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/CUM/ Thread

Halloween Edition

old thread;
>>66801955
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What do you niggers have planned? I myself will load up on gas station pizza and drink my feelings away
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>>66811571
Go to a Halloween party at the clun
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I just pooped on my seat on accident
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVueoznrt9Y
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eavo08IXduQ
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Need some Hilldawg pepes NOW
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>>66811844
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>4chan is running out of money
>change site formatting for le spoopy holiday w XDDD skeletor in bottom corner
im calling bullshit bros
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>>66812468
its not actually running out of money, hiro just wants the pass $$$$$
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So Jack Chick has finally bit the dust

http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-ln-jack-chick-obituary-20161024-snap-story.html
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Good morning /cum/

Happy Halloween!
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>>66812677
he was a consistent source of lulz

but he's gone where he was always meant to go

a hole in the ground
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>>66813656
always liked how he thought gayness was caused by demons that enter you through your butthole from rape
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>>66813771
its funny

they think that in africa too
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>tfw can't do horror movies.
Feels like I'm missing out on some fun desu, but its an ordeal to watch one. I guess that's the appeal.

>>66811571
Probably play a spoopy game like RE, or Overwatch in a final attempt for that Witch Mercy skin.
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Happy Spookyween
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXP9bThllJE
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someone recommend me some movies to watch
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>>66814525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0cxNbz4yKc

GOAT
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>>66814554
already seen it, was thinking something spoopier
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>>66814525
>>66814611
Hausu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ_Yo06kIIA
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>>66814728
seen that one too, but I like your style
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the Indians lost this last game to win in their hometown
wake up Cubs fans it's over
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how to get yotsuba B back
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>>66814800
I don't know many spoopy movies. Try some giallo if you haven't. Suspiria is fun.
>>66814849
>Illinoisfag
>don't give a shit about baseball or the Cubs

I'm more hyped for this Bulls team 3bh
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I'm visiting Mexico city rn, is there any cool stuff to do in El día de los Muertos?
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>>66814918
i want it back too ;_;
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>it's an alberta-kun is so drunk he doesn't know where he is episode
hate these ones tbqh
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I really wish I were white
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>>66813300
thanks are you gonna go trick or treating?
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*kicks open your butthole*
*steals all your poo*
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>>66815518
He's in Alberta dumbass

>>66815794
I wish I was Asian
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just voted early lads. AMA
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Madam President...

Are you ready for a landslide?
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Who hasguns
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>>66816079
>He's in Alberta dumbass
yeah but where in alberta???
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>>66816276
Idk senpai
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>>66816188
>tfw noguns

getting a 10/22 soon though
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>>66816504
exaactly which is kinda spooky if you think about it
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considering buying halloween candy tonight to eat
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>>66816188
>tfw the police took your guns away
:(
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anyone here believe in ghost or the supernatural?

I do believe in ghosts
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>>66816617
what happened anon?
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>>66816630
>iim going to shoot myself
>police take guns away
>noguns now
>mad ever since
dont know what i expected
maybe help i dont know
fuck the police
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>>66816671
have they said when you can get them back?
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>>66816697
not really i have to get a note from a doctor probably
>be a doctor
>lie to anon and say you sent a note to the police
>you really didnt
>:^)
>make anon lose trust in the system
fucking faggot
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have a spoopy halloween, /cum/
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>>66816767
what i have learned here is if you are a gun owner in canada do not seek psychiatric treatment as the result will leave you even more psychologically damaged
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I heard you lads are having a Halloween party, what's going on?
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>>66816901
yes that is what i learned the hard way
pls learn from me anon
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>>66816954
skellingtons are spooping me
pls send help
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Jesus. I was liking the new screen for 2spooky4me day, but now my eyes are dying from the contrast? Can you change to yotsuba B or am I fucked for the day?
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>>66817064
you're fucked lad
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>Tfw you wake up n she still sucking
Ayyy. Fuck life yo
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>>66811844
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>>66817085
well, at least I am getting fucked by someone for once
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>>66817155
if your wife falls asleep while sucking your dick and she still has the dick in her mouth could she choke and die?
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>>66817058
you obviously did something horrible to skellingtons in a previous life lad, I say you deserve it
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>tfw can't remember when you ate food last
;_;
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good morning /cum/! what are you doing this halloween?
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>>66811844
Here
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>>66817297
looking for a job for to move out of parents house and have monies for alcohol
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>>66816562
Contact the Albertan police
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>>66817290
how long would you guess it's been?

why don't you have any food?
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>>66817297
doin ur mum xd
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>>66817345
good luck!
>>66817362
wow rude
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>>66817297
im having a party at my house
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>>66817297
Dressing up as Robert e Lee and larping with the lads
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>>66817297
Good morning, Chile.

I don't know what to do, maybe i'm gonna watch some anime or something.
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>>66817297
Are you the Chilean from this morning? :3
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>>66817398
remember to clean up!
>>66817427
havre fun!
>>66817449
same, probably gonna watch some anime and then play eu4
>>66817531
the osu guy, yes
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>>66817589
Eu4 is lit
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>>66817589
I tried OSU. That shit is hard for me and it doesnt help i am tired.
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really wish i wasn't gay
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>>66817658
in what difficulty did you play?
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What is your scariest ghost related (real or not) experience?
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QUEREMOS CALAVERITA
QUEREMOS CALAVERITA
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>>66817688
go to church nigga
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>>66817702
Idk even remember. I played one of the first games and clicked shit. I am guessing the rhythm of the song also determines the difficulty.
>>66817725
es el o no es el?
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>>66817710
watched paranormal activity 4 once

only horror movie i've ever seen
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>>66817725
>QUEREMOS CALAVERITA
>QUEREMOS CALAVERITA

Mom, i'm just getting old again...
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really wish i wasn't born
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>>66817844
same

being aborted was my life's calling and i missed it
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>>66817358
i dunno probably 5 days
i have been drinking too heavily to eat any food
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>it's an alberta-kun is going through withdrawals episode
wew lads
makes me want to buy some more
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>alberta
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>>66817844
your parents would be mad if they heard that. dont say such things.
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God why the fuck are indians so fucking annoying. All wanna do is chill and listen to some music on youtube and I see Pajeet and his crew spamming the comments section "hello this is pajeet india loves yous" or constant "come to india" jesus christ shut the fuck up.

Can we just ban indians from the internet.
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>>66817844
do you have a toilet?
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>refresh the page
>a skellington doing the worm
dank
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>>66817904
sounds like ya got a bit of a problem there friend. you should call ur mum, shes def worried about ya
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>>66818149
>stealing my reddit flags

not dank
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>leaf gives me (you)s
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>>66818136
i hate haitians and colombians, they just bring more drug traffic and motochorros
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>>66818161
>>66818161
u better get FUCK out of my city RIGHT NOW or u will be looking like picrelated
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Gonna spend my night making my manga. Can't think of any way I'd rather spend it Tbh.
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>>66818209
not as bad as pajeet spamming comments sections all over the internet. we got mexicans bringing drugs and crime too.
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>snopes is no longer an urban legend/myth buster and is now a tool of the democratic party
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>be at work high as fuck
>A little too high, have to focus all my mental energy on trying to seem normal
>Two qt coworkers chatting quietly nearby along with some others for a staff meeting
>Eventually they all get dismissed
>As the two girlsf walk away one of them looks at me and says "don't pretend you can't hear what we're talking about"
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY TALKING ABOUT
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Who else here /pissed af/ at their high school band teacher?
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Guten tag, nordamerikanische untermenschen
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>>66815132
Kys provinciano
Jk. Go to coyoacan, tlalpan forest, fco i. Madero street, etcétera
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>>66818273
Post your lewdest panel
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>>66818477
Wuss poppin B
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>>66818451
Hell Yeah, fellow angsty teenager! fuck the establishment.

cant wait to go to the pierce the veil concert tonight!
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>>66818451
I was removed from my highschool band because I missed the first practice

>>66818477
Hello, fellow white man
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>>66818477
>oironiskt vara en argentinsk undermänniska
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> 87 degrees on Halloween
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>>66818543
What? I'm not an angsty teenager, though.
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>>66818477
hello fellow aryan
>>66818637
you wanted to be a skeleton, well you get your chance after overheating
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I got kicked off the soccer team in high school for being a shit head
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>>66816188
Me desu
No muzzie coming on to my property and no government taking my shit.

I mean it's for hunting ... big deer in these parts
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Then, in college I got kicked out for being a shit head again
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>>66818758
>.223
>for big deer
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>>66818758
feels good living in one of the least regulated states in the us for guns.
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>>66818567
I wish I had just quit. It was nothing but a headache.
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>>66818789
Yes leaf very big deer. Dangerous killer deer
>>66818842
Of course.
Here in Missouri no one give a fuck, hell I saw some 10 year olds shooting a old barn with AR-15s once. Bum fuck no where but the police are chill as fuck.
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> order gun illegally from Russia
> gets held then returned by customs
fugg

are the rooskies gonna rat on me?
is my supplier gonna get sent to the gulags?
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>>66819144
Russian mafia is gonna fuck your shit up senpai
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>>66818731
shitheads get all the pussy in hs
>>6681908
Do you hunt anon? I always wanted to with grandpa before he left.
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>>66819144
>mfw Trump gets elected and you spend the rest of your life in a prison cell
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I really want to fuck a russian girl buds

https://youtu.be/BuBiE_5pgs0
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>>66818567
what highschool bitch boy
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>>66819323
You just want sex in general.
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>tfw I have a girls number in my phone and it is obvious she may like me, yet i dont pounce.
when will critical austism like mines leave?
I only 8 years left towards wizardom.
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>>66819389
no i am fine with being a virgin, but not knowing what a tight, wet, slav pussy feels enveloping my dick from tip to balls feels like, kills me.
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>tfw background checks will soon be required to find homes and buy food, leaving no place for criminals to go but back to jail
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>>66819726
>wanting millions of americans to live off the taxpayer dollar

conservatards everybody
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how does it feel to shoot a gun?
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>alberta-kun ponders shooting himself episode
seems like a repeat tbqh
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>>66819843
Like sex but you have control of when you bang.But after a while it is just like anything else.
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>>66819789
>wanting someone who has broken the law to walk on our streets, just to break the law again
CTR going all out!
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>>66819843
like a big kick in the shoulder
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dinesh d'souza is an idiot and hillarys america was a stupid movie
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>>66819925
You're stupider than I though

Hillary hates niggers and bill clinton invented mass-incarceration

try again
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>>66819966
you are right. she was a goldwater girl
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Two days until I leave this world forever!
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>140 pieces of candy at the ready
>only 1 class
>3 monster movies ready to go
>not working today
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feel like shit buds

how is everyone's Skeleton Day going?
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>>66820044
why 2 days anon?

>>66820191
its shit i feel like shit
thanks alcohol withdrawals
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>>66820191
Kinda scary.
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merry christmas
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>>66820191

100% SPOOK'd
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>>66820234
feliz año nuevo.
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>>66820218
hangover or what?

>>66820222
>>66820260
try to keep safe, friends. there's Dracula's and skeleton people walking the streets tonight.
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>>66820218
Because I want to spend some time with family before I go.
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I'll never be a NEET, I don't want my already rather poor social skills to disappear completely
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>>66820329
>hangover or what?
lel i wish
try drunk for multiple days and withdrawing

>>66820371
that's sweet, anon
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tfw no spoopy theme bcuz foneposting
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>>66820439
you should keep away from the bottle for a bit, anon.
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>>66811513
>walking on the street
>see a pair of qts approaching
>they are holding hands
>they kiss each other
>tfw even girls (literally beings without penis) can get gfs
>mfw you cant
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>>66820486
i haven't drank in like 5 hours
really tempted to go buy some more tho
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>>66820534
just watch some shitty youtube videos or anything to distract yourself if you're feeling ill or had a shitty day.

alcohol costs too much and you shouldn't rely on it to manage your emotions.
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>>66820608
>alcohol costs too much and you shouldn't rely on it to manage your emotions.
2l8 advice anon
it's ogre
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Who /stayinginonhalloweenhere/
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>>66820691
it's never too late bud

take care of yourself
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>>66820691
just smoke weed bro
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elo

is dis de fiest here?
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>>66820736
ok give me the number of your weed dealer
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>>66820788
make yourself at home pierre
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>>66820790
don't worry, weedman will make it legal soon :^)
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who /hyphy/ here?

https://youtu.be/M8gGLYJC2Rg
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>>66820788

Bonjour


Joyeux Halloween
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>>66820788
French are always welcomed.
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>>66820790
just go to a dispensary and buy some
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>>66820922
(thanks m8)

>>66820985
Bonsoir, joyeux halloween :DDDDDDDD

>tfw this will never be a thing in France

;_;
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my new life goal is to go into Elder Law

its law for senior citizens but it sounds really cool
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>>66820974
hyphymud?
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>>66821077

want us to come over and make France great Again?
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Hey guys I have a grammar question.

Is "anymore" a synonym for "never"?

Or it just means "not more than in the past?"

For example: "I won't grab them by the pussy anymore" and "I'll never grab them by the pussy"

Does that mean you never grab anyone by the pussy again?
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>feel like shit
>no one to talk to it about
>use text to speech so voice tells me everything will be okay
who needs a therapist when I can be comforted by an awkward robot voice
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>>66821179
anymore means you wont repeat the action again.
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is there a Halloween party here?
hello.
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helo dis is parti thred yes?
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>>66821153
nah, don't waste american lives, greatest ally.
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>>66821317

bienvenue

Candy and punch are by the kitchen
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>use proper English spellings for different words because that's how I was taught English
>spics and niggers in school bully me for writing "Colour, Grey, Realise, etc" instead of burgerspeak
kill me
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OMFG

I hate this neighborhood. I'm pretty sure my amazon package was stolen yesterday! Fucking fumin over here.
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>>66821339
poland
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>>66821450
you deserve to be bullied for not using American spelling in America
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But if you need dick I got you
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>>66821627
usa.
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>turks don't even bother dressing up and just ring bells in their bomber jackets
lmao

halloween in germany is a joke, just let it die again.
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>>66821450
>tfw I only use grey because gray looks weird to me
s-sorry.
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Lads, how do I get laid as a below average looking white dude?
Turned 23 yesterday and I'm getting tired of the whole kissless virgin meme, a lot.
Fucking sucks

No I don't have high standards either. Haven't even had any luck with fat chicks and single moms
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>>66821799
usa is better than poland
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>>66821948

get mad gains
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>>66821948
thailand
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https://youtu.be/Xsk8qv14ZtM
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>mom sent you the number for AA becuase she was worried about you
w
e
w
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>>66821317
>>66821339
>>66821802
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
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>>66822115
helo yes
post yer spoops
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post spooky tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0CLLwFao3s
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>>66822115
Yes helo yes
I come for party too
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>mini bar has Canadian Club to drink
wew
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>>66822207
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>>66822153
>>66822245
Spoop the night away
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>>66822207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAHTZfXQ10M
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>>66822276
>>66822333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61h5yNFmKwk

A+ stuff, boys
>>
>>66822333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A59QVXfmS5Y
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>Halloween Edition

>>66819843
Depends on the gun. Generally the bark is worse than the bite, though.
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Currently on thot patrol
>>
How do I trigger Mexicans?
>>
I really hate niggers
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wssh_J9TXY
>>
dressing as hitler oin your coutnry
yes or no?
>>
BOO
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>>66822488
Aww shit!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcMA3MnQ9ng

that feel when no pretend-lesbian russian pop star gf
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZ2rdbDHM4
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>>66822488

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>66822207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GozIKV1fm6E
skip to 01:00
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>>66819843
It's fun
>>
>it's an alberta-kun threatens suicide episode
he should just do it already
>>
I was just telling that I got this girl before, and I was together since 3 years. I was not even cheating her or what. And Facebook arrived, she wanted me to accept her on Facebook. And I don't want it because I was like in front of her, and she told me like "Accept me on Facebook." It was virtual, means no sense. So I say "I'm in front of you, I don't need to accept you on Facebook." She started to be crazy. She thought that because I didn't accept her she thought I was cheating. She told me like, "it's over. I can't believe you." I said "come on you're crazy, because like yeah, I'm in front of you. I'm every day here in your house" That's, it means like it's jealousy. Pure jealousy for nothing.
>>
>>66822544

good stuff

whats that monster in the video supposed to be?
>>
>>66822530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h21Q-bOOsos
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Happy halloween friends!
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>>66822634
Thanks dude
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>>66822634
Sweden yes
>>
>>66822644
How do you display the 4chan pass thingy?
>>
>>66822634

Glad halloween
>>
Currently losing at super maro

>>66822634
Happy Halloween
>>
>>66822669
Type since4pass in the options field if you have a pass like me :)
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>>66822632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYDi9JadRqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I0GEnkjDDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2wJKMoEfI
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BOooooO!!!!~

ahahahaha

did i scare u /cum/-chan ?
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>>66822627
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lunch choices

Wendys
Tim hortons
Mcdonalds

Leaning towards mcdonalds desu
>>
>>66822634
Thanks Swede anon
>>
i totally can afford a 4chan pass
but i don't want to
>>
>>66822743
where have you been? haven't seen you around lately
>>
>>66822714
test
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Boo...
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>>66822757
Don't be a fat ass. Pick something healthy or skip lunch
>>
>>66822743

I'll get you for this
>>
>>66822821
i havent eaten since yesterday, and i only had one meal no way am i going to skip lunch
>>
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>>66822801
well i have school and a job and..a gf...

bubble bubble
>>
>>66816020
>tfw told my dad I read intelligent discussions on the internet
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>>66822850
you sound like a normie....
>>
>>66822391
nice, wit our boy Shkreli
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>>66822873
im not honest !!
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I'm bad at this game. Fuck halloween
>>
>>66822916
Normie Pls go
>>
>>66822916
definitely normie now.
congrats. you pass.
>>
https://youtu.be/Oac_O5u3Dnc
>>
http://youtu.be/SDIWLRvc7gQ

t u r n t
>>
>>66822965
>>66822873
Stop being a /R9K/ loser.
>>
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>>66822965
oww
>>
>>66822956

nice blurry picture, dummy
>>
>>66822804
:)
Good lad
>>
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>>66822813
STOP IT
>>
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>>66822902
No thot is safe from me

>>66822989
Trying my best
>>
>>66822916
dishonest people keep walking
>>
>>66822979

spooky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA
>>
gonna post some spoopy movies I've watched recently;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thMGgBHgzag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9KNEF471U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTGN0dcNhqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_if61qAZ044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dQC6pCLi28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilHmpETJgZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ubKy39kr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-vmnllEx1g
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>>66823117

>Phantom Carriage

mah nigga. I saw this a year or so and loved it
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>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>in /cum/

Who are these hotpocket-fueled asshats kidding?
>>
>>66823117
why the fuck havent we created a movie night?
>>
>>66823017
Yep, I'm fairly based desu
>>
>>66823257
well. devils advocate states that you have to at least have some fucking quality to what you post
>>
https://youtu.be/zGs9rZqnbBc
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
>>
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what are you eating friends?
I'm eating some cemola con leche and it's pretty delicious!
>>
We live in a society where Apple & BMW have replaced the church, everything is concerned with consumption and self gratification. Our ancestors are presented as simple minded, full of superstition and ignorant of scientific truth. I have always found it ironic that, often, those who put forward this viewpoint have only a superficial knowledge of mathematics and physics themselves. The majority of Nobel laureates in the sciences declare a religious affiliation. There was no reliable contraception until the mid sixties which acted as a constraint to casual sex. Sex education existed, but it was presented within the social values prevalent at the time. I was a young teenager in the late sixties, it was hard enough becoming an adult back then, but immeasurably harder for our children nowadays. Adults may provide them with more facts now, but a death of ethical values at best, and just unfettered consumerism at worst. They are not going to have happy, fulfilled, lives by simply buying the latest iPhone.
>>
>>66823312
*sharts at u*
>>
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CEASE YOUR FAGGOTRY
>>
>>66823257
I kek whenever I get that message.
>>
>>66823388
grilled cheese :^)
>>
>>66823388

lots and lots of candy
>>
>>66823416
posting cock and anime girls is /b/ tier.
>>
>>66823312
>thread full of weeb shit and other assorted retardation
>quality

wew
>>
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>We live in a society where Apple & BMW have replaced the church, everything is concerned with consumption and self gratification. Our ancestors are presented as simple minded, full of superstition and ignorant of scientific truth. I have always found it ironic that, often, those who put forward this viewpoint have only a superficial knowledge of mathematics and physics themselves. The majority of Nobel laureates in the sciences declare a religious affiliation. There was no reliable contraception until the mid sixties which acted as a constraint to casual sex. Sex education existed, but it was presented within the social values prevalent at the time. I was a young teenager in the late sixties, it was hard enough becoming an adult back then, but immeasurably harder for our children nowadays. Adults may provide them with more facts now, but a death of ethical values at best, and just unfettered consumerism at worst. They are not going to have happy, fulfilled, lives by simply buying the latest iPhone.
>>
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>>66823423
>>
>>66823481
what about anime girl cock?
>>
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>>66823423
>Talk about ceasing faggotry
>Wears assless chaps

Why were knights such a hypocrites.
>>
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>>66823388
Actually, i'm drinking some beer desu.

Also, i'm playing Smash 4 on my 3ds.

Feels good.
>>
>>66823528
>anime girl cock
for real intellectuals
>>
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bgkju
>>
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>>66823528
absolutely fine.
>>66823494
you are right. Wtf, I hate this chinese anti procreation training symposium now.
>>
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Fedora post all you want, I have no fear for I am on the side of righteousness
>>
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Dance to the Music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixnQ2ulJHJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcLf1teDRvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yomxVTaX19Y
>>
I'm wasting my youth sitting at home by myself on Halloween because I'm a beta autist with no social skills.
>>
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>>66823411
>looks like a pasta
>can't find any other instances of it

Fedora-pilled
>>
What is this thread for
>>
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Canada and Mexico are the best neighbors ever ! ! !

<3333 x o x o
>>
>>66823585

shit, that wasnt the one I was thinking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY3hoodBGiU
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>>66823645
a/s/l?
>>
>>66823516
>>66823550
I SAID CEASE IT
>>
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>>66823690
>Canada is the best neighbor ever ! ! !

FT—r*ddit—FY
>>
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>>66823671
>>
>>66823645
Same desu. I can hold a convo for a little bit but everything just starts to fall apart because of my anxiety.
>>
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is Jumanji actually spooky?

also have a greentext probably won't have top quality
>>
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>>66823683
It's a general, so shitposting.
>>
>>66823707
19/m/SoCal
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>>66823752

>m
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>>66823733
degeneracy?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c

dont open if u are vulnerable to spoops
>>
Any girls here
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>>66823752
Sorry too far for me to drive.
>>
Drinking by myself lads haha
>>
>>66823849
Without penises, no.
>>
>>66823748
generals usually have some descriptions though? Is this a general for comparing our countries' women? An extremely broad /soc/-like hookups? Or do we literally talk about seminal fluids to prove which nation has the whitest, stickiest, biggest loads?
>>
>>66823885
I'm fine with girl dick
>>
>>66823885
How else would you want them?
>>
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>>66823790
not on my watch
>>
>>66823889
from what I can tell, it's just a topicless conversations. what does /CUM/ stand for?
>>
>>66823739
Yep, I hate tumblr shits who say they have an anxiety disorder for special snowflakeness. Actually having one is fucking misery, I'm a total loser because of it.

>>66823850
No worries m8, it's like this every year I'm used to it.
>>
>>66823952
>a topicless conversation
welcome to /int/ lad
>>
>>66823889
whatever you want
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>>66823889
Those things seem in some small way at least constructive, this is just a general for NAFTA flags to shitpost.

If you have a serious question you may get 1-2 replies.
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>I'm fine with girl dick
>>
>>66823952
China Uganda Moldova
>>
>>66824014
Canada
United States
Mexico
I get it now, thanks for clearing things up friendo leaf
>>
NEW
THREAD
/WHEN/
>>
>>66824024
same 2bh
>>
>>66823117
>>66823249
yanks liking Victor Sjöström joint from '21?
i have to see this now
>>
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>>66823729
no ! I love Mexico too !
>>
>>66824096
Make one you lazy doo doo head
>>
>>66824137
>>66824137
>>66824137
>>
>>66823742
a few parts might be spooky to kids but it's more of an adventure movie, I don't think it's really supposed to be scary. I loved that movie so much as a kid.
>>
>>66824190
>>66824190
>>66824190
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>>66824222
>being this late
Thread posts: 325
Thread images: 100


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