/ARE AKARI/ edition
First for President Hillary Clinton
the dogs are loose lads
understood me? the dogs are running loose
>>66840886
this
>>66840873
BEST GIRL POSTED!
OFFICIAL /brit/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii3XMEVUhhM
>>66840886
>>66840905
Nice samefagging CTR
>>66840886
good post
>ah yes, Obama is a muslim terrorist trying to destroy the country
>hillary clinton is a corrupt, evil criminal
>can't wait to see what you rejects come up with about the next democratic candidate in 8 years
imagine living in thailand
>>66840873
>>66840886
>>66840898
>>66840905
>>66840911
>>66840915
diagnosis: life threatening runtosis
i advise you to take two antirun™ pills a day and leave this board with no further notice
>>66840956
post fucking machines
>>66840956
ISRAEL-SENPAI~ <3
job offer in Norway for next year lads
The gf said if she were American she'd vote for Clinton because "Trump is too racist"
She still voted Out in June though so swings and roundabouts 'ey
need a gf
need a bf
need a bf
>>66840994
He's not racist though. Trump has literally never said he believes white people are superior or that no white people are inferior. He just has a different idea of how these problems should be solved.
testing cool down
need a f
>>66840961
*probes this poster with my runt-o-meter*
*it starts to beep uncontrollably until it explodes*
>>66841021
Apparently "we should ban all muslims" was over the line for her and tbf that's probably the only part of the entire campaign she's heard because it was massively reported on over here
>>66841027
eh, the cooldown is only 15 seconds on /pol/ rn
Hillary and Trump are both utterly detestable cretinous villains.
Supporting either of them, especially as a Brit, is the surest sign of a runt.
>>66841038
Muslims aren't a race though
Was he right?
>>66841069
You're not thinking like a normie
>>66841038
I like how "temporary ban on immigration from Syria until we figure out a way to adequately vet them" became "Drumpf wants to put Muslims in concentration camps oy vey it's anuddah Shoah!"
>>66841069
what happened to the constitution and the freedom to believe in whatever religion you want.
> inb4 you try to mansplain your way out of this cobweb i've trapped you in
>>66841081
No
He was intelligent and talented and should've stayed with the Torries
>>66841111
The constitution doesn't apply to people not yet in the country?
>>66841111
*checks digits*
>>66841081
literally whom?
just had a bowl of smoked Gouda mac n cheese and am now enjoying a durrie on the veranda while listening to smooth jazz
Boy oh boy... What a great crowd. Y'know cause we called this thing up like 24 hours ago and right away the numbers are huge. Huge crowds. We always get 'em. That's what the polls don't show, folks. They're rigged, with the media, and the banks, but the movement is here. What a tremendous movement. We're winning in Liverpool...we're winning in London...we're winning everywhere, really. We're the largest party in Europe. We're gonna make this country go forward again folks, and let me tell you, it's gonna be great.
We're gonna renationalise the railways, and believe me, it will be beautiful. We're gonna save the poor, we're gonna save the misfortunate. We're gonna end inequality. This is history, people. We've got huge momentum.
Theresa May...what a nasty woman. She's unfit to lead... She announced that businesses would be named and shamed for employing foreign workers. She wants to bring back grammar schools. She wants to build a wall around Calais. Terrible Theresa, so low energy. The Tories can't win again, folks. They're just like Lyin' Blair. Lock him up! Don't worry, we're gonna win so much. We're gonna win bigly.
>>66841111
The Constitution applies to American citizens and people on American soil and in fact there is a federal statute on the books that grants the president the power to ban people groups from the country
reminder trump will win new york
>>66841159
chuff that durry m8
NEED a british bf
>>66840898
Who let the dogs out?
Me having a birthday party with the friends haha
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3888522/Oregon-mother-urges-parents-RSVP-turned-son-s-birthday.html
I can say with confidence that I am currently the most unhealthy I've ever been
Need a bf
me and the lads
>>66841170
When Israel settles their people in Palestine, they're not sending their best. They're Zionists. They're war criminals. And some, I assume, are good people. And I have so many Jews tell me that they agree with me, they tell me, "Jeremy, you're right, there is a problem", cause there is a problem, people. The Jews, they love me. I am the LEAST antisemitic person, I have some wonderful Jew friends. But there's a problem.
implying she isn't cute
>'No one came, Dad. I guess I'm not very popular at school'
who /billynomates/ here?
>>66841253
Looking back on the time i was his age I used to have 10-20 other kids at my birthday parties tbqh.
morning idiots
>>66841305
not me
>>66841328
bit rude
>>66841325
FONT
>>66841288
I'd bengh her azi but only because I'm desperate
the lads and myself
who /daddysmashedplates/ here?
little brother having some GF trouble
hope hes ok
>>66841280
>I-I'm not a racist I swear! I have [insert out-group] friends!"
Every racist desperately trying to dig their way out of a hole ever
>>66841344
>FONT
Don't worry la it went downhill from there haha.
>>66841288
When she was younger maybe
oi u fuckin cunt u got a lot of nerve commin around these parts
how bout i bash your skull in
>>66841210
He's doing well in my state too
I see trump signs. Everywhere and I'm yet to see a shill sign. We'll still come out blue though because of gerrymandering
best birthday i ever had was when i was 8 and me da made a bunch of knights' armour and helmets and shields out of cardboard spray painted them metal colour and everything too and he also got a bunch of plastic swords and me and the lads had a big medieval battle
i miss being a kid ;__;
>w-wow...I've never seen one that big
>>66841392
come n ave a go if u think ur ard enuf
>>66841352
>>66841352
It looks to me like the political climate is getting past that threshold. Not being called racist has ceased to be the holy grail of right-of-centre people.
>>66841402
>Americans dream of being in medieval times
>Literally none of it ever happened in their country
state of you lot, I swear
>>66841352
tbf I don't think Jez is a jew-hater or anything, it's just pretty fucking funny seeing the Labour party of all parties face regular accusations of abusing Jews and women and harassing and threatening MPs within the party. This is what happens when you invite borderline communists and islamists to join your party in the thousands btw
>>66841402
We collected all the beer cans we drank at uni then riveted them together to make armour and had a tournament when we graduated.
Had neat pauldrons from a split keg haha.
>>66841396
I live in NC and I see Trump signs everywhere and have only ever seen a single Hillary sign it was in someone's yard
There aren't even any Hillary signs at roundabouts and intersections where there's dozens of other signs
I've actually seen a couple Gary Johnson signs making them more popular than the Hillary signs lmao
Hillary isn't winning this
Trump has an actual grassroots movement behind him
Hillary can't even successfully astroturf
plan: get ex gf to cheat on her boyf with me because she expressed a desire over facebook messenger for me to fist her again
goer or na?
>>66841442
Yeah and all British dream of being American.
>>66841462
Hyped tbqh with you
>>66841442
m8 what little boy doesn't read and fall in love with medieval stuff?
>>66841469
dream on, Skyler
>>66841462
My neighbour had "VOTE REMAIN" posters in each of the panes of his bay window up until the referendum. After the vote he replaced them with three EU flags which hang to this day.
Why would an Indian bloke care about the EU so much is a mystery to me.
>>66841467
not unless the bf is a cunt
>>66841454
that sounds p neat desu i'd do somethin like that now and i'm in my late 20s haha
choon haha
https://youtu.be/vLGFyxAP0QE
these old jeans have gotten so tight that my balls and cock are pressed against them and detailed in a squished bulge, very visible
my dick isn't the biggest when it's floppy either so this is not good news.
might need to bin these jeans
>>66841510
i have no idea who the pooor bloke is
could be a shit plan hey
>>66841482
Me too lad me too
>>66841505
That is a bit odd since one of Remain's talking points was "we'll get European immigrants instead of South Asian ones" no?
>>66841467
not an argument
>/pol/ LARP'ing a Muslim invasion of medieval Japan
the absolute state of that board
>>66841546
lets see
trump will win the popular vote but there's no way he can win the convoluted way States cast electoral votes
The thinker will be chugging for a whole week after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4
kind of sick of the racist Trump voters in this thread, my friends hmm
>>66841590
Link
shit my bed oops
They are the same person, stop acting like Americans have a choice
had corean bbq for the first time with the gf last night
really tasty lads
>>66841643
You can thank diversity for that
fucked some german runt's gf in the arsehole while he was out cooking food at this korean bbq lads, she moaned like a kitty
>>66841672
I do 2bh
I'm glad I live in a globalist, open and diverse city
une vela....
>>66841622
Not really larping, just hypotheticals
>>66841622
>>>/pol/95495738
>>>/pol/95497403
ah yes the politically incorrect board
>>66841640
My dad once won dinner with the former governor of my state and took pictures with him. Does that mean my dad was governor?
>>66841643
sick what is it
>>66841689
Alri rasheed
>>66841600
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ch9gQ9JOe3Y
>>66841706
Other than the expletives, they're spot on. Japan has a xenophobic history.
>>66841728
i mean imagine living in a completely homogenous society
would be incredibly boring
ah yes time for my morning shit
>>66841753
shut up you mong
>>66841753
this originated from the edo era though japan wasn't like that before
The philosopher leaf appears to be shitposting on /pol/ for a change
>>66841759
No it wouldnt
>>66841253
>>66841290
>>66841325
The worst aspect of this is his overbearing mother running to the press and internet, ensuring this will not just be a mildly embarrassing and hazily remembered childhood memory the likes of which we all have, but an everlasting, well-documented, immortalised humiliation which will haunt him for the rest of his life.
In general if you share childhood pictures of your child online you are a terrible parent and if there is any justice in your life your children will deservedly detest you for it when they grow up.
>buy a halloween barmbrack
>there's no fucking ring in it
ahh yes
Lads what percentage of your income do you spend on rent?
>>66841782
Japan has always been a closed society since before the Edi period they never even established extensive trade networks
Even today facing a demographic crisis they won't import people they would literally rather die out than see their nation become an offshoot of Indonesia or the Philippines or wherever else they could get cheap labour from
psst
was there any homework due in for history today?
>>66841807
His mom is only making matters worse
>>66841837
1500 word essay on the civil war m8
>>66841813
Should spend no more than 1/3rd of your income on rent at the absolute highest
Too many people find themselves in financial high water because they're not willing to live within their means they've got to have the nice flat and the new car and the dinners out and then they wonder why they find themselves in debt
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Every-night you slip into your bed, you fall into unconsciousness and basically die. Since you have a dream while unconscious, the consciousness that awakes in the morning isn't technically you. Technically every-time you go to sleep you die and this makes beds literal suicide machines.
>>66841807
wonder if this is one of those fake stories 2bh
>this theme is still fucking on
fuck sake
fucking amateur hour
>>66841822
japan got into isolationism during the edo era as I previously said (so around 17th century)
they kicked out the christians foreigners, trade foreigners and basically everyone wanting to come in
also banished the japanese people from leaving japan
>>66841813
1/3rd
>>66841883
Even before that the foreigners were essentially confined to small costal trading outposts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
More things should be this easy to learn.
>>66841253
ah to be 9 again
I even had a gf
>>66841807
>>66841873
This is the boys mother
Personally, I'd shag her
>>66841877
There's an easy fix if you don't like it
>>66841253
> "the little boy plans on working for a company to make sure that 'each and every child has a very happy birthday and that no one feels sad and lonely on their birthday.'"
See this here is where lefties come from.
>>66841933
nonce
>>66841950
the adblocker css block doesn't work for me
>>66841968
No la it's alright she was a year older.
>wake up and my knob is secreting precum
what did he mean by this?
>>66841914
well that's not complete isolationism
they still were virtually accepted
>>66841978
Remove the css from the style editor
>>66841965
lol
>>66842029
I wouldn't exactly call being forced in a containment zone being accepted
>>66842061
shut up you retard
going for a run lads ama
>>66842078
are you going to get raped by a muzzie on the way?
>>66841981
Lost my virginity to a 25 year old when I was 16 and we dated for four more years after that. Met her a
She was legit mental tbqh, took loads of pills and even spent some time at mental institutions.
>>66842078
how long? good man
>>66842074
hello Cena
>>66841776
>>66842074
You're adding so much to the exchange
I HURT MYSELF TODAY...
>>66842078
>ama
Masie or Sophie?
>>66842105
roughly 5km i think
>>66842096
unlikely
>>66842098
Girl I fancy now recently got out of a mental hospital after trying to kill herself by overdosing on benzos and alcohol
She's even got a blog and the shit she posts is absolutely batshit insane
haha no it's fine don't reply to my posts
>>66842127
maisie
sophie is very overrated
Why are Mexicans so small? Even the men are only about 5'6".
>>66842098
*Met her at a poetry contest.
>>66842128
Good run
I ran cross country in highschool and my best time was 18:06 which is pretty pleb tier but still good enough for me to make varsity especially as I'm really not build for distance running at all
>>66842127
rather stick a cocktail stick under my toenail and kick a wall
>>66842129
show us the blog
>>66842148
Genetics and a shit tier diet consisting mostly of processed and fried foods
>>66842143
Good lad
>>66842154
is cross country a standard distance?
my high school didn't have any sports programs at all
>>66842128
ahh good. enjoy your run hans
>>66842042
how? (chrome)
>>66842167
Nah m8 I don't want you lot spamming the comments with "Kys" and /brit/ gimmicks
It's something she's using to help deal with her depression and anxiety and I don't want to fuck that up
>mfw I'll never go to a cheeky nando's and drop so many 'lads' and 'desu' that my tongue spins out of control and end up swallowing it.
>>66842186
Yes it's 5k races not on a track
>>66842204
Shift+F7
>>66842219
Ah I see
That's a really good time for 5k
>>66842237
That's Firefox, Chrome doesn't have a realtime css editor. Also it's a botnet.
Just in from da club.
>tfw no gf
>>66842248
It is by normies standards but our best runner ran sub 16 min
why don't mcdonald's deliver?
>>66842264
I don't know why anyone uses chrome I'm actually thinking about running Iceweasel myself
>>66842298
Brave here.
It's good.
>Anti google hipster squad has arrived
ah yes
>>66842296
Because their food is reheated slop and wouldn't survive the journey
>>66842322
#safari4lyfe
>>66842298
palemoon is another one to look at.
I'm just using stock FF on this box though desu
thinking about the ol' 'uicide lads
wtf kind of name is "Dicle?"
>>66842296
They do in some places i think im sure ive seen pictures of mcdonalds delivery scooters/motorbikes
was using chrome but started using chromium when I first heard of the word botnet
literally nothing changed but at least I feel safer haha
>>66842296
They do here, then so does KFC, Burger king etc.
>>66842374
a german one, I guess
>>66842365
>supporting the sjw enabling shitbox that is mozilla
discarded
>>66842374
Turkish
>>66842374
Don't be fooled by the "analyst" job title
Analysts in finance are literal runts with no meaningful job description
What does dicle mean? Fuck knows
Why brits are such weebs lol?
>>66842414
They lost me at Australis on all other computers but this tbf. Just cba
>>66842448
we're not you pozz bender
there's just a few runts on 4chan
I've got poos in all my bums
I've got brown bits in my tums
If I want to look at somes
I'll scoop it out with just my thumbs
going to do things to thailad
>>66842434
Yeah analyst just means someone who enters budget numbers into a computer
My best m8 is a "programs analyst" for the department of Justice and that's all he does
>>66842491
sexy things?
>>66842448
Why are /brit/s so cute?
I have a question about English
what does "Dutch-ish English" mean?
thanks in advance
>>66842491
try it
>>66842127
With science we will soon be able to fuse them and create maiphie
oo yeah now this is comfy weather
>>66842487
>>66842515
>maiphie
It's #Mophie you fucking reject
reckon I could do with a "not a big drinker" gf
>>66842498
every things
you ain't seen nothin yet
b-b-b-baby you just ain't seen nothin yet
>>66842530
Is reject a new gimmick
>>66842545
Secondary school insult
1st Nov 1920: the British hanged 18 year old IRA Vol. Kevin Barry.
Despite being tortured by the Brits he stayed loyal to the Republic
haha did someone say Mikoto
well here i am :D
>>66842635
ubb da rahhh :)))))
>>66842635
good lad
>>66842635
>dying for a cause
Runt tier behavior
>>66842675
>Runt
r9k tier bollix
>>66842615
hello?
IRA
>killed many British soldiers including elite SAS commandos
>almost killed multiple PMs and members of the Royal family
Unionist gangs
>torture and kill civilians
>run around with sticks slapping each other's bums
>>66842675
>dying after a life that wasn't fulfilled
typical behavior of the letzte mensch
>>66842698
Riichan a SHIT
my only bobble just snapped
>>66842724
>>66842714
>he can only feel fulfillment by dying for some silly spook
Your life must be grim
>>66842756
>using the term spook
fuck off pseud
>>66842756
literal runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfLIhiNWtsI
choon
The Illuminati Asked Ireland To Ban This Video
don't like this background if im honest
>>66842781
will NOT be watching this
>>66842801
am fine with some skeleton but the orange/black is fucking disgusting
Less brits than others in this thread right now
your runt ears must be drooping from years of listening to rubbish music
but lads, prepare yourselves for some actually good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0debAXDUmpc
who /<12st/ here?
>>66842830
state of /brit/ 2bh
>>66842830
racist cunt
went to uni and couldn't find the room for the lecture haha
asked the lady at the desk and she gave me directions but I immediately forgot them and was too embarrassed to ask again
ended up just taking the bus home haha
>>66842840
/brit/ is for the english
reminder women are inferior to men
>>66842882
I hope you've made a group of friends and are hanging out with them regularly lad
otherwise you could be in trouble
>>66842914
do you think I'm some sort of normder
>got nudes off westmidstrap
>hot
>not going to share
What did yuu do last evening brit?
>>66842900
only by a small degree, physical strength hardly matters nowadays
>>66842924
poor lad
>>66842926
please keep them to yourself you poof
>>66842926
went to some runt club for halloween
>>66842942
yui i have some business with you:
would you ask mio to marry me?
>>66842976
t. person who doesn't understand statistics
how sad is it exactly to have a picnic alone
>>66842976
look at this spastic
>>66843019
very weird, sad, pathetic etc.
>>66843024
thank you very much
>>66842976
>Americans
>>66843042
right better bring teddy with me then
>>66843061
I mean, having a sarnie or something is fine and normal but if you're actually setting up a proper picnic...
>>66842968
get laid?
>>66842955
theyre pretty fucking hot, top tier
>>66842995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WK85jYT5FY
have spent the last few days highly inebriated
>>66843061
alri tim
when you hear this sound *sing* turn the page
*appears in your bedroom*
>>66843108
>thank you
lmoa
>nudes of a crossdresser
so basically pictures of a naked bloke?
>>66843105
>get laid?
lol no
don't reckon this nightlife thing is for me
>>66843131
if this androgynous yoke materialized in my inner sanctum I'd bludgeon it to death
>>66843149
yup
the worst thing is that runt actually thinks we're missing out
state of him 2bh
>>66843149
>crossdresser
Transexual, tits, hips and qt feminine penis
>>66843175
you wouldn't kiss his willy?
>>66843199
bent twat
bluepilling the normies on /his/
>tfw when no bf to cuddle with
;_;
>>66843243
*grabs you by your willy*
>>66843243
bent twat
>tfw when
mong
what's the best brand of waifu pillow to buy?
reckon it might do me some good mental health wise to have someone sharing my bed
>>66843199
thought a trap was just a crossdresser
>>66843274
get a cat
>>66843286
i'm allergic
the acting in friends is really bad
>>66843276
westmidstranny then
why is Tim always so sweaty lads?
>>66843265
>bent twat
are you totally oblivious to the idea that females may in fact be able to access to internet too?
feel like pure shit just want him back x
>>66843355
look at the top of his head
>>66843334
No, but it's pretty unlikely so I feel like it's a perfectly valid assumption
I know it's possible I might get hit by a car when I cross the road but I still do it anyway because it's very unlikely.
I love uk
>>66843370
hard to look at anything else 2bh
>>66843381
it's not mutual
>>66843381
FOY
This really spooked the neighbours last night
Honestly think Britain in Autumn is absolutely gorgeous
might go to young thug concert with george soros lads
this is not a hidden message we're just going to a young thug concert
>>66843435
same
love the countryside of the UK
>>66843225
completely forgot that board existed
Anyone else have the fog last night?
I couldn't even see a meter in front of myself in some parts.
>>66843370
he got a psp
>>66843519
Who fucking cares
wonder when this ugly theme will go
>>66843559
i do
>>66843519
>meter
FOY
>>66843559
>Doesn't care about the weather
fuck off paki
>>66843563
post fucking machines
>>66843563
when you stop being a mong and disable it
>>66843578
it's not the cool jew, mate
it's sad, pathetic wimp jew
archers are quite OP too in tatw
back from my run lads
went a bit longer than 5k and my condition is shit
saw a soviet war memorial along the way
>>66843651
make it yourself poohead