Smelly germans

I shower every day und change my shirt sometimes twice a day. Fight me monkey

zitto animale

>>66805368
Do you use deodorant and talc?

Is it true that there are only favelas in brazil?
I heard that they can't built proper houses and actually don't want to.

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>>66805425
Come on, don't take this to heart.
I know not all germans are like that.

>>66805519
>the Dutch followed as fourth for being too dominating
I thought Dutch men were too "feminine", and that Dutch women don't like that?

Hmmm, who to believe...

>>66805519
>British survey makes us look bad
Didn't expect anything else. Brits have been butthurt for more than 70 years now

>>66805598
it makes them look bad as well.
they are the 2nd worst.

>>66805519
stay calm, i was just asking a honest question

>>66805711
But I am calm :3
Tell me about the average day of a german.

>>66805619
That's probably why the title is literally "Stinky German men ranked the world's worst lovers", because they're trying to make up for getting btfo'd by the """poll""" as well.

Also
>the poll did not provide criteria on why the ladies considered them to be the best, however
Sounds to me like the women didn't know how to answer and fell for the "le Latin men are the best lovers" meme.

>>66805752
Wake up
Shower
Eat
Brushing teeth, deo etc.
Go to uni
Go home
Eat
Either play vidya or meet with friends
Sleep and repeat

>>66805785
Sounds reasonable.

>>66805785
Youre a disgusting pig

>>66805334
Yeah, they're dirty, just refer to Volkswagen diesel.

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>>66805334
No I have hardly met German that would stink.
Ethnic German that is... Ive met many Turkish Germans and everyone knows
darker people naturally stink.

>The stink line could be drawn below Alps, everything south of Alps stinks.
>Everything North smells normally.

Pic. related is a map of smells. Ofc Everything outside of Europe is smelly

>>66805580
Ask you feminist mother.

>>66806362
>darker people naturally stink.
No.

Italians are not smelly.

>>66806702
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
What?

Well since you naturally have higher resistance to stinky stuff it doesnt surprise me that you would think that.

>>66806734
You only smell if you don't take hygiene seriously.

>>66806776
No, some people smell naturally.
Sorry, nothing you can do about that, but you stink..

All asian girls I broke up with was because they stank, and those were high maintained qts.

>>66806828
That doesn't make sense whatsoever.
The chemicals that make people stink are produced by everyone.
They are then broken down by bacteria, and that causes the release of smelly chemicals.

>>66806912
No. Some people produce different concoction of chemicals that the others, add bit more amoniac
to some southern races and you get smelly people. Its not that hard to understand.

Have you ever smelled nice petite teen girl after running? She smells like goddess.

Have you smelled that fat piece of obese shit in the bus that one hot afternoon? Yeah..

People smell differently.
The more north you go the less people stink Ive noticed. Of course there are expections.

>>66807092
>No. Some people produce different concoction of chemicals that the others

They produce the same chemicals, but in different amounts.
Fat people tend to smell because they release more sweat to cool their bodies.
Their folds prevent proper ventilation, making it a great place for bacteria to reproduce.
You see, the compounds released don't smell by themselves. They need to be consumed by bacteria first.

>>66807164
You are right on why fat people smell more, but how someone smells and how much they smell is also affected by a tonne of other factors, many genetic.

>>66807269
this

I knew a normal fit guy, who just stank like a damn shit.. I believe he had Austrian roots..
but somehow his whole family just literally stank of ammonia.

Some people stink, some dont. Its mainly genetics and lifestyle.

Too bad you are one of the stinky ones you favela monkey. (Yeah you are, dont try to refute it)

>>66807481
>Its mainly genetics and lifestyle
These and also hormones, which are pretty important because they explain why men and women smell so drastically different.

>>66807568
Isnt it also the food you eat? Cartain food can make you stink more?

>>66807672
Garlic and all kind of spicy shit makes you reek.

>>66805334

Its true, because we germans like to work, being productive. Why i should wear every day a new shirt when i go to work? I would wear a fresh dress on weekend or when i go out after work. Don't pollute our productive mentality with your lazy "sell drugs and get money" mentality.

>>66807672
Yeah it's pretty important but I think that would probably come under lifestyle

>>66807745
>I would wear a fresh dress on weekend or when i go out after work

You can't be joking because of your flag. Are you a girl?

>>66807745
>I would wear a fresh dress on weekend or when i go out after work.
r u a grill?

>>66807779

Netherland, go fuck off. You are germany 2.0, the weaker edition.

>>66807745
>Why i should wear every day a new shirt when i go to work?
Because your old shirt starts to stink. Why shower every day when you wear stinky dirty clothes? I hope you shower every day...

>>66805406
>talc
What the fuck? Are you a 90 yr old woman?

>>66807872
Go fuck yourself Gunter. We have nothing in common.

>>66807949

*Günther, orange fag.

>>66807872
>>66807949
Please don't be rude while there is potentially a girl in the thread

Thanks :^^^)

>>66806362
>darker people naturally stink
This. I'm pale as fuck, and my sweat smells sweet.

>>66805519
My argentinian gf says my smell is intoxicating and she doesn't want that I shower after working out. Weird dess. Girls usually told me I smell good.

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>>66805334
S E V E N
T O
O N E

>>66807997
I don't care. Kanker kut.

>>66808009
He is a fucking tranny. Don't get your hopes up.

>>66805334

Seriously, i even mixed, not pure white. German girls do like me, why? Because i don't behave like a brazil/latino fag who is overstyled, too much perfume and don't want to work hard. You can stick your drugselling in your ass, it's the major reason why your country is so fucked up.

I don't give a fuck when i wear a shirt in a week for work.

>>66808010
Its got a lot to do with testosterone as well, you dont wanna smell too sweet ;).

>>66808019
Yeah thats the pores chugging out the filth.

Eating good and working out regularly, Ive never used deodorant and people dont complain.
Tho my feet after work out stink like a 7th level of hell does.

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>>66808096

*latino, southern type, arab style of faggot

Pic related is a "Lackaffe" in german: Lacquer ape

>>66808106
>Tho my feet after work out stink like a 7th level of hell does.
Its the shoes.

>>66808217
well yeah, but one cant really workout barefoot..

>>66808106
>dont wanna smell too sweet
It smells just kinda neutral to me. Girls have told me it's a sweet, attractive smell. It could be that it's all pheromones, but they just weren't very articulate.

>>66808249
No. I mean you should try different shoes.

I have the same problem. If i wear the "wrong" shoes i have sweaty feet. If i wear the "right" shoes i have no issues with sweat when doing the same work.

The issue is that you cant see it before you try the shoes.

>>66808366
Never really thought that could be the culprit.

>>66807092
Iberian people are white and it's not about the colour of the skin because darker swedes don't smell worse than pale swedes mentioning your line of thought.

But yes some races smell worse

>>66808488
I just had to draw the distinction somewhere.
Also I have hit the misfortune of having to be around Spanish people really often.. and sadly I
have to say they are loud, annoying and stinky.

Never really met anyone from Portugal.. I think, so dont know about your kind.

>>66807943
Not the same anon. It's fucking awesome.

Im taking a shower once a week and wear the same clothes :^)

Anyone who takes care of his hygiene and cuisine doesnt smell

>>66808572
We don't live in the same inhumane climate as you favelamonkeys.

>>66807943
Americans don't use talc? No wonder you smell. I use talc, skin lotion, perfume and i use deodorant between my asscheeks.

>>66808707
Idk about America but here if people smelt talcum powder on you they would probably think you are some kind of freak, or at least somewhat unusual.

>>66808752
Actually "freak" is probably a bit much, but it is definitely not the "done thing" here.

>>66808546
Good for you because some people from nordic countries stink. They are used to a different climate so they don't shower so often and when they travel to a warmer country they stink bc of their habits.

>>66808707
I must stink if you need to use all that shit!! If you shower and use deodorant it most be enough.

Even the tennis that I use to play football with my friends don't smell bad. I'm a person that doesn't smell bad by nature some of my friends can't take their shoes off without a putrefaction smell

>>66808707
we just wear deodorant and cologne

I imagine using all of that shit makes you even more gross since it gets caught in your monkey fur

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lmao this is actually true. I went on exchange in highschool to Germany and everyone thought I was being ridiculous for wearing a clean shirt every day. Said it was too much washing and that I should wear the same shirt for 2-3 days.

>when the memes are real

>>66811372
I had exactly the opposite experience. We had an australian exchange student everyone made fun of because he dressed like an american and smelled like shit. He was a huge nerd and constantly bullied. He eventually cancelled the exchange after 2 months because he couldn't handle the banter kek

>>66811493
lol what a puss, american dress makes me vomit. Shame, auscore fashion is legit tip top tier I'm sad that he gave us a bad name

>>66805334
yes, they don't use deodorant, the fucking savages

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Germans don't stink at all, they smell good especially when they start sweating. :3

>>66813228
>>>/lgbt/

>>66807949
yes you do

>>66813380
>you
>>>/mlp/

>>66808546
>Also I have hit the misfortune of having to be around Spanish people really often.. and sadly I
>have to say they are loud, annoying and stinky.
the same thing with romanians, poles and other eastern europeans in my country.shit.

800k romanians living in my cunt lad

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KC mods are definitely smelly. I got a ban for no reason, lol. Never going there back again, it's full of weirdos anyway. I'm gonna take a revenge on them, though. I will spread links to their super secret KC club until they get flooded with redditors and other cancer.

>>66813940
>>>/a/

>>66814197
ok slav you can get out from /INT/

>>66814288
After you, moor

>>66814197
KC is fuckin cancer anyways.
And no, we generally don't smell. Also everyone I know uses perfume on a daily basis.

>>66814332
do you want another ban?

>>66814335
KC /int/ is quite enjoyable because of the lack of generals and underage. Or at least it used to be enjoyable, but mods eliminated all the normies or almost-normies that kept posts in higher quality. Now you have to wonder at every other thread if the OP has a genuine mental illness or if he's just pretending.

>>66814361
Go cry to mods, please.

>>66814446
>normies
> that kept posts in higher quality.
You dumb Czech whore.
Your normie kind is what has ruined KC.
It went to the shitter after it has become infested by Keinbernds like you.
Probably got banned for cuckposting you dumb newfag.

>>66814619
No, it's you basement dwelling assburgers who repost yli memes and make threads about like I don't know help helper, kurva, I need to shower myself after sitting week at my PC and shittposting to KC or whatever.
IWOs are nice, radio is nice, webms is nice...but all that keeps bumping by you retards are stupid blogposts about your fat asses

>>66814748
You literally come somewhere, and want long established board-culture to change according to your whim?
What kind of diva faggot are you?
If you get offended by our basement dwelling fat asses, then just fucking leave.

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>>66814748
This is what I'm talking about - first 2 threads at KC /int/ right now...kys

>>66814878
I've been visiting KC for years and I'm telling you it went straight down the shitter right now. There used to be enjoyable and amusing threads but all it's now are blogposts about your assburger lifes. That's not a long established culture, that's a nuthouse. Open your smelly eyes.

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>>66805334
So far I got told that I smell good. Even in strange situations.
>go out with a qt from uni the other day
>dance all night (sweat), drink beer, smoke
>later wait with her for her train home, she puts her head on my chest, leaning against me
>nose is right at my arm pits, tell her to maybe move a little because I thought I smell bad after that night
>she says "No anon, you smell really, really nice" and breathes heave through her nose and pushes her face even harder against my chest
>mfw

Then again I shower at least once a day, am kinda /fit/ and change my clothes (all but jeans) daily.