/brit/

Oh jessus the fathers drunk and angry again might have to fucking drop the old cripple so hell shut the fuck up

>>66795664
No idea tb h

>>66795684
did you consider him a best mate? thats quite bad of him

yes yes the neurotoxin will be setting in shortly...

>>66795653
lads I think i'm gay

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lads
asian or latina
what should i wank to?

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When I box, it isnt boxing. Its art. Its magnificence. Its beauty and ruggedness personified. I will be professional in a few years time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE37e1eK2mY

might put on a bin bag and hide in the bin so that I can get into the rubbish lorry and be crushed to death lads

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will he get shot down?

Gonna hit the sack, lads

*Punches myself in the bollocks*

Wow Sophie is a big girl

>>66795695
Yeah i do

He was obsessed with me "stealing his mates" because I went to a few pre-drinks with him.

And now he's not inviting me anymore.

Bizarre tb h

going sleep in 7 minutes
say your farewells etc
letting you know in advance to plan accordingly and prepare your selves out of courtesy

>>66795653
hello there...

alarm is set for 7:20am fml

>>66795744
*hits your bollocks with a brutal flurry of hooks and jabs and finishes with a classic haymaker in platinum form*

>two drumpf jets

money falling out his arse

por tu

>>66795751
Are you upset over this? what a wee cunt

>>66795744
stellar post

have to say you've really gotten the hang of it

>>66795718
want me to suck you off and see if you like it?

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doing a think

>Britain will never speak Elizabethan English like Jesus Christ, ever again

>>66795711
Ayy meow.

>arriving in a massive plane

this is okay in america

>>66795793
Not really but like I said he was a way of meeting new people

*walks towards you*

https://www.fb.com/elihudi.urassa.5/videos/1268766603168335/

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im very lonely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKCIWYDywR0

>>66795809
don't bother

>>66795718
Same

Who /skinsgen2/ here?

et tu, Runte?

>>66795824
Something similiar happened to me, the mates have basically dropped me. Im not so much upset just insanely bored. Just sitting here on weekends shitposting.

>>66795821
that's his small one. he usually flies a 757

want to do a pee but don't want to move
life is such a hard dilemma

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>>66795829

desperately need a boyfriend

meow

>>66795867

he should put some savlon on that nasty cut

>>66795868

How feminine are you?

that little bitch got her throat fucked

>>66795868
Would you mind if that bf was a Yank?

Absolute tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sevZEOUXpw4

blaring ladhouse down my apple earbuds

>>66795930
*sinks my teeth into her supple arsecheek*

saw a very very strange plane today

nothing like I've ever seen before, nobody was looking up at it either weirdly

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The gf

boring cunts the lot of ye

>>66795856
Yeah same. Got friends on my course, but they all live away from me so the weekends are pretty shite. Might join some societies or something just to stop myself from going mental at the weekends.

your father was absent during your upbringing and your mother is a loose woman

>>66795890
Not very.
>>66795901
No not at all.

don't care if a white guy goes out with an Asian or whatever other interracial relationships there may be but fucking hell those runts who utterly fawn over Asian girls are proper weird

>>66795907
wew remember them from need for speed underground

they've been standing there for 1 hour 30

>Hey, you better do X for her tomorrow
>Okay, I will
>No you won't
>OK I won't
>Omg how could you? You fucking better do X for her!
Fucking hell, what the fuck is wrong with women?

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Literally seeing absolute normies sharing /pol/ tier photos on facebook, like goodlooking girls and proper deano new build hardmen are sharing this

weird

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>>66795930
>spotty arse

Hello there you wankers

>>66795985
I REALISE

>>66795965
Tell me where to move to then

Always wanted a Bong boyfriend

>>66795982
never played it

>>66795960
I just want someone to drink with and fuck about with on weekends tbf

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me on the right

Post it

>>66796013
I'd rather go to America, it's a bit shit where I am.

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>order a kiev pizza
>covered in red onions and mushrooms

What the actual fuck? Nobody does this.

>>66795988
do you only have students on your facebook or something?

i see people sharing all sorts of so called "redpilled" things all the time

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Bought myself this a few years ago
Pretty simple but rare costume prop which has served me well

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trump actually flies multiple planes to each of his rallies

imagine being that rich

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>>66796021

That's not toot and you are not from France

>>66796043
Oh. Well, I live in the rural South. If you don't mind the heat it's pretty OK

You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

wait is it halloween today

>>66796048
my facebook friends list is a mixture of scumbags, druggies, average normies, students, farmers and knackers

a diverse mixture, 1,500 friends in total

>>66795988
Saw a meme about Hilary's emails and her rigging an election on a massive "commonwhitegirl" (like 1mil+) instagram account
Did a literal double take

>>66796071
No tonight

>>66796069

I could wrestle a deer with my bear hands

>>66796088
what time does it start?

>>66796090
how dear you

So tired

>>66795868
same, want to cuddle?

>>66796097
do I look like a fucking calendar m8

>>66796097
00:00 31/10

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>>66796044
>>66796048
>both are the 32nd IP in the thread

>>66796068
I could get used to the heat.

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What are you guys going as for halloween tonight

I am a normie in the sense that I have lots of friends on social media and get 200+ likes on most photos and I can get with girls on a night out, but I have zero friends and cannot forge meaningful relationships with anyone whatsoever

my last few mates dropped me there so idk what to be at now

>>66796068
do you get bullied for being a bender there?

Why do Americans care so much about Clinton's fucking email account?

In Brtiain it's the sort of thing you'd get a slap on the wrist for from some select committee and then it would be forgotten after a week

>>66796137
Dressing up as a sexy cat

>>66796112
Sure, can we suck each other off as well?

>>66796137

Harambe, complete with little brown baby doll and banana

>>66796141
people call each other normie on here constantly but I think all the frequent posters on 4chan have something in common

we're all slightly different in one way or another

>>66796137
Not going anywhere m8, gonna sit in and listen out for the footsteps of disappointed kids when nobody answers the door

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>PayPal payment is pending

How long is this bollocks going to take

Swear to God if Trump wins and I didn't bet on it I will be FUMIN

>>66796141
I can get with girls on nights out and generally am quite charming when talking to someone for the first time.

But I have no long term friends. My oldest friend I've known for 2 years and he's barely a friend.

>>66796146
It's kind of like how they got al Capone for his taxes

We know she's been up to other shady shit but this is the only thing we can nail her on.

>>66796137
Myself, swinging from a noose

>>66796137
>Going out on a sunday or monday

Ermm, it's normie rest day sweetie

>all these people holding up their phones

Why? I'd take one photo and enjoy the experience

>>66796133
It's OK if you stay indoors

>>66796145
Only if you're a faggot about it

>>66796146
Because she was selling favors at the State Department

right eye is getting progressively wonky

swear I'll be squint by christmas

>>66796176
Who do you go out with on a night out? i dont know how ill be able to get with women now cause my mates dropped me about 3 weeks ago and i havent been out since

>>66796165
yeah, alot of people here are genuinely quite funny and unique but id say we are all very introverted irl

i don't rate capone but i rate safone

How do I get over my addiction to yorkshire puddings

>>66796201
it looks like so much fun being there

>>66796157
yeah alright

>>66796213
i don't rate anything because people shouldn't judge xx

>>66796226
I'm the guy who has just recently been dropped by his last friend.

I'm working it out.

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The great debate

how do i come to terms with the fact that there is no justice in the world

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>ywn lick a fanny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCbqpPOer_U

choon

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would ye

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>>66796267
why the fuck would you want to?

>>66796213
Go see a doctor

>>66796258
By dealing out justice during the night

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>>66795653

>Soon you will be ruled by a nigger
>Brexit vote was wasted
>Your ancestors will be disapointed by their moronic offspring to the point they would ask themselves why didn't they abort you

RIP England, it was nice knowing you

>>66796190
>>66796190
>>66796190

LOL

>>66796295
ye

>mum bought me a spiderman advent calendar

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I'd be grateful for a whiff at this point

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left the toilet seat up lads

>>66796298
I am always asking this but, how useful would women be if sex was not neccesary for men

Lads

did you go to formal/prom (FOY, i know) with a girl when you were in secondary? was it awkward?

>>66796329
That's nice of her 2bh

tfw no yank bf

>>66796348
i took one of my m8s for banter

All I've eaten today is 3 slices of pizza

>>66795969

Nah in fact you only care if your mother get her daily share of BBC

>>66796324
He will get murdered like his mother

>>66796348
I didn't go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjqAsbufsTI

>>66796348
ours didn't have one. some people arranged their own

>>66796366
I'm on 4, step it up

>>66796348
yes no

>>66796358
I'll be your bf

why THE FUCK is britfa.gs region locked?

>>66796348
no

me and my social group had our own little private party with alcohol and stuff

>>66796401
yeah? :)

>>66796348
went on my own just like the rest of my m8s

got wavy on a bottle of WKD, danced like a prat, came home and cried

reckon after it's all done and dusted, Hillary Clinton's presidency will be remembered falsely as a historic movement of equality, the same way Gandhi and Mandela are falsely remembered as champions. Most people won't learn about all the scandals during her career and will only learn about the good things in the future history books
that's how things usually go

if trump wins the presidency, it's a sure sign that we've entered an alternate timeline that was not supposed to happen

>>66796212
Great, so, top or bottom?

quite enjoying this chicken, bacon and bbq sauce pizza

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pick one

>>66796429
>Mandela are falsely remembered as champions
Mandela was unironically a terrorist though

>>66796379
>weiner back doored hillary

kek

>>66796366
I've had a small bowl of muesli, a cheese toastie, and a couple of pears

think this might be exacerbating my depression

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Lads

Theres a 16 year old that lives near me who hangs about with genuine neo nazis and the way he dresses and gets on is fucking hilarious

the wee sprout added me on facebook the other day, pic related

>>66796456
fuck off weeb

>>66796429
>comparing Hillary Clinton Gandhi or Mandela
you really have swallowed the right-wing propaganda on Gandhi and Mandela

if any kids come trick or treating at my house tonight i'm gonna tell those proto yanks to fuck off and heem their runty parents

>>66796429
Now the jews who supported the anti-apartheid want to oust Jacob zuma, because south africa is an Ally of both russia and Syria

>>66796422
:)

>>66796446
Either

>>66796429
I dunno it's the same as brexit tbqh
You shouldn't underestimate a poorly treated and angry lower class

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>>66796137
i'm going to the party on /brit/ as lonely virgin this year

it's going to be so much fun

>>66796457
that's what I just fucking hinted at you twat

>>66796457
So was George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin etc.

>>66796494
*rests head on your shoulder*

>>66796410
dunno, never visited

>>66796494
Same here, so we can flip fuck

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Will be handing these out to any trick or treaters

halloween is my favourite holiday

>dad yawns when he's asleep

What the fuck is all that about?

>>66796512
but you said he was a champion

>>66796489
Ghandi treated his wife like shit, and said to his people to not fight against the pirates

Just got in from work lads. AMA.

>>66795988
these two candidates have the dirtiest hands ever
even the normies can see

>>66796532
he's probably not properly asleep yet

>>66796456
C, ruby then java script

visual basic can get a look in but only if she pees on me

>>66796515
>>66796512
I'm dumb, ignore me

>>66796532
cannot imagine how tired he must be

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Ah yes, the so called Clinton "scandals"

>>66796538
where do you work?

>>66796533
key phrase: falsely remembered as

honestly don't think yanks are completely literate

>>66796348
yes
brought a girl out of my league
will never be with someone as good looking as her again unless I somehow get rich
>was it awkward
nah, was in my house with just me and her for 10 mins but then went to a m8s gaf where there was like 20 people. Things are only awkward if you're alone desu

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>>66796524
well then thank you for your response

>>66796559
delet your account

>>66796542
Nope, he's fast asleep.

I'll be sat here in my room and he will just let out random yawns after being asleep for hours.

what was that thing about someone releasing a clip of Clinton being racist about blacks?

did that ever happen?

>>66796520
*pushes you away*
Back the fuck off??!!?

>>66796525
>tfw no Britboi bf to top me and then be my bottom after he busts in my twink asshole

>>66796561
Wetherspoons, happy to divulge any company secrets if needs be (first company secret: most food is pre-prepared and just heated up in the microwave).

Me n the lads.

https://streamable.com/bmbw

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

Really like Kenderick, wish he didnt try and insinuate a lefty political narrative in every choon tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8

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sometimes i just go somewhere random i've never been before for the weekend and tell my family i'm on a 3 day bender with the lads

planning to go to inverness next week

>>66796596
do they dilute the alcohol?

gib sekrets pls

Southern Englishmen, what are Northerners like?

state your name cus

walking in memphis

>>66796596
Already knew that
Still decent tho
What isn't microwaved?

>>66796583
So you got a nice cock?

>>66796626
like the bloody Irish

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wouldn't mind having a Tesla

>>66796626
>northerners
not fully human in my opinion

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Spent every waking hour since 10 o'clock friday watching dragonball while drinking

>>66796614
>inverness

bit of a trek, where do you live?

>>66796628
Reðharður Skaufsson

>>66796583
fine... ;_;

>>66796638
It's average I guess. I don't have much experience tee bee ache

Go to any Halloween parties this weekend then lads?

>>66796655
and what we doin today

>>66796456
>java
boring
>c++
too old
>python
#2 qt
>ruby
probably a slut
>PHP
#1 qt
>C#
paedo
>java script
depressive cunt
>perl
has a dick
>C
milf. would bang
>visual basic
boring. probably cries too much
>R
paedo
>scala
paedo
>shell
probably peaedo
>action script
paedo

>>66796652
Cheshire

Hillary Clinton campaigns are awesome, and she is now receiving support from great artists such as Miley Cyrus, while drumpf received support from the dictator of Putin

>>66796646
Amazing how Nikola Tesla managed to create this before the start of WW2

He was truly a man ahead of his time

>>66796676
You the gay lad

>>66796658
*pulls you back towards me*

>>66796619
Nah, you're way less likely to have diluted alcohol in a spoons compared to another pub. If one chain was caught doing it, the whole brand would suffer, so it's just not worth it. They buy in such huge quantities that the profit margins are good enough already.

>>66796636
Steaks and eggs are done on the grill, fish chips and onion rings are all done in the fryer, and there's a machine for the paninis and toasties. Think most of the rest is in the microwave desu.

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wouldnt mind finding the rorke who made this image so i can kick his teeth down his throat

>>66796671
Rappin' innit

>>66796668
ye
u?

Might go for a drive tomorrow. I'm in Sheffield, any ideas?

*Picks up bar stool*
*starts beating the two gays into a bloody pulp*

best thing Elon Musk can do is shill his Tesla cars to popular rappers and feature it in their videos

just like the hoverboard thing caught on

>>66796693
Miley Cyrus is a gorilla wearing human skin

>>66796698
Well i'm a bit gay but I wouldn't call myself 'the' gay lads

>>66796663
I'm sure it's nice and delicious anyway.

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>>66796723
drive to scotland

or as i like to call it, mordor

>>66796723
drive until you reach the ocean, then wait

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A most sinister looking fellow

>>66796761
Iceland is Mordor, you spacker

>>66796749
Shut up, it's 2016

>>66796759
What about you? Do you have a nice benis?

>>66796745

he made a roof that's like one big solar panel, but it looks like a normal roof

I had that idea years ago, might sue

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real nigga hours lads
haven't been chonning this late since the summer

>>66796719
Yeah
Tried to shag a girl there but didn't get anywhere haha

>>66796796
I've been told so, it's big too.

>>66796806
sucks to your mom ya punk

Tight night, chaps x

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>>66796769
why would you want to be mordor?

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>>66796806

Wassup, lads

Does Autumn actually exist anymore? Feels like we just go straight from summer to winter

>>66796772
It's actually closer to 2017 than 2016 as we're more than halfway through the year

>>66796851
so called "global warming"

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>>66796806
probably for the best also its not even that late for you

>>66796851

feel the same way, remember autumn being a lot more distinctive as a kid.

we're closer to 2030 than 2000

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>>66796860

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>>66796864

>>66796723
drive up into the bennines

>>66796824
Haha unlucky lad
Was kissing some bird all night
Was rather intoxicated you could say aha
Not sure how to feel about the situation

>>66796825
>I'll never have a big dick

cummy in my tummy

>>66796897
Mine is average and I have really bad fordyce spots aha
Good job no one sees it lool

>>66796897
>iktf

>>66796885
>brits don't follow the ancient roman tradition of saving your poo til christmas

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>>66796860
really made me think

>it always snows in Syria
>never snows in the UK

BAD gimmick

Is a 6 inch willy small?

>>66796851
Lol same, snowing here in Moscow while it's green grass everywhere

>>66796897
you can have a big dick inside you though if you want x

>>66796935
no

>>66796945
stop with that for fuck sake you bender

>>66796935

Yes

average is about 7.5 and girls these days will accept 8 minimum

>>66796935
yes, dicklet

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Are bombay bad boy pot noodles actually spicy or are they a woman meme?

Hahahahahaha

>>66796972
>Eating pot noodle

RUNTLIFE

>>66796963
make me

I'm a bird and I was kissed last night.

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>>66796945
>I can't move to Britain
>I can't fuck with all the big dicked qt twinks there
>I will always be alone

>>66796963
Where do you live? ill suck your cock dry and service you in any way i can, ill be your cumslut for tonight xx

>Prove that if G is connected and Δ(G) ≤ 2, then G is a path or a cycle.
this is so trivial i can't even begin to think of how to prove it

>>66796969
well thats simply not true mate, you see, i come into sexual contact with females most weekends, i sincerely hope you dont really think this abnormie

>>66796970
:(

>>66797010
whats that triangle thing

Don't want or need friends

Just want a gf tb h

Do you think it makes sense to receive big benis inside of you if you was born with a small one

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>>66796907
>tfw bad fordyce spots AND pearly penile papules

This dildodick will never see use

>>66797007
Nah fuck him, be mine instead.

>>66797045
shut the fuck up and fuck off creep

>>66796972
Pot noodle is really horrid. The noodles you get in the packet are far better, I suggest Maggi chicken.

>>66797043
maximum degree

Played a team full of johnny foreigners in Sunday League earlier, glad to say we beat them comfortably and threw a good amount of xenophobic abuse their way.

>>66797036
hahaha nah 6" is more than functional desu plus girls perceptions of dick size are based entirely on how much they like you

>>66797045
Yes it does.

>>66797058
fuck off bender i fuck irish alpha male power tops only

>>66797063
okay and what does connected mean

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>66797087
there is a path from each vertex to every other vertex

>>66796935
No, show it and we'll see if you've got a nice willy.

hate to be critical, but this thread is just a tad gay

just a tad

unironically have a 2 inch flaccid willy lads

when I get a semi it looks massive though

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

>>66797114
those are the best kinds of threads

Hao Ling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrYN2rb3OI

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Ah yes

it's been too long since i've been fucked

trump strangely knows a lot about Syria

he sounds quite stupid but everything seems to be true

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>>66797062
Actually can't cope maggi, chink noodles only if I'm buying for taste.

These ones are so delicious I'd buy the powder for hot drinks if they were available

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>COKE. FLOAT

>woah. woah. a dollop of ice cream. in a glass of coke... fucking

>COKE!
>FLOAT!

/tv/ is SO shit when theres no shitposting

>>66797151
that's how we are

stupid in a smart way

>>66797168
Al Murray is the supreme british comedian, a proper good bloke

>>66797192
or smart in a stupid way

can someone post the really flat pepe

someone link me the pozzing neggbois copypasta

need to send it to my gf

when you realise the working man and the intellectual class are sworn enemies, society starts to make much more sense.

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eye hurts a bit lads

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>>66797168

found out through this that 'a la mode' in America means 'with ice cream'

>>66797160
good lad, always stock up on these when i go to tesco

>>66797125
same

holding it in your hands and feeling it swell from that to proper size is a somewhat enjoyable surreal feel though

Fight me at Mass.
Fight me at Mass, in front of the class,
Lent is upon us and I don't want to fast,
Fight me at Mass, It'll be a mad laugh,
Scars across your face from the bishop's staff,
Fight me at Mass, I won't let you pass,
Embrace me in anger and smash the stained glass,
Fight me at Mass, abide by the pact,
Bloody your knuckles in front of Father McGragh,
Fight me at Mass, let's have a clash,
Your soul isn't cleansed until you hit me a lash,
Make the most of the Holy Ghost,
Put it on your tongue and entertain your host,
Wear it on your clothes to scare your folks

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>>66797199
i spose that makes more sense

imagine being a surgeon lads
you cant make a single fuckup or someone could die or be permanently injured

I'm just a poor boy

>tfw got a 4.5" girth pencil dick
>gf has a thicc bouncy arse

makes for funny imagery when my pathetic dicc gets devoured by her thicc

>>66797332
that's why you get really good malpractice insurance

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>>66797287
>>66797332
<you two

lend us a tenner

new
>>66797373
>>66797373
>>66797373

i am the son, and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
am the son and heir
of nothing in paricular

imagine being american and having to put on your bulletproof vest and body armour just to nip to the shop to get milk