Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste Edition
>>66800489
shit edition
2D
*sticks chewing gum to the underside of table*
>>66800450
I imagine its like wanking except you wank while inside another person
done a vote for hillary
cute brit bois
Just got back from my trip to Italy lads
Beautiful little place it is
>>66800515
Good lad
Why the fuck do I share a sleeping pattern with a bunch of NEETs when I literally have to get up and do shit tomorrow.
>>66800514
its much more exhausting
covered in sweat whenim done
>>66800528
red california
>>66800522
poor bloke looks like a magician
>>66800529
I have a job but my work schedule is irregular.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>66800536
lads here don't know what they're missing desu
and this is the reason why trump will become the next president of the United States
http://www.jpost.com/US-Elections/Donald-Trump/Ivanka-Trump-says-her-father-will-move-US-embassy-to-Jerusalem-100-percent-if-elected-471113
Me and my bf
>>66800582
despise yanks
>>66800531
>16-18
>can shag like a hare on md
>23
>15 minutes and i'm sweating like a nonce in mamas & papas
sleeping on the couch is too convenient
>This sign was erected by a 91 year old Holocaust survivor. His first one was stolen so he installed security cameras to watch it - and I will forever be grateful for his support! -DJT
>>66800612
Enjoy your back pain
he is the next Hitler!!!
bf sent me this
>>66800623
>erected
Bit gay
>Canadian Billionaires Want This Video Removed
>picture of Vladimir Putin looking concerned
Are Canadian billionaires incahoots with Putin or is Putin a Canadian billionaire?
Really made me think
any londoners here?
tell me about redcliffe square
found some address in my dad's notes
Is the fucking yank election finish yet?
>>66800709
oh bugger off you complete and utter spacker
>>66800678
pedo ring where fathers sell off their sons
>>66800678
Thats in chelsea, high end housing, nice place and off the high street and still all the old buildings- expensive.
I go through chelsea a lot, think i walked past or near that square once when the trains were out of service.
>>66800795
i'm not askin' about american london where you possibly from
just got back from my first normie party in ages
>>66800851
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can't believe it
a brit in /cum/
don't they know that's not their general?
actually the party was more full of chavs i'd say
whatever our version of chavs is
>>66800851
halloween party perhaps?
Fuck Off Normie Trash
>>66800921
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did a few shots then drove home lol I am the danger
>>66800939
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had sex too
no one cares
>Normies
>>66800945
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>>66800953
need to write a paper lads
anyone wanna help
>>66800973
FOY
Fuck Off Yank
>>66800986
FOM
realized
Happy Halloween!!
FOP
>>66800842
tnx anon
if anybody can say something informative too i would be thankful
>>66801019
Stfu nerd
>>66801028
FOM
>>66801029
FOR
>>66801030
FOY
hahahaha
>>66801048
>>66801055
I have a word for you too
FOM
I've seen every episode of Downton Abbey 12 times
FOL
>>66801055
FOM
>>66801066
eh aboot
>>66801069
FOY
>>66801029
Not much else to say. Its just houses m8, probably the address of a friend or more-than-a-friend
Fuck Off Pirate
>>66801028
FOM
FOP
wow BTFO
>>66801086
>>66801095
Last train a running between the waters with the power lines
Last train a running around the hill
Last train's a leaving on the quarter hour's time
Last chance to catch your last thrill
>>66801098
FOY
>>66801112
eh aboot
>>66801112
eh aboot
nu doot aboot it eh
Business Idea: Midget UFC league
>>66801127
>>66801133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsokkO0o3bw
business idea: enslave canadians
Americans are a race of slaves
>>66801177
I'm already financially enslaved to the system, man.
Do you ever wonder if we're living in a simulation?
I don't think so desu but its weird how popular the idea is even among intelligent people, I guess its for similar reasons as to why people believe in Aliens
>tfw the system financially enslaves you
truly the worst feel
>>66800489
I am also a gentleman of fine taste
>>66801351
it doesn't have to
I have several sources of passive income and could survive off them if necessary, it wouldn't be great but it would be better than nothing.
>>66801340
50/50 chance, i sometimes think its all a simulation and nothing is real
>tfw you have no sources of passive income
truly a reprehensible state of being
>>66801378
seems just like some "modern" Gnosticism if anything, just with positivist trappings to do away with any metaphysical ghosts.
/cum/ is a shithole
>>66801384
no mate fuck off
doing a poo
How is south England like?
>>66801390
Yeah i suppose, have the occasional existential crisis late at night. I do believe in ghosts, I'm pretty superstitious, thats catholicism for you.
>>66801411
Varies from pleasant to mundane urban development
>>66801411
Cold, dreary, and wet. Just like the rest of it.
lads
should I go back to bed or should I wander the streets of denver until dawn?
>>66801462
Go to the park, watch sunrise, contemplate your existence
>>66801462
Walk around and take pics and post them to /brit/
It's my birthday for another hour so you have to do it
>>66801429
>tfw have an existential crisis every night for a month every couple of years
>tfw it straight up gives me the only panic attacks I've ever suffered in my life
>have to sit up straight in bed or I feel like I'm asphyxiating in a coffin kind of panic attacks
Pretty strange and bad feeling desu.
>>66801493
>tfw actually started crying at the concept of death
>>66801491
happy birthday anon
>>66801526
Cheers laddo
>>66801491
Happy Birthday Burger friend
ANON hahaahaha
>>66801478
Parks are closed
>>66801491
Okay I'm thinking about it. But it's dark so I don't know what I can take pictures of.
>>66801462
Many happy returns
>>66801548
just find a bench with a view then
>tfw the ssri anxiety kicks in
>>66801541
Thanks m80
>>66801548
Just whatever. Even a street light so we know what your local is like and snap away as you walk around
>>66801563
hello thailad
>>66801564
>>66801572
alright I'll leave within the hour
>>66801584
hello
>>66801584
also do a dab in the middle of the street lol
>>66801584
>within the hour
Fuck that. Go now or you won't go.
Don't be a bitch about it
done a warm cummy all over my little faggot face :)
>>66801584
alright lad, very excited
gotta leave my lights off all night and pretend i'm not home in case any brats show up at my door
>>66801636
>>66801598
A weed dab? I could
>>66801625
I'm leaving in about 15
>>66801678
>Trick or treat
>Smell my feet
>Give me something good to eat
>>66801710
Go right now
Before I get too drunk and pass out
about time for the early morning wage cucks to wake up
>>66801710
If you meet anyone pretend to be German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doPR-6X9h7c
>>66801724
Just need to piss and grab my keys
>>66801764
Pics outside your door/house/apt
Trump has destroyed the republican party, and if he doesn't win, republicans will never have the chance to win, unless they start supporting trannies
>Tim Hortons waitress in Montreal breaks down after...
>Picture has a woman crying and holding stacks of 50 Euro bills
Doing an INTENSE ponder on this one
>>66801779
Cool
>>66801779
Could be worse
2 hours sleep
Got to catch the bus in 30 minutes and still.in bed
End me. Wish I could go back to being NEET
>>66800500
get rekt sand niggers
>>66801837
No sleep, got a train in an hour, hoping to keep myself going with a hot chocolate and something hot
>>66801771
>>66801837
iktf don't wanna go to work in 7 hours.
Should really go to bed right now.
Night /brit/.
>>66801779
>Trump has destroyed the republican party
That's exactly why conservatives are supporting him.
Same reason Sanders got so much support.
>>66801862
>>66801873
Go Lad Go
>>66801870
Thats a very comfy picture which has just made me feel very misplaced and lonely
>>66801779
>>66801885
not too long ago, one of his sons said that bill clinton is a great friend :0)
kids are already outsisde
>>66801873
Sort of bleak but it has something to it
Nice being in such a quiet place built for people
>>66801903
open the door and scream at one of them
>>66801903
Just get drunk
Kids are funny if you're not diddler
>>66801903
>>66801918
HAHAHAHA
>>66801892
~20 minutes until I'm downtown
>>66801902
told the mum i was upset for being circumcised and she just laughed at me
>>66801934
Looks pretty nice
What's the temp? What are you wearing?
>>66801934
What are you thinking of?
>>66801893
Have a good day, coz.
:-(
Would heem the lot of you given the chance
>>66801967
Might try to get a selfie with a hobo
i could probably be a soft 7 if i tried
:-)
>>66801951
55f. Small sweatshirt and jeans
>>66801956
/brit/
>>66801960
Thanks leaf anon. The pattern on the bed reminded me of when i was little,strange how much has changed since then
>>66801934
get a marker do some tags
>>66802008
I think about what animals i could take on when i am on long boring walks
>>66802025
Not sure where I'll find one at this hour
>>66801967
mexicANO
>>66802047
I want a corgi so badly
Imaged: shitty student housing
>>66802052
convenience store maybe should have them?
>>66802080
What's the deal with your filenames?
>>66802106
Looks like a Unix timestamp, I'm uploading straight to 4chan instead of saving it first
fuck off fucking scumbags
fucking weird when americans are like 'i'd move there in a heartbeat, but i want my guns'
are guns really that important
seem like a pretty useless thing in the grand scheme of it all
>>66802080
I meant as in which ones i could kill in a fight with like a knife but cool, dogs are nice. I have a dog.
would move to the uk in a second if they allowed guns desu
>>66802151
don't you have more important things to think about than someone else's priorities?
>>66802132
Fo sho
>>66802151
Gun wankers love their fucking guns
>>66802151
Idk, if i had an expensive hobby which i really liked which i would have to get rid of to move somewhere i would be a little hesitant
>>66802167
Dogs are bitches, I could destroy any one.
>>66801799
i didnt block the old ads but these ones are too much
fuck hiro
>>66802132
very empty
>>66802167
Pics of doggos
>>66802226
It's 1am
>>66802217
Yeah but dogs are pets, wouldn't fight one unless its like a german shepherd or a pitfall trying to kill you.
Just thinking if i could kill a black bear, maybe with a sword but I'm semi-confident i could beat it in a fight with a chair or other object.
>>66802262
>you
>>66802228
Posted my doggo here before
>>66802151
I'm pretty sad that I can't bring my guns to Asia and will likely have to sell most of them.
>>66802278
>most of them
how many guns do you have you weirdo?
>>66802272
Would lose to that dog desu
REALLY cannot be arsed to go work today my lids
Just a few blocks from downtown lads
>>66802274
Dawww is that a golden retriever?
How are Goldens perceived in Britland?
>>66802288
He wants to move to taiwan and get a gook, of course he is weird
do NOT fancy going to work today lads
>>>/pol/95332681
ah yes climate change denial
hmmm i'd much rather NOT attend work today laddos.
>>66802306
Yeah, everybody loves retrievers. Here she is out on a walk
>>66802274
definitely think ive seen that doggo here before :^)
>>66802320
americans don't like things that take effort like recycling. pretending climate change isn't real helps them feel ok about not giving a shit about the planet desu
>>66802288
four of them
my parents said they will only hold onto my rifle, which is my favorite anyways.
Market St
>>66802339
This one ?
climate change is bullshit
>>66802356
that's the one
>>66802350
the fact that even if, IF climate change 'isn't real' at least environmental damage, decreasing amounts of wildlife and pollution in general should be serious concerns for the globe
>>66802357
fucking GRONK
Doggo theme song
https://youtu.be/NPQCra8FEew
>>66802357
you are an idiot.
www.ipcc.ch
now fuck off.
>>66802351
pretty
>>66802371
Funny how people remember things, do love my dog though. You have one?
>>66802355
best state flag desu
>>66802389
>>66802381
((((((mexican intellectuals)))))) believe in the climate change
>>66801859
*hugs*
Let's be tired lads together
*slaps your boipucci*
>>66802389
ah yes, (((government))) information
>>66802381
>the fact that even if, IF climate change 'isn't real' at least environmental damage, decreasing amounts of wildlife and pollution in general should be serious concerns for the globe
they should, but if it impacts on how amerifats live from day to day, which things like reducing pollution would, then they won't do it desu.
>>66802415
yeah I have 3 dogs
Historic 16th st pedestrian mall
>>66802448
sad but very true
How do I make money without getting up this early and wageslaving all week? Ffs
>>66802430
*hugs back*
lets just make it through the day
yeah, trump is the saviour of the white race, thanks god he is going to force our government to pay for the wall
>>66802507
i'm a wealthy, lonely baron
do things for me and i send you money
now dance insect
>>66802466
what breed? picture?
>>66802448
pollution and similar thinsg are the bigger threat anyways
idk why they always pushed 'climate change' as the big thing when it is very vague and much more difficult to understand than pollution/contamination is.
besides reducing pollution and restoring habitat would help the climate issues on the grand scale anyways.
really climate change only hurts itself since its mostly a tool of globalists to create a "global" issue beyond any of our control or lifetimes, meanwhile it distracts from far more meaningful local efforts such as restoring marshland or forests.
Is that ozzy still here? I might buy a marker and make some /brit/ tags
>>66802544
2 poodles and a golden retriever
Here is one of them performing ear maintenance
>>66802635
Yank retrievers look different, thats interesting.
They look adorable
public holiday tomorrow lads
evening beys
Postan doggo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wqg-9bJV0
>>66802676
idk I've seen some that look like your dog
i think mine is half of the red golden retriever like pic related
>>66802721
10/10 would do a pet
>>66802600
link people here
got a drunk text at 4am lads
have to pretend I was happy she had a good time (I refused to go out).
Hey lads I bought a new wallet yesterday, it's aesthetic as fucc
>(2.46 MB, 4640x2610)
ah yes...and i for one...willl....NOT...be viewing a single pixel of this image
your finger look so weird
>>66802748
alri /fa/
>>66802745
Why?
>>66802782
aight thailad
>>66802809
I hadn't really thought about it that far
>>66802746
why aren't you happy she had a good time?
>>66802748
stubby little thumb
probably have a small willy desu
>>66802748
>decorations on your wallet
>weaboo runes
>a fucking leaf
>fake leather
WORST wallet in existence, the only way you could top it would be to put velcro on it
>>66802833
jealousy mostly
not really a fan of the thought of her surrounded by lecherous blokes in a dingy bar 2bh
is it wrong?
>>66802861
perhaps a chain too haha
DONT WANNA GO TO WORKKKK
>>66802881
Nah but who is she to you? Oneitis or the so-called gf?
>>66802886
Haha
>>66802860
Wouldn't you like to know?
>>66802861
Not gonna tell you know much I paid for it
>>66802898
we've been dating for a week
watching south park
bit childish this show is. should I give it up?
used to think it was funny when i was younger
>>66802881
i'd feel the same way i think
>like the eggs on valdeez
where have I heard that from
>>66802910
GOOD FUCKING LAD
If she's texting you at 4am it means she's thinking about ye at 4am, very good sign
Congratz you absolute legend
Play it cool for now though, don't crack up when she goes out with her mates or any of that
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>66802962
*beheads you*
Heh, nothing les cartels amigo
can't believe this lad has a gf who is thinking of him at 4 am lol
>>66802927
yeah its mostly for teens
>>66802946
are you sure?
I will just text her at midday and say I hope she had a good time or something
>>66802978
Positive lad, promise ye it's a good thing. When a girl is smashed off her head, and can't even walk straight but still has you on her mind and is texting away hoping you're up, it's definitely good
>>66802978
Ask how it was instead.
>>66803000
alright, thanks, I feel a bit better about it now. I'll stop posting about it then, I don't want to be a fucking bore.
Now I'm in downtown denver and I have no idea what to do because none of the 24 hour shops have markers
>>66803028
Who cares, post till your heart's content lad, pay no attention to what anonymous wankers think
>>66803051
periscope
i will heem anyone who trick or treats my house tonight
have a history question for you lads (im not too bright)
what was going on on the island of great britain prior to the arrival of the so-called anglo-saxons?
>>66803028
Also this >>66803009
ah yes...the aching pain in the lungs from ciggy over-consumption...excellent
mmm okay
>>66803000
>tfw saw an old photo of me with a group of friends and one girl in particular who was next to me was standing leaning right into me and everything
>remembered she used to call me all the time when she was drunk
he's only gone and done it again, missed signals from a girl! the absolute madman!!
>>66803077
Brito-Romans maintained a similar government to that left by the Romans ,except had a king.
>>66803091
Happens to the best of us lad don't dwell on it
Now ye know for future reference
>>66803094
did the anglos come in and integrate or conquer?
Just went to drink a milkshake lads
It was mouldy though so I didn't
>>66803091
learning experience lad
>tfw I was literally asked out by this girl I fancied and I said no
>>66803128
Sort your life out tbphwyf
>>66803134
Why?
>>66803067
I doubt anyone would actually watch
>>66803134
>>66803119
i would say that at this point, i've done it with a solid 10 to 15 girls hahah
>>66803067
Oh yeah, and I don't have unlimited data
>>66803139
Until uni I lived like a complete shut in and had no experience at all with girls.
Even though we were flirting heavily at the time I just didn't have the experience to handle the situation and I panicked.
>>66803148
Good man
>>66803144
>>66803167
I'm out of ideas..
>>66803170
Fair enough i suppose, as long as ye know now
>>66803148
>i would say that at this point, i've done it with a solid 10 to 15 girls hahah
THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL
THE PAIN IS JUST TOO REAL
Buffalo
what's for brekkie lads?
>>66803190
yeah, although I have done it a couple of times since I think I'm past it now.
>>66803202
>>66803173
>>66803051
go to a dude weed shop
>>66803216
Good on ye, keep it up
>>66803215
I had a golden oat bar and a mouldy milkshake
>>66803241
was it meant to be a healthy milkshake or something like this
>>66803215
probably a bowl of muesli
>>66803215
Just had my morning methadone hit
>>66803313
>potatoes for breakfast
state of you 2bh
I hope trump fix this problem by showing to Putin who's the boss!!
>>66803313
fan of this gimmick
>>66803215
500g of quark
just had my wake-up shot of heroin into the basilic vein
>>66803215
Half a pack of cigarettes and as many cups of tea as I can drink while smoking all those cigs
dude weed
>>66803342
sounds like plan
might switch the tea with coffee though because it tastes so good with a ciggy
I remember the name of every girl I ever shagged and the circumstances of the first shag with each of them
>>66803342
you reminded me i only have one smoke left
thanks
>>66803355
pretty sure everyone here does ;)
>>66803346
>yanks can roll cones
>>66803366
I may have had several shags while blacked out so that's not counting those haha
had a lot of sex this year
want to smoke a full weed joint with a brit who's never done it
>>66803382
most can't
>>66803400
Anyone who's been to uni comes out of those 4 years with decent to great blunt and joint rolling skills
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37819682
the state of holland
>>66803435
Not cone rolling though
>>66803438
that's part of the show, if they raelly want somenone to get shut it down, they just kill the person
Morning /brit/ is dead
>A controversial plan to set up so-called "fix rooms" to allow drug addicts to inject safely under supervision in Glasgow is likely to get the go-ahead.
>Under that proposal, users would be given medical-grade heroin to inject under supervision.
wew lads