/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

First for I wish I were white

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fuck the jannys edition

about to submit my resignation
oh boy my heart is pounding

>>66795894
what are you resigning from?

>there are people that will be in this thread that have never seen the ocean

Must suck to be landlocked

>>66795876
y?

>>66795894
Why?

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>mfw hot cocoa

>>66795918
The ocean smells like shit tb h

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I only post from my humble cottage in switzerland these days, friends

keep that in mind

>>66795852
...guys???

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>>66795933
>the ocean smells like shit

Kys lubber

>>66795920
I don't like having nigger lips

I want to be Mel Gibson

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>>66795935
>canada

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Oakland, the Oakland of the world.

>>66795955
That sucks ha

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Queen of /cum/.

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>>66795979
Yeah It does

>>66795946
>Be sailor
>Be gay
The closer you are to the ocean the gayer you are
hmm how curious

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Oh man, this november will be a f*cking mess.

>>66795973
>be Oakland
>get Vegas'd

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I literally just blackmailed my sister into giving me $5 or I'd tell mom that she eats food on the brand-new couch

>>66796030
>he didn't blackmail his sister for sex

Shitter

>>66796030
You're either underage or a huge, huge asshole of an adult.

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>>66796005
Sailors aren't gay. They fuck port whores and sometimes manatees pretending they are mermaids. Motorboat seamen are gay.

Also, remeber the age old adage: "It isn't gay if underway."

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>>66796030
Only $5?

You're not maximizing the situation

>>66796030
You have to be at least 18 years old to post here.

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>>66795933
What kind of India tier body of water have you been to? kek.

>>66795917
tutoring

>>66795923
Received a grant to work on a thing. Also, they keep expanding my hours and asking me to tutor a greater number of subjects.
I know a lot of people are unemployed and would say that I'm a dick for leaving a comfy job, but the opposite extreme is also kind of shit. I lose a lot of my productive time during the day and I don't want that to go on as the semester closes.

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>>66795941
from a certain flag, no longer post. maybe.

but still i have a knowledge of your cunning, tovarisch

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>there are people in this thread who've never gone whale watching
>they've never dined on fresh lobster after returning to land

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>>66796018
Wtf a post on here hasn't hurt me in a long time

Thanks, jerk.

>>66796100
lobster has got to be one of the most overrated foods in existence

>>66796113
doesnt mean it's not good

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>>66796070
>Be seaman
>Pronounced "Seemen"
Just like Semen

>Sailors aren't gay

>>66796085
San Fransisco smelt like garbage
New York was stinky too
But New Orleans was alright

>>66796125
it's okay

I wouldn't really go as far as to call it "good"

>>66796089
Why would it be hard to resign? No need to shake qt

>>66796070
Navy seamen are pretty fucking gay actually

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>>66796001
Poor Urkel

>>66796144
well that's because you have a leaf on your flag

>>66796130
>San Francisco

Isn't that the public shitting capital of the USA though?

>>66796166
Hello friend

Can I have Canadian gf

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>>66796085
What's the tidal range where you are? In places with sandy beaches and small tides it only ever smells like the salt air. In places with rocky shores and extreme tides the low tide has a light smell of rotten fish and seaweed. Of course real men love this smell.

>>66796100
This

>>66796113
Fuck you and your retarded palate. Unless you're a naughty 19th century child or indentured servant then close your mouth about lobster.

>>66796130
>>66796155
I just said motorboat seamen, like those in the Navy are gay. Sailors are not

>>66796185
LA is worse, but it's pretty bad.

Just bought my first longpig from Indonesia, will let you know how it tastes.

>>66796151
Idk, they already lack tutors for specific physics and CS subjects, so I feel like I'm taking liberties with my supervisor.

>>66796100
>going whale watching
Surely you're joking me.

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>>66796233
Uhhh...

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>>66796218
About 5 centimetres

>>66796233
>long pig. noun. (obsolete) human flesh eaten by cannibals. translation of a Māori and Polynesian term.

What the fuck, Canadians????

>>66796218
The difference between motorboat seamen and """sailors""" is that """sailors""" pretend their boats don't have a motor hidden in the stern

>>66796100
If I wanted to go whale watching I'd just eat Lobster at the same restaurant as you.

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>>66796244
Not everyone lives in parts of America where whale sightings are the norm

>>66796244
It was pretty fun, saw some seals too
>>66796277
took you a whole 10 minutes to come up with that one?

Canada: Just Fucking Why, the Literal Country

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>>66796202
Only if you want a landwhale, 40-60 y/o, that's the most common kind I see with dindus where I live.

Maisie

>Seeing a whale from a boat is impressive

Honestly jealous.

>>66796362
t. landlocked flyover

>>66796294
I just opened the thread now you gay fat fuck.

>>66796383
sure kid, whatever floats your boat

>>66796269
Pathetic

Here we average 914cm twice a day (semi diurnal tide) The water floods and ebbs about 6 feet an hour.

>>66796275
>needing a motor

Lolno, what's the fucking point then?

I live near a river that flows into a bay

>>66796416
Because dummy

>Unfavorable winds
>Get sent out to sea
>Die

Whereas if you have a motor you can escape getting stranded

>>66796381
I see the ocean every single day, projecting faggot.

>>66795918
>never seen the ocean
You can be landlocked and have seen the ocean.

>>66796416
It's a lake

>>66796455
Oh, and I see mountains of gold everyday

>>66796384
I dont get it

>>66795918
get fucked

>>66796439
Or, you can just reef sails, throw out a storm jib, and grow a pair of balls

>>66796478
Sounds swell, where?

>>66796483
https://youtu.be/-_ojy-fgNPA

>>66796506
under your moms bra

>>66796498
>Implying people would take risks
The old adage: Better safe than sorry

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Why is North America so comfy lads?

>>66796434
I am still so, so sorry you live in the central valley.

>>66796552
what

>>66796543
>lads
Certainly no thanks to you.

>>66796543
>lads
it was all you baby

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>>66796579
You'd prefer to be a bud? Then you would grow up into a leaf.

You didn't think that one through anon.

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do you have your costume prepared for tomorrow /cum/?

you are going out right

>>66796540
1.) Not a big risk with EPIRB, PFD, SAR vest with pencil flares, float plan, hydrostatic release auto inflate life raft, etc
2.) Taking risks is often the point
3.) Nothing worse than an exclusively fair weather """"sailor""""
4.) Strenth through adversity

>>66796284
I'm fairly certain that's the river walk in Pueblo, Colorado. That's a landlocked prairie/desert whale.

>>66796613
I'm spending Halloween on /x/

>>66796620
Most sailors I've met were amateur pleasure sailors

Also fuck off

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>Ask hooker over the phone to have unprotected sex with me
>She says yes

>>66796543
>lads
FYL

>>66796656
Well?

>>66796623
Fascinating
Here we mostly have minkes and right whales.
>tfw never been prarie whale watching

Someday I will charter a cruise through the four corners area and see these magnificent creatures.

>>66796670
I said no

>>66796645
>amatuer pleasure sailors

So yachting? That's not really sailing, better than motorboating, but not by much.

Also, no

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>>66796660
You will make a strong leaf one day bud.

>>66796691
Then why ask her?

>>66796732
I was trolling

>>66796325
W-what if I'm handsome nig???

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>a leaf that says "lads" suggests that I am a leaf for preferring to be a "bud"
Am I going coco loco?

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>>66796744
Then you wouldn't be complaining on 4chan every night.

wew

>>66796738
Her or us?

>>66796783
her

>>66796770
:(

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>>66796748
What does a bud grow up into?

A
Fucking
Leaf

>>66796748
As a general rule the Anglosphere colloquial terms of male endearment are as follows:

>UK, Ireland, Australia, NZ
Lad, cunt, mate

>USA
Dude, bro

>Canada
Buddy

The Mexicans next door are having a party and the food smells so good. They usually invite me, but it's been 3 hours wtf I'm voting Trump now.

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>>66796791
>trolling prostitutes

Absolutely devilish

>>66796814
I do it everyday. I call them and tell them to come and house and then show up with no money. kek

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>>66796814
>trolling prostitutes

>>66796837
You need to fug one then forget to pay

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What went wrong?

>>66796863
They make me pay first

>>66796837
I find this hard to believe. You would have been fucked up by her pimp if that were true.

>>66796900
I make sure they're coming alone.

I can't wait for the day America gives us back Alaska.

>>66796921
You use backpage?

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goodnight /cum/

>>66796944
good riddance

>>66796932
>back
It wasn't yours to begin with.

>>66796863
I also ask them to prove they're not a cop, so they grab my dick for free!

>>66796944
>goodnight /cum/
>6pm pst
huh

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>>66796944
goodnight lad, im going to bed too

>>66796955
FUCK OFFFFFF

>>66796943
yes

>>66796874
>BLM protestors
>Judaism
>entire voter base was stoned college kids and autist basement dwellers
>Parti Démocrate sabotage
>Agism
>he, like all leftists, is retarded, although I will say that at least he is genuine

>>66796971
go to sleep man, don't do this you your body

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>>66796944
Nightynight

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>>66796944
Goodnight, Washington.

>>66796985
Apologize immediately.

>>66796932
You would've gotten Russia'd if you didn't give it to us in the first place

>>66796991
>genuine
>votes for a $1.2 trillion military spending on a meme jet because part of it is in his state


Love this meme.

>>66797037
GIVE IT BACK
GIVE IT BACK YOU AMERIFAT

>>66797096
Wanting to create jobs in your state isn't particularly disingenuous

>>66797162
I'll call Justin on you; don't think I won't.

>>66797193
It is when you act like you are against the Military Industrial complex and wasteful spending etc.

He's a career politician just like all the others, his branding of himself was his greatest success before the Dems cucked him.

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she's dying lads

Any chance of Canada ever becoming a republic

>>66797284
piss off

>>66797284
good

>>66797284
Anzu?

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>>66797289
No, very insignificant wedge issue here with no real political weight.

if you keep asking every night it might eventually change though. :^)

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>>66797284
no

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>>66797284
Don't get my hopes up amigo.

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Just made this meme

>>66797440
dank

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>>66797465
Thanks

So what do you all think the theme for minus two hours will be? Last year it was spooky gifs.

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this bird can buy a 4chan pass

can you?

When do people go trick-or-treating?

>>66797491
>negresses on the internet vs irl

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rate my picture

>>66797526
Already did.

>>66797526
really need to teach a flock of birds how to collect money for me

>>66797553
rude/10

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>>66797553
USA is my best friend now/10

>>66797526
that birds purchase is going to be useless in 2 months when the site shuts down

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>>66797549
She looks jungle asian desu

Gonna ask her out today if I get the chance lads

>Dating a prostitute that I'm not attracted to
wtf am I doing?

Why is xanax legal?

>>66797667
$$$

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>>66797636
>being this wrong

I reversed image searched and her name is Yovanna Ventura, some kind of spic then.

Ex-girlfriend of Justin Bieber

LEAF'D

>>66797553
gib link to watch that momment in video

>>66797733
>Ex-girlfriend of Justin Bieber
I wish I was rich :(

>>66797663
I gave her $250 and I'm not sure I want to fuck her

>>66797709
They could make loads of shekels off of weed and other drugs though

>>66796613
reminder if you get dressed up for halloween past the age of 22 you are a pathetic loser

>>66797792
or a woman

>>66797780
and so they shall, im certain you're aware of the increasing consolidation of the weed game nationally?

>>66797810
excellent amendment, this is true

>>66797763
She doesn't smell very good. guize help

i aint willy wonka i don't sugar coat shit

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ONE DAY

>>66797846
murder her

>>66797846
Pay her money to give her a bath

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>>66797756
>google current girlfriend

He really shit the bed with this one, whats he trying to do? A duet with Lionel Richie?

>>66797881
Back off, man.

>>66797927
leave based richie out of this

>>66797938
RIDF out

>>66797881
>New Somalia as part of Canada

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>66797955
toronto is already part of canada you fucking idiot

>Estimated delivery Thu, Oct 27 - Fri, Dec 02
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

>>66797938
>it is his daughter

Why else would he date that?

>>66797997
he's beautiful though so obviously it must be her mother's genetics

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SkbuZfC06d8

WTF? I hate America now!

http://www.strawpoll.me/11542145
http://www.strawpoll.me/11542145
http://www.strawpoll.me/11542145
http://www.strawpoll.me/11542145

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>>66797968
:^)

>>66798049
watching it 2 times was watching it too many times

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>>66798053
>somalia

>>66798053
would rather have somalian immigrants than l**fs

>>66798076
you don't actually mean that

>>66798076
t. somali

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>>66798076
Then stay out the Patrician state of Montana.

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>>66798119

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REALLY stimulates the old noggin

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>>66798163
>Montana confirmed best state

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>>66798119
>saudi arabia
forced takover of the state when

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>>66798201
>t. Somali

Is that updated for the death of Prince though? :^)

>>66798119
SC has Germany entirely because there's BMW and Mercedes plants there. I don't know why but this amuses me

>>66798207
Twix > Kit-Kat > Take 5 > everything else

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>>66797553
8/10

>>66798232
Importing that fuel to be refined bud, some of the largest refineries are there.

>they are helping to kill the Dakotas and Alaska

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>>66797846
>
>>66797881
No.

>>66798053
>south Dakota
W-what

is oklahoma in the midwest

>>66798207
The Candy Corn states need to be shot.

>>66798332
>http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/south-dakota-black-population-doubles-in-past-decade/article_8741888e-5ade-11e0-aeb5-001cc4c002e0.html

Federal gov't sure loves spreading those refugees in those White heartland states don't they?

>>66798352
>not 3 musketeers or sweet tarts

>>66798053
>Vermont and New Hampshire
I call Bhullshit

>>66798382
Nothing wrong with Ethiopians

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>>66798382
I know just the person to show this to

>>66798384
I can stomach those.
Candy corn is just the lame excuse for halloween candy that was somehow shoved down people's throats long ago.

>>66795852
Scrummie Cheese.

>>66798119
>Saudi Arabia
>Indonesia
What

>>66798382
In my experience they tend to actually integrate here better than on some large coastal city.

>>66798343
No, it isn't.

>>66798445

See >>66798300

It's for the fuel amigo.

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>>66798409
>Nothing wrong with Ethiopians

They don't seem to understand the correlation between food and population.

>>66798207
Candycorn is something people say because it's over-romanticised.

Fuck candycorn AND candypumpkins. And fuck those flyover states for not embracing their Swedish fish heritage.

And why the fuck are oreos a candy.

>>66798473
i'm pretty sure it is
i've lived in the south and people act differently here than in the south

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>>66798514
Ethiopia?

>>66798382
Rural areas can be surprisingly welcoming towards small communities of foreigners.
t. tolerant, friendly small town fag

http://www.strawpoll.me/11542095/r .

>>66798536
That doesn't mean they're Midwestern. They're western, like cowboy culture n injuns n stuff.

>>66798601
interesting theory

Heard the Mexican peso is getting cheaper and cheaper. How much would it cost me to living in Mexico City for a month?

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>>66798521
>why the fuck are oreos a candy.

I think these are available in some places

>>66798630
3

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>>66798560
Something went wrong in Idaho though...

everything in my life is currently imploding atm

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I SEE YOU
YOU SEE ME

>>66798695
me in the middle

>>66798670
What happening

>>66798631
But those are German, and they're not in the picture.

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Could i pass as local in all NA ?

>>66798728
Everything in his life is currently imploding

>>66798740
man you are a walking meme and yes you can

>>66798740
Only in Toronto or Montreal for Canada.

>>66798666
In a small town that would get you an angry mob.

You better post some dank memes or pepe or else North America is going to suffer the same fate as 13th century Baghdad.
t. Khan

>>66798740
Change your name to David Smith and you can fit in just perfectly.

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>>66798825
come and try us

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>>66798808
Kinda did

>>66798389
It's not bhullshit (nice), it's just that those states are so homogeneous and white, that any immigration will become the dominant immigrant group.

Look at Maine, there are about 10,000 Somali refugees in 2 cities, out of a population of 1.33 million. That's 3/4 of 1% of the population, but in an all white state represents the lion's share of immigrants.

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>>66798825
>implying

GTFO Fingol, Mongols can't into navies

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panda

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>>66798825

>>66798877

panda panda

>>66798877
hue hah ouh BE AREEEEE

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>tfw you literally can't deal with it anymore and just want to Vincent Van Gogh fuck yourself
How do stop myself from shooting myself in the heart

>>66798923
Deal with it it, pussy

Or at least do it through the head

>>66798948
OK, I've been dealing with it for about several years now. How do you just deal with it more?

>>66798973
Stop drinking, get off the computer, find a long-term goal, find a role model, don't be lazy.

Cubes remain alive

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>>66799023
>Stop drinking
How did you know?

>>66798923
VvG had a mental illness and grew up in a time when getting treatment for that shit wasn't common at all
You're in the modern era and have access to therapy and medicine, go see a shrink

>>66799036

>8th inning

>>66799036
I'm so happy I could kiss you, moose

>>66799041
Alcohol is a depressant and most people in here who think their lives are fucked are just looking at it from the bottom of a glass.

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>13°C
>Will be able to wear soft and comfy pajamas instead of shirtless with shorts for sleep
November is the start of a good season, /cum/

>>66799086
I'm gonna eat so much goddamned pumpkin pie I'll fuckin vomit everywhere

>>66799108
Fuck I'm hungry now

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This is fine

>>66799131
You fucking Mexicans are always hungry. Go fuck yourselves you stupid fucking pigs.

I'm sorry I didn't mean that.

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>>66799108
>Yorkshire pudding with steamy hot mashed potatoes, fresh salad and punch
I fucking love winter, dood

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Does Mexico hate Capitalism?

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>>66799168
>Unmeasured
I thought they traded pelts n' shit up there.

>>66798877
naci en atlanta
me fumo la vela y la nieve
tarjetas en mis manos
putas me llaman X6 FANTOM


I tried.

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>>66799145
>Go fuck yourselves you stupid fucking pigs.
Never change, /cum/

>>66798836
Challenge accepted
>>66798868
Note to self: confirm the weather reports before launching the invasion

>>66799224
me on the right.

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>>66799187
Naw, they don't work anymore. Only spend their gibs $12 cans of Coca-Cola now.

>>66799168
Moreover, what's up with that red dot on the US? Do they hate freedom?

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Is she literally our girl, /cum/?

>>66799145
Coming from an American this is funny.

>>66799168
No.

Making a visit to Baltimore to visit some relatives. What am I in for, lads?

>>66799224
me in the pink

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voted straight ticket libertarian + Hillary today buds

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>>66799150
I want to sit in jammies on the balcony of a rocky, foggy, New England harbor and eat clam chowder in November.

>>66799251
I'm assuming it's Long Island.

>>66799259

lots of dindus

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>>66799253
>girl

>>66799253
wtf did you guys do to Anzu chan?

>>66799276
Makeup and Kemalism are a hell of a drug.

>>66799251
Poor image quality.

>>66799255
delet this pls and delet your life

>>66799267
what state?

>>66799274
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYCceAatcIw

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>>66799292
kek

>>66799253
Pretty accurate.

>>66799276
Anzu is an anagram for anus.

>>66799316
She reminds me of Anzu.

>>66799297
Florida :^)

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>>66799337
DEEEPEEEEEEST
LOOOOOOOOOOOREEE

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wat r u listening 2 /cum/-chan ??~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9rh7wI3BRE

>>66799362

watchin basedball

>>66799362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF72RkHcKqs

>>66799373
>1 out away

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>>66799362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ4XqOx8egE

Cubes delay the inevitable or are they on their way to victory?

>leaveland

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>>66799362
https://youtu.be/QdDOIvjj4kI
>tfw you will never roam the icy polar caps of an alien planet

>>66795862
new thread.

>>66799362
PSSSSST
Grown man music, thinking music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnVVHfseA

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what's your thing, /cum/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs4zkcBX-mA

When I was a teenager I was big into dirtbikes, bmx, and skiing

now I'm 21 and a loser who doesn't have a thing anymore

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>Metal is the thinking man's music

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Hit that bump limit.

>>66796233
how does it taste

why are italian posters so mad all the time?

>>66798728
Thanks

>>66797354
i demand this image is updated with our new monopoly money

>>66799498
t. /mu/
>>66799570
earthquakes put them on edge

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who else /sleepy/ here?