How would Japan react to Islam, 500 years ago, if it invaded Japan?

>>95494957
By dissolving into fighting warlords and being conquered.

>>95494957
Being Semitic, Islam wouldn't mess with the samurai

>>95494957
I know how I would react. I'd ambush my mother on her way to the rice patty fields and tear her kimono off with glee, I'd make short work of her sweet hole ending once and for all my perma virgin status.

>>95495095
but they did that....

>>95495144
kek

>>95494957
"There are too many immigrants for our country" (commits seppuku)

They would fuck them up just like they did with Christians.

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>>95494957
REMOVE KEBABARU
DERRAGATES PREASE

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a better question is how would Sweden react to Islam 500 years ago.

Check mate Sweden

>>95495305
>They would fuck them up just like they did with Christians.

what is Oda Nobunaga

>>95495305
didn't a large number convert to Christianity though?
The same thing would probably happen

>>95495340
>>95495403
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyrs_of_Japan

>>95494957
By embracing their equally pedophilic brethren with open arms.

>>95494957
Eh, Islam would have been annihilated...I've been studying Japan all my life and I can tell you they would not have tolerated their insolence.

Islam hes been invading foreign countries for 1400 years, and been thrown out of most of them because they are arrogant shit starters. Japan would have reacted ruthlessly probably, and I certainly do not blame them.

Look what happened in ww2. Japan conquered the entire Pacific theater....they were fierce desu.

>>95494957
they'd create even more nutjob version of islam, the same as now they're capitalim 4.5 while we are 2.3

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Their porn would be even more censored than it is today

>>95495738
Before they got nuclear cucked, yes. Didn't the army have to switch calibers because they just didn't fucking stop after getting shot?

>>95494957
They tried and got btfo.

They would react the same way they reacted to the Mongols.

>>95495934
Japan didn't react to Mongols

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Kill themselves in shame

>>95494957

Samurai Magic-Mecha School Girls.

>>95495738
>been thrown out of most of them

They conquered from Spain to Indonesia and they only lost Spain after ruling it for 800 years

>>95495403
Because they sent missionaries and the Jesuits, who peaceably for a time, were allowed in the country to preach and meet with Japanese people.

Meanwhile, Islam converts by the sword, so it wouldn't have been tolerated because you wouldn't be able to have Imams or whatever the heck, going around and preaching violence and beheading Japs for being infidels.

>>95494957
probably not very well. different type of warfare. iirc, japanese use honor code and all that typical shit, but islam... well they don't have honor, so they go full ham.

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>>95495099
They already cucked the Indonesians and converted them. What makes you think a bunch of Japanese fairies would be any diffirent?

>>95495934
By praying that they don't reach their shores and then by some stroke of luck the Mongol navy got sunk by a storm

>>95494957
they would just die in a storm

>>95494957
MIRITARY RURER OF ALL JAPAN

>>95495403
Japan is currently a majority christian nation

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>>95495340
He's a high school girl who is a military nerd.

japan raped the mongols with little effort, what makes you think some inbred goatfuckers had a change to being with?

>>95495738
Sheathe your katana there, Davido-kun.

Pearl harbor but silk road

Silk harbor

>>95496545
Japan never fought the Mongols, Mario

The Mongol invasion fleet got sunk by a storm while sailing to Japan

>>95494957
Impossible. They did not have boats.

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>>95496381

>>95494957

The same way they reacted to Christianity.

>>95494957

The exact same way they reacted to the Christian invasion during the Tokugawa Shogunate

You uneducated faggot. Fat bastard nigger cock sucking cuck.

Learn your history you miserable far disgusting fucking shit stain

Ok?

>>95495339
>Swedish Empire
They would decimate their asses. It is sad to think about how a large and powerful empire that should be feared turned into a bunch of wimps and cucks who are afraid of even fighting with their fists.

The Japanese would use their ninjutsu and superior samurai skills to slice through their pathetic armor and flimsy scimitars!
Japs would absolutely murder them and eventually take over their homelands and establish world peace.
Japanese are the saviors of mankind.

>>95495315
>not Dahonarudo-san

>>95495305
>for our country" (commit
Fumie with pics of Muhammad would be best

>>95497403
What history would that be you fuck nob.

After 1900 the Japanese government completely re-wrote the history books and even now it is hard to find a true account of anything before 1900.

Christianity was never banned, it remained in the south Islands because trade was good and as with now the only thing people in power want is money and trade. The samurai like 1000 years of ROUGH TRADE.

If you go back further into history you will also find that the population of Japan was made up of 4 distinct races one of them were the northern mongols. This is still in there genetic structure as many Japanese have two dark spots on their lower backs.

So fuck off back to Wikipedia where you belong. Leave the real study to people who have been trying to get more accuracy for the last 50 years.

>>95495315
>>95497777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk

>>95497869

The European accounts were also changed by the Japanese revisionism?

Goddamn dude. Please add a small bump in the yearly Japanese suicide statistic.

>>95497869
>one of them were the northern mongols

Was that the Ainu desu? Just curious if I remember that correctly.

>>95497997
As I am English the fuckers would not include me anyway.

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>>95494957
Japan would go full ikko ikki on their asses. Think ISIS mixed with angry myanmar buddhists that like to fuck their wives and kill shit.

>>95496140
thats a wide, wide picture you painted for me. Tell me, out of all of the Euro territory they invaded in the 8th century, how much of it do they control atm? I'll wait.

Ainu were around after. They are a mix of all 4 but remained in the north.

>>95498040
The Ainu were the indigenous peoples of Japan

>>95496206
It's a joke on the "the Jew fears the samurai" meme.

>>95498232
Albania and Kosovo

>>95498318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU

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>>95497869
>one of them were the northern mongols

Ainu == Mongols

I'll take
> things you pulled out of your ass
for $10,000, Alex.

>>95496882
Nope they did. There were some land battles before the Mongols retreated to their ships, after which the storm took them out.

>>95498516
>some land battles before the Mongols retreated to their ships

Nope.jpeg

Both invasions were wiped out typhoons while anchored, waiting to make landfall.

> whaddata mean, "both invasions"

Yep.history you dumb motherfucker. Both times.

Get off the Internets, you fucking child.

>>95498388
dont forget a big chunk of bosnia too

>>95495315
kek

>>95494957
>During that period there was contact between the Hui (chink muzzies), general Lan Yu of the Ming dynasty and the swordsmiths of Japan. According to Chinese sources, Lan Yu owned 10,000 Katana, Hongwu Emperor was displeased with the general's links with Kyoto and more than 15,000 people were implicated for alleged treason and executed.
They turned them into literal katana-wielding protoweebs.

It's basically a battle of ninjas vs kunoichis plus some bearded barbarians.

katanas sucked


samurai were degenerate homo drunks

shrameful display


islam actually fucked europe up so take that faggit

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The Ottoman Empire alone was more powerful, 500 years ago, than Japanese warlords.

>>95496444
>Nobunaga Oda
>Not Oda Nobunaga

This triggers me

>>95499415
>durrr sand niggers arabs suck durrrr


yet they were one of the strongest empires in history


>japs midgets fighting midgets

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>>95497997

See I knew he wasn't Japanese.

He's a faggot with zero Japanese friends in Japan pretending they like, so never banned Christianity because the Spanish and Portuguese totally weren't burning down Shinto and Buddhist shrines or anything.

White Christians (Spanish, Portuguese) were terrorists and they got their asses kicked out end of story.

>>95498184
Mate, the Ikko Ikki were incinerated en masse by Nobunaga.
Come to think of it, ISIS would probably treat them the same way as Oda-sama.

>>95498259
>>95497869

And I'll add,

If your lazy ass bothered to read the Wikipedia page you'd see it's apologetic to the terrorists, claiming the Christians were victims and the Japanese behaved irrationally to well intentioned missionaries.

So Go fuck yourself ken-sama-kun

Pig bitch

>>95498967

No, there were land battles. I would have been fine with letting you be wrong if you weren't so arrogant about it.

>>95497456
>large
>powerful
"no"
It was decent sized and strong but couldn't compete with the other great powers i.e France, UK, Russia