ITT you explain in one sentence how your country was formed.

>>66839147
"Fuck off Chinese".

"England can't protect us anymore"

>>66839147
"Invaders get out"

>>66839147
Country,or first state-kingdom?

If the first:
"Turks,greeks,serbs fuck off"

If the 2nd:
"If some comers can have an autonomus state,why can't we?"

>>66839212
I wish I knew more about Russian history desu. It sounds really interesting.

>>66839147
"You cheeky cunt bring back that loaf of bread"

>>66839147
"We don't want soviet morals and laws to be in the in the way of powerlust or money-making"

"Fuck off Yankees, God Save the Queen"

"Fuck these indians. This land belongs to Portugal".

"Thanks Lenin, you stupid goatee commie"

"King's out, let's party"

>>66839147
"They turned my principality into a province, so now I'm going to turn my province into an Empire!"

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>>66839147

Which one exactly?

>>66839280

Too bad, all our ideas about how to be capitalist and democratic were taken from the soviet anti-american propaganda,

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>>66839499

The punakaartilaiset were supposed to win in 1918 and your country to become a Finnish SSR, traitorous cunt.

>>66839561
That must be why Russians love crime/gangster movies.

>>66839147
>If you accept Jesus as the only God and Pope as the one who represents God's Will, we will make you a king.

"Russians chimped out like never before"

>>66839561
Oh, and watching MTV videos of rock stars sitting in a hot tub surrounded by strippers. They thought "Wow, if we become capitalists, we get to live like that!"

>>66839147
>We are too stupid to rule ourselves, lets invite superior Swede to rule us
>Tsar is faggot, we don't need war, lets build gommunism xddd
>Gommunism is shit, lets build capitalsm xddd

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Depends, sweden as a country was first formed from the unifcation of several tribal kingdoms sharing a cultural heritage.
However our current nationstate was mostly based upon independence from the murderous eternal Dane.

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>>66839644

Yes, pretty much everyone thought they'd be rich and successful. But when the people realized that reality doesn't match their expectations, they suddenly wanted the commies back - communists almost won the elections of 1996 in Russia.

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>>66839668
>>Gommunism is shit, lets build capitalsm xddd

Ri-i-i-ight, guys, what could possibly go wrong?

Fuck off spain!
You dont know us
We dont want to be catholics

>>66839147
>Thanks Hitler, and Sardar Patel.

>>66839235
>Russian history
overrated. the only interesting parts are 1914-1918 and 1941-1945.

>>66839799
Fuck off scum. lol

>We're stronger, why do we even stand this shit?!

Nice island, I think we'll take it

>>66839799
Liar, Peter the Great is one of the greatest leaders of Russia and a role model of what many leaders of today should try to emulate.

>>66839799
>>66839823
but the rest is indeed boring. stupid senseless wars, leaders of country lick europeans'/american/chinese ass, ordinary people are poor slaves and have no rights at all.
the only period when regular people actually had good lives and controlled the countrt was the soviet era - fact

Urr gruh buh, Trog swede now

>>66839895
>Peter the Great
he wanted russia to cosplay holland too much

>>66839898
Oi cunt you missed our country with someone else. I won't answer on your bait posts anymore.

why don't you return my calls, george? I'm ending this relationship ;_;

"While studying shipbuilding in England, Peter was taken on a tour of a Royal Navy warship. The Russian ruler supposedly asked the captain of the ship if he could see a demonstration of a crewman being flogged. When the captain replied that nobody on the crew had done anything to warrant such a punishment, Peter asked why that was a problem."

>>66839765
>Explain American dominance in one sentence.
Thanks Hitler.

>>66839937
>you missed our country with someone else
щитo?

>>66839147
>Czechia
>which time?

"I hate Germans, but I hate other countries even more"
t. Otto von Bismarck

>"WE WUZ KANGS AN SHIET! WE IZ CHOSEN PPL N SHIET!"

Well, if we count changing from a People's Republic to just a Republic, latest one is: "Gommies out."

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>>66839212
you murdered a cutie, you savage

>>66839605
That was goatee mans plan and it did work out to some extent, it sparked a war just not the outcome he wanted.
Besides weren't we enough close friends after WW2 to early 90s?

>>66840144
As far as I know you were more like a hostage.

>>66839147
>Britain: fuck off we're full

Not my country, but South Sudan had to have 2 civil wars to become a country. So to sum it up.
>I guess you can say 2 coups make a Sudan.

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>>66839147
Tl;dr SPAIN&FRANCE GET OUT REEEEE
Which then becomes FUCK THE POPE
Only to end in FUCKING AUSTRIA-HUNGARY GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>66840008
More like: "Blut und Eisen"

>>66840160
Sort of.
Its true that our eastern neighbor limited us in a way due to policies between each other. But on the other hand we were not as limited as Eastern bloc was, we did trade with the west had affairs with them and so on.
It was just constant balancing of trying to get as much from west as possible while not upsetting Sovjet. But I do think that russians got that it is good that we are let to develop since they were major trade partner and getting quality products is good since not everything was top notch in CCCP

>>66839147
FUCK OFF ENGLAND REEEEEEEEEE

"Fuck off, Sweden and Denmark"

>>66839147
Vikings get bent lmao

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>>66840329
Brits can't do anything right.

>>66840474
Rude

>>66840008
>not "I must unite the Germanic peoples under one flag"

>>66839147

"Gee those beavers has nice fur, we should set up shop here"

>>66840528
Blows my mind that people were messing about in Canada looking for beavers to trade before we even had sewers

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>>66840539

Truly the most majestic animal.

>>66839147
"Bulgars, Slavs, Franks BTFO."

>>66839977
What did he mean by this?

Is he saying "So what? Just flog them anyway."

Or is he trying to say "Your standards are far too low, you wussy"?

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>>66839799

The most interesting period is 1934-1954. Also, the best one of all our modern history.

"third time's the charm"

>>66839147
"WTF! Argentina is getting independent! we should do it first to be more cooler than them!!"

>>66839895

He was a euroboo faggot who basically destroyed our traditional culture.

>oh look that glacier's retreating
>let's settle there despite there being almost no fertile farmland

alternatively

>fuck you denmark, we don't want war against england
>fuck you sweden, we don't want to be in your union

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"Excuse me native, sign this document and we'll give you a blanket and some cool beads"

>>66839895
by making thousands drown in swamps so he could have his city

>>66839147
>"Wtf! I hate Britain now!"

>Fuck you Spain, fuck you water, this is my clay!

>>66839147
>Norway
>We are not Danes

1836
Fuck you Mexico
1861
Fuck you USA
1870
We're still friends right?

t. Texas

"No way we're going back to being a colony, se empire nao"

>>66841252
we*

>>66839147
>"Fuck this tribe and chieftain shit isn't working out. But pillaging and raping our neighbors still seems pretty viable."

>>66840329
we literally made you lmoa

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>>66839236
>>66840043
>>66840528
Best ones

"lol haven't we fought this same war a couple of decades ago?"

>>66840642
>who basically destroyed our traditional culture
Nah, that was commies.

>>66839147
>yet we'll gladly be taxed more in 8 years because of how much this war is going to cost
ftfy

>>66839147
"Fuck the danes and this union"

"We are not swedes and russians we do not want to be, so let us be finns"

Basically the run away from home scenario

>The Serbs be mean
>Can't put up with this any more
>'Let's leave this place boys'

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>>66839147
"Those bastard heathen Danes"

"No more golds for the Queen"

Fuck Islam we Christians now

>>66840670
Sounds pretty Russian desu.

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We don't like swedes nor slavs so we'll just create our own space to hate everyone in.

"Spain pls give us money"

>>66839561
>all our ideas about how to be capitalist and democratic were taken from the soviet anti-american propaganda
Nice insight. I'd never thought of that, but it makes sense.

>>66842653
Would Slovenia become an autonomous part of Austria if asked?

It's either us or the French, Mr Kahurangi, so please sign the treaty on the dotted line.

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>>66842897
>We don't like swedes

"I've invented this new thing, i call it Gerrymandering!"

>>66845268
I bet some people would like that. People tend to romanticise Germans here for a million of reasons. I personally still think Yugoslavia wasn't such a bad idea and would have worked if it had transitioned to capitalism and kept down the nationalistic tensions.

>>66839147
After the Christian kingdoms were formed and how we broke out of Leon?

Fuck you mom, I want to be king now, the Spaniards are taking too long to kill the moors.

>>66839147
>be american
>pay tax

"Better unite because fucking teutons"

>>66839147
>Ex secret communist police start thinking "Hmm, we could never make it among real politicians, so we should declare independance and ignore the result of any referendum, also, the disgusting fascist puppet state that was Hitler's most loyal ally was actually the best period of our history because we had a better economy than [wartorn and broke] Germany".
Make up all sorts of bullshit about Czechs liquidating our arms industry, keeping secret that it was planned way back before in the 80s due to end of Cold War.
Steal every pence in the country and let our industry go bankrupt.
But "we iz glorious independant Slovakia that you can cross by car in 4 hours".

>>66848282
>force colonies to pay Jew taxes when they had no Parliamentary representation
>keep armed forts on the Canadian border after US independence in 1783
>bar American merchantmen from trading in the West Indies until well into the 19th century
>pay off Indians to raid American settlements
>kidnap American sailors and force them into the Royal Navy
>attack American merchantmen going to France even though we were neutral in the Napoleonic Wars
>attack the USS Chesapeake and kill 20 crew members
>burn the White House like the Visigoths
>British authors write constantly about how Murricans are uncultured and stupid rustics
>bet on Mexico winning in 1846
>take the side of the Confederacy in the Civil War b/c mmmmuh cheap cotton
>give the Confederates thousands of muskets and cannons
>also build for them raider ships like CSS Alabama manned by British crews which then proceeded to devastate the US merchant marine

>>66839147
>Go bankrupt
>AHHHH ENGLAND SAVE ME

>>66839147
"Hey, want to play railroad tycoon?"

>>66848356
>kidnap American sailors and force them into the Royal Navy
It's what you get for being on our waves

>>66848356
>ruin perfectly good tea

You guys deserved worse.

>>66839147
Depends which iteration you talk about.

For the HRE: "Look at me. I am the Emperor now."

For modern Germany: "Fuck you, united we are as strong as you guys. Gib colonies"

Did you ever watch "The Patriot"?

>>66839155
Pretty confident that's not accurate

"Let's work together so that the French can't invade us anymore"

>>66848356
lmao we really did BTFO the brits

id be sore about it still if i were a brit

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>>66848480
Only a little bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPK5KDCGF7g

>Oh we are free now? Ok.

>>66848440
bad

>>66848480
That movie that was more about memes than actual habbenings?

Not that it was wrong all together, but it omits that people were pissed that the Bongs expected them to respect treaties with the Natives about not expanding west of the Appalachians etc.

>>66848682
The HRE one is accurate, I admit that modern germany could basically be the same with the Prussians replacing Karl.

But the populace of german speaking nations wanted to join because they resented being bullied by surrounding nations.

>"Tzar wants to turn us into r*ssians that sucks oh shit the empire is falling apart gg we independent now."

>>66839147

"Hindoos are Jews of Asia and not fit to share space with"

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Together, we can rule the galaxy. And some savages in mudhuts too. Also the gaelic cunts can get t'fuck, except the goodie northies.

More than one sentence, sorry.

"Fuck off, yurop"
"Fuck off, nigger, into the cotton field, you go"
"Fuck off, king, to the guillotine it goes"
"Fuck off EVIL FUCKING STUPID FASCISTS AND RACISTS, INTO THE GAS CHAMBER, IT GOES, HUUUUUUUUR, REFUGEES WELCOME, BLACKS, PLEASE, TAKE MY DAUGHTER, HEY, MUSLIMS, I ORDER YOU TO BUILD 15 MOSQUES IN MY CITY! GLOBAL CITIZEN! FUCK NAZIS!1!1!1!"

>>66839147
"remove el kebab"

>>66845511
but we're good bois :(

>>66846009
That's actually from the US

>>66849556
Wasn't talking to you

>>66848929
But you are just islamified hindus.

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>>66839147

"I have mommy issues."

"OUT OF THE WAY UNCIVILISED FUCKING SHITS"

"No taxation without representation!"
"We the people"
"Fuck off limey fucks!"

>>66839147
Fuck off we're full

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>>66849928
>>66848251

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>>66839147
"Dem Khazar bois be crazy, we're >>>/out/"

>>66849845

>Islamified Hindoos

That's like saying "you're Judenized Taoist". Two entirely different religions.

Islam does not recognize ethnicity, nationalism or previous religious affiliations. Also, Pashtuns are from Afganistan, not India, so I doubt there were any hindoos in my ancestral line

>>66841823
"At least we're the ones taxing us and not some island an ocean away."

>>66839147
We live where no one else wants to
>>66839895
he was the original globalist cuck

”Please my Turkish master, I want to be a country”

>>66850371
but you are muslim indians and indians are mostly hindus

The whole is greater than the sum of our parts

>>66850457
>implying Basarab wasn't the gr8test "Romanian" leader ever

>>66839730
Never forget the actual 9/11 ie the 9th of november

N E V E R F O R G E T
E
V
E
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F
O
R
G
E
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>>66839629
great meme

>>66850537
It was just a bit of banter bro no need to be upset.

"daddy i want to rule a country as well"

>>66850371
Ok, how do I rather put this:

There are a ton of hindu pashtuns, as there were buddhist ones as well in the past.

Oakistan seems to be mostly Moghul India and where they reigned the strongest.

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>>66850593
Yeah you're right. It also happened 500 years ago.

>>66839147

Now we rule ourselves because Napoleon kidnapped the king.

"That's a nice plot of land !" - Clovis, after the fall of the Roman Empire, probably.

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>>66850682

>>66850475

The "India" you're talking about is the Indian subcontinent that split in 1947 Into hindoo majority India and Muslim Majority Pakistan.

Pakistan is a seperate Muslim country with a 95 percent Muslim population.

>>66850665
>There are a ton of hindu pashtuns

Only there arent. Islam reached Pashtuns through expeditions passing through Balochistan During Caliph Omar's reign. Before that, they followed Pagan religions of Bactria, remnants of which are seen in Kailash valley. Hindoo religion never truly extended to Pashtun areas, its limits were upto Punjab.

Who wants some opium?

>>66839230
>Albania
>TURKS FUCK OFF
Yeah, no. 70% of your religion is Turkish, and you were the most loyal subjects of the Sultan.
Only Christian Albanians can cary the legacy of Skenderbeg.

>>66851015
What about Buddhism, which one can consider an offshoot of indian religious school of thought (like jainism) which were practiced in afghanistan?


Remember the blown-apart statues of Buddha?

>>66839147
Modern Serbia: Turks fuck off
Ancient Serbia: this seems like a nice peaceful land to settle ohai Byzantines

>>66851129
Why is he named Skanderberg anyway?

Sound german as fuck.

"I want to break up, I'm seeing someone else."

>>66850139
>mom
foy

>>66851207
its sounds German bc it was the name of an SS division in WW2. Albanians never missed a chance to slaughter Slavs/Serbs.

>>66851395
which is again ironic bc Skanderbeg's mom was Serbian and he was generally BFFs with local Serb lords

>>66851194
>Lets settle here
>Oh this place looks rich, lets go raid
>OH DOG WE'VE BEEN ENSLAVED :DDDD

>>66839147
Just destroyed another Irish rebellion lads, guess the kingdom is united now.

>>66851207
Skanderbeg, not Skanderberg. That wasn't his real name. It's an Albanian form of Iskender Bey, which was his title in the Ottoman Empire. His real name was George Kastrioti.

>>66840104
That's not even a human.

Meh, fuck europe

>>66851506
>>66851395

Ah, thanks.

>"I want this, this, this and this"
t. every French leader from Charles the Bald to Napoléon

>"I love taxes"

>>66839147
"Lech, Czech, Rus- my sons, fuck off we are full"

>>66851346
It's adapted from an older meme, mate.

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>>66839605

Remove kebab

Not 1 sentence but

1. The integrity of the country, the independence of the nation are in danger.
2. The central government is unable to discharge the duties for which it is responsible. As a result the nation is regarded as nonexistent.
3. Only the will and resolution of the nation can save the independence of the nation.[11]

>>66851171


Sure, but

1) are Buddhists hindoos? Or vice versa? They originate from the same (sub)continent but their beliefs, theology, mythology all are very distinct. Seperate religions.

2) Modern day Pashtuns are virtually 100 percent Muslim. So there arent any tons of hindoos OR buddhist Pashtuns. Even Pakistan, that houses ethnicities other than Pashtuns is 95 percent Muslim

3) Buddha statues of Baamiyan predate Islam. Its very likely that Buddhism of Gandhara-Taxilla extended to region that makes afghanistan today. But it was indeed paganism and zoroastrianism that were mostly practiced by Pashtuns since they were more influenced by Persia in their neighbourhood than the far flung Indian centres of culture

outta the way denmark fucking shits

t. Alfred the great

Stop being a dick Spain, or else I'll have to unleash my TRUE power.

>>66840104
who's she?

>>66852524
>what is google image search
One of Romanov qts Nicholas II's daughters who were killed with him

>>66852680
>I didn't know it was forbidden to make questions
Why would they kill a defenseless woman?!

>>66839147
"tips fedora"

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>>66839147
anatolia is the homeland of turks

>>66840555

>believer detected

>>66848356
>Not supporting the Confederacy
The Confederacy represented everything America stood for: freedom, state rule, right to bear arms, etc.

>>66857487
>freedom
All over the country
>state rule
"State Sovereignty" is on Illinois's seal
>right to bear arms
Present in New Hampshire and IIRC the Pacific Northwest

The only thing that separated the South from the North categorically was slavery after the mid-19th century, which is quite unamerican and held it back from industrialization, which is a large part of why the South is a shithole to this day.

>Aruba
>"This would make a nice base for the West India Company"

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wtf dude WEEEZ EMPIRE NAO LMAO

"bye czar, ha ha commies, we are out"

literally "we're no longer swedes, russians we dont want to be, therefore we'll be finns"

"Us too!"

"lets sync with colombia and send manolo to drown in the gulf, these are OUR silver mines btw"

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>>66839174
>>66840232

>>66839147
>I don't want to share Grandpa's Empire with my brother so I'l have my own kingdom.

>>66848356
>taxes much lower than those in Britain .slight increase to help pay for war effort
>Threat of US. Invasion of Canada
>Prevent hostile Nation from trading
>Banter
>America was "neutral" , it helped the French republic and we wanted to cripple France's economy
>You ignore a reasonable request as you think you are hot-shit
>block all British ships from trading
>Our border fears are justified and America actually does invade
>They lose of course and we drive them back and burn the seat of their power as a lesson
>British authors continue to tell the truth about Americans
>Mexico somehow loses to America due to incompetence at the highest levels
>Act in our best trade interests during your civil war to help the side being attacked
>Substantiate our promises to them

Eternal Yank butthurt

>>66839147
lets chisel on a rock that we're christian now.

>>66868981
>Eternal Yank butthurt
They won, why would they be butthurt?

"Fuck the Habsburgs " before it was cool

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>>66839212
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>66869359
Your guess is as good as mine.

Fuck you France.

>>66868981
Just some banter m8

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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

NOT AUSTRALIA REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>"We have this minority in the north of Ireland who want to remain part of us, should we leave them as a minority and just give up the whole country?"
>"No let's give them their own country, that should keep things stable"

>Get invaded
>Unite Kingdoms
>Naval Power
>Empire

>>66857487
>haha dude just split the union and leave north america ripe for yuropoor conquest lol
Fuck off eternal Anglo, I'd have another one just to keep you faggots out.

>>66839147
>"We don't like taxes."
except that had little to do with your revolution, the main reason you rebelled was due to your lack of representation in british parliament

"This is a land full of milk and honey. Here we will settle."

>"I mean we're pretty ok over here guys, autonomous government would be cool tho"

>>66839147
"Well shit, all the jails in London are full"

>>66878277
Also, you guys started as a whaling colony for Australians. You are unironically descendants of Australians, not brits.
You're our colony.

>It's been 700 years, fuck off already

>>66881994

Haha, true.

>>66883197

why don't you austrians like the habsburgs?

>>66839147
1. Netherlands
2. Spics didnt let us smash their disgusting papist idols

>>66884470
same reason you pakis dont like indians

"May I introduce you Catholicism and please remove those cannibal and weird traditions you have now if you excuse me I'll take some gold and natural resources to Europe"

>>66839799
Dont forget 1991

>>66840474
>singapore
>no one wants us

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>>66868981
>Eternal Yank butthurt
>all that green text
lol k

>>66839147
fuck the King!
fuck Spain!

Slav girls are made for the mighty hungarian cock.

friendship with pagans is over, now the pope is my best friend

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>>66884499
Explain this