Coasties are cocksleeves Edition
First for queen of /cum/
>>66795862
If you live on the coast, your thread would have been number one.
>>66795862
>>66795852
>>66795852
>Anime posters in charge of new threads
>>66795935
But that thread is also anime
>Canadian education
>>66795862
I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH CANADA LADS
>>66795978
Kinky sex best sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sLYNwevDQ&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DY7sLYNwevDQ&has_verified=1
>east coast
lmao
>he doesnt live on the coast
>he doesnt live on the west coast
how embarassing
>>66795862
Now is your time OP
oh look, your shitty ass thread has use after all.
The eternal leaf
>>66799468
wtf i hate canadians now
>>66799468
We strike again
>>66799468
What is this?
>>66799493
bro, Marilyn Monroe was looser than a greased up pig
>>66799518
quite a comparison
mind telling me how you know how loose a greased up pig is?
>>66799518
Now you know why.
>>66799530
because I visited your mother yesterday
Unironically use women's shampoo buds. Smells way better and feels better on the hair.
Guys ive been planning for weeks to lose my virginity to an escort but now that it's real I'm too scared to actually message one.
Should i go through with it?
I'm 25 btw.
>>66799563
Rekt
>>66799578
>implying you'll get any (You)s
>>66799578
Sup dood
>>66799563
I thought rape was illegal...
>>66795862
sauce on these qts please
>>66799589
Just do it lad
who else /sleepy/ here??
miso horni
>>66799578
>>66799624
>9 PM
>sleepy
>>66799624
Very comfy pepe
>>66799631
>>66799631
>>66799622
>>>/int/asean
>>66799642
I'M THE SCATMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDAA2Ih4XAs
>>66799622
>>66799662
/asean/ is super comfy desu
>>66799598
(You)
>>66799567
pretty normal thing tbqh, I'd wager most guys do
postin
Went to a party and hung out with a girl I liked for a lot of it. We went up to the balcony and talked/joked around. It felt really good to be close to her. I didn't want it to end. It was ruined when my friend who was looking for me came onto the balcony and joined in our conversation.
>>66799722
Thanks.
Ask a guy who just got hugged by a girl anything!
I've never seen an extra flag poster as Baja Sur, but here's my pic btw.
(Left = Baja Sur. Right = Baja.)
>>66799740
have you ever been hugged by a girl?
>>66799740
Big tits front hug?
Best hug tbqh.
Have not seen this in a long time. Let's update it.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1671302&location=United%20States&add=1#
>>66799747
Is Baja a safe/nice region? Is it productive?
>>66799740
How does it feel not being a virgin anymore?
>>66799754
Boner
>>66799740
Small tits front hug?
Best hug tbqh.
>>66799740
What is your secret
>>66799589
Just be safe bud.
>>66799777
Safe: No.
Nice: A lot of people lives here, also there's a lot of interesting stuff you can see here. We're trying to be nice with tourists everytime, so i would say yes.
>>66799777
Its full of whitey I'll tell you what
>>66799795
>>66799875
honestly thought her thumb was a penis for a second or two
>>66799875
VANCOUVER
Wish I lived in Quebec city.
california is the best state
>>66799940
Urban planning and architecture is horrible, but that goes for most of the US anyways.
I made a map. Really makes you do that thinking thingy.
>>66799940
>>66799956
Both mostly correct.
>>66799940
>>66799940
Actually, i'm considering to travel to California, but i don't know, is it worth it?
>>66799889
>>66799899
>>66799940
Good, good, invite the foreigners.
California?
s*cal is the worst state
I can't believe he did this Jesus Christ
>tfw no asian gf
>>66800066
He looks a bit disgusted tbqh
>>66799940
CHI
>>66799956
Geography and climate slaughter every other state.
I want an asian gf buds
>>66800066
He's more pro lgbt than people like to think
>>66800069
This is a rough feeling.
>>66799991
depends where you're going
Its expensive, though
>>66799598
>(You)
test
>>66800066
>Early 2015:
>"Melania, bet I can make the Repbulican party kick out illegals, ban muslims and like gays"
>October 2016
Status: Absolute Madman
>>66800109
The only flag an American should posses is the American flag
t. sieg heil pro
>>66799889
Same here, and I thought it was a really big nipple in the THUMBnail
>>66799940
Ven aqui, amigo.
Los gueros en poder nos quieren
>>66800069
>>66800094
>wanting the most common women on the planet
Just go to Asia you lazy fucks, you could probably bring back enough wives for half of 4chan.
>>66800137
I'm a fascist too. But if he wants to appeal to the modern American populace he should appeal towards the lgbt community. He's advocated/supported far longer than Clinton
>>66800069
>>66800094
Just go to college and ask one out.
>>66800132
>kick out illegals
>ban muslims
>surprising in the absolute slightest
Is this -
What is this
>>66800191
I'm in college
They all want Chang, not below average whitey
>>66800208
Keep trying if you're that interested. In any case trolling a Taiwanese 9/11-reenactment forum isn't going to get you anywhere.
>I'm a fascist too. But if he wants to appeal to the modern American populace he should appeal towards the lgbt community. He's advocated/supported far longer than Clinton
>>66800193
>>66800094
german foot fetish guy using a proxy?
>>66800262
no, its the """""""""""""german""""""""""""" not even using his proxy
>Canadians literally can't buy lead based solder
Am I being memed? The lead free stuff is garbo
>>66800208
>They all want Chang
You must be really below average to think that bud.
>>66800262
Almost certainly.
Nice proxy btw.
An A press actually has three parts to it.
>>66800293
>>66800293
As are shaped like triangles
Triangles are made of three lines
Traingles are the strongest shape
Idiot
>>66800293
proofs?
>>66800282
The fobs? Yeah, they do. They only want Chang
>>66800279
>https://www.amazon.ca/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2/153-1140100-6385305?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=solder&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Asolder
You are in fact, being memed.
An H press actually has ten parts to it.
do you lack empathy? (aka have aspergers)
>get new phone
>lose all of my /cum/ baby pictures
REEEE
>>66800340
comfy bebi
>>66800174
I don't understand gays that are so invested into their sexualities that they won't vote for someone as if the candidate in question is going to holocaust all of them
t. homosexual pro
Why does /pol/ hate atheists?
You'd think a board with a might makes right mentallity wouldn't be as theistic as they are
>>66800326
Have you tried talking to them?
REALLY need a mexibro to post baby
>>66800373
Yeah I hit on them all the time at work
>>66800372
Reddit-tier atheists ruin it.
>>66800372
Have you tried talking to them?
>>66800334
0.5x a presses
>first world country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb4rImsph0
A Z press actually has 26 parts to it.
>>66800383
Then I'm not really sure what you're saying, in Canada fobs generally stick to their own but half of them want to get some White cock while they are in University.
>>66800417
Black people. See >>66799970
>>66800417
Everyone already knows America is just a less shitty version of Brazil.
>>66800405
I casually lurk and their christian boards are comfy but they don't really afhere to Christian moral values
>>66800417
will never get tired of hearing that slap
An ß press actually has .5 parts to it.
>>66800445
her skin turned white after that smack.
>>66800443
No shit, if you actually want to live by the bible, you'd live in a communistic collective.
Only cultists actually do that.
>>66800418
its only 25, W is really UU
>>66800443
>they don't really afhere to Christian moral values
I wonder why? :^)
>>66800496
canada bringing the bants
can i offend canadians?
>Neighbors have some halloween witch thing that keeps going off in the middle of the night
>Dog proceeds to bark at it and wake me up
>>66800496
following some old man im any way defeats the whole point of what christanity.
>>66800508
No, life under Trudeau has made us too cynical.
>>66800508
No!
I drank tea for the first time ever (as in actual tea, not the powder shit) and I feel really calm and comfy right now.
>>66800524
And he won't even bring back the hookers. I hate you Canada.
>trump still losing
>overhyped a fake email scandal
J
U
S
T
T
>tfw was gonna make a funny aussie joke but I forgot where I was going with it midway through
>>66800542
>He's turning British
>>66800542
they actually make powdered tea?
wtf
>>66800555
dubs and trips don't like
>>66800551
You're going to have legal cannabis before we do.
Weedman can't even live up to his fucking memes.
>>66800475
>>66800496
>tfw used to be a compassionate christian and shit
>pastor started promoting syrian immigration and BLM
>We started having muslims come in constantly and talk about how Islam and christianity are compatible
>I realize through this that the meek shall inherit notbing and that turning the other cheek only makes a problem worse
I identify now as a deist but paganism seems interesting and theirs a small greek pagan group near me. One of my friends in the group is offering me to go to one of their meetings. I'm pretty tempted.
>>66800580
Some of us already do, tbqh
>>66800555
why do people do the kek wills it bs on pol?
>>66800581
>neo-pagan shit
Pathetic tier LARPing
>>66800588
sad, sad people circlejerking
>>66800508
How can you offend what doesn't exist?
>>66800555
plz be my ai gf
Pati's almost on, buds.
>>66800602
They don't eally belive in the gods and stories as literal. They more just use them as a basis for morals and veiws
>>66800586
More states are voting on it down ballot this election, you will have more Americans legally able to smoke marijuana than all Canadians put together soon.
>>66800581
WE WUZ ANCENT EUROPEANS AND SHEIT
What the fuck is wrong with Americans
>>66800615
>tfw
>>66800631
Gay.
Pathetic-tier LARPing confirmed.
>>66800637
Just people trolling on the internet son
>>66800581
Only fucking weirdo autists become pagan.
>>66800632
Not that hard given that there are more Californians than Canadians, but still, eventually it'll be so common that weed tourism won't be a thing anymore.
>>66800637
My College House issued a statement that they will not tolerate any sort of offensive costume.
what spooky movies are you watching tomorrow, /cum/?
Im going with Suspiria, Videodrome, the Amityville Horror, and ITGP,CB
nobody reply to this post please I'm testing some things
>>66800606
>Orange county
Are you that guy who flipped off Trump's Hollywood star and got memed on?
@66800674
k
>>66800670
the exorcist
>>66800659
>California
What are the odds of that actually passing there though?
>>66800677
no but tell me more
>tfw can't find my glasses
>tdw out of contacts
>>66800685
50/50 I think
>>66800685
It almost did in like 2009. The bill was poorly written so it didn't.
>>66800685
more likely than you think
>>66800685
very probably unfortunately
>>66800650
>>66800659
Also
>white americans LARPing as native americans
Why do they do this?
>>66800685
It's so fucking normal here no one cares if it's legal except central valley weirdos.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11542617
>>66800721
Just another excuse for a slutty costume, albeit a somewhat controversial one as you've posted.
>>66800716
Well, it's inevitable nationwide 3bh
When is Canada going to have a North American Amsterdam?
I fucking hate my life
>>66800721
it convenient to say whatever you want when you claim you are x. People really do pull muh herritage a lot here.
>>66800762
What is British Colombia
>>66800742
im gonna bully you nerd
>>66800762
Never.
Weedman is a lying faggot.
Montreal would be great for this.
>>66800789
>British Colombia
>>66800799
Yeah Montreal is perfect.
>>66800789
Rightful american clay
Ok, I have to go now, /cum/
Please make sure to take care of Canada.
Have a good night!
>>66800777
That's not why it's a Halloween costume, though.
>>66800799
>>66800814
These
>>66800798
But books....are a fun way of hearing others tboughts and veiwpoints.....r..right?
A niece of mine didn't know what 'crippled' means, then I went to tell her mother how dumb she is. Her mother didn't know either.
How uncommon is that word, wtf
>>66800742
>Ayn Rand
trashman.jpg
Make the right choice.
>>66800798
please bully my bum
>>66800840
>Political correctness is this effective
>>66800840
It seems they have rather crippling stupidity
>>66800816
good night
buenas noches
bonne nuit
sinilluarit
>>66800820
I've never seen anyone dress as indian, so idk.
>>66800843
>>>int/brit/
>tfw when no gf
>>66800840
they're fucking mentally retarded and crippled too.
>>66800843
>brits
>>66800827
you know what else is a fun way of hearing others thoughts and veiwpoints
I want canada to bully my and take back their clay
>>66800890
>you know what else is a fun way of hearing others thoughts and veiwpoints
Kindly asking for their opinions in a safe and open environment
>>66800858
Have you ever actually seen anyone?
>>66800901
>the midsouth
>ever mexican clay
>>66800901
This would honestly be the best thing ever, as long as there is a giant wall across that border
>>66800922
Going to the Mid South right now.
>>66800916
yes, believe it our not, I do go out the house.
>>66800943
dont know why you'd want to.
>>66800949
For the dank memes.
That map might be the weakest bait i've ever seen here.
DAE anyone else make maga
>>66800901
>Maryland, New Jersey, Delaware, Rhode Island and part of Virginia declared Free-states.
>bully me Canada
So are you the same fag saying this every night?
>>66800908
i know plenty about "open environments"
>>66800980
This one never fails with Euros.
good morning lads
>>66801003
Actually kek'd.
I think.
>only 4chan pass users can vote on banners
why is this allowed
fuck you, Gook moot
>>66801038
hasn't that been a thing since moot made passes
>2nd date with grill
>subject goes to interests
>I say I like jogging, history, and random knowledge
>she says she likes cooking, camping and humor
>I ask what kind of humor
>"You know those pictures you get from those imageboard websites, I like those, they're called memes"
>I jokingly say pepe
>She says "Haha pepe is kinda dying out."
>I ask her to show me memes
>it's a shit ton of reaction images, crusader memes, depression memes etc
>she has a folder called feelings
>138 pictures
>I ask if I can see it
>She doesn't look positive but says ok
>IT'S ALL WOJAKS
>this girl has more memes than me
I haven't told her that I like memes and I don't know how. I can't lose her lads.
Good morning, lettland.
Still plan on maybe moving to you when I graduate.
>>66801038
pure coincidence.
should i listen to hamster dance or cotton eye joe for an hour
>>66800992
LEWD
>>66801034
Good morning. Hopefully NATO stays strong and the Russians won't "liberate " you.
>>66801072
Both at the same time
>>66801079
you literally just paratrooped lads in, we good
>>66801061
Whoah, mama.
>saying you like jogging
>as an interest
>she still showed you her feels
Basically bulletproof.
>whoah mama
>>66801108
Enjoy our asian grill soldiers
beat my score senpaitachi
>>66801163
>Has political correctness gone too far?
don't care
>>66795999
Nice trips
I'd fuck Canada tbqh
>>66801180
87620
god dammit
>>66801193
same
>>66801180
>>66801322
I might try to stream tomorrow during the day
Hopefully my internet isnt too shitty
>be friends with this girl, lets call her Brittany
>not really interested in her at first
>another friend of mine who isn't really my friend(I kinda hate her but she's dating my friend) tried to get me to date her a while ago
>after a while I realize Brittany is a pretty cool lady
>I really want to romantically be with her because she's nice and stuff
>not sure if I should try
>I can't tell if she's interested
>we have a lot of mutual friends and we all hang out together and if I tried and it didn't happen or didn't work out it would make it awkward for them
>I don't want to give my sort of friend the satisfaction that I would be dating the girl she wanted me to
what do I do?
>>66801322
>tfw you had plans but they got cancelled and now this is all I will be doing
JUST
>>66801322
tfw have class and work for 13 hours straight tomorrow
>>66801342
Post some pics with her face blurred out or cropped, need to see to decide.
>>66801342
masturbate
then decide
>>66801322
i can catch the later half of the party
>>66801342
>asking /cum/ for gf help
i saw just risk it for the biscuit
>>66801407
This. Remove the bias from you before you judge.
happy halloween buds
much love
the squad~
ayayai feliz día de los muertoos
thankful errand
god dammit who invited /lat/
>>66801393
what does that matter?
I'm attracted to her as a person and stuff like that. She's decently pretty but nothing crazy. When we first met I just thought she was just OK but now I think she's a beautiful lady.
>>66801409
I can't ask my real friends because they'd probably tell her
>>66801407
>>66801420
already tried this
https://youtu.be/LeX0xUsDHKk
>>66801431
Happy Halloween lad
>>66801435
CHILE.
Does Chile have Halloween?
>>66801466
>I'm attracted to her as a person
>She's the type of girl that makes people talk about her personality
kek
>>66801492
I don't understand what you mean by this.
>>66801471
Jesus fucking christ.
My dad is listening to nazi marches in the other room and you bring that shit into MY /cum/
I fucking hate you.
cum more like semen lol
>>66801465
I'm sorry my patron
>>66795862
Source?
>>66801483
yes it has halloween!
i fucking hate it because if you don't have enough candy your house gets bombed with eggs
queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! querqueremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin! queremos jalobuin!
>>66801180
>>66801550
When I was a kid we would through toilet paper at mean people's houses
>tfw I never pulled pranks as a kid
why did I always have to be a goody two shoes
>>66801550
we get bombarded with eggs and if we ever dare to step outside and confront them we get paintballed
>>66801566
i never had an opportunity to throw toilet paper or eggs at people's houses, how does it feel?!
>>66801588
I went to an "enriched" school as a kid. What I miss most is not being able to randomly punch someone and start a race war in the school yard with no consequences.
Yes hello is this where the Halloween party is located?
>stuck with a seasonal job
>barely any education
>unemployed all winter
>currently unemployed
>no one will hire me even for a blue collar job
>doomed to remain poor forever
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>66801624
>>66801588
not even a bit of nicky nicky nine doors?
>>66801520
https://youtu.be/hrl4z47I7S0
>>66801600
It felt good. I would always do it to the bullies house. I felt like I was in control.
>>66801588
i only rolled a friend's friend house once, and her dad came out with a shotgun and pumped it yelling at us to run
he was probably having fun and it was in the middle of the suburbs
>>66801588
me too dude, if i tried to get some eggs or toilet paper my parents would say something like "you are not going to ask for candy if you do that"
>>66801589
just bring the broom, it always work
>>66801634
>nicky nine doors
its ding dong ditch you dork
....and no
>>66801628
Yes sir.
>>66801632
You're rich in /cum/
>>66801641
i don't get the american schools,why are bullies so common? because we never had any bully in my school
>>66801588
the only prank i pulled as a kid was taking my friends DS out of his backpack and forgetting to give it back
hahaha he really got pranked
>>66801694
I bet you saved over his pokemon games too, you monster
>>66801693
code of the schoolyard. Its be tough or get bullied. Its how men became men and nerds got run up the flagpole
>>66801634
>nicky nine doors
what
>>66801693
Alot of our families are failing/divorced. The kids have to deal with it and they take out their anger on others.
T. Former bully
>>66801588
I was quite fond of roof rattling, not so much a prank as just being an annoying little cunt.
Still enjoyed it though.
>>66801708
damn, i wish I was born in the U.S q.q
wew lad
>>66801713
you ring a person's doorbell and then run away. Only the toughest of the tough kids would risk it desu
>tfw the /cum/ halloween party is my first halloween party
>>66801749
BEAN'D
this year sucks so much halloween is on monday
>>66801763
if you do that you are the devil
>>66801726
>roof rattling,
what is this, throwing nuts and pine cones roofs?
>>66801749
glad my state has peanuts
>>66801778
>tfw I have class at 4
>>66801777
Nice digits bud
>>66801763
I did this all year round
>>66801820
What a round nose
>>66801777
>>66801820
not THICC enough
>>66801820
no
>>66801820
no but i could boop that nose
>>66801820
Too androgynous
>>66801820
>short hair
>brown hair and eyes
>pirate blouse
no
>>66801836
How 'bout DIS
>>66801793
You just launch small rocks continuously on some guys roof, It's primitive but it really pisses off the occupants.
really makes you think
>>66801881
>short brown hair
>somehow a negative
anyone wanna play osu?
>>66795862
meh ok.
>>66801835
>Hyder, Alaska and Stewart, BC
>the best example of the bro-tier relationship between Canada and the USA
Perfect
>>66801881
>muh long blonde
Faggots like you are whats making bitches dye their hair bottle blonde trash
>>66801889
meh
>>66801909
what is osu?
Make a new thread, dicklets
>>66801909
never played
what is it?
>>66801939
a rhythm game
>>66801905
Is that chen? Post more chen pls
>>66801966
Same artist, but it's his main project
>>66801964
oh, never heard of it.
you lads have ever make a drink of russian alkoholik drink "kvass"?
>>66801966
Pop team epic.
Has some 10/10 reaction images
>>66802034
not really, but I am sure I can get it here
THEY KNOW
>>66802482
>posting in the dead thread