/cum/

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>>66801975

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Goodnight (forever) /cum/.

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>>66801966

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Goodnight buds

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I love Halloween so much

>>66801964
>>66801964
never heard of it. is it fun?
>>66802002
america right now

>quit my job two months ago
>got a call saying someone referred me for an interview today
>it was my old manager
ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRNaNyb8kCg


lol

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i guess most of /cum/ is dressing as a skeleton as they already have the figure

>>66802017
yeah its fun, there are a lot of beatmaps, and you have like 5 different game modes

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>>66801996
See you tomorrow

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Watcha listening to tonight buds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMlcTE7lw8

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>Accidentally fall asleep at 10
>wake up at 1:30
>can't fall back asleep
>nothing to do

Help lads.

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>>66802015
>>66801996
>>66801975
HONK

Not sure howto feel about this new Trailer Park Boys spinoff desu
On one hand it's still the classic humor dynamic of the three boys with plenty of laughs and memorable jokes to be had
On the other hand it doesn't feel right without Sunnyvale and the people that live there, and the whole "in Europe!" cliche that the season is based around doesn't help at all

>>66802017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRMJlEPZ4B8
obviously not all beatmaps are like that

>>66802048

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF726gXNNmE

AYO YOU KNOW ME THE FIGHTIN FREAK KNUCKLES

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>>66802076

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>>66802075
Get off 4chan for starters.

>tfw your gf calls you cute
best feel

>>66802016
here we do not have a "halloween"
but relatives in moscow say still some young child celberate it. what a /pol/tard call an "american imperiyal culture"

>>66802079

so its like Elite Beat Agents on steroids

>>66802099
Wowee thanks tips

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halloween themed, please rate

/g/166164/

>>66802035
skelly master race represent

>>66802048
Nothing at the moment. how many faps has it been.
>>66802079
that looks cool as fuck to be honest. reminds me of some bullet hell game like touhou for some reason.

>>66802135
>>>/g/166164

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>>66802105
yeah, but it's really fun since you can search for a lot of differents beatmaps

>>66802085
Holy fuck this takes me back

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>>66802103
You may not have halloween but you have cossacks and beautiful landscapes.

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What are you guys listening to on this comfy Halloween?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q8jADXdjus

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>>66802135

>tentacles
>slime
>drugs

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>>66801955
>>66801975
>>66801996
>>66802015
>>66802095
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

>>66802141
search for cookiezi or wubwoofwolf if you want to see more coolness

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>>66802196
WE WUZ

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>>66802196

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>>66802196
>denmark

>>66802135
already read that one like 5 times tbqh

>>66802215
Are those usernames or games?

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>>66802141
7 today
gonna probably go 10 max then go to bed

>>66802166
https://youtu.be/uGWlDm3Jwss

>>66802196
Oh fug ids da deabeat larper man

>>66802248
Lucky. I have to do a rest for a while. Olive oil seems to help.

>>66802244
players of osu, if I remember correctly Cookiezi got banned because he cheated, but he wanted to due to some health problems, but now he is unbanned

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>only have 1 class today

We lads

>>66802188
as far as lewd dojinshis go that's some very vanilla stuff desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZvJ-2pgC9s

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Look at this fucking cat
Every time I do it makes me laugh

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goodnight /cum/ happy halloween!

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>>66802289
Goodnight lad. Happy Halloween to you too.

>>66802248
>https://youtu.be/uGWlDm3Jwss
Heard that so much shit sampled from this and never knew what it came from. Good shit though.
>Dat beatboxing

>>66802289

goodnight, Chile

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>>66802165
cossack is dying thing
still some exist, suffering from an alkoholism

xaxa

https://youtu.be/t74er5nTMHo

>class registration opens tomorrow
>I haven't chosen my classes yet

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going to bed

also hiro better have some kind of halloween background before i wake up

>>66802322
>Forcing yourself to go to college
Why?

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>>66802314
>cossack is dying thing
That makes me sad.
I love things cossack, Ukrainian, Russian, Belarusian.

>>66802289
good night sleep tight and dont let the bedbugs bite.
>>66802333
Olive oil is good for the skin. And I am cut and no lube, so I figured fuck it, I got a fucking bottle of olive oil in the kitchen. I though it would heal friction burns.

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>>66802269
>two classes today
>one in the morning to noon
>one in the fucking evening and we're in the winter time now

>>66802322
Choose French if foreign languages are an option

No Halloween theme this year?

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BOO

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>>66802401

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>>66802375
My class is from 9 to 11 feels good

>>66802398
;-;

>>66802401
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>66802398
nope. ran out of money for that. Only 4chan pass can get it.

>>66802387
isn't spanish more usefull, because of south america?

>>66802480
Spanish is more useful but French has a certain class to it.

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some leaf bullied me for not postig here so:

THEY KNOW

>>66802522
Latvians are the most powerful race desu

>>66802494
french french maybe. To me Québécoise sounds a little weird, just like african french.

>>66802480
as someone who fell for the learn spanish meme, it is hit or mis.

Happy Halloween, /cum/

>>66802480
Spanish is for normies
You don't want to be a normie, now do you?
Become a francophone, pronounce croissant in an exaggerated fashion, and travel to Québec and work on a maple syrup plantation.

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>>66802545

>>66802564
>french
>not for meganormies because of muh language of romance
i took french in highschool, the only males other than me were chads

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>>66802522
>some leaf

Fuck halloween, literally a non-holiday>>66802563

>>66802597

literally unironically kill yourself

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>Fuck halloween, literally a non-holiday

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>>66802593
:^)

>>66802552
What do Germans think of Pennsylvania Dutch?
https://youtu.be/oMbvC_siQyc

>>66802563
BOO

>>66802587
Everynight before I go to bed I pray for the protection of the Latvians.

>>66802599
circumcision should be illegal

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>>66802617
God bless the Latvians, the most noble and pure people on the planet

>not knowing english, french and spanish

get a load of these dummies

>>66802617
literally greatest ally

dog bless

here are some pics from our latest joint training https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/latvijas_armija/sets/72157675229825086/

>>66802454
From 9-11:30 but I'm visiting parents so no class

>>66802597
So are you going to any parties today?

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>>66802636
>not knowing Inuktitut
>not using a triangle as every second letter

anyone watched the newest season of american horror story? I held off until now so I could watch it all around halloween, but the first episode didn't grab me at all and I stopped watching after like 15 minutes if even

does it get better, or is it another coven?

>>66802559
I tried to learn spanish, but it confused me because I learned french and I know a little italian, so I constantly ended up pronouncing things wrong and it's been pretty annyoing for me.

>>66802564
At least you'll meet a lot of girls learning french, because it honestly does sound gay, so the majority of people will be girls.

>>66802617
You can understand a lot of things, but you have to concentrate. I think pennsylvania dutch came from some dialect, not the standard german.

>>66802634
cat died protecting canada.ripeace

>>66802673
>how do you want your language senpai?
>just wingdings my shit up

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>>66802599
>Deleted

>tfw going to an abdl party for halloween
i live a fucked life

"""people""" on tumblr have awful ships for my favorite waifus

>>66802642
<3
https://www.army.mil/a/148527

>>66802661
Family is always fun

>>66802687
They're from Rheinland-Pfalz I think.

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>>66802715
>ever participating in "shipping" garbage

>>66802687
I find that interesting since spanish should be the easiest since it is as written. I might germanic language since the grammar is similar except for gender in nouns.

>>66802713
Why are you going?

>>66802744
for (you)'s

>>66802715
it is tumblr. whatcha expect :V

>>66802713
what's that?

>>66802728
>he doesn't ship

How do you expect to find love anon?

>>66802766
>>66802744
diaper fetish party near me

>>66802766
Adult Baby Diaper Lover. Basically for people who pretend to be babies.

>>66802732
I don't know, my favorite roman language is italian, it doesn't sound as gay as french, and not as strange as spanish, but that's just my opinion. It is also pretty useless outside of europe I guess.

>>66802787
Yeah, but that doesn't explain why you're going. Just for fun? Do you have a diaper fetish? Do you hate yourself? Do you get a huge boner from humiliation? Will you share that boner?

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>>66802787
>>66802790
what the fuck

I'M ITCHY!

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>>66802794
>It is also pretty useless outside of europe I guess.

Forgetting about the pure white Italians in Argentina?

>>66802803
all of the above.

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Germans are spooky

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>>66802368

thank you, is nice to know, someone make interest of such a thing

I like some aspect american culture. like restaurant " K F C "

https://youtu.be/GiBNirs38Ow

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>>66802827
They won't exist for long, so who cares?

>>66802853
https://youtu.be/Wga5A6R9BJg

Soviet music is nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN80Z2KZa-Y

>>66802867
I will accept German refugees in my house

>>66802804
could be weirder desu

>>66802803
yeah. the italians were late on the colonization game. Too bad since italian is such a beautiful sound language.

pamperchu pls leave

>>66802867
>Von bundesweit rund 8.500 Salafisten hat der Verfassungsschutz in NRW 2.700 unter Beobachtung

>8500 salafists in germany
>2700 of them in my federal state are under surveillance
>620 are ready to get violent
>110 times they tried to get "refugees" to join them in NRW.

http://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/islamismus-nrw/salafismus-gefaehrder-100.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amZQdMtjNA8

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mmm.. y's she so sexc bros

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>>66802901
>>66802934

RIP you buds had a very good run.

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>>66802951

not even best girl

Can anyone else not wait till a country has a civil war between the liberals and the right wing. I don't even care which one, just any of them.

you guys are a bunch of nazis

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>>66802963
Not even best husbando.

>>66802974
unironically wouldn't mind a full out race war

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>>66802986

>husbando

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>>66802963
>not the thicc mod

>just made rice and beans for the first time

This is the greatest fucking thing I've ever eaten and it's so simple

>>66802998
Add some cheese next time.

>>66802926
we actually refer to him as the forbidden one

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>>66802994
muh dicc

>>66802994
>fat samus

no thanks

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>>66802609

>>66802957
we deserved it. If the people didn't learn from the problems we had with the more "harmless" turks, we have nobody to blame but ourselves.

>>66802994

samus doesnt look good chubby

>>66803018
Not fat, thicc.

>>66802992
ummm excuse me honey, that's intolerant

cut it out or face the consequences hun

Drop a class and retake it or get a C?

>>66803045
Get a C you fuck face, that's still a passing grade. What are you, Asian?

>>66802994
looks objectively worse

>>66803045
only retake if it is an important class or if you have time to do it, other than that, keep it.

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>>66803018
you just can't handle real wymmen shitlord
>>66803024
>implying you wouldn't breastfeed from those cowtits anyway
you must be
>>66802986

>>66802979
>tfw talking with friends about politics
>I reveal I'm a fascist
>"SO WHAT DO YOU WORSHIP HITLER"
>tell them that I adhere for towards national syndicalism and falangism
>explain to them that national socialism doesn't represent racism
>SO FASCISM MEANS YOU'RE A RACIST
>I explain that many fasvist were not racist and did not advocate for racial conflict
>SO WHAT DO YOU WORSHIP MUSSOLINI???
>I explain to them about futurists, Ramiro Ramos, Salazar, Jose de Rivera, Fransisco Preto and the blue shirts
>the conversation quickly changes to sometging else

They don't think any differant of me thank goodness

>>66803080
>explain to them that national socialism doesn't represent racism

*explain to them that national socialism doesn't represent fascism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnFc7D0ZoCc

>>66803076

why the fuck would I want to breastfeed

What happens in cum?

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>>66803105

>>66803080
I avoid talking about politics with females.
Most of my male friends have similar views to mine.

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>>66803105

anime

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>>66803105
Nothing

>>66803101
why the fuck would you NOT want to sip juice from a fat pair of tits

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Any STEM majors/intelligent anons want to decipher this for me?

Dog bless

>>66803149

because In not a 2 year old baby anymore?

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>>66803105
heterosexual things as is expected of a christian general

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>>66803105
Everything

>>66803105
>tfw no gf

CASCADIA

Mexicans occasionally speak Spanish

Canadians and Americans realize we have A LOT in common

Memes

Anime

Comfort

An escape from the world

>>66803114
My mom is the one who introduced me to fascism. My dad is a democrat or no reason. My mom still puts up with him but she made sure I had access to political information eyond whatever news station my dad was watching.

My gf is kinda fascist like me but I don't really know for sure where in fascism ahe falls. My friends are mostly libertarians

cum lol

>>66803197

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

>out of grape juice
fuck this

>>66803156
Basically a patent for a large as fuck machine made to alter parts of the earth's atmosphere or magnetic field, and what ever the hell an ionosphere is. Probably was patented when it was theoretical, and was patented just incase it worked. It would basically send a shit ton of electron exciting radiation upward into the sky. I have no clue what they wanted to accomplish with it though.

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>>66803164
>implying
>implying this isn't your bib

>>66803208
Umm, I need to address you directly. Before you made this reply, we agreed to a set of board rules. And, by you making this reply without the any knowledge of the meme, you are disrespecting the sacredness of this place. And so I'd like to ask you first, please apologize to the lurkers, and then, number two: understand the rules that we went by in this board. Because it's going to be very problema- When we started, this is not an antagonizing board. And so what you're trying to do is collapse this board and make it antagonizing. Which we will not allow. This is a peaceful board for people to say their opinions, and post dank memes and we have noted how those opinions are going to be laid out.

So I would like you to, first, apologize, and then go on and agree to abiding the rules of this board. Otherwise if you're not ready to do that, I'd please ask you to remove yourself from this board, but those are the rules of engagement of this board.

>>66803212
>tfw ran out of bread today
>didn't feel motivated to walk to the store to get some

O well

god damn 4chan (mainly /pol/) has ruined me
all i worry about when i see someone is if they are nordic or not and judge them off of it

>>66803212
Nigga wtf is grape juice. I want grape drank.

>>66803226

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>>66803208
>>66803226
>>66803251
>unironically using a copy pasta

who else /vaping/ ITT?

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>>66803221
Try reading the whole thing. Haven't been this confused since the time cube.

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=4686605.PN.&OS=PN/4686605&RS=PN/4686605

>>66803260
bruh
what juice you got loaded up

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>>66803245
>taking 4chan seriously and letting it effect your everyday life.
Get help anon.

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>>66803260

>>66803260
I was vaping some weed earlier, now I'm going to sleep

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> who else /vaping/ ITT?

Thanks guys for the input I won't visit this hellhole again

>>66803273
im way to easily persuaded when i read shit
i need to get it sorted out

>>66803245
It did that to me too. What helps me now is I limit myself to pol for 45 mins once a week

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>>66803284

>>66803288
>Browsing /pol/ at all

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>>66803284

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>I browse /pol/

>>66803288
yeah i only go there now when big election news comes out to see their reaction, but its not healthy to spend too much time there

>>66803284
You will be missed

>>66803272
bubblegum kush

quote this post with an image of someone vaping or wearing a fedora

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>all these pussies can't handle a single board on an Eritrean appliance repair forum

>>66803282
that's literally me

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>>66803352

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>>all these pussies can't handle a single board on an Eritrean appliance repair forum

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>66803352

>>66803359
you kind does spam to be fair :V

>>66803237
This is me every week. I wait until I'm in uganda level poverty to walk the 3/4 mile to the grocery store.
Half the time I end up not buying anything because the closest store doesn't have self check-out, I actually have to interact with a cashier.
I just walk out of the store empty-handed and eat my cat's fancy feast for dinner, if I'm desperate for food.

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>>66803372
>Alt-right meme

Even Jews don't believe in the Alt-right

just shit my pants for the third time today
I'll be darned

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>>66803260

>>66803410
There is another Americanon in here who specializes in getting (you)'s and diapers, maybe you should meet him?

>>66803410
Just fuck off to your ABDL party already.

>>66803434
>implying it's not the same one.

do americans really shit their pants?

>>66803456
yes
>>66803410

>>66803456
Yeah, why else do we chill the toilet paper? Easier to clean up from our pants when the TP is harder to tear. Fucking backwards eurotards.

>>66803456
We're a big country. I can garauntee at least 1000 Americans shit their pants every day

>>66803456

only as children, or in courting rituals

>>66803245
Once this stereotypical black athlete asked me for directions. All I could think of was how accurately stereotypical he was. I was expecting him to speak one of those /pol/ terms but then he brought me back to reality by asking "huh?". he really wanted those directions

>>66801955
lewd

In 1884, meridian time personnel met
in Washington to change Earth time.
First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change
the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1
day and ignored the other 3 days.
The bible time was wrong then and it
proved wrong today. This a major lie
has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
No man on Earth has no belly-button,
it proves every believer on Earth a liar.

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>>66803495
>Once this stereotypical black athlete asked me for directions. All I could think of was how accurately stereotypical he was. I was expecting him to speak one of those /pol/ terms

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>4:17 am
>get a snapchat from a grill
>if I open it she'll know I'm up at 4 in the morning

>>66803535
well so is she

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>>66803517
Good morning Ziona

Belly-Button Is the Signature
Of Your Personal Creator -
I Believe Her Name Mama.

Pastor Told His Flock That
God Created All Of Them -
Truth Was That They All had
Mama Made Belly Buttons,
Church Was Full Of Liars.

Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.
Einstein Was ONEist Brain.

Try My Belly-Button Logic.

No God Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days,

Does Your Teacher Know ?


Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has retarded your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST.
4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS
IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.
4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.
4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS
WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS.
TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE
ONEness OF GOD IS STILLness DEATH.
YOU WERE ONEness RETARD ON THE
EARTH OPPOSITES ALL YOUR LIFE.
LOVE OF GOD IS HATE OF CHILDREN.

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>>66803545

>tfw no jewess gf

>>66803541
True. I'll open it

>>66803568
And if she asks why you're awake you can still claim that you woke up because of the notification

>>66803595
I just opened it. She wanted to make sure class started at 9.

>>66803561
>Finally meet another follower of timecube
>It's a fucking leaf.

>>66803630
wew. that is a letdown now.

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>>66803671
Sadly. I doubt she likes me but she's a very friendly person.

At least I have a girl to talk to....

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>>66803630
>She wanted to make sure class started at 9.

>>66803699
I have like three girls I write to from time to time. One is just like me, which is kind of creepy, the other one is a former class mate that I sometimes meet in the train and the last one is a friend of mine that invites me to parties from time to time, she never writes me first though. I can't recall the last time a girl seemed interested in me after leaving the school.

im bored af should i play wow

>>66803759
I talk to her and one other girl

I know the first girl through class based study.

I know the second girl through a friend

>>66803779
I mean sure why not.

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Gn

night

Good morning cum (and goodnight college students and NEETs)

What another fine day this is!

/cum/ is basically dead tonight, what are you doing anons?

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>>66804110
playing afkable games while browsing /a/

Just like the good ol NEET days

>>66804110
finishing my spinach and egg sandwich before working out before work

cum is always dead from 5am to 9am

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>>66804110
>2 am
>basically dead
gee anon i wonder why

>>66804192
It wasn't dead at 2 am yesterday.

>>66804259
It was the weekend

any sexy anime babes browsing ITT?

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>>66804315
yeah. pic is me

>>66804328
wow mind if I get a fuck?

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>>66804315
kawaii desu nene sugoi

Well then, my sister is in critical condition in the hospital after a horrific accident tonight, and the driver of the other vehicle was drunk. I fucking hate the world. I swear to god if I lose my best friend because of some subhuman piece of trash drunk driving I will fucking snap. I'm losing my shit already /cum;

>>66804412
That's horrible anon, I wish you and your sister good luck, and I hope the asshole who put her in that condition gets his asshole pounded in jail.

>>66804412
Sorry to hear that anon

I hope she makes it out alright. There was a bricking squad that would brick the cars/homes of recent DUIers that formed a few months ago here in SF, no clue if they still do it.

>>66804412
iktf and it's a terrible one, just hope she pulls through. Almost lost my mama in a bad one a few years back with a "buzzed" driver. Spooky how someone can just be alive and fine and in the snap of a finger it can almost be over, or actually over. just hope and pray it'll be okay, because at this point, there's nothing you can do

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>>66802888
Is nice you like it

is fun to drink, snuggle with qt while listen to ancestors make a chant

https://youtu.be/0TR_tdJF1bE

but i wish i had qt to snuggle with

>>66804412
I hope dearly that she pulls through, anon.

Is hard some time, live a life without compass.
one day find compass, find where needle pointing to treasure of lifetime on map. fuck up journey. lose compass again.

This guy is pretty deep.

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>eight days remaining

I'm cold

>>66805354
I just took a hot shower. Wanna get under the covers with me?;)
You won't be cold anymore :)

>>66805366
As long as you don't touch me or make eye contact

>>66805419
How can we make eye contact if we're both laying on our backs or spooning? ;)
And what do you have against touching bb :o

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>>66805441

>>66805354
*does making a snuggle up to you*

>>66805533
>>66805534
Back off. This qtp2t3.14 is mine.

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>>66805561
tovarisch, is one game i do not play

>>66805639
I've contacted the PIDF. Your IP and location are being traced and a Russian drone will arrive right on your ceiling in due time :)
That's what you get for messing with my Canadian qt, Sergei.

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>>66805173
im pretty deep in your ass

>>66805729
>american "bitch boy"

i turn burger-skull to capitalistic pig carcass with millimeter, seven point six two

Anyways, I have to go. To my bb, I just wanna make some nutella toast for us and then cuddle under my blankets listening to some A-ha :)
I hope we can spoon by the end of the song, because I love you and want you and need you.
What is between my legs should be placed between your legs ;)

>>66805800
I'm allergic to nuts

>>66805916
I have some that you won't be allergic to ;)
anyways goodnight ;)

>>66805977
goodnight niggerfaggot

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>>66805800

to me, you make a soundings of a "redditor"
qt do not deserve redditor. qt deserve DPR gunman.

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Today is my birthday /cum/

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>>66806870
daudz laimes dzimšanas dienā,draugs :DDDDDDDD

I've never worked before so I'm going to lie about having a McJob before on my resume so I can get a computer repair job right off the bat. What should I put on it?

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>>66806870
happy birthday to you...
happy birthday to you...
happy birthday dear anon...
happy birthday to you...
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>66806870
Do you like anime?

>>66806986
>>66807100
Thank you :D

>>66807132
Y-yes

>>66807163
>Y-yes
Then fuck you, bud. I hope your birthday sucks, and I hope this is your last.

>>66807408
That's very rude man :(

You should apologize

>>66807444
Nice trips.
>apologize
No. You and all weebs should apologize for all of your nonsense.

>>66807497
W-well,there's nothing wrong with watching anime

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>>66807533
Nobody who watches anime just watches anime. One episode of Super Retard Eyes With Impossibly Large Sword and Spiky Girl Hair XZ, and the next thing you know, you're claiming waifus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10x30M4C1kI
Can anybody explain what the fuck this is?

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Good morning, /cum/.

My computer nearly died last night (RIP my GPU) and I don't know what to do.

>>66807686
why are you on anime.com if you're so anti-anime
relax bitch

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>>66802252
>larper

>>66808348
>anime.com
This is a Bhutanese perennial landscaping forum.

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Time to get my spook on buds

>>66808894
How old are u

>>66808930
43

>>66807686
body pillows are far past the point of no return

>>66808963
Are u still a virgin???

>>66808473
>perennial landscaping

shrubs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.perennials>>>>>>>>>>>>annuals

>>66809153
Ya :(

hello is there still a party

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today is the day i vote for trump

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>>66809320
slow til 9-10am usually

>>66809320
i will party with you

>No classes today
Anime it is then

>>66810836
what are you watching anon

>>66810869
Gonna take a bath and choose to finish either Dirty Pair or Birdy the Mighty. Might rewatch Chibi Vampire or Princess Resurrection sometime this week too

>>66810920
sounds comfy

dirty pair is on my list but i have a bad habit of putting older anime off to the side, it any good?

>>66810968
I'm not /a/ level of judging anime but I think its good. The cities and spaceships look real cool. It's like a PI show, but in space

im a little spooked out tbhwy

>>66811201
Where are the tunes?

Is it weird for college students to go trick or treating? I'm doing it anyways but I wonder how much flak I'm going to get

this is in a college town btw

>>66811399
not if you do it ironically

What the fuck did Hiro do to the site? I'm spooked.

New thread;

>>66811513

I literally cannot stop laughing whenever I see someone vaping at campus because of you lads. Fuck you.

>>66811526
>starting a new thread before the post limit
hope janny BOO's you