curious, what does a chink smell like?
I'd imagine they smell like the average chink restaurant.

>>66643762
nigga we get it she's hot
Like most young girls that don't weigh a metric ton.
fuck off already.

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>>66643870
I'd say like indian but more bearable, especially less sweaty

>>66644088
>no need for consent in india so no need for two eyebrows
my sides on utter obliteration watch

>>66637467
That's what they said about Brexit. But then again we didn't have George Soros voting machines that changed your choice to Hillary

>>66644088
So they always smell like curry?
and they never brush their gook teeth?

>>66642159
What city?

>>66644333
Chinkcity

I'm gonna find a swedish qt, they must be so disgusted with their own weak men that they won't find me so unattractive.

>>66644826
If you can deal with brainwashed liberals and arab worship then go for it.

man I could be getting serious puccini right now if i wasn't so ugly

Having a pasty

>>66636875
Since when do brits stand up to defend god? Usually it's the americans who are the religious fanatics.

>>66645507
That's nice. I'm in class right now.

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>>66626546

>Italian QT
>Canadian QT
>fuck pilots

That feel when I made it into the meme

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Why didn't I combine milk and cookies before?
I'm in heaven

>>66639845
Job/school questions? I tell them I've been applying to job and took a semester off (which is true, but if it wasn't they wouldn't know).

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Train autist here,

I lost my transportation pass before I was gonna head home, so I went back to the school and looked for it and I saw her with some friends in the cafeteria, so I told them about the situation and if they had seen it. Then she asked me if I would like to study with them for an exam, so I did and she even let me borrow her book and we talked a bit. Did not find my pass but me losing it would ironically be the best thing to happen this week.

We might just make it lads.

>>66648013

are you for fucking real?

it's the best thing ever. especially if you drop tons of cookies in a cup full of milk and use a spoon to eat it

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>>66648095

wait. you saw Train girl again?

>>66648113
Yeah like
I avoided both milk and cookies for a long time before I wanted to be slim and shit
but fuck it
This is better than bacon

>>66647036
Was waiting for you to see it amigo

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Rachel...

>>66648095
You'd better have got her facebook

>>66644230
>implying the UK isn't better at rigging vote machines

If they really wanted to they could make the machine say "congratz u voted for brexit m80" even though the opposite happened.

>>66648181

Shits good man. Enjoy it

>>66648201

it made me laugh. even the Pepe I was able to laugh at, although it did make me remember when I posted that, which was not a good time lol.. infact, I think that post was actually on my birthday.

>>66648181
Youre shoving some real trash into you.

>>66648239
STOP GIVING ME BLUE BALLS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>66648239
This is "Rachel"?

Proofs.

>>66648336
Just ask her

>>66648247
Except that wouldn't happen.

Because y'know, we tick a box on a piece of paper.

You should be more concerned about your own country's election.

>>66648417
Rachel hasn't been on IP for months.

>>66648168
we are in the same field of studies, haven't you read the threads?

>>66648245
no it wasn't a good time to ask, but now i can hang out with her in class, i'm not in any hurry

>>66648591

>we are in the same field of studies, haven't you read the threads?


I just remembered you saw some QT on a train and didn't talk to her, and thought about her for a long while. I didn't realize that she was actually at your Uni.

Good for you anon

>>66648557
>email notifications

>>66648704
She ignores them I think.

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>>66648674
thanks man, are you pilotbro btw?

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>>66648827

Yup

>girl who friendzoned me months ago loses her second boyfriend and starts hitting on me
>I ask "oh is it my turn already"?
>she gets mad
ffs, what did she expect

How do you cunts write long interesting profiles?
I'm struggling to write anything at all

>>66650274
You don't. Keep it short. Bitches only message you based on your picture and location anyway.

>white ''men''

ewww

/jxminee

>>66650499
Post profilio.

>>66650504
"If you are racist, homophobic or xenophobic then just simply don't send me a message."

Better hide your power level, pal

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>tfw 5 hour difference

I wish a black man creampied me.

>>66650985
i can help you with that

>>66650985

Disgusting

>white girl joins the site 10 minutes ago
>already got 2 african niggers defiling her wall and her photos

>>66651580
Shes the embodiement of the UK

>>66651790
>says germany

>>66633553
That would be me. Sorry for the late reply.

My qt is the best qt

>>66652231
Uuhm.. no, lol. Mine is.

>>66652278
What country?

Just started.
What country has easiest qts to talk to?

>>66652514
Slav(e)s. They're like a tutorial level. After you master talking to them, you can start working your way further West and increase the difficulty.

>>66651896
>horrific betrayal of 14000000 children

>>66650112
Kekekkee. Well played, friend

>>66650274
/SilentMorning

Quite a few people here used my description as inspiration. I fucking show it to them and they copy it almost word for word lmao, cunts

>>66650112
Post convo

>>66652956
Ah yes SilentMong. I remember you. :^)

I'm sleepy

>>66652711
>3 million (not exagerrated) illegal mudslimes tearing up the country and assaulting the women>>66652711

feeling very lonely :(

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That moment when she goes full >>>/x/ at 1am local time

>>66654395

Message more QTs

>>66654609

She sounds cool actually

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>>66654609
For fucks sake I laughed harder than I should have

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>>66654639
when i get them on whatsapp they all want me to send them selfies, it takes me ages to finally take a picture that i look more than a 4/10 in, it's sad because I know they'd be repulsed by me if they met me irl

>>66654677
she's the best, just can't fall in love with her, but maybe that's why we've been in touch for 3 years or so

>>66654756

you should post your picture on /soc/ they can help you.

Btw, I learned that a new haircut can change how people view you A LOT.

>>66654865

>just can't fall in love with her?

Why not?

>>66648591
m8, get on that. Ask her to study together, get her number don't wait too long to act.

Is this Bruno guy from here?
Apparently he found me some time ago - gj.

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just took a poorly angled selfie and lost a 7/10 qt. i want to lay down and rot

>>66655869

Bro, for real go to /soc/ they will help you

>>66655187
I have no clue who you are though. . .. I didn't even remember checking out german chicks' profiles until I checked my last-viewed profiles.

>>66655869
Lol, did she excuse herself as soon as you sent it?

>>66655869
That must be shit. I feared the same would happen to me when I sent my first few selfies.

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>>66656378
Send me your selfies...

>>66656122
i don't know how, i think the only thing that could help me is a sledgehammer to the face.

>>66656332
she didn't reply for like 5 minutes after she read it.

>>66656378
she replied now and now she's asking me things, i was just sweating bullets because the photo exposed my chubby cheeks a bit too much.

>>66656771

you probably are over-reacting. but /Soc/ can help you learn how to take selfies and dress

>>66656880
too much estrogen in the womb bro, i look like martin shkreli lmao. I'll check them out though.

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>>66656618
"nein"

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>>66656955
Post profile. I love Croats.

is it okay to lie to my qt about having a girlfriend before? I don't want her to think I'm a loooser.

>>66657061
Yes. Fake it 'til you make it

Rate this excuse for not answering my message:
"Sorry, my old messages keep disappearing because of new ones"

>>66657349
2/10. Please resubmit.

>>66657061

"Yeah, but nothing serious"

>>66657349
How about a simple "sorry meant to reply but I forgot". If shes interested she won't care, if not then you just saved yourself the trouble.

>>66657349
Did you open it or not?

>>66656771
>the photo exposed my chubby cheeks a bit too much.
at least you don't have every girl calling you skinny

>>66657689
SS + GOMAD, start immediately

>>66657061
Do you have medium or long hair? If so get a short back and sides haircut. Having it longer on top.

i wonder if she knows i'm into her, i pretty much only interacted with her and said fuck off to her friends

>>66657527
>>66657539
No, this is a message from her for not answering my message. Is it bullshit or nah? Because thats the worst excuse ever

>>66658837
At least be friendly and conversational with them, they're her friends and if they hate you it's gonna make things difficult

What should I do about my gf who doesn't want me talking to her mostly male friends?

>Slav qt doesn't have whatsapp

What do I do now?

>>66659150
Tell her to download it. And tell her shes a loser for not having it

>>66658837
ask her to do ficki uh fika

>>66659177
Its so gay when there are so many messaging apps like Viber and kakaotalk alongside whatsapp

>>66659031
i didn't say fuck off literally or was rude, i just kind of focused on her mostly

>tfw I got KawaiiZombie/SpookyBunny banned twice because I'd report her after saying gruesome things to me and telling me to commit suicide


;^)

>>66659418
kek what did she say to you?

I am currently flirting with a Russian milf

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>>66659814

>>66659921

DAMn dude

>>66659921
Russian milfs be hunting the green card like

>>66660833
She's a lawyer, though. Pretty sure she's doing well

Oh my god.. things are so LEWD right now... fuuckkk

>>66661261
Post lewdness.

>>66661261
I want to be lewd. :^(

Give me a tip. How can I get sexy pics?

>>66661880
Pretend to work for a modelling agency

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>>66661322
>>66661705

>>66662529
fugg my dude. Where is she from

>>66662529
jelly, only girl who said that to me was a female neckbeard.

reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0

>>66656267
Yea you found me.

someone make new thread

>>66663901
Good to know. I still have no clue who you are though. Dortmund or Köln?